The Wolverine - Every X-Men Movie Reviewed & Ranked

Heres the ranking for the XCU:
1.X-Men: First Class - • X-Men: First Class - E...
2.X2: X-Men United - • X2: X-Men United - Eve...
3.X-Men: The Last Stand - • X-Men: The Last Stand ...
4.X-Men - • X-Men - Every X-Men Mo...
5. X-Men Origins: Wolverine - • X-Men Origins: Wolveri...
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[@IAYTD]

I just gotta say, the addition of Andy to the Kinda Funny roster was a stroke of genius. I can't imagine KF without him now!

[@megafun7982]

I just gotta say, the addition of Andy to the Kinda Funny Roster is really turning me on

[@JustinWPruett]

I Am Your Target Demographic They don't call him Hard Candy Andy for nothin'!

[@skthechef8075]

Same

[@Kmaitland89]

I think what works best about these MCU in reviews is that the whole gang is on screen together. Having all of them on makes it much more entertaining and it feels like I'm hanging with the guys.

[@cl4-tpgaming]

This is XCU in review

[@cassandranowak6252]

I love that Stryker from Origins was such a bad villain, that Greg didn't bother or just totally forgot to put him on the RaguBagu list

[@TheAverageFan]

Kevin every single episode: “This is the best thing ever!”

[@JustinWPruett]

MPKvegeta Also, somehow, Kevin every single episode: "This isn't a great movie."

[@JoeSims1]

Tim and Kevin look like Andy's 'Party Mode' bodyguards

[@iProvisionals]

Andy's songs have earned him Marvel protection

[@stephentoth6003]

Joe Sims lol, idk why thats so funny. Like the worst bodyguards on earth who were told to dress lowkey not in suits. And they think anyone not in a suit dresses like that. Not even realizing or thinking its wierd they have matching shirts.

[@preacherduderox]

The Wolverine is such a cool movie. One of the better executions of a cool premise. It’s so charming, cool, cute, intense, stylish.

[@alexlawrence6440]

Came from rewatching the CivilWar mcu in review, Avengers 4: Gamoras dead was unknowingly too accurate

[@goombaboomba593]

Oh yeah, I remember that 😂😂😂

[@preacherduderox]

I was SO here for the Mariko relationship. I liked how it was a huge metaphor for the culture clash. They found stuff to respect about each other and that tension was HOT 😂

[@ThunderPhant]

Underrated movie, I loved this when It came out.

[@saltycsc1358]

Greg... your ability to try and push through the distractions during the plot recap is commendable. : ) Keep crushin' it, guys!!!

[@TheHOOfan1]

In Japan, flaunting tattoos is pretty much limited to Yakuza. Many places will refuse to serve anyone with a visible tattoo

[@Keverything99]

I would put firstclass ahead of wolverine

[@LockmortEdits]

Yes! Getting the notification for this, is always my favorite part of the week. Why does Kevin look more and more like Poochie, from The Simpsons, as the weeks go on?

[@stephentoth6003]

Lock Mort Pfffttt lol. I love kev, holy shit is that a great reference tho. Wait.....didnt poochy leave for an alien planet tho?? Maybe he DID come back and Kev isnt Kev!

[@MatthewNovak]

Kinda Funny x The Simpsons Coming 2019

[@keithlewis5529]

Would've loved to have seen a reenactment of the mid credits here, just for the chance to see Andy fall asleep from boredom while someone takes forever to roll in...

[@livinglegend629]

"Hey there's a ninja on the roof, is that normal? Is that you guys? - Greg Miller LOL I almost lost it at work

[@whoarewe3557]

Honestly I’m digging these over an hour reviews!!!!👌🏽👌🏽

[@PieBlaCon]

I had to come over the video version to say that the bear/Stan bit had me dying at work. Totally absurd in the best way.

[@MikeSW]

Logan not simplifying his english isn't bad writing, it's the character being the character. He is told to bow and does so reluctantly, he repeats the bad omen after being told to stop...he is not a considerate person. It would be a lot weirder to see him tripping over himself to accomodate other people.

[@daf642]

bvs is the one other movie I can think of that the extended cut made it better. there's gotta be plenty more tho.

[@HM-yk7fg]

“Don’t act like you guys don’t think about it”. Never let this man on a plane again 😂

[@MikeSW]

Technically Wolverines powers could make someone who is elderly appear young again. You get old looking because your body becomes inefficient and falls apart, if that was no longer the case, you'd look like you do at the point of physical maturation. Still looks silly, but if you buy into the super power stuff, it's not any sort of leap

[@chrisg258]

I've clearly made the mistake of trying to draw while listening this. "Also, I can heal. Put me in a canon. Shoot me" I almost fucked my line up.

[@ShaneThomsonShantyt]

this movie is fantastic except for the third act, really fucked up the tone of the whole thing

[@askxperia]

Question. By the time you get to Deadpool 2, will it be available to watch on demand? You watch the film before you review, if it's not out are you just going to recite from memory?

[@goombaboomba593]

The digital release of Deadpool 2 is August 7th Edit: and the xcu in review for Deadpool 2 would be August 23

[@dv2244]

DCEU in Review? When will this happen?

[@italex9093]

dv2244 Ummmm actually, it's *Worlds of DC* now

[@Trikz17]

Andy is hilarious, loving it man!

[@tothetopphotography6809]

Where’s Stryker from Origins in the ranking? I know we have him from X2 but wasn’t he put in last place for Origins? (As of that episode)

[@zolezzballs]

I’m actually so FUCKING happy nick brought back his dad shirts like when they first started

[@Natalie-ek2sz]

I liked the movie

[@SpaghettiBurritos]

Greg - "As an enjoyment (w)hole." Not sure if intentional, but I'd like to think so haha.

[@MikeSW]

Just watched this movie for the first time - right after rewatching X-Men Origins and DAMN am I pleasantly surprised. People have undersold this movie for so long, I was going into it expecting an unoffensive but mediocre movie, but this was legitimately good: great cinematography and choreography, good writing and solid performances from almost everyone. Viper was crap and the big robot suit was a step too far, but the rest was super solid.

[@kevinkomaki7392]

My morning is complete

[@DeathlessNinja]

I finally have a perfect reason to watch the "Rogue Cut"!!

[@hypetrain7134]

We in this! Get HYPED!

[@55meds]

I've been waiting for this one. FIRST CLASS AGAIN

[@ObjoGaming]

Glad you guys realized that this is the best film in the XCU so far. It's super dumb but it's an extremely fun comic book movie, and it being in Tokyo makes it even better to me. No request for the Nick Cage Ghost Rider (NCGRCU) in review this week, let's just appreciate this great bad film.

[@stevengibson3853]

Can someone tell me what time they stop discussing mcu I'm guessing they're ranking ant man. It's not out in uk yet though so I don't want spoilers.

[@HM-yk7fg]

Hoopy 91 sorry It’s late because you might have already figured it out but they stop at 4:58

[@1993JoshG]

I like to watch these on my tv but the static images burn in :( maybe consider changing images on the background and the tv in front to prevent this issue for viewers? :)

[@dv2244]

10/10 thumbnail

[@jpgarcia18]

Dont know if someone said this but wolverine never bleeds from summoning his claws, keeping that continuity yo bro......

[@drdjhffudtf]

Kevin breaking down the family financial system kinda blew my mind

[@Tallahassee21]

Was Tim even watching the same fucking movie

[@luciddre4m]

1:28:43 for Kevin spilling ice all over his face

[@datpaleboi4264]

Little did we know the Silver Samurai fell down the mountain side and landed on poor weak Stan, limping his way along the valley of death.

[@burnsabeast]

Wrong thumbnail guys (X-Men: First Class currently)

[@protoman2260]

Where is Stryker from Origins?! I swore he was BELOW "These fucks"!

[@pgdunphy]

I remember their first intention was to make a rated R Logan-esque movie but then FOX executives showed up to set and were scared they went to far so there was a forced overhaul of how they approached the violence in the movie. Hence, brighter colors, brighter sets, and less blood in the theatrical cut.

[@GibberMuzagi]

He smelled that the Yakuza were evil! Also, why do they heat the adamantine sword to slice Logan's claws. You heat the metal, not the hammer, as a blacksmith.

[@Antreu]

I liked it, hope they don't shit on it too much.

[@Antreu]

ayy

[@mrstraightfire]

Greg told Tim that he can't rank this movie with having Logan in mind. But when this movie was released the MCU was up to Iron Man 3, yet I feel they compare the whole XCU to the MCU. When

[@dachshundmafia]

Not sure how Days of Future Past will go... Rogue Cut was kind of weird to me.

[@PimpGREENY]

A XCU in review so nice gotta review it twice let's go First Class again! Oh wait.

[@hype2teach]

47:51 Finally Jeff Ramsey & Nick Scarpino are here to handle the problem #ADayWithOutAWoman

[@Andres_was_here]

Kinda messed up on the Thumbnail, guys

[@stephentoth6003]

Andres Torres How?

[@Andres_was_here]

stephen Toth They are talking about the Wolverine but it says X-Men 1st class

[@MintReactions]

It says the wolverine

[@graytex8665]

Not a Sandwich I think it was messed up at first

[@MatthewNovak]

Not a Sandwich it said First Class when it came out

[@BizarroJoe]

Wolverine in deep water would be SUPER unpleasant. Dude weighs like 300lbs mostly metal. Could you imagine how much it would suck trying to stay afloat?

[@Dxnttv]

After watching cocaine bear. YOU CAN in fact poison grizzly bears to make the go crazy.

[@kennynigh984]

R.I.P. STAN the Bear

[@alxwlfe]

"Yakuzis" - Andy Cortez

[@callum654321]

You know what, I would love to see a Hellboy in review!?!

[@MelodicQuest]

Big Wig finally broke the True Champ!

[@Thomas-VA]

There was just something off about it It didn't feel like the classic it could have been. Yeah, your audio was just a little of sync.

[@kylemelendez358]

Not a popular take but i actually like this movie more than Logan. I like Logan a lot too but i feel this movie is severely underated. Ending sucks but overall i really love this movie a lot

[@pgs9407]

I just need Nick and Andy to be on the same page Lyrically.

[@SamButler22]

When are Rocky and Hugh gunna be together in a movie?

[@jacoblandfield2526]

1:28:30 totally worth it to come here.

[@jordanmiller3535]

Wolverine can’t die but he can still feel the pain right?

[@preyingocelotgames4397]

I don't care that the thumbnail is currently incorrect.

[@preyingocelotgames4397]

HIgh OnCoIns First Class. But it had zero effect on my life so I decided not to complain.

[@pajaroprecario]

'Mariko, fuck yeah.

[@HermitHomeboy]

I don't think the villain from Wolverine: Origins is recorded in the list of rankings of RaGu BaGu

[@DaChazThang]

He is, he was "Baconator"

[@HermitHomeboy]

Baconator is Kevin Bacon from First Class. I just checked that XCU and The Yung Stryker/Sabretooth baddies combo from Wolverine: Origins were very last. Worst than "These fucks from Thor 2". I agree with that.

[@alexlawrence6440]

Idve put this at number 2

[@jinxie712]

The reason for Xavier looking like his old self and not being able to walk kinda comes from the comics, but is still stupid. In the movie the body he goes into is his twin brother he put into a coma in the womb. So he basically had a ready made clone body to jump into later. How they kept him alive since the 30s? ... His legs don't work because he has "never used them, before."

[@Antreu]

Also this is the second time Andy has mentioned The Chase sex scene.

[@Antreu]

Why is Kevin drinking ice?

[@alozano5461]

The atomic bombs used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki were very weak compared to later atomic weapons. They were the first of their kind and the radiation was much less devastating and long lasting to what we usually think of.

[@jimspence882]

I haven't listened to it yet but if you like this I'll cry lol

[@jabzt]

Jim Spence in a good way or bad way

[@RuSlavik]

It's not even top 3 for me

[@maerk3565]

Did I make a huge mistake by watching the original theatrical cut? I've been watching along with the series, and my friend and I both agreed that First Class is number 1 and The Wolverine is one of the worst movies both of us have ever seen. My buddy literally stood up and yelled "Thank fucking god" when the credits rolled... what is going on. (We were laughing during the train scene)

[@kingofzero]

I need to rewatch the unrated version. Didn’t know there was one. Because when I saw the original I fucking hated it. It was so bad. Not anywhere near as bad as origins. But this wasn’t good. But I’ll give it another show with the unrated version.

[@jabzt]

kingofzero if you really hated it THAT bad then the unrated version isn’t going to change that. Making it unrated and adding a little extra minute here and there makes it better but it’s not like it changes the story to where you Hated it and now like it.

[@paranoidplane9799]

I hope there isn’t a wig segment

[@michaelhernandez9417]

lol who the fuck is hawkeye?

[@TheHOOfan1]

First Class was better.

[@TheAndrewJohnBennett]

Notification Squad!

[@stevenmadethis2383]

That Keanu Reeves movie 'Knock Knock' is the really really fun bad. Watch it.

[@TrimblyWimbly]

This continued my streak of falling asleep during XCU movies. It has happened in every single one so far... Am I getting old or are these that boring... little of column A and a little of column B.

[@hashammukhtar4046]

Rank those abs 22:03

[@jinxie712]

The DoFP pic in the background has a space between Logan and Mystique that looks like cartoon lips kissing her.

[@7777777drock]

You guys shit all over the movie the whole time then vote it number 1?

[@sodobandit]

Love the podcast but you guys are off your rockers if you think The Wolverine was better than First Class, no fucking way. LOL

[@xArachnidz]

Why always so randomly dark guys loool

[@goombaboomba593]

Just Downloaded the movie and my popcorn is ready; be back in 2 hrs and 18 min !!!! Edit: Am back...

[@dorukevcim7578]

You sre fucking insane. This movie should be ranked below X2.

[@jlindsa]

This movie's story was so bad haha but I come here just for the laughs so its fine. :) I'm really happy I didn't spend 3 bucks to watch the Wolverine on Amazon lol

[@ieyke]

Like I said a couple weeks ago, this is a movie of doing what these FoX-Men movies do best - focus on Wolverine. It feels like a real character movie and is actually good, because it cuts all the baggage of being tied to the rest of these trash movies by getting rid of all the other characters and putting Wolverine is a fresh new setting. "X-Men Origins:Wolverine is THE WORST. Aside from the bit of Logan and Sabertooth fighting throughout history, it's just all sorts of bad. First Class was pretty decent. Maybe even good. Definitely not great. Certainly a MASSIVE improvement over X3 and Origins:Wolverine. The Wolverine is pretty good. It does what these movies do best - focus on Wolverine. It cuts all baggage of being tied to the rest of these trash movies by getting rid of all the other characters and putting Wolverine is a fresh new setting. Between First Class and The Wolverine, for a minute there it looked like maybe they were going to fix the X-Men movies and they'd stop being trash. But then Days Of Future Past came along.... I like how we're still pretending that Days Of Future Past somehow "fixes" the timeline, when in reality DoFP is a complete trash fire. It's not QUITE as bad as Origins:Wolverine, but it's close. - The ONLY good thing about DoFP is Quicksilver, but he was so powerful that he could've single-handedly solved this whole movie in a matter of minutes....so they sent him home. - Magneto's powers fluctuate wildly. Sometimes he can't affect the wiring in his cell and the huge metal elevator down the hallway from him, and sometimes he can carry a whole baseball stadium. - They made a movie ABOUT THE SENTINEL WAR....and instead of SHOWING us the Sentinel War they have Professor X narrate a newspaper article about it. That's a fucking unforgivable sin. - The modern Sentinels we DO get to see barely get to do anything, they're like half as big as they should be, and they look like Dyson vacuum cleaners. 4.bp.blogspot.com/-yMg2fy7e0Ng/UftdMUM6qHI/AAAAAAAAmxY/NCOhgA5jWEI/s1600/X-Men_Days_Future_Past_SENTINEL.jpg.jpg vs vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/deathbattlefanon/images/a/ae/2014-X-Men-Days-of-Future-Past-Sentinel-Poster-Wallpaper.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160123010609 - The Future Sentinels are lazy knock-offs of the Destroyer from Thor. - The Future Sentinels' technology being based on Mystique's DNA doesn't make ANY FUCKING SENSE. THAT'S NOT WHAT MYSTIQUE'S POWERS DO. It would've actually made sense if they were based on ROGUE'S DNA, because HER powers are stealing and replicating other mutant's powers. But noooooo. - They have all sorts of fantastic characters and actors who show up and they are given either nothing to do, or they just casually have them killed off in the background. - It makes the FoX-Men timeline EVEN MORE of a clusterfuck. - Kitty having the power to send people through time MAKES NO SENSE. That's not a thing. - Sending Wolverine back to the crucial moment in time where he only has a matter of days to solve this apocalyptic scenario is the standard dumb as fuck mistake of time travel movies - JUST SEND HIM BACK FURTHER. - etc etc etc (I genuinely could go on, but that's most of the major stuff that pisses me off.) God fucking dammit, I hate Days Of Future Past. That stupid piece of shit movie..... Apocalypse is almost as bad as Days Of Future past. It's super dumb but still makes marginally more sense than DoFP."

[@jabzt]

Phillip [TEC] I feel like I’ve seen you post this before. We get you hate it lol. It’s great tho so you’re in the minority. You can nitpick every movie as much as you just did if you really wanted to, but that doesn’t make it bad

[@ieyke]

That's how quotes work. They're something that has been said before. And no, DoFP is not great. Not by ANY stretch of the imagination. If you actually watch the movie and pay attention to it, It's bad. REALLY bad. It's not nitpicking. It's a terribly made movie. Other movies have a couple little inconsequential flaws. Pointing THOSE out is nitpicking. DoFP is basically nothing BUT flaws, and they're all HUGE flaws in logic and the basic story/plot of the movie, or idiotic storytelling choices, or massive inconsistencies from scene to scene, or characters being wildly misused. Aside from Origins:Wolverine, DoFP is literally THE worst of all the FoX-Men movies. The ONLY noteworthy redeeming thing in the entire movie is the Quicksilver scene, which may as well be a cameo from a totally different, wildly superior movie. It doesn't fit in with the dull stupid shit that makes up the rest of this movie, because it's cool and interesting.

[@jabzt]

Phillip [TEC] well that’s certainly your opinion. I think it was great so I can’t be wrong if that’s my opinion. And it’s not like I’m the only one, it’s the majority of people who’ve watched it think it’s great so your saying that most the people that watch it just weren’t paying attention? The complaints of things not looking the way you’d like, the fact that they gave themselves only a matter of days (it’s a movie would you rather them have no conflict where they have all the time in the world to be able to fail over and over before succeeding) , and the way they do something from mystiques powers that make no sense (when they’ve done this constantly throughout the series like in X-men 1 when she turns into an inanimate object being a Statue of Liberty) so it’s nothing new that should make this movie terrible just because of that.

[@ieyke]

"so your saying that most the people that watch it just weren’t paying attention?" That does appear to be the case.

[@luciddre4m]

I know Nick might be doing a bit or something, but his "appreciation" of the male form is just a few shades away from creepy lol.