The weirdest dude ever is about to make a comeback.

[@signifiedbsides1129]

This got demonitized and it's going off in the algo😢, yet they told me there's no way I can get it monetized. Y'all run up these nebula numbers, or drop a channel membership please to make it worth it. Thanks a ton yall

[@raya4230]

Wow that sucks, what could be the excuse it was so well edited and carefully edited.

[@IndigoWisdom]

Lloyd Banks probably flagged you 😂 He don’t want that comparison to come back up

[@Jaci0607]

@@IndigoWisdom Which is hilarious because I remember back in 2004 there was this gay porn scene that leaked on the internet and people was saying it was Lloyd Banks because one of the actors looked like him.

[@IndigoWisdom]

@@Jaci0607 see how it just jogs the memory 😂😂😂

[@noahp6886]

f it, i'm looking up nebula now.

[@tronedowd6876]

I clicked on this thinking “what tf did Lloyd Banks do,” completely forgetting the insane run of his evil twin brother.

[@Notimportant3737]

I ain’t gon lie for a split second I thought that was redman 💀💀💀

[@darlenemassey3608]

😂😂😂

[@6lacksappho456]

💀💀💀

[@henryhill92]

I also 100% thought this was Lloyd Banks lol

[@akapotatobrad]

bro this shit had me howling

[@whatwoah7547]

FD said “oh imma give y’all a rap beef video alright”

[@dontask3613]

In comes the corn video 😅

[@AB-nb2ic]

@@whatwoah7547 😂😂😂

[@jKAGAQ0930]

“The funk fetish” is killllllllling me omg 😂😢

[@pyrogriffin]

On The funk fetish thing: most fetishes are fine if everyone involved is consenting. As soon as your fetish involves people not consenting it’s no longer a fetish, it’s sexual harassment.

[@casadastraphobia]

On god

[@fourmoyle]

Factual.

[@jinxed7915]

I'm not gonna say it should be illegal, but I feel like the whole don't kink shame thing should have some limits and... Ew, just ew

[@pyrogriffin]

​@@jinxed7915 So the key is consent. Most kinks/fetishes are ok if all parties involved are consenting to it. There are some extreme cases where physical and/or mental health are put into too much jeopardy, but most are safe and fine to engage in as long as everyone is on board, and everyone keeps each other's safety in mind. Some things to note: animals and children can't consent to things like that, due to lack of ability to communicate and/or lack of understanding of the situation and all it involves.

[@AlexofZippo]

Exactly. Someone likes the smell of unwashed feet? Weird, but you do you. That person’s stealing people’s sock laundry for “personal use”? Problem!

[@lipstickstainsz]

Brian Pumper constantly looks like he's an being animated in early - mid 2000s GTA 😂

[@thekornreeper]

Fact ❤

[@VENGEFULHEXX]

Bruh is hilariously buff. Like some people look worse with muscle and he's one of them.

[@eskiiedup]

he look like a saints row character 😂😂

[@kingdevoneomusic]

🤣

[@edgarcardiff7874]

@@VENGEFULHEXXDefinitely but consider: his name is pumper

[@Pyroticus]

I need that “Worldstar Hiphop was a CIA Psy-Op” video

[@MichelleseaChelle]

ABSOLUTELY

[@voodoochile4147]

I just said this and came to find a comment specifically so I could like it. I surely hope he sees this!

[@mzfuTURefLAWlezz]

THIS !!!

[@JME1186]

Which may as well coincide with a deep dive in to the new age COINTELPRO the Feds been running in different areas with different objectives. Edited to add: I’m convinced dudes like Wack 100 and many others are the useful idiots for the Feds 2024 cointel

[@Freddy3Jersem]

!!!!!

[@lcceo22]

Dude looks like a Def Jam Fight For New York NPC

[@VENGEFULHEXX]

Straight up lol

[@49ersfoldem]

😂

[@HemiLyfestyle]

Brain pumper a original troll 😂

[@youforget1000thingsaday]

NO, LMFAO 😂

[@MaybeDHitHim]

I think he actually was.

[@bluechalk6275]

My grandpa worked in the corn industry for 40 years, servicing countless men and women 7 days a week and doing irreparable damage to his body. It was very sad when he had to sell the farm.

[@papertags]

😂😅😂

[@ea7109]

Stop! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@Davidpostingshid]

Stolen

[@Ashlee_mashlee]

😂😂😂😂

[@lovelee1772]

Bruhhh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zatchquaz]

You didn't have to say " He was only 5'8" like that

[@gummyboots]

catching strays

[@bethanychatman9531]

lol

[@KevinFaison-kg8wx]

Thats hate.

[@PureNapture]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

If it don't start with six foot, I can't hear you from down there!

[@calel5470]

Americans: Is that Lloyd Banks? Europeans: Is that Craig David?

[@theorderofthebees7308]

😂😂😂😂

[@theorderofthebees7308]

😂😂😂

[@namenlosNamenlos]

🤣🤣🤣

[@applejellypucci]

Can you fill me in? 😂

[@Dj87887]

​@@applejellypucci On Monday.

[@mrsups7122]

"The Cicadas are loud as Fuuuuck!" One of the most Southern comments made on this channel.

[@GoldenPickaxe]

I felt invited to the cookout for a sec

[@elsamarks8477]

They are fucking nuts in Chicago right now!

[@Orac11e]

😂🤣 read your comment just as he was saying it

[@badboygoodgirl]

They creep me out. And one decided to plant itself right outside the front door one time in GA. Bruh, they are LOUD AF.

[@angelolagussa1312]

They are a worldwide bug....

[@chrishipop5]

Brian Pumper is like if Chat GPT created G Unit as a person

[@elketerbentzadik]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SgtNateHigers]

Lmaaaoooooooo

[@XueYlva]

GPT Unit

[@nicholastay9939]

​@@XueYlva🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FTZPLTC]

Oh, shit, it *is* him?

[@ChunkyCalifornia]

Brian Pumper was surrounded and pelted with eggs today in LA. I immediately came to this video when I read the news.

[@justbeyyy9491]

Yes!!!

[@ghostflxwer]

you did what to this video? 🤨📸⁩

[@Jc-yu2ot]

Me too😂

[@michaeljohnston4459]

#freshout

[@abstractmedia8379]

Same lol

[@jamescarlisle4023]

you’re tryna let that vid die down, nah, nah, nah, not this time, Fiq, you’re followin thru

[@samukelelubisi]

💀💀💀💀

[@Talib23401]

Drop drop drop 😂

[@martianastronaut4917]

Drake lost, it's not even a debate, but the quotables he left in that beef are low key gems 🤣

[@damionsly4124]

FD, we neeed ya! The Breadtube savior!

[@elliothammer9485]

Sorry is Fique his name?

[@nol6409]

😭 he dances like someone in a muscle suit

[@adrianpate4694]

😂hilarious

[@voodoochile4147]

😂 I actually laughed audibly

[@Dee-lp7lo]

Very good description lol

[@itsirrelevant4565]

Damn dude that was an unnecessarily good parallel to draw that I can’t unsee.

[@offensivename11]

Short, stocky guys are the own kind of awkward.

[@Cloudy_Jones]

Brian Pumper is the most unintentionally funniest dude alive. The dance he does in his Timbs will make me laugh no matter what I’m going through 😂

[@davidiihouston6883]

It just cracked me up this minute

[@kingdevoneomusic]

Bro is a interesting character 😂

[@signifiedbsides1129]

Y'all might want to hold those "Free Pumper" comments until the end of the video

[@Jiturra01]

"Ah fuck me.... I just made the whole connection" 😮

[@wombat7961]

He looks like Henry Cavill black superman now i cant unsee it

[@normandy2501]

I just saw that thumbnail and thought about him hopping the fence to a scene he wasn't even supposed to be in. He's the OG fan lol

[@FiIIerguy]

Idgaf free pump

[@nyiem]

@@FiIIerguy weird comment

[@davidfkennedy7816]

Just like in all industries: Pro sex workerand anti sex capitalist. Glad someone else is putting it that way!

[@YouaToys]

That doesn't make sense

[@davidfkennedy7816]

@@YouaToys in simplest terms: porn actors aren’t evil, the people who run porn companies are.

[@YouaToys]

@@davidfkennedy7816 but what is "sex capitalism" ?? Whats the alternative "sex marxism" ? 🤣🤣 Stop just attaching "capitalism" to everything bad to try and make capitalism look bad...

[@davidfkennedy7816]

@@YouaToys “sex capitalism” is the application of capitalism to sex. For instance, the selling of sex for the purposes of a company or group getting profit. In the same way any other capitalist sells the labor of others for profit.

[@postboygokuu6779]

Neither money nor sex work is inherently evil. Even platforms like OnlyFans take a cut, strippers pay commissions, and Bunny Ranch workers give up 50%. Capitalism is a component of sex work and, in some cases, represents the most ethical, safe and mutually beneficial aspects of the industry.

[@cwavygaming6615]

That king dingaling TOOK me out lmao

[@OneMinuteDescriptions-ts4vm]

Yeah we’re never getting the beef video

[@mearllee3511]

Our guy is so distorted 😂

[@dreadthedreads4567]

It’s FD’s Detox album 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@isb3050]

LMFAO JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@zamplify]

The Winds of Winter

[@candlesandcarnage]

Rihanna might drop before that video.

[@yunglynda1326]

he seems like he'd be a character in the boondocks universe😬

[@DorianDavisddd]

Yes exactly. Was gonna say the same

[@rogue-taxidermy_griffin]

OH this was the connection I was trying to make, thank you

[@edgarcardiff7874]

Thugnificent jumpscare

[@GraduateJLN]

“It even got air-holes for the diamonds to breath”😂😂😭😭😭

[@seancrutcher525]

Haha

[@hellsapoppin9326]

Im trained to just expect these vids are getting demonitized and deleted, so I watch these vids the moment they go up

[@signifiedbsides1129]

This one never had a chance

[@bastiancu2365]

You should maybe download them then

[@aaa-gt8by]

Amor ​@@signifiedbsides1129

[@CompletelyBlankPage]

​@signifiedbsides1129 Does KZbin Premium still pay when you're demonetized?

[@memyselfandinobodyfromnowh9087]

@@CompletelyBlankPagethis is a good question 👀

[@Jiturra01]

"Tommy Wiseau of rap".... Those combinations of words gotta be a first

[@othelliusmaximus]

it kinda makes sense tho

[@RachelNHarrison]

I kind of feel like that’s an insult to Tommy Wiseau 😅

[@yuuuhhhh1047]

wouldn't that be viper?

[@Mastabuilda212]

Oh hai Mark

[@TartRobot]

but weirdly correct?

[@MN-vw2lo]

I saw this guy walking down Hollywood Blvd like 15 years ago. I recognized him but didn't want to admit it to anyone I was with

[@MN-vw2lo]

After writing this comment I see the clip at 4:58, he's on Hollywood Blvd wearing the exact same outfit I remember him wearing, and now I'm wondering if this was the same day

[@billbill6094]

It isn't always a good thing to be ahead of your time when there are dark times ahead.

[@shohn757]

Damn.

[@Brazil144hopeful]

Wisdom.

[@seangrey1062]

Daaaammmnn... that's profound af... Only thing is "When" you a Head of your time it just is what it is.. Can't change who you are you just never "Win". .. .. *UNLESS U OUTLAST THE "HATERS" - THAT'S A "WIN" "WHEN" !!!!!! #BARS #FACTS 🤷🏾‍♂ #BARS

[@lilbilliam]

oh my God I know this not a Brian pumper video????

[@jeremybrown9611]

😂😂😂😂

[@signifiedbsides1129]

Yeah no way you were planning something like this

[@KhayaTshabalala]

​@signifiedbsides1129 you tell him F.D 😂😂

[@Jiturra01]

You're still up, William

[@lilbilliam]

@@signifiedbsides1129 I mean I did shout out the Ginger Sisters like 2 months ago 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@bigcue3168]

All that jewelry from the back of the Source magazine!!🤣🤣

[@ralphwiggum1982]

I’m surprised his neck wasn’t grass green by now

[@NauqNauq]

Bruhhhhhhh !!!!! What a time to be alive

[@blastradius7193]

​@@ralphwiggum1982that's why the leaf was growing out his neck? Ohhhh! I get it now!

[@roshango125ab]

I feel like every time you say "corn" or describe his "talents", I'm watching someone do a series a quick time events

[@kevinthomas728]

Wow, that’s spot on 😂

[@EayuProuxm]

I spent my entire life not knowing about this man, now I have to adjust to a universe where for the rest of my life I'll know about this man.

[@jasminehill6312]

I am so sorry!!

[@Robstafarian]

I feel this.

[@crystalkarma2015]

This is the comment that I was hoping for. Thank you for your service❤

[@ASAPJermz]

How can you not know bro existed he was one of the first 🥷 doing all these skits & antics people love to do now 😂

[@reesewingfield3716]

As a new member of your ever growing community and fanbase, I speak for all of us when I say we need that “Worldstar HipHop is a CIA psyop” video asaptually.

[@et_puis]

"he had a funk fetish... Is he in jail?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Apoc6]

Yeah, he wanted women natural and not showered. He is supposed to be out this month if he has not been released from prison.

[@89RealThe]

​@@Apoc6I don't know if being dirty or smelling funky is the same as natural.

[@noregreen5852]

​@@Apoc6 he didn't want them to shower for 2 days that ain't natural that's funky

[@tryme9914]

​@@89RealThe Right 😂

[@tew_329]

Great video, even though I was skeptical to watch it at first, given your chosen subject. But, it got to where I had to see it. Is this guy fucking mentally slow or a genius? He's definitely sick in some way. He will do anything for attention, no holds barred. Also, that arrest looked serious. That's a lot of cops for one dude. Like the vid. Thanx

[@jbliggidy123]

Air holes so the diamonds can breathe had me DYING!!!!!!

[@BreeonaNechole]

I’m not okay 😩😂😂😂

[@jbliggidy123]

@@BreeonaNechole lmmfaoooooooo im STILL laughing at that shit

[@fullweezy3553]

I forget who but somebody back in the 2000s dropped a bar that said something about B Pumper chains in reference to him wearing fake jewelry.

[@jbliggidy123]

@@fullweezy3553 i vaguely remember something similar

[@yoterryv]

@@fullweezy3553joe Budden had a line where he said “they passing the fake off as real like Brian Pumpers jeweler” Joe Budden - The Aftermath

[@Djacedeuce]

0:13 “We’re all covered in oil” is CRAZYYYY considered who you’re covering 😂

[@noahsennott9266]

bro at this point we’re gonna get frank’s album before the beef video 😭😭😭

[@crowing3886]

Now you taking it too far. We all know frank album in the same building rihanna album is 😂

[@OlExtraRegularBass]

Ocean?

[@badboygoodgirl]

patreons already seen it. i think KZbin is holding it up now

[@OceanisInfinite]

@@OlExtraRegularBassI love me some Frank Ocean. 🌊🌊🌊🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾💚💚💚

[@goofvangoober9297]

What beef video

[@ZoeyChilds]

I was NOT AT ALL prepared for the ‘bag dance’ tutorialllahh😩😩😩🤣😅😂

[@selwatchesyt]

It would had did numbers on tiktok 😂

[@GeeMoney843]

he broke it down like he debbie allen

[@amandacamille2336]

It was low key wholesome but also dumb lmao 🤣

[@edwardbucher705]

If bro existed and did his content in 2024 he would be huge. He was way ahead of bis time when it came to troll content entertainment farming he was doing what all these troll content creators are doing now back in 2009-2011

[@brandonbates9259]

This dont have any kind of business being this damn funny🤣🤣

[@TVBjak]

Pumper is so weird that I was ALWAYS ready to see a news story about him being a serial killer.

[@crusty2o662]

That's really funny

[@cypher50]

I could have gone my whole life without learning about a Pumper-Prodigy collab.

[@psychokitty444]

My GOAT fell off so hard. 😭

[@brassknuckle7]

"i dont do songs with ras kass, i do songs with wack ass rappers for fast cash" - sean price

[@Ellemenohpee677]

His song “pump it up” with Drake was fire.

[@BlackHammer0891]

Yeah f-ed my day up

[@MikeWallace-r3x]

They formed a group called PRODD PUMP

[@thouartseraph]

OH ITS THE BAG DANCE DUDE NOOOOOOO

[@natesamadhi33]

do tha pumper dance

[@Ellemenohpee677]

“Some Diddy” is still his best

[@MikeWallace-r3x]

DO THE PUMPER DO THE PUMPER

[@KimathiTheLeopard]

Awesome video. I had many coincidental run-ins with B Pump back in the 2000s when I lived in the SFV region of greater LA. For a brief time he was a member of the now defunct gym (powerhouse fitness in Chatsworth) which coincidentally was also where Dwayne Johnson and Lou Diamond Phillips worked out. Apparently he eventually managed to get kicked out of the gym for approaching women and making them uncomfortable. One odd habit of his was to wear all his costume jewelry to the gym, and then spread it over the bench press, while he himself was working out elsewhere but watching his “jewelry.” Overall he seemed somewhat harmless but also always made it a point to introduce himself as a “performer” to whomever would give him the time of day. Glad I moved out of the LA scene.

[@yabuki4608]

Getting a Brian Pumper vid before the beef video is CRAZY

[@giovannizerbini3119]

absolute madness 😂

[@BHunt-xz9tk]

On gawd

[@thealessi]

This is technically a beef video as well. 😶

[@Statuslock]

Pause

[@lowlowseesee]

lol it’s easier lite work rock with us

[@mimimiyoko1247]

This guy... if you rode the red or purple train in downtown LA, you'd see him, fake chains and all. Gave random girls "Hot Girls Wanted" business cards. No age checking or nothing 🤦🏾‍♀️🤮

[@lilFRaT134]

Yep i seen cuz he is werido

[@TerrenceTrotter]

I meet him in Hollywood he seem like a wirdo too.😂

[@NoRockinMansLand]

@@mimimiyoko1247 how did he get so many chicks then

[@KittTiffanyFilms]

I think it’s ridiculous KZbin got grown men out here saying “corn” and spelling s-e-X. So much for that freedom of speech.

[@KittTiffanyFilms]

@jk6971 actually some of them don’t even know that they don’t have to. They believe that they have to in order to be monetized. Or they do it to be on the safe side. Because while you can curse, if you curse too much or say the wrong curse, words can textually incorrect then you will be demonetized. Also people if they feel like too much. I actually am Content Creator, but I don’t have any favorite Content Creators.

[@nathanbruce1992]

Yeah, even weirder is hearing people say it in real life. Algorithms dictating how we think and speak

[@ravengyal]

​@jk6971 yeah, well they have to eat

[@GratitudeGriot]

Freedom of speech doesn’t mean free from consequences

[@martian25]

“Brian Pumper is like a behelit from Berserk” is not a sentence I thought I would ever hear in my entire life

[@Spades20XX]

Fuck that, this man said he is Andrew Tate + LTG + Akademiks + Johnny Sins 😂 an ungodly fusion

[@primeup6955]

Bad analogy..that doesn't fit

[@WishIWuzKaji]

"His rap feels like parody." It really does, as soon as you played the clip of him rapping I thought this guy seems like a Best Show character.

[@aluminumcurtain]

@@WishIWuzKaji literally in that first clip I was waiting for him to switch up his flow or something and he just kept going 💀

[@kazooka12]

It sounds like one of Cilvanis' Realizing You're In A Trash Rapper's Video series

[@xlxl9440]

Jake Steed says hold my Magnum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youngwork]

Hate to say it but Brian Pumper was a head of his time

[@taylorclark1759]

😂😂😂

[@ralphwiggum1982]

Pump was out here doing onlyfans before it even existed lol

[@aluminumcurtain]

Have you ever thought Brian Pumper is working for me? Edit: Dang nevermind

[@Fezaki]

Lmfao

[@adrianpate4694]

😂that’s diabolical

[@e3e3411]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@Haraldo-l7w]

Brian Bumper is legitimately the unintentionally funniest man ever… So so good. Pumper Dance anyone?

[@linux750]

Kanye took too many pages from Brian Pumper's playbook. 🤣

[@oluchi85]

After seeing the Kanye video, the parallels are too big to ignore

[@harleydaniels6962]

That BAG DANCE SONG WOULDA WENT CRAZY in 2023-24 …….. B was Ahead of His Wild Time ……. Everybody’s doing his wild antics nowadays and winning.

[@kmega215]

Literally the same person

[@tedbundy4373]

A lot of people took his style

[@tedbundy4373]

Brian Pumper owned his own production company so he had haters and those same haters are mimicking his style .

[@RalphBarbagallo]

A video essay / thinkpiece on Brian Pumper was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card.

[@LiTTLeDizZyUriNe]

I was in high school when Brian Pumper was all on the internet and I could've sworn he was being weird as an act. Nope. He was deadass

[@ramirezmanuel117]

Dude looks like a Def jam fight for NY sprite.

[@blommen]

Please don’t taint the memories of my favorite ps2 game ever, thank you

[@ramirezmanuel117]

@@blommen lowkey looks like the method man sprite on thumbnail.

[@psychokitty444]

Bwahahahahaha

[@blommen]

@@ramirezmanuel117 I hate how right you are, this is devastating to my childhood memories

[@demetriuswilliams4090]

Final boss

[@CherDotCom]

At first I thought it was Lloyd Banks then I realized who it was. Then I was confused. And then I was embarrassed that I knew who it was… This was an emotional roller coaster.

[@ishmaelcarter2432]

Low key I always like how he seemed to never care what other ppl think

[@hansolo9585]

I’m willing to bet he’s on the spectrum

[@tor4472]

High-key you'd definitely be one of those people following his social media in 2024

[@Devinn504]

@@hansolo9585 Nah he just doesn’t give a fuck lol

[@NShomebase]

You gotta care a LITTLE bit.

[@gamemeister27]

​@@Devinn504Not giving a fuck is kinda abnormal. To be clear, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but it's normal to care about what other people think. Not caring to the point of not even noticing when you're getting sonned constantly could be indicative of some social disability.

[@Nunnzo]

Gonna get the Bible 2 before we get the Drake vid

[@LaKae444]

I yelped, loudly.

[@reeding.wright]

its out already, theyre calling it "the new testament" tho

[@AudioGAWD]

We about to get The Oracle 3 before the beef vid lol

[@Nunnzo]

@@reeding.wrightwho’s this King James guy I’m hearing about

[@RyomenAyeni225]

That Drake video is now the KZbin equivalent of GTA 6 😭🙏🏿

[@sneakykamon]

18:07 “Did you get some 😸 last night?” is a wild choice of a comeback to being called broke by a random stranger on the street💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@malcolmjohnson1264]

For a sec I thought it was Lloyd Banks. I got excited... for a sec

[@LadysavagexXxX]

Lmao!😂😂

[@senpai_dolph7873]

He wishes😂

[@giovannizerbini3119]

That's wild I thought the same exact thing

[@RapsandRiffs]

That Halloween mixtape was like discovering some one else garbage bag full of candy in the bushes. Suspicious they left it there, but I’m not complaining.

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

I would rather it had been Lloyd Banks fr instead of this Pumper weirdo. 😕

[@keneola]

This dude sounds like the blueprint for Yuno Miles.

[@jeremybrown9611]

😂😂

[@elliothammer9485]

DONT U SAY SHIT ABOUT MY GOAT YUNO MILES

[@BraMoore]

Who?!?

[@keneola]

@@BraMoore You know... Miles 😂. He the gen-z Lil B. He's your least favorite rapper's favorite rapper. His music is to fentanyl addicts, catalytic converter thieves and those dudes who break into places to strip copper wires like trap and drill music was to street dudes.

[@Jackson-bm9mo]

@@BraMoorehe has stated in interviews that his goal is to purposely make the worst rap music for the sake of comedy, truly one of the rappers of all time

[@callhersah]

I was like “😮 But I like Lloyd Banks!” 😂😂😂😂 Completely forgot about his arch nemesis doppelgänger. 🤣

[@Dia_Hunny_Boo]

I’m alllllll the way rolling!😂😂😂

[@Cdr2002]

I completely agree about supporting sex workers but not the sex industry, thanks Fiq

[@Audfile]

What does that even mean

[@ratgator]

@@Audfilesupport people in shitty situations, dont reinforce the shitty situation

[@PanderingSlats]

Yet another game to hate but not the player

[@Davidpostingshid]

Nope, neither. Get a real job

[@deeshotcha2250]

Fig lol

[@politepupper111]

“He was a good looking, well-built dude, even if he was 5 ft 8” (cries a lil bit as a short king at 5ft8 😆)

[@pinkish410]

Literally cackled out loud when he said this

[@geneyounkin6789]

Cheer up! We fit in cars. We can reach things at the store. The world was built for us 5’8” folk! Haters can’t take that away.

[@MikeWallace-r3x]

You got to work w what you got

[@Robstafarian]

Even with the knowledge that I am far from built, finding out that he is my (our) height threw me for a minute.

[@crystalkarma2015]

5'8" women rock though.😊

[@LilPanoramikVieux]

Your tact and vernacular for the subj. matter on the current version of this platform in delivery on top of pop culture references just made me a subscriber. Keep it up big bro 👌🏾✊🏾

[@kezia8027]

"in that DVD era where you had to, you know, rent cor... I don't know" lmaooo it's okay we ain't judging you XD

[@V4Now]

He must have been down bad, I had Internet and a hard drive. I wasn't renting shit!😂

[@fangal12]

Now I picture FD in a trenchcoat, sunglasses and a fedora going into the backroom of a video rental shop to pick up his weekly corn videos🥸

[@swayback7375]

@@fangal12doin the side eye sneakin out the beaded string door in the back.

[@fangal12]

@@swayback7375 😂 with a taped on fake mustache on top of his beard

[@kongming66]

​@@V4Now dawg, you realize we didn't even know about storage options beyond a 8mb floppy disk, right? Let's not even talk about how long those limewire downloads took on dial up, you had to learn about turning notifications off and hope your parents were not expecting an important phone call 🤣

[@snz530]

somehow i entirely missed the existence of brian pumper. im glad i did.

[@undrwtrbsktwvn1110]

The women in his videos were fine af tho 😂

[@ajlomax603]

You missed out. Dude was hilarious

[@tyronebanksjr7708]

​@@ajlomax603 NATURALLY, that pop lock dance😂

[@AP90x]

This dude is hilarious. Dont always go off what some KZbinr says bro

[@applejellypucci]

Different times back then I guess.

[@gemini4lyfe3001]

0:07 dude with the Tekken 2 New Challenger sound fx 😎

[@KingMasynRules]

Only real ones know lol

[@DC11GTR]

“Unholy homunculus of awfulness” That is some god-level, S-Tier, etc wordplay right there…

[@303Whitti]

My brother made a joke in 2015 that the Internet was a mistake and genuinely at this point I'll stand on the notion that the current version of the Internet is doing more long term harm than good

[@TheMariemarie16]

I believe this. The internet has done soooo much good. Working from home jobs, made the gig economy possible, connections with people across the world, faster banking, and unlimited education but despite all of that if I had the chance Id probably end it.

[@HELLO_KORO]

Turning every app into one thing was a mistake, people use to have there own personal websites that had there own functions.

[@frameandi]

@@HELLO_KOROthat part. The consolidation of everything is what ruined the internet.

[@geechisuede98]

Internet is a tool. Many people have used it to elevate themselves. Most use it to maintain their mediocrity.

[@XueYlva]

​@@HELLO_KORO Unpopular, but I recommend you get on NeoCities and SpaceHey. It's a ton of Web 1.0 and Web 2.0 styled websites and a MySpace clone from 2020 that people specifically use for the customization. Something like 850,000+ websites on NeoCities, and barely 1 million users on SpaceHey.

[@l.1586]

If this dude was still around, he'd be irl streaming on Kick and have video essays made about how terrible he is.

[@alazarielanderson5367]

When i see him dance it feels... alien. I've never seen someone "dance" more poorly. Like, the motions his body makes do not seem intuitive to bodies or to movement itself. Also, the Berserk comparison and the fusion of Tate, LTG, Ak and Sins at the end there was quite simply genius. I squealed at both. FD can write the absolute shit out of a script, goddamn.

[@bing6010]

Him rapping = A full minstrel show.

[@czins87]

B Pumper was the first ever to crack eggs on these pros!!! 😂

[@ergottwheels]

This guy is an npc character in GTA.

[@UptownV-hp3uf]

😂😂😂

[@Apoc6]

Def Jam Fight For New York character

[@lilgemini4032]

That was actually cringe simply cause of Pinky Doll the queen of brain rot but yeah

[@joshstaples]

andrew tate, ltg, dj ak, and jonny sins gotta be THE most curse blunt rotation of all time

[@mboone137]

Damn what Johnny Sins do?

[@Fordddyyy]

Nightmare blunt rotation, dream bomb location

[@aa9945]

yea tf sins do?

[@Ošæs]

Old heads be like this generation cooked lol also old heads ignore Brian pumper

[@MrMinkChinchilla]

Old heads Brian Pumper ain't old SMH

[@Ošæs]

@@MrMinkChinchilla he’s old brother jus like Lebron is old

[@Ošæs]

@@MrMinkChinchilla you’re ignoring the fact that old heads like to thing this generation the first to start this antics while ignoring the part their generation played

[@MrMinkChinchilla]

@@Ošæs 39 isn't old I mean the man is playing PRO ball old is like walker wheel chair senior citizen you get discounts on 💩 🛑 with the Willy Lynch mentality

[@pmonbob]

I’m King dingaling. I Spit out my water 😂😂

[@EsaintTv]

😅

[@dopey473]

This dude was doing the whole off beat scam rap shit before it was popular. He's like an evil version of Lil B, innovative in the worst ways possible lmao.

[@TrillBillCapri]

@@dopey473 he was from New York but out in Cali. He used to be a NY style rapper until Lil B came out. He bit The Based God style.

[@nas8326]

Cpl lanes left of Riff Raff

[@tyizzle80]

When I use to live in San Diego I would see him all the time in random places. One time I seen this weird Ninja in this popular swapmeet out there. He was by himself just walking around looking for recruits I think. Everytime I seen him, he was always just walking by himself. Even though he would be considered handsome by any race, the females would alway tense up around him like they knew he was a weirdo.

[@itsRudeGal]

😂😂😂😂 our intuition is a mf

[@Robstafarian]

It makes me feel better, after watching this, to have confirmation that some femme people saw him coming.

[@nathanbruce1992]

I thought you meant an actual ninja lol. Had to double take

[@MCXL1140]

The Tommy weiso of rap is like the meanest thing I've ever heard and then that clip absolutely 100% solidified it immediately after. 10 out of 10. This shit is magic

[@fontenot413]

No only did I not expect new lore to come up about this dude, but I SURE as hell didn't expect it to from you! 🤣🤣 This day just got a whole lot better!

[@remixisthis]

Brian Pumper on Fresh and Fit with the panel of women would be WILD

[@switz6141]

Yall heard it here first, direct from the man himself @5:45 : "I'm not gonna do a porn video on KZbin... that'll be on Nebula."

[@Cnichal]

Which video you think we get first? The “corn” video, or the Tyler Perry one? 😂

[@josephadeola4675]

@signifiedbsides1129 He sounds like he was legitimately on the spectrum. It would explain his lack of ability to read the room and weird mannerisms.

[@grandsome1]

yeah my thoughts exactly.

[@SayuriBlossoms]

so it's not just me....i really think he is UNDIAGNOSED

[@RelearningPeace]

I thought the same

[@Robstafarian]

That was my first thought while watching this video, no disrespect to anyone.

[@matthewevans107]

I’m autistic and thought the same thing. Right at the beginning you can see his eyes going up and around, in a very rapid and persistent fashion. That’s a common mental processing tell. The other behaviours, such as not realising he’s the butt of the joke, would be potential signs.

[@ShinMojoJojo]

The B. Pumper Dance was my shit in college 😂😂😂

[@Browneye475]

The Andy Kaufman of corn is wild work 😂

[@lacy144320]

I saw the headline and I'm like "ain't no way that's who I think it is"😂 why!?!?!

[@EsaintTv]

😅

[@Lycanvenom]

Me watching the 7 hot takes cut from the Drake video seeing you reference this video and remembering that I saw Brian Pumper got EGGED at a bus stop just last week. Brotha said "Who invented the egging shit?" LMAO the response from the dudes that egged him was "YOU DID???"

[@tabobbiburnett6740]

Buddy was definitely on the spectrum

[@nataschavisser573]

Yes, I don't go around diagnosing random people with developmental disorders, but this dude have to be neuro divergent in some way.

[@erikkibler3466]

Sounds like you do

[@dankbabayyyy]

@@erikkibler3466 womp womp

[@grahamdennis737]

i appreciate the low tier god reference so people who don’t have sex could understand what was going on in this video

[@Robstafarian]

Watching during Evo weekend really made that hit.

[@Zaylayah]

He takes himself way to serious like what tf is going on 😂😂😂

[@KOOLBOYSC1]

I always imagined pumper being wat kanye would've ended up being if he wasnt good at rapping 😂😂

[@ayoyo_wololo]

Isn't Kanye into directing corn rather than acting it?

[@ajlomax603]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cesarmadero05]

OH MY GOD

[@ahfimiwonawun]

I hated that for the Fishburnes.

[@John-mf1sz]

Woof 😂

[@andmalt]

Bro dances like his animations are a work in progress

[@sumanoskae]

This guy sounds like a fucking cryptid. Straight up urban legend energy.

[@tedthecommenter5364]

Like Disco Elysium except the Phasmid is a shit rapper

[@cendy70]

​@@tedthecommenter5364 If anything he radiates huge Tequila Sunset energy

[@Owesomasaurus]

I'm not gonna begrudge a creator using Tiktok Euphemisms because they fear the banhamner, but I will forever hold Google et al in contempt for what they've done to language.

[@rebel1612]

Absolutely agree with you on the disintegration of language.

[@grandsome1]

They are unaliving the language.

[@maktata3742]

​@@grandsome1 Good one 😄

[@rogue-taxidermy_griffin]

Fr, seeing it spill out offline is disheartening and strange.

[@DragonFellowship]

​@@rogue-taxidermy_griffinfr

[@vita1ogy.]

B Pumper goin "I know y'all want me to die" and then following it up with "I'm here with my nigga Gilbert" are the two fucking funniest things I've ever heard someone say

[@tiffanywatson8316]

Yes, Brian Pumper is a weirdo and a predator, but I also know he was sexually abused. He's talked about how he first had sex at 7. So, although it's not an excuse, his whole persona definitely seems to be affected by that trauma.

[@voodoochile4147]

That’s so terrible! 😮

[@calyx5678]

​@@r.b.r.b.8713stop strawmanning dude

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Not excusing the actions but makes a lot of sense. It seems like something like that happened, to him to act the way he did.

[@NoName-sp5dp]

That's a majority of them…

[@kiko6217]

Bruh the Brain Pumper era was a fucking fever dream. One of the first lolcaws in the black community. I was a teenager at the time so I found his antics hilarious.

[@bolanola3444]

He would definitely be a lot more famous today. Thats crazy and heartbreaking to say he was AHEAD of his time.

[@BuddyfolksJudah]

Corn aka Pron is what KZbin sells daily however you can't report on real life is wack