The Ultimate Batman Pitch Meeting Compilation

[@AndrewMclean]

“A VERY Italian-American flightless bird” is still one of my favourite Pitch Meeting statements of all time 😂

[@somerandolad]

A very Italian American *Irish* flightless bird. That's quite a conundrum.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

SAME! That got me so good the first time. 🤣

[@fookinkoont]

​@@somerandolad The Melting Guin

[@kisslevente4109]

I think it was more like "a very italian american-flightless bird" :D

[@thedarkjw6219]

2:01

[@mrudulvelhal5338]

"Not until you've brushed Mother's hair, not until you've brushed it well". Still sends chills down my spine

[@TheElbowMerchant]

Wait, is that an unusual request from mother to son? Pretty standard stuff in my household. Sorry, got to go! Mother beckons . . .

[@emwhaibee]

Felt bad to break the 69 like but yeah, you deserve it, here have a like!

[@samlaxson3623]

Utter horror, this man should probably go to therapy, but that would stop his ability to make great horrifying stuff

[@SuperSteven2323]

Love this line

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Lmao

[@KatieMaddalena]

"They fall on a car which makes it okay because cars are so soft and squishy!" My favorite line of any pitch meeting lmao

[@GalorOmer]

"I reckon we'll make it the darkest Gotham yet" then proceeds to describe how dark it is for another minute and I'm still not sure which batman film he's talking about.

[@matthewrussell5965]

The Batman lol

[@wilhoroshak6253]

@@matthewrussell5965I mean let’s be real. Gotham was BLACK in Batman Returns, The Dark Knight Trilogy too… So we don’t know what movie he starting with. I refuse to watch The Batman, Christian Bale is the Batman so yea sorry Robert Pattinson.

[@andes.360]

@@wilhoroshak6253u are missing out bro, pattison is actually a better performer of batman in my opinion

[@GoroAkechi_]

@@wilhoroshak6253Robert did a really great job 💔💔 my Bruce

[@emdiuenmaxi]

I love the optimistic energy at the beginning of these pitchings, with the the producer guy always smiling and excited. If that day I'm tired or worried about something, it goes away.

[@themug406]

No real worries then, gotcha

[@mertarican5456]

​@@themug406 my man gatekeeps "being worried"

[@erdinael]

Not the compilation youtube deserves, but the compilation youtube needs

[@esteban1487]

Brilliant!

[@hignettron]

Of course! (in Tom Hardy Bane voice)

[@kingraptor92]

Good man. 👍

[@timothyward6644]

That comment was tight. Tight tight tight tight tight

[@jasonsabbath6996]

I see what you did there. 🤣😂

[@vonwux]

"He freaks out, his horse freaks out" ... "Did I not mention he's on a horse?" - gets me everytime.

[@siiodn]

After hearing that line, i always cracked up every time I saw scarecrow on a horse (in various batman movies)

[@MJD_Ishimura]

"I totally understand, my poop comes out white now" That genuinely made me laugh out loud

[@wutthabuck8772]

The manholes bit ALWAYS gets me 😂 that pitch meeting is one of the main ones I use to introduce people to the channel 😂

[@allenturnbull9540]

That entire pitch is among his funniest. "So they send 60,000 Police Officers into the sewers?"

[@whocares9033]

The Lion King (animated) is the one I use as an introduction lol That or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 😂

[@allenturnbull9540]

@@whocares9033 You're being weirdly ok with Cat Incest

[@TheTfraze]

I always use season 8 of GOT

[@neerajcherukuri4052]

Me too ​@@whocares9033

[@KaseWith_a_Mace]

“His horse freaks out,” “His horse?” “Did I not mention he’s on a horse? He’s on a horse.” King of comedy right here.

[@startingQB]

K8lled me.

[@Kiljaedenas]

"Let me tell ya I've been pooping on a ton of cars"...utterly lost it at that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daboyez2022]

The condensed milk bit is hands down my favorite of every pitch meeting video ever 😂

[@MrMongoose221]

Same or maybe the mario pitch meeting when he says rather than "it's a me" he says "I'm gonna break every bone in his body" 🤣

[@wwpjd28]

This was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing with the condensed milk and Gordon's trash habits bits. Those were just absolute gold. I have no clue how you think of some of this stuff.

[@Teamo86]

It's not who you are inside, but what you pitch, that defines you.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Is it weird I've got a playlist that is essentially a compilation of Ryan's pitch meeting compilations? I love playing the Twilight pitch meeting compilation as background noise while I'm doing things. I get excited every time I get to add a new compilation to the list.

[@MarcoKlammer]

Not weird at all. I do the same

[@Darclover82]

Same.

[@danielwilliams7562]

I love that one while I'm drifting off to sleep. Iove the chuckles and it gets me in a good mood as I snooze

[@danelynch7171]

Pitch meeting compilations are TIGHT!

[@rickgrimes1016]

"What are we doin here, man?" Best line of all pitch meetings

[@LivingGuy484]

I'm pretty sure I've enjoyed rewatching these three times now Sometimes I like having these skits in the background too, it's kind of comforting in a way

[@WeddingSingerCB]

It’s a great white noise playlist for falling asleep to.

[@LivingGuy484]

@@WeddingSingerCB Yeeah 🙂 Ryan has a cool voice

[@chrisstrebor]

Agreed!!

[@themug406]

Okay

[@jaheimlovett6640]

@@WeddingSingerCB I thought I was the only one

[@rainmuaythai]

I’ve been living under a rock and discovered these videos a few weeks ago and binged dozens of them…hilarious and one of my favorite KZbinrs is all I can say lol. Small request for a Pitch Meeting for Equilibrium (if you’re still doing older movies). Old favorite and dying to know which part would be deemed “super easy, barely an inconvenience” as there’s a number of scenes worthy

[@jayvee5686]

"It'd be good to make this penguin guy mayor of the city." That "what" is so heartfelt

[@jeromevaleska2014]

Do I have work to do? Yes. Have I seen all these pitch meetings a million times? Yes. Am I gonna sit down and watch this 30 minute compilation instead of working? Yes. Get of my back, you, you freaking, school system.

[@themug406]

Off* btw

[@jeromevaleska2014]

@@themug406 I know, probably just mistyped. Thanks anyway tho.

[@thehellhoundsarehere6744]

"He didn't kill them the explosion did." "Pretty sure that's terrorism." "Whoopsie!"

[@worldscoolestperson7672]

Rewatching pitch meetings is TIGHT!

[@jeffkeenan5059]

Wow

[@jeffkeenan5059]

Yeah

[@jeffkeenan5059]

Easily

[@miguelb5661]

Barely an inconvenience

[@keithdavison2960]

His Christian bale impression is still one of the best

[@Annithat]

I've watched every episode of pitch meeting and have just now realized he's holding a cut piece of cardboard instead of a pile of paper 😂

[@alisaurus4224]

No he’s not? If you look at 6:31 he holds the stack sideways for a sec

[@RiverKinn]

so glad there's immediately a positive reference to robert pattinson's performance in goodtime. i'm glad he's mostly escaped his tarpit of a comeup from a franchise like twilight. lighthouse is also a great example of his acting chops.

[@chrisbennett6062]

"She's going to be scared for a second but then she's gonna, you know , tase him in the goddamn face"😂😂 "He freaks out, his horse freaks out.." "His horse?" "Did I not mention he's on a horse? He's on a horse" Beautiful

[@BlaiseTighe]

They did a great job turning Colin Farrell into James Gandolfini.

[@Thespeedrap]

😂😂😂NOT I sure miss Danny Devito Penguin

[@supersizesenpai]

"Oh a very Italian American flightless bird." 🤣🤣

[@VladimirOkovantsev]

I’d really like to see how everything everywhere all at once was pitched.

[@neebs929]

Watching producer guy when he hears the ending is gonna be so great.

[@ZoosheeStudio]

A billionaire that has a giant underground batcave relies on the city grid for power?

[@Msmasajes]

You know that Holeywood movies today are masterpieces when watching Ryan is more entertaining than the movies themselves. And yes, I made that typo on purpose. Thank you for saving me so much time so I can tell my children about these movies without actually watching them, Ryan!

[@CalixtoErico]

Almost spit my coffee at 24:33 hahahahha This is not a malicious link, it's just him imitating Bane.

[@katm8292]

0:23 "soon people will pay to see a completely black screen and we can play a Batman audio book or something" - this was just DC's pitch meeting for Batman: Unburied and Batman The Audio Adventures

[@BatmanFan76]

These are timestamps people deserve, but not the timestamps they need. 0:00 The Batman 6:55 Batman Returns 13:05 Batman Begins 19:38 The Dark Knight 23:46 The Dark Knight Rises

[@jeromevaleska2014]

Incorrect, these are the timestamps we need, but not the ones we deserve right now.

[@josho7138]

What was the link

[@jeromevaleska2014]

@@josho7138 A five second video called 'Who is wrath?' where three penguins are standing together and one starts yelling "Knock knock" and smacking another with a canister and then the canister explodes.

[@sanchezjones8276]

Yo this guy is so funny. I find myself using his catchphrases in everyday conversations. Every mistake I make is a *whoopsie*. Any questions I don't wana answer *get alllll the way off my back*. Something I wanna hear *oh really* many others but I mainly use*SUPER EASY BARLEY AN INCONVENIENCE*

[@Lotsolov4u]

A Winnie-the-Pooh Blood and Honey Pitch Meeting is the Pitch Meeting we need. AND the one we deserve now!!

[@liloiax22]

24:39 - _"Get out of the wall Grover!"_ hahaha😆 That's _DEFINITELY_ my _FAVORITE_ line from the _"Pitch Meeting"_ for _"The Dark Knight Rises"_

[@redolentthought7085]

Seeing these compilations - with some older Pitch Meetings - it's great to see Ryan's timing, tone, et al getting better and better. He should do some Disney-esque remakes with almost the exact same dialogue, but with new-and-improved Witer/Producer.

[@themug406]

etc*, but yes

[@kamenanew9867]

Nah cause like growth and such, I mean remakes of pitch meetings? Can we not

[@kamenanew9867]

​@@themug406et al works just as well ya gatekeeping freak chill dude

[@Flaris]

More Pitch Meetings to add to my playlist to listen to on the way to work is tight!

[@shmiggies9218]

I just love how quickly they move past "So this baby ends up being found by some sewer penguins..." Like... We aren't gonna extrapolate on that... Ok. Moving on.

[@prizzle9234]

"....no I can't fly unfortunately but let tell ya I bin poopin on a ton a cars" LMAO!!

[@nictipton1413]

"Manholes are tight!" "You realized this is not an adult film, right?" And that was when I spit out my coffee, dying laughing.

[@tanushpujar7220]

"very specific uncles are tight" How the turntables

[@craig3540]

Awesome! This one was the best one I have seen thus far! Great job, I am really enjoying your Pitch meeting videos! Thank you!

[@firstsisterJML1330]

I laughed at, "get out of the wall, Grover," just a little too much!

[@TheRealPinkWish]

this is the best series on youtube and anywhere. period.

[@rex-racer]

No other superhero has the self-identity magic like the dark knight has… “I’m Batman” can be said with a sneer or a whisper, and it just kicks like nothing else.

[@rex-racer]

Close runner-up… I am Iron Man

[@andrewfrankovic6821]

Wow wow wow, right now this the . . . comment.

[@andrewfrankovic6821]

KZbin wouldn' let me write 'bottom'.

[@piplup10203854]

19:12 “I’m pretty sure that’s still manslaughter, yeah but it’s not murder.” 😆 Batman’s a good guy yeah sure 😆

[@Chrisyork1989]

“Taze him in the god damned face” may very well be my favorite sentence in the entire history of sentences.

[@jerradgideon4099]

Wow Ryan, this is one of the best skits you’ve done. Was laughing so hard.

[@CitizenMike]

"Falcons right hand Penguin" I nearly choked on my breakfast there :D

[@whydoyouwanttoknowthat]

What! Both Channels posting on the same day! What did we do to deserve this!!

[@Amira_Phoenix]

"you're not my dad!" Like it's 2006 😂😂😂😂😂i can't

[@johnpatz8395]

Am I the only one that loves coming back and rewatching these compilations every few months?

[@Geohillierneo]

The condensed milk part is one of my all-time favourite Pitch Meeting moments 😂

[@TheOneSoulMate_]

These never get old. They are smart and hilarious! And I am always looking for the part where he says my all time favorite line after explaining something difficult. “Barely and inconvenience”, I don’t know why that makes me laugh so hard but it’s just brilliant and funny! If he ever stops using it I am out. 😂 These videos just ripping apart all the plot problems or holes in the best way possible. Smh love this channel. Great job once again.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I hate to be that guy, but it’s “barely an inconvenience”. But yes, Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy are awesome and these videos are hilarious

[@paulkelly2701]

You'r not yet to the stage where you see it coming and, in perfect timing with him as he always says it with precisely the same beat? It's part of my day now

[@kamenanew9867]

Ok he'll always do that line, but um don't be 'out' if he does, that's some fair weather fake fan shit right there

[@TheOneSoulMate_]

@@kamenanew9867 That’s a strange comment. I never remarked I would be out if he stopped saying that. I merely was stating I look forward to it because it always cracks me up. You could go into anyone else’s comments and pick out something they said that was positive then throw in your comment basically. Create a situation that doesn’t exist and then make a back handed comment about otherwise you would be a fake fan? So anyone else who has something positive to say in appreciation is a opportunity and a target? Out of everything I said in my original comment that’s what you took from it? If anyone is going to be called out in something. It should be, if at all, for what they have done. Not for something that hasn’t happened. It makes no sense. Someone who finds a negative in something positive as a take away, needs some help.

[@brandonpadveen6382]

Stoked for multiple Ryan drops today

[@robmains8088]

😂 These videos are brilliant, always funny and I'm sure they are Grateley appreciated, so much effort can be seen. Always a great laugh to watch. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@whocares9033]

"Grateley" lol

[@GuardianKyle]

"Also, that Blake guy's Robin." "Sure, why not." 😂

[@YeOldBuccaneer]

"VERY stinky citizens! " 😂😂😂

[@WaterMeLoan64]

0:24 the joke about the audiobook aged well because now there actually is a Batman Audiobook. 🤣

[@xavierjay1]

Very specific uncles are tight 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pilgrym52]

I love thinking about how Penguin got his hands on the Batmobile blueprints. It's not the Dark Knight universe, that vehicle was one of a kind. By all accounts it makes no sense.

[@jasonsabbath6996]

Probably the internet.....or Amazon. I know they weren't a thing back then, but it's a better answer that what we got. 😊

[@MSpotatoes]

​@@jasonsabbath6996he downloaded them from Napster, Metallica were actually working on Bruce Wayne's behalf.

[@TheJeffMelvin]

“Batman loves to kill. Can’t get enough of it”.

[@sidekickz2180]

This is the compilation that KZbin needs...but may not deserve

[@jeremiahemery3108]

Ty for all the videos keep up the good work

[@JoshKemp]

"Not until you've brushed mother's hair" 😂

[@gravy7861_]

"Growling is tight" As a metal fan, i agree 🤘

[@richblack6012]

So good! Would be fun to see a Batman movie 1966 episode to add the collection

[@kerikson2779]

I never got a chance to say thank you…for the great compilation.

[@TJ-fu5kr]

Lmao I'd literally always sneak spoonfuls of condensed milk as a kid! My mom always had it around for this drink she used to make. It's insanely sweet and delicious.

[@Raixor]

*Pith Meeting for TRON 1982 please, pretty PLEASE!!!*

[@Phil_KaneONite_Wood]

Yes!! This!! And do Legacy too!!🫡

[@miguelb5661]

Compilations are Tight! Fairly new to the channel and hadn't seen these before

[@Tonyhouse1168]

You’re in for a treat. Watching all the Pitch Meetings will be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@hulky333]

I love condensed milk 😂 There's nothing wrong with that😂😅

[@midsectionmark8956]

Love watching pitch meeting! I’m gonna be binge watching at work tomorrow too. It’s funny how much negative press BVS gets but aye it’s still a great movie and a fire 🔥 Batman performance.

[@ML-oe3oy]

Cannot stop watching these...

[@marshallgj]

MAN HOLES ARE TIGHT!!! @RyanGeorge, that sir, is COMEDY GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pop5678eye]

7:01 'Did he buy some clothes in the wrong size?' Underrated 'returns' joke

[@vanillafire2652]

Zsso happy to have a long one episode, Because I really love your humor my man!!! Have a good shinny2 day !!!!!

[@AdamTheFirstMan868]

22:34 I don't know why, but him pointing this out is hilarious. Probably because it should've been obvious for how Harvey should've recognized him. Even with the mask.

[@thebuffseagull6370]

Love your videos, boss. It would be really cool to see you do a Pitch Meeting on Everything Everywhere All At Once. I'd love to see your take on it.😁

[@webberinternetpolice6431]

I can perfectly predict whenever a "Actually it's super easy" is going to happen and it's still hilarious

[@saxyrep1]

"Now Batman's very good cuz he did some push ups in prison. 😂

[@jeromyg3051]

Pitch meeting compilations are tight!!

[@themug406]

Did you think of that funny comment all by yourself?

[@jeromyg3051]

@@themug406 just like you thought of that brilliant reply

[@visitjessiechan]

I died at all the cats jokes... cats are notorious for their sewing skills 🤣Ryan knows you don't give cats milk!

[@subhadeepchakraborty9407]

Thank you for this gold

[@nikispade1350]

16:48 XDXDXXD " NOT UNTIL YOU BRUSH MOTHER'S HAIR" It was just so random lmao

[@juliuszulu1262]

"Fear of guys in the alley with guns"😂😂😂

[@leightnite3056]

These compilations are tight!

[@ap-nyc]

24:39 "Get out of the wall, Grover." 🤣

[@Goatcha_M]

Please do Pitch Meetings for the original 4 Batman movies, oh and the Adam West movie as well.

[@benhudson7991]

Yesss! This is the compilation I've been waiting for

[@smokekun962]

Watching pitch meeting compilations is tight

[@j.r.1210]

"So they send *60,000* police officers into the sewers?!" -- my favorite Pitch Meeting line ever.

[@firstsisterJML1330]

And they come out clean shaven 6 months later....

[@SasukeUchiha-eh1we]

For the first time since I started watching these I started looking at their eyes and it has for ever changed this for me

[@themug406]

What does this even mean

[@gor9027]

Can’t wait for the John Wick 4 Pitch Meeting. “And then he’s going to kill Charon early in the movie to punish Winston.” “Oh my God.” “Yeah, it’s going to be a pretty shocking moment.” “Especially if something very unfortunate happens about a week before the movie arrives.” “Weird of you to be that specific.” “Yeah, that was weird.”

[@gregstar77]

'65' next, please 🙏 even if only to acknowledge the movie as a real life Cretaceous Park 😂😂

[@uzairakhtar720]

I wonder if the next stage for Pitch Meetings could be movies that were written, pitched but never made so it would end differently and have more things to poke fun at. E.g. Batman Unchained, wasn’t made because it was waaaay too expensive.

[@whocares9033]

That's a shitty idea

[@Nillon24]

The questions about the Gordon family's trash are killing me!!

[@InsomniacsAnonymous36]

You know, I'd really like to see a Batman movie with Pattinson that has Clayface as the villain. Since he seems the most 'detective-like' of the live action Batmen, I think they could do some really cool stuff with him shapeshifting into different people. Heck, lock them all in a building together and...crap. I just described Among Us. Well, that could work pretty well anyway. It would need to be a lot more subtle than all the other Batman movies combined though.

[@adrianpacioga5910]

Don't know why...but I crave condensed milk for some reason, guessing I miss my sweet sweet childhood memories