The Whitest Music Ever Made

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[@mushroorn]

This music is so white, I put eyelashes on my car.

[@jaidasimone_]

Imma have to chime in and say black women do this as well 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 no more lashes on cars!! Period.

[@nolancho]

Do u know what a joke is? Can u even explain your comment?

[@jaidasimone_]

NolanCho R u addressing me? Do you know women actually put “lash” attachments on their cars...I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain myself bc you’re the only one confused. I am making a joke as well, confused one 🌚

[@visionflows861]

There is a person that works at Wal-Mart near my town that has a red punch buggy with eyelashes, complete with eyeball headlights and fucking MAKE-UP

[@nolancho]

@@jaidasimone_ nope. The original commenter.

[@rasin847]

it feels like something Adult Swim would make

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

I don’t even think they are that nuts

[@rasin847]

@butt lover the preferred term is flopper

[@rasin847]

@butt lover it's ok everyone makes mistakes

[@WilliamBlakeHall]

Adult Swim would be ALL OVER THIS!

[@101Rouge]

Be provocative Be organised

[@peachypanda2844]

"Why is he pointing at the trash can?" They're self aware.

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

💀💀💀

[@DarvosNethven3E]

@john egbert I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

[@DarvosNethven3E]

@john egbert I'm talking about Oblivion bruv.

[@dwarfbunni]

Well played sir

[@sirgianthammer4717]

It’s where they keep the dismembered carcasses of all the local missing children.they just like taunting the public.

[@meatybladeofgrass]

Imagine going to that beach and seeing these people staring at you

[@accelerator1666]

"Hey we need music video extras, dont be shy, you will love our stuff."

[@-CloClo-]

I’d leave

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

I'd run so damn fast

[@emmadobbins694]

I think it's called Florida

[@ashton7282]

“You’re in a powerful nation of opportunities.” ...who’s gonna tell em?

[@colingznetworkplus4618]

What’s wrong with that?

[@CapnLubeHandles]

@@colingznetworkplus4618 oh. oh no.

[@kingknightisbestknight7398]

@@colingznetworkplus4618 it's America

[@Awesomeness785]

@@colingznetworkplus4618 absolutely nothing. I guess people would rather be in communist China with no freedoms whatsoever

[@rsnide1891]

I suffer from sympathetic embarrassment and this actually hurts me.

[@krissyhyrule8509]

Same here as well 😣

[@slomo6305]

I-i understand 😬

[@drperkyreal4686]

Same ;(

[@-CloClo-]

I’m sorry 🙁

[@leftlionlisa3483]

Yeah, the same horrible tingly feeling you get when you watch a cringey minecon video.

[@interesting_tuna]

This channel makes me hate myself in the best ways

[@KrowwJaeger]

I usually hate myself, but this opened up a whole new low bar for the human race at the point where I might start appreciating who I am

[@giyuushusband3149]

I'm not human

[@-CloClo-]

Just be happy that you’re not as hated as the threebeatslide

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

The music is so white, my water became sparkling water

[@tedthekazooman9455]

Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I made my spit into sparkling water. Oh god it hurts

[@srslydoatm9251]

I like your pfp

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

Kono Dio da?

[@autovozo5725]

DIO!

[@autovozo5725]

DIO!

[@marmelaota1703]

When that one girl started twerking I got so confused

[@juliacortez5516]

The extras in the music videos are probably their friends.

[@juliaxiaoa]

These people don’t have friends.

[@huskytzu7709]

Who’d be friends with these psycho looking mfs

[@lilruss15]

no not with someone who knows how to twerk

[@icequeenhr7523]

They might be their cousins but certainly not friends. I don't think their friends would agree to feature in these crappy videos.

[@mrsjfkjr]

Or family

[@gogglespisano24]

YOu missed the best one "It's Summertime". Apparently they kind of gave up their musical dreams and the son opened a locksmith business. The daughter grew up and got gorgeous, though, so good for her

[@namikiyomizu3647]

They posted this on their VEVO a week ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4ebZqSNZdl2ibc

[@doubtful_seer]

@@Roxiemoxin I opted out of there so hard once he started "singing"

[@doubtful_seer]

I typed noped but autocorrect changed it to opted out and sure

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Honestly, good on the son for his locksmith business too. Hope he does well

[@SmexiiWade]

That girl "twerking" is ab to break her back lmfaooo

[@moonman7684]

Hater

[@heyitsjess993]

🤣

[@yungkim5834]

Sister Fister sis who hating 😭

[@nunpho]

@@moonman7684 omg your name

[@LadyBloodyWrists]

@@moonman7684 simp

[@greatclubsandwich5612]

This is the soundtrack to purgatory, not even hell... He'll has higher standards.

[@ombrenightcores4153]

Purgatory’s waiting room music 😂

[@wazzzup2579]

Hell is just pure metal, that's why.

[@oil_official]

This was rejected by hell because it tortured the demons too

[@interesting_tuna]

Wait...a breakthrough...THIS IS MONETIZED!!!!

[@TheDivello]

For how long?XD

[@nO-YoUrE-DuRnK]

The kays cooking of music.

[@driedblueberries6064]

When Pig makes a joke, Elvis is just: 😂🤣😭🇭 🇦 🇭 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦 😭🤣😂

[@bootymuncherwebb7045]

How'd you get the funny text?

[@danielandrews3154]

@@bootymuncherwebb7045magic

[@MsBibblez]

I love the laugh 😂❤️

[@dominicseybert6222]

It’s good to see my boys are still uploading

[@a_bad_gamer0.549]

This is the elevator music to hell.

[@Euc_Jr]

Nahh, more like limbo

[@lepsonical4763]

They must have blew their whole budget getting Cardi B to cameo at 5:39

[@umok8433]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@saucyguy4982]

My Physics teacher 3 years ago back when I was in school put 3 beat slide on and tried to act cool about it

[@--Jorge--]

This is so white my coffee became American

[@Sir_Smigle]

9:26 im starting to think thats not their dad

[@Akira-xm9ck]

Ohno

[@queennothing5216]

I have Aspergers and their level of whiteness offends ME.. I think I died. And this is purgatory.

[@mrs.infamous1713]

Same

[@raheem8086]

Dont u mean aspergatory

[@queennothing5216]

@@raheem8086 ...what? 😂

[@dannydamnmendez]

@@raheem8086 GOT EEEM

[@nelly6016]

The music is so white it buys name brand food

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

Whats name brand

[@amongamingxd]

@@purpledefaultpfp6233 like not off brand

[@zing6]

"It's pretty hot outside, wanna get the water guns, or the ballo-" "where are the leis?" "The what? I just asked if you wanted to-" *i want my leis, jerry*

[@metallicbunny9595]

7:01 I'm surprised they didn't address "safe to drink, no more stink"

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

Do you think this is just an elaborate troll?

[@carr0tkake]

is that call me carson in the thumbnail

[@ValosRR]

Dont do ma boi Carson like that

[@Cleepington.]

@@ValosRR beat me to it

[@mudsludge]

Carson doesn't deserve this slander

[@nolongerswag]

I got a trump 2020 ad on this video lol

[@cryptic_monster4223]

Wow.

[@internettraveler8666]

Same

[@Natalie-kx6vb]

Same and they keep getting weirder

[@dannydamnmendez]

*How fitting*

[@heiroot]

4:45 was the first opportunity to actually hear the band. They are definitely homeschooled kids.

[@EmoBunny69]

Their giving strong Mormon vibes. 🤟🏽🤟🏽

[@_sleeplessnights]

@Bitch-sama and the dad’s the leader

[@aililindberg7449]

This has to be a parody. All of them are paid actors

[@enzorodrigues5173]

There's no way they're actually real

[@MadamFoogie]

I feel bad for that younger guy. He's got that sort of resting happy face which is the hallmark of pretty much every nerd I've seen at the comic book store. Not that I'm one to talk, considering that I work there.

[@MisterGoblin65]

I enjoy both of your channels independently...but together you guys are amazing. Thank you

[@czbrat]

When I read whitest music I thought of Norwegian black metal

[@commandercameron9189]

5:58 not even hoMies with Aspergers be doing this

[@plagiarisedmusic4008]

Agreed

[@BeanBoi920]

Are we going to ignore that they just say "UwU" while they do the harmonics in the first song?

[@bigiron8501]

I was actually waiting for an upload

[@cryptic_monster4223]

Same

[@addyvalencia]

Noooo the newest video got taken down, didn’t even get a chance to see it.

[@sizematters3923]

I got taken down again😢

[@honeyfrog8986]

Love your Chanel dudes!! Y'all are so amazing 👏👏

[@user-qq9rh]

So white it has added rasins

[@mr.robotryan4870]

mom: go play with the neighbors. the neighbors.

[@lilrockettshipp]

The epitome of white at the end of the tunnel

[@breeeezzyyyy]

Lol this is my favorite reaction from the YMS chanel I cannot get enough of people reacting to these folks🤣🤣

[@squelcher44]

damn i remember watching leafy make fun of these people

[@Euc_Jr]

Same

[@smolpenguingoddess]

2:29 age well? it wasnt true from the beginning

[@MechboyMarsuple]

it was more of that title that didnt age well after what happened recently

[@mattiedyess9817]

I look forward to y'alls videos so much. Love it, love hearing y'alls reactions.❤😂

[@cyberwolfe]

Why no more "ALIEN! BACON!" ? That's da best part!

[@nymX_X]

this feels like a giant troll near the end

[@mozmotheferret7913]

I really hope my awkward teenage phase was somewhat normal compared to this. It most likely wasn't, though. 😄

[@HankTank-pf2sx]

Love you guys keep up the good work

[@adriangeremia]

Three Beat Slide remind me of The Beach Boys, not when they were good, but when they realised Summer In Paradise. Ear cancer

[@Tatertottt]

I went into this thinking "I swear if it's that one family Daz reacted to-" And GUESS WHAT

[@donniejefferson9554]

I had completely forgotten about these people. This channel was the best

[@yeeeowwchh]

I saw the title and already knew Pig was gonna be ranting the whole time lmfao

[@mikeholcomb9013]

They’re a happy family, their names are Karen, Kyle, and Connor

[@christianhodge4185]

IT'S ME, CONNOR!

[@hieithefox]

There needs to be a Denis in there

[@bigdumby6915]

They just have that one son who listens to metal and *refuses* to be in any of this

[@wolfgangmozart5252]

Well hello there

[@calico8274]

Hello there

[@dougthedonkey1805]

General kenobi

[@prettypretty7493]

This is my new favourite video of all time

[@jambalayajones6449]

We need an interview with these three

[@yashironene7904]

It sounds like something I would be forced to listen to in 1st grade

[@classykangaroot.v8847]

This music was so white I started walking my cat

[@imallio557]

I haven't seen those guys in like 2 years. why did you bring back these memories whyyyyyyy also u missed the best one it was called summertime or something

[@SmexiiWade]

That's such a Leafy tittle! Love it

[@dougthedonkey1805]

Tittle

[@muddymoisturizer4691]

Please make a weekly podcast pleeeeese

[@morganwalz3938]

Im so glad I got the Lil Dicky ad preroll

[@kennis265]

Yeah that last song felt like incredibly low effort "LCD soundsystem."

[@AlfredSoul]

Three Beat Slide literally sound like they could have been on one of the Pink Guy albums.

[@gskate117]

Man i cant get enough of three beat slide.

[@brandonleu5905]

I went from laughing to cringing to sad then disturbed, what a wild ride.

[@gnewhall4116]

The Eye of the Spider Minecraft parody unironically is so much better then all of these

[@elijahgreen2799]

Going through the old H3 library, I see Not all have forgotten

[@Liam-wn1li]

Plot twist: It’s from another dimension

[@raikupwns243]

This sent me to another plane of existence

[@dalenpotato6617]

I got a fcking energizer add in the middle of the song, and even that sounded god damn better. Imma go gurgle bleaching in my ears.

[@IsakC]

the dances on the beach got me

[@killermoth583]

This video is a fever dream

[@marmelaota1703]

One day it will suddenly start to get real creepy and mysterious and turns out as an video project of some kind. Then Inside a Mind will make a video about it.

[@mousesnow3900]

Honestly, sometimes I get discouraged about making music one day and if I'll be able to make good enough music, but this actually makes me feel a lot better about my skills-

[@_lovedove]

Man I needed this laugh 😂💀

[@Getout634]

I just googled big butt bleach.. Gonna look a lil sus if anyone sees tht in my history. No, it's not a thing.

[@vaporwavemicrowave1381]

I want the hat the guy wore in the laundry music video.

[@avocado3-in-182]

this song is so white that it blew every single seasonings on my food that I am about to eat.

[@SpittinSquirell]

Two words Home Schooled

[@mayor6366]

I looked at the family and the sheer white light burned by eyes out

[@chloecram7297]

You guys need to do a video on the sm6 band

[@cannedgoodness9633]

To be fair, there's a fine line between these musical hooks and some of the ones in pop music

[@Dev36o]

7:35 is a face that onision would make.

[@christianhodge4185]

Didn't Leafy do a video on the guy with the red wig?

[@DestielSnot]

The saxophone solo kinda hits though.

[@sammcburney148]

4:41 oh dear god there's no sense of rhythm or tempo

[@josiahlachance5276]

All the music videos feel like a Rick and Morty skit

[@meap6474]

The music is so white, the pepper I have on my fries became too spicy for me

[@morgo7028]

Bring back bully -2020

[@choccyraspberry5158]

For real though I was homeschooled and that's just one of the things it can do. Not that it's wrong to be yourself but it really can stunt your social skills because you only really interact with your family

[@horsesfake2442]

you ready to rock and roll?

[@jesusriced]

Oh shit i remember that beach boogie. It went semi viral when it came out

[@danlivesey7071]

there's definitely a body in that bin

[@MsDexter551]

for a while i was sure the dad guy is Neil Breen for some reason and everything looked perfectly fine...

[@JJ_0134]

Oh heck I didn’t know Elvis and Bionic had their own channel whaat

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

This feels like lucid fever dream

[@tony214baloney4]

This reminds me of don't hug me I'm scared