Hewo? Pyro Resources Headquaters? I can’t stop using stock pro pyros said its lame degreaser is 300% better, flick reflects and slash stomps, stock is lame help me
@763xx3 ай бұрын
All 5 Panic attack users are very mad in their Goon Cave... Watch your back for the Evil Pybros...
@antsdotl3 ай бұрын
well ive tried transitioning and listening to breakcore but hopefully this will work a little better
@PyroxeneFarmer3 ай бұрын
I was indoctrinated into believing that downloading fempyro mod would make me good at the class
@lavaOnoes3 ай бұрын
thanks my Pyro Gameplay went from zero to yeah
@vettyyt29953 ай бұрын
yeah
@GREGFRAGS3 ай бұрын
my name is pyro thewhatshow and let me thewhatShow you how the pyro class is done around here.... Heh.. *flips hair*
@Anomalocringe3 ай бұрын
i like to think you flipped your hair like flipping a cap
@mdpdfl3 ай бұрын
Pyro should not deal dammage. He is a defensive class. You should stay close to your team to spycheck, disrupt enemies and the most important, use airblat to reflect incoming spam. All you should do is stand still and airblast. So the best loadout is stock+scorch shot+homewrecker.
@user-zo3lt4bt4f3 ай бұрын
im gonna touch you
@Dryfloorsign3 ай бұрын
infact pyro shouldnt be able to walk. pyro is malnutritioned unlike the heavy, and so i reccomend valve to give heavy 30%movement switch and smg while giving pyro a wheelchair and a minigun to compensate for its malnutrition caused by being born to a mexican prost
@kartonka_733 ай бұрын
pyro can go offense but its not as effective as defense pyro
@Tin_Can783 ай бұрын
if anyone wants genuine advice, i'd say just experiment with different weapons and see what you like. you're not going to be like Anthid or any other experienced pyro player when you first start out, it takes hundreds of hours of playing the game to reach that level of experience, also each weapon has their own advantages, setbacks, and synergies and its up to you to see what fits your playstyle. do you like burst mobility while still being able to attack at range? detonator. if you want to learn how to detonator jump, i suggest practicing on the map "jump_pyrokinesis" do you like to be able to move large distances? thermal thruster, at the cost of a long-range weapon. do you like flanking and surprising your enemies from behind? backburner. do you like to be able to switch back to your primary very quickly, for combos or airblasting? degreaser. i like to think every weapon pyro has has at least some use, even weapons like the gas passer and manmelter. manmelter is good for countering the scorch shot and the gas passer can make for some funny moments when paired with the neon annihilator, as unwieldy as it is. also if you have a huo-long heater heavy on your team, that might be useful to him. and if you want to get any weapons you dont have, DONT USE THE STEAM MARKETPLACE OR MANN CO. STORE weapons are WAY cheaper on third-party websites like Marketplace . tf i suggest playing other classes too just to get a feel of whats going on in their head, and how their weapons work. if you want a general place to practice movement and combos without the chaos of casual, install "tr_walkway," though casual servers are one of the best places to practice and improve in general also heres some fun facts as a pyro main if you time it right, you can bounce off of enemy players heads with the airblast the scorch shot can be used to perform small hops, though its not as good as the detonator in terms of mobility if you jump on top of an enemy player's head and youre using the phlog, you can try activating your mmmph and when that player moves, it cancels the taunt so you can get a few seconds of free uber/knockback resistance and crits (though this does mean you CANNOT detonator jump while under phlog uber) if you're good enough with airblasting, you can use enemy explosives you reflected to rocket jump your flames are affected by your velocity, if you move fast, flame reach further and heres a list of reflectable projectiles afaik: any soldier rocket, any demoman pill and sticky, dragonsfury fireball, huntsman arrow, rescue ranger projectile, crusaders crossbow bolt, jarate, mad milk, flying guillotine, sentry rockets, sandman/wrap assassin ball, short circuit energy ball, any pyro flare (including manmelter), gas passer
@capy6842 ай бұрын
finally a coherent comment on youtube
@KatlynAG2 ай бұрын
We support fishonstick hating
@endoAH3 ай бұрын
i started running around my house, shitting and pissing everywhere screaming. Thank you for this video.
@maddoxmcalpine3 ай бұрын
turnip pyro guide: 1. miss airstrafe 2. 3. 4. 5.
@turnip03 ай бұрын
cool comment bro
@maddoxmcalpine3 ай бұрын
sorry
@hitfire7553 ай бұрын
This is better than 99% of tf2 KZbin
@postalpummeler3 ай бұрын
im crying and shaking from how good this video is bro... i weep
@CheeseOmeletteBoi3 ай бұрын
I cried uncontrollably after watching this. Very peak video indeed.
@kita56823 ай бұрын
Im gonna dominate casual thx!!
@CannyBow3 ай бұрын
instructions unclear how do i switch weapons
@不不不不不不不不3 ай бұрын
"bind k kill" that should help spy man..
@ExpTF23 ай бұрын
this might be peak cinema 🤔
@GrimTheFox3 ай бұрын
Been playing combo pyro for like 460h and i cant play anything else well☠
@nappersrespite3 ай бұрын
i love the graser
@distorto3 ай бұрын
thhe neon annihilater is actualy a direct upgrade to the homewrecker because you ccan crit underwater playsers with it too so pepple should use that instead . tsk tsk
@FireHydrantVibrator3 ай бұрын
The napper's respite is a mediocre cosmetic.
@Igor-Virus6063 ай бұрын
Clearly uniformed, the panic attack is one of, if not the best secondary for pyro and ridiculing in a video like this is informative for new pyro players. And quite disrespectful, I expected better turnip The Panic Attack is a useful weapon for so many reason in Team Fortress Pyro 2 (TF2) High Burst Damage: The Panic Attack's primary advantage is its ability to deliver a high amount of damage in a short burst. This is particularly effective in close-quarters combat, where the Pyro excels. When ambushing or defending a point, the Panic Attack can quickly dispatch enemies. Faster Deployment: The weapon deploys 50% faster than other primary or secondary weapons. This means you can switch to it quickly when you run out of flamethrower ammo or when you need to finish off an enemy at close range. Increased Fire Rate: The Panic Attack's fire rate increases as the wielder's health decreases. This feature synergizes well with the Pyro, who often finds themselves in the thick of battle and taking damage. As your health drops, you can fire more shots quickly, potentially turning the tide of a fight. Spread Pattern: The Panic Attack's spread pattern becomes more predictable and tighter as you hold down the fire button. This makes it more reliable than other shotguns at close range, ensuring more pellets hit the target and maximize damage. Versatility: The Panic Attack can be used effectively both as a finishing weapon after using the flamethrower and as a primary weapon in situations where the flamethrower's range or ammo limitations are a concern. Melee Synergy: When paired with melee weapons like the Axtinguisher, the Panic Attack can be part of a powerful combo. Ignite the enemy with your flamethrower, switch to the Panic Attack for quick shots, and finish with a melee attack if needed. Overall, the Panic Attack is a versatile and powerful option for Pyro players, providing a quick-deploy, high-damage alternative to the flamethrower in close-range encounters.
@Dryfloorsign3 ай бұрын
chatgpt ahh reply
@FireHydrantVibrator3 ай бұрын
Pucker up buttercup
@Dryfloorsign3 ай бұрын
hey uhhh i jus realized that people could actually write like this and it could probably not be written by chatgpt. Sorry (i still hate the panic attack but i want to say sorry for being a dick, i still hate panic attack).
@Igor-Virus6063 ай бұрын
@@Dryfloorsign I pray the best for you that you will learn of the very skillful, and powering playstyle of the panic attack. A pyro should be more focused on spychecking, helping his engineers and medics, and doing high damage when he needs to instead of this selfish playstyle that occurs when going for mediocore "clips". But to each their own
@Dryfloorsign3 ай бұрын
@@Igor-Virus606 nuh uh engineer mains can suck my "thermal thruster"(wait ngl i want thag 😳😳😳😳)
@hoboways74413 ай бұрын
bro please don’t tell anybody but I have some forbidden tech so basically if u equip the tt then switch to detonator and jump into respawn cabinet you can keep your stomp pls don’t tell anybody
@Dryfloorsign3 ай бұрын
panic attack hate yipee
@deur3 ай бұрын
go on then, teach the f2p how to edgebug or something
@Sillylilgrill3 ай бұрын
I love oyro tf2
@Dryfloorsign3 ай бұрын
how do i walk mr fish on stick
@gnevtf23 ай бұрын
good video mr turnip!
@junkcann3 ай бұрын
panchiko mentioned… 😀
@akko82103 ай бұрын
Hey! I saw you in game, i honestly think you are very good.. where at that pyro player in this channel?
@turnip03 ай бұрын
marca do meu teclado
@akko82103 ай бұрын
@@turnip0 OMGGG, o teclado faz vc pro??? Ok mas é serio, você tava com cocaina no jogo? Ce viu que tinha um pyro que passou eu para vc, que vc passou para ele, que ele tacou fogo e passou e vc me matou... COMO
@almondroot3 ай бұрын
Made me giggle and chuckle amazing video
@fancyjello3 ай бұрын
W vid
@tf2mikeyguy8983 ай бұрын
panchiko, nice music taste homie
@jgvfdzugnyvfasnefj3 ай бұрын
don't fall for the pybro propaganda
@kartonka_732 ай бұрын
lol
@nebuden3 ай бұрын
HAHAHA this is gold
@nails4cash3 ай бұрын
The what?
@Pogi820.3 ай бұрын
beginning starts fine (was funny), middle with wiki read dragged out for way too long (and not in a good way even if that's the punchline). when the pyro switched to the detonator I didn't really get what you tried to convey. did you laugh at f2p pyros not knowing you can detonate it? did you laugh at youtubers not being as good as sketchek or anthid? most pyros know how to use the flare gun at least, and they have a lot of fun with it. Sure, knowing the depth of his playstyle can add to your variety and fun, but they're having fun too, they just aren't good at the game to show off that's all. What's your problem with the dragon's fury? it's a very fun weapon and pretty powerful if you get practiced with it. I probably got the message wrong, but it feels to me like you're putting your gameplay on a different pedestal than theirs. - -What's so special about using the jetpack, flying to the enemy team, dying, sometimes getting a frag with a nice 'g' press then respawning again with another clip for the clipdump?- - -man it's so cool using the double axe pyro tech, works well on heavy I jump on him double axe, then he turns around and I'm dead but hey that's such a cool tech am I right?- I would take it more nicely if the video were more constructive, show what the class has to offer, don't parody off of meta youtubers' average skill. overall funny video, I like the start more, I missed the point by middle of it. would applaud waffle for the voice imitation.
@turnip03 ай бұрын
i dont even know anymore if ur being real or not
@Pogi820.3 ай бұрын
@@turnip0 please elaborate EDIT: I left my thoughts on the video saying the vid was funny but also left a sour taste in my mouth for the reasons I wrote (maybe I interpreted it in a wrong way). It was probably just a gag so I shouldn't have taken it overly seriously, but I was honest. hopefully that clears things.
@turnip03 ай бұрын
@@Pogi820. the only reason i made this video is to joke on tftubers that when they make a "pyro guide" (having 100hrs on pyro), only talk about how the panic attack or the homewrecker is THE BEST PYRO WEAPONS OF ALL TIME, and completely ignore his strongest weapons like the flare gun or axtinguisher, i dont give a single crap if you wanna main homewrecker or panic attack, im just mad how they influence people by just giving them these 2 playstyles, if you wanna be defensive, use homewrecker and live next to your engineer, if you wanna be offensive, use panic attack and powerjack???, or like everyone says, the dragons fury is the best pyro weapon because its SKILLFUL(??????) "because you need to aim with it", if you literally play 2 hours of df youll see that you dont need to aim in the slightest and you deal more damage than every single other ft
@turnip03 ай бұрын
and after this they go on reddit posting "WTF THE PYRO CAN MARKET GARDEN???????????? I DIDNT KNOW THAT?!?!??!@?!#?@?!?@#?"
@Pogi820.3 ай бұрын
@@turnip0 I may have not done enough research on what people currently watch. But if the guy who comes to mind is Lazypurple, his videos were never guides to begin with. Why blame him for not covering the entire picture, rather than stating his personal experience (which happens to revolve around the panic attack and the powerjack). His content became mainstream, do you expect people who watch youtube to not try out his playstyle and get used to it? (this includes his homewrecker part as well) More influential than him I think is the Pybro sfm video, was very inspirational for the homerecker thing. Never heard anyone overly praising the homewrecker, maybe people who joke around, or a comp dude lamenting over spies. When it comes to the dragon's fury I think the first* people to get (popular) videos around it are Lister and zesty jesus, after them, youtubers have a trend of making similar content (what works works) so it was a little trend to show the capabilities of the weapon for others to see. These guys just had a good experience with the weapons, nothing about balance. Let's throw in uncle dane, pirateer, fishstickonastick and great blue for fun and popularity. Now I notice your "playstyle" complain may come from Pirateer's videos. Honestly they are basic, helpful and deserver their views. why? think a moment about the age bracked in which the average tf2 youtube watcher falls under, for these people, his videos are very comprehensive, new and exciting. It's hard to find guides for this class and having someone who speaks at your level really makes it easy to understand things. The homewrecker is usually used defensively, so it fits a defensive playstyle. the phlog has an offensive nature, so it fits under the "offensive" category. mobility based weapons mainly help pyro get to positions others don't expect him to be, which is usually a flank position - fits under a "flank" category. Sure people who think a little more and realize their playstyle is dynamic and that certain weapons are good both for offensive\defensive\combo\flank\whatever, may take an issue with that. But as I said, at that age bracket, you better off make things simple, if they don't want to think themselves and find their own playstyle, that's their problem - not yours. Maybe you're just disappointed, that pyro doesn't get enough representation in youtube videos, or that current representation isn't popular enough (Anthid, sketchek, kristianma, slender, grip, pyroham, nebuden, pyroman50, colossal, bluehat, link, wayash - you name it). I too wished that somehow every other pyro main would watch whispy's 1 hour PHD program for flame particles. But pyro is relatively niche, those who actively seek info may find what they want, but most players aren't going out of their way to do that. Most players, surprise surprise - don't even watch tf2 youtube, those f2p pyros who run at you with their shotgun don't have a single idea who lazypurple is or what "combo" playstyle means to them. but I digress. Sure you can shit on youtubers for being youtubers, but it's not their fault that they nor their fanbase get super deep into playing pyro. Pirateer (most popular pyro guide) does aknowledge the flare gun, so you shouldn't get upset over any of them. This isn't really serious, your video was mostly humorous, but behind many jokes there is some intention, which is what I worry about: - that you secretly spite people you don't really know and it *pains you for nothing*. That is all, thanks for listening to my t-t-tt-tte-e-eedd-ddd-dddd-dddddddddd talk. Have a nice day
@SuadoCowboy3 ай бұрын
jabrek
@glu33 ай бұрын
i im dobnt know i im no get kill pleas e help me ?>>??>>>?
@і9а43 ай бұрын
ik this is off topic but do you have a tutorial for the size changing crosshair in your last video
@turnip03 ай бұрын
@@і9а4 bra
@і9а43 ай бұрын
pls mane@@turnip0
@plantlover45082 ай бұрын
Yuo didnto spy check next to a sentry nest once............. bad guide.