This has to be the best intro by far, but my favorite thing is when Jared's chair broke during that live stream haha
@alexandermalexander92685 жыл бұрын
now I have to make that band happen
@ExUSSailor5 жыл бұрын
HAHA! Yes!
@zavalavolta4 жыл бұрын
Deathmas
@A-man19984 жыл бұрын
@@alexandermalexander9268 has it happen yet?
@monkeyrat96095 жыл бұрын
I’m glad my bondage gear got in the video
@andymorris46535 жыл бұрын
Did you use it tho
@michaeltalley89665 жыл бұрын
I finally got in to lol
@monkeyrat96095 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Anonymous I didn’t but I will probably DIY repurpose it for something else
@AttestedFire665 жыл бұрын
@@monkeyrat9609 Sure you will...
@theyeetmeister40195 жыл бұрын
You gonna use it 👀
@The1920sChannel4 жыл бұрын
Now we need a "Weird Things Grandparents Have Done" video just so we can hear Jared and Austin do grandma voices for most of the video
@willproper65775 жыл бұрын
REST EASY LITTLE SQUISH YOU WILL BE MISSED
@katatonic56725 жыл бұрын
RIP in squish
@willproper65775 жыл бұрын
@@katatonic5672 poor little squishii boi the world will never be the same without him
@d.o.15545 жыл бұрын
Rest easy little miss, you will be squished
@willproper65775 жыл бұрын
@@d.o.1554 rest squishy little miss
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
Rest In Squish
@wildmetalhead2185 жыл бұрын
Jared looks like he’s 17 without a beard
@queweamiraitantofeoculiao58265 жыл бұрын
When did he have a beard?
@JP-pb8nj5 жыл бұрын
I mean if you're counting very short stubble as a beard then yes lol
@perryborn27774 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me lol, my beard adds like 5 years of perceived age. I can't tell you the number of times I've had to explain to people that I'm actually only 19 cause they think I'm like mid 20s
@smarre123 жыл бұрын
@@perryborn2777 would probably have the same effect on me except I still have the facial hair of a preteen, i turn 20 in 5 months
@MultiSaints1015 жыл бұрын
Last year my moms side of the family got me a flashlight beanie, a actual flashlight, and then a flashlight pen.... all from 3 different people... I feel your pain Austin.
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps they think you're dim...😐
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
Bad joke, I know! Didn't mean anything by it! I'm just such a dad joke fanatic, I had to!
@smarre123 жыл бұрын
My mom once gave me this beanie with built in headphones that could basically move around freely inside of it so I wouldn't have to wear my headphones over my other REGULAR beanie. It is absolute dog dodo and I don't know why I still have it.
@gavenc6735 жыл бұрын
I got my first guitar pedal this year from my dad, however he forgot the cable so I had to wait a week for him to drive me to guitar center, and made me by my own 20 dollar cable
@gsuttles58005 жыл бұрын
Gavin C that’s a part of growing up my friend
@gavenc6735 жыл бұрын
@@gsuttles5800 yea I know, since I was about 12 my parents would make me buy my own stuff unless it was a absolute necessity. Only exceptions were on holidays and my birth day
@smarre123 жыл бұрын
I did that to myself when I bought my pedal, I was hella shook when it arrived without a cable. Little did I know...
@KP_Tunes3 жыл бұрын
You over payed for that cable, my guy.
@AsianCole3 жыл бұрын
@@smarre12 i just did that last week
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
My grandma once got me a Sesame Street board game, made for 3-5 year olds, to teach basic color recognition, and simple counting. I was 9. And doing very well in school. Worse, she wanted to play it with me. She also bought me some truly awful, low production value religious videos, for kids. And wanted to sit next to me to make sure I watched them. 😅
@Chris_yes5 жыл бұрын
that sounds like torture :(
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
@@Chris_yes Yeah, my mom wasn't too happy about the religious videos, especially as I got a bit older. I forgot, my grandma was a big fan of the Smurfs, too! She gave me a Smurf card game when I was about 12! 😂
@chefbanjo81395 жыл бұрын
I tried to give my dad a DVD of Cobra Kai, but eBay sent me a poster of the DVD cover. Merry Christmas, dad.
@sanctum1455 жыл бұрын
i got air freshener from my mom and when i saw it she said "it's for your room" thanks mom
@StevieGYaSee5 жыл бұрын
everybody's hating on Grandma gifts but my grandma legit just decides to randomly send me checks. like literally today for no fucking reason at all I opened up my mailbox and there was a $500 check from my grandma and I called her to ask her what it was for and she was like I just thought you could use a smile today. My grandma fucking rules, dude!!!
@im_not_a_real_guy2 жыл бұрын
Can I switch with you
@spicybean20042 жыл бұрын
We all need a grandma like this
@devindove81455 жыл бұрын
I love you guys you and Austin are responsible for me playing guitar you guys are just so supportive thank you
@Forest_V194 жыл бұрын
0:58 Austin can drum? AND BLAST?!
@mitchinatr70935 жыл бұрын
Howdy, djentlemen!
@lazymongoose92335 жыл бұрын
I live for Jared's reactions to Austin's crazy awesome stories. Always makes my day.
@therestingmitchface62415 жыл бұрын
Fluff dabbing was easily the best present I got this Christmas/holiday season
@jayceeceee5 жыл бұрын
"i-rone-ing" - Jared Dines 2019
@XenoTravis5 жыл бұрын
My grandma didn't get me anything because she knew she was going to die soon of cancer. Her funeral is this Tuesday. Love her!
@Ethereal_witch934 жыл бұрын
Aaawww I'm sorry for your loss
@tobyhowe62594 жыл бұрын
That’s the worst gift of all.
@VexLumnar5 жыл бұрын
So I got a guitar and amp for Christmas, but neither the amp or guitar have a distortion nob so I stuck sounding like a 70s love song
@alexandermueller41155 жыл бұрын
Fifth Horseman Get a Metalzone.
@josephreesespuffs49425 жыл бұрын
Show me your muff oh lord and saviour Fluff
@phantomechelon36285 жыл бұрын
Chances are he has a Big Muff distortion pedal ;)
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite pedal!😉
@RivLoveshine5 жыл бұрын
I love the metal Amino.
@daluncio11245 жыл бұрын
Me too 😄
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
You recommend it? I've been wanting to try it, but I hate trying new things! No joke, even trying something like that makes me nervous! It might help me make friends, though. Anxiety rules!
@nekrotikon.4 жыл бұрын
@@NN-ir9bj Same here. I'm only on one Amino and it turns my stomach when I considered joining another.
@sagielib3 жыл бұрын
love your pfp
@cazbrown76275 жыл бұрын
I loved the for the damaged coda background music
@Eacoi5 жыл бұрын
ripwarbots
@badw01f235 жыл бұрын
Wtf you mean? I want that squirrel. Sounds lit
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
Is that the squirrel I've seen on his refrigerator? I always wondered what the heck that was!
@jim_roots_left_nipple60762 жыл бұрын
Ok but imagine Austin hanging out under the house with his flashlight beanie
@Nathanthepleb5 жыл бұрын
The bois with the cremes are back with the memes! 🤘
@Naomi-vc2bt5 жыл бұрын
My 13th birthday (which is 26th December), my grandad bought me a box of Lily of The Valley scented drawer lining paper. The stuff old people use to make their clothes smell nice. I was definitely forgotten that year and he grabbed the nearest thing as he was leaving the house 😂
@christophermondragon19533 жыл бұрын
Rest easy, little squish. You will be remembered. You lived a good life.
@soupman34975 жыл бұрын
You really had fun making this intro lmao
@aspookyknucklehead13095 жыл бұрын
I once got a dvd
@nathansciarone56275 жыл бұрын
....and what was it?....
@nathansciarone56275 жыл бұрын
"Mia khalifa's greatest hits"
@ari51025 жыл бұрын
@@nathansciarone5627 ha
@aspookyknucklehead13095 жыл бұрын
ari send no, Elmo dvd
@ari51025 жыл бұрын
@@aspookyknucklehead1309 lol
@alexandria64525 жыл бұрын
'Jammy socks" 😍😂
@jordanf42515 жыл бұрын
I was so excited to see a new episode since its after the holidays and its been a while and this video has already made my day
@gabriellaboyd11375 жыл бұрын
13:38 that voice Jared is doing reminds me of Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show
@nicholasdeville38705 жыл бұрын
The item at the 13 minute mark is a steam iron that is used for materials that can't be I ironed with a regular iron. Because a regular iron can get too hot and melt the material, the steam will release wrinkles without applying direct heat. It's the same concept that is used in dry cleaning. Steam cleaning or steam wrinkle release. Mostly used on suits or other delicate clothing.
@MusicXloverX945 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I was featured! Thanks, bois! Dreams do come true!
@musicprospers63805 жыл бұрын
The scream/squeal at 12:50 gets better every time you listen to it 😂 I’m crying
@Liftyourspiritz4 жыл бұрын
Omfg Dickey knows about poopy time fun shapes. Og memer
@noahtaube33855 жыл бұрын
I didn't get anything for Christmas this year at all. Didn't even spend it with blood relatives but my best friend invited me over to his families dinner and it was the best time ever and that's honestly the only thing I could ask for. Just good memories.
@mitchvechart716410 ай бұрын
Austin’s grandma not giving a FUCK in the DickeyDines lore is my favorite.
@coolguyhino924 жыл бұрын
8:48 IMMEDIATE flashback to Stanley Ipkiss yelling at Milo from his jail cell to, " Put some eFfoRt iNTo iT"
@ghostlynoots89955 жыл бұрын
I'm really suprising Austin kept his cool when Jared said gayg.
@NN-ir9bj5 жыл бұрын
I showed up at a friend's house with gifts for her whole family. She conferred with her mom for a bit, and then brought out this obviously old-ass bath kit. Ya know, a loofah, a shower puff, a soap, and a lotion. Clearly, they didn't have anything ready for me! The soap fell apart when I unwrapped it, and the lotion was just...sticky. 😅Ah,well!
@okami9955 жыл бұрын
My sister gave me a pack of batteries with a note saying "gift not included". Best joke gift ever
@infinityfactorial5 жыл бұрын
It took me forever to get through this video because I just kept replaying 12:52 over and over again. That might be the best thing ever...
@TristanSchultheiss063 жыл бұрын
I could imagine Austin in a flashlight dad hat
@christopherf88124 жыл бұрын
19:04 guitar-tridge in a pear tree?
@madladmyles5 жыл бұрын
My friend got me a giant mug (large enough to put both fists in and still have room) as a gag gift. I fill it and drink from it regularly.
@gamevault45804 жыл бұрын
AMINO IS AMAAAZZZZIIIIINNNNGGGGG
@levieramseymusic10 ай бұрын
lets just take a second to say 4 years later: RIP Metal Amino, god rest its soul
@athenyo22674 жыл бұрын
The ostrich underwear was funny. Because ostriches bury their head in the sand. You know, the beak in the ass? Surprised you guys didn't get that one.
@potluck5896 Жыл бұрын
19:55 I love this clip so much
@jamiebrooks4575 жыл бұрын
I am constantly getting Christmas nick-nacks from my grandmother. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they aren't. I do remember getting just some poster board and yarn from her one year, and my father's elementary school paper on Washington DC.
@coleasbill45769 ай бұрын
My stepfathers initials are dtf. So my mom got him a tshirt with those letters. I let him wear it a few times before i explained what that stands for. Was priceless to watch peoples reactions to a 50 year old man in that
@angus2016young5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would be happy getting all of these "terrible" gifts. I'd rather get them than have my dad ruin every holiday by getting asshole-ishly fucked up. (I'm not trying to be that sad boii commenter. I'm just trying to put some reality in the comments section.) Thanks for always brightening up my day, Austin and Jared!!!! 💜🖤 I love you guys so much!!!! 💙🤘
@kirstencarlson76035 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah bois
@kadenholt7035 жыл бұрын
Lol my grandmother likes to give hints (like on an index card) to tell people which presents are which. My sister likes to cook, and the last hint for my sisters present was "hashslinger". And no, my sister doesnt smoke weed at all
@damianvanlier40435 жыл бұрын
I was just watching your videos wishing for more!!!
@benp.3203 жыл бұрын
Being a bass player is the worst thing to be on Christmas. My dad doesn't know the difference between bass and guitar and got me some chord books.
@shaw2195 жыл бұрын
I like the ostrich thing, if your trousers start falling down there would be an ostrich judging anyone that looked
@mollyberry64335 жыл бұрын
so this made me cry bc of the rick and morty song bc today i was going to get a rick and morty shirt but i couldn’t
@NyxDiscordia335 жыл бұрын
I've never actually been guilty of just "giving something of mine away" A couple christmases(?) ago I gave my cousin my old PS2. Coulda easily just chucked it in a box with nothing else and left it at that. No. Not only was it wrapped aproppriately, but I spent all night digging through a giant plastic crate of every video game disc and accessory I've ever owned in my life and tested every single one of them to see if they work. And if they did, spent another couple hours finding all the cases. A couple of the games I included were Mortal Kombat Armageddon, Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks, Bully, San Andreas, Twisted Metal Black, Kingdom Hearts and a BRAND NEW copy of Kingdom Hearts II. To this day he thanks me for it and says that Kingdom Hearts is his favourite game of all time. It's still one of the proudest moments of my life.
@GreendayversusU24 жыл бұрын
Austin should wear the light hats on stage.
@TheAustinely5 жыл бұрын
Lol back at it again with the metal amino adss
@V0r4xiz5 жыл бұрын
So, is that Zein guy so spoiled that getting a single coil strat counts as the worst gift of all time? Wow :D Guess you never got underwear for Christmas, Zein.
@dylansabbath90855 жыл бұрын
Watching this at 2:47am because I can't sleep
@nedgelord5 жыл бұрын
I got a pair of those long socks but they have Bob Ross on them and I have never been happier
@deliveryman19705 жыл бұрын
Daddy Dines back at it again
@eeebe86335 жыл бұрын
Wow I havnt laughed that hard in a while
@tientje985 жыл бұрын
my dad just gets me a guitar stand every year, not complaining
@natecuellar45615 жыл бұрын
Also that picture of baphomet was my profile and i drew that pic holy shit Im so happy i was on the dickey dines show omg thanks austin i love you both holy shit Im bout to cry 😂😂😂😂😢😢😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😢😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😭😢😢😭😢😢😭😢😢😭😭😭😭
@Temagottem5 жыл бұрын
Best intro so far
@iamtheoneandonlylunatic6665 жыл бұрын
Not a bad gift but my sister and her boyfriend got me a framed picture of Slipknot from the All Hope is Gone era. I also have a framed picture of Paul Gray from my cousin as well.
@LeHeuZaHer3 жыл бұрын
The inside joke is that his Grandma watches these videos and buys him those gifts just to see his reactions on here
@og30863 жыл бұрын
When you brake a cymbals: 2:02
@asktherightquestions35995 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the World of Warcraft cup full of alcohol probably lol haha.
@austindavis36625 жыл бұрын
Y'all are amazing. I watch your guys' channel in school all the time.
@frayedendsofsanity17335 жыл бұрын
Danny Devito's underboob. Happy New Year.
@Dilldough.5 жыл бұрын
Dude does Jared or Austin play World of Warcraft?!?! That would be so sick. (It’s on the cup)
@snowh1te2085 жыл бұрын
last time i came this early, she broke up with me
@chrismiller3965 жыл бұрын
One year my grandma got me and all of my about 20 cousins the same head band flash light thingy.. I dont know why, but fuck, I laughed so hard when Austin mentioned the flashlight beanie. Hahaa
@RaurXDberry5 жыл бұрын
My sis got me bright red under wear and in shiny gold letting "merry Litmas " on it .....
@jayjaywolfz84305 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone talks about their grandma giving them shitty gifts lol. Mine gave me a Steve Vai guitar necklace, this year knowing I’m really into him. She always gave me really cool stuff :,) She died this Tuesday tho, so.. yeah
@jackpunkington5 жыл бұрын
Austin mega props just was watching a old video from like a year or two ago and wow you look like a different person man so much props for the wight loss im struggling i need to just cut junk food out so i can start losing wight i look up to you man again mega props
@yonikup28655 жыл бұрын
Tbh i'm looking forward to every one of your uploads. My favourite Channel on youtube.
@matteblacke46355 жыл бұрын
You got me on screwed genetics
@stormpetrel67505 жыл бұрын
1:02 Luri’s blog is the best thing about this video
@dialga46885 жыл бұрын
A xenoblade reference?!?! Made my day
@Arevulis5 жыл бұрын
Interest in lighted headwear lmao
@kadewoodtechfolder3 жыл бұрын
THAT INTROOOOO
@JFrohlichMusic5 жыл бұрын
Everybody say thanks to Jared and Austin for the late Christmas gift
@Yellingattheref5 жыл бұрын
Feeling the WoW cup
@orangenoise83505 жыл бұрын
Austin you better be practicing that damn guitar, boi
@potwatch93575 жыл бұрын
I get everyone a can of beer
@MikeSmith-ns6py5 жыл бұрын
Guitartrich in a pear tree....
@MandyDeadite3 жыл бұрын
That fake drum fill in Dickey's ad kills me every time.
@cladvahd61555 жыл бұрын
Already a like deserved only for that comercial.
@joshuapatrick51674 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh my family has that squirrel too!
@joshuapatrick51674 жыл бұрын
It really sucks at breaking nuts
@solarpilgrims4 жыл бұрын
Brotherhood song in the sponsor section!
@tylermitchell4745 жыл бұрын
Jared Followed me on metal amino. Best day of my life
@rayhensel36975 жыл бұрын
Yea same with the pinball thing except I loved it as a kid 😂