Ahsoka Episode 7: Thrawn is DUMB and NOTHING Makes Any Sense!!

Ahsoka sinks to new lows of abysmal writing as nothing makes sense. Nothing is remotely logical and it's all so girl bosses can girl boss and men can be utter useless.
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[@brandonm4550]

The witches can sense force users and identify their location yet can’t find force using Ezra within walking distance for 10 years.

[@TryAmazonPrimeToday]

😂😂😂😂

[@Knaztr76]

They’ll say he shut himself off like Luke. 🙄

[@kingslayer2999]

Ezra giving his Lightsaber away they might aswell cut his Balls off 😒

[@dumdumer892]

Yup. There are so many damn reasons this plot cannot be happening unless they reveal next episode that the coffin luggage needed charging or something and that Thrawn didn’t want to kill Ezra and lays out a very good reason for why he needed him to live. This doesn’t mean the story will be good but at least they would be recognizing that this story shouldn’t be able to even happen since Thrawn had the knowledge of when Elsbeth was arriving to have been packed and ready to go and he had the means to find and kill Ezra as well meaning that he shouldn’t be alive either. I don’t see how this story can get much worse unless they introduce a poorly constructed multiverse or so something into the show.

[@daddystu7046]

Dont think too deep on this one :) It's for idiots.

[@macklee6837]

I thought Thrawn was supposed to be an unparralled tactical genius, but he's dumb in the show

[@mikcnmvedmsfonoteka]

And he has beer belly

[@londonbobby]

Read the books. He's much better there, and not even a bad guy as such.

[@muhammadzeagham4092]

The dude was terrifying in books. Vader and empror never scared me for main characters me like he did.

[@Adam-sd2ow]

He's a man he can't be intelligent or get the upper hand by being better than Waman.

[@brandonm4550]

This is what happens when the wrong people keep getting promoted and given their own show when in reality they’re carried the entire way and incapable of anything remotely decent.

[@steveouk90126]

Lucas's famous line to his actors: "Do it faster, more intense." Ahsoka: "Slow, plodding, padded..."

[@TheBayzent]

Just imagined Filoni laying in a pond with his cowboy hat saying "Unbothered. Moisturized. Padded. Boring. Out of my lane. Unfocused." While Guts theme plays in the background.

[@ErikDeMann]

Audience: zzz, zzZ, ZZZZ!

[@wesporter2176]

Plodding like her lightsaber moves.

[@VespoLiveGaming]

"Slower, Less Intense"

[@firestick4991]

I’m guessing you never watched And/Or. At least they are only using 8 episodes to do nothing, instead of 12. Ahsoka at least has SOMETHING happening in every scene. Unlike And/Or, where the scenes mostly consisted of blank staring and nothing interesting going on.

[@ITIScott]

Hera's ass is the only redeeming character in this laughable mess

[@Gringo_Mayo]

I want to see Hera use those tentacles for what they were meant for.

[@Likexner]

Yes but we dont get to see enough of it.

[@virtualrealityfitness283]

Wait until we see Darth talon in live action!

[@macaulaygallacher1995]

​@@Gringo_MayoFor pulling on, right?

[@paulemge9156]

You know would be funny, have Ahsoka photo shopped into ot trilogy images, but have her wave like Forrest Gump

[@TeleologicalConsistency]

They turned Thrawn from a strategic grandmaster to a diversity hire.

[@theelder4797]

"OMG he has BLUE skin!!! So diverse!!! Let's make him oppressed!"

[@bilboswaggins4233]

That scene where Ezra asked if the Emperor was dead and Sabine responded with, "that's what they say," or some shit like that melted my brain. Dave must be a fan of The Rise of Skywalker.

[@theelder4797]

All roads lead to Jake Skywalker.

[@blankadams3120]

"You disobeyed orders" "No, I disobeyed YOUR orders" Yes, that is what I said. A distinction without a difference

[@zigmar2]

That's a teenager level line... and yet she's a "general". Who made this idiot a general in the first place.

[@lliamthrumble]

I mean its almost like she was implying that there was other orders that she was in fact following.

[@JKurayami]

@@lliamthrumble Luckily we learn in the next scene immediately afterwards, that she wasn't following other orders and Leia swooped in and lied to save her ass...

[@random.3665]

@@JKurayami On top of the fact that even IF Leia had given orders beforehand, what kind of weird, broken command structure would make that justify anything? A random senator cant just tell a random general to use military ressources however either sees fit. Smh....

[@lliamthrumble]

@@JKurayami exactly... so then she is insinuating that his orders were not legitimate. Like she follows orders, just not... HIS.... orders. Which is hilariously dumb for a character that uses her own rank and forces people to adhere to her rank to then specifically not adhere to the same system. Stupid show.

[@KelShu]

I was absolutely livid when Ahsoka smiled at Sabine at the end of the episode, she should be furious with her for selfishly putting the galaxy in danger again

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Ashoka smiled? That’s a shock. Her face is like a statue throughout.

[@saintuk70]

Mothma smiled at Herra.... it's important for plot development

[@firestick4991]

It’s more than we got from And/Or. No one smiled. They only stared blankly at each other. So count your blessings that some form of expression is happening.

[@KelShu]

@@firestick4991 No, I’m upset that she wasn’t angry with Sabine despite her screwing over the galaxy

[@TheScarletSlayer]

​@@KelShushe's a woman and everyone knows women can do no wrong

[@TheMaleRei]

Superior Officer / NCO - "You disobeyed orders." Lower ranked Officer / NCO - "No, I disobeyed *your* orders." Anyone who's been in the military, how well has that gone? Has that gone well for you or anyone you know? Anyone?

[@SyndicateOperative]

You'd be surprised. There's a lot of shit and misbehaviour.

[@DarksideGmss0513]

They weren't a superior officer though they were literally just a politician.

[@APsychicMonkey]

She should be court martialed, stripped of her rank, and flushed out an airlock.

[@Legio_Purpura_30_18]

​@@DarksideGmss0513yeah "i disobeyed your orders" ended up as Human bait in afghanistan...... He died.

[@Legio_Purpura_30_18]

​@@DarksideGmss0513"they weren't" stupid yankee you meant HE weren't.

[@bloodnivel70]

"Filoni will butcher Heir to the Empire" wasn't on my bingo, but here we are.

[@ErikDeMann]

Heartbreaking... That trilogy is so great, and then this...

[@Havic1137]

How old of a bingo card we talking? I had it on mine as soon as Thrawn was announced. I would not have guessed it years ago since Disney seemed to want to distance themselves from the EU until they started plundering it wholesale and badly re-implemented just to avoid royalties and claim it was theirs.

[@Usapyon_0719]

you forgot to mention the best part when sabin stabbed the guy with the lightsaber in the exact same spot she was stabbed and he dropped dead right away and yet she survived. its so stupid

[@thephoenixhasflown]

Well there's a real simple explanation for that one. The lightsaber didn't quite make it through all her plot armor.

[@Likexner]

The power of felopian tubes!

[@mushroomtip241]

😂😂😂

[@AutodidactAnimotions]

Rosario Dawson’s acting is like a woman who agreed to go on a date with some guy who she is not into at all and she is just going through the motions until the evening finally ends.

[@random.3665]

That is the perfect description of it, 10/10 xD.

[@beefsuprem0241]

Her fighting and athleticism is that of a drunk pensioner as well😂

[@alfredooliva5175]

I agree . this show has such a somber tone. Ashoka herself looks miserable. Please fire Kathleen Kennedy there is nothing but women in Star Wars now and theyre ruining it

[@hallowrant8091]

Really a shame. I like Rosario Dawson, shes just not athletic and has really bad writing to work with

[@theelder4797]

That's a foodie call.

[@georgeaitken2719]

Isn’t everyone fed up of Hera saying I’m a general in every single episode yet

[@marcmarc1967]

And Hera was the best character in Rebels. If you've never seen Rebels, Hera in this shows is nothing, I mean NOTHING AT ALL, like her character in Rebels. It's actually sickening to see it.

[@marvdroet4437]

Thrawn has a limited number of soldiers and send them dying... Also they aim like shit and stand wide open with no cover. GREAT "ELITE" Soldiers Thrawn...

[@brandonm4550]

He’s a brilliant tactician and threat to the New Republic…… to me he’s like a standard Scooby Do villain.

[@acealus3983]

@@brandonm4550 Yeah they really don't do Thrawn justice in the series... in the books he is a completely different person. Hell even if you only take "Rebels" into account Ahsoka's Thrawn just does not fit the character.

[@dumdumer892]

He said it was an acceptable loss though and when have we ever seen Thrawn do something stupid?! I mean c’mon! 🤣

[@brandonm4550]

@@dumdumer892 Dude's rocking 100 remaining storm troopers and drops 24 like it means nothing.

[@jankostrhun8725]

In the opening scene of Heir To The Empire, actual Thrawn got into space battle with local military contingent. To ensure that this fight won't waste precious resources, he put into a motion plan based not only on known military tactics but also on culture and psychology of his enemies to pick tactics and maneuver that will catch his enemy off guard. Jake Thrawn throws half of that remains of his much more limited resources on a bunch of Jedi, the elite magic warriors he fought both with and against during his career because he never particularly liked Jeff and his platoon anyways.

[@Manatouille]

Seeing Az losing his mind to Disney-Star Wars is always peak entertainment 😂

[@DaKdawg]

His excitement for next week is so it can be over, not that its coming out. I too enjoyed every second.

[@Lizards_Lounge]

I could watch Az rant about anything..

[@j.a.velarde5901]

With this episode I'm done with Star Wars forever. No forgiveness.

[@miltonwaddams4220]

You lasted this long?

[@j.a.velarde5901]

@@miltonwaddams4220 :D It's been vomit inducing, to be honest.

[@MisterFahrenheitDoctorJones]

The axe for me was when they brought back Cad Bane in Book of Boring Fett only to make him look stupid and useless. Took one of the only characters in the Star Wars Clone Wars I truly enjoyed and gutted him like a fish out of water on the counter ready for dicing. Fucking depressing

[@SgtImrak93]

Kenobi did it for me, welcome to the club.

[@pritikinaa]

Yeah I had some faint hope this show would start to turn things around for Star Wars. But my god this show's been the very difinition of boring. The only surprises this show has been able to muster is making yet a more boring episode.

[@QuotesDirect]

How did Thrawn not know Anakin was Ahsoka's master until just now?

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

He definitely should know that. Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka were kind of a big deal in the Clones Wars, and it's not like Ahsoka was a secret apprentice. I don't remember too much from the Clone Wars cartoon, but I think Anakin and Thrawn interacted in a few episodes, in which case Ahsoka would most likely be involved on some level. He may not have known Vader and Anakin were the same person as that was supposed to be a big secret that even Thrawn didn't know. Thrawn is the sort of ruthless tactician that would make up plans on how to defeat his own allies and forces in order to prevent the enemy from being able to surprise him. He'd definitely read up on the jedi and have as much information on them as possible in case he had to fight someone with the Force like Count Dooku. Where better to find a way to kill a sith than a jedi?

[@londonbobby]

​@@beowulfsrevenge4369In the books Thrawn did know that. Vader made it clear that he should never refer to it.

[@spinofthewheel5345]

Yeah I was shocked but surprised the show is trash

[@DarksideGmss0513]

@@beowulfsrevenge4369 he knows Vader and Anakin are the same person it revealed in the Vader comics that he knows.

[@StephenGillie]

Because this isn't Thrawn, it's thRon.

[@Habu12]

WTF is with that awkward, cringy laugh from Ahsoka when she hugs Ezra? My skin crawled.

[@serverllegion6184]

for one sec i tougth it was abbeloth testing the waters with ahsokas body

[@dalemanolas5994]

She felt his Force. Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Ezra is a sucker for a hot bit of head tentacle. Seriously, this show is just crying out to be dubbed with funnier dialogue.

[@nickjohnson7277]

It was probably Her total embarrassment showing through, as She can't act (like 99% of the cast) at all.

[@angelsackson]

That my friend is a black trying to act.

[@mysteryman4915]

My brother and his wife were talking to me and this was half of the conversation we had. “Oh, have you seen Ashoka? You should. Its really interesting because its like the first star wars show with an all female cast.” I was rolling my eyes as they were talking, all I could muster up was, “I heard Ray Stephens was pretty good.”

[@glitterkitty1979]

​@@AHHTHEFRENCHAMPAGNE👍🏼🤣

[@the_weed_in_your_garden9319]

I simply cannot relate to people who think this is good

[@LordFlames]

It’s just like Rings of Power, with normal people who no nothing about the books or writings were, yeah it’s pretty good I like it. SMAE WITH THIS! Just normal people who never watched Star Wars 4-6 are like “yeah Asoka is pretty good you should watch it!” Or “ima watch it because people say it’s bad”

[@zigmar2]

"all female cast.” Why the f*** does that even matter? Why people think sexism, which what that actually falls under, is suddenly a good thi... ohhh, right, because when it's not men, it's "not bad".

[@John-tc9gp]

You should get yourself checked for the NPC gene.

[@BlakelyEXP]

The ranting reviews are far more entertaining than the show itself.

[@Adam-sd2ow]

I bet Hasan is hate watching. Lol

[@firestick4991]

If only I could say that about AndOr. Suspiciously, _no one_ reviewed it. Probably because they wouldn’t have had anything to talk about. It was that boring. And I was looking forward to everyone bombing it, too.

[@toddblankenship7164]

well ranting gets more views which is why alot of these simps do it. I'm loving the show

[@Adam-sd2ow]

@@toddblankenship7164 You sound like the simp tbh

[@guyincognito1406]

@toddblankenship7164 I don’t think that word means what you think it means…

[@Trencher1375]

Ezra staying back and letting Sabine do the main amount of fighting is typical of chick fight shows. Which is what this show is.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

​@@DarksideGmss0513and how well does non-lightsaber dueling do against an opponent who has one? Well, that is when there isn't Disney Plot Armor™.

[@Trencher1375]

@@DarksideGmss0513 She did the main amount while he was doing Tai chi with wind effects. Its how it looks that counts. Unless he get more physical than the woman it counts as standing back.

[@ManicRay]

Star Wars is dead!

[@ErikDeMann]

Right, we're just watching the remaining twitches from a rapidly degrading corpse.

[@jodanger37]

Really, I didn’t know that

[@7pathsofsin]

It's been dead for years...

[@stephanl2409]

Wrong. Even the dead could act with more energy and conviction than the cast of Ahsoka

[@aarons8532]

Dead as hell

[@marystone860]

UGH! Why am I not surprised that they ripped Grand Admiral Thrawn's balls off, and, they turned Ezra Bridger into a dumbass! They are officially SCREWED! IF Abeloth is coming, like I heard, when she get's to the Galaxy, she be like:' Not even worth it!' I just KNEW they were going to F-UP Thrawn! 🤬

[@Havic1137]

I mean.. of course they were going to screw up Thrawn. I don't know why anyone had any tiniest shred of expectation or hope otherwise. I'm not even mad at this point because it's like watching a dung beetle roll a ball of crap around. What else do expect it to do? Make a ball of gold? Granted, at least the beetle is interesting to observe as part of the natural world compared to the abomination that is Disney Star Wars. Listen to the Marc Thompson audiobooks for the Expanded Universe again. You'll be way happier than listening to how Disney continue to just be Disney. Star Wars will never be good so long as it remains in the hands of current day Hollywood. That's just a fact we have to accept at this point. I'd rather give my time and eyeballs to shows that actually want to entertain me. I'll be a weeb by the end of the year.

[@reaper_death_incarnate]

They didn't screw up Thrawn. Are you and the rest of the haters this dense? Have none of you bothered to read the books and get a modicum of understanding of Thrawn's character? Christ almighty get over yourselves.

[@TheChiconspiracy]

@@reaper_death_incarnate Book Thrawn was able to fight superior numbers of New Republic forces because he actually cared about and cultivated his subordinates and even the troopers were portrayed as well trained and dangerous. Filoni Thrawn makes dumb jokes after sending his men to die for no gain, and makes COUNTLESS other idiotic decisions over and over just like this video explains, and accomplishes little despite having overwhelming numbers on his side... His forces are portrayed as idiotically as all of Filoni's showings of the regular Imperials, somehow MORE incompetent than completely untrained people would be, and therefore unable to actually generate tension or threat to our heroes.

[@mikes.4855]

@@reaper_death_incarnate you clearly didn’t read the books, and are the densest seal on this comment section. Kathleen Kennedy loves tools and chronic morons such as yourself.

[@reaper_death_incarnate]

@@TheChiconspiracy No, we're clearly not watching the same show. Have you not read the new Thrawn books? As you said "he actually cared about and cultivated his subordinates and even the troopers were portrayed as well trained and dangerous." That's literally how Thrawn was written in canon, and I see this in his live action portrayal as well.

[@passtouchgoal]

When they mentioned Leia... my inner Will Smith shouted... "Take her name out your damn mouth"

[@damonr6987]

👋

[@DarksideGmss0513]

It literally came from 3PO though? I guess you just hate the original characters then

[@leonrussell9607]

@@DarksideGmss0513 no, we hate Disneys member berries

[@DarksideGmss0513]

@@leonrussell9607 you hate it when Disney does it but not when other series and franchises do it. Even legends had that. Han, Luke, Leia, Obi Wan, Mual, Sidious, etc.

[@leonrussell9607]

@@DarksideGmss0513 having the original characters be part of the actual story is not what I'm talking about Random name dropping of famous star wars books and characters just to bait idiots to clap is horrible, you're to stupid to even understand

[@chriscotgrove9674]

"He made me 20 of these recordings. I showed none of them to his son, who is trying to rebuild the Jedi. Didn't even mention them."

[@_Luluko_]

Only good thing I saw this episode when Shin (the white haired grey jedi) just said shoot them, without wanting to take them prisoners. A shame nobody died ofc since its Disney and there are no stakes.

[@rhadiel]

I never seen Az so angry since Batgirl, and it's glorious.

[@JSPena]

Thrawn looks like Elon Musk and Robert Patrick mixed together.

[@ErikDeMann]

And played by a Danish actor with a long history of playing pathetic, selfdestructive losers on TV, because that's the feeling he radiates as a person. This casting was 100% intentional, trust me.

[@FiliusFidelis]

Not actually watched any, just a few secs of vid and pictures... wasn't even a little impressed anyhow, to me Thrawn kinda looks like Doctor No. But without any of the command-presence, posture, style, intelligence etc.

[@jaymea8907]

Ezra looks like Aaron Rodgers

[@AftonWillam]

@@ErikDeMannand played by his voice actor

[@ErikDeMann]

@@AftonWillam I know. It doesn't change the facts of his prior roles, or the intent behind his casting.

[@wrayday7149]

I just don't understand how it's so damn difficult for writers to make 8 episodes following ONE PERSON..... Ashoka is guest staring in her own series because the writers can't make more than one page of script for her.

[@dan79600]

I think they name shows after well known characters like "Ashoka" or "Obi-Wan Kenobi" for marketing reasons. It gives the false impression that the show is about the character in the title when it's really not.

[@rahjelli]

I'm 48 years old, Star Wars was the 1st movie I ever saw in the theares when my mother took me. Every year for birthdays and Christmas was star wars toys and never once complained, always looked forward to it. I remember talking to my friends in elementary school about Return of the Jedi for all of us who saw it and how fantastic it was in 83. If you told me then that Star Wars would turn into what it is now, well since 2015, I never would have believed you. I thank God (honestly thank GOD) that I have my despecialized editions that I continue to watch and ignore everything else (yes even the prequels).

[@the_weed_in_your_garden9319]

👍👍👍👍👍

[@debanydoombringer1385]

I have them too and watch them often. It's nice to remember when it was good. The before time.

[@Deyrolle_1831]

Right there with you.

[@VanTesla]

Thrawn was a genius as Timothy Zahn, who created him, wrote him that way. Dave, who sees Thrawn as the new toy, writes him terribly as he doesn't understand or care. Heck Dave doesn't even seemingly care about the things he created, as shown in Ahsoka.

[@bolg892]

Guess you didn't watch Rebels, where was this critique in Rebels? Dave Filoni was involved in writing that show too mind you. Rofl.

[@TheScarletSlayer]

​@@bolg892Bruh thrawn was a genius in rebels. When his workers were quietly sabotaging their work he mandated that they personally test it. When he was called into war the only mistakes he made were people not following his orders. He constantly had the rebellion on the back foot and even backed them into a corner. Only reason they escaped was cause no one could've predicted a giant force user desending from the sky as a storm. In the finally he dominated over everyone yet again and only lost because he couldn't have predicted being attacked by space whales. Please do point out the moment and cite the episode where it happened if you have any examples of Thrawn being a fool.

[@TheScarletSlayer]

​@@bolg892also Kathleen Kennedy was involved with Who framed Roger rabbit and still made a terrible trilogy years later. Just because someone helped someone else doesn't mean they alone are what made it good.

[@VanTesla]

@@bolg892 I watched enough, and he was pale imitation vs. the books from Zahn. He was better, but jokingly, so was the rest of the cast in Rebels compared to live action Ahsoka. Either Dave just gets worse, isn't good for live action directing/writing, or has no idea what he is doing. Can be all instead of one reason. All of Dave's praised ideas are ripped from EU stories and just retrofit to his own.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

They are just pulling character names out of a hat and giving them some lines so they can be on screen. It's no more complicated than that. Don't look for a plot or any logic. Those things are not welcome here. Just cheer for Thrawn and C3PO whenever they appear.

[@At_Amsterdam]

What’s funny is that we all expect this from Disney shows now. #1 Name the show after main character #2 Bait and switch #3 Sympathetic villain #4 Nothing of significance happens so there’s room for more seasons to tell the story #5 Cool cameo that’s meaningless #6 Story wraps up boring plot and you realize there was barely any of it

[@ItsaKindOfMagic86]

yup yup

[@ankuriboh]

I always liked C-3PO. He just wants a peaceful life so he can work. He doesn’t care who he works for, he’s prepared for any job. But he keeps getting pushed around by others. He’s essentially kidnapped in Attack of the Clones, Artoo pushes him off a ledge and he gets decapitated, then he gets dragged off from the fight and reassembled. He gets dragged around in A New Hope, and in Empire Strikes Back he gets blown up because he took a wrong turn looking for his friend. Poor 3PO.

[@TryAmazonPrimeToday]

f c3p0 useless cameo

[@theikimashoclub5719]

C3PO is the Fan Base...abused and rejected as automaton

[@kingslayer2999]

When he appeared I was like Member C3P0 Oh I Member 😂

[@dumdumer892]

I was happy seeing C3PO again. Didn’t like that they gave him back problems and it does nothing to ameliorate this mess of a script but I’ll admit C-3PO makes me happy because of my memories of him in the Lucas films.

[@PRC533]

@@dumdumer892 They dangle the keys because it works.

[@Thermool]

AZ: “He’s as much a threat as a poke in the eye” AZ Mum: “You haven’t seen what I’ve seen” Get well soon AZ’s Mum.

[@lliamthrumble]

I dont know if you can get well from being a zombie

[@christianclark347]

I remember when my younger brother was watching Clone Wars, he picked up and started reading my old Heir to the Empire trilogy I'd left at home. He got real excited when he realized that the creators of the CW show had included Baal Organa's painting, as described in the books by Timothy Zahn, hanging in his senatorial office. It showed that these were people who cared about the franchise and loved it and breathed it. Maybe they didn't always contribute the BEST-written new stuff but you knew they were fans and cared about the setting and the characters. All that seems to be gone now. Shit's just slapped in because "corporate says viewers like easter eggs" or some other equally soulless reason. It's all just so deeply empty.

[@JoseRodriguez-eu5ez]

"Send the ships. Raise the squads." "I told you to do that... LAST! FUCKIN'! WEEK! FUCK!" *Thrawn walks off, taking a sip of his coffee* 😂

[@uncleMartinWithTheMountainBike]

I've always chuckled over stupid things in shows like this. I've never literally laughed out loud until this episode

[@joeyellis850]

AZ, I have to say; there is no such thing as rock bottom when it comes to Disney Star Wars characters! There's always farther to fall.

[@Dragonmage967]

My favorite part was when the force witches threw the jacket out of the wardrobe and Hagrid crawled out of the Sausage Pocket and told Harry he’s a Jedi now. Then they rode the Battlestar Gallactia to the dark tower where Yoda taught him the Rules of Acquisition and they all drank tea Earl Grey hot and chanted For The Emperor!

[@mushroomtip241]

😂😂😂

[@TheWorryingWolverine]

Well, creations can only be as smart as their creators - that should explain the mess we're presented with in this TV show. The "fights" in this episode make no sense at all, for example, why would any army leader give orders for landing 2 Gunships, deploying his soldiers on ground and forcing them to fight on foot, when they could just destroy an enemy, that has no defenses against aerial attacks, from above with those fracking GUNSHIPS?! And may be i'm remembering it wrong here, but didn't Thrawn say something about losing a good portion of his forces in the last episode? So why on earth would he give orders that would result in losing even more soldiers?

[@ashscott6068]

No defense? Did you not see the slingshot?

[@TheWorryingWolverine]

@@ashscott6068 Well, had they taken lessons from Joerg Sprave in building slingshots, the bandits and later the stormtroopers would have been in real trouble... 😆

[@the_weed_in_your_garden9319]

Honestly don't understand the concept that Thrawn is such a threat. Seems like just another Imperial officer only with blue skin. He doesn't have the threatening presence like Vader or even Darth Maul

[@uberjedisniper]

100% Agreed. And it's every single action scene. The tactics are so wrong. Its like the writers have never read a book, watched a documentary, played a video game, watched Star Wars, or gone outside...

[@elaguajdo]

Thrawn is a military genius. They keep telling us this. Don't question his military genius tactics such as: Encirclement Shift Right Ellipse Geometry Cannon Formation, and the classic Gamma Flux Capacitor Spanner Slash Thrust. He's the genius, not you. Not me. Genius!

[@AncestorEmpireGaming]

Ironically I started my channel 10 years to play classic SW games. Current day, I look at Star Wars like Poland looks at Mainland Russia

[@mattfoley4128]

I love the ahsoka series. Without it, I couldn't get the best 15 to 30 minute review by AZ every week. Please disney, never stop!!!!

[@GamerGarm]

Indeed. I also recommend Disparu. His reviews are orders of magnitude more entertaining that the shaite show (Ahsucka not Az, Az is great)

[@ladyerind199]

13:16 So disappointed that Mystery Box Baylan fell off in this episode. He was the only character that was interesting

[@Dracounguis]

Let me guess... Thrawn only has the reputation he does because he has advice from the witches. They are the real Admiral.

[@Bosch_Bosch]

Sometimes, when I want to be cheered up, I look up Disney‘s current stock price

[@rpgadventurer32]

Wait a min, didn't Ahsoka ascend to a higher level? Isn't she supposed to be "more powerful" with the force now, so that she can defeat Baylen? or is it all for aesthetic reasons? It's not clear what the point of eps 4 and 5 was since she didn't gain any character development or new powers.

[@gahooberyjay]

She did gain character development though?? Have you not seen that she's much happier and more free-spirited than she was in the earlier episodes? She's gone from being so terrified of being bad that she hyperfocuses on her mission to the detriment of her friends, to now allowing those attachments again and acting more like a traditional Star Wars hero putting their allies first after getting closure with Anakin and letting go of all that pain and anxiety she's been holding on to.

[@ajclements4627]

Wow, she smiles. Great character arc she had! 🙄

[@lliamthrumble]

They captain marveld her and forgot to do anything with it

[@gahooberyjay]

@@ajclements4627 I'm sorry that overcoming past trauma isn't enough character development for you, I guess? 🤣

[@gahooberyjay]

@@lliamthrumble how so? I'm not sure I see the comparison you're trying to make between the two other than they're both women

[@pariah666x]

I have never seen this show, but my god these episode reviews are funny.

[@iemzaf]

The worldbuilding and plot-movement of 7 episodes of One Piece is like 15 seasons of Ahsoka, and that's me being generous.

[@londonbobby]

Thrawn was so much better in the books.

[@jaymea8907]

By a country mile!

[@billbaggins7355]

I would have loved to have seen a sith centered series featuring Ray and his apprentice. That would have been great just to see something new. Instead they just feed us this slop.

[@bloodrunsclear]

I love that George Lucas has just stopped allowing Filoni to use characters. He asked to use Kel Dor as a cameo, and George just said ‘no’.

[@Dracounguis]

The council chamber there looks like some local city's council room furnished in the early 90s. Not something from Star Wars. 😆

[@damonr6987]

It's funny the bearded monk didn't take the light saber, but later picked up a blaster during fight. Grand Unadmirable Prawn pretends to be a master strategist but everything he does seems to help out his enemies aiding in their escape. Grandma Soka training looked like a stiff board moving through molasses. 3PO's cameo was boring and while he handed them some data chip, we never got to see what's on. So basically they took an androids word that Leigh approved the mission. Oh....and yes, Punk Rock Girl is the worst actress on TV. No emotion while in a gun battle fighting for her life. Deliberately blocking blaster shot with her beskar armor as a Jedi with a light saber. Darth Poodle looked lost after the fight only to have Grandma Soka offer her a hand to help. She runs away like a teen being put on punishment by their parents instead sticking around and continue the fight like Darth Maul in the Phantom Menance. One more thing, Grandma Soka ship was being attacked by three fighters for half the episode and never received any damage! This show is horrible and seems it was created to target 5-12 year olds with elementary dialogues and powder puff fight scenes.

[@Nfshotpursuitking]

I just love how checked out we all are with Disney Star Wars that Az can just shitpost his way through reviewing an episode while wanting to be anywhere else and none of us bats an eye cause noone gives a shit about this IP anymore XD. Another great upload dude

[@ASoBiDeaTHTRaP]

Witches: …and you’ll find Ahsoka hiding in orbit behind THIS whale bone right here. Thrawn: and what of Ezra? Witches: Be reasonable mate, It’s not like we’re Sabine!

[@davidguffman]

There's nothing frightening about Thrawn, I could take him down no problem. There's also nothing clever, intense, emotional or interesting in the Ahsoka show

[@rockbottom2822]

Why does Ezra's hover ball has a terrestrial antenna? Is he watching old BBC?

[@sebastianlea6362]

Spot on Az. I have to say you’re approach to this matches mine. Exasperated doesn’t cover it it’s just that this episode made something snap in me too - past anger or engagement to simple “I don’t want to watch this anymore” I just don’t care.

[@shadowshockwave]

People have been saying for years "it's ok if you like the modern [fill in the blank fandom]". I've been saying "no, everyone needs to recognize how crap modern fandom has become. so it can die, and maybe have a chance to be rebooted and be good the next time." People need to stop watching shows while playing on their phone and recognize they are playing on their phone because what they are watching is crap. Big explosions, spaceships, aliens, and guns are fun for a while. But what keeps the interest is a good story. That's why people can go back to shows that are decades old and still enjoy them.

[@ItsaKindOfMagic86]

bingo!!

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

These writers have no idea at all about military discipline.

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

Thrawn in the Expanded Universe : singlehandedly destroys a small fleet by exploiting its crew species' natural flaws and clever manuveurs. Enlists a powerful albeit mad Dark Jedi to boost the morale of his troops and keep Luke guessing, while leading him into the hands of a vengeful Mara Jade, still bitter over the Emperor's death, employs Ysalamiri to protect himself from the Force, puts cloak devices on a bunch of asteroids to create an invisible deadly blockade around a planet. Thrawn in Disney : constantly surrounded by idiots, relies on gimmicks like a chameleon droid or the TIE Defender (who was Grand Admiral Zaarin's creation, not his), never achieves a true victory against the Rebels, gets his TIE Defender factory blown up by one of his allies, is taken away by space whales summoned by Ezra, wastes his limited resources on stalling Ahsoka, Sabine and Ezra while his ship is barely in any condition for a battle.

[@JimDiesel71]

How do space Wales decay in space?

[@yetanotherspuart3993]

How do migrant patterns take you to where you need to go first try?

[@wedgeantilles8575]

Plot twist in the last episode: It's all a day dream of a 304 who is getting plowed, taking dope (the bad stuff) and discovering herself while is is getting run through by a whole village.

[@phantom_user1]

i’m so fuckin tired of sabine running from the consequences of her actions. literally everything bad that’s happened in this show is on her from episode 1. and of course ezra declines HIS lightsaber but picks up a blaster 🤦🏾. thrawn was just talking to the audience the entire episode. and i can’t forget the bandit dying from a lightsaber stab but not emperor goddess sabine. it was so painfully obvious that they were shooting at her armor smh. shin is obviously gonna switch sides and i hate that. 7 episodes in and we still haven’t the faintest clue about what baylan wants.

[@dritzzdarkwood4727]

I just watched a dog getting filmed while being bathed. Seriously, I'd rather watch THAT than a second of any Disney garbage. Thanks for watching so we don't have to!

[@NuttySquirrel_8]

AZ, I wish you did more reviews. I love it when you do, and I'd watch every one of them!

[@MajorSmurf]

Filoni and co have what I'll call short term writing syndrome. They pretty much write something that sounds vaguely logical then add in lots of writing fluff (That any editor worth their salt gets any book writer to remove) and never once create a document to stockpile every piece of worldbuilding or character work they need. They have to write their story in bullet points over a few weeks. Most writers like Mangakas lock themselves in their room for months before they even start to write the first page and that first page gets rewritten about ten or twenty times. This is why fantasy books often take years to write. It's not always the actual process of writing the story that takes a lot of time but everything you have do before you even get to that point. Its a fact you have to do so much work to make anything even believable. A brand new world with a whole bunch of news rules attached is difficult. Then you have history, geography, magic systems, faction relations, character relations, backstories for major factions/characters and so on. Next you have to compile the hundreds of pages you've written into a story and slowly reveal everything you've done making it work within the character arcs and plot you're telling. Writing isn't hard. It just takes a lot of time. You have read every small thing about hundred of times until it's as close to perfect as possible. Even then you'll never be fully happy with what you've written.

[@henryneubert7798]

Exactly. I want to become a writer myself and I agree fully. I'm working on a project since 5 years and only wrote a couple of random pages in random spots of the story because I was inspired to write exactly these scenes. The entire premise of the plot changed multiple times due to me learning more and more and wanting to be as realistic as possible. It is sad that there seems to be no passion or time for these professionals to do what I do as a hobby.

[@MajorSmurf]

@@henryneubert7798 I'm in the same boat xD been working on a fantasy series and I haven't managed to get past the prologue section as I keep adjusting things within the world building and characters. The worst is when you're about to go sleep and randomly think of better dialogue then what you just wrote. Writing dialogue is by far the thing I find the most difficult. I rewrite them way too often. Its rare I'm ever satisfied with it.

[@xanthosamoni2072]

I too have this issue. It has been about 3 years of me writing something but before I manage to get past the second chapter I scrap and rewrite everything because I'm unsatisfied. Only this year have I had the confidence that I can make something not only unique but coherent. @@MajorSmurf

[@henryneubert7798]

@@MajorSmurf Dialogue is rather easy for me. I struggle with the plot. It is hard for me to create a story that is interesting, grounded and not pointless. For some reason, I am more critical of my own stories than of other people's stories. Each of my stories feel to me like nobody else will find them interesting. My main project is an as realistic as possible military story set in the future, but I also prepare for a fantasy series as well. What does your fantasy world look like? Mine is set in a Victorian era, with monstrous creatures inhabiting hostile continents and uncharted oceans. The main focus is on the politics of an industrialized empire that dominates the european-inspired continent. The main character is a person from a freshly aquired colony on the same continent (similar to Ireland for the English) who becomes an assistant of the Imperial ambassador in his home country and travels with him to the capital. There, he wants to become independent and tries working in a factory, since the ambassador is retiring. The main character slowly becomes more and more engaged in the struggles of the working class and becomes a political figure, which doesn't end well. What is your story?

[@MajorSmurf]

@@henryneubert7798 Yes you're always going to be more critical of your own stuff then others. It's part of the nature of creation. I felt the exact same way when I coded a few small games for myself and I feel the same when writing. You're not alone in that feeling. As for the whether someone will find your story interesting. The best thing is to make sure you have a hook. Do you find it interesting? Would you read it if you saw it on a shelf? If you have a good friend or family member have them read a small self contained story within your world or the first chapter and ask them what they think. As for my world well my story is going for GOT meets LOTR. I have quite a few characters you follow doing a lot of different things in vastly different places within the same continent. Their stories overlap with each other and honestly it's hard to describe it without spoiling the plot but we have gods meddling all over the place. Different magic systems for all the races. Wars and other dark things happening all over the place. For example one of the character you'll follow is a woman bishop trying to bring down her nation from within. Assassination, blackmail, getting her own people into positions of powers and so on. Serves a mysterious other person. What is she after? Who is she serving? Well won't it be fun finding out? Another character is a man who joins a nations army to repay a life debt. His memory lost after being found near death on a beach and nursed back to health. He is terrified of what he will find in his past. He carries a unique ability to only him and he has very little control over it when unleashed. A magic with its own twisted personality. And a whole bunch of side characters who go on minor arcs and crisscross over the main over arcing story.

[@ministryofwrongthink6962]

“ how are we gonna find Sabine?” “ we’ll just find the enemy” How are you going to do that, numbskull?

[@luigiscazzari4724]

As the wise Mauler said, this show is all meta Rick and Morty writing and girlbossing in space

[@PCPAyLOAD]

I felt approximately 10% dumber after watching episode 7.

[@ErikDeMann]

I don't understand how you can stand watching it, but kudos for doing it, so I won't have to, Az.

[@hodgemann]

I found a couple of good nuggets in episodes 5 & 6, but now episode 7 takes us right back to the beginning. Stupid characters slowly being boring.

[@Antonio-ys5zd]

Good nuggets do not make for good shows

[@hodgemann]

@@Antonio-ys5zd The only way the word good will be used with this show is when people say "good riddance". I'm in it for the Ray Stephenson. >sniff

[@mysterion1899]

I absolutely love the format of just completely giving up on reviewing this tosser of a show in a serious way. Why are we giving it more effort than them at this point? It in fact does all the work of explaining how dumb it is.

[@jamememes4114]

Dave felony

[@UnchartedWorlds]

Will he sit for it?

[@rahn45]

Modern Star Wars perception of intelligence: Average intelligence, there is ZERO logic to their actions. Smart people: There's terrible logic to their actions.

[@simcard027]

az: you're as much of a threat as a poke in the eye az's mum: is that a personal attack or something?

[@sword4005]

why did thrawn even bother sending the wannabe jedi to kill Sabine, just pack his stuff up and leave if ashoka coming via whale then it one who dying so they all be trapped there while thrawn on his way back to main galaxy, yeah the writing is garbage

[@ajclements4627]

Anyone else feel the finale will be rushed as hell given the lack of anything worthwhile happening in the last seven episodes? I know he’s dead for real, but I would have rather watched Baylon’s and Shin’s backstory. They are really the only characters with any presence on screen in my opinion.

[@CubanaWriter]

Don’t worry. They’ll flesh it all out in the next series. 😜

[@SkywalkerOne1977]

Something that Disney STILL doesn't understand, is that NONE of the original 6 movies reference themselves. You see bits of story that have to exist for story purposes, but nothing was thrown in just for cheap "Ah ha!" moments.

[@tikidale]

How does Ahsoka stand her ground against Vader and Maul but can’t beat Balon?

[@MAXLD]

Ackchyually, Ackchyually,.... on the first fight she was distracted by Sabine, and on this fight she "had no time for this"... completely normal phenomena. Now, turn off your brain, enjoy the nostalgia and CONSUME STAR WARS.

[@LeChevalierduLys]

Shit Writing...

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@MAXLDno. She lost cause Baylan is stronger.

[@bolg892]

​@@MAXLD I love how you're critiquing consumers, yet you are no different. You're part of a split fanbase. The hand that feeds you is the same one that feeds the consumers. They have you right where they want you. Split. Divided. Soon.. conquered.

[@angelsackson]

@@bolg892so we should all band together and enjoy the slop? Your way sounds way worse dumb dumb.

[@CRIMI0N]

Reminder: Go watch DarthAngelus's Heir to the Empire CG fan animation adaptation instead. If you haven't watched it already, he's already done more than half the book with the first half being just under 2 hours long; so a movie's worth. That's the real Star Wars: Episode 7, imo.

[@Dracounguis]

I've literally seen someone tear up because Dave Filoni. So I'm assuming they're not the best of critics for the quality of this show. 😆

[@kowabonga3552]

Correction, Ashoka isn't discount C3P0, she's discount SHAAK TI

[@ryandodrill6904]

I can't wait to listen to the shill excuses when the movie comes out. "Well you just don't understand it because you didn't watch 7 seasons of clone wars, 4 seasons of rebels, 9 disney+ series, 45 comic books, 18 novels, and induced 7 concussions."

[@buchanpeter]

Was waiting all day for this video. I felt the same. Alot of stupid things happening in it.

[@SippingVino]

My favorite gay silverback gorilla reviews Scissoring in Space once again, what a day for Shit Clown Wars fans

[@drno4772]

Who thought they were going to write him the way he was in the books? Can’t have him outsmarting the females

[@tyler_tesch]

Thrawn’s plan failed at the end of the episode and he called it a “victory” ROTFL

[@ThePalaeontologist]

I feel your pain Az. I have been arguing with people about the Night Troopers and the cope I'm seeing is at record highs. I'm being whined at for expressing disappointment with the Night Troopers and pointing out Filoni essentially missed an opportunity to have the Night Troopers tearing up the battlefield like _genuinely_ elite forces. And as if on cue, I just have randomers criticising me for daring to criticise that overrated, wildly egotistical nerd Filoni, and criticism for allegedly 'missing the point' about why Thrawn was delaying Ahsoka. As if I didn't know. As if it wasn't something literal children could figure out. Then some galaxy brain Disney fanatic will act like it's some massive revelation that Thrawn was sacrificing his troopers (and besides which, he didn't know Baylan would bounce on the group for his own reasons, and he _immediately_ acknowledging that happening on-screen in Episode 7 of 8) I *know* Thrawn was delaying the Jedi, and probably didn't expect 2 squads of Troopers to do much. I _know_ for the love of Padme's midriff. Yet he probably did expect Baylan to at least, be there. I just can't stand the BS. I'm getting bogged down in finnicky arguments about when and where the Imperial Stormtroopers were actually any good as infantry, getting strawmanned over the idea of being disappointed with the quality of the Night Troopers. I didn't even expect the majority to be resurrected. I hoped about half of them might be and the other half were still alive. Even so, just having them get mown down again like blaster fodder, is BORING. F'ing BORING MATE! And that's all I was getting at. Filoni is a lefty bar steward with no testosterone. Of course he won't allow the Night Troopers to be truly cool. It was Filoni's chance to prove to Morgan Elsbeth that 2 squads of Night Troopers are a lethal strike force on the battlefield. An elite guard legion remnant if you will. He's been stranded out on Peridea with the dwindling numbers of his private army of troopers, for *about a decade* and that should imply staggering things. The main cast including most of the villains have only been on Peridea for a day or two and they seem absolutely terrified and weirded out by the place. Something is amiss. Something is lurking out there (a lot of folks are saying it's Abeloth and it'd be nice if that were true though, we'll see) Whatever the case, all I was saying today was that I just wanted Thrawn's Troopers, the Night Troopers, to be a credible fighting force. Then I get bickering matches over how the Imperial Stormtroopers were 'always bad'. Kenobi said they were very accurate shooters in ANH (1977) and although that admittedly aged badly, as they became increasingly nerfed to the point of the Emperor's finest Stormtroopers getting crushed by Ewoks of all things, as some moral message by Lucas right there, that the smallest and most primitive can defeat the loftiest/most arrogant technological faction around. I get it. But the thing about me criticising the Night Troopers being so disappointing in this episode, it is all totally related to how they were hyped up in the directly previous episode. They were brought into view with Thrawn with the organ music blaring. Of course they aren't going to be on par with the 501st at their best or the Republic Commandos, ARC Troopers or Rebel Commandos even. Still, wouldn't it have been nice to see them being competent? Can't show the bad guys being competent now! Because I blamed this in part on Filoni being a lefty who just won't give them a break, lining them up to be wiped out in multiple series, the usual suspects were chirping back at me complaining about me 'calling him' a Lefty. As if it is cool to be cynical about that. 'Imagine calling someone a lefty and disliking an episode because of xyz minor criticisms' etc words to that effect. I can't be bothered with it. It's why I haven't bothered to argue about such things for a long time. It's like talking to brick walls. It never results in anything productive. They won't be told. Instead I get dogpiled for mildly and emotionlessly voicing disappointment in the Night Troopers. It was Jabroni's big moment to have the Night Troopers tearing it up like magic enhanced dark-sided SAS troopers gunning down crab people. It could have been the moment where they are chased over the terrain. If Thrawn wanted to waste time, there'd be no better way. Hound them away from the main area where the Nightsister Great Mothers are based, where the _Chimaera_ is docked atop the temple/prison/bastion structure. Make them lose time by driving them further, and further away. Better still, why not just have killed Sabine and never had her reunite with Ezra? Why seek to destroy Ezra when you could strand him on Peridea forever anyway? Because F logic, that's why. Because Filoni is a bad writer, that's why. All I was really hoping for was the Night Troopers to be cool and show their skills and actually pose a credible threat to the main characters. Maybe Ezra gets shot in the arm? Maybe Sabine's Mando style pistolier marksmanship is constantly unrewarded as Imperials take cover and go to ground, or use squad tactics to distract her from different angles to bring her down non-fatally? Maybe Ahsoka would be unable to rejoin the group and be chased by bandits and Night Troopers, as well as Baylan, into the craggy rocks of the hills? Maybe Sabine ends up stunned by a Night Trooper as she gets into a lightsaber blade-lock with her future girlfriend Shin Hati, and Baylan Skoll stops her from killing her? Maybe Baylan and Shin take Sabine away from the group as a hostage as they continue on their way? But now Baylan and Shin have split? What? Baylan has just let his padawan go, to follow her own ambitions. This is silly. They should stick together. It's just Filoni acting like a galaxy brain thinking he is setting something clever up later. We know Baylan won't be long for this story because of his in-real life actor Ray Stevenson very sadly passing away in May this year. If Abeloth is brought into the series as some kind of end of season cliffhanger moment, then she may well kill Baylan on the spot anyway. If it's nothing to do with Abeloth, then so be it. I don't care. I just thought it was a waste of time and a wasted opportunity to have Thrawn's veteran troopers who survived on this nightmare world for a decade, to be genuinely good soldiers. Imagine if they were taking minimal casualties? It would really convey to the audience how screwed the lax and lazy New Republic is, when an army of Night Troopers and worse is coming for them from Peridea, soon. Imagine if they were shown to be fighting to real-world standards, thanks to some reworked training regimens by Thrawn? Instead, they get crushed like toy soldiers yet again. It's so, so disappointing. I don't know exactly what I was expecting with them, but I foolishly allowed myself to have a bit of hope for them to be interesting, from the previous episode hyping them up. Predictably, they were just used as a delay, and distraction, no better than Moff Gideon's abysmal remnant Stormtroopers from The Mandalorian. I can't stand it. You'll get smug lefties who clearly want the Rebels to win all the time, pretending to not be biased against the Imperials, and then getting precious about ANY and all criticism of the way the Imperials are constantly portrayed as morons. Thrawn is a genius in the Star Wars galaxy. He is space Napoleon. Space Nelson. He isn't going to be outwitted by any old randomer. He deserves more success, and so does his troopers. Why do they have to conveniently be no better than graduating cadets fresh out of the Imperial Academies? Why do they _have_ to be rubbish? Why do they conveniently need to befit the trope so repeatedly shown in Filoni's other series? Why is it _always_ the Imperials being embarrassed and downplayed? Because Filoni is a lefty tosspot and won't stop making the Imperials boring to watch. It's not entertaining. It's just shite. Imagine how much more frightening Thrawn would be if his private army was actually devastating? Like a Clone Legion come again. Filoni: _NOT ON MY WATCH!_ [puerile giggle and dribble, while he looks at his risque Ahsoka pin-up calendar]

[@APsychicMonkey]

"Can't have the space fascists be cool, or people might want to emulate them!" Said the Lucasfilm storygroup, then returned to licking their windows. Beating modern Star Wars Imperials is like bullying a disabled child. It's not an achievement, because that requires an obstacle which the heroes must struggle to overcome. All the women in KK productions effortlessly glide through the plot, which is why their stories are so stodgy and boring. Even if they get stabbed by a lightsaber, they just get up like nothing happened. It's horrible.

[@ThePalaeontologist]

Nailed it. They are basically expressing fantasies of how they'd like to treat their political opponents and undesirables, through the medium of Stormtrooper abuse. Smash-cut to Boba Fett wiping out an entire platoon by himself with a stick. @@APsychicMonkey

[@chriscunningham6401]

We can just say Filoni Baloney instead of phoney baloney now.

[@beskarman38]

Being saying this for years. Never liked Filoni Jabroni.

[@FourthMan82]

I love how Az's reactions and analysis of each episode is ten times more entertaining that the series itself.

[@Dracounguis]

Are you still a princess if your planet has been blown up?

[@rocklnder1]

Couldn’t stop laughing! STAR WARS!

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

Bah Gawd ..this was your best review yet ..you nailed every point i was thinking as i watched it ..what an absolute mess not only this series is but all Disney star wars ..at this point i just watch out of habit and to see which hero from my child hood is getting wrecked this week

[@joelreis5366]

Say what you will about Andor, but they set the stakes on the first episode. He gets accosted by the two security guys, accidentaly kills one and gets his gun. The other panics and starts pleading that if he just turns himself in, he will get leniet treatment. And Andor shoots him in the head, because he cant get caught and no loose ends. Not gonna try and convince anyone to watch it, because fuck Disney getting viewing numbers, but you get tension right from the start. And Dave Filoni manages to do nothing with the actors he has. I've seen Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ray Stevenson, Rosario Dawson, Genevieve O'Reilly in other things and they can act. So he is purposely telling them to deadpan everything. And this idiot says he is inspired by Kurosawa. Kurosawa would commit seppuku with a spoon if he was alive and found himself compared that single cell organism.

[@piecesof9]

30 storm troopers instructed to kill 2 people standing next to each other....nah, it'll be fine. 😂😂

[@Kal_g]

We now return to "AZ losing his mind..."

[@lliamthrumble]

This retelling is surprisingly accurate, right down to the dialogue...

[@scottsmith4480]

The impeccable timing of the charmin toilet paper ad was a chefs kiss to this video.

[@Jabberstax]

KK and Filoni thought that cartoon writing would translate into great television.