The War on M&Ms

[@AmyStrikesBack]

there is no reason why bite sized chocolate should cause this much fuzz... unless they was using child slavery and trying to hide It, but an big Corporation would never do that, Right? Right?

[@girliepop2]

No way company good !!

[@Cookieisaqueer]

Company good blue hair pronun bad

[@Cookieisaqueer]

@@girliepop2 yes yes commpony guuuud

[@jungtothehuimang]

Company good fesimism bad 😡

[@StoutCorvus]

Don't worry, the supreme court said they can't be held accountable because they didn't "know."

[@Itri_Vega]

They call us snowflakes and then nearly pop a vein over candy.

[@AnnamarieForcino]

& a boner!

[@manifestationsofasort]

They have absolutely no self awareness

[@baddiewise7650]

@@AnnamarieForcino slay

[@Vabkins]

@@AnnamarieForcino not any more 😔 👉👈

[@darkshadowrule2952]

@@Vabkins this is the great replacement we were warned about 😢

[@KBab40634]

I am so disappointed no one took the chance to call feminist m&ms “fem&ms” 😂

[@BlinkRulford]

Had the same exact thoughts lolol

[@MerelvandenHurk]

It was literally the first thing that came to mind when I heard the first person say "feminist M&M's" XD

[@detectivewiggles]

fems&thems

[@lightlylemony]

​@@detectivewiggles god that's amazing you should be called detective giggles

[@lovelydeath04]

Omfg, this is brilliant!!!

[@marielgaston2576]

i love how many conservative talking heads were going on about “woke” m&ms and every leftist I know was like “arent they being investigated again for child slavery”

[@AnnamarieForcino]

but they wanna #savethechildren !!!!!!

[@yoyosworld2773]

Those kids have already been born, duh. Why should they care.

[@mcbby7]

Save the children until they're actual children

[@Montesama314]

When the story first hit I was wondering what the Mars company was distracting everyone from. Now I know.

[@6Kubik]

Since when are leftist interested in child slavery? Thats new.

[@ohgodnonotthesharks]

Fun fact: Mars was being sued for mistreatment of workers off the ivory coast of Western Africa and decided to give their mascots a redesign to divert public attention

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

Sounds about right

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😬

[@whitneymouse]

The way that the purple one is the same size as yellow and blue, but no one has ever complained yellow and blue are “obese” 🤡

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

I’m gonna say it, that’s literally just because the purple M&M is a female character and fat women are the worst thing society can imagine.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

No seriously - The way that women are (typically!) judged more harshly for their bodies, even when the women in question are FUCKING M&MS 😭😭I'm so tired

[@whenimmanicimgodly4228]

It's racist to make the purple one fat

[@whitneymouse]

@@whenimmanicimgodly4228 what? 1.) she’s not fat, she’s a PEANUT M&M 2.) how is that racist? Omg 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@TinyBrainedEnergy]

@@whenimmanicimgodly4228 please tell us that you're joking or trolling because there is no correlation

[@WhichDoctor1]

tucker carlson: "the woke left is trying to sexualise our children!" also tucker carlson: "how dare the woke left make the cartoon characters on the candy I give to my children less sexually arousing!"

[@ErutaniaRose]

For real.

[@Widdekuu91]

"Ohmygod, imagine the orgies that go on in that bag..green doing his clone, brown M&M watching two of her clones laying there.. Every one of them is touching eachother..."

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😂😂😂

[@AshErin8304]

Excellent point

[@michellestella7477]

Tucker going on a rant about lesbian candy while wearing the most lgbtq+ friendly looking tie that he owns.

[@emilyswanson8269]

💀💀💀it’s true 😂😂

[@ebonyalexis32]

The irony

[@zoedujour]

He literally looks like he's wearing Bert's shirt as a tie.

[@michellestella7477]

@@zoedujour 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Halfmoonbaee]

His wife picked it out for him...

[@SpecialInterestShow]

"Obese M&Ms" just sends me. Like, what does a "skinny" M&M even look like? Don't you WANT your candies to be big?

[@allisonnicole1659]

They are literally shaped like the candy? Should they make skinny m&ms? Isn’t that a chocolate bar?

[@SpecialInterestShow]

@@allisonnicole1659 arguably aren't skinny m&ms just the mini m&ms lol

[@nameless.402]

I thought the purple one was just tall, she doesn't even look "obese". Neither do the blue and yellow (who are similar in shape.)

[@SpecialInterestShow]

@@nameless.402 I think we should trans the yellow M&M now too... Simply because I think having a trans female mascot for it would be hilarious because you get to say it comes with nuts. And also because I just think watching the whiny baby right wingers reacting to that would be hilarious to me

[@maddiesaster]

personally, i love being a miserable non-binary m&m

[@catsaregreat6314]

It’s my favourite activity

[@Cookieisaqueer]

Genderqueer m&m life is fire

[@catsaregreat6314]

@@Cookieisaqueer it so is

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

A they/them&m, if you will

[@Imscaredofeverything]

@@ErisIsAnAbomination I love that so much.

[@wunderpets_20]

7:16 okay but like-- can we get a miserable non-binary m&m?? that's the representation i need as a miserable non-binary person myself😩

[@Orang3c-7]

orange is nervous and only just learned to tie their shoes. i choose to believe orange is enby :P

[@ra_spero]

I'm starting to think that the world is arguing over stupid things to distract from the actual problems our society is facing. Like seriously, does anyone actualllllly care about whether a certain Dr. Seuss book continues to be reproduced or whether the green m&m is sexy? No, I just think that talking about small and insignificant things keeps us all from seeing how fundamentally broken the world and people are...

[@xtinkerbellax3]

That's a legit tactic that's been used for decades. Conservatives create fake moral panics like they did with genderless bathrooms, like they are doing with drag story hour, etc. It's just a continuation of the Satanic Panic of the 80s/90s and it's definitely purposeful.

[@justapineappleintheocean8368]

I mean, I can see the Dr. Seuss book issue - it can be bad to show young children racist imagery - which was the issue I think? But the sexy m&m is kinda ridiculous lol

[@iamsatan8961]

@@justapineappleintheocean8368 I think they're talking about how conservatives care that they will stop being reproduced, not the people who rightfully think kids should not be reading them. I could be wrong tho!

[@justapineappleintheocean8368]

@I am Satan oh maybe! Idk I've heard some people complain about how they can't get the books anymore so that's how my brain worked lol

[@iamsatan8961]

@@justapineappleintheocean8368 yeah definitely! I've seen a lot of people complaining too! Even tho there's plenty of kids books in the world far better then Dr. Suess lmaooo

[@blehblehblehdracula]

“The left makes everything about sex!” Dude, you’re mad because a piece of chocolate isn’t sexy enough anymore.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

👑

[@thiccratkween]

I never thought I would see someone be so openly sexually frustrated about m&m's

[@Breexbloodlust]

same

[@thiccratkween]

@@Ade-ing I mean, I get why someone would be more turned on by the high heel boots. Green would step on them and simultaneously penetrate them! What's not to like about that?

[@jewels3400]

@@Ade-ing she has more traction for when she's voring me instead of the other way around.

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

T. Carlson: They're rebranding so that the Orange M&M is acknowledging his anxiety. Me, a futurist: If M&Ms wanted to really rebrand, they should have made Orange a Nobel winning neuroscientist who has cured anxiety, PTSD, ADD, ADHD, autism, Asperger's, depression, tics, Touretts, etc. With Dr. Orange in town, all neurological disorders become a relic of a darker time.

[@lemonadebi]

@@linagreenlyfe6705 so making the orange m&m a eugenicist...?

[@chaoticcat2564]

tucker complaining about fem&m's is like those garfeild comics where garfeild is edited out and jon looks insane

[@emilepigeau4344]

@chaoticcat2564 M&Ms more like fem&ms

[@Thelastunicornlover]

At least the Garfield comics are funny.

[@chaoticcat2564]

@@Thelastunicornlover true!

[@luishenriquefalconifilho2124]

Fellas, is it gay to want to eat exclusively another man's M&Ms?

[@Moey_idk]

Depends, do the sensible sneakers stay on?

[@StonerBaer]

F E L L A S

[@mattnorth643]

Depends on where I'm eating the m&m's from. Hand? Yes. Anywhere else I'm good.

[@FennekinBraixen]

I mean, that Nick guy literally started the first video with "Being an alpha male means that you tend to prefer the company of other men" and if that is already an answer in itself

[@Montesama314]

"Jake's chocolate orbs melted in Charles's mouth, a far contrast from how they felt in his hand..."

[@luxuscarnage4828]

"I can't believe M&Ms can't get me off anymore." "We're still on air, Tucker."

[@ungoodthinkful]

My mother in law is a conservative and she's OBSESSED with M&Ms. Seriously, she's decorated her house almost solely in M&Ms merchandise. Maybe it's a boomer thing? Like their generation's version of fandoms, just in the form of brand loyalty.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean, fandoms are all about brand loyalty, too

[@ungoodthinkful]

@@DeathnoteBB yes, but generally there's actual lore involved when it comes to fandoms. My MIL makes m&ms and diet coke her whole personality, and that just seems like more of a boomer thing imo.

[@darkshadowrule2952]

Idk, my mom has them too, I just think it's cause the characters are cute

[@ChristopherSadlowski]

@@ungoodthinkful well, the Boomers were the generation who basically developed the whole concept of brand loyalty and advertising-as-a-personality. I'm not shocked. I know many Boomers who do the same thing; I find the slavish devotion to brands who don't give a shit about literally anything other than making money creepy if I'm being honest.

[@lunaskisses]

Omg I know a lady like this that I worked with. She sat showing me her m&m drawings, her m&m stuffed animal, and other m&m merchandise around her house for 15 minutes or so. If I wanted to stop working, I could ask her about her m&m merch. Your MIL's name doesnt happen to be Regina, does it? 🤣

[@Crunked_png]

i love how men say its a slap in the face to men but literally every M&Ms commercial ive ever seen in my life was the red and yellow M&Ms

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

anyone else remember the tumblr post saying mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[@allisonavery7273]

I do

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

@@allisonavery7273 thank you for your remembrance, friend

[@foxbuns]

this spoke to me on a spiritual level

[@sophiathefurbst]

I do! It’s never come up on my dash tho

[@Hellknight101]

I know the one and it's so absolutely right

[@isabelchavez5412]

the whole m&ms boot change wasn’t about being inclusive it was about redirecting attention from their recent child slavery lawsuit ☹️

[@Cons-Cat]

It actually had nothing to do with that even though they occurred at similar times.

[@imat-rex]

@@Cons-Cat how do you know?

[@anonymous_psycho]

Sad

[@dumbnoodleman]

@@Cons-Cat kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJm3g4SYr8ybfJI

[@jongkittae]

"I will take any opportunity to make fun of tucker carlson" I fully support your brave endeavor, please never cease

[@allisonavery7273]

❤

[@ryucartel351]

Hell yea, that's what free speech is all about. Tucker is allowed to notice and comment on weird shit, and these people are allowed to spend their time complaining that he noticed! Beautiful.

[@ryucartel351]

@@jeffreyabrahamse705 Defend your seed.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

❤❤❤

[@somethingstupid1075]

the m&ms superbowl ad better be nothing but the brown and green m&ms making out with the orange m&m having a panic attack in the background

[@sailorboatface2162]

"Are the m&ms queerbaiting?" is not a question I expected to be asked today lmaooooo

[@deleted1905]

@jeffrey abrahamse N... No they aren't. Do you even know what the term you used mean?

[@diurnarius8722]

@@deleted1905 Do you? Queerbaiting is a marketing technique for fiction and entertainment in which creators hint at, but then do not depict, same-sex romance or other LGBTQ+ representation. Heavily implying the m&m’s might be sapphic but then choosing to never confirm this would in fact be queerbaiting. The only thing is that I doubt anyone would actually care and the company’s biggest problem is the child labor.

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

@@diurnarius8722 you’re right

[@somethingstupid1075]

i gotta be honest, nothing screams confidence more than white gogo boots

[@Littlefluffykittycat]

When he said “it’s good to be fat, have some more m&ms” then did that weird fake laugh, I recoiled into myself.

[@MerelvandenHurk]

It's also super weird as an argument from them when complaining about corporate greed and such because why *wouldn't* companies profit from getting people fat? Isn't "eating more" what they're advertising towards? Isn't being upset at corporate greed our schtick on the left? It's just more anti LGBTQ+ bigotry (since it goes hand in hand with body positivity etc)

[@MelodyTCG]

The fact Mars was able to successfully cover up a human rights lawsuit with this m&m stuff is mind boggling

[@micky_knuckles]

It's diabolical.

[@Sandreline]

How does Tucker Carlson manage to look like a toddler and a lifelong alcoholic at the same time?

[@Breexbloodlust]

alcoholic benjamin button

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

The constant tears overlap with both demographics?

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

@jeffrey abrahamse then how do conservatives have moral indignation? 🤔

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

@jeffrey abrahamse it would be difficult to have something I'm not on affect me. You might need to ask daddy Tucker for some new talking points the next time you're kissing his signed poster.

[@Ashen.Elixer]

I'm guessing actual alcoholism, combined with a skilled plastic surgeon

[@brookewilliams775]

“Men who eat M&M’s are soft woke feminists” Me to my Republican dad: “Father I have some news. I like it, but you won’t.”

[@joshmcleod8194]

I cannot even possibly fathom how someone can think an m&m looks obese. My guy... it's a circle or chocolate. What's the threshold for obesity in m&ms tucker??

[@electronics-girl]

Also, the "obese" M&M's are peanut M&Ms. They are literally a different kind of M&M. It's like saying a Great Dane is obese for a Chihuahua.

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@electronics-girllove the comparison

[@kirina7895]

As a lover of go-go boots it did make me sad that the green m&m changed her shoes. But ya know then I moved on because its just candy mascots lol

[@lenkerism]

they call us “sensitive” and say that we “can’t handle anything” then they act like this over chocolate candy. it’s quite funny actually

[@MerelvandenHurk]

I swear, SO much of what they do is total projection. Even to the point of accusing others of gr**ming and p*dophilia and of sexualizing children while being themselves the people who are doing that.

[@SuperMarioMarcus06]

literally I didn’t even notice the green m&ms boots before this discourse became a thing. if it hadn’t happened, I don’t think I would’ve ever noticed the changes

[@maiapawley8757]

I lost it when Tucker screamed about people seeing candy as political. The hypocrisy and ridiculousness...

[@electronics-girl]

To be fair, Mars Wrigley made it political by making a big deal out of the changes and giving political reasons for why the changes were made. If they'd just quietly changed the footwear, no one would have cared (or even noticed).

[@memegodilovememes]

OH SHUT UP!

[@memegodilovememes]

They are politicizing candy and they know it!

[@zackolmigaming6198]

12:55 Tucker: CANDY ISN'T POLITICAL Also Tucker: proceeds to make a political statement about candy.

[@fiveelevenevan]

I love that she literally can't stop laughing throughout this. Carlson is just so ridiculous you can't keep a straight face!

[@Jell0be3n]

@jeffrey abrahamse '-' okay bro

[@U.R.coolkid]

Could we make anything resembling "straight" before? Lol

[@fiveelevenevan]

@@U.R.coolkid not really, tbh. And we love it!

[@phucanhell]

Of course she can't keep a straight face, she has an obese frumpy lesbian face. 🏳️‍🌈👏🏾

[@hand13932]

@@jeffreyabrahamse705 At least have the good sense to google the name of a funny medicine when you make baseless nonsense comments like this

[@theshire9173]

I don’t know about you, but as a woman, I feel so empowered by the ability to only eat women. Thank you M&M’s

[@trevorstewart1308]

I didn't want to have an emotional reaction to grown men yelling at candy, but here we are... My mind boggles at the sheer audacity one must have to feel so threatened by such small changes to a national brand, and to admit publicly that they have "feelings" about the sexuality of a fictional, anthropomorphized, piece of candy based on schoolyard rumors that have as much scientific weight as cooties All of that being said, thank you for covering this topic with your usual humor and wit

[@electronics-girl]

They don't necessarily care about M&Ms at all. They just know that they can make their audience care, and thereby gain money, fame, influence, etc.

[@trevorstewart1308]

@@electronics-girl concise and accurate. Thank you

[@plourde98]

Tucker goes so far right he almost circles back around to the left. For a split second there it sounded like he was arguing that women in sexy boots should be taken just as seriously as women who wear more conservative clothes. It’s not what he was going for but I agree with the point he almost made lol

[@jesterfairy3845]

The amount of M&M bags that DO actually have exclusively male characters on them honestly makes this boycott even more ridiculous.

[@dumbnoodleman]

lmao yea yknow what if mars truly was the icon the want to be they all make them be femboys or sum

[@TheFangirlOtaku]

This is so stupid I'm crying lmao. I needed this in my life, thank you Anna *On but off topic:* I had a dream the other night that the previous M&M CEO died and the new one renamed them G&Ds after the initials of his parents in law. I remember thinking it was really weird and was probably going to be bad for publicity. This had nothing to do with the main subject of the dream, it was just kind of a left turn. Lucid dreams are weird.

[@RealBradMiller]

🤣🤣🤣 Eat G&Ds, they're full of choc and pea(nut)s!

[@Kevtastical]

TC is just angry he can't imagine the green M&M crushing his peanuts with her heels while he shoves the candy in his M&Ussy anymore! 😂😂

[@foxbuns]

i am screamjng

[@jenniferbelveal4331]

Perfect comment, no notes.

[@mehwishmanha9250]

Delete This 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@NoxDolore]

What The fuck

[@joonebugg]

I wasn't expecting to read the word M&Ussy today😭

[@maem7462]

The purple m&m is a caramel cold brew flavor. A lot of ppl thought she was peanut and had a headcanon that she's trans. Maybe her design is representing body positivity. Idc what she looks like but the flavor sounds pretty good

[@chayden153]

I thought it was the fudge brownie one

[@jadetheravinkitty6368]

Caramel cold brew M&M's sound delicious, purple is my favorite color, so um..... she's literally me fr fr, minus the Trans part, but still she's perfect the way she is

[@gwillypdawg]

I would have died laughing if i saw an nypd officer write him a summons for littering when he dropped that bag of m&ms on the ground.

[@erinspivey5291]

Never once in my 42 years of life did I noticed that the m&ms have shoes.

[@aeryngoodspeed]

tucker Carlson knowing more about the names of feminine footwear than me, an afab

[@electronics-girl]

I doubt he knows himself. He has writers.

[@dorianp3604]

Like he was so close to the point ya know? Like I am also weirdly outraged by the M&M redesign but from the perspective of "corporation is exploiting a trending social zeitgeist in order to cover up child slavery" and "Mars' statement on the redesign had misogynistic undertones." But his argument was just "the sentient chocolates are woke and unsexy, rally the troops!"

[@shadesofcallum]

it’s so funny how they call us sensitive snowflakes and then make a fuss over cartoon candy characters

[@yourlocalcarrotdealer]

I remember turning on the radio while in the car and the first thing I heard was "Tucker Carlson wants to have sex with the green M&M" I almost crashed

[@juliamdp]

It’s so funny to think this is the same type of guy who says “everyone is so sensitive these days, I can’t even be homophobic and racist anymore!😡”

[@AvidCat5000]

They've been inclusive since forever. If you hold an M&M one way, there's an M. Turn upside down, there's a W. If you don't like either of those, flip it over to the blank side. Or just put your hand deep in the bag and shovel them inside you without looking at them. That's what I do. Also, the peanut ones are the best but I'll grant that the pretzels are a close second.

[@sushilampa8287]

Damn that's actually kinda deep 😳

[@rayadunlapp]

He is so mad that there was the slightest change in shoes 💀💀

[@chmchn]

He has really really strange cravings

[@timothy8428]

He paid so much for his green M&M cosplay costume, now he has to buy new shoes and wear tights.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

it was a strange way for him to come out about being into feet

[@sophiathefurbst]

the brown one’s shoes are so confusing too??? there’s barely a difference in length????

[@Goose-pic]

@@sophiathefurbst RIGHT?! I literally cannot tell the difference-

[@littlemsterious991]

"miserable non binary candy is all we deserve" to this day is the funniest headline ever written. ever.

[@FallenRigel]

I mean, I personally preferred the go go boots, I think they were iconic and really cute. But I’m not going to throw a hissy fit over chocolate coated chocolate pieces lmao

[@electronics-girl]

Yeah, when they announced the change in footwear, I thought "that's too bad, I liked the old ones better." And then I never thought about it again.

[@Shortkingharry]

Right, the reasoning is a little odd to me too, are we suggesting that strong women can't wear go go boots? Ladies, gentleman and everyone else along the spectrum wear whatever shoes you want to. I can't really be any more invested than an eyebrow raise

[@Sephelions]

Honestly. The change bugged me at first since go go boots and tennis shoes are like polar opposites in terms of footwear, but people having whole tantrums over it is crazy

[@mikethegoo]

I mean... I didn't notice until people pointed it out, because it wasn't really announced in the Netherlands. We just see M&M ads on TV sometimes... And honestly, I did prefer the go go boots, but in the end, I really don't give a shit. They're just M&M's

[@koii319]

Im a girl and i also prefer the cute boots but at the end of the day its just fking candy that i dont even like that much i prefer normal chocolate lmao

[@crownclowncreations]

He wants an m&m pack with ALL male characters? Has he ever _looked_ at a normal m&m package?

[@Aster_Risk]

My husband made a woke m&ms meme this morning. It was beautiful and I wish I could show everyone. Such a lovely coincidence.

[@AnnamarieForcino]

omg pls send it to me on twitter or insta, i'd love to see!

[@allisonavery7273]

I’d also love to see it

[@Jen-Bodhisattva_in_training]

Same here

[@sophiathefurbst]

me too!

[@iwantedtobethatanomaly2270]

Count me in!

[@CharlieApples]

Why is the female purple peanut M&M considered “obese” but not the male yellow peanut M&M? They’re the exact same shape

[@slowstowns]

the funny thing is that if m&m's didn't announce that they were changing the green and brown m&ms' shoes, i doubt anyone would've even noticed

[@that_myth_nerd]

"TUCKER MAYBE SOME OF US LIKE OBESE FRUMPY LESBIANS OKAY!" im dying and this is hilarious

[@Resilient_Sage88]

Not gonna lie I like the style of go-go boots in general just because it's fun to say but also I absolutely love how Mars saw a "triggered" Tucker and were like "Free ad space!" Lmao

[@sophiathefurbst]

I’m convinced they did this to distract everyone from the child slavery they were being looked into for because they knew conservatives would

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

Mars pays fox for these segments lol

[@Borealis_Astro]

16:54 I like to just imagine he doesn’t step on the M&M’s and just picks them back up to scarf them down 😭

[@karmb1437]

Of course they changed their shoes! Almost 30 years in heels? They must be exhausted!

[@nervousbreakdown711]

For all of our sanity, someone please tell Tucker what Rule 34 is

[@micky_knuckles]

Wait...what?

[@user-yj1cx8nx7g]

Imagine being so bored and sad that you have to fat shame a cartoon of a peanut m&m

[@KuromiTheLastRakkyo]

Tucker: “INFURIATED by the news” Woah buddy, you’re about to pop a vein there.

[@carlybarker6180]

hey annamarie, i just wanted to thank you! i’m a fairly young lesbian and i just came out a few years ago and i don’t see a lot of openly lesbian content creators and i just wanted to thank you for giving me someone to look up to who makes me feel proud in my identity. i hope you have a wonderful day! :)

[@allisonavery7273]

That’s awesome, stay safe

[@Breexbloodlust]

i love that for you! Congrats babes

[@carlybarker6180]

@Icarus_ strange aeons is also amazing, but yeah, other than that there’s like nobody

[@aspartame13]

@Icarus_ contra points, mia cole, rowan ellis to name a few (:

[@aspartame13]

@Icarus_ hypeeee (: another lesbian youtuber i love is ‘sybil kappert’ you might’ve heard of them as well (if not def recommend!)

[@reclusivewidow9933]

I hope they don't remove the spokescandies permanently. I'd be pretty upset if such a nostalgic part of my childhood was removed due to the fact that people got mad that the candies changed their shoes.

[@leopardshadow333]

My favorite are peanut m&ms. They're also my grandmas favorite, and apparently the black bear that broke into her house to eat m&ms is pretty fond of the peanut ones too.

[@lilypaigeham]

I really enjoyed this video, but I am a little disappointed you didn't mention that the first culture War for the m&ms shoes thing was used to hide the fact that at the time Mars was being sued for child slavery

[@RealBradMiller]

Pretty sure this new debacle is to cover up another scandal. 😑

[@amelialapidakis269]

Where were these men when Blue's sex tape was leaked smh Also I thought Orange already had a therapist and was dealing with his anxiety??? If we ignore the larger issues with this whole thing, we have to give Orange credit for his effort 😤

[@allisonavery7273]

Even with a therapist, he deserves a lot of kudos and praise

[@a.l8661]

We do support a man who seeks help🫂

[@jadetheravinkitty6368]

​@@a.l8661Right, like stay strong king

[@fithysoft]

I love the way this guy at 16:05 just looks at him in a way that says "what the hell are you doing".

[@arinaira1417]

Wow ...I'm speechless....they are mad over a candy???

[@ryucartel351]

No, he's satirizing the ridiculousness of other people feeling the need to put their time and energy towards changing little things for no apparent reason. Noticing the neuroticism and constant obsessive anxiety from leftists and their need to change and complain about everything is hilarious. We're all just watching things spiral further into insanity and enjoying the ride!

[@OzCroc]

@@ryucartel351 Please tell me you're joking

[@gooselaughter5149]

@@ryucartel351 so you think this is some kind of performance art or something? 🤣 Performance art whose satirical message only you seem to understand? Even if it is all some grandiose meta bit (which Tucker has never alluded to), he still went on several rants because the candy circles have different shoes. He displayed sincerely the type of behavior you claim he's satirizing. Because, if you think about it, you claim the left are obsessing over tiny things that don't need to change because "feminism" or "progressivism" or whatever other "ism" fits your fancy. So, wouldn't it be the best response to ignore campaigns like this M&Ms one to really show how little it matters? How insignificant the impact is? How does crying about M&M gogo boots do anything but draw even more attention to the message MARS is sending?

[@ryucartel351]

@@OzCroc The M&Ms thing is just some goofy weird corporate hijinks trying to fit in with and please the woke crowd so they'll spend their money there. It's not a big deal by any means, it's just weird to see and interesting to try to understand the motivations behind it. If Ford replaced their Mustang logo with an Andalusian donkey, the same thing would happen. People should be more concerned about candy in general, and the way it's marketed to humans, children in particular. Sugar is a poison that doesn't improve your health and can only harm it. This society has lost it's ability to prioritize what things are actually problems, and how big of a problem the problem is in comparison to other problems. Stay away from sugar! Eat foods that eat sunlight!

[@pinkypie_peppermint]

The purple m&m is actually a Caramel cold brew m&m. This is why she is larger than the others, as the filled M&Ms are always bigger. She was created as the face of that flavor specifically, as there are no actual purple m&Ms.

[@celebrityguest.9530]

the whole thing just stuns me. like.. i think mars is due for a boycott alongside hersheys and most chocolate brands in general but CERTAINLY not for something as trivial as an advertising campaign. like, the sort of human rights violations the chocolate industry is able to get away with is just unbelievable and i think last year when those changes were made, it did seem to be timed out a certain way to possibly cover up that conversation because they probably knew it'd get attention. likely not to this extent but i think it's safe to say they were using some weird performative stuff to divert attention from real issues mars has taken a large part in. i just hate how conservatives will take something that's due for a conversation and then like.. invent a problem or take obvious bait when there's a real issue literally right there

[@norahhuie9069]

My grandmother bought feminist m&ms and didn’t even notice. Because only like 12 people care about this.

[@totalzombabe]

They’re actually in a lawsuit rn. I feel like this fuss is just made to distract at this point.

[@allisonavery7273]

What lawsuit? Genuinely curious

[@Halfmoonbaee]

@@allisonavery7273 children slavery. Mars/ nestle (the brand that also killed people’s dogs *allegedly*) and Hershey’s are facing charges for child slavery. Hope they lose their suits and also the brands go bankrupt and tack on unilever.

[@totalzombabe]

@@allisonavery7273 Pinned comment, it's child labor + slavery

[@theKaraProject]

This ^

[@moo7364]

It's kind of sad how Mars used this as a cover-up for a child labor lawsuit and it worked

[@anonymous_psycho]

It's depressing

[@barbiemccann9201]

They’re going to be mad triggered when they see those pink m&m’s on Valentine’s Day & pastel ones for Easter.

[@roselover411]

I didn't even know they changed...thanks, Annamarie, for keeping me up to date a year later XD

[@user-wi3yx3gy2o]

The green M&M was born in 1960 and started wearing go go boots in 1997. She wore them until now. She’s 63. She’s been wearing go go boots since she was 37. Let the poor candy wear flats.

[@electronics-girl]

Also, those boots must be stinky if she's been wearing them for 26 years. (Although since she's a candy, would her feet smell like chocolate?)

[@jinxshadow5218]

“Distracting from the class war” as my grandpa would say.

[@Imscaredofeverything]

I really like the way these are edited now. It's very nice.

[@several-cats-in-an-SU-47]

tucker's mad because he can't ship himself with the brown M&M anymore

[@fleaasmcgee1271]

This situation still baffles me. Like seriously who gives a fuck 😭😭 bro it’s just candy ain’t that deep

[@davidnissim589]

Here's MY conspiracy theory: M&Ms changed the character design because they knew Tucker Carlson would make a fuss over it, thereby distracting a huge portion of the public from their use of child slavery, which they were about to go to trial for.

[@JaxeBodySpray]

imagine wanting to sleep with a piece of chocolate... couldn't be tucker carlson 🤷‍♂️

[@tgkthebawse]

I first heard of Tucker Carlson when the Queen had just passed away. In a segment where Carlson was remembering the Queen, he unironically justified British Colonialism and said shit like, the British Civilized India and left the country with an administration, a language, the religion of Christianity (India was already home to multiple languages, civilizations and religious identities practiced all over the world like Hinduism, Jainism, Sikhism and Buddhism) and praised the Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Railway Station in Mumbai stating that India has never built anything as spectacular (Same country with the 1000+ year old Brihadeshwar Temple which withstood 7 earthquakes and The Taj Mahal AKA one of the 7 wonders of the world) since Independence. He also denied that the British did not commit any genocide on India (Jallianwala Bagh and the Bengal Famine says hi btw) and said "There will never be an empire so benign as the British Empire". As an Indian myself, you can imagine how I would have felt seeing a white guy sitting on his high horse getting basic facts wrong on how my ancestors were tortured, raped and murdered by the British Raj. Edit : I didn't even mention that before the British came to India, it was one of the richest countries of the world and in fact even called "Sone Ka Chidiya" (translation : Golden Sparrow) because of its immense wealth. India used to have 20% of the world's GDP and 27% in the world trade share. The British in fact, funded its industrial revolution on the backs of stolen wealth (which amounts to 45 trillion $ in today's money) from India. The entirity of the British Royal Museum is an active crime scene because of all the stolen shit that's kept there. So when I saw that clip, I was convinced Tucker Carlson is so far up his own ass that he's willing to even abandon facts to further his white supremacist narrative.

[@ducknerddrake1497]

Bengal Famine wasn't a genocide that discussion had been had hundreds of times.

[@Oscar_the_fascist_slayer]

As a smurf who enjoys the presence of M&Ms I understand Tucker's jealousy, but the fact is he can't have Greenie, she chose me in high school and that's the end of it.

[@mirandarensberger6919]

So what's going on with Green and Brown, then? Is it a poly situation? Or were you just going through a rough patch? Sorry, I don't mean to pry if y'all aren't open about it.

[@jadetheravinkitty6368]

This is the love story of all time

[@lindenm.9149]

Hey! Just sharing some NB happiness in the chat real quick. I’m changing my name and gender marker this month. Gonna get a pretzel m&m the day it goes through to celebrate🎉

[@theKaraProject]

Congratulations! That’s awesome! 🎉❤

[@spockezri]

congrats 🥰!!

[@jadetheravinkitty6368]

Congrats! 🎉

[@transmascdruid77]

The best M&Ms were discontinued in 2010 or so, they were called premium and they had triple chocolate and raspberry white chocolate with almonds. But as for the modern ones, crunchy cookie.

[@darkmark138]

I like to get as many different kinds as i can and then pour them all in a big bowl for game nights. Then it becomes M&M roulette.

[@charlotteelizabeth1239]

These videos keep me going (also peanut m and ms are my favs)

[@flateo334]

period, peanut m&ms are easily the best

[@Moey_idk]

A respectable person you are

[@lany4618]

@@flateo334 indeed they are the best

[@iamsatan8961]

Me too!!

[@_noco16]

Also I couldn’t stop laughing when Annamarie was laughing because it feels like she’s reacting to some SNL skit

[@iamalittler]

And I really like how, in boycotting M&Ms, Nick bought a bag of em.

[@mattiedyess9817]

Peanut butter M&Ms. I eat them every night 😬 I heat them up in the microwave for 45 seconds, and it makes them sooo delicious. But also. Pretzel M&Ms are pretty dang good, too.

[@Tea4tea]

You warm them? I freeze them! 😂 I’ll have to try warming them up

[@iamsatan8961]

@@Tea4tea I didn't even know people do anything to them! I'll have to try both your ideas!!

[@AnnamarieForcino]

that sounds delicious! peanut butter m&ms are definitely a close second. the only reason why they're not at #1 is bc the peanut butter to chocolate ratio is off sometimes.

[@jadetheravinkitty6368]

People do that? Sounds yummy 😋

[@casa1116]

Mars missed an opportunity not calling their special fundraiser bags "Femme & Ms"

[@rinegreg]

that’s what i was gonna sayyy 😭😭

[@cridly]

This whole ordeal is so hilarious but then Nick Adams adding his two cents somehow made it even funnier. I love Nick Adams, he's truly a character.

[@lunaliciousgeek]

Tucker Carlson: "why does candy have to be political?" Also Tucker Carlson: "..the pro-fat M&M" lol

[@ultimateowlie2283]

Dude, they're m&ms, they're all round! How do you make them not "obese"? You want m&ms with hourglass figures, Tucker?

[@agent_lol7728]

14:48 why don’t skittles get cute little characters

[@rundownmaggot666]

I love this development in the “woke” vs conservative arch, the conservative are now becoming snowflakes lol or have they always been snowflakes?

[@cridly]

they always have been snowflakes