The Wildest Excuse You've Used To Get Out Of Sleeping With Someone! | EP 251 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@servingcant]

James is the male version of “if I was a worm would you still love me” 😭

[@Stu161]

"If I accidentally ran down the Prince of Dubai and had a squad of killers after me, would you still love me?"

[@Del_ita259]

Yessss he IS!!! LOL i love it

[@Thelucky23]

“Im handsome!!! Right?! 🥺😢”

[@phenyoyulenda]

😭😭😭😭he literally is

[@TVOE_12]

21 questions -50cent 😂😂😂😂 I love him tho!

[@Del_ita259]

How many times does Fuhad have to tell James that he will go through NO discomfort to save him? Lol this is like the third scenario ive seen where Fuhad throws everyone under the bus and saves himself 🤣

[@drealashe]

Yesss 😂😂

[@Jolie12Fille]

🤣🤣🤣 he'll keep asking until he gets the answer he's looking for

[@willandria6247]

Factssss😂😂😂

[@toughcookie6144]

As the boys say, this SWEEEEETED me 😂😂😂😂😂 James GET THE POINT ALREADY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anastasimankesemokgobu1724]

​@@Jolie12Filleexactly

[@ChckenNugget]

James randomly calling Fuhad Daddy!!! 😂😂😂 he likes to rattle Fuhad

[@thepak7039]

Fuhad called him Bae. By "accident"

[@whitneynohuston]

@@thepak7039 that was funny asf

[@MeiMariie]

😂😂😂I love that shit

[@Sirenema]

‘Any man that asks for your bodycount shouldn’t add to your bodycount’ YES. you men really save the best for last

[@monkeyd.bigdreams5065]

She for the streets👆

[@CircusoftheMoon]

Another one that killed me was “if you didn’t finish, that body doesn’t count.” 💀💀💀

[@MeiMariie]

​@@CircusoftheMoonThat's Big Facts, so by that calculation, a good percentage of women that are out here getting RAILED to high heavens actually have a very low body count

[@danaglass1265]

I am laughing so hard and James German accent “where is he?” Holding onto Fuhad’s finger. After he broke the first one and said where is he again I died and came back to life. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@keithwhite1748]

bro im dying over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but why is man german in dubai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ghorn537]

"Chirps"

[@amberjohnson9880]

I’m in tears…

[@DirtyGlock]

🤣🤣🤣

[@atomickitten4648]

@@keithwhite1748 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@reneerougeaux7046]

SPITTING IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH IS VANILLA!!?! 🤯 I literally gasped out loud and clutched my pearls!!

[@juwairiyahummabdullah]

😭

[@Tiaresa16]

Aye yooo I was SHOOK! Convinced this is a term that means something else 😂

[@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686]

Same! I can't handle that. However, I'm sure there are other things that some aren't into so....

[@danielandree3947]

Nah that’s just gross….. like idk why, when you kiss you swapping spit…. If you’re a female or a guy who does so, and you suck wood usually you taking much worse in your mouth, but there’s just something gross thinking about someone loading up a nasty paahhtouhhh right into your mouth.

[@zai1111]

I don't understand how for me spitting in the mouth is too much but I'll be doing some borderline dangerous kinky shit

[@bl757]

WHERE ARE THE ANIMATORS!? WHERE ARE THE ILLUSTRATOR!? WHERE ARE THE WRITERS!? THESE SCENARIOS MUST COME TO LIFE!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@yolandawilson6619]

Agree!

[@QueerBootlace]

THIS!

[@pudddingpie]

That would elevate this channel to the million subs they want

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

We need em🙌🏾🤣🤣

[@411mysteries]

The artist fucks who watch the episode, read this comment and DONT do it. Will burn in real hell forreals.

[@msstupidcommenter09]

I've binged enough episodes to correctly predict that Fuhad wasn't willing to lose a finger to save James 🤣😂🤣

[@anastasimankesemokgobu1724]

Exactly 😂😂 He is just tired of hurting James's feelings.

[@Baessecretlover]

"You couldn't let me finish so why would I" that was just brutal 😭😭🤣🤣and James's reaction to it the shock that appeared onto his face when it registered to him😭😭

[@puntacanaweddingspecialist]

Just facts, if I give you a job to do and you can't do it why would I go for round two

[@sinesawuti]

@@puntacanaweddingspecialistfacts

[@user-bn1lb8ey9v]

nah i have definitely said that to people before. i don't think it's that bad. me being cheated out of an orgasm is worse 🤷‍♀

[@sweetkiwi99]

“We are racing and you lost!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@kfransissy8101]

Sooo does anyone else see why some women get abused ....u just shit on him

[@xharoldscat]

i feel like if you tried to date James you would be in a competition with Fuhad bc he just loves him so much 💀😭

[@liya222]

The Fuhad is a snitch section is actually the funniest thing I’ve watched 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ricagray92]

Right?! I wish KZbin had an option where we could favorite just a section of a video instead of the whole thing cause that was pure COMEDY😂

[@danaglass1265]

Ver is he? 🔪 🖐️ 😂🤣

[@fadzaimadzingira6914]

I literally cried 😂

[@charlottiecallottie5932]

My anxiety has been really bad today but not even 5 minutes into the video and I'm laughing. Thank you James, thank you Fuhad. My favourite podcast for a reason x

[@raizelcortez3219]

I feel this so much. Any time I’m depressed or anxious, I pull up their videos and watch them and they make me feel better

[@krystalfavors6646]

“Where is he?” FUHAD : “I don’t know” “I will ask you once more “ THE WHOLE SCENARIO🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@deicyiyaloo]

Fuhad has been banned from so many of James’ funerals😹

[@zipzapblipblap]

"Any guy that asks your body count shouldn't add to your body count" is such a good take

[@73starrdiva]

James, PLEEEEEEASE tell me you are somewhere writing ✍🏾 a script for sumthin’ cause BRAHHHH!! Your storytelling is ELITE!

[@callummacey983]

you need a part 2 of craziest excuses for getting out of sleeping with someone cause my friend told a girl he was Catholic

[@Carpathianpixie]

😅😅

[@glock-kay]

😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

No he did not 😭😭🤣🤣

[@mesidye]

😂😂😂😂💀

[@DrAlchem01]

😂😂😂😂

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

Every time without fail I think ‘wtf is wrong with James?’ 😂😂 He takes his scenarios so seriously 😂 holding Fuhads hand interrogating him in a German accent.. it’s too much 😅🤣😅😅 also the amount of times Fuhad hasn’t been allowed to James’s theoretical funeral is hilarious and concerning.

[@lighter9020]

The fact that James held Fuhad's hand the whole time during the snitch segment was so adorable hahaha

[@raynay5432]

Dreams really do come true 💖💖

[@SelaciousCrumb]

Fuhad's delivery of "YUCK!" has wounded me. I had to watch it on repeat to get the giggles out

[@jessicamoatshe4957]

I live for the way James looks at Fuhad after saying a joke and waits for him to laugh😂😂😂

[@Nae9211]

Bro the dynamic between you two is absolutely insane!!!! It’s just pure chemistry. You can’t fake a friendship like this😂😂😂😂😂

[@P-CRUZ]

James: "Yuck. Man's just got pipe and pus, that's it." Fuhad: "YUCK!!"

[@aoneal3723]

I actually gagged

[@olamidedabiri-connell2729]

Should’ve used Manscaped! 😂😂😂

[@kikinatrone]

@@olamidedabiri-connell2729 was thinking they would have slided the ad there. They missed a great opportunity.

[@erebuspanda4653]

As soon as James said that I threw my cosplay fabric down

[@Scorpio_78]

I listen to your podcasts so that I can do other things at the same time but I always end up watching again on KZbin because I have to see James’ actions and role plays 😂

[@amberperez9570]

I watch these episodes while at work and they have me busting a gut laughing. No reason these guys are so funny. My coworkers are constantly telling “I wanna have as much fun as you’re having” little do they know!

[@nalahbaer8290]

Wow great job to have, where you can do this lol

[@latifahamani]

Give them the plug, tell them why you’re so happy 😂🖤

[@esotericleigh]

Don’t gatekeep! Put them on game! It will help James and fuhad ❤

[@chaosandduality931]

This is, hands down, my new favourite podcast. Never fails to leave me in stitches 🤣. Best of luck for the boys 👌 hope the Pod keeps growing

[@pmccray551]

James' facial expression in the CCTV capture ... had me in a belly laugh 😂 The accent... 🤣😂 and poor fingerless Fuhad 🤣😅😂😅 James' mind is beautifully warped 😅🤪🤣😂

[@belindacindi9081]

I swear with this dynamic duo in my life… I’m going to have washboard abs in no time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m kissing crunches goodbye. Cheers to Monday Midsection “Workout”😆

[@AlexanderKellyespn]

I bet james just sits on the couch not even on the phone or watching tv just thinking of these insane scenarios

[@lolacharles517]

Congrats on 500k 🎉 well deserved

[@winkay_]

504K now. It's nuts

[@alleftchaosbehind2745]

James and Fuhad’s made up scenarios are ALWAYS HILARIOUS. James looking into the camera took me out🤣🤣🤣.

[@GothicUndone]

Fuhad & James semi-holding hands during the hypothetical. Was both adorable & hilarious 😂😂 love these two! 💜💜💜

[@springwater3723]

bro its just the vibe and commentary between these two is what makes this thing work if anyone tried to do the same thing it just wouldn't be the same😂💯

[@ThabangLJS]

ive been looking at Fuhads shoes through the reflection on the fridge.😩🔥

[@MrTheSmurf]

"don't reach for my phone il probably put you in a figure-four" 😂😂 fuhad just killed me with that

[@papison6430]

A German commander interrogating Fuhad because James killed a prince from Dubai 😂

[@manzo931]

Don't forget he started it off with, "You do a heinous crime in a communist country"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jus_Melanin]

😂😂😂 a German commander who also uses slang “Fam, I will ask you one more time.”

[@jessicadorothy9532]

To be fair… the “you couldn’t make me finish why would I” is valid 😂😂😂😂

[@kennadamitz2148]

These boys so toxic but they still crack me up

[@chikitiki]

I literally thought it was just me!!! I'm addicted... Like do I need to heal properly or are they just really that sexy-I mean funny😶😂

[@Punklyn86]

So it's not just me...😅

[@shannongraham4246]

The type of toxic masculinity that keeps me coming back for more 😂

[@deannapeterson3615]

The attraction is real!!

[@Sheisbresilva]

James imagination is out of this world, this man has a scenario for EVERYTHING on the SPOT too! 😂😭💀💀💀

[@chelseahargrave7315]

I’ve been checking to many times today for this upload. Y’all are killing me with 4pm uploads, I’ve been up since 5:20am 😂😂

[@ruthgatambu8785]

" she is the love of my life" gets me every time😅😅🤣😅😂

[@esotericleigh]

Same!

[@AS8643]

As an American, the phrase Stop messing about is always one of my favorites!

[@charlierourke7767]

wagwan babe

[@kimberlyfox883]

Wah gwaan babe*

[@taniatheurel6721]

I love how Furah is engaged on the cold bath´s conversation and he actively ask more questions. Thats a man right there!

[@VictoriaDunn-q8b]

Rewatching your collection of laughs and it is so amazing to hear that you were at 5ook only 1.5yr ago and now stand at 1.88m. Congrats on your success, excited to see your growth. Love Love Love!

[@gardenfairy2199]

Absolutely LOVED how good the advice for the fan dilemma was, so healthy 🙌

[@andranettehall9481]

I just love their friendship.

[@dmndlife415]

18:41 woulda been a perfect time to drop the Manscaped plug 🙆🏾‍♂️

[@olamidedabiri-connell2729]

… was literally waiting for it to drop!!! 😂😂😂 …

[@natascha4077]

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

[@destinygill3415]

This was the best episode I have watched in a minute guys. I love that yall are kinda getting back into the old ig dilemmas and what's not.

[@christinakyleloves]

This is the only good thing about Mondays!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@raizelcortez3219]

3:32 exactly. I don’t give excuses. If I don’t want to and I say no, that’s a full sentence. I don’t need to give a reason or excuse or explain why not. Just like I don’t ask for one either. That’s one thing I still try to explain to my fiancé. If he’s ever not in the mood or is too tired after a long day of work or something, he doesn’t need to apologize or explain why or anything. All that matters is he doesn’t want to at the moment, and that’s good enough for me. He doesn’t need me to give a reason and doesn’t get upset and need me to apologize, so I want him to understand that I don’t need him to either

[@cameronjames2805]

I got subtle laughs at the start that just turned into full on giggles at everythiiiing. Dynamic between you two is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ceejayteevee76]

1 minute into the episode and im already almost in tears lol... James strikes again

[@nadinelouidor9277]

Between “Have you heard the news “ and “ on an empty stomach daddy “… I’m floored 😂😂😂

[@pierrepennaneach2963]

"oh i'm gonna choke. say less" "don't spit it out" no pause from either of them had me creasing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@siyastudios7658]

Icl, I follow the podcast on Spotify but I love watching it on YT cause I need to see the facial reactions 😂 it makes my day 😂.

[@christellefrancios2038]

I love how much Fuhad loves and talks about football.

[@Del_ita259]

Fuhad speaks like he is ON the team! Lol

[@christellefrancios2038]

@@Del_ita259 ohhh he’s a stakeholder at this point. He has money on this.

[@whitneydoyle4762]

That’s the second funeral for James that fuhad is not invited to 🤣

[@BOO4EVA]

Cuz every scenario he presents Fuhad leaves him for dead lol

[@LadyAngela678]

💀

[@betheccles582]

Love the section at the end when you both talk about men not asking women their body counts!!!! So important for women to hear that from other men. 👏🏻👏🏻

[@Scorpio_78]

Thank you for your advice for the girl at the end. My situation is different but the my feelings are the same. Thank you for your real talk because without you realising you’ve helped me immensely 😍😍

[@shannongraham4246]

My fav phrases are“the love of my life!” and “I can’t see/hear that!” 😂😂😂 I have to hear those every episode

[@aleciawhite1260]

James be coming up with some situation lord 😂😂😂😂😂 and the story telling and accent got me screaming at work

[@RonStar502]

Y’all the best!! I been binge watching y’all for like 2 weeks now !!!

[@ochsababe]

I swear James these scenarios you come up with are fucking hysterical!! 😂🤣😂🤣. Have me cracking up every episode

[@honey.love9632]

55:11 is the most hilarious moment I have ever had on KZbin! I’ve replayed it 15 times !! That’s hilarious. 😂 😭 “Ver is he?”

[@godsassassin3733]

James’ attention to detail *chef’s kiss*😂😂😂

[@cherylalma388]

James must have been the most entertaining child !! His imagination is so robust.😂😂

[@JoeMc811.]

You’ve just got to love fuhads optimism 😂 2nd place finish uno

[@hananibrahim171]

I just want to hang out with you guys and listen to your laughs it would make my year...😊 loving your work

[@Crystal.the.Cancer]

50:37 “They couldn’t even rip off my nail, I’m screeeeaming!” 🤣😂🤣 Same Fuhad! 🙋🏾‍♀️

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Notification alert had me racing to y'all 🔥🤣happy Monday bafuethu🇿🇦❤

[@bobbybobstar1496]

Simp

[@stephaniesimons-fernandes1349]

That German accent was HILARIOUS!! You guys make my week!!

[@jennifertaylor-wright7694]

I WAS DYINGGGGG AT WORK

[@chelsea3016]

These two always brighten my day. I binge watch them on a daily

[@zmayler8209]

I moved to Taiwan in August. Been missing the UK, so I have been binging these podcasts.

[@divinelotus7777]

Another episode!🙌🏾 I can’t tell you how much I love you all! ❤️

[@arthurmwg6031]

Fuhad! , you're a man of culture, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!! 👊🏾

[@arthurmwg6031]

Also Ten Hag has the highest win percentage of any new manager in the premier league, Mad Ting!

[@sivenkosigubangxa9164]

Where does James think of this shit?! The toothbrush under the nail 🫥😣😖 You both are just GOLDEN!! 😊🥰

[@Insomnia_Central_]

Yeah that shit was wild 😭😭😭😭😊

[@Shanh1876]

The whole Dubai scenario had me in tears!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@kekew1989]

Love y’all so much binge watching the podcast helping me recover from a tonsillectomy

[@servingcant]

Congrats on 500k daddies 🎉

[@16cateyes1]

😂😂😂😂😂 these role plays have me screaming and crying. You guys are great story tellers

[@SyreLikeAFire]

james’s hypothetical friendship test scenarios are killers every time

[@MeccaLegal]

Fuhad gotta stop hurting James' feeling or James is gonna just have to stay out of problems. LMAO

[@kellystigger9318]

James' German voice is so on point, he'd convince you he was. Lol! 😂🤣

[@itorop.4317]

Time stamp ?

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

@@itorop.4317 54 Min mark

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

I work with a lot of orthodox Jewish dons and they all sound like James accent 😂😂😂

[@godspeedhero3671]

Nah, that's that nazi accent lol

[@Lovely-ry9do]

That "german" accent sounds more Russian if anything! 🤣🤣 Germans don't roll the R and they don't do that "chrrr" sound either. Don't know anything about jews, but Germans definitely don't.

[@krzysztofnaskret5306]

Come on boys....I was waiting for this all week...let's the laughter begin🤣🤣🤗🤗 Hope you two keeping well and healthy❤

[@ryanmeakin3126]

Took viagra once. Didn’t kick in til we’d finished and she’d left. I was mad and hard for 3 hours

[@rorisang88]

I'm sorry but that's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ndu3866]

Oh my gawd😂

[@yolandawilson6619]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jedybrown7548]

😂😂😂😂

[@kirbyfalteisek3187]

🤣🤣best comment

[@angiemuffins706]

This is by far the funniest scenario ever😂😂😂😂😂"I'm disorientated"

[@ILoveGeans]

fuhad will never save james he just has to stop, but them and these scenario are freaking hilarious I'm dying of laughter.

[@jamaebarnes4027]

If it helps the science behind it, doing the cold bath as James is doing it triggers the vagus nerve which can calm a person down - something like that can be mirrored from cold showers or rubbing behind your ears

[@ysuelt9116]

Every damn time James says DADDY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MeganCristina465]

"only pipe and pus!?" that took me the fuck out! 🤣🤣 James has me rolling every Monday! 🤣

[@ayzamalik95]

When you sit still in water it creates this “warmth layer” around u so the idea behind keeping in movement or keeping the water in movement is to disrupt that layer and get the maximum effect of the ice bath !

[@reena_sha]

Best duo out here!!! 💯

[@yolandajenkins7466]

On the road to 1Milly! You guys deserve it 100% 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@divinelotus7777]

The liquid IV we’ll make you pee like you’ve never peed before! I don’t recommend before bed Sweets ❤️

[@ogmickeydiamond]

Also all the sugar in it may make it harder TO sleep. 😂

[@MindlessNaee]

I know this video is old but I’m glad people are getting into the liquid IV stuff. It’s been my go to the last few years to eliminate after effects of drinking and also keeping me hydrated when I’m out in scorching heat. Love that stuff!!

[@Extrajourdanary]

I promise you I would be the neighbor watching James get in and out of that tub every morning…he would make the group chat.

[@Carpathianpixie]

😭😭😭

[@dianedavid3052]

Say less…😂😂😂

[@ObeyDaqSwaqq]

Y’all missed the best Segway to the manscaped segment with the ingrown hair braer

[@Insomnia_Central_]

That’s what I was waiting for 😂 but I guess they didn’t want to kill the vibes

[@katiebarnes3576]

Can't wait to finish work to watch eeek.....i need to be able to focus on this one because I can already tell its going to be amazing 😂😂😂

[@linkfain1]

Missed the re-entry and the pain just wakes the tool up like "wait, why are we here?? We should be studying."

[@layannax8506]

the way i can never eat while watching you guys. i was eating cereal during the whole german hostage thing and i couldn’t stop laughing😂