The Visitor [Dream SMP]

dream's been punching obsidian for three months
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[@Technoblade]

forgot to spam this mid-stream but EVERYBODY SUBSCRIBE I NEED 9 MIL FOR MY EGO

[@liamspence4450]

First

[@konk32]

Yes my lord

[@karisk9340]

YES TECHNOBLADE’S LIFE IS DEPENDENT ON INTERNET NUMBERS, HE NEEDS MORE OF THEM

[@Rio-re6wg]

nu

[@Solol21]

Third I think

[@thewizard-edits]

“Why would you kill the friend of a necromancer?” _It was in that moment, Quackity knew he’d fucked up_

[@tonysparda9281]

exactly

[@jimmery2419]

technically blade never dies, even if he has to resurrect

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

Yah that moment was golden

[@fdsa5095]

big brain moment

[@theweedeater1842]

@@jimmery2419 ''technically blade''

[@iceseeker5452]

Quackity: “I’VE GOT A PICKAXE AND I’M GOING TO PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH.” Phil: “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

[@ministerfoss9146]

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[@samriddhirawat6673]

This is a reference to MC credits scene right?

[@iceseeker5452]

@@samriddhirawat6673 no it’s a reference to the Skyrim meme lol

[@samriddhirawat6673]

@@iceseeker5452 ahh okay thanks. I seriously thought it was from the credits lmao

[@betterdosomethin]

Technoblade: Phil, I’ve had a bad dream.

[@tigerfarts3127]

Phil: "I'm Broke Also Phil: (has 8 sets of netherite)

[@electron5395]

He is broke compared to other people. There are many netherite blocks in the prison, for example

[@kong6581]

@@electron5395 for example?

[@gamingwithtev3423]

@@kong6581 ummmm he finished his sentence

[@allthingsfighting4518]

“Do you not know what good writing is!” I love how techno is just a middle finger to the fourth wall

[@carl9701]

Techno is sans but inside of dream smp?

[@thedukeofgaming4552]

I just watched quackity’s perspective, and I found it hilarious that he and Sam were screaming at each-other about why if Techno could escape did he not do it months ago, meanwhile Techno’s yelling at Phil for not getting him out for over three months

[@flamingfalcongaming1668]

Which platform did u watched it twitch or KZbin will be waiting for your reply

[@thedukeofgaming4552]

@@flamingfalcongaming1668 Twitch

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

@@flamingfalcongaming1668 "will be waiting for your reply" holy shit why so serious are you a mafia boss or smth lmao? (not trying to offend btw)

[@BlueSodaPop_]

I DID TOO, ITS SO GOOD xD

[@elizabethlewis8436]

@@AlyxTheProtogen lmao 😂 you made me bust out laughing with that. Maybe they wanted to watch from Quackity’s POV. 😆

[@Number_1_monday_Hater]

I know for a fact that the Sad-ist animation for the ender pearl teleport saving tecno is gonna be insane

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

Can’t wait!

[@ykm_mirror_ghost5154]

Can't Wait!!!

[@MLiskindagay]

-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@friendlyneighbourhoodmahamatra]

@@MLiskindagay YA STOLE MY RESPONSE, anyway, rational Time. CANT WAIT, WOOOO

[@certifiednobody]

Late August is going to make it extremely dramatic

[@mystxry6885]

Quackity: *pulls out pickaxe* Techno: ✌️

[@szla2491]

LMAO

[@lady_dinonuggieslexy4437]

How did he tp out

[@janex4098]

@@lady_dinonuggieslexy4437 with the help of philza using stasis chamber

[@Kira_GPZ]

LMAO

[@berrykid9616]

11:38 does anyone else miss the days when Dream blew up countries and parkoured and gaslighted the hell out of children?

[@Alec_or_smt]

Yes

[@emmanuelamalokwu1151]

I dooo

[@waveii8615]

oh yes i definitely miss when c!dream abused a teenager into being suicidal and manipulated a whole nation /s

[@berrykid9616]

@@waveii8615 ikr

[@cassiopeianight7886]

@@waveii8615 Morbid. I take solace in the fact that it’s all roleplay XD

[@emilyc9467]

philza's character simply mishearing 3 days as 3 months is the most hilarious way to explain the time gap lmfaooo

[@astarblockn7744]

And my theory, that happend because he's too old so...

[@EpicBananaGlasses]

my theory is that phill cant read and had to learn /j

[@nobody965]

I like to think techno wrote 3 Days but his writing was so bad Phil read D as 0

[@ramaroy2408]

@@nobody965 3 months is over 90 days...

[@anarchinzorig2286]

Rama Roy thas the joke WOOOOOOSH

[@ishab.6798]

Philza mixing up 3 days and 3 months would fit with the headcanon that Phil is actually millennia old. He lived so long that both days and months seem similarly like "a short while".

[@tophu_]

head canon right there

[@mr.lag1secondago124]

that's pog or ph1lza had some dementia

[@purevessel6026]

@@mr.lag1secondago124 amnesia?

[@mr.lag1secondago124]

@@purevessel6026 i think maybe pls correct me :/

[@namsu8754]

@@mr.lag1secondago124 dementia

[@UserE_.]

"Do you suck..." "Dream you can't start sentences like that and stop."

[@thebox3186]

*KAHAHAHA*

[@TuExklusiv]

Wow 😂😂😂

[@lecheems3411]

wow you arent deaf

[@ThunderStormFortnite]

@@lecheems3411 exactly, idiots just quote what they say and get 1 million likes, so annoying

[@zatchu1]

USSR doggo is very displeased with this comment

[@UserE_.]

"I wouldn't respect someone who would name their dog rat" *Sad bbh noises*

[@eliana_nevereatspears6232]

…

[@eliana_nevereatspears6232]

I may or may not have a dog named Rat

[@Karthikkun2805]

@@eliana_nevereatspears6232 same but my dog's name is spot

[@Blue-mo1kd]

@@eliana_nevereatspears6232 My cat's name is muffin-

[@emilv.3693]

@@eliana_nevereatspears6232 R u secretly BadBoyHalo

[@abigailjohnson7498]

“He’s hung up on the free dentist appointment I gave him” honestly best way of putting it

[@padma6182]

To be fair, your honor, Quakity's teeth were too straight

[@rainerghost]

Lmao I fricken died when he said that-

[@account6530]

Read my name....nsbsbab

[@seb99342]

@@account6530 dude stop farming bots. Honestly!!!

[@scaper12123]

"Why would I say THREE MONTHS?! Is my streaming schedule that bad, Phill?" Yes, Techno. Yes it is.

[@justarandomguywithamask7o7]

Monferno

[@illeyez505]

Bruh

[@joshuaarnett762]

I was totally expecting Phil to immediately just say "Yes. Yes it is."

[@kc_martin1707]

Trrue

[@tikachuv]

Monferno pfp!

[@UserE_.]

Imagine saying "we got visited by god" so casually.

[@FighterForLight]

Techno visited himself?

[@UserE_.]

@@FighterForLight I think "God" means all powerfully omnipotent being and creator of everything while techno is the "Blood god" a subclass of god which could be also represented as a deity.

[@julienarmand1473]

Does anyone else think that it would be really funny/awesome if, next time Techno meets Quackity, his first words to him are : "Did you really thing, Quackity, that you could kill me that easily ?"

[@suimin7420]

Oh yea that would be awesome

[@rootbeerfloathaspop3301]

it would be better if he said "think"

[@elytrian7480]

Hmmm I feel like that has happened before

[@luxcxia5440]

Technoblade never dies

[@happboihappboi204]

No because repeating himself sounds really stupid to me

[@phntmsims]

“Quackity was very, very hung up on the fact that I gave him a free dentist appointment a few months ago” lmao 🤣

[@imatcpell1987]

Amazingly accurate

[@qSeverity]

Months* not weeks

[@KaseyC.]

@Omar Salah Ghoneim it's a quote from the vid. How is his comment underrated when there's 0 thought put into it and it's just copying down what Techno said?

[@r-171]

What was the Timestamp again? Sorry.

[@flowerpot1300]

@@r-171 the timestamp was 18:41!

[@Nerded]

techno: "we need to get scheming" techno 2 minutes later: *"yooo edward"*

[@crimalwx]

ADHD be like

[@gungmop]

@@ffoogle same

[@account6530]

Read my name.......ęjeb

[@marlowe2669]

After techno tps out Quackity: wha- *looks at dream* Dream: I-i didn't do anything

[@PT807]

first

[@kaidenoliver4498]

tiny bit sus ngl

[@ethangillett3548]

To be fair, he didn’t do anything after all.

[@lman7042]

What video is it in

[@galaxybird8063]

RIP Technoblade

[@Cyber_N-7660]

o7

[@damianblu]

“What’s your leverage? If you kill me and my best friend is a necromancer doesn’t that just kind of work out?” Quackity’s brain: *fax machine noises*

[@amm7902]

*windows 95 startup sound*

[@batzdoartz]

And that’s when he realized… He fucked up-

[@sharknato1245]

haha yeh that was funny as

[@raiden_cyborg]

TECHNOBLADE HAS 9 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS what a chad he has one of the most dangerous diseases and still posting videos and streams technoblade is the best Minecraft KZbinr

[@jayde8797]

@@raiden_cyborg YES

[@SoniasWay]

Dream : “attachments make you weak” Also Dream : hey techno I left you something on the same block we first met :)

[@illeyez505]

Dreamm will gett me in hiss video if I got 1k subss,...

[@blueboi5808]

@@illeyez505 cap

[@kookieinablanket]

Just let the man be, he's been in the prison for almost a year now, with torture service everyday

[@chanjay11]

I seen you everywhere

[@lavenishere_]

As what Techno said: "This is a contradicting statement you have there"

[@francescabudau4676]

I Love how everyone forgets the fact that Techno has three canon lives.

[@MrQinchen]

He still has 3 canon lives?

[@francescabudau4676]

Yes

[@narfdc2043]

@@MrQinchen yeah his only “death” was the butcher army execution and he had a totem of undying Technically they coulda still counted it as a death I guess depending on how the totem functions lore wise but as far as we all know he has three lives

[@kotewest2627]

Well that aged terribly.

[@tryambaknathjha7574]

@@kotewest2627 yep

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

I love how technoblade's escape plan is punch obsidian I would've done it too

[@szla2491]

same

[@tesstempert4065]

“In my defense it was really funny” that explains about everything technoblade has done.

[@evolvedbread1370]

this is also me when

[@kailashchandyadav7696]

Yes

[@Nfjjkekbbxbzjs]

Bakugou

[@UchihaItachi-vb8mg]

@@Nfjjkekbbxbzjs yes

[@godxgaming2758]

In the Thumbnail He Like he Sucks

[@kvltgoro]

When this came out we all thought it was a sign that his chemo was going well, as he wouldn't want to stream if he was feeling sick... Rewatching all your past videos, from 2013 and beyond. o7 king

[@iamnotaz]

god I miss him.. rest in peace true legend

[@oddlyblue_]

“Anyways, lore” … “Dream, how’s the punching going?” The very best lore, might I say.

[@ahmedkiwan1775]

Here before 300 likes lol

[@Marijus1977]

Pucnhing obsidian is healthy for ur hands.

[@Dog-um1rz]

@@Marijus1977especially if you have mining fatigue.

[@Marijus1977]

@@Dog-um1rz 🤣

[@wheal2825]

@@ahmedkiwan1775 before 900

[@mischievousmarker6616]

Quackity: Let's call it rat Techno: That's a terrible name for a dog BadBoyHalo: 👁👄👁

[@marianaleaver8999]

BAHAHHAAHA

[@LuvvKyson]

yes, that was the joke, congratulations for figuring it out.

[@minejace1948]

@@LuvvKyson exactly , people get likes for repeating something in the stream 😐👍 like bro, good job ??

[@VincentKellen]

@@LuvvKyson So Bad’s dog is terrible? I don’t get it

[@iyaahiyaahyo]

@@VincentKellen bbh call his dog “rat” becuz when he shave his dog’s fur, lucy(bbh dog) looks like a rat

[@ricerpan.6041]

Techno: pushes quackity into the lava Techno: it was for self defense

[@zaddy6311]

Rest Easy King We shall always remember you.... 😢

[@alaritheaurora5971]

Phil and Techno laughing at Edward Meanwhile Quackity be like: What the- WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO!?!

[@veroniperl7857]

HAHAHA

[@CaspiDrako]

Quackity must be SO pissed

[@yvesschretlen9005]

@Dream 🅥 pffff , ur not fooling any1

[@Inf3rnoDrag0n]

Yes you are sooo real

[@jessicasanchez9136]

@Dream 🅥 he is just a bot

[@ecv2g]

i love how techno just not give a crap and just consistently breaks the fourth wall during lore lmao

[@wscamel226]

anddd even when staring at his death he stayed calm, running away from quackity, trying to get as much time as possible.

[@user-sm6eg9tj5b]

Literally in the beginning of lore and he says 'starting the stream' and after the lore is done he just says acts like its a normal stream. IM DYING 😭😭

[@jordanramcharan3813]

That’s the main reason I actually find myself enjoying some of Techno’s lore. He’s just focusing on entertaining the viewers rather than the exclusively on the script

[@313Yuta]

I love it. Especially when he started reading donations to avoid talking to dream about tommy

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

He's the Deadpool of the dream smp. He does not not give a crap, it's easy for him.

[@lunnarisAlive]

one of the best streams of him

[@mrchicken9654]

Launching Missiles At Orphans

[@thatoneinternetgirl7965]

Dream: attachments make you weak. Also Dream: hey techno I left you something on the exact block I first met you on

[@laptop8092]

Ah, how the turned have tables.

[@triggeranb2133]

@@Cloverchase there isn’t one

[@labcoat-1969]

@@Cloverchase like 1 minute before stream ended

[@danielhughes1711]

@@Cloverchase legit it’s an 36 minute vod just watch it

[@YOiKUO]

LMFOAKFIDS

[@SalientShane]

Technoblade: “I would never respect someone who named their dog rat.” Bbh: *angry noises*

[@sammyflipaclip4420]

100th like

[@Photops]

Thats why im naming my dog Tar

[@shiroiya237]

@@Photops lol

[@ACheateryearsago]

@@Photops name it cat

[@user-qb3xb9ym6t]

He never said he respected bbh 🙃

[@hadleysears1015]

Phil is canonically illiterate.

[@imlaughingYT]

I found out how to tame withers, so first u put an obsidian cage at bedrock, then use a glitch to break bedrock, lead a cow in the hole, and attach it to a fence. Then cover up the bedrock hole with obsidian, it will tame the wither. Then when u want to set the wither free kill the cow (Like so techno can see)

[@jamisondaking3668]

Quackity: "I HAVE A PICKAXE AND I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOURE TEETH" Techo: *Adios*

[@reginathelma1334]

Oi

[@Cheekseen]

techo

[@proto930]

Your*

[@pathologyferrets6564]

I hope techno gives quackity another dental appointment

[@bananacat942]

Wait...why does dream and philza have some weird blue l''''l shaped thingy on their left shoulder

[@kat-Artz]

“Do you suck or-“ “You can’t start those kind of sentences and stop there dream” My exact thoughts lmao

[@NJKAZ2015]

"Do you suck or" has 2 meanings 1) he's bad 2) you know the 2nd one

[@yozora6636]

@@NJKAZ2015 *(insert lenny face here)*

[@-JackFrost-]

@@MrJohn0fficial get lost bot

[@donuts564]

1:38

[@lightbreaker6875]

О

[@The_MM2817]

Bro when he teleported I was like WHAT

[@sardsvib]

"you have NOTHING on your side at this point" **laughs in Syndicate**

[@khennnn]

I love how dream's skin has a cancer awareness ribbon attached to it edit: also philza

[@wolfiedrawsstuff8715]

Same its so sweet 😁

[@jaredlewis3001]

That’s cause of techno

[@momthatdoescake7913]

Oh that’s what that was I thought his chin was crying

[@torkento1162]

I thought that was a drool😰

[@Dqny_]

They're so wholesome

[@QcL.]

Chaotic moment: "Everyone starts the stream" Technoblade: "This is the time when I end the stream"

[@comejak3618]

XD

[@user-td5ye3jm4h]

This is what you call "That time before the MC kills everyone" a.k.a. a cliffhanger 🔥

[@SergeantJoeMama]

500'th like POG!

[@kiwenmanisuno]

@@account6530 no

[@gravi8501]

XD

[@TheAdvertisement]

THE FACT THAT JUST- DREAM WAS SO DESPERATE TO GET OUT HE BEGAN MINING A TUNNEL THROUGH THE OBSIDIAN-_and he actually broke some blocks._ Also I love how Dream and Phil still have the cancer support ribbon on for Techno.

[@gunralsei981]

Yeah

[@arizcola6921]

Yup

[@elytrian7480]

It’s Karl not Carl

[@TheAdvertisement]

@@elytrian7480 wrong Carl

[@justinrios7693]

@@elytrian7480 Wrong carl bro

[@katelynpham4098]

"Free dentist appointment"- Technoblade Sep 14 2021

[@an_oracle]

It feels like the rest are sometimes trying to stay in character by fixating on ideas without really thinking them through, and then Technoblade shows up and just uses basic logic to punch giant holes in everything they say. It's amazing

[@rain596]

counterpoint, it is very im character for him to do that

[@an_oracle]

@@rain596 These can both be true at once

[@ashayoclemons6508]

@an Oracle ikr its what makes his character so amazing

[@CH--LeNangucTri]

I mean He wrote the script

[@tylerhawley4012]

I agree. Lost interest in the smp when everyone started having their own tragic story or becoming evil without much reason.

[@ultramelon723]

Techno: “Who would name their dog rat??” BBH: *cries*

[@Kayamaa_]

Rat is cute

[@rainy0720qaq]

Lol

[@poison2028]

@@Kayamaa_ not it's name though

[@user-kx3pj3lx8y]

@Lisa Gaming ROBLOX 🅥 Bless your delusional heart hon

[@illeyez505]

Tommy will havee me in his video if I gett 1k subss.,,

[@Acelrock]

I wanna see techno summon withers inside the prison. Imagine the destruction. Withers can break obsidian so it would be enough. Imagine the look on awesamdudes face if it happens

[@maiconsilvaadoptmeplay4125]

Cap

[@costicevei4091]

@@maiconsilvaadoptmeplay4125 Wdym?

[@suyashsirigiri8445]

Only the first blast breaks obsidian the rest doesn't

[@qasimkhan8939]

Time for the creeper to go aww man 😂

[@AverageFrenchPerson]

@@suyashsirigiri8445 yes it does, when i was destroying my friends base with Obsidian tnt towers,the withers blew through my Obsidian

[@leiaagorillatag]

Alright lets wait another 4 months

[@lenaschiettecatte3592]

Techno: 'I've found the perfect ally!" The ally: *can not read* Techno: *gets stuck in prison with a manipulative villain for three months* Techno: "Alright, that one's on me"

[@James-qm8wr]

@Dream 🅥 ur not even real dream ._.

[@folznashna]

Yeah but dream is still a cool character. Its interesting how the whole server turned against him yet techno and Will still respect him. I wonder before he got locked up if he had their possessions or not..

[@inbarin_real]

but is dream the villain?

[@fort2558]

@@folznashna he did it himself and techno is in the same position as him it's basically the enemy of my enemy is my friend thing

[@alex2005z]

@@inbarin_real depends on which pov do you watch the most. He did blow up a country

[@imaginator2635]

Quackity: You think I was just going to forget about you killing me? Techno: Uh, that was the hope, Yea.

[@account6530]

Read my name......aųsjnsnsna

[@coolgamingyt3134]

Like fil and techno's friendship

[@spenhunter3592]

1:35 Dream: “I was abo, I was about to ask do you suck o wait OK DUDE HOW DO YOU WHISTLE Techno: WHAT Dream: *kettle laugh intensifies* Techno: WHAT Techno: *WHAT*

[@abroschinsky5730]

It’s so heart warming to see Dream and Phil wearing a purple bow

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

Definitely noticed their ❤️Technosupport❤️

[@anaalina5964]

yea it's from the last mcc

[@MOTHHMAN]

yea :"))

[@snuker650]

i thought dream just started to drool and that was his saliva.

[@pzlhavoc9659]

@@snuker650 samee

[@Enjoy-ws1cz]

The Blade is back, better than ever, but he is even more *bloodthirsty.*

[@Cheese-tn8sh]

It's kinda scary :/

[@IdiotWithNo_S_key]

@@Cheese-tn8sh its his personality tho

[@illeyez505]

Becky willl takee my keyboard iff I don't gett 1k subs.,,,.

[@MadaraUchiha-db6kn]

@@illeyez505 L

[@dingl-brryALT]

More bloodthirsty? He's always been more bloodthirsty!

[@EllyAnim1954]

'I GAVE YOU THAT BOOK *THREE MONTHS AGO* PHIL' favourite part of the video.

[@galaxyfilms1853]

Edwards: notice me

[@tweifying7759]

The fact that they still wore the ribbons for technoblade is so wholesome

[@zeeq2147]

I didn't even relise what it was until you said that

[@Eatmydbzballs]

I am disappointed that it took me half the video to figure out what that was...

[@haka-katyt7439]

Plus the myth of techno without hair makes more content is true

[@Dailydoseofcrap-tx9gf]

Yep

[@beanprotein]

It would have been funny if dream had it on his leg since that’s technically his chest

[@youtubesresidentfbiagent8735]

It's so funny that Phil was like "Techno's schedule is wack, so I bet he meant three months."

[@LittleDoggy]

Definitely

[@supity4867]

Hi fbi

[@avaborho4646]

Fbi

[@BobTheBlobSlime]

FBI!!!

[@drkdark-_-2747]

Hey can you stop stalking me lol, "just a joke"

[@gl1tch659]

Techno starts uploading Subscribers: DING DING DING DING

[@xmonsterrxg6022]

Who still watch his video after he dead.all i want to say if we want to remember him,just remember his funny video that make us laugh

[@lolcandyyy]

Philz’s miss-reading the will as “3 months” instead of “3 days” is one funny excuse to hide the fact that techno wasn’t feeling too well at the time 👍 props to writing that in that’s clever

[@Evil_Aura]

Sad-ist writes dreamsmp lore i think

[@-.mune.-]

@@Evil_Aura pretty sure they don’t, I think Wilbur does the script idk but it’s def not sadist

[@stephenfontanilla]

@@-.mune.- wilbur used to make the lore, now its techno

[@Evil_Aura]

@@-.mune.-ok

[@jenkohr]

@@Evil_Aura sad-ist doesn’t write lore I’m almost certain but she does do such a great job with animations the way she writes things end up being considered canonical

[@itmightbe]

“ I would never respect someone who named their dog rat.” sad badboyhalo noises

[@imatcpell1987]

Well cannonicly....

[@hy2rochlor1c]

sad muffin noises

[@papav1nce553]

Lol

[@lovst]

Well technically he named her lucy but nicked her rat-

[@account6530]

Read my name.......OwO

[@Khangisdumb]

revolution

[@lightbulb9793]

horse throu portal, "instan jöergen 1st flashback"

[@nickcariglio8228]

Techno: "If you kill me wouldn't dream just bring me back." Quackity: 😐...... "Just give me the book dream."

[@sydney.s]

@QueenJulica BRO PLEASE STOP! 💀

[@ooompaaaloompaahoe9739]

@QueenJulica im.....

[@khalilmartinez6063]

@QueenJulica (knock knock joke) Knock knock

[@cactusnarwhal8628]

@yuuna your entire community isnt accepting wtf you mean

[@stinkbla5928]

@yuuna lol

[@misukuisgone1174]

I like how they explained the 3 months of no lore as c!Phil being senile and heard 3 days as 3 months.

[@baguetteboy9829]

First reply

[@briannagutierrez587]

Phil is too old for this

[@blueberrybasketcase4481]

Phil has old people problems. Starting to have hard of hearing

[@ItzEpoxy]

What does that fricking c! Means

[@Shazbaz58]

@@ItzEpoxy It means character. If it's C!Phil that means it's Phil's in-game character in lore, if it's CC!Phil then it's IRL Content Creator Phil (cc! means content creator)

[@CozyChilly]

Techno: I would never respect someone who names their dog “Rat”. BadBoyHalo: *so I cried in a corner for 3 hours-*

[@FlamePotter.]

They now have wolf armor

[@papersparrow899]

17:58 "I gave you that book! THREEEEEE MONTHS AGO, PHIL-!" I loved that moment.

[@aidenfair637]

Techno: "Is my streaming schedule that bad, Phil? That I can just disappear for three months?" Yes, simply yes...

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

All part of the master plan!

[@dhruvinchaudhary1819]

@@bruhbruhhighqualityvideos4701 lol i dont see him commenting this type of comments on other channels

[@berniesolomon3658]

Omg flamingo hiiiii and techno’s are better

[@sentientmop317]

Let's be real. Up until a few weeks before the reveal we still weren't all that surprised

[@FtFriendly]

nice

[@utdsxghysc]

HE ESCAPED

[@godyt2844]

I’m Suprised Dream Didn’t Do A Ender Pearl Statis Chamber

[@PeerRevue]

Everybody: getting sucked into the lore Techno: “well this is where I end stream bYEEEEE”

[@bosskingxl7508]

sadge 😂

[@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622]

Now i understand the pain of getting cockblocked

[@everyone343]

so professional

[@-JackFrost-]

@@fridaynightfunkinhomepage6862 get lost bot

[@oceanethesmilingoctopus]

Ikr? He hates us.🐙

[@Miss_Palindrome]

I like how they incorporated Techno's absence into the plot like it was how things were supposed to go on the SMP, instead of it being because of the news Techno recently received in real life slowing things down substantially for a bit (for very valid reasons).

[@momcommander42]

He's literally been stuck in prison with dream bud for the last couple months since last lore stream

[@m_artroom]

Of course techno is so epic

[@daobabyish]

@@averysmith7004 He’s writing as if it were the canon way

[@Mas-cm6cy]

cancer

[@diamondryan599]

@@bruhbruhhighqualityvideos4701 you don’t even have videos

[@miragethestrange3690]

I miss him bro

[@arnoviktor]

The " I GAVE YOU THAT BOOK THREE MONTHS AGO" sounds like thunder

[@dylanshaffer7360]

Honestly I get so much joy when he goes “Startingggg the streammmm”

[@catnpizza]

a big shot of dopamine

[@SlenderGuy]

Who doesn't get joy

[@Hero10_]

Too long

[@johnkyleibeas8552]

its like an 8 vein of diamond happy juice

[@xaltynub]

Fr

[@ShortHax]

Ah yes, killing the friend of a necromancer will definitely work

[@Ok-pk5pw]

amogus

[@quinntessentialskill7414]

I mean, He'd have to pull out the revival book to revive him, so it meant technically work.

[@AGreenScreen]

e

[@Nopoepee]

@@quinntessentialskill7414 he doesn't have to revive him immediately

[@Virt2]

Sus

[@ryleygaming3496]

Lmao beacuse of mining fatigue Quackity looks like hes using kill aura

[@zachhenry]

quackity: *threatening them* technoblade: bruhhhh

[@literallyyourrealmother]

Lmfao techno actually saying "if he kills me and my best friends a necromancer... don't that work out?" And Quackity just going silent is the best part ever

[@ahyesrandomvideodump]

666 likes?

[@literallyyourrealmother]

@@ahyesrandomvideodump mothers are very popular

[@kylabacerdo2607]

i like to think that wasn’t on the script base on their reactions

[@account6530]

Read my name....ne sn

[@literallyyourrealmother]

@@kylabacerdo2607 well alot of things techno does are not in the script

[@shadowofhawk55]

I was hoping Techno would bring up that killing the friend of Necromancer is about as effective as snorting salt to get rid of a hangover.

[@V1sr.vsp7330]

Love ur pfp I loved Beast Wars

[@shadowofhawk55]

@@V1sr.vsp7330 Thanks. Just changed it today actually, originally it was Guts from Berserk but I wanted to come across as unbiased for a video I just posted. And Dinobot is the Baddest Motherfrelling Cybertronian the Transformers Multiverse has ever seen so I felt I should show that.

[@cxtrusss]

@SIR. Fronos well damn 💀

[@shadowofhawk55]

@SIR. Fronos Nah. Me enjoying GGO and Goblin Slayer is what makes me a weeb. Berserk is just one of those things that transcend labels and borders.

[@KumaPawha]

@@shadowofhawk55 Berserk is *built* diffrent

[@Arthr0]

17:33 the best moment when quackity thought he can kill techno, but he forgot Technoblade never dies. Kiddo quackity 😂😂

[@davicitoman]

No way lore is back

[@qwertyuiop8766]

Dream had a purple ribbon on his skin for support so wholesome

[@destinydarling7393]

Mm ^w^ I got so excited over it I showed my grandmother with basically no context. “Look he has a little ribbon on his chest!” “He does too.”

[@bleflar9183]

Oh, its a ribbon, i thought it was Dream drooling Yeah that makes way more sense.

[@mianhavarela9184]

Philza had one on too qwq

[@Deltaexe190]

@Tacos giv cancer awarness

[@TylerJayWalker]

@Tacos giv techno has cancer irl so it is for that

[@bam5246]

Phil's old age is deliberately canon now. He mistakes hearing technoblade saying "3 days" to "3 months"

[@pokyscissors3682]

He doesn't age technically

[@account6530]

Read my name......iajssjbsbs

[@dont_know_my_name]

CANON

[@tishector5430]

eh?

[@zerocats1]

@@pokyscissors3682 exactly, he’s a soul reaper, and they don’t age, he’s over 200 years old (yes I’m talking about bleach which is an anime)

[@greenpizza4289]

8:49 Badboyhalo:

[@kieran_dubbo]

“In my defense, it would have been funny.”

[@loopsy3141]

“When you killed me, did you think I would just forget about it?” “ I mean, yeah, kinda.”

[@meganmongare8577]

Not everyone buries their emotions techno

[@sakuragroup6761]

lol

[@freebya1]

XD

[@10dvvks.d.r.tharun15]

lol

[@athatcher9367]

Imagine a 4 hour long Technoblade stream where nobody says anything or does anything, it’s just 4 hours of watching Dream slowly try and break a block

[@sf2934]

How bad is it that I would watch that

[@athatcher9367]

@@sf2934 I mean people have watched the 5 hour long commercial of some dude mowing a lawn

[@VeryPeeved]

better yet, 25 hours. and then it gets interrupted at the end.

[@carlthorning4021]

POG!!!

[@minitoon7232]

Yes

[@stingginner1012]

blood for the blood gods,skull's for the skull throne

[@copyshark2093]

"my best friend is a necromancer!"

[@thesaintsofgames]

"We can call it rat" "That is a terrible name for a dog" ಠ_ಠ

[@flukemunga2236]

Hi bad. Love you! (:

[@saltypear7397]

IKR I WAS YELLING AT THE SCREEN

[@sotamboys6409]

Yo he finally commented on this

[@yesmortitisme3659]

Well I agree...

[@agrerao]

Lol

[@wyattmason8838]

"Everybody wants me dead but the joke's on them because my best friend is a necromancer" is probably a light novel

[@thelatterdayarbiter]

or an isekai anime that sounds funny, but is honestly just another konosuba

[@chinorino5005]

@@thelatterdayarbiter Konosuba was originally a light novel though vice versa

[@lolexguy]

Well time to walk the path of an author whilst techno try to upload.

[@klazerix]

Timelapse?

[@dadolphinplayz]

if someone doesnt make a ln of this im going to be sad

[@iigamingplayz8451]

Technoblade: Rat is the worst name on dogs Badboyhalo:

[@Lucky-gu3dq]

techno and his dogs lmao i wonder if they will help dream dig obsidian