The Witcher: Blood Origin Episode 2 Review: It Just Gets WORSE!!!

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Time for Episode 2 of The Witcher Blood Origin. You couldn't think this show could get worse but crazily somehow it does!!
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@ApexCalibre
@ApexCalibre Жыл бұрын
Henry Cavill dodged a bullet ditching this woke nightmare of an “adaptation”
@M-S_4321
@M-S_4321 Жыл бұрын
Proving a man will quite sensibly save himself and respect a female captains right to go down with her ship.
@tetsuolionheart9611
@tetsuolionheart9611 Жыл бұрын
@@M-S_4321 lol
@frankgunner8967
@frankgunner8967 Жыл бұрын
Dodging a bullet is an understatement with this one.
@Grivehn
@Grivehn Жыл бұрын
To be fair, its not like he would have been in this show.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
@@Grivehn to be even more fair the way things were going I don't think he was expecting to be in his own show that is named after him the farther it went the more he would have been relegated to a secondary character, unless he started dressing in drag and claimed to be a woman.
@batmanuel9669
@batmanuel9669 Жыл бұрын
If you ever wondered what The Witcher would have been like on the CW, now you know.
@joeyellis850
@joeyellis850 Жыл бұрын
Let's not go there! As bad as the CW has been in the last decade or two - the acting, writing and basic box ticking, the casting was never this damn bad!
@Red_Lanterns_Rage
@Red_Lanterns_Rage Жыл бұрын
@@joeyellis850 no, this looks as bad as CW for sure.... CW has never been that good 10 FUKKING YEARS OF YOUNG SUPERMAN.....IN HIGH SCHOOL?! how? how is that even logical? 30 years of goddamn supernatural...well maybe not exactly BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT! the 100....the show where kids kill other kids and child torture on a network meant for family and tweens?? okay....MOVING ON! vampire DIE-aries.....cus they couldn't get TWILIGHT! and it was worse than TWILIGHT! then there was the easy fukking win, green arrow, the flash and initially legends of tomorrow and they botched all the shows even supergirl, black lightining and batwahman and fukk the CW!!!! fukk em in their puckered anus!!! worst network ever for decades and they always lost money!!! naww this is as bad as CW! sorry but CW deserves every little tiny bit of hate they ever got from the start to the end of time! worst network ever!
@joeyellis850
@joeyellis850 Жыл бұрын
@@Red_Lanterns_Rage To be clear: everything your saying is correct. But nothing your saying is about the casting! The CW people at least somewhat "resemble" the characters they are supposed to be portraying. That's all I meant.
@thanqualthehighseer
@thanqualthehighseer Жыл бұрын
that hurts. that really hurt's
@Red_Lanterns_Rage
@Red_Lanterns_Rage Жыл бұрын
@@joeyellis850 without story nothing matters.... we learned this shit in the 90's with the movies MK and Street fighter... MK most of the cast looked NOITHING LIKE the games and Street Fighter the cast looked a lot like the games, MK got closer to the source material even if it was PG-13 and Street Fighter was a farce at best which was the better movie? both did kinda bad but MK was more of a hit than SF an yet there's been more street fighter adaptations for some reason...odd that one it really came down to Midway got kinda burned and stopped and Capcom got paid big money and kept trying for better lol they had the cast who looked alike but hired utter morons to write the stuff....it's still a CW problem....still worst network ever...
@braddl9442
@braddl9442 Жыл бұрын
Now we know why henry left. Holy crap
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 Жыл бұрын
Are you saying he didn't want to be on 2 consecutive shithouse shows?
@GermoDante
@GermoDante Жыл бұрын
Every show, every single one has to be like this. They want you atomized, emasculated and subservient.
@rcrawford42
@rcrawford42 Жыл бұрын
When they say "no escape", they mean it.
@aahzmandiaz2767
@aahzmandiaz2767 Жыл бұрын
If men walking away in society is their final goal, they do succeed. Many men do no longer care, only doing their own things now.
@theatomicpunkkid
@theatomicpunkkid Жыл бұрын
This is just new_show.exe. all they really did was rename the file and Sprite swap.
@CaptanF0rever
@CaptanF0rever Жыл бұрын
Ironically, I think this will create and motivate a group far worse than any militia, fascist, or racist group. Polarization works both ways and an opposition group will be equally radicalized.
@mr.F.Castle
@mr.F.Castle Жыл бұрын
They probably have rules how each character should be at least one Mary Sue and so on. They think that makes it diverse.
@MrSnudger
@MrSnudger Жыл бұрын
If two men kiss with no-one watching, are they truly Gay...?
@justmeok2
@justmeok2 Жыл бұрын
Its called cruising in the woods
@gagalover2k10
@gagalover2k10 Жыл бұрын
Gay man here, I’m so over the “ahmagerd we got da gays to do some kissyhankyspankypoos look how stunning and brave we are let’s just make everything gay and representation ahmagerd slay kween!” in these shows and movies. I’m ready to watch compelling and likeable characters with well written stories and plots again.
@rogue_of_the_winds1286
@rogue_of_the_winds1286 Жыл бұрын
Not gay enough. More. MOAR!!!
@dansolberg3916
@dansolberg3916 Жыл бұрын
Ice T said it best " i got news for ya , your gay " lol
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
@@gagalover2k10 God Bless you, may you find a Chad that loves you forever and bangs you like a man with Parkinson's holding a hammer! 😏👍
@ProjectMerljn
@ProjectMerljn Жыл бұрын
LMAO " why lord have you forsaken me" ... this man's suffering lol
@Cybeldar
@Cybeldar Жыл бұрын
At some point we have to stop feeling bad for Michelle Yeoh. She read this script before agreeing to the role. She knows what she's signing up for.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
Just like the Asian actor that signed up to be spike in the cowboy Bebop Netflix show, he can say whatever the hell he want he knew what he was getting into from day one so if his career is s*** now and he couldn't even get a job for a commercial for dog food he's got nobody to blame but himself.
@iemzaf
@iemzaf Жыл бұрын
After the showrunners pathetic attempt at trying to "attack" Cavill for not wanting to take off his shirt for them (they're women btw), and then watching you review that unnecessary gei bath scene from this show, I now legit think that the cat ladies behind the scenes are just a bunch of "they too" predators, hiring and abusing soy men because *they* are now at the top of the food chain. Thank goodness Cavill was just too chad for them, but still scary to think about what would happen to him if he didn't quit.
@onepunchbud1472
@onepunchbud1472 Жыл бұрын
I fully agree. These body positive, lonely cat ladies tried to see good looking men to undress in front of them. Would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
@whatisahandle_69
@whatisahandle_69 Жыл бұрын
You're both loonies
@bwhere45
@bwhere45 Жыл бұрын
@@onepunchbud1472it’s the same in every marvel movie as well. Happened twice to Chris Hemsworth after he explicitly said he didn’t want to. Literally damn near every male character has a scene with their shirt off, but god forbid a women has to go on a diet for a superhero role.
@Bilbobaggins82242
@Bilbobaggins82242 Жыл бұрын
this soo much!
@desertbluffs7113
@desertbluffs7113 Жыл бұрын
Az this obsession with horrible SJW shows can’t be healthy mate😂
@ekij133
@ekij133 Жыл бұрын
I suspect Az would love to review something decent, if only there was something decent to review.
@MiraSubieGirl
@MiraSubieGirl Жыл бұрын
I smoke 2 packs a day. And I feel like watching one Episode of this per day is more dangerous.
@Elkerlyc
@Elkerlyc Жыл бұрын
It is very, very entertaining to watch/listen though.
@Grivehn
@Grivehn Жыл бұрын
@@ekij133 There are some decent or at least half-decent shows. He is doing the worst of the worst for a reason. :D
@a.cobbaut9711
@a.cobbaut9711 Жыл бұрын
@@ekij133 plenty of great series being pumped out at the moment! The patient is the best series Steve Carell ever did, proving there is a great actor hidden inside him.
@CardboredCollector
@CardboredCollector Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t involved in the first time two men kissed in the show.
@fullstackweebdev
@fullstackweebdev Жыл бұрын
Jennifer Lawrence was the first gay man to kiss on the big screen, alongside Jennifer Lawrence
@bwhere45
@bwhere45 Жыл бұрын
@@fullstackweebdevshe’s truly a hero to gay men everywhere.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
The HungHer Gays! 😏😈👍
@lostsignal4359
@lostsignal4359 Жыл бұрын
Jennifer Lawrence first wahmen lesbian kiss a lesbian man 😂
@Unknown.NotRegistered
@Unknown.NotRegistered Жыл бұрын
I have long since abandoned the wishful thinking that just because its absolutely horrible it would ever get better because "it can't get worse" as it often does in fact get worse.
@enalb5085
@enalb5085 Жыл бұрын
story of my life
@CuriousGeorgio59
@CuriousGeorgio59 Жыл бұрын
You’d think Lauren Hissrich is trying to get fired with how rapidly she’s trying to destroy this amazing source material.
@enalb5085
@enalb5085 Жыл бұрын
she's doing what she's told
@jackmars931
@jackmars931 Жыл бұрын
Destroying the source material is how you succeed in Hollywood these days, as long as that source material is made by, features, or enjoyed by straight white males. It's all quite deliberate.
@ethansnyder3401
@ethansnyder3401 Жыл бұрын
Jennifer Salke is flicking the bean watching this, thinking about how many millions of daddy Bezos money she needs to make it rain on Hissrich to get her on ROP
@Sheoloch
@Sheoloch Жыл бұрын
@@enalb5085 She is running the show.
@migcasas1
@migcasas1 Жыл бұрын
@@Sheoloch maybe a bit of both..running the show while her strings are being pulled by the woke execs
@CujoHyer
@CujoHyer Жыл бұрын
"What is this casting?!" Az. It's deliberate. It's not attrocious, because that suggests it was a bad choice. No. This is all deliberate. It's evil. These are shows made by actual living demons.
@Avrelivs_Gold
@Avrelivs_Gold Жыл бұрын
destroying old values is clearly another part of the big plan
@Tangarisu
@Tangarisu Жыл бұрын
The goal is desecration
@Kal_g
@Kal_g Жыл бұрын
The folks at Netflix aren't sending their best.
@shawncarter7188
@shawncarter7188 Жыл бұрын
Oh yes they are. That's the problem lol
@aahzmandiaz2767
@aahzmandiaz2767 Жыл бұрын
There are no others left.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
The people running Netflix is pretty much not only told people that you're not even allowed to share a password in the house without paying them money and have now double confirmed that starting in 2023 they will somehow find a restrictive way to make only the person in the household that has an account be able to use that one account per person so no one else will be able to access that account somehow they don't have a best anymore, cuz they're making greedy dumbass decisions right after greedy dumbass decision and pretty soon the thing that made Netflix the legendary platform it became his slowly going the way of the dinosaur.
@garym6315
@garym6315 Жыл бұрын
I said the same thing about the Rings of Power Elves. Modern day hairstyles modern day inclusivity, modern day attitude, and slightly pointed ears. They seem to take these totally unique creations and their way if bringing them up to date is to lose everything that made it unique to begin with. Same with Star Trek, same with Doctor Who.
@matronmalice9867
@matronmalice9867 Жыл бұрын
They're all part of a hivemind.
@bwhere45
@bwhere45 Жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when people have to self-insert or they can’t relate. Absolutely zero empathy from these incompetent psychos.
@cheeseburgersuperior1874
@cheeseburgersuperior1874 Жыл бұрын
ONLY ONE enemy guard soldier uses a shield and got killed because he uses it wrong. The "heroes" are wanted in the whole continent and posters are all over the places, they never bothered to wear any disguises. Waw, just. Waw.
@michaelmarino1420
@michaelmarino1420 Жыл бұрын
This is the first episode in Witcher where dudes kiss and features a female dwarf and an elf using sign language….all played by Jennifer Lawrence.
@Thebigbad1013
@Thebigbad1013 Жыл бұрын
The disrespect for the books and the games is insane.
@proudsaiyanprince2651
@proudsaiyanprince2651 Жыл бұрын
Not disrespect. They hold European stories in direct contempt and wish yo destroy it
@spooky1234561
@spooky1234561 Жыл бұрын
Henry Cavill should write and act in his own Witcher series. It would be awesome !!!!
@Minecraft-gw1jv
@Minecraft-gw1jv Жыл бұрын
He would be sued, 100%… Not Smart but I get exactly what you are saying! He just don’t own the rights. He could do a Fan Fiction, but he could never make money from it. He would have to give it away for free.
@DogLeroy
@DogLeroy Жыл бұрын
Witcher is supposed to be about fighting badass monsters, right? Just make the series like that.
@Blazedloco
@Blazedloco Жыл бұрын
He is doing the lords work with Warhammer
@spaceman2517
@spaceman2517 Жыл бұрын
@@Minecraft-gw1jv CD projekt should do an live adaptation series with him as Geralt rhe have the rights right?
@Minecraft-gw1jv
@Minecraft-gw1jv Жыл бұрын
@@spaceman2517 ( I’m not a Contract Attorney but have had Multiple Professional Contracts/ NILs) If there isn’t a clause his contract that would prevent him from engaging in acting as the Character, then I believe he could.. But that’s a big IF. Usually they put those type of things in there just to cover bases. Also, you’d run into problems with Funding as you can’t raise any money for it (Run Ads, Sell it, ask for Funding) or it WILL open you up for lawsuits and that is a bigger Problem..So basically maybe he could do it, but he would have to fund it out of his own pocket and then give it away for free which is insane… So Warhammer 40,000 is the perfect move for him. 🤝 Can’t wait to see what he does with it. I’ve never even knew about it until after he left the Show… I’ve looked into it and I’m pretty excited about it… The Witcher is DOA.. The Woke Cancer has taken over like the rest of these IPs that are currently self destructing… The only thing we can do is create New IPs and gate keep like Todd McFarland is doing with “Spawn”. Plenty of Offers were made and he turned them all down… Never Sell to these Franchises Butchers…
@thatpatrickguy3446
@thatpatrickguy3446 Жыл бұрын
Lenny Henry: How to Destroy a Career in Two Shows. I see that as a future documentary.
@35k31-t4q
@35k31-t4q Жыл бұрын
I am SOOOO F***ING HAPPY I swore not to watch this abomination. I almost got swayed by my sister and HC but now I know my decision was right. Notflix completely F'd this up and I am happy not to have been tortured by this after reading the books so many times.
@helloconga
@helloconga Жыл бұрын
lol I’m Asian … very proud of it and the first thing I noticed was that one random elf king Midir or whatever that was some Asian dude that made no sense. It doesn’t help me identify with the character, all it does is break immersion and lore. There isn’t even any elves in my culture or folklore at all like why force it into a fantasy series I love?? Something no one wanted including myself.
@npcimknot958
@npcimknot958 Жыл бұрын
If they just made this original this wouldn’t be an issue. I’m asian too n this force diversity is cringe
@Sahil-pc2kr
@Sahil-pc2kr Жыл бұрын
“Mr Bean’s soy-based brother!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@prunabluepepper
@prunabluepepper Жыл бұрын
Lololol, I just heard az say it when I read your comment. What a suck burn that was 😂🤣😂🥳😂🥳
@jaymea8907
@jaymea8907 Жыл бұрын
Just came upon that part too and I Am absolutely in tears
@matejbosela9093
@matejbosela9093 Жыл бұрын
its Batwoman all over. Bring the popcorn, I repeat, BRING THE POPCORN!
@ItsaKindOfMagic86
@ItsaKindOfMagic86 Жыл бұрын
🍿
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
Well I don't know if even this show is stupid enough to reach the blood of murdered feminism will grow a flower that bestows eternal life only to women levels of woke stupid writing just yet, wait till season 2. 😏😈👍
@chriswood1054
@chriswood1054 Жыл бұрын
9:55 ... AZ !! That's IT !!! That's what I couldn't put my finger on. One thing however.... those History Channel "re-enactments " have MUCH BETTER ACTORS!!! .....(and plot.... and writing... and integrity)
@finncess4104
@finncess4104 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for suffering through this so we don't have to. Truly taking one for the team
@RunnerBlade1911
@RunnerBlade1911 Жыл бұрын
Me: I wanna experience the Witcher series. Mom: You can experience the Witcher series at home. Witcher series at home:
@AmiRa-wj9jt
@AmiRa-wj9jt Жыл бұрын
I'm from Poland, I appreciate your dedication and the pain you feel watching this sh*t. Thank you for caring and playing The Witcher so you learned what needs to be here defended. I bow low and timidly ask for more.
@robinmoore7202
@robinmoore7202 Жыл бұрын
“Stringy piece of snot” is going to be my go-to insult. 😂 Watch your blood pressure, Az!
@Jeff-cn9up
@Jeff-cn9up Жыл бұрын
"The casting is f-ing atrocious!" Truer words have never been said! (That's suppossed to be Eredin and Avallac'h? Lolol!)
@Anti_Woke
@Anti_Woke Жыл бұрын
2022 was a tremendous year for 'Sir' Lenny Henry: Two projects released -> "Lord of The Rings: Mary-Sue Power" (Metacritic 2.5/10) AND "Witcher: Blood Libel" (0.5/10) As far as I've checked (not much) he's the only person to have committed both atrocities. He has said how 'proud' he is to be able to contribute to the destruction of Western literature and civilisation.
@ernestomendez7419
@ernestomendez7419 Жыл бұрын
Well deserved. He worked really hard to rise to such heights.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
Is it a shock Evil is proud to corrupt and destroy! 😡🙄🤦‍♂️😔
@Anti_Woke
@Anti_Woke Жыл бұрын
@@ZION73082 No shock, he was a central part of the 'red wedge' anti-social communist entertainers last century.
@Gr_ywind
@Gr_ywind Жыл бұрын
If you think this was bad, wait for the end of the last episode, you'll have an aneurysm. 🤣
@georgebrice8329
@georgebrice8329 Жыл бұрын
You think it be worse than the She-Hulk finale
@theatomicpunkkid
@theatomicpunkkid Жыл бұрын
They do like to pull out all the stops on the last episode lately.
@MrClockw3rk
@MrClockw3rk Жыл бұрын
DO NOT WATCH IT. Netflix is watching these engagement metrics. If enough people watch even out of curiosity, they will continue to make these.
@theatomicpunkkid
@theatomicpunkkid Жыл бұрын
Oh it's bad really, really, bad. As you might say a pallet cleanser I'm now watching Johnny sokko. Edit I only saw a review, but I have seen quite enough.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
So Blood Origin then... 😏😈👍
@lilericsilva
@lilericsilva Жыл бұрын
They made eredin gay when he was gonna impregnate Ciri in the books against her will. They really know how to read the books.
@willharper1326
@willharper1326 Жыл бұрын
Lauren Hissrich should do prison time for this. Eriden, the scariest, most mysterious character. Reduced to this. This is a sin against story in general.
@therogueprince3790
@therogueprince3790 Жыл бұрын
Farewell Az, your sacrifice will always be remembered.
@Blazedloco
@Blazedloco Жыл бұрын
this is how to avoid giving netflix money
@sith_cake
@sith_cake Жыл бұрын
If there was any doubt why Henry left, on top of the disrespect for Geralt. The portrayal of Eradin and Avallac'h just blew away any doubts left. Honestly...
@davidbredeson5783
@davidbredeson5783 Жыл бұрын
at this point, the only thing that would really stun me is seeing a witcher fight monsters
@cleo_girl
@cleo_girl Жыл бұрын
The hallucinating fog was done in Blood of Zeus anime, while the characters were descending to Hades. TWN people rip off other Netflix shows too!
@oRnch199
@oRnch199 Жыл бұрын
How do people watch these shows without cringing into another dimension?
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
Because the dumbasses that are watching this s*** are the type of people that suck everybody's wee wee on social media political groups and think well I'm making the world a better place and one of these days people will bow down and kiss my big ass because I made the world a better place by supporting this BS.
@marywinchester1322
@marywinchester1322 Жыл бұрын
We get more CHADS in anime then we do in a live action adaptation of (Insert favorite comic book, novel or video game here)....😮‍💨
@vortex_1336
@vortex_1336 Жыл бұрын
Wait...so the dwarf girl just went into a brothel and murdered everyone? And she's supposed to be a hero?
@Perktube1
@Perktube1 Жыл бұрын
Henry Cavill: Yessir, Inquisitor, this show right here…
@fionnaitsradag5152
@fionnaitsradag5152 Жыл бұрын
"Soy based entities."🤣
@flexaspriklepem1689
@flexaspriklepem1689 Жыл бұрын
Wokecher: The origin of the first kiss between two men.
@Ghost_of_Tez1999
@Ghost_of_Tez1999 Жыл бұрын
Az doing an episode 2!!!!? And so close to the firsts review? What a great holiday gift!
@SOUL-KING-93
@SOUL-KING-93 Жыл бұрын
This show is Rings of Power's drunk abusive dad.
@manicpixiefangirl4189
@manicpixiefangirl4189 Жыл бұрын
Ah, a classic AZ meltdown to ring out the end of the year. Makes you all warm and fuzzy inside!
@vladimirpetroski7089
@vladimirpetroski7089 Жыл бұрын
I felt the same about the elves in Rangs of Puwer, just humans with pointy ears
@bert1219
@bert1219 Жыл бұрын
how dare they make resident evil tv series looks like a master piece
@vonpredator
@vonpredator Жыл бұрын
So What I hear you saying Az.. is that this show is stunning and brave?
@AuthoritativeNewsNetwork
@AuthoritativeNewsNetwork Жыл бұрын
"Look just because I did a few war crimes here and there, maybe a genocide or two. Does not mean I'm a bad person."
@cormoran2303
@cormoran2303 Жыл бұрын
6:56 "Where's the back door?" Az you magnificent bugger.
@mister-x2
@mister-x2 Жыл бұрын
When I saw the actor they cast as Avallach I cringed into a fetal position. And then Eredin has gay adventures with some random elf POC. Call me conspiratorial, but it does feel like they're intentionally messing with characters from the game, on purpose, as some kind of a flex.
@MaximumWarp2099
@MaximumWarp2099 Жыл бұрын
I loved how the dog man and the lark were both immediately found by their family members on an island in the middle of nowhere.
@mr.shin.5138
@mr.shin.5138 Жыл бұрын
Elven gps.
@toml8142
@toml8142 Жыл бұрын
But all the signs were their, this should have been a masterpiece. The announcements, the fan attacks, even down to the casting of Lenny Henry
@johannbezuidenhout2976
@johannbezuidenhout2976 Жыл бұрын
Funny how it's always the the same 5 or so people hired for these shit shows.
@fullstackweebdev
@fullstackweebdev Жыл бұрын
Lenny Henry is my favourite hypocritical racist
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
@@marcogenovesi8570 I mean to be honest it feels like this cast came out of a warehouse, stock, boring and easily dispensable, I swear I can imagine the casting director going to some giant Warehouse like the clones from resident evil all just attached by claws to their heads on a conveyor belt and say Give me one black one lesbian one gay man 3 or 4 beta males And about 30 Mary Sue's that can accomplish anything with little to no effort, Their! casting done I have enough time for lunch. 😏🙄🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
@greggeiger7532
@greggeiger7532 Жыл бұрын
We all know that after a long day of monster hunting it’s nice to come home to a home cooked meal, a back rub, and some hot dude on dude action 😂
@attilamarics3374
@attilamarics3374 Жыл бұрын
I remember the days when me and my buds were thinking about what show should we watch, and the first criteria was always "what show has kissing men in it?" or "how many women in the show thats better in every way than men". Good old times.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 Жыл бұрын
Hate to be the one I have to tell you guys this but the only demographic anyone in Hollywood or media right now gives a s*** about is the 18 to 25 demographic that's why it's so hard to get an r-rated movie even made anymore, and pretty much most of the men in the 18 to 25 demographic if they're not gay they're beta males that stand behind their girlfriends and know that their girlfriends will put them on pussy lockdown unless they keep their mouth shut and stand there and agree with whatever woke nonsense all of her girlfriends told her to sign up on social media, And if you think I'm lying it was recently established that Captain Picard himself Patrick Stewart said that when he looked at the script for season 1 of Picard he did not like the cussing and a lot of different directions that they went with the show and then his stupid-ass wife walked over to him and started showing a bunch of propaganda BS videos off of social media, and all the injustice crap that's wrong with the world and how it's changing and racism and sexism and all that crap and convinced him to do whatever the writers asked, so you want to know why Captain Picard sucks now it's his dumbass wife.
@nitronorman1491
@nitronorman1491 Жыл бұрын
I had to go and watch Record of Lodoss wars to reset my brain, and I only watched snippets of this show. That was produced in the 1990s and it defined the fantasy genre. Never watch something designed to destroy.
@westerncivilization
@westerncivilization Жыл бұрын
God bless your noble work.
@astralchain9611
@astralchain9611 Жыл бұрын
Keep 'em coming AZ!, can't stop laughing.
@eddstarr2185
@eddstarr2185 Жыл бұрын
Cheers Az! Here's to a better 2023 -for Everyone!
@HeelvsBabyface
@HeelvsBabyface Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, dude.
@justacutie.
@justacutie. Жыл бұрын
24:29 she woke up and choose violence 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a stunning and brave moment
@enalb5085
@enalb5085 Жыл бұрын
i swear i learn new bri'ish words every video this video: SNOG
@TheEldritchGod
@TheEldritchGod Жыл бұрын
"Lets get going. Lord, why have you forsaken me?" Hell of an opening, Az
@aw9307
@aw9307 Жыл бұрын
But the show sends “the MESSAGE.” Therefore 10/10
@bogdanlupu3679
@bogdanlupu3679 Жыл бұрын
It has no sense to send a message if nobody's going to listen it EVARRR.
@gregorde
@gregorde Жыл бұрын
Where is Jayne? You shouldn’t have to suffer alone. We miss her laughter.
@simonwest6002
@simonwest6002 Жыл бұрын
Henry must feel so vindicated because if the people were as good and in love with the material this show wouldnt suck this bad
@torsten89
@torsten89 Жыл бұрын
Damn, I lost that bet. I was certain Eredin would have been casted as a women and be the most misunderstood bestest villain EVAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
@bwhere45
@bwhere45 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, making him a twink is arguably just as bad.
@tonyng9
@tonyng9 Жыл бұрын
How dare you assume Eredin's gender!
@torsten89
@torsten89 Жыл бұрын
@@bwhere45 true
@georgegrosu9223
@georgegrosu9223 Жыл бұрын
You're gonna love episode 4 for sure :))) Thank you Az, I feel for you man...
@NewWorldOrgone
@NewWorldOrgone Жыл бұрын
By Ep 8, I hope AZ is crying, mumbling, and rolling on the ground. I mean, have a good new year!
@bz6046
@bz6046 Жыл бұрын
Luckily there is only 4 episodes and they all suck.
@Weirdaman
@Weirdaman Жыл бұрын
This brings the memories of the descent into madness with Batwoman S1.
@agentsmithmememe
@agentsmithmememe Жыл бұрын
How to turn a badass character like Avallac'h into a simp, just write him into the Witcher BO
@gameofjones4644
@gameofjones4644 Жыл бұрын
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.. ...so Az is watching the telly again.
@jeskaaable
@jeskaaable Жыл бұрын
"This is absolutely outrageous ! Two men kissing ?? What's next ?? A woman who is allowed to vote ? A black man drinking in a white-only water fountain ?? Non-segregated schools ? We must stop this outlandish idea !" The writers are living in the colonial era apparently.
@bquirky23
@bquirky23 Жыл бұрын
did you notice how the trapdoor the dwarf escaped from was locked hahaha ... makes absolutely no sence as he was the only one in the room
@hvhs01
@hvhs01 Жыл бұрын
Az is the hero we need right now.
@AndersonClips
@AndersonClips Жыл бұрын
this show is so stunning and brave.
@ClassicMagicMan
@ClassicMagicMan Жыл бұрын
I love watching Az's reactions. Stay sane, brother.
@Kernwadi
@Kernwadi Жыл бұрын
"This shit makes me wanna vomit." -Bilbo Baggins
@LuigiL75
@LuigiL75 Жыл бұрын
I know that watching and reviewing “shows” like this one but…to SUFFER like this is just inhumane
@tgitm
@tgitm Жыл бұрын
Nice to see you enjoying another Netflix offering there Az.
@Gozokukolat
@Gozokukolat Жыл бұрын
7:47 See this is the 'Witcher' universe! They all said Geralts catch phrase!
@marychocolatefairy
@marychocolatefairy Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you cleared that up, about every human-looking character being an elf, because I was confused, lol. I kept forgetting the bestest evarrr black woman was an elf because her long hair covered her ears.
@ZLeonheart
@ZLeonheart Жыл бұрын
This feels like the showrunner's last ditch effort to shit on the franchise, throwing everything they could while they still can because the know they wont be able to anymore in the near future
@eleander7891
@eleander7891 Жыл бұрын
I've tried to understand what the hell is going on based on Az's sacrifice but after 4th hole in show's logic my friend reminded me that using logic is racist and not progressive so I stopped. Thank you Az you saved a few hours from my life with your sacrifice and I wont forget it. Hope you'll survive 2 more ;)
@Kernwadi
@Kernwadi Жыл бұрын
"Hmm..." -Geralt of Rivia
@JimmyFoxhound
@JimmyFoxhound Жыл бұрын
Love all you do, Az!!! Thanks for suffering through another modern day piece of "entertainment" trash for us! Your reviews are so fun! 🤣🤣
@AkosKovacs.Author.Musician
@AkosKovacs.Author.Musician Жыл бұрын
I wonder if they include the dwarven genocide the elves committed when they came to inhabit the same realm.
@Dryde85
@Dryde85 Жыл бұрын
I love how you use rings of power vernacular for this.
@zebedie2
@zebedie2 Жыл бұрын
A dwarven women? this must be the first time we've seen one of those in any tv series ever. This must be ground breaking. I'm wondering if they'll hire Dawn French just so that we can see a fight scene with Lenny
@anianoenrique2115
@anianoenrique2115 Жыл бұрын
Dawn French ? Oh, a widescreen release, you mean ?
@Adamwofford
@Adamwofford Жыл бұрын
The elves are not the original race of that world. It's the halfings and dwarfs. The humans and elves came from the conjunction of the spheres. Yes, there are thousands of years apart with the monsters, and the vampires came before the elves,
@genmaicha.lapsang
@genmaicha.lapsang Жыл бұрын
That is in the books too. But as Cavil and others have noted these writers don't care about the source material. Which is really sad.
@Adamwofford
@Adamwofford Жыл бұрын
@@genmaicha.lapsang yeah, that fucking sucks, we could have a really good series, but no, let's put bullshit in it
@genmaicha.lapsang
@genmaicha.lapsang Жыл бұрын
@@Adamwofford Yeah...This could have been a great show but it just isn't. It's also sad because the books deal with some pretty complicated themes and ideas. The hypocrisy of people in power, cyclical view of time, what is medieval Europe without Christianity, the dichotomy between intentions vs evil acts. Great stuff...just not done in the show...the games do a better job.
@wolfbane7497
@wolfbane7497 Жыл бұрын
AZ please get jaye to review this with this because your going mad your fallen to madness again
@thedailyunbreaded317
@thedailyunbreaded317 Жыл бұрын
Piss off!
@AysarAburrub
@AysarAburrub Жыл бұрын
when talked about reality vs fantasy you reminded me of that cartoon clip where Arnold Schwarzenegger was teaching George Bush the difference between reality vs fantasy lmao.
@pkshowsupnoobsallday
@pkshowsupnoobsallday Жыл бұрын
Finished the whole series.... it was like a low tier scy-fy / CW show mixed together. It was actually one of the worst things I've ever witnessed...
@discojensen354
@discojensen354 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for suffering through it so I don't have to.
@TheDudeAbides180
@TheDudeAbides180 Жыл бұрын
Poor Az ... Batwoman or this POS? Which is worse for your sanity
@lindastone6868
@lindastone6868 Жыл бұрын
There's only going to be 4 episodes of this!
@TheDudeAbides180
@TheDudeAbides180 Жыл бұрын
@@lindastone6868 Lol I know it's shorter but is it such a concentrated dose of mind rot, it surpasses 3 seasons of trash 😂
@ardias40k
@ardias40k Жыл бұрын
God... they murdered Eredin and Avalloch. 😥
@amarawinchester963
@amarawinchester963 Жыл бұрын
“Soy based entities” 😂😂😂
@Esure101
@Esure101 Жыл бұрын
How the fuck can Eriden be gay when his entire plan is to have a child with Ciri to fulfil the Destiny?
@alpineredneck
@alpineredneck Жыл бұрын
Much stunning, such brave! It's ok if they don't send their A-Team to write this show but there aren't enough letters in the alphabet to describe this shitshow.
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