It was clear we live in the stupidest, boringest timeline, but thank you for making the point elaboratively and entertainingly.
@Posiman2 жыл бұрын
You only say that because you are used to it. People from Dylan's timeline could find our timeline more exciting. And don't even get me started on the timeline where the internet was first invented by the Soviets...
@MatheusAugustoGames Жыл бұрын
@@Posiman I think they would hate js just as much as us
@maciejglinski6564 Жыл бұрын
@@MatheusAugustoGames i like how you cant tell if the other timeline or the soviets would hate js.
@MatheusAugustoGames Жыл бұрын
@@maciejglinski6564 Both. Both is good
@Reichstaubenminister Жыл бұрын
@@MatheusAugustoGames OurScript
@nfistfu4 жыл бұрын
I like the way that this actually takes a look at real life pivotal historic decisions and actually tries to piece together what would have happened if things had gone differently, rather than just coming up with random nonsense.
@getdavemoore3 жыл бұрын
watching this guy's hour long presentations back to back, a great storyteller!
@BigHonkinGoose3 жыл бұрын
Same! While I'm writing Arduino code.
@AndoresuPeresu2 жыл бұрын
We are not alone!
@SufianDira11 ай бұрын
Same! While I'm copying Calculus 2 notes
@Cyberfoxxy2 жыл бұрын
25:18 that HTML 0.2 syntax looks absolutely incredible. I'm actually tempted to write an interpreter for that.
@Musikur2 жыл бұрын
Please do!
@rhysbaker25952 жыл бұрын
I think we should all rebuild the internet but better because this sucks right now
@jbird44782 жыл бұрын
@@rhysbaker2595 It's easy to design and make it better, but the problem is you will never get the world to switch.
@trejkaz2 жыл бұрын
@@jbird4478 It's easy to make a new country with more freedom but you'll never fix all the older ones. But do you have to _go_ to the older ones?
@pauladriaanse Жыл бұрын
@@rhysbaker2595 ditch javascript while we're at it
@intangiblematter_misc2 жыл бұрын
Okay but actually that alternate HTML with ~{} instead of looks so nice to work with
@nephatrine2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that syntax looks very nice to me. Maybe it's because I'm used to curly braces programming languages or maybe it's because the link reminds me of markdown.
@keiyakins2 жыл бұрын
And Lisp instead of JavaScript!
@samuellourenco1050 Жыл бұрын
I agree. And it reminds me of CS, or C if we count the use of ().
@miikavihersaari3104 Жыл бұрын
Also, it's much more succinct. With HTML you have to write each tag twice for no reason.
Жыл бұрын
While I agree, tilde is so painful to use on so many keyboards, I'd rather not. But honestly the same goes for backspace and other special characters, because they are based on US keyboard layouts.
@keiyakins2 жыл бұрын
"John Romero, who's quite good at level design and having great hair..." This may be the single truest description of Romero I've ever heard.
@trudyandgeorge Жыл бұрын
He's also an excellent programmer, he just never gets the recognition because Carmack is operating from a different dimension. But Romero is better than me, my colleagues, and anyone I've ever met.
@dewdop3 жыл бұрын
That song was terrific. For those who are unaware, it's a parody of "Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen," by Baz Luhrmann.
@dross62063 жыл бұрын
4:00 “Code in VB once, but stop before it makes you stupid.” Me: *Glancing over at my boss who refuses to allow us to switch from VB to C#...
@edgeeffect3 жыл бұрын
God... that's not far to go is it...
@00oKMo002 жыл бұрын
Have you got a new job yet @D Ross?
@Ellygator2 жыл бұрын
This is the best fairytale of Computer history. Loved it
@SirLasterOfDesaster2 жыл бұрын
OMG...it took me like 52 of those 61 minutes to realize this is a "What If?" presentation 😅
@recarsion Жыл бұрын
This might be the single best tech talk I have ever seen. So captivating and exciting especially since these things very well could have happened. And omg, that alternate version of HTML, I'll never be able to look at a closing tag again without puking, and Lisp instead of Js, and Java never taking off...
@Archgeek08 ай бұрын
Consider how much less of a horror XML would've been if HTML hadn't abused so.
@VivekPatel-ze6jy Жыл бұрын
18:11 almost reminds me of ao3 (non-profit fanfiction site aka archive or our own), where tags on a piece of writing are added by the author and then sorted by volunteers, who make synonymous tags redirect to the preferred one, and create parent tags, allowing users to apply a dizen filters and find exactly what they want to read. Very different vibe to algorithmic search engines
@jbird44782 жыл бұрын
The number of timelines wherein Javascript exists is probably similar to the number of alternate universes where the platypus is a thing.
@sonickrnd4 жыл бұрын
I for one, fell in love with those brand new NEXT PALM handheld PCs, small size, robust body, long battery life and powerful computing abilities with classic GRID browser. What else can I need?
@HubrisInc4 жыл бұрын
Lucky. I got saddled with a Be Banana Phone by my work. uuuughh
@edgeeffect3 жыл бұрын
In Dylan's alternative universe, I would have been FORCED to use Lisp by now, and I'd have had to learn to get over my distaste for all those parenthesis-es. I always found "WWW" highly amusing because when I was at college, two of the other students always used "WWW" as their software "brand name" - which was based on a quote from Derek and Clive and stood for "Winkie Wanky Woo".
@elgoog-the-third2 жыл бұрын
Do it. Go use Lisp for a while. It doesn't even have more parentheses than languages like C++ or Java.
@fauxpas5598 Жыл бұрын
I'm such a nerd I literally got a full-body chill at 43:06 when _that_ logo appeared.
@maxlife4593 ай бұрын
Every once in a while I come back to this talk, and every time I rewatch this I just feel sad with the sack of mud we got instead. :(
@ErikHolten3 жыл бұрын
Really well researched. The two Johns had me laughing.
@MichaelKathke3 жыл бұрын
Great SciFi novel from an alternative universe in our multiverse.
@guai96323 жыл бұрын
We need a sequel to this fantasy
@d3xbot Жыл бұрын
I love this spec-fic universe you've built! I'm a Mac/Linux guy today, but would I have been a BeOS guy? A NEXT guy? Or would I have gotten in with CP/M and MP/M? Would Linux have been a project or would other OSes have taken over before there was such a need for a free UNIX-like OS? I'm sure with the multi-media chops Be would've brought to Apple, they'd've come up with something iPod-like, but I wonder how integrated multi-media would be in the GRID?
@marktaylor98862 ай бұрын
This, ladies, gentlemen and embies, is how you deliver a talk!
@martinstent53393 жыл бұрын
The University of Southern California didn't invent LSD, they were only the admin users of LSD.
@AmedeeVanGasse2 жыл бұрын
In the alternative universe, they did.
@surlydev2 жыл бұрын
I literally applauded the opening sunscreen parody song at the beginning. That was brilliant.
@cpt_nordbart Жыл бұрын
Watching this on this google powered device on software for a Google owned website really puts this million dollar deal that never was into perspective.
@bzdirt4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone got around to make that alternate universe happen yet? Just a good Grid Browser with non-sucky html code for starter...?
@prospoulify4 жыл бұрын
And trash javascript ? Let's make a joint venture.
@florint.46203 жыл бұрын
This talk reminded me of Alan Kay who said as much about the sad state of the web. From an interview in FastFortune (www.fastcompany.com/40435064/what-alan-kay-thinks-about-the-iphone-and-technology-now) "But then, what you’ve got is a gazillion people exploiting all this technology that was invented in the ARPA/PARC community, and most of them are not even curious. You have Tim Berners-Lee, [the inventor of the World Wide Web] who was a physicist, who knew he would be thrown out of physics if he didn’t know what Newton did. He didn’t check to find out that there was a [Douglas] Engelbart [the engineer who had done pioneering work on hypertext and invented the computer mouse].
@bzdirt3 жыл бұрын
@@florint.4620 awesome interview, thanks for the link!
@kjp762 жыл бұрын
If I understand Darvin's theory, there is no best solution promoted. What has the highest number of descendants is a mutation that best suits the niche.
@charfractal944111 ай бұрын
this guy is poisnous i cant stpo watching his videos and am on a deadline
@GCoda5 жыл бұрын
intro is awesome
@rhodiumthunderbird Жыл бұрын
32:43 I do not see a single universe, no matter what else happens, where *Nintendo* is doing early online gaming.
@karolisr2 жыл бұрын
Incorrectly defines natural selection then proceeds to give a perfect analogy of how evolution works. Great talk.
@YourNameHere1000 Жыл бұрын
Love the intro. Great respect to the best video advice ever created. 👏
@pm712412 жыл бұрын
I recall being in the first semesters of College when all this WWW stuff started.- using Mosaic . (and using NeXT cubes btw... fantastic machines) ... and I btw. still have a BeBox, running BeOS (NetPositive is unfortunately not a Grid-browser ... it's a web-browser) I have to say, though ... looking back on BeOS from a technical perspective. As much as it was an fantastic OS, basing the API on 1996-style C++ might not have been a good idea in the long run.
@karlproctor75263 жыл бұрын
This made me chuckle. Thank you so much
@thematicschematic Жыл бұрын
I literally cheered when BeOS made an appearance.
@CattleRustlerOCN6 ай бұрын
Interesting side note to this, during the time IBM started selling home pc's they leased ms-dos from microsoft and could sell it with their pcs. The fact that they didn't do a deal to make it ibm exclusive meant that MS could sell the OS to anyone. Now couple this fact with both Compaq and Phoenix legally backwards engineering the proprietary ibm pc bios, and ibm using off the shelf parts to build pcs meant that any company could create pc clones. Compaq did just that selling massive amounts and Phoenix just sold bios chips and got rich too. This combination of missteps by ibm, and others like sticking with 286 when 386 became available, and barking up the dead os/2 tree (also developed by MS for IBM) for too long when windows showed up, meant that ibm was basically crushed in the home pc market. They could have cornered that market and I shudder to think how pc history would have suffered if that happened. Luckily for all of us they screwed up and thought they were untouchable.
@L1m3r Жыл бұрын
I missed the part where Linus Torvalds developed a new OS kernel - the "Linux micro kernel" ;-)
@edgeeffect10 ай бұрын
I love that mainframe picture at 10:00 ... it's like "One mainframe isn't enough for us, we need at least two!"
@InfernalPasquale Жыл бұрын
Incredible - the edge of technology and philosophy intertwined and , hence, grown
@ITUnwrapped3 жыл бұрын
Is it ironic that mockapetris.com is not owned by the creator of DNS?
@oswurth87748 ай бұрын
He keeps you in suspense. MY critiques @ 14:50. Maintain patience, adopt the character, keep attention on you.
@somenameidk527811 ай бұрын
58:04 just hearing the alternate version of that story i was thinking "and then they reply with a C&D letter" because that's what Nintendo always does
@martinmingosuarez86904 жыл бұрын
all other talks by this guy were really inspiring, but I find this one quite depressing
@bigh17084 жыл бұрын
Being around in those times, I actually found it fascinating. So close.
@BartKus3 жыл бұрын
What beautiful truelies you weave!
@tomnox9003 жыл бұрын
Great speech :D Btw hey I use Opera and I actually really like the functionality of it :D
@Rikame9122 жыл бұрын
Great presentation, thank you!
@rustkitty2 жыл бұрын
Screw it, I'm quitting software development, enroll in physics and work my ass off inventing Sliders technology just to find and move to that dimension!
@gonzalomunoz276710 ай бұрын
Oh man we should be exploring the galaxy by now. This left me so depressed lol. Such a nostalgia for something that didn't even exist
@InfernalPasquale Жыл бұрын
such beautiful computing history. wow thankyou good king sir
@tharfagreinir2 жыл бұрын
I happen to be watching this on May the 5th 2022. Very good talk!
@chudchadanstud2 жыл бұрын
god that html looks good.
@simonisenberg4516 Жыл бұрын
What a fascinating talk and it must have taken a ton of time for all the research so the whatifs had some basis in reality. It actually took me some time to get what he was talking about since there were quite a few familiar people and software in there but eventually I got it. :p
@Njinx_2 жыл бұрын
53:00 he straight up predicted Carmack joining Oculus and working on the metaverse
@iwikal Жыл бұрын
What do you mean predicted? Carmack joined Oculus in 2013, and this talk was given in 2018.
@henning256yt2 жыл бұрын
Really great use of multimedia! ;)
@SufianDira11 ай бұрын
Brilliant talk
@rfvtgbzhn3 жыл бұрын
50:54 I think 5GB flash memory was very unrealistic in 1999.
@leap123_2 жыл бұрын
he probably meant hard drive not flash memory
@rfvtgbzhn10 ай бұрын
@@leap123_that wouldn't be remarkable at all in 1999, as even 2.5" hard disks reached 5 GB already in 1997 or 1998. But on the other hand, 64MB of RAM also wasn't really remarkable in 1999.
@paulembleton1733 Жыл бұрын
Worth bumping this with a comment.
@marcocapacchietti67532 жыл бұрын
Lovely intro in the style (cameo?) of The Big Kahuna final monologue, kudos.
@rijaja Жыл бұрын
I am as smart as brick when it comes to understanding the implicit, even the obvious stuff. "The web that never was". And it took me 40 minutes to think "hold on that's not what happened". Everything before that was "oh they actually explored it and tried something else but they came back to the first thing and we're going to know why later".
@jacquesdemolay26994 жыл бұрын
CP/M does not mean Control Program for Micro-computers !!! it means: Control Program / Monitor
@snorman19112 жыл бұрын
It was named similarly to Kildall's own PL/M (Programming Language for Microcomputers).
@funkenjoyer10 ай бұрын
I dunno why but whenever i see the title of the talk i autocorrect it to "The little web that couldn't"
@Hans-gb4mv2 жыл бұрын
One question remains: what came first? Unix or LSD?
@seriouscat223110 ай бұрын
Acid was first synthesized between the world wars and its effect documented in the early 1940s, in Switzerland. So it predates unix by a few decades.
@roquemocan2 жыл бұрын
I would like to know which parts are really true, which, in itself would be a great story! (Nevermind... at the end Beattie tells us which part were true, and how they came to be)
@MarcCastellsBallesta3 жыл бұрын
That was great.
@ShadowRadiance Жыл бұрын
Oh I wanna live in that world. Braced grid structure with embedded lisp... mmm
@64jcl2 жыл бұрын
Never liked html and xml in general due to the end tag nonsense. In some way I think the original proposal would have been easier to work with. Back in the early 2000's I was working on a project at NERA TMN (later part of Protek) where we needed some configuration data and everywhere I looked they suggested using xml. So instead of using anything off the shelf I just made my own and named it GenData (Generic Data), a simple system using curly braces for scope, properties colon value, and angle brackets for arrays to look like any other programming language. It was used everywhere in the project but never published online in any form. Now years later when I am working in a different company, we also needed the same thing and I searched online a bit and there is JSON, the spec is practically identical to my old GenData. Obviously its so simple that anyone could have made it and indeed that is why its so brilliant (enhanced by the JSON5 spec/library with what should have been part of it since the beginning).
@ChrisAthanas Жыл бұрын
Audio levels are low
@robbietorkelsonn85092 жыл бұрын
might have been interesting if you actually got the names of the companies right somewhere found in some text files discovered during the archeology project called FreeDOS, this actually happened ... except ... the company was novel ... the year was 1994 ... and the desktop was called desqview ... and microsoft was still dead last oh ... and is lisp ever popular these days ... "we can't make a decent ADT in something that has the class keyword, but oh boy, functional is going to solve so many issues."
@JimmyZeng3 жыл бұрын
Is there a transcript?
@pavankumar04255 жыл бұрын
good to know all these details
@flameski_4 жыл бұрын
You realise basically none of this actually happened, right?
@rawkeh4 жыл бұрын
@@flameski_ Except the bits noted as having happened
@gwaptiva2 жыл бұрын
You can detect the long arm of IBM in HTML; but then, they'd been using GML since 1969
@BryonLape2 жыл бұрын
The idea that wins is usually the worst.
@DeathBender10 ай бұрын
*folds his hands and prays during the intro* jk thx for this
@roo722 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@KyleWoodlock Жыл бұрын
In a lot of ways, JavaScript has the same traits of HyperLisp as described here, tragic quirks aside. You can send code as data and data as code. Take some JS source in string format and `eval` it and hey presto, you've restarted the passed continuation. Of course, the JSON format exists precisely because that would be a terribly insecure thing to do. JSON is a very limited subset of JavaScript to allow only data and not code to be passed when only data is expected. There would probably be an equivalent HLON (pronounced Halon? Network nerds would love it) as a restricted class of S-expressions in HyperLisp. Also, Scheme probably would have been the ideal dialect to base HyperLisp on. As simple, pared down, and easy to implement in a Grid browser as possible
@parnikkaporeАй бұрын
In a Scheme world, HLON would probably just be nornal sexps but quoted (i.e. unevaluated). A few corporate additions later should land us in Clojure literal syntax.
@4E414D45h4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but html forms should not be hierarchical structures
@omarbadran47145 жыл бұрын
wow
@ic3xiii5 жыл бұрын
nice
@tjsase4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else get audio? The entire video is muted from my end.
@TomKappeln Жыл бұрын
I remeber 1976 a guy from my hometown had a problem : His daughter was stalked via phonecalls and i builded a device that can "read" incoming calls .... The cops catched the stalker. If you watch your phone now and could read the number of the incoming call ..... that was me. Greets from Germany. I forgot to mention that he was the boss of IBM Germany .... lol
@donalodomhnaill4 жыл бұрын
I am not hearing any volume on this... anyone else have this have this issue?
@itskittyme4 жыл бұрын
Volume is not something you hear. Volume is just a definition for the loudness of sound. So no, nobody is hearing volume. I do have sound though.
@hristokozhuharov5583 жыл бұрын
@@itskittyme cringe
@itskittyme3 жыл бұрын
@@hristokozhuharov558 you like that huh
@QqQ-h5h Жыл бұрын
urbit. comment if you understand.
@repenning1 Жыл бұрын
did I hear you correctly and you suggested that LSD was invented at UC Berkley? It was not: "LSD, which stands for lysergic acid diethylamide, was first synthesized in 1938 by Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann."
@InfernalPasquale Жыл бұрын
I beg your pardon?
@cat-.-2 жыл бұрын
41:06 this behavior is present on the current web it’s called html clobbering or something and it’s a terrible idea that leads to security vulnerabilities so no
@danfroal80572 жыл бұрын
"it’s called html clobbering or something" That's not what HTML clobbering is.
@sysop07311 ай бұрын
Starts at 5:16
@paviad Жыл бұрын
So basically evolution as opposed to intelligent design also determined our technological present.
@seriouscat223110 ай бұрын
Actually it's government money that does. People have no idea how much that is involved in all these.
@salvatoreshiggerino68103 жыл бұрын
Gay-Related Interlinked Documents
@0x5D2 жыл бұрын
Advanced Interlinked Document System
@americancitizen7484 жыл бұрын
April Fools?
@minecraftermad3 жыл бұрын
i mean it's a great story but i hated every part of it.
@Lircking7 ай бұрын
bro you tricked meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@purpinkn Жыл бұрын
god that was depressing
@Hector-bj3ls Жыл бұрын
I was with this until Lisp.
@skucherov Жыл бұрын
I glad Lisp get the place it deserves: in the garbage bin
@chungweiwang37183 жыл бұрын
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@evomag115 Жыл бұрын
请重启以应用您的费用
@rudyardkipling45173 жыл бұрын
List is an ugly language, but it is sweet and powerful as a language it is the shit, as a coding style it looks like kindergarten crayon scribbles
@boosle7803 жыл бұрын
The slippery airplane conceivably water because adjustment comparatively confess alongside a ruthless woolen. best, spiky plastic
@williamlong41123 жыл бұрын
That song was terrific. For those who are unaware, it's a parody of "Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen," by Baz Luhrmann.
@ygormartinsr3 жыл бұрын
@JustSomeRandomness I'm glad someone else noticed it too. I've been seeing a lot of reposts from older comments here lately and was starting to wonder whether it was a bug on... Perhaps KZbin side? Or if bots were just reposting popular comments for some reason edit: Yup, upon further inspection I realized this dude probably is a bot. But why tho?