The Worst Hack Ever

[@ragtag0]

I really hope no one hacks pyrocynical and releases his tf2 mod folder

[@Bobbies1]

Don't look at pyro's sprays

[@emulation2369]

I hope someone does

[@noah6469]

@@emulation2369 ik it'd be so bad. only someone so heinous would want to also use it. rlly hope it never ever happens..

[@ACHILLES8887]

I need the mod

[@BrainDamage716]

@@DarkDomain0001 ok

[@zr_dri]

I love how pyro's mind knows the most obscure videos that have nothing in common with whatever he's reacting to,

[@unkn0wns0urc39]

@@DarkDomain0001 we wont dont worry

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

It would be quite a shame if someone were to hack into Pyro's "SECRET art commisions" folder.

[@jjellzz]

@@DarkDomain0001 ok

[@seanwylie3892]

@@DarkDomain0001 hiesenbones

[@95Hzq1dFwz]

@@DarkDomain0001 k

[@marcoklepsky]

honestly they’re not even secret anymore considering what’s in his likes on twitter

[@sirsnausages2164]

There's no secrets, and honestly I like it that way. Distribute ALL the porn to EVERYBODY.

[@smugemolga]

I hope someone doesn't hack pyro's computer and spread his deep dark secrets

[@marcoa.2912]

Imagine all the furry inflation porn...

[@UncleB0ris]

Like how he has Petscop 2 ready to upload?

[@masterruri6279]

do that everyone just die, peeping the horror

[@sfd8732]

What secret can be possibly darker than thicc pyro mod?

[@Sparkle0501]

Lmao

[@ActuallyHoudini]

i love it when people do their autisms for good and michevious means

[@ting4758]

Wtf is ur english man

[@UncleSeraph]

We do a little autistic trolling

[@noxEmP]

can confirm, I do mischievous things! I have put a pipebomb in your mailbox

[@stealthelfboy]

Only someone with ASD could hack into North Korea on their own. Bless our bois.

[@ActuallyHoudini]

@@stealthelfboy i mean my autism has left me with an unneccessary amount of knowledge on the differance between seperate media formats, the life and times of kurt cobain and audrey hepburn and as well as an encyclopedic knowledge on the movies in my dvd collection. also the works of peter kropotkin. but i don't do hacking as coding scares me. too many forward slashes and numbers that don't need to be where numbers should. scares. good with the social stuff but the coding? nah. too much for me. i'll stick with having a vast and complex understanding of the functions of the human brain and it's relation to metaphysics. also writing unneccessarily long paragraphs on youtube. but i would happily hack north korea if i didn't want to visit there to try the kimchi.

[@tarabletv]

"The Sony hack look like child's play" Gotta respect Pyro for immediately opening his video with a pun

[@commissarthorne3894]

Do you think Sony only makes games?

[@tarabletv]

@@commissarthorne3894 r/whoossh it's a pun because the hack Pyro addressed in this video happened with literal children's playthings

[@commissarthorne3894]

@@tarabletv are you under the impression that the Sony hack only affected Playstations?

[@JustBizmuth]

@@commissarthorne3894 are you high?

[@dandydasyt4766]

@@JustBizmuth ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!

[@RenegadeVile]

I got a course on software security in my masters and SQL injection ,despite having been around for decades at this point, still remains a common exploit. It's baffling how little some companies and devs give a shit about security.

[@Androidonator]

ARE YOU SOMETHING OF A SEQUEL INJECTOR HUH INJECT THAT SEQUEL

[@DHIRAL2908]

They could have had just a simple bug bounty program without even paying anyone lol...

[@DaRealNim]

@@DHIRAL2908 i mean when a company does a bug bounty it's just implied that you'll be given a reward if you find something, no one's gonna work for free

[@DHIRAL2908]

@@DaRealNim Nah there are many free programs in Hackerone, many do it for gaining quick reputation for that platform. For example I found a bug in Pfizer and gained 7 reputation points in Hackerone, all for free... Although the +7 doesn't really help that much against my -20 previous reputation.. 😂

[@trianglemoebius]

​@@DHIRAL2908 As Tom Scott once pointed out, if you reveal security company, these days you're more likely to get arrested than you are given a reward. They likely won't even fix the exploit, so the only thing that will change is you've lost about $5k and gained a 7-10 year jail sentence.

[@thatverseguy]

I love how this man goes around hacking Microsoft, Nintendo and even North Korea but doesn't get any serious consequences. Legit a legal troll.

[@makesthemusic6340]

nah he so good at hacking that he’s not in our simulation anymore

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I caught part of this stream live but after the last TBH pod episode, the "if my child's anything like me, they won't get any Internet time" point hits different

[@Melkweg7]

Uh oh

[@brunomenezes9011]

I love how the hacker became an anti-hero after he was punished for being a nice guy. Anime character development.

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

Anti hero? he uploaded malware on Microsofts servers, if you were unaware that malware would infect normal people.

[@ninjafighterblue9413]

@@TheArrivalCyberse He's kinda a anti hero. He also hacked into North Korea's OS, and leaked it. But yeah the Microsoft and Nintendo thing is just a big....oof

[@brunomenezes9011]

@@TheArrivalCyberse Ok let me fix that: *HERO

[@brunomenezes9011]

@@ninjafighterblue9413 Screwing these companies is heroic and deserving of a medal.

[@miked9594]

This was insane when it happened and the fact some of these toys still exist is baffling

[@ziglind]

@@DarkDomain0001 Sure

[@FiskenIsFishy]

@@DarkDomain0001 ok

[@just-mees]

Hearing about the things slipstream has done is like finding out that there was a secret deutergonist that secretly caused a lot of story events in an anime

[@Shazam1998]

Pyro's chat is the most annoying thing Ive ever seen. I feel like all those spammers are either bots or share one collective brain cell.

[@wetsockTM]

came down here to type this holy shit we get it u want him to play the deep game

[@Bread-nx9fo]

Fr they never stop spamming, super annoying

[@derpdud]

“PLAY WITH AMAGATSU” “THE DEEP IS CALLING” is all i see in the chat

[@enderisawesome4381]

the deep is calling bro cope

[@derpdud]

@@enderisawesome4381 you liked your own comment bro 😭

[@Vrga]

Love this new format Pyro's trying by reacting to other people's content. He's truly a youtube prodigy.

[@XCVBNMC]

That is actually hilarious and sad. The guy who brought up the vulnerability problem gets arrested, albeit let go, but the corporation gets away with a slap on the wrist of slap on a wrist.

[@acat6145]

He stole millions of data and he wasn’t officially employed so yeah it’s still a crime and I will admit the FTC doesn’t have enough teeth but of course the hacker would get punished what do you expect

[@papkinn]

Whenever you feel cringe just remember that at least you're not that one dude Pyro caught raging over Genshin Impact for no particular reason in the chat.

[@davidci]

I like how the video started talking about how a kid's toy company screwed up this badly then ending with how much if an insane person Slipstream was.

[@dankbruhnco1765]

I love the fact that they put doom on it ,because not only is open source but it also needs very low graphical power. So you can put it on everything for example a digital pregnancy test , toaster or even in Minecraft

[@silverdrag0n_]

there's an entire subreddit for just putting doom on random devices

[@dankbruhnco1765]

@@silverdrag0n_ I think I have heard of it. Kind of insane that you could put doom from 1997 on everything.

[@silverdrag0n_]

@@dankbruhnco1765 yeah, it's honestly fascinating

[@Obscure19]

Pyro's chat is just so strange. These people look like they are from a different universe.

[@nman551]

I think they’re escaped mental patients

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

I constantly have to remind myself that a living breathing human being *chose* to type that shit in the chat. Anonymity is terrifying.

[@commissarthorne3894]

They all collectively share one braincells and have the memory span of a fucking amoeba. Seriously, you can see it in the top comments, the amount of reminders of pyro's fetishes are mind numbing.

[@ThugHunterfromIsrael]

sometimes i get bricked up just browsing the internet and your videos always help making it go away!

[@415-k1ub]

I'm glad that there's video highlights cause the stream chat is so braindead. Usually, chat is part of the fun in streams, whether you participate in it live or just reading it, but the constant wall of spam asking Pyro to do something else just kills a piece of my soul every time I look at it.

[@ubermaster134]

Yeah pyro's fanbase is pretty crap on average and alot of the comments make me wonder if they even watched any of the videos

[@ABIGD0G]

Love how the price was calculated to be about 314 million and 1 minute later pyro is like "yea if he sold it to china or russia he would have made billions". Also the dude talks for 10 minutes about Vtech and their tablet and then pyro says he never heard of the company and asks if its like an ipad for kids

[@Crusty_gumbus]

The nintendo hack was actually pretty crazy. Nintendo is really stingy with their source code so it prevented a lot of advances in old games like sm64 and zelda and it helped the speedrunning community.

[@trianglemoebius]

I suspect I'm in the minority, but I really feel like learning information from a hack cheapens the speedrun community. There's a certain beauty to all these people getting together to find and share strategies and advice they've gained through collective years of trial and error - if you can just crack the game open and find the exploits in the code, I feel like it really ruins the whole thing. Maybe I'm just old.

[@JustBizmuth]

@@trianglemoebius nah i agree, although i get why some wouldn't care and just want to go the easy way

[@eknichk]

The hacker is a god amongst men for hacking Red Star OS and Multi-Billionnare Companies. If he had time he would hack the world bank

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Damn, that man has a hacking addiction. He can't stop hacking.

[@duckinggroup]

Pyro, Buying A VTEC For His 16 Year Old Child.

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

Pyro's kid: *becomes a furry anyway

[@SlicedBreaddd]

I also want a honda civic for my 16th birthday

[@duckinggroup]

@@SlicedBreaddd Bruh, Lmaooo

[@ohmawgawdVEVO]

VTec bwahhh

[@TheAuzman466]

Reminder if you're worried about your PC being compromised, Malwarebytes is completely free to use to scan your entire system and it's probably the best available. Active monitoring costs money, but Windows Defender is perfectly fine for that.

[@ashleyking8851]

I remember vtech being a thing on TV adverts when I was a kid myself, they always seemed kinda insane with their toys and blurring the line between kids toy and expensive electronic device, crazy story

[@ChumMiser]

Vtech is such a classic company for me; my favourite thing as a kid was this vtech laptop that had a bunch of preloaded games on it, no internet access. Didn't know they did internet stuff nowadays, but it's fascinating to see that they've changed their tech to be more 'normal' like that

[@ancwhor]

Man's said recent. June bro. You are as recent as nan 😂😂😂

[@TheShadowclaw72]

Every time Pyro calls the new Ratchet and Clank a remake of the original game I lose 5 years of my life and my hairline recedes by 2 inches

[@NunyaBusiness21]

You'd think he'd know more about it, seeing as he's a furry and all. But maybe he's just getting confused with the demon souls remake

[@TheShadowclaw72]

@@NunyaBusiness21 none of the gold bolts unlock inflated ratchet, so pyro probably got disappointed and decided to clown on the game

[@ziglind]

"Worst hack" Optus:

[@Tomentos]

Dude: *Talking about a deep and complex technology used to keep track of your data* Pyro: iPhone Hot Dog

[@amilk12]

the play with agamatsu spam 💀

[@ShydenPierce]

deepwoken dog

[@itsPlasma06]

22:34 You say that, but this is the guy who proved L was indeed Real in Super Mario 64

[@CK-hc5oh]

hope that pyrocynical keep his secret and cultured folders away from dirty people who sneaks around the PC every 2 to 4 A.M

[@compatriot852]

It's only a matter of time till somebody hacks and releases Pyro's mod folder

[@trianglemoebius]

We know so many of Pyro's darkest secrets, I don't think there's any mod on God's Green Earth that would be scandalous for the community to see. If it got leaked that Pyro attached massive futa c*cks (censored for algorithmic reasons) to every class on TF2, Pyro viewers would just shrug and say, "Yeah, we saw that one coming."

[@danyaljamil1677]

@@trianglemoebius I do wonder if he has a futa collection.

[@jimjam742]

this hacker is the very definition of 'i'm a villain, not a monster'

[@Nova_Mane]

the thing is, sql injections are relatively easy to avoid or protect yourselves from, i literally learnt it in the 1st semester of Computers science

[@SleepDeprivedGinger]

I love how Pyro plays off the Nintendo Gigaleak as not a big deal, when we literally got never-before-seen prototypes of games, sprites that aren’t even in a final game’s files, and even Luigi’s model in Super Mario 64 turning the L Is Real 2401 rumour into a prophecy that came true. I did not make up the latter, look it up on the Super Mario Wiki.

[@sebosebo4661]

Would be a shame if a random hacker leaked Pyro's art commission request history

[@azzy6687]

hacking pyro's brain must be so sad because you just get 43 thousand files of the exact same 5 jokes

[@abramvillasenor8692]

Pyro kinks are hereditary so you better keep them kids off the internet

[@wheelybins]

Man was playing Watch Dogs IRL. This was so unepic.

[@sorroua1658]

Vtech: Makes an unbreakable vault: Proceeds to leave the keys, codes and combinations outside with tutorials

[@bombboy3427]

Not even that. It was like getting a keypad lock that everyone knows the password to

[@Bread-nx9fo]

@@DarkDomain0001 nobody is gonna do it

[@DoNotCallMyBrother]

Pyro’s child typing “Pyrotechnics” an Pyro smashing the Vtech tablet in the ground

[@Christmandavid10]

Mark probably puts the tape on the cameras because he knows how much people are stalked by companies

[@chompshlomp8389]

I used this topic for my business management college class after seeing your video. Im creaming in my pants because of it.

[@spoy_4657]

my grandmother died today and this was before her death ty pyrocynical

[@KyryloMudrokha]

1:34 is it because the Internet is dangerous or you don't want to hear "daddy, why did you have pyro with huge ass?"

[@broke_gamer_]

So I work in cybersecurity, SQL injection used to be SUPER common. Like back in 2014 it was a massive issue. Like this is taught in universities it is so old and was so commonplace. The fact that this is happening in 2022 is INSANE. I bet that most of vtech's security team and a couple developers got axed due to this. SQL injection is like the number one concern when setting up an SQL database. Im super surprised that this happened.

[@MediKitt]

didnt the vtech hack happen in 2015?

[@broke_gamer_]

@@MediKitt didnt realize this when commenting! But yeah that date explains a lot

[@locomotivefaox]

>Issued formal warning not to hack multi billion dollar electronics companies “Blehhh noooo you can’t make me blehhh :p”

[@revilno]

I love how many times Pyro has made jokes that were disproved Before he made the joke

[@toxsik654]

I never new how much I needed pyro saying Vtec as a sound

[@gracusa]

I did a project on making slides and a video teaching teens about this hack, it was a very interesting attack to research on tbh

[@Salim-RS]

Half an hour of Pyro content ? Blessed this evening

[@TheDrunkenFROG]

Thanks for the re-upload of someone else work Pyro, very cool.

[@pockpock6382]

I cant believe "react Andy" (or x Andy in general) made it into the content i watch besides Jerma. Truly a sign of how big the influence of that psycho is.

[@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411]

Man, I love watching Pyrocynical video of him watching a video I already watched 3 months ago!

[@tsunamityphoon6932]

5 seconds in and travis scott burger bit, never change Pyro.

[@datwee7576]

Gotta love how in the Ryan’s toy review page on of the first results is “Early life”

[@FeeshUnofficial]

I don't understand why massive tech companies don't use the most advanced encryption on all their data in this day and age. I mean I literally learned to do that in secondary school computer science class. The cyber security employees there must either not be allowed to or are too lazy to update the databases

[@eagletgriff]

Or arent paid enough to do that lol

[@starlightthetribewing4774]

Small children on the Internet was never a good idea.

[@sashbandit]

Most large companies CEO's have no computer literacy and find their IT tech departments to be money sinks. Since 90% of the day IT is preventing data breaches it gives the illusion of nothing happening, they find it a waste. So most IT ends up undervalued

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

I always assume it was some management issue.

[@sambird141]

Bro that Roblox car crash compilation was hilarious

[@HughMungusXD]

When you're talking about your internet lady letting you in with 0 info, she likely recognized your voice or noticed you're in the same location as the requested login. More reasonable to let you login that way.

[@tysantv4759]

bro the chat being stuffed with the deep is calling and call agamatsu is legendary

[@Bread-nx9fo]

Holy crap lois! A new pyrocynical video!

[@Homewarfare]

"21 and his brain half developed" whoa does this dude have an internet MRI?

[@carlito19934]

In the hospital getting my heart checked out while watching this thanks pyro for the well needed stress relief finally fell asleep asfter feeling shit for a good day or 2

[@carlito19934]

Edit: appearently i have a unregular heart rythm

[@GaidaBG]

@@carlito19934 i hope you go and try to get that fixed man.Wish you all the luck

[@paulcrump9574]

Pyro talking about US senators being crusty when the English literally have Prince Philip

[@hellboy30098]

A lot of parents say they'll never let their child near the internet Only to realize that it's completely unavoidable. They'll be some exposure, *somewhere* unless you're a nomad.

[@burnjsun]

can we talk about how all these 2nd channel vids are are just pyro seeing something in a video and then going "i'll never understand how-"

[@gingerdanny]

i actually feel like i am developing secondhand brainrot from all of the 12 year olds spamming to play roblox in your chat please never play roblox

[@Juntou]

3:41 He’s got a point. Need that VTech Rogue Lineage alt

[@dunk.]

pyro be like all nintendo games are the same bro your favorite games are either fps's, in le head or both

[@Apocaaa]

>v-tech gets hacked in 2015 >pyro: **recently hacked**

[@Bobbies1]

Reading live chat is cancerous, criminality is a dogshit game, it's basically da Hood will lore about the future

[@Anarqism]

1:36 if every parent did this, pyro would be bankrupt

[@robloxamypyrom3541]

>See new pyro video >react > :(

[@kroh7742]

> le sad because pyro react vid > look comments for funnies > see scam by pyrobot for talking to pyro

[@bowiemtl]

5:37 Oh boy you don't know the half of it. PHP, the programming language most often associated with it, offers little protection against it out of the box, there's easy ways to protect against this with some newer built in functions but this hasn't always been the case and A LOT of websites suffered from this issue. An example of it is just as simple as putting ' OR 1=1 -- into an input field

[@Agamatsu]

damn wonder who they asking him to play with 😈

[@stuckiee]

i wish we knew 😔

[@Nobody-ed9bv]

Better call aga

[@ShydenPierce]

when are you gonna tell the devs to make the game not shit

[@funnygiggle229]

These ones sanity must've already crumbled

[@MNCLSTER]

SHUT UUUUP! You will fall from grace Agamatsu... mark my words!

[@edible-abrotions9171]

He’s 100% working for the government at this point 💀

[@Miodaj]

Pros of watching the stream: More content No ads Give pyro thousands of dollars Cons: Can’t watch the videos (old content) Pyro doesn’t talk back to you (actually 1984) No incidents that didn’t happen (I will never see pyro’s tf2 locker in a channel video)

[@giraythecatt]

npc

[@thenightguy8328]

i actually went to a pyro stream and my first message was actually read by pyro lol

[@nman551]

Actual creature right here

[@harloday]

Imagine being pyros child and as children are being abit curious /mischievous and sneaking into your dads work room, only to find his furry head. 😂

[@okl0001]

There is a skinless body in my closet

[@Shrek_Has_Covid19]

💕💕💕💕

[@xLeaDFusioNx]

Pull your skin off

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

Nice

[@Sonic07858]

I will not let my future child on the internet until he has memorized on 786 quotes of that purple dinosuar

[@snarp408]

Original video is Vince Vintage. His videos are great! Highly recommend. Side bonus: he doesn't like furry fart p0rn!

[@JoNarDLoLz]

The side bonus is a dealbreaker for me, sorry

[@Saykeh]

[@goochieeater07]

hey pyro i hope you have a great day you are one of my favourite youtubers and i wish you the best

[@Kraboille]

The worst hack was when someone hacked Pyrocynical and downloaded the Big Booty Fem Pyro mod onto Pyrocynicals Steam account

[@broke_gamer_]

Even at 21 y/o he knew the consequences of cloning an entire database. Hell, he worked for malwarebytes. I understand that his brain is not fully developed, but the fact that he did this after knowing so much, shows so much mal-intent its insane.

[@mothmanmk2547]

"Because he's not a company, he's gonna go to jail" Just let that sit

[@tombstone5911]

Gay balls

[@JackUtopia-qn8oz]

based

[@turbosoggy273]

Fr

[@demonicalex25633]

I agree

[@taylorbarnett5350]

THE KING

[@RubyzGA]

so real

[@funnygiggle229]

his chat's sanity must've already crumbled

[@maximussuperheld]

Is it me or why has Charlie discussed everything there ever will be to discuss Edit: It wasn't Charlie I remember! It was pyro’s live stream I saw and that's why it felt so familiar.

[@DarkMinati]

How high are you?

[@agj2310]

As a programmer this is one of the dumbest security issues I've ever seen.

[@charlieueueueueue6578]

No views, you fell off

[@SamLabbato]

I love pyro bullies his chat. the fucking "no games" shit was hilarious

[@TheZodiakSkiller]

Literally uploaded 2 seconds ago I am now a furry