The Wolf of Wall Street - Non-Alcoholic Beer Scene

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[@volsdeep9395]

I love how Donnie couldn’t even understand what non-alcoholic beer was lol

[@ignaciogodoy7095]

It was a new product in those years, now is everywhere

[@VDA19]

Ironically he's right, non alcoholic beer still has a bit of alcohol in it.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Without the alcohol I don’t get the point of beer. Especially most beer taste isn’t something I wanna consistently taste

[@patrickmckenna1334]

​@whoknowswhocares885 then you show yourself as a moron. I drink loads of types of beers for all the different flavours. Plus as an adult I don't need to go to excess it and enjoy it.

[@maarroxx6021]

@@VDA19 but probably u would have drink like a 100 in a quick time which is impossible

[@GG-ou2tz]

I've been 5 years sober from alcohol now I only use cocaine. Healthiest choice i made in my life

[@GG-ou2tz]

@@ryanh4145 smart just make sure to use rubbing alcohol before you inject. Nothing is more dangerous than getting an infection

[@asqkurqkurq1341]

Yea better wash em sliver spoon real clean with dettol before u cookin da salt

[@letsgetchino6669]

@@ryanh4145 im with yuh on tha brother!👉👃❄

[@derpinbird1180]

Doctors used to prescribe it for alcoholism. Strangely enough some patients ended up suffering from cocaine addiction though

[@jameshighway2308]

u mean choice?

[@PaginasLetea]

I'm not a scientist I don't know what you talking about

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Halal Coordinator

[@tonedeffdestroyer21]

As a recovering addict this scene embodies my life.....

[@collinwehr4170]

I'm with you dude. 14 days sober and it fucking sucks.

[@willywonkarules]

lol litterally

[@stepupin9076]

Whats the point of recovering.. life is short. Get fucked up if you want to

[@markdanskin8202]

@@stepupin9076 my uncle is 60 and still lives at home with his mom because he is an alcoholic. Its not all that glamorous of a life. He also frequently wets the bed because he cant even move his legs to get to the bathroom. #YOLO

[@LegalizeRanch69]

Gennaro Savastano you can find happiness though eventually

[@JakubRosman]

Trying to get Donnie to wrap his brain around non-alcoholic beer reminds me of the Brawndo scene from Idiocracy.

[@jakewnorman]

It's got what plants crave

[@gamepoy5056]

So weird, I was recommended this video after watching a clip from Idiocracy lol

[@UxCANxDOxIT]

Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes

[@countdublevay7327]

Brilliant.

[@wattsnottaken1]

This is a wild movie, but I love it. Jonah hill is underrated in this movie lol

[@Subspecialz]

I've never heard of anyone else who has this reaction, but for me, the "I love it" at 0:33 is the funniest line in the movie. After two hours and forty five minutes of hard evidence that Donnie does, in fact, love getting fucked up, he says it matter-of-factly as if we might not know. As if Jordan might not know.

[@hhiippiittyy]

I wasn't sure if he knew...

[@tkadn338]

Gotta make sure Jordy knows 😂

[@AngryLlama]

Lmao so true that’s hilarious 😅

[@anthonybick9264]

Donny realized at that moment....

[@D.H.1082]

Donny is my spirit animal. The only problem is, I'm antisocial. So if I start getting fucked up, I'll just become a loner spiraling downward into addiction. My friend died living that kind of life. He was only in his 40s. Had a seizure and was dead for several minutes before resuscitation. Ended up brain dead.

[@user-yn2ru2ep1j]

Ask any addict how sobriety is and that’s probably the honest answer.

[@ismailkadiri5326]

I'm not an addict but this is literally how I feel

[@antoniocogato8768]

Shut up looser

[@Mister__Jey]

It's me, and I've gone through almost everything Leo pulled off in the film, and I have to tell you, it sucks...

[@Mister__Jey]

I also had a phase where I was sober and doing a hell of a lot of sport, which was a damn good phase too, definitely. But there are people who are prone to addiction, who are genetically prone to addiction. And there is nothing you can do. They think drugs or other substances or what I know . That's the point, and there's nothing you can do about it, that's just genetics.

[@D4n1t0o]

Nah, I prefer it. Lost 10 years of my life to being 'functioning' alcoholic. It was a hell I would wish on very few.

[@afterhourscinema782]

As a recovering alcoholic, this is the most HONEST thing I've ever heard about sobriety 🤣

[@mgonzo3881]

I am 180 days sober, and yes, it can be really fucking boring. I love this scene.

[@Evoluutiomies]

Congrats man, 112 days here.

[@YoungBlood507]

Sup fucking boring I want to blow my brains out lmao

[@himmatsingh8990]

What do you guys do for fun

[@mgonzo3881]

@@himmatsingh8990 We jerk each other off

[@georgebrady5369]

​@@himmatsingh8990remembering the times we used to get fucked up

[@georgez2702]

Still better than the rock bottom hangovers that ruin everything in your life.

[@RyanCalhan]

Agreed.

[@seavs1]

Nah

[@Thawhid]

​@seavs1 so are you the only person which likes hang overs?

[@shaynemhopkins]

Yeah I would take being that hungover over having some shit beer without alcohol any day and I don’t even drink weekly or really even that much at all.

[@georgez2702]

@@shaynemhopkins well then this isn’t for you lmao some people can be functional drunks or addicts. This is for those who can’t

[@The_Quiet_Kiddo]

The dialogue in Scorcese's films is like poetry.

[@perobeljo7085]

so many fascinating scenes like this make the wolf of wall street one of the best films of the 21st century

[@Shinn27]

I enjoy the irony that a guy who was more greedy and did more damage than Jordan Belfort ever did financed this film 😏

[@qqqq-sg5iw]

I love the "blow some lines of baking powder... or baking soda?". He mucks up his own joke just a little bit because he maybe doesn't exactly remember the difference between the two substances and which would better work for his joke. Such natural imperfect dialogue. Real life conversations aren't theatre.

[@mfzoom5401]

@@Shinn27 Who?

[@Shinn27]

@@mfzoom5401 if you're interested, look up the 1Malaysia Development Berhad scandal. TLDR: Connected rich businessman worked with the Prime Minister of Malaysia to help him steal billions from a sovereign fund, some of it ended up with his friend who became a producer/funder of this movie. i think the US has returned quite abit of the seized funds to M'sia...fallout was pretty big, one of the Fugees is on trial along with an ex-Goldman banker, that Malaysian businessman is now hiding in China, etc

[@famaccount479]

@@mfzoom5401 Riza Aziz.

[@franzkiefer9303]

abdolutely love how Donnie isn't your stereotypical helpful friend who tries to encourage your effort in being sober. Instead he just tells his addict friend to his face that he absolutely "loves to get fucked up" and even asks him "being sober fucking sucks, right?" - just lol.

[@cattysplat]

Most people are casual drinkers because it's expected of them to drink in social situations in western culture.

[@user-zj4zz4un5z]

He's pretty stereotypical for this kind of “boys partying hard” movies.

[@finnicvoice4974]

Everyone that gets sober always talks about how great they feel and life is better etc. Truth to be told, it does not only have positive effects. People treating you like an outcast and feel uncomfortable around you at parties because you don't drink, and oftentimes they stop inviting you out and want you to be the designated driver, and expect you to watch everyone so they don't fuck up. It can be disastrous really sometimes.

[@ANTERIORcs]

You know, you can hang out with your friends without anyone of you having to get "fucked" right? If your friends treat you like an outcast just because you don't wanna drink then you're hanging with the wrong dudes. I drink to the point of just feeling the buzz, not more than a couple of beers and it's still enough to get the blood flowing. What's even better is I don't wake up fucked the next morning, I remember everything that happened and I still "drink" but just not enough to get wasted. I wouldn't wanna reach a point in my life ever where I can't function normally sober, fuck that.

[@saiyaf5301]

being sober is awesome. I never feel outcasted, maybe you’re just around the wrong crowd?

[@2311ification]

Yeah sober people are the worst.. Why even go out??? Stay home don't kill my buzz.

[@saiyaf5301]

@@2311ification if some one is ruining your vibe when they’re sober: then they’re just people who have a bad personality and just happen to be sober. My closest friend stays sober a lot of the time because he went too far once. He’s easily the most fun guy I know. If you can’t have fun without being intoxicated, that speaks volumes on your personality.

[@sammyhill69]

Get some new friends bro.

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

I've always enjoyed my spells of sobriety. I sleep better, wake up rested, feel healthier, and get so much more done. Not sure why I don't stick with it.

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

Sobriety is amazing. I smoke weed myself, but I went from being a pothead to being someone who only smokes at the very end of the day before bed and after all my work is done. Honestly, how productive I am is amazing.

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 Yeah, I picked up some wax pens to vape thc and it's a great way to blow off steam after work. I try to do that with ice tea in place of drinking - makes mornings soooo much better. Makes the entire next day sooo much better.

[@turtsw]

How did neither of them win anything for this? Hills performance is beyond legendary

[@austinesquivel7228]

Almost a year sober!

[@CaliLivin]

Congrats Austin

[@brianhawkins]

Congrats! That's quite an accomplishment

[@CarnageFGC]

Congrats!

[@deletdis6173]

Congrats, bro. Keep it up! A little over a year for me. Best decision I ever made.

[@masterzombie161]

Keep at it, and Hope to use the strength to Find Balance in Your Life.

[@ghostnappa2311]

I've been 2 years sober. 18 months sober and currently 7 days sober. This is easily the most accurate depiction of this kind of conversation he's being honest as hell it can be boring as fuck but I'm way more content with being sober. Causing way too much anxiety, costs so much money to be doing whatever it is you do constantly, interferes with work and my relationship. Yea it can be boring but I think most people who were in it long enough are way happier to be sober

[@mikeyleeway]

I have a good friend who’s been sober for 10 years now and he says he’s never felt better in his entire life BUT he always says stuff like “if I wasn’t sober I’d be dead!” One of those guys that likes where he’s at now but still reminisces 😂

[@KeijiMaeda86]

Next time he says that cheesy line you tell him "yeah well... Some people rather be dead than alive."

[@mohammedalgarni4156]

That’s mike tyson😭😂😂

[@LetYahArisee]

@@KeijiMaeda86 no one needs that negativity

[@sherezadevergara9440]

How in any shape or form is anything about him saying that, reminiscing???

[@ClaraInstalledAimbot]

Yeah that’s not what reminiscing is 😂

[@MohammadAliKhalil]

Joanas best movie he’s ever played

[@Michael-zi2qg]

Moneyball and superbad is up there

[@MohammadAliKhalil]

@@Michael-zi2qg 👌

[@ericmcgowan1993]

Leo too?

[@xx1TuK3r1xx]

Agreed but his character in War Dogs is highly underrated imo.

[@moe-nl9sf]

Don't worry, he won't get far on foot coming in on a very close second imo

[@mariposalaloca8455]

I'm 62 days sober today, and the day before yesterday I had my first Christmas without alcohol. Fortunately, my husband and I are only spending the holidays together. On the one hand, I'm proud of myself that I've made it this far, of course ... But still it's fucking boring, this scene just describes it perfectly 😅😬 Edit: I'm 157 days sober now. I feel great ❤️ And I rarely have the thought that I want to kill myself from boredom 😌👍 Edit: On October 18th I'll be sober for a year, I can already see the goal. Giving up drinking was the best decision of my life❤️😊 The boredom is gone too. Because I discovered my passion for sports (I used to hate sports and was also pretty chubby) But now I can't imagine life without it. As if the alcohol had left a gap that the sport had filled...🤔😊

[@GreeseMonkie1998]

"Rarely" that's a fucking mood

[@dylanmonteiro9184]

You're close to one year you got this!

[@StazKodama]

@@sam-ht6qvdoesn't everyone drink at christmas?

[@sam-ht6qv]

@@StazKodama Yes, and it's pathetic. Christians are insulting Jesus by getting drunk during Christmas. This is why Islam is supreme.

[@StazKodama]

@@sam-ht6qv western muslims do the same. Once you get rich you apparently stop being very strict about your faith.

[@anthonycountee682]

The word sober just sounds depressing

[@garcia1177]

Rob sounds even worse

[@eastbay9250]

@@garcia1177 it sounded kind of sad ill give you that

[@whataboutthis10]

Then go with straight;)

[@itbelikethat-]

If your a fucking junkie how’s that word sound? Sound better for ya

[@Kloppsserialbottlers]

@@itbelikethat- no but being in the middle where the vast vast majority of people reside is just fine.

[@ottolehto]

"So, beer" vs "sober"

[@austin57]

“But if you drink enough, if you drink a lot, you get fucked up?”

[@alec7380]

I actually had an old man brag to me once about how he didn't drink anymore & just used cocaine "every now and then"

[@RyanCalhan]

Getting fucked up is fun until it isn’t anymore.

[@shibautoimmune6086]

i start laughing from the thumb nail to the end

[@Arkhestra]

Going sober IS boring, but you gotta think that this is just how life is suppose to be, drugs and alcohol make you FEEL good but the price is literally only negatives. Its a hard truth that life is typically mundane and if you want to have the least negative feelings that's the closest you get to happiness.

[@jw9099]

word

[@Hye12112]

Or you can also do everything in moderation. I love beer and occasionally drugs and I don't let them control my life. It's just a great way of letting the steam out in the weekends. You can be bored at work on weekdays and have fun at weekends

[@AguyR1401]

If your health is in order, then you kind of feel great all the time. Eating rare beef and other sources of adequate nutrition, sleeping well, and getting enough sun all culminates in a constant mild "high" throughout the day. I think drugs and alcohol (including caffeine, tbh) are just coping mechanisms for feeling ill, either mentally, physically, or spiritually.

[@BiggyJimbo]

​@robertrobinson1481 This is very true. I think a lot of people that try going sober and end up hating it, aren't replacing that vice with good habits. Looking after your health is the best way to maintain the highest average level of contentment over a long period.

[@AlanRedrew]

@@Hye12112 it's not a rational choice for many people. If it was, you wouldn't see people having to stay sober forever. Steve-O in an interview said that once you make a pickle, you can't go back to a cucumber

[@masonp4355]

I watched this after going cold turkey from alcohol for 3 months (I ended up in the hospital with pancreatitis so I literally could not drink) and oh my god this was so funny and relatable 😂 “I can’t imagine not being able to enjoy getting fucked up, I love it” that part had me dying

[@ryanh4145]

Lmao yea when you know what he's going through because you been through it yourself it is funny af 🤣

[@alexisamore8750]

Do you still drink?

[@volumeturneddown9600]

It's better than getting gallstones.

[@tigerjonn]

Just smoke weed.

[@tonyspro]

@@tigerjonn one cant be safe from addiction to weed either. Sure it cant kill you, but thats probably a lot of people’s excuse for smoking so often. I been going 2 grams a day for like 3 years, i feel like shit and i know its going to take even longer to feel normal again, so im kind of trapped in looking to a hard future, or a perpetual brain fog that only boosts your mood for 15 minutes at a time.

[@j.r5159]

“I can’t imagine never enjoying getting fucked up…I love it.” That line hit me like a Dimond bullet through the forehead.

[@fdr3]

Simply the best scene

[@omnipotentdwarf571]

I used to drink non alcoholic beer. It was good, especially on a hot day, it doesn't make me get sleepy and want to lay in front of the air conditioner. One summer some friends helped me put up a TV antenna. When we were done I gave them some fake beer. After a couple of beers they thought they were getting intoxicated until I pointed out the tiny words on the can saying there was 0.000001% alcohol in it.

[@mfzoom5401]

Hmm, placebo

[@billymacktexasdetective5827]

0.000001% you say? Exaggerate much???

[@kas8131]

So Donnie was right, if you drink enough you can get fucked up

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

​@@kas8131sooner explode your bladder than get drunk.

[@therealruckus5263]

I have very close friends that I've been close with since school, 20 years ago. We get fucked up together probably once a month. When we do we often talk about how we need to do stuff together that doesn't involve alcohol or drugs, and we do occasionally like go to the cinema but probably not enough. I use to worry our friendship relied on drink and drugs, but in the last year we have made more of an effort to do more sober activities together and as I said we could still do more. But I've realized they are my brothers and it intoxication or no intoxication, we will be brothers for the the rest of our lives.

[@joeyboes3529]

that's awesome man, yea I've spent the last summer sober with my best friend because I had some legal trouble and I've really enjoyed our sober time together golfing especially, we never partied in high school but before we'd drink together and sometimes take edibles, it's fun but also doesn't seem as genuine, you can relate to anyone through alcohol or weed but without them when you relate, you know its because you have a special bond

[@Uvvibes]

This a great example of what they call a “dry drunk” it does happen to some people but not everyone. Anyone who’s struggled with alcoholism knows it made their life a living hell and they are better now some their life is still a living hell but it’s due to other things. They just have a lot of self work to do.

[@Emrico35]

being sober feels great.

[@callamastia]

i love his honesty

[@Dolfski]

“I’m not a scientist” 😂😂😂

[@lauj888]

My favourite scene!!! 😂😂😂❤️

[@makokx7063]

Went 1 year completely sober. Hated it. Went back to drinking, love life again. There's no point in being sober if you'd rather be dead while you are.

[@rickmaldoo4205]

Alcoholism helluva monkey

[@makokx7063]

@@rickmaldoo4205 Truly is. Unfortunately when it's clapping its cymbals is the only time I feel like dancing. lol

[@flanaj2]

I used to hit it hard daily, then every other day...now my body has kinda told me it's knackered and just can't be bothered with it. Having good company around you helps. Being alone makes you really tempted to be impulsive and volatile.

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

I'd rather just drink a glass of water. It's just rusty water and it doesn't even make you feel good...

[@Socko-ob2dp]

Love how non-alcoholic beer is just like an unsolveable equation in Donnies head

[@B1G_Dave]

Everybody's like Donnie, till that one bender that sends the hangover from the deepest darkest pit of hell. Getting "fd up" takes on a new meaning after that.

[@bg56232]

Story of my life!

[@jamesmeaden9227]

Feel like this is how a conversation with my dad would go 😂😂

[@MrJedabak]

Have a shot every time Leo says “no alcohol”. You’ll die.

[@jacquesdaigle662]

3 shots will kill you?

[@jsphat81]

Try having a shot for every F bomb in this movie. You’ll die 20 mins into the movie. 😂

[@itzbebop]

First year. Of sobriety was miserable for me. But then i developed better habits and a lifestyle and got around other sober people and life is now amazing. I left my toxic mess of a gf and am now with an amazing woman who supports my sobriety with her own. I can bench 245. I can do 5 mile jogs. I can bike everywhere w.o getting tired. I can be at a party and not crave alcohol or drugs now. I think better and faster. I feel like im back in my 20s again. My T levels are that of a young 30 year old.

[@hehexd1098]

Happy for you man! Never stop fighting

[@TheRewasder97]

A lot of great values in this film.

[@jaxbarnettprice]

I love how he’s so confused about what it is lmfao 😂

[@kentjr.1178]

6 yrs clean, but definitely understand what he means that early in sobriety. Dont have crazy nights anymore, but also wake up knowing I didnt hurt anyone or myself, or woke up in jail, and can remember what I did. Relateable scene though😂

[@rico305305]

haha...the struggle is real! love-hate relationship with alcohol! this movie is awesome though, I love this scene pretty much encapsulates this feeling!

[@alextanguay5886]

Just have 2..there problem solved 👍

[@NovaRocket01]

This and the driving scene. 😂

[@BballNintendo3]

Stopped smoking pot a while ago in case of a drug test (I’m on a job search). Part of me feels good about abstaining for so long but damn near every day I fantasize about getting high

[@Trip_Fontaine]

Actually non-alcoholic beer can totally get people drunk if they drink enough of it. It typically has 0.5% alcohol, about a tenth the alcohol content of the average beer. (You can't make beer without alcohol). If you drink dozens and dozens you can get drunk. It sounds extreme, but there are known cases of alcoholics drinking that many and thinking it was okay. For this reason, most experts suggest that alcoholics not drink non-alcoholic beer.

[@joecobb7153]

I mean so does Kvass it can get non drinkers drunk but not ppl who actually drink!. Experts lol yeah its called a Disease for a reason!

[@shaynemhopkins]

@@joecobb7153 addiction is a choice not a disease. The very first time you do a drug is by choice including prescription ones by a doctor that people are too dumb to look up the side effects of. The second time doing a drug might not be a choice but the first time always is. After that it’s just chemical reactions in the brain from the person who was too retarded to not to try the stuff in the first place. No soft ass emotions are not a excuse to to do drugs I’ve had the police called on me because I’ve been suicidal before and I’ve still never resorted to using drugs unless you count none addictive drugs like weed in which case yes I smoke but only after having down countless hours of research on plus I take multi month long breaks of it. Sometimes I will take a 2 month break from weed. As for stuff doctors prescribe people need to stop being too retarded to look up the potential side effects of what their prescribed and do hours of research with that hence why so many people get addicted to stuff their prescribed because they go in without knowing the side effects. Yes doctors push some meds they shouldn’t make that cause people to become addicts again do research before you take those meds.

[@Trip_Fontaine]

@@joecobb7153 The tolerance of hardcore alcoholics often decreases though when they are deep in the disease since their liver is damaged.

[@Trip_Fontaine]

@@TimeBandit2007 I got the decimal place mixed up. The alcoholic content of non-alcoholic beer is 0.5% not 0.05%. Correcting it now.

[@Bumbaclot213]

0.5 is considered low alcohol, 0.05 is considered alcohol free

[@rivafussball6719]

The hardest thing to give up in getting fucked up is getting fucked up. Knowing you're going to be fine is like drinking a cup of tea with your grandmother watching songs of praise

[@mattheweraci5502]

It’s been 31 hours. I rather die at this point

[@cleshsesh6155]

I feel like this epitomises my life as a student in the UK when I tried dry january.

[@Helmuesi911]

What the fuck is dry January?

[@cleshsesh6155]

@@Helmuesi911 yeah it only lasted a couple days after the ny hangover wore off

[@JohnAnglin-lh7bs]

'Smoke crack with me bro'

[@ProCoach2373]

Life is far better without alcohol. You just have to get over the hump and find some passion in your life. Don't lose hope!

[@uscbro69]

Ya but not drugs

[@Jdb63]

​@@uscbro69Alcohol is a drug

[@David_brent]

I stopped drinking alcohol and moved onto cocaine...life is good

[@Littlebrum73]

Amazing film

[@annaczgli2983]

Facts.

[@JonCarlo_]

Yep about how I’ve felt since 2016…

[@1SaG]

"wanna go inside and do some lines of baking soda?" Sums up my thoughts on non-alcoholic beer.

[@lolno7252]

got a motherfocking beer ad before this lol

[@therealszasza02]

Reverse ad for all non-alcoholic beers.

[@draganbanic5381]

That line about sobriety,he really needed to get it out,the misery on his face.

[@sixoclock4436]

Lmao. Non-alcoholic beer is essentially just Pot of Greed from Yu-Gi-Oh.

[@dmitrik5658]

2 years here, can totally confirm Leo's words

[@Helmuesi911]

@PATRICKWIDCHIPPYS Leo’s words were I wanna kill myself... yeah really awesome... dickhead

[@dmitrik5658]

@@Helmuesi911 did he actually kill himself??? O wait, snowflakes don't get dark humor, of course.

[@ianmayle]

At least he's not drinking, Brian

[@AHC44100]

Im only sober when im broke

[@redsol3629]

There are no boring days, only boring people.

[@Wahinies]

Indeed

[@javiersds8081]

Jonah Hill absolutely kills it in this movie.

[@Clymax01]

0:34 How’s being sober 😂

[@anthonydiaz9864]

I hate being sober.

[@buschtrout1499]

I'm a smoker, Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water

[@JimmyJaxJellyStax]

good ice cold pool swim helps

[@dominicreakes1526]

2 weeks going strong 💪

[@dominicreakes1526]

3 weeks 1 day now

[@wonderstew]

This is honestly my favorite scene of the movie. It’s subtle, hilarious and profoundly sad.

[@randymarsh6931]

I know Jordan wasn’t an actual addict because he said being sober is “boring”. People who are alcoholics drink to feel normal, not because it’s fun.

[@jordannolan4008]

When he says he’s sober he’s not only referring to alcohol my g have you not seen the movie😂😂

[@breakfreak3181]

Real talk right here!!

[@clos888]

i can get you beer if you want fucking beer lmao

[@bjrnbrynemo9059]

It's boring when you think about it. But sometimes, sober life i smood, practical and great. Lots of focus, energy and creativity.

[@gadio16]

Fuck alcohol, the real tragedy is when you have to lay down the good stuff.

[@Rysperydon]

@@LumisCancer it means masturbation

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

@@LumisCancer I think he means the sticky icky icky ooh wee

[@lim1tBroK3N]

Booger Sugar

[@ICantSplel]

@@GoGetYourShinebox I'm thinking cocaine 🤷🏻

[@beebeeramone4641]

@@LumisCancer heroin

[@flackjacket3dits]

One of the best movies of the last 20 years easily

[@roland7584]

One of the saddest stories of how stock markets work though and how rigged it all is.

[@flackjacket3dits]

@@roland7584 welcome to life, a rigged game

[@vadym5581]

As a recovered alcoholic, this scene made me get drunk again LETS FUCKING GO

[@enoughunwa]

How was it?

[@heresYoshii]

how did you feel afterwards?

[@vampirewilde]

There is no such thing as a recovered alcoholic.

[@terryloker2585]

I'd drink all the time if i didn't get aweful hangovers . Prob the best thing that ever happened to me was getting unbearable hangovers . Otherwise i'd be in the pub every night like i used to be . It was fun though while it lasted LOL

[@shaneogden3622]

It's great getting fucked up. But at the time you never think of the consequences the day after. I also get terrible hangovers. Doesn't stop me from drinking though.

[@terryloker2585]

@@shaneogden3622 It didn't stop me either for about 10 years or so . Now I can't cope with them though . My body would feel poisoned for days

[@Bert439]

Had this same conversation with my friend that went sober

[@windmillin-in-the-dirt2489]

7 years clean and I miss the highs but not the consequences. I’m a bad high always break out in handcuffs.

[@kamalindsey]

If getting "high on life" was as fun as getting high in general, nobody would be doing drugs.

[@NovusIgnis]

It's even more fun. It's just harder which is why pathetic people do drugs or get drunk instead. They'd rather take the easy and destructive road instead of putting in the work so they can be happy while sober.

[@MLHMODZ]

@@NovusIgnis shut the fuck up

[@NovusIgnis]

@@MLHMODZ Nah

[@kamalindsey]

@@NovusIgnis ya know guys, im high on life i swear. its so good guys. in the sun, its as fun as getting high, seriously gais

[@geordiejones5618]

Desire and passion are better than any drugs but with those WITH drugs is even better. Drugs are enhancers but only in careful moderation. You gotta shovel the boring shit to fertilize the garden.

[@baaittyy]

LMFAO damn the confusion he had about the fake beer is me.

[@suntzupup]

There are scenes like this and people would watch this movie and mistaken the point is to admire and want to imitate these guys.

[@Turistpazar_av]

Id imitate these guys all day

[@kurtzcol]

clean and sober is fantastic

[@johnconnor2053]

Me and my mate when i became alcohol free 😅

[@mohamedsalah2368]

That's what a lost person looks like .

[@juniorsoprano7339]

0:35

[@jackvsc]

“I’m going fuckin stir crazy!”

[@peterbuck1412]

Take note: This is basically the worst way to be around someone recovering

[@killf4ce]

Nearly 3 months sober. Thank God I'm a gamer or I'd be bored AF lol

[@christianw.7824]

It's called addiction shift 😂

[@Gcssdvnkloiutesc]

Now you’re addicted to video games

[@killf4ce]

Better than dying of boredom. And I gamed long before I drank. stops me getting violent with dickheads.@@Gcssdvnkloiutesc

[@lambknot]

I feel ya Leo

[@doctorgears9358]

Funnily enough, you can get fucked up on non-alcoholic beer as, technically speaking, it's not completely devoid of any alcohol. It's just the percentage is so low there might as well be none. You'd need to drink something like 50 of them to start to get fucked up.

[@Frosty-kz4om]

What's even the appeal of being drunk anyway? Every time I see my friends, or anyone else drunk, they look sick and miserable. It's stressful trying to look after grown babies when we could be doing something fun instead.

[@monkeyboy3866]

Become a drunk baby next time rather than a sitter and you might see the appeal

[@Frosty-kz4om]

@@monkeyboy3866 That doesn't sound like a good or fun idea, I'll be honest

[@monkeyboy3866]

@@Frosty-kz4om to each there own but you do realize you can be a bit tipsy and still be responsible right?You sound like parent of the group so just knock yourself down a bracket by having a couple drinks so you don’t feel like your babysitting.

[@IFoundWaldoOnce]

Can't speak for everyone but when you start drinking real young regularly it becomes "normal". That's the only way to feel right I guess and when everyone around you is mad at the world and you become mad at the world it becomes a way to escape reality. Then if you try to improve any they try to suck you back in like Jonah is kinda trying to do here but worse. It's like why would somebody smoke cigarettes when they know it is killing them? They've probably been doing it since they were 12 and can't function without it. A friend of mine growing up had a dad who went to jail and within less than a week literally died from alcohol withdrawal. It's a horrible way to go too I guess apart from being sick you hallucinate and get paranoid, they said he was screaming about the devil non stop for about 5 or 6 days or so. True alcoholics rarely see 60 and usually die sick and miserable and alone...

[@greenwick]

I'm not a scientist

[@douglasnyenke2505]

im not a scientist lmfao