No Words Can Describe This Chef's Strange Cooking

[@Ryo7_7]

She's gonna find the recipe for meth by accident

[@matthewsploded3501]

She becomes the walter white of the UK

[@samjames6714]

Hey kid wanna buy some egg covered mince?

[@averyking1667]

I think it's clear that she's found it.

[@meeestershane4066]

Dont worry, after she tries to make it a second time she’ll mess it up again and it’ll just turn back into delicious tumor-balls

[@KL96012]

Hey kid wanna buy my dog’s shit, tastes just like my cooking

[@antonsavosin75]

Kay's stove has two settings: off and hellfire

[@0WierdAsHell]

Sounds like Dwarven Engineering. It's either off or FULLTHROTTLEONFIRE!

[@ariezon]

@Chintal yeah but you see the between even if the settings is not there, Kay litterally can't see that

[@duh_outlaw]

Off or pink chernobyl bonfire

[@yourfather7399]

basically my asshole then

[@antonsavosin75]

@@yourfather7399 what

[@rustybutter5881]

cursed sentence that should have never been uttered: “Your mayonnaise is about to boil over”

[@viledynamite]

Mayonnaise for example has 89% the combustion energy of gasoline! ... The truth is that once ignited, there is no real difference in intensity between a gasoline fire, diesel fire and even a butter fire for that matter.

[@Subscribersnodignity]

qitsyne that’s what the beef alphabet soup spelled

[@brettvv7475]

@Trantor The Troll How dare you, sir! How dare you.

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

First, we observed the king of mayo. Now we observe the queen of mayo.

[@valterestevao1182]

*in another universe "Your salad is going to burn!"

[@Fruitbydafooty]

Fun fact: She was Head-chef with Mr Krabs on The S.S. Diarrhea and she even taught him how to make the appetizer.

[@migomigo2595]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nyarlatotheposcuro4571]

This deserves more likes

[@DurpenHeimer]

OH NO! IT'S THE APPETIZER!!

[@gunkhead]

@@DurpenHeimer _* Unholy Beast bust through door with bug parts, a small tree and human foot in it*_

[@seventenn610]

THERES NOT ENOUGH LIKES ON THIS COMMENT LMAO 😂

[@ryanh1013]

As a starving college student, whenever I get painfully hungry and have the uncontrollable desire to eat some food, I just throw on an episode of Kay’s Cooking and it completely kills any urge I have to eat.

[@user-njyzcip]

Her first dish (mashed potato and chicken) looked normal enough to make me hungry tho

[@Barbarianz1000]

I'm an starving kid from Africa and I do the same

[@mduis9532]

Watch out, 5-Minute Crafts have a new idea

[@ryanh1013]

lavender fields Soup costs money

[@Milk_Toast]

ネプギアGO ikr

[@marchemadness]

Kay: I MADE DINNER Her son: (Current objective: Survive)

[@hollownite6859]

If you know titanfall : Objective SERE S : survive " salmonilla" E : evade "kays cooking" R : resist "eating salmonilla E : escape "that house full of shitty food"

[@robertparks6115]

Achievement unlocked: deadman walking

[@pureendermen7902]

Temponaut be like: how did you manage to decompose food in a time frame of 1 hour?

[@justanuff]

Halo Reach reference?

[@josephuuqt]

@@hollownite6859 His brain must be like *Protocol 3 Protect the Pilot*

[@NortelGeek]

"Kay, I'm drooling..." That's normal--before you vomit, the mouth waters in order to lubricate your throat.

[@shadowthetwisted]

@@chadthundercocksexhaver3959 actually, the mouth begins to water to protect your mouth and teeth from the incoming acid.

[@aylinyigiter3808]

Tenya Iida i thought tht was to protect the teeth?

[@tomcrews2381]

KeyStroke oh thats why I can tell when I’m about to throw up....

[@dand2760]

That’s harsh dude 😄

[@NortelGeek]

@@dand2760 Haha! So is the way Kay treats vegetables... It's like there's an old Sicilian grudge between her and them, and she's "teaching them a lesson." ...you know... "For their own good." 😂

[@macttyluv]

This CANNOT be real lmaooo how can someone be so passionate yet SOO terrible at cooking. Bless her heart though she seems sweet just someone needs to turn off that oven in that household 😭

[@lemin0u]

I think it's off most of the time based on the rawness of the meat

[@edwardfletcher7790]

@Bzake As someone who grew up with English cooking, this is why we are alcoholics, drug addicts and football hooligans....

[@bologna7233]

Turn off the oven lol 😆

[@frostdays9576]

shes doing it for views she knows ppl are making a joke out of her she tries to make the worst possible dishes for views

[@superior_cream_puff7798]

@@edwardfletcher7790 Then god damn wish me luck for my trip to England next summer 😂😂😂

[@Pepcid1]

The meatballs look like the food they eat in resident evil biohazard

[@Gameplaysir]

XD SO TRUE

[@dominicaaaaa5547]

Lmao this made me laugh out loud. Love Kay tho lol.

[@Pepcid1]

@@romansapp5219 yes

[@NinjaCyborg]

Yeah she’s the mom

[@Dmcs1917]

They look like the fucking mould, I bet a monster will burst out any minute

[@queenofawesome2550]

She seems like a sweet and happy woman but please someone buy her a recipe book.

[@sarcasm4371]

she does follow some recipes, i use the term "follow" loosely

[@dds1125]

I mean at this point I'm almost sute she must've been trolling 😂

[@Aulcis]

It won't help

[@joshandrews8913]

Forget the recipe book. Hire a personal chef and get a 100-foot restraining order between her and the kitchen.

[@Ahayeahishere]

That wont help at all.. Its hopeless in this case lol.. Just how is this even possible..

[@docta_sir6417]

This "food" looks like the shit they try to force feed you in Resident Evil 7

[@sleeplesstv8138]

Haha, I was just gonna say that!

[@deanweston9341]

Yo low key she even kinda looks like margarite lmao 😆

[@GOFFBITZH666]

Hey, don’t insult Margaret’s cooking, that was made with love! At LEAST she knew a little bit more about how or what she was making lol

[@arielaharon566]

Exactly lol

[@harrisonbrazel440]

Holy fuck that was the first thing i thought too lmao

[@DotA2011]

i love how anxious she gets whenever her son is tasting the food...just a mom cooking for her son...and a son who cant bring himself to tell his mom that her cooking is like terrible...and instead continues to eat that hideous food of hers...thats true love...really wholesome

[@RoyalFortune]

In a Stockholm's sort of way I suppose.

[@genesisosuna]

Far be it for me to be an armchair mother here, but I do have a partner and sometimes I cook for us both so I know what it is like to cook for others, but if I was Kay I'd probably realize pretty fast that what I'm cooking up for the family isn't up to par and probably doesn't taste great. Therefore it is my responsibility to get better at cooking. Just looking up tutorials on KZbin instantly makes you a better chef. I feel bad for her but I hope to God she improved her cooking. Cause this is just abysmal

[@DarkShard5728]

​@@genesisosunalooks up "cooking tutorial" on youtube 500 times without watching any videos, instantly becomes the worlds greatest chef capable of anything food related

[@drainagepipe-4150]

​@@genesisosuna I'm pretty sure her son was so used to it at this point that he earned 90% salmonella resistance

[@sephyy.c5360]

If she lived in the 1600s and someone walked in on her cooking, she would be convicted of witchcraft

[@chileanguyfleegman]

Hahaha hahaha, I had lo laugh twice. Top comment.

[@channyt8818]

The witches of that time will convict her of being a troll or a goblin.

[@StoppedEmu]

not even a witch could come up with poison as effective as her cooking

[@SnoppleWopple]

ok

[@tsukikoamagiri]

I'm pretty sure I saw a creature crawling out of the septic tank pot

[@ryduann]

the fact that not a single seasoning, herb, or flavor even attempted to lighten the sin that this is is an abomination in itself

[@fawndoll190]

just British things

[@lucialovecraft]

British cooking in a nutshell lol

[@bmjames]

To be fair she added a tonne of gravy powder to her boiling meat sauce. Gravy is the British form of seasoning.

[@Klacskalias]

Epic!

[@sebastianriz4703]

what? Is egg coated over your meatballs not enough flavor for you?

[@valhalla_1129]

I'm no vegetarian but I think it's a crime that animals died to be turned into any of these recipes.

[@starplatinum9947]

Valhalla _ I’m no vegan, but even the eggs were wasted to make that catastrophe unfold before our eyes.

[@Sydninny]

Valhalla _ I know like the animals who die at least deserve to be in a good meal. I know if I was cannibalized Id at least want that Gordon Ramsey touch 😞

[@n0days0ff81]

@Shaun Gauf eat a duck

[@thebeeking9633]

I’m a vegetarian and I have been for a few years, and even I’m almost guaranteed that that is not how you should cook that EVER!

[@calvinnma]

im a vegetarian because i dont like the taste of meat and so it makes this whole video 10 times more horrific to witness, i feel like i should be going to court to testify for the meat itself

[@anotherwofartist5895]

I love how Charlie only insults the cooking. He doesn’t target the person at all, no fat jokes or anything. The food is all he goes after, and I respect that.

[@scottbeesley7988]

Even professionals have standards

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Poor Kay has done nothing wrong besides create horrid food

[@mejsjalv]

It's kinda how she got popular. Lovely lady, honestly charming, but OMG the cooking is anxienty-inducing. Her son tasting it all is as fearless a human can get.

[@thedastone1939]

@@mejsjalv cause once it goes in, its gotta come out

[@mejsjalv]

@@thedastone1939 it's usually very unpleasant with burned stuff. Almost raw rice... that's a bit tough on your belly for sure.

[@thelastbackbender9338]

“Depressed Kylo Ren critiques culinarily catastrophe”

[@metalkreeper1449]

Damn Star Wars 9 is looking dope af

[@anis8879]

Perfect.

[@DarkDoughnutsVids]

Hotter than Kylo Ren but ok.

[@rowingaway]

Man, Kylo Ren has shrunk quite a bit

[@serbiansauvage]

How can you be more depressed than Kylo Ren?

[@francessonder]

The cooking looks like shit, but her enthusiasm is oddly wholesome.

[@francessonder]

@@nemo-x That'll be the greatest thing I have ever seen

[@Brw78]

Drugs are wonderful eh

[@jessysanabria8689]

True kamen rider lazar true

[@sammcneillmckinnell5003]

Unfortunately, she’s not wholesome. She is extremely racist, especially towards asians.

[@Brw78]

@@sammcneillmckinnell5003 proof? I've tried finding her pages but haven't had any luck

[@kay_noel]

hearing my name being associated with this woman has made me realize i’ll never be able to amount to anything as great as this

[@dylanchristman978]

Oh kay

[@drunkpikachu8274]

@@dylanchristman978 boi

[@Kikoou]

@@dylanchristman978 Oh my, Dylan, my real name.

[@shyestkitty]

Uh- concerning

[@kevinperron5767]

Haha

[@RosieRoan]

Charlie: "Name a more iconic duo than Kay's Cooking and some dirty mincemeat." Me: *"Jack and his **_'2 heaping tablespoons'_** of mayonnaise."*

[@Niagaranobs]

True.

[@WeebBountyHunter]

At least jack can cook a better meal then her

[@sabryar1851]

at this point she’s not even cooking, she’s just doing experiments

[@failpup2062]

Bill nye doesn’t even understand these “recipes”

[@samelliott7753]

How many shit ball does it take to kill a fully grown dog

[@legendarychinaman3965]

Concocting chemicals to see which ones the most lethal and her son is the test subject

[@mrgamer9220]

@@samelliott7753 *O N E*

[@servidio236]

I really wanna see Charlie’s recommended section

[@eggrace4667]

😂 me too

[@pooperman2993]

I want to see his History

[@lawngcawk5774]

i want to see what type of p0rn he watches

[@Jongong_01]

The Joker it’s Jesus* not Charlie. But Jesus mmmkay?

[@pastaroni8683]

I think he uses an alternate account for these kinds of videos

[@Foxiesz]

Watching her boiling ground beef took years off my life

[@danderp2754]

If I saw my mother cooking that for dinner it would literally take all of the years off my life.

[@nezumizeta4460]

Well the UK isn't necessarily known for good food...

[@jotarokujo3603]

GhostTheAnimeBoy my guy, you couldn’t be more wrong.

[@nezumizeta4460]

@@jotarokujo3603 I've tried English food, they all were kinda bland and sad, so I dont know if I just went to the wrong place, but as an American, my experience wasn't all too great

[@jotarokujo3603]

GhostTheAnimeBoy just off the top of your head, name a famous chef for me. As with anything it comes down to who makes it. Shepherds pie for example can be bland as fuck or amazing. It’s just a mince pie with mashed potato for a “lid”, but mince, pasty and mash can all be simply warmed up, or properly seasoned and cooked. You’re right though, the region isn’t commonly known for food. But it’s the basis of western culture with thousands of years of history. They definitely have a well established cuisine. It’s often written off as “normal food”

[@Creat0rZer0]

The ONLY silver lining here is that she has proven, without a doubt, that ANYONE can make cooking videos. Literally ANYONE.

[@jackryan4313]

Ah, Gusto was right

[@TheChrislewis1989]

At least her food is cooked though. You ever seen cooking with Jack? His food is horrid and nasty!!

[@calebdonaldson7044]

@@TheChrislewis1989 cooked? It’s raw 90% of the time.

[@Anelle1386]

@@calebdonaldson7044 that or burnt. No in between.

[@calebdonaldson7044]

@@Anelle1386 we found each other again huh.

[@womp2175]

This looks like a kind of dish you'd find in resident evil

[@thegamefur7330]

Yeah, that mincemeat boilimg looks like the stew from resident evil 7's guest house.

[@uselessmedia858]

Or the house in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[@s3wrs]

DEADASS L0L

[@Moodbloom]

Ahahahaaaaaaaaaa aaaa! XD

[@shiggymiggy6394]

She took cooking lessons from margerite

[@mr.duck1246]

I’m becoming a whole lot more grateful for my mom’s cooking

[@woopnull9103]

9 year old me would have ate my vegetables if I had been watching Kay's cooking instead of minecraft lets plays

[@CostanTheOne]

@@woopnull9103 I agree

[@CostanTheOne]

@@woopnull9103 I agree

[@CostanTheOne]

This is what 4 year old me thought vegetables where like

[@autonomousfortune753]

@@CostanTheOne me too

[@willbryangonzalez5346]

Kay really out here recreating the primordial soup

[@shanejohnson87]

Will Bryan Gonzalez oh my god you have no idea how hard this made me laugh

[@monsoonofthememesofdestruc5449]

Holy shit this needs way more likes

[@WileyCylas]

More like primordial ooze XD

[@mr.joesterr5359]

She is about to provide the first example of abiogenesis

[@HowToChangeName]

Its actually witchcraft

[@dralien592]

If cooking with Jack is how the world sees American food, Kay’s cooking is how the world sees British food

[@dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418]

That was genuinely upsetting. Imagine dying, only to be BOILED by someone who cooks like they've only learned to cook through hearing it be done in the next building

[@Milgamix77]

dlaldlaldla nutsntnstn I thought the same thing it made me question and really consider every piece of meat I eat or cook.

[@batt3ryac1d]

It's like she learnt to cook from those shit buzzfeed lists with people making food with an iron or a electric kettle... I bet she thinks airplane food is class.

[@keisukesakamori]

so you have been thinking about suicide attempted and thought yourself dying before?

[@adayinoctober]

@@keisukesakamori what

[@lhaviland8602]

@@keisukesakamori u wot

[@notrelatedbyblood7957]

Everything she makes looks like it belongs in the Resident Evil 7 kitchen.

[@spiderlily7058]

Even Momma Baker wouldn't eat that!

[@popfizzdan0167]

I'd eat anything in that kitchen before I go near Kay's cooking

[@marielikes2502]

Kasi Kai i dont know about you but i think a good amount of people played RE7

[@dreadfulman5191]

That table of food was the first thing that came to my mind while watching this video. And ngl after some thought that shit is more appetising than whatever the fuck Kay is cooking

[@nikohobbs3336]

FAAAAACCCCCTTTTTSSSSS

[@joeq6683]

We have to liberate her son. God damn he must be suffering.

[@xsct878]

@vV ravenzephyr jesus fuck that channel is annoying, i'd take Kay over this "Pod Awful TV" asshole anyday.

[@UltimatePowa]

@@xsct878 Well 'awful' is in his name so I guess it isnt false advertisement

[@enricohocho]

you will never find him in this kitchen. he be chillin at chick fil a

[@SixteenJacobsCreams]

@vV ravenzephyr I mean at that point who gives a shit about the insider info?

[@WileyCylas]

vV ravenzephyr very true! Imma cut him some slack from all of the probable toxins he’s ingested from Kay’s shit evil science projects XD

[@SuperMatthew345]

Some people never learn how to cook and think they're just "took smart" to follow any recipes. This woman takes it to another level by "teaching" people how to cook. The fire alarm was the cherry on top.

[@callmechad9056]

One day when her son escapes he will taste real food, and cry

[@MangoPop]

Stop 🤣

[@mrgamer9220]

@Mike Mochi and having a Panic attack due to how “s w e e t” they are

[@G33KSPALACEdotCOM]

Even when he tries food from 7-Eleven he'll think he's in heaven.

[@DjLiam99]

okey chad

[@herbiecooksley2877]

how dare you insult chef Kay she is the GOAT of cooking

[@agiopneuma2010]

This puts a itch in my mouth only a shotgun can scratch

[@agiopneuma2010]

@kurt cobain excuse me?

[@zacurrya9485]

@nihilistic_ jam don't encourage him!

[@ericcrites3389]

@kurt cobain kurt blowbrain!

[@exphodia9043]

.

[@sonder3101]

I swear I’ve seen you comment this on like atleast 3 videos

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

This is like when a kid mixes random shit and microwaves it then says they're a chef

[@lhaviland8602]

But somehow even worse...

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

@@lhaviland8602 because it's a grown ass woman with children. God I can't imagine what they went through.

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Rusty Shackleford Yeah, she’s so irritatingly stupid it sort of hurts.

[@mcernieschumacher1296]

Made my mother a chocolate cake out of nothing but candy bars in a non-microwave safe plastic bowl. She wasn’t happy about the microwave full of melted plastic.

[@edwardelric4975]

@@mcernieschumacher1296 Gotta use a microwave safe bowl to melt your candy bars for your chocolate cake.

[@awyea1801]

this guys jokes had me laughing the entire time. and they just kept coming, one after another. quality content

[@mandingo3432]

How to remove salmonella from meat in 3 steps: 1. Feed salmonella meat to son. 2. Son dies. 3. Eat son.

[@YurinovichDornburg]

Mandingo 69 likes

[@elmokelmu]

Sounds line suicide with extra steps

[@mandingo3432]

@@elmokelmu Aka. cooking with Kay.

[@bramorant5613]

The son developed immunity or has become one with bio hazards

[@akroplex699]

4. Escape from the FBI

[@punkowhisps9175]

She seems so cute and nice, but someone needs to stop her from cooking.

[@darrellwillis4871]

Punko Whisps You're not wrong; If you give your food to a dog and it stops eating, your food is abysmal.

[@GamingWithNikolas]

Darrell Willis The dog hated it. You could see it in his eyes.

[@MrJackrussell12]

I think they died from their last meal she made, most likely got salmonella.

[@El1society]

MrJackrussell12 can dogs get salmonella? They can eat animals which is raw meat

[@Dead00Pool]

MrJackrussell12 She’s got a second channel

[@selimkarakurt4971]

shes boiling meat and frying spaghetti, something tells me thats not how its supposed to be

[@Buckaneer64]

Gut instinct telling you that this is illegal and that's another life span shortening with each bite out of that dish.

[@dohnutz6454]

This comment just made me laugh so hard bro 😂

[@benjibeats477]

no no dont worry about it xD

[@knifeyonline]

you're just a disruptaphobe too scared of the industry breaking high tech world of food that is Kays Cooking

[@stanfield3239]

I don't know if you can fry spaghetti but you certainly can boil meat. In fact boiling meat is the second healthiest way to eat meat after steaming.

[@gabiferreira6864]

she's so sweet and wholesome, she even looks a bit like my mom, but my god this woman needs some classes on cooking.

[@kevincorso5188]

Apparently she’s unaware that salt is easily available and legal.

[@derpingtonfitshereld3693]

Britan is a much different place, salt isn't even in their vocabulary.

[@Morbid_]

@@derpingtonfitshereld3693 "Britan". The American education system at work, everybody.

[@derpingtonfitshereld3693]

@@Morbid_ k bro, have fun with your boiled mayonnaise.

[@Morbid_]

@@derpingtonfitshereld3693 Your country literally slaps its name onto processed plastic cheese.

[@derpingtonfitshereld3693]

@@Morbid_ you brush your teeth yet today buddy?

[@abdelmahmoud7329]

Jesus those “meatballs” looked like brains

[@Alex-mc5yn]

Except properly cooked brains are actually edible and tasty.

[@Chadronius]

Shit, i've made better tasting and looking food than that. I put pork in a sandwich bag, add some garlic, salt, pepper, and some worcestershire sauce and let it sit in the fridge for a bit. I put it in the pan and make some rice while I'm cookin the pork. It's pretty good. And if you want some veggies, steam some broccoli or cook some asparagus and you'll be set

[@TheBokkelul]

@@Chadronius She could get cheap pre-cut frozen vegetables, actually roll the god damn meat in a god damn ball and fry em and it wouldn't be half terrible.

[@Chadronius]

@@TheBokkelul oh, yeah. I was physically uncomfortable looking at her cooking stuff. I'm no chef, but I know how to season some meat and cook it, not just add half a bottle of mayo and mix it into chicken. I'm hispanic, and we boil chicken sometimes, but we literally add spices, sauces, and veggies with a bit of water to make it a fuckin delicious broth. What she did was a travesty. Also, I always look up recepies on how to cook so I can impress my parents or my girlfriend when I cook for 'em

[@Bingus__Khan]

I like to think of them as meat clumps instead of meatballs

[@Enthuzimuzzy]

I wouldn’t be surprised if she accidentally made the Powerpuff girls

[@Makasennn]

You mean THE MONSTER QUEEF GIRLS

[@Kan_ofc]

Dj N2S lol

[@amysarahace]

You mean the rowdy ruff boys?

[@brusch_ish]

The fourth powerpuff girl, BUNNY.

[@TheEccedentesiastX]

Except that she didn't even spice her cooking. So I doubt that.

[@HeyItsNoah123]

The only video I've seen where Charlie isn't wearing a white t-shirt.

[@rabbit0.023]

I’ve never realized until you said that

[@_kataliste_]

Wait till you see the video where he was wearing a tank top

[@DearAuni]

@@_kataliste_ ayo wha the f-

[@noahbarnes9770]

I don’t understand how she never learns that minced meat can be like, squished and actually molded into shapes

[@aoki6332]

for that you need more than minced meat but i dont think she know the power of bread crumbs and the fact that she doesn't lets dough fermented before doing her pizza and bagels

[@BigWinsAllDay]

@@aoki6332 she hasn't gotten enough DNA points to unlock that skill yet

[@xvaldez3284]

You need panko for that. Eggs too but I think she hasn't realized the eggs dont do shit unless you mix it in along with the bread crumbs

[@xvaldez3284]

@@BigWinsAllDay yea pretty much seems the same to me so I've thought about using it before but since we already have store bought breadcrumbs I just use them to avoid the hassle

[@azcaz16]

@@aoki6332 nah you dont need that stuff... you could just squish it together with seasoning and it still works.

[@BankaiokenX]

8:35 Dude took one look at that and immediately tried to peace out, but stayed to support his mom. This man deserves an award for his service... or at least a plaque.

[@LordMoldyCheeks]

Bro 😂😂😂😂💀

[@spynyi]

Mayonic Plague

[@maixe13]

This man need free health insurance

[@deflowerdefile]

misread plaque as plague and was like: I thought he already had it?

[@legopachycephalosaurus6825]

Soviet Kappa Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t England have free healthcare?

[@Radicaldude]

i like to put my mouse cursor over charlie's and pretend we're holding hands

[@hrtzz_undrskor]

@@Lach0h oh shut up dude, i know its a joke but is not even funny

[@Jester-hk4mu]

bruno ramello let people have fun

[@pussyslaya4543]

@@hrtzz_undrskor no it was definitely funny

[@Tielormus]

very funny joke, it was good joke.

[@kindakyana2372]

@@hrtzz_undrskor for someone with a smiley face as a pfp, you aren't very happy

[@alexjay8257]

That was the first time I've seen a dog stop and think about what it just ate.

[@Gazzitas]

"Hey Chef, what's for dinner?" "Slop, Slime."

[@Haniyasushin]

What ever a meal one can make with a slop or a slime?

[@randonlando418]

Not my sweets, not my treats!

[@frumbolo]

I don't wanna do this, but we gotta dump the Quaaludes!

[@baucyboi53]

Gazzitas maggots from my decomposing grandparents

[@didyourenewyou5129]

@@frumbolo I deliver the goods

[@LilyRose-rp5dm]

This is what creating a homunculus looks like.

[@randomheadful7190]

Sir you win the internet today!

[@yagnikbose8973]

FMAB reference...😆😆

[@Febard]

hahaha :'D

[@Noname-uk9mu]

Exactly what I thought.

[@augiman8088]

The food looks like something out of resident evil

[@DuskyPanther13]

The funny thing is I can imagine EXACTLY what you're talking about

[@ohsnapitsdiana]

The family from Res 7 didn’t even make this many mistakes lmfao

[@baronvongott7879]

Yeah, that wiggling bag in RE4 that you find in a dumpster.

[@adaddylicious1748]

Copied.

[@anaoaoao1194]

THE BAKERS kek

[@KylesCorner96]

Your humor fucken does it man I’m sat here with a fucked up tail bone in tears from the pain getting up sitting down haven’t slept in a week and your able to make me laugh hard enough to cry in a good way thanks for sharing yourself with the rest of the world charlie your a real national treasure cheers bud 🍻

[@Yamezzzz]

I know it sounds like I'm being snarky, insulting or mean, but I genuinely value Kay's Cooking as it's literally the only cooking videos that make me stop being hungry, which is an incredibly useful tool. Thank you Kay, and I mean no ill harm. I genuinely value these videos.

[@bugglemagnum6213]

I mean no ill harm, only affable harm

[@eemansuhail]

her videos make me more hungry ._.

[@hellosweetheart3350]

This is my favorite diet channel too.

[@thewickedzaku]

I started to drool when I seen the ground beef boiling.

[@tigredelacalle801]

I agree. Last year my son was spitting out huge white stuff and fell on the floor; I went into his room to see what was going on and glanced at one of these videos he was watching! He is still amazed to this day by the juicy flavor of the recipe.. wonder why he won’t eat my food...🤔

[@jennyzhao9271]

I feel uncomfortable seeing Charlie in a shirt that isn't white

[@montysvest]

Id argue it's on par with this cooking

[@justdroppingthings]

He said he was just doing a short stream before he went out for happy hour, like that's any excuse to wear a different colored shirt.

[@thelonewanderer420]

I feel uncomfortable seeing him in daylight

[@Gazzitas]

Jenny Zhao Keep this comment at 666 likes.

[@spillikyn9128]

I won't like , as it will break the 666, but I like in spirit

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

How to make Meatballs. Step 1: Tear off a chunk of meat. Step 2: Dunk In Egg. Step 3: Put In Oven For 10 Minutes.

[@sirgallant5000]

You would think you'd make a BALL out of the MEAT first. But that's just a rookie mistake.

[@Hugo-el8qq]

Step 4: Contract salmonella

[@BuetifullPersun]

Hey, at least it’s better than using 9 pieces of ice and a morsel.

[@gryla5290]

**inhales** they look great

[@Argonak1]

adorably smug little bastard *exhales* No.

[@thatblaze0061]

We need Gordon Ramsey to arrest this women himself

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

She paid him off with counterfeit lamb sauce comprised of piss and mayonnaise

[@cookiedinoz130]

IT FOKIN RAW

[@eunoiaa4953]

Gordon Ramsay is a god I pray to him every night

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

@@eunoiaa4953 I shall commit blasphemy by saying the gamer word.

[@fan4every1lol89]

No seasoning

[@MrPug-dt4sd]

This is how Americans see British food and British people see American food. Edit: can you guys stop arguing in the replies, please.

[@flaviusbelisarius7517]

None of this is traditional British stuff or even in danger of being associated with British food. All she did was buy the British equivalent to what cooking with Jack makes

[@oliviavanhook1183]

They didn’t say this WAS British food. I can assure you, this food isn’t American either. They were stating that this is how they SEE each other’s food, because it’s foreign to them.

[@MrPug-dt4sd]

​@@oliviavanhook1183Correct.

[@deathserpent9747]

@@MrPug-dt4sd you forget that america has black people. We dont do this shit and southern white people dont do this shit either

[@gingerninja5449]

It's really neither

[@epiphanysyzygy3103]

I like to imagine that her entire channel is an elaborate work of satire.

[@shanejohnson87]

Epiphany Syzygy it has to be... right?

[@A_Person167-8]

Discount How-To-Basic

[@Nikkkkkkkkkkk]

A Person If it was satire it’d be more high concept than HowToBasic, as it’d be a lot more subtle and methodical.

[@brokelos]

i think it is tbh, the food is to bad to be real. bet all the ingredients she use is expired.

[@Darthloopgames]

HAS to be

[@kamael1125]

This made me laugh so hard I raptured my spleen. Doctor said it still looks better than Key's cooking which I'm not sure was warning or promise of getting through it. Thank you Charlie and Kay for making my day :D 5:25 Even Kay is not sure if her son will survive this judging by her look.

[@empire-ant-z]

Bro your spleen flew to heaven!?

[@kamael1125]

@@empire-ant-z to hell with Key's cooking.

[@blank1744]

I'm starting to think she's doing all of this just to get her son to move out.

[@potatobug5136]

Bruh

[@bigounce8549]

Even her son wasn't the best thing that came out of her oven.

[@territorialamcape2726]

Now your gettin it.

[@buyingsummons8542]

I think shes trying 2 to be like that other channel where he doesnt actually cook but just destroys his kitchen lol. No one cooks this bad on purpose!!!

[@Joey_Star_]

*dog

[@lordzugurke]

I lost my sh*t, when she started cooking the meat in pure water

[@ryujinjakka4518]

@Tommy Bangacuci okay there’s some things you need to know. This was not an easy way to make beef gravy. Beef gravy is already easy AF to make. You don’t boil beef in a big pot of water to make beef gravy. If anything, she made a really bland gravy due to the extreme amount of water in it.

[@nickswisher1615]

@@ryujinjakka4518 yeah. If she wanted to keep a similar way of cooking that, she could’ve used stock it would’ve tasted better. But definitely ways to improve the recipe

[@theonionsystem7779]

@Tommy Bangacuci ohhh is that how you actually make gravy homemade? Wow thank you that's very helpful

[@TheDevilishangel123]

that water wasn't pure

[@SlayHER-21]

I too boil my meat regularly, it gives it that lovely *water flavor*

[@bIisstea]

“he’s going to war right now, and the battlefield is kay’s kitchen”

[@ImTheBluestBird]

That’s sure what he said.

[@thatrandomguy6545]

Seriously how is that not a war crime???

[@captainbongwater7790]

Wrong. The battlefield is mayonnaise.

[@absentisomnis8650]

no the battlefield is the codename kidsnextdoor cafeteria lady, because that girl looks quite like her

[@gdouble382]

The thumbnail looks like someone tried to perform an at home liposuction

[@joeypooka]

Seeing those "meatballs" honestly made me feel physically sick

[@x33]

Same but mentally sick too

[@scramblecore9156]

Everything she created makes me wanna vomit

[@user-pp6kd7ut4k]

I don’t understand how it’s possible to prepare them that poorly

[@rasxn0]

You’re telling me you don’t eat this everyday

[@moirakizito4828]

🤢🤢

[@muhammadalif4792]

"Keanu reaves streaming and watching people making food on youtube" What a timeline did I live in.

[@chrise3801]

Not even close

[@legorickdeckard229]

more like Justin Long

[@FullMetalKaliber]

A sarcastic Ross from friends who has been stuck on an island for 2 years

[@gunter3543]

MeganexusTV did you live in? What are you dead

[@darf3475]

@Juan Cortez Muro No.

[@g.rossini1723]

when she pulled the meatballs out i felt like i could never eat again

[@peytonbell6303]

I had to pause the video and look away for a second. It made me sick

[@littlepuppy120]

Ikr HowToBasics "cooking" looks better than that.

[@danirey425]

They look like human brains🤮.

[@teenybabs]

They're never even proper meatballs, just lumps of minced meat that somewhat resembled brains. It has to be a piss take. No way anyone cooks like that.

[@maxjuraska9115]

"cmon kids were going to memaws house" "is she cooking?" "yeah why wouldnt she?" "noooooooooo"

[@tarkus7033]

Saw the thumbnail and thought we were back to cooking with jack

[@HerpDerpTheTank]

Tarkus Cooking with Jack doesn't hold a candle to this absolute horror of a cooking show. This is some kind of CDC Outbreak waiting to happen.

[@Goblintom]

Oh, it's lot, lot worse.

[@BroBuster]

I just came from the Jack videos and I didn't think it could get worse. Fair to say, I was wrong. Nothing comes close to this abysmal salmonella party of a "cooking" show.

[@aaronlandry3934]

Matthew Miller Cooking with Jack was just add a bunch of mayonnaise to everything, but this is some sort of demonic witch’s brew. I was half-expecting that beef alphabet soup to get up and start moving

[@feltyash6484]

Atleast Jack's food looked like food

[@MaruMaruMaruMaruMaru]

WHOLE CHICKEN IN A CAN WHOLE CHICKEN IN A CAN

[@aple8307]

chicken ramen how do you fit it in? You just ramen it in

[@Rexen1995]

Ashens

LMAO!

[@arma4210]

"Any vegetarians in the house? What's that? ALL OF YOU NOW?"

[@KSR3]

@@aple8307 get out

[@sheryi9640]

shes the type of person who would eat medium rare chicken

[@theonionsystem7779]

I genuinely read it as "she's the type of chicken who would eat medium rare person"

[@caseyhelmer704]

@@theonionsystem7779 No, no you fucking didn't

[@valdante7136]

Casey Helmer bruh chill lol

[@caseyhelmer704]

@Pistil I hate black people

[@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122]

@@caseyhelmer704 What the fuck is wrong with you asshole?

[@jesspiscitello6511]

This woman has a youtube plaque now and its probably thanks to you Charlie. She looks like such a sweet lady, though she isn't Gordan Ramsey I still love her.

[@monstermousse3837]

"Just like mama used to make, that's why I left home."

[@terramerc733]

Well my condolences to you for having parents that can't cook for shit

[@lonecyborg5729]

Hahahahha..shyt!

[@Osarot13]

Best comment ever

[@terramerc733]

@Go D god forbid shitty vegan parents that cant cook

[@terramerc733]

krepnata kadara i call the mayo bacon one the McCumshot by McHillbilly

[@SavageEntertainmentYEAH]

“How to make a homunculus with raw beef”

[@LawOfCausality]

R.I.P to the russian dude that used to actually create those alien monsters. It sounds crazy to the normal person, but look it up. The dude was a genius.

[@kalazakan]

@@LawOfCausality Lol it was visual effects

[@graag1]

Kalazakan no they original man not the fucking clickbaiters you god damn mollusk.

[@kalazakan]

@@graag1 yes I know the original Russian guy. THAT was visual effects you fucking mollusk

[@SolaireHighwind]

*Human transmutation, the ultimate taboo of alchemy*

[@Krakkokayne]

5:26 even Kay is surprised that her son didn't immediately die after eating her food

[@FullaHustle]

best comment yet

[@charlespanache7047]

The look on her face says it all

[@elfertrn]

She’s been trying to make a food that would finally defeat her sons disgusting taste, she continues her quest with no end

[@owenjolley351]

He’s been brought up on her terrible cooking.

[@Krakkokayne]

@@owenjolley351 He now has an %100 resistance to disease

[@evanbunny5393]

“Oop just a little fungus” lives in my head rent free

[@letita5997]

so you’re telling me she cooked the mince meat without spices? WITH ONLY WATER?

[@wolf-yq6fs]

I know WHITE?

[@vivoxy1950]

I cant lol

[@meropticon_1651]

Cooking meat with water is a travesty to begin with.

[@Ergospheres]

@@wolf-yq6fs just say that you hate white people bro

[@TJ20232]

She used gravy granules too. Bit grim.

[@ricky87mendoza34]

Why is no one talking about the fact that he doesn't have a white shirt

[@beetosbeef]

the first thing i noticed

[@fmsussy7862]

yeah man

[@karambwan1649]

Jesus gets a day off too

[@happygilmore8321]

It's really fucking bothering me now that you pointed it out

[@pbg1204]

She doesn’t need one, the mayo she’s using will prolly go all over hers

[@Grant7488]

This looks worse than the food they were serving in Resident Evil 7

[@1989Icarus]

Perhaps Resident Evil was the inspiration for her cooking 😂

[@punkowhisps9175]

Hahahaha I love that game.

[@randomdude4556]

Hypaspistai or the other way around lol

[@dwemmersupremacy6450]

Came to the comments because I knew someone would say this.

[@SirenAngelique]

Oh god how did I not notice XD can't wait for the video where her son admits that her food is bad and she gets pissed and dissolves into bugs

[@giusepperesponte8077]

That Sunday dinner is easily the best looking thing she’s ever made which is saying a lot because it looks dreadful.

[@randyrandy2460]

Is this is what Gordon Ramsay sees when someone puts normal food in front of him?

[@amor4895]

TheNaziTwilight 😏

[@Muelas69]

@Deniz Metinoğlu T. *HARDATTACK*

[@iCherub]

@TheNaziTwilight 😜

[@Sinderance_]

@TheNaziTwilight I am witnessing the devolution of the human race in real time.

[@JeanMarceaux]

FUCK ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHUT IT DOWN I'M CALLING THE FDA

[@snaiiled]

if my mom ever cooked like this i would singlehandedly travel back in time to 16 years ago and immediately set myself up for adoption as i slide out of the womb.

[@JakauYT]

my mum DOES cook like this, if not worse, constantly tellin er i can make my own food then go shop n get some pot noodles, and yes, ive been poisoned many times

[@snaiiled]

@@JakauYT oh my- i feel bad for you omg

[@bakruptfern329]

@@JakauYT Bro do you need a hug?

[@chunkymunkey9182]

@@JakauYT Immunity to poison +300.

[@Jibbleyang]

@@JakauYT i find it confusing why you would even eat that… can you go a few days without eating? Because if my parents cooked like that I would just starve myself

[@cigarettes5613]

1:52 It looks like the food from the family dinner scene in Resident Evil 7

[@That-_-_-Guy]

*HE'S NOT EATING IT JACK, HE'S NOT EATING IT*

@@That-_-_-Guy LMAO!

[@fabiocetrulo4462]

Was thinking of the same exact thing xD

[@wt6343]

Xanxiety BRO IM SAYINGGGG

[@slayrix279]

Exactly what I was think lol, was just about to commend that, but I think that around 2:20 it looks a lot more like it

[@mitkru16]

"Mom, what are we having tonight?" "Piss Take Scrambled Egg & Beans."

[@olsaaan]

She means the video is a piss take

[@jacob910able]

god americans are so ignorant

[@assaulttoad]

Jg Bruh

[@sycoraz]

Jg I’m American , just not dumb so leave the rest of us outta it lol

[@reharp2037]

Jg God you went from owning half the world to an island the size of manhattan and a few islands

[@CocoasArt]

The mayonaise part 😳

[@duckie4655]

Lmao I was waiting for his girlfriend to be like "wtf are you doing???"

[@mazatl5275]

Mayonnaise is god, don't you know?

[@Ghostfoxkori]

😳😳

[@denisu6393]

*Cooking with Jack flashbacks*

[@jotarothanos9862]

😳

[@imadgrim]

This cooking is on filthy frank cake level

[@sumsushii27]

not even vomit cake, hair cake nor human cake can compare to this monstrosity

[@almond2954]

Except she's doing it unironically

[@Dummychum]

Don’t even fucking mention father

[@yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263]

Don’t bring him into this. I’d take hair, vomit and/or human cake over this “food” any day.

[@discontinuedcereal]

I‘d rather est hair cake than this just look at it. All the proteins hat set at the top and formed somekind of skin. Jesus I hope she‘s just doung it for the gag and not believing that this abomination is any good

[@jadlad9666]

The smash cut from her putting the meatballs into the oven to her shouting over the smoke alarm gets me every time

[@sandy_says]

Kay should start cooking classes for women who wanna get rid of their husbands. P.S: those meatballs made me dry heave.

[@klairdelun456]

Can I use these recipes to get rid of my boyfriend??

[@kindakyana2372]

@@klairdelun456 of course, 100% guarantee

[@XXX3134L]

They were fuckin repulsive

[@lonewalkerproductions]

If by "get rid" you mean poison them to death then you are correct

[@cryzero8534]

She didn't season it

[@smashthepie1759]

Showing this to gordon ramsey would give him a seizure

[@jesse8381]

Nah a 2 month long coma

[@OneSaltyBruh]

*death*

[@ActuallySavi]

No I think he'd straight up die

[@Plant_btw]

Hed die on the spot or hire a hitman to go after her lmao

[@I1-_Ok_-1I]

The damage would be irreversible He'd have 2 days left to live

[@shpier5411]

Oh, so this is where my school’s lunch ladies find their recipes.

[@renny489]

My school lunch isnt even that bad or gross looking

[@keiishine]

Shp ier Our lunch ladies microwave the food.

[@mumoos1251]

my schools lunch is way better than that even-

[@vushui7117]

My lunch ladies use ovens but they use pre made things

[@MW2isthebest123]

She is our schools lunch lady.

[@reaallbadman]

"somehow it gets worse and worse" literally kays cooking in a nutshell

[@midgetconi1811]

8:31 "These are the kinds of food that wars are fought over". No, this is the kind of food that causes war

[@yoindianbro]

That the bioweapon that ends wars

[@hasyy151]

midgetconi Its the cure to world hunger

[@caligulasaquarium7637]

@@hasyy151 by making sure there's no one left alive to starve

[@pauloperegrinau.8521]

It's the kind of meat they serve at war

[@kyjw10]

Plausible theory: Kay one day decided to pursue a cooking channel, but she had no idea how to cook. So she wipped up a dish and made her son taste test it. He tasted it and was on the edge of throwing up, but he realized that if he said her cooking was good he would stick around longer... rent free. He said it was good and it got in her head that she is the next Gordon Ramsey.

[@ghouly9535]

Thank you matpat

[@SilentGAMERZisgay]

Now that's some good quality lore right there

[@vxntage.teacup1859]

but hey that's just a theory! a KAY-me theory-

[@SilentGAMERZisgay]

@@vxntage.teacup1859 XD

[@XBOWTOTHEFACE]

Twist: He hates his mom's cooking...tells her it's good. But her head game good. So he stays.

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

I actually gagged when she made those “meatballs”

[@criscrosxxx]

Me too sis

[@Alter292]

I mean, it’s not even a hard process of rolling them into balls...

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

And the whole point of the egg is to bind the damned meat together! You don't need to egg wash your meat like it's a pastry, meat will brown on its own, you don't have to just treat it like an egg yolk dunkaroo ugh I'm not even mad I'm just disappointed...like clearly she has the internet if she started a KZbin channel. There is some really basic stuff you absorb into your cooking lexicon after one to two videos, any amount of research.

[@SweetMargonade]

Julian Robinson gagged through the whole thing

[@commentaccount7880]

@@Alter292 she does NOT have the dexterity to make a ball out of meat

[@picnicsinspace198]

The way she looks at her son when he’s testing the “food” is the look a witch would give thinking “I wonder when the curse kicks in??”

[@andromalius8890]

This is my new diet, I’ll watch these every time I want to eat an entire cheesecake. I’ll be rake thin in no time

[@PeelingFlame]

how's it working so far?

[@steeledcelestial2958]

Leon King lol

[@saninorochimaru2]

how's that going for you?

[@AwesomeFDO789]

From all the food poisoning.

[@artificialcolourzeee4647]

@@AwesomeFDO789 they never said eat them they said watch them like to ruin the appetite

[@merlin5523]

Charlie: "Name a more iconic duo, Kay and mince meat" Me: "Cooking with Jack and Mayonaisse"

[@mae-hy3cm]

They should collab tbh

[@nolanrux7866]

She makes Jack look like Jamie Oliver.

[@hijiritasuzuki6454]

I can't decide her and Jack which is healthier

[@kvrsed2620]

You know someone’s cooking is bad when it looks worse than HowToBasic’s “cooking”.

[@damn8648]

@@dixienourmous8156 ikr whats this dunce thinking

[@littlepuppy120]

Id personally say HowToBasics cooking looks and (probably)tastes better than all this lady's cooking. Also there was so much grease in the tray of the vomit balls, heart attack in a vomit ball.

[@polbasilio8290]

HTB's cooking is good but there are situations where...

[@Cloudy-dr8dg]

I mean, howtobasic has a beautiful dish at the start... then it all goes to shit

[@littlepuppy120]

@@Cloudy-dr8dg Yes, and this lady has a shit dish at the start and turns even shittier

[@dyoneffcennedie2939]

Holy f*ckin sheet when Charlie says 'it's like an ancient spell from a witch's cauldron', the rumbling pot of brown forms its scum into a witch outline

[@karenthegrilledcheese]

I feel like 30% of her mince crumbling issues could be easily fixed if she didn’t handle the meat like it’s as delicate as wet tissue paper

[@sirdetmist3204]

Or you know fucking fried it off for once.

[@Niagaranobs]

*80%

[@mevolent4784]

Having a chef as a dad makes me soo happy, feels like i won the parental genetic lottery

[@DCUOxDestro]

Can you please show him this video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiselakobasica5867]

Damn i want to become a chef

[@mevolent4784]

@@DCUOxDestro update: he quit

[@doginaburrito2003]

@@mevolent4784 oh.

[@Truck-kun_01]

Hmmmmmm