The WOMAN Song! lyrics

forgot to write some of the words,but you can see the pictures to understand! - Enjoy,(I'm allready bored with this song)

[@raavasoul3083]

I'm a gal and I find this hilarious. XD

[@douglasanderson3020]

Both the man and woman song are great. This is great comedy and so real.

[@ixbitehard]

I am a woman and I found this hilarious!! Me and my friends could NOT stop cracking up! LOVE IT!!

[@ncisducky4ever]

I can't speak for other women, but this woman loves this song! I don't change my mind every two seconds but I have enough of a sense of humor to find this extremely hilarious. For other women who find this offensive, listen to his The Man Song and then tell me he is being sexist with this song. If you still find it sexist, then get a personality change because you are in dire need of a sense of humor.

[@LionessDeWinter]

Very cute! :) xx Nice that you did one about women, too. I love them both!

[@loony_lou8889]

This is amazing 😂😂😂😂 gonna find the man one now 😂😂😂

[@kelson0323]

Didn't have time to see who did drawings but whoever did NICE FREAKIN JOB I LOVE YOU!!!!¡¡¡¡!!!!

[@aspieotaku3580]

Someone should play this at NOW headquarters lol!

[@dulezdravkovicci5891]

I once yelled "Dad, come here... a spider...!" Only cause i didn't know how to get it outta the flat and not hurt it. The ending was - me yelling at my father, my father ignoring me and the spider had one leg less. Seriously, i've never killed a spider, i love those guys...

[@aspieotaku3580]

You win the internet!

[@l.clevelandmajor9931]

Could not just leave "The Man Song" standing by itself!🤣

[@anoelle3218]

I am a female and I find both male and female version down right hilarious...those who are offended have no sense of humor what-so-ever!!

[@takeanumbertobeme]

I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze but I am addicted to buying shoes! lol. So true for me!

[@smokeyrainbows]

cute lyrics and delivery LOL

[@rachelofficer2985]

who uses a vcr in the 21st century????

[@jacobbruinsma]

RACHEL OFFICER Very good question.

[@regionalgxner7332]

RACHEL OFFICER My aunty (she's 16 and was raised by a funny af 40 year old . You would be suprised XD) .

[@hannahwoods1738]

RACHEL OFFICER i do

[@haileychristiana]

RACHEL OFFICER it came out in 2007

[@moontwins48]

I use on like all the time :)

[@MissSunny1966]

Well, I'd be offended, but I can't kill a spider 🤯 so... I'll laugh my butt off instead! Great response to the man song.

[@cattieloves]

Not quite as funny as The Man Song, but the ending was priceless. :)

[@lennardchurch8483]

It's a light hearted jab at a bunch of the double standards common among women. Anyone who seriously is upset by this is either has the traits he poked fun at, or is just hyper-sensitive. Men take less friendly jabs than these all the time, and you don't see us getting all huffy (excluding the hyper-sensitive few who are offended by everything).

[@limerence8365]

Lennard Church You'd be surprised...

[@shivag73]

Besides, all they have to do is also listen to The Man Song.

[@eric-rk1mh]

men complain about this to so its not just us girls who are so mad by this so dont go saying that us girls go complain about everything cause not every girl is like that so don't assume

[@eric-rk1mh]

were also offended by your comment cause its sexist and your making us sound dumb

[@zachgiddens1809]

random channel Something tells me you'd be offended by almost anything. Additionally, any "man" that's offended by this comedian's song is not a man. And perhaps you should punctuate words correctly if you want to talk about people thinking you're dumb. "Were" and "we're" have two different meanings. Have a fantastically terrific politically correct day!

[@LilleViMsEViMs]

I love this song so much.The text is so true, in a funny way and it makes me happy to hear its not just me :P

[@AliMarieKropf]

Just remember, marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other's the husband.

[@Lindan1238575]

Dude, this is hilarious. I'm a girl, and I can straight out say.... THIS IS AS GOOD AS THE MAN SONG!!!!

[@LaTombe666]

I think both are absolutely fantastic :D Being a lassie i find this one to be so true in a lot of cases :P

[@lesleyjones6758]

She is so right this make me laugh happy days 🥰❤

[@vanmoody]

How many young people ask, "What is a VCR?"

[@DarthTwilight]

Too many.

[@metalmyway]

Love this....

[@madam-mint]

Surprised the feminists aren't screaming all over the place about this song...

[@AirsoftFD]

Rach Frisella oh they are. dig deep into the comments. the best part is that they are the same ones laughing at the man song by this guy. lol

[@cherokeepride1972]

@@AirsoftFD im not laughing at either one.

[@GIJANEAK47]

Hey, I can kill a spider.Now if I see a skunk, I slowly ease away, then run like fuck.

[@cutiefruba4]

lol this is so true. love it

[@rhiannhayman8413]

Me and my best friend loved this still laughing hahahaha She was just like "This is so me!"

[@emilyparrott3688]

Oh my gosh the amount of bad ass little kids in these comments could make....a baby cry.

[@cyaninkling2638]

I love it so much XD

[@axehead45]

The spider line is glorious.

[@ElvarMasson]

By listening and keeping an open mind at the same time. Lots of people can do that.

[@ashleyhigginbotham]

im a girl and i loved this! its so true! really great but the man song is still number 1

[@ShivaZargary]

You made me lough. Thanks .

[@limerence8365]

Ha ha this was hilarious, got me thinking about stereotypes and that most women I know Individually have only one or two these traits. If any. But still! Funny song.

[@lovelyastridd]

wow...this is good!! i like your cartoons!! lol....very enjoyable!!

[@heyitzmarissa603]

I can confirm all this is most defiantly true.

[@roseannaleigh1988]

haha this is hilarious I posted it to my facebook account. Everyone loved it lol

[@Pukekura35]

I'm a woman and I think this is hilarious!!!

[@4WayProductoins]

*holds up sarcasm sign*

[@LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn]

...the "Man Song" is WAY better.

[@debbiemcclure2874]

Agreed

[@thescreentroll8632]

Disagree

[@ThirdDimensionalBeing]

Damn this was really good for MS paint and movie maker.

[@carakelly4542]

this is so funny i can not stop laughing :D

[@lucylion7024]

WTH XD

[@OneLastWo]

This and the man song is so freggin funny!!!! xD

[@loverofmusic1968]

omg sooo fun!! love it i was laughing so much thanks for posting it

[@MissBELLE003]

I loved this lol

[@amycupano4535]

Funny

[@anubiswitch4172]

Love how people are saying this is bad and sexist but the man song is perfectly okay..

[@marbaramerika]

you forgot a sandwich reference...

[@mynx76]

As a female, I found this very funny and it is my opinion that the things that are most offensive to some are probably the most true :P

[@georgerobins4110]

I love both this and the man song, and I'm a woman. I don't understand why people are getting offended.

[@hunnygirl363]

i'm a women and i see women everyday that do most of the things in this song. i'm a tomboy tho so i actually do the stuff that guys do.

[@Beading4perfectionists]

I can't set my VCR cause my hubby won't allowe me to get near the remote control :-)

[@Adorahisms]

'Can't kill a spider'.. so true.

[@amazingautumn12]

This is hilarious 👍😁

[@chrismatheson4367]

Excellent!!!!

[@hunnygirl363]

the writer of this song is awesome and he also wrote a song called the man song which is equally funny. its meant to be funny and being a woman myself who grew up around all guys my age and i am a major tomboy i know a lot of women that act like that and it amuses me. most of that was true about a lot of women. the women i work with freak out when the doors are open and a field mouse decides to come in the plant.

[@xepobnha666]

Im a woman and I think this is priceless...Ive seen my friends scream over a spider..I could never figure out my damn VCR...sex as a weapon, laughs, how true...and a male strippers ass women act like hedionistic cats...The Mans song is hysterical as well as this one...

[@colemason7443]

Guys....please have a sense of humor. If this offends you then just ignore it. No need to make it a big deal because it's A FRICKIN JOKE.

[@nailtek00]

Love This....I think it just might be applicable in my case!!!

[@kambibriggs156]

that's mean, and funny all at the same time!

[@sleepyzwife18]

hahahaha i am female and i laughed sooo hard i nearly fell out of my chair, i am not one of these women except the spider thing lol but i do know plenty that r like this!

[@Narritoey]

roflmao I'm a woman and I find this halarious!!!! Most of this is so true too!!!!!

[@verprtectivefangirl2238]

This is so funny! I'm a woman by the way😂😂

[@JaKe420Forever]

It totally is! I don't care

[@verprtectivefangirl2238]

Jake Johnston"I won't tell a lie but I will fake an orgasm" hahaha. It's not sexist it's just making fun of stereotypes toward women.

[@giliwizzle]

LMFAO i laughed my butt off at the man and the woman song..funny shit..

[@Angela-po7cr]

i love that part if you dont open my door, funny

[@peace484884]

Im a women andthis is so hilarious i love this song LOL XD

[@ShadowDove87]

this song is great, as is the man song! It's always good when you can actually laugh at yourself

[@autumnvallance8726]

cool i'm 7 and I get all of this

[@madXtremo]

perfect!

[@aerialpunk]

@dovie2blue Yeah that part got me... it's so true! I'm in martial arts training- but as soon as a see a spider I freak out and call my brother lol

[@SilverMichi]

I have no problem with making fun of myself. lol ^^ it's cute.

[@blooddybabygirl]

Lmfao love it

[@Andreas17fly]

What are you talking abbout? The XBox One wasn't released yet!

[@Chuasia]

So true

[@SusanRoseArt]

Brilliant lol!

[@boy4hire01]

haha loved it

[@godhatesmeandyou]

OMG!! the part about the spider is so true!! XDI'm a kick boxer for gods sake but I can't kill a spider?!............they scare me too much! (I know i know...im such a nerd! XD)

[@moirapalace3946]

godhatesmeandyou I don't blame you. Those eight-leggedy hell beasts are no joke.

[@bluzup]

except for one line i didnt get and you didnt have the words on there, this is cute did you do the animation too?

[@aciroofinginc8723]

"but i cant kill a spider" same bro same i cant kill a spider gurl

[@irishpauline123]

lolz very true!! ;)

[@terriburgess8120]

I'm a female and I think this is so cute and funny

[@norml6874]

Lol this is the best

[@clifforddaniels2078]

cool song

[@yonnieray]

I will NOT kill a spider but i beat an intruder with my high heeled shoe until the police arrived...so yeah, i can relate to some of this song...LOL

[@PersonOfImportance]

FFF SHIT THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHILE I WATCHED THIS

[@lovinghimmore]

@rheafordie i total agree with you

[@AfterMidnightTales]

IM A WOMAN and i almost died laughing XDDDDD this is true and freaking funny. well maybe not to all women but yeh it is true XD

[@Ismilety]

i can't kill a spider,i am addictied 2 buyin shoes,i don't know how to fold a map...THIS SONG IS SO TRUE!(PG 13)

[@nefera53]

lollllllll lots of fun !! nothing true but really fun lollll very nice job coo7socks o animation :)

[@tiffanymatthews2772]

very clever

[@InACountryGarden]

LOL! Is this by Sean Morey. like the 'Man Song'?

[@EvieWingweaver13]

Are you kidding? My 6'2'' brother screams like a little girl every time he sees a spider and calls me to come kill it, I figured out the VCR when I was eight, I went to a military school, I can read a map better than anyone I know, I have no interest in shoes, I've never even had sex, I'm proud to be 20 (soon to be 21), and who the hell is McCoy? The rest is more or less true. All this, and I'M BLONDE!!! This song does match a few of my friends, though, which makes it funny.

[@xXBlushingBeautyXx]

"..and I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your fricken business.." lmao :D

[@michellesteiner1965]

LMAO!!!!!!

[@99Mary99]

haha..i laughed my head off when i heard this!

[@ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

This shit's as hilarious as The Man Song lol

[@skull_guy5252]

ArcaneThingOfBeauty true

[@noc1891]

hell yes

[@racefan32]

@Letusdie15 Sean Morey, he also did the Toddler song.

[@HERLEGASEA]

The age one got me but wtf ive never met a girl who is crazy about buying shoes...

[@igneo95]

i used to roflmao outta mai chair at this song when i was alot younger!! XD