These Are Some of the WORST Lyrics In Music History

[@dotto4076]

man I love it when Austin says some weird shit and Jared just dies of laughter.

[@kevinhernandez2594]

Nothing beats the most unimaginative line in music. "She had a big booty, so I call her big booty" -2chainz.

[@captaincannabis3321]

2chainz lyrics are pretty bad.

[@himbokoopa]

my personal favorite nonsensical 2chainz lyric is “rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, i dive in her cervix”

[@davidjackson9680]

@@captaincannabis3321 I wouldn’t look at rap lyrics the same as other lyrics but that’s just my opinion

[@0Freguenedy0]

@@himbokoopa imagine this at a memorial day

[@SlyHikari03]

“I’m in the kitchen, not anymore!”

[@amandacruz6004]

"Elvis walked so Dahvie Vanity could run" AUSTIN SIR, ABSOLUTE GOLD 🤣

[@beautreakle]

The first pair of lyrics you reviewed is The Bloodhound Gang "A Lap dance is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying" Hysterical song. Highly worth checking out 😂

[@marmarballz]

I was wondering about that since he didn't say the name/artist on that one. That was surreal. 🤢

[@chillasslofi]

I was just coming down here to say that. I love that song.

[@Ryo7_7]

Yea 🤘🏽

[@JnJsw18]

i find it quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

[@martyr1134]

her name was russel

[@Benobot99]

Surprised Meshuggah - Erroneous Manipulation wasn't here with it's incorrect lyrics, haha. Here's an excerpt: "An inwrought irksome rabbit is washing my stomach. I can't stop thinking about my tonsils". 😂

[@jaylong5391]

I saw a video on one part in Rational Gaze. Ima assume you already know the og lyrics, so I’ll just tell ya what the vid said. “I like juice. Give me your juice. Filtered vitamin substance.” I can’t unhear it now lol

[@lllucasm]

@@jaylong5391 I like the misheard lyrics for New Millennium Cyanide Christ too

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

You think they were incorrect dawg but he was completely serious, he needed to be rushed to the hospital IMMEDIATELY.

[@zenon459]

Bro, what?

[@Colin-ch6zh]

jens is an icon bro

[@martinharvey-olson8553]

The fact that you guys have started uploading frequently again really makes me so so happy. You guys were a big part of me getting into metalcore, deathcore and deathmetal like 4-5 years ago and now I’m the vocalist of a metallic hardcore band, so I owe you guys a lot. Glad to see you 2 seemingly happy and healthy 🤙

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Thank you so much for still hanging out! We love this channel, it’s so refreshing to grind on solo content then have fun with DickeyDines! Y’all are awesome! 💜💜💜

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

What's your band called? Do you post on KZbin or anywhere?

[@martinharvey-olson8553]

@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 we’re called Set The Bar Low and we have an EP out on Spotify, an Instagram and a KZbin channel tho we have yet to really post anything on there.

[@WhiteCranK]

The "gargle my mayo" was actually invented in the movie "The pick of destiny" from Tenacious D, JB says this to Kyle in the final battle against the devil

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Leave it to Mr. White to have the mayo degree haha

[@camhopper]

"he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise - unless we bust a massive monster mamajam." 😂

[@necropollis-]

He says “you’re gonna gargle mayonnaise”

[@WhiteCranK]

@@TheDickeyDinesShow 😅

[@Grommie122]

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise (noOoO)

[@mr.tarkovish2587]

I have a good one too by Mötley Crüe and it’s from "All in the name of" here goes the lyrics : She's only fifteen, she's the reason The reason that I can't sleep You say illegal I say, legal's never been my scene, oh yeah I try like hell but I'm out of control

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

BRO WHAT hahahaha this is gold 🤣

[@WilDBeestMF]

It's pretty dodgy, lol. And it makes me sad that Mick put a freakin kickass riff on it.

[@j0hnbr0ck]

There's a Kid Rock lyric similar to this that's something like "I like them underage, some say that's statutory, I say it's mandatory"

[@WilDBeestMF]

@@j0hnbr0ck It's Kid Rock. Lmao. I ain't at all surprised.

[@jojoversus1100]

@@WilDBeestMF you just described every Crue song ever made lol

[@xlostin07x]

The "the wipe my butt and piss me" line is from Zombie Eaters by Faith No More. Knowing those guys, it shouldn't surprise anyone lol

[@thatsprettylunchean]

That dude missed the opportunity of putting the lyrics of " Edge of The World ". Now THOSE are some lyrics lmao.

[@phantomechelon3628]

I recognised the lyrics as soon as I saw them, but couldn't think of the song! Kinda embarrassing as I have the album...

[@greyside4356]

Suprised they didn't recognise it

[@VictorRobotov00]

A whole lotta things written or sung by Mike Patton coulda been here.

[@irishjoe9195]

That King Diamond G Spot had me dying Broski’s!

[@zackary647]

Ok but to be fair to King Diamond, Welcome Home is part of a concept album so it’s not really about him and his grandma 😂

[@xamislimelight8965]

King Diamond kicks ass!

[@Joelvete6]

That guy is clearly not a real KD fan and neither most of the people who watch this channel, apparently.

[@wolfsbane1991]

@@Joelvete6 That's because most viewers are metal heads and don't really care about some old rock dude who's way past his prime...

[@Hellobubba12345]

@@wolfsbane1991 well to be real His vocals or on part with those he had in the 80s. Even more his albums are more and more elaborate on the "story" side. Back in '19 I saw him live and by god one of the best show I ever saw.

[@wilaim8549]

@@wolfsbane1991 Imagine calling yourself a metalhead and disrespecting King Diamond like that smh

[@nicholascross6337]

Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades was written as it was a term used back in the Vietnam war when the soldiers where being shelled and fired upon. Basically was a term for being shell shocked

[@SirBigDaddy69]

I was wondering because I was positive I heard that as a lyric in a different song than what they showed

[@lephysteria]

It’s also a line in a Bring Me the Horizon song

[@lilo5437]

"Elvis walked so Dahvie Vanity could run" stop ittttt

[@SirSblop]

It takes the sting away from "I was a teenage teenager, full of piss and vinegar, life's a mess and school is just for suckers" (Green Day).

[@TristanSchultheiss06]

7:29 glad to see Nirvana make the list, you could probably include that whole song

[@lukecowley4949]

Honestly 90% of death metal /core lyrics are pretty questionable 😂

[@treagonmoss]

For the Love Dump lyrics, Static-X did actually write that with comedy in mind. The song is about taking a poop after being constipated from cocaine. He’s singing about how good it feels to take that poop. Funny enough, not their only song about poop.

[@tysonsutton9621]

Like "...In A Bag," which has one of my favorite opening riffs of all time.

[@treagonmoss]

@@tysonsutton9621 oh yeah, love that song. Took me a while to figure out what it was about, but now that I have, it’s somehow even better

[@microdisturbia]

didnt they also have that song where he says his girlfriends shit is like chocolate

[@treagonmoss]

@@microdisturbia Yeah, that’s Love Dump. He says “your shit’s like chocolate cake and your ass smells like a rose”

[@issacbryant4614]

The elvis part. 🎵 "I ain't nothing but a predator" 🎵

[@firemetalhead5863]

Are we not gonna even mention any Infant Annihilator lyrics? 😂

[@chomedy]

Came here looking for this comment.

[@amandayork9009]

I know I came to this video because I instantly thought of infant annihilator 🤣

[@stevethompson4348]

for the Springsteen one he is referring to a sugar daddy. if u watch the video he is a mechanic and the hot girl drops off her fancy car and he fantasies about her until he drops the car off and sees her fancy home with her husband and just drops the keys off and leaves

[@jimjones_koolaid]

@11:50 that’s faith no more - zombie eaters.. and it’s one of my favorite songs from them!

[@TheRyanTitan]

“Shaking like a dog, shitting razor blades” is also from Join The Club - Bring Me The Horizon

[@TheRCSoldier]

That's what I first thought of too, they probably got the line from Alkaline Trio.

[@lilyy7413]

I was looking for this comment. I’m so glad that I wasn’t the only one who caught that 😂

[@TheRyanTitan]

@@TheRCSoldier maybe, I never heard that line until BMTH said it haha

[@TheRyanTitan]

@@lilyy7413 I was immediately thinking it and then they said something else and I was like oh…. That’s not right 😂

[@tomg.9547]

It refers to shell shock. Basically after WW I some soldiers were so traumatized that they developed somthing called shell shock. They'd shake uncontrollably often described as "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

[@andrewpappas9311]

Honestly, you can’t talk about weird lyrics without including the Bloodhound Gang at some point

[@navahchapman8793]

You guys are hysterical! Keep doing what you guys do you bring joy to my jowels 😁❤️

[@damien7kaito309]

“What does piss me mean?”- Austin Dickey 2022

[@WilDBeestMF]

Dude's gonna end up with that on his headstone..

[@illgetbacktothat2291]

Between my old channel and this one I’ve been a day one subscriber and I’ve loved the uptick in uploads. You guys helped me laugh while living through some of the toughest times I’ve been through. Thanks guys.

[@RushFanatic87]

Goddammit, when the “heinous gore snake” lyrics came up it made me never want to sit on the toilet again. Problem is I’m dealing with a wicked stomach virus and have the squirts. Someone help me, please…

[@subzero308]

Did you write a song about it?

[@JLujan4492]

One I think is funny is From Coheed and Cambria's song The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets Of Miss Erica Court, he says, "If I've got it all, then what does do," which is grammatically silly. It's not like a gross or molestery lyric, just oddly worded. Kinda derpy.

[@dxm028]

That whole album has a lot of weirdly worded lines but that one is up there lmao

[@ion_force]

"Yeah well you say a lot of things and how does that work, you're a bicycle." ~ Coheed and cambria, Ten Speed of God's Blood and Burial

[@theyurireviewer]

@@dxm028 well it is about an insane author who’s simping for his own waifu

[@mickeygiesbers8176]

You know, I just started writing lyrics for my songs, and I was feeling insecure about them… thanks guys, this video made me feel good about my lyrics 😂😂😂

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

Mudvayne - Forget To Remember, great song but sounds like a dude trying to forget getting surprise butt stuff done. "I feel it on the inside Twisting and contorting Memory has shaped me once again Still feel you on the inside Biting through and stinging Will I ever forget to remember?"

[@satinsguard]

8:31 The song is "Analconda" by Cumbeast. No. Seriously.

[@kellym.puckett6209]

Everybody gangster till Austin starts growling

[@entr3_nou5]

Feel like it’s worth noting the band that wrote the song about the snake in the toilet is named Cumbeast. I don’t really know what else I expected.

[@catcat4697]

"Shake it like a dog, shitting razor blades" is also in join the club from BMTH. As if it happened more than once...

[@InsaneCarverUpqik]

to be fair Dahvie was the messed up member of botdf thats part of the reason Jay left and also accused Dahvie of abusing him in some pretty bad ways

[@nordicshredder4128]

for me the weirdest lyrics i have heard are "i am a world therefore i am a man. i was a creature before i could stand, i will remember before i forget, before i forget that." before i forget-slipknot

[@copolar]

I don't find these lyrics to be that weird or even weird at all, specially considering some other slipknot lyrics...

[@nordicshredder4128]

@@copolar yeah i just only figured out what the first part meant

[@Viper-dz2kw]

I love this channel still maintains the same energy Jared had when he started his channel just dudes having fun with music stuff

[@emmamartin9397]

One of my favorites will always be “a seven dollar toll will get me in her hole” stay out of my dreams by type o negative

[@ManuSDP]

Zombie Eaters yes! Mike Patton has some strange strange lyrics

[@WilDBeestMF]

Zombie eaters ain't even as bad as it gets. Love Patton.

[@marciolinoXXX]

If I remember correctly that song is about the exhaustion of having a child or something like that

[@VultureClone]

The moan in Welcome Home by King Diamond is one of the only parts where he doesn't screech lol

[@chefbanjo8139]

I think the context of the Springsteen song isn’t as bad as it sounds in isolation. I’m pretty sure the narrator of I’m on Fire is also a teenager, or it’s him reminiscing on old flames.

[@Robbay363]

I'm 90% sure the "daddy" in the song is just the girl's current bf. Since the two of them have an implied sexual relationship ("can he do to you the things that I do"). That sort of language was more common in the 80s before we all collectively realized it was weird and stopped using it.

[@connorfuchs5715]

Can we just get a video of Austin and Jared going to a slam poetry night and have them read these lyrics on stage. PLEASE, PLEASE make this happen

[@relentlesssmile6283]

I’ve been having an intensely awful day but watching you two had me screaming with laughter. Thanks for being a bright spot :)

[@greyside4356]

At 11:50 is Zombie eaters, by Faith no more... b4 your time, guys? Just kidding, love the content 🤘

[@0pher545]

11:50 was Zombie Eaters by Faith No More

[@nathantustin3270]

I was literally eating hard boiled eggs at the start of this 😭😭😭

[@CidsaDragoon]

To be fair to the Springsteen song, it's not actually about a little girl but yeah, it sounds creepy AF.

[@melonmangaming5338]

The chorus from that nirvana song goes "Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I pee. Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I see" and I can't shake that song from my memory. Aside from the lyrical content, its actually kind of a good song

[@metalheadofmordor9169]

The Bloodhound Gang are genius. Every songs lyrics are so on point and the size of vocabulary, damn... Epic live too btw.

[@moose5362]

As a Juggalo, it cracked me THE FUCK UP, when Austin was like “Is this some Juggalo shit?” 😂😂😂

[@zaynebonshire4860]

This one is just a little funny lyric. “Looking to turn my piss to wine.” H. by TOOL

[@WilDBeestMF]

Unfortunately for us, Maynard was never big on sarcasm. He makes wine now. 😅

[@clarencedthewrench8790]

It's how he makes his wine, didn't ya know?

[@timothyissler3815]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT SPRINGSTEEN SONG WAS CREEPY AS HELL!!!

[@Shevchenko_DBR9]

I’m sadly a grammar nazi and in the song Young Folks dude says “hours seems to disappear” instead of “hours seem to disappear” and I can never unhear it.

[@Gottislaps]

I love you guys I’m so happy to see new vids can y’all play games like “you bet your a**” or maybe bring story gaming back?

[@AnaRxistBoD]

14:20 "Your shit's like chocolate cake..." Jared literally several years ago: "pop-tarts are my shit!"

[@Larry-bv8nx]

I have the same shirt Jared has and some old guy ask me what it said. I told him and his face was priceless.

[@fraserlundie9468]

Surprise they didn't include drug dealer friends by Emmure

[@AlternateFropile]

"But it's King Diamond so he went, 'aaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH'" 🤣

[@reinieden2379]

I can honestly relate to that shitting razorblades lyric, these past few weeks/months have been nothing but painful shits and I eat (somewhat) well. So I have to eat fiber gummies as a stool softener lmao.

[@LouisWinthorpe622]

syao

[@sawbones7977]

You guys should do one of these just based on KISS lyrics.

[@RytkösenJussi]

That King Diamonds Corspiracy/Them era had some real lyrical geniusness.

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

Considering that it's Bruce Springsteen I want to believe that he wrote that song as a joke to TRY and creep people out and get them to keep an eye on their kids or something. It wouldn't be the only time that he wrote a song that has the opposite message than most people think. Look up the real message of Born in the USA, for example. I might be too optimistic here too, but I'm just saying that's a very Springsteen thing to do.

[@biggomez0976]

1st song is " The lap dance is so much better when the strpper is crying." - Bloodhound Gang

[@zerofox641]

Damn that first lyric just burst out the fucking gates, balls OUT

[@johnnyx4267]

7:45 what about Floyd The Barber that was on one of their actual albums? "I die smothered in Andy's butt!" Andy Griffith by the way

[@s1ngular1ty44]

Ouuu that's pretty good too, but I just thought it was good for the video🤣

[@jordanpeacock8774]

"Sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent..."- Jethro Tull "Aqualung"

[@jerm2332]

Sick bro, right before work.

[@s1ngular1ty44]

WOOOO never commented on one of your face book posts before, and the one time I did I got featured in the video, thank you guys so much for reading my disgusting comment❤️❤️❤️

[@codycroosh3073]

Boom snap clap by “The Irish Front” has some pretty ridiculous lyrics. lol

[@kellsinpdx]

Can we make this a series? I love videos like this. But some of those lyrics were pure genius. LOL

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight I've got a palace full of fantasy Ready made just for you and me Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride I got a one way ticket To take you to the other side I got a one way ticket So come along and don't be shy Close the curtains and turn out the lights Beneath my wing it's gonna be all right A little secret just for you and me, oh baby I've got the kind of toys you've never seen Manmade and a bit obscene Little angel come and sit upon my knee -Ozzy Osbourne Mr.Tinkertrain. Probably some of the most sus lyrics Ozzy ever came up with

[@JonnyBlade]

I don't think Ozzy wrote them. Ozzy can't write for shit, and Mr Tinkertrain isn't a technically bad lyric. At least it's to good to be penned by Ozzy. It's extremely tasteless though, making a song about a child molestor without any other purpose than cheap entertainment. I used to dig this song, but after meeting several victims, I just put it in my mental scrapyard. Yuch.

[@jojoversus1100]

I was watching this while in the Porta potty at work, & I just experienced full scale splash back from the 2 week old potty water. Yep.

[@devboyd1783]

I think I've watched a couple hundred videos in the 2ish months I've known about your channel, you dudes are epic.

[@jcjohncarter3]

I mean, y'all are right about older rockstars writing songs about underage girls, and having inappropriate relationships with them. But, the excerpt of the Bruce Springsteen song y'all read is from "I'm on Fire." Which is about an affair or wanting to have an affair with a married woman. I'm pretty sure Bruce Springsteen's generation used slang like "little girl" the same way rappers use "Shawty" they're just describing an attractive woman. Not a literal short or underage woman. And "Daddy" refers to the woman's husband. The plot of the song is told in the music video. Not defending pedophilia by the way. I just think the lyrics needed context.

[@majortellandrus2552]

Dude wha- so the "I got a bad desire" part, they got that out of context too? "Daddy left you home all alone?" Like just why write these lyrics at all? I'm not sure context really helps, it still sounds fucking bad in context.

[@tylercady3985]

Same as Dwight Yoakam's "Little Sister". Very weird song until you realize he's talking to his ex's sister. Still weird, but slightly less creepy

[@Aestareth_]

10:57 "the only group i know that can sexualize a candy store" 50 Cent:

[@CBTWEJI]

Oh fuck how can I survive waiting till I get home from work.

[@levieramseymusic]

10:21 Unironically, this is the specific part 2 years ago that made me start my new project

[@neillbickerstaff6671]

Surprised Ozzy’s song mr tinkertrain didn’t make the video

[@CyberChrist]

Glad I recognized Faith No More's Zombie Eaters, but their Edge Of The World was missing ;)

[@ianmcpeck424]

The song at 11:50 ish is Zombie Eaters by Faith No More. Further solidifying the fact that Mike Patton isn't right in the head. Good song though.

[@clubracergt1]

Thank you! I recognized that it was Faith No More, but couldn't place the song.

[@ianmcpeck424]

@@clubracergt1 great song off a great album! Happy to help!

[@LouisWinthorpe622]

Factor in that it's from the perspective of a baby and all it is, is a little bit zany, something not a lot of other people might think of writing and it really ain't all that nuts

[@ianmcpeck424]

@@LouisWinthorpe622 Yeah. Context definitely helps with that song. I mean who the f@&k writes a song in the perspective of a baby and then call the song "Zombie Eaters"? It is not as nuts as it is being presented in the video, but it is quite strange.

[@LouisWinthorpe622]

@@ianmcpeck424 Strange, yes, to some. If it means that to someone, I wouldn't contest that. But one person's 'strange' might be another person's 'original' might be another person's 'progressive' might be another person's 'interesting' might be another person's 'zany' or 'funny'. It really ain't to biggie to me. Those are the lyrics. I don't really much care. I greatly appreciate their music. There's always been people out there trying to be way more oddball than Faith No More. Frank Zappa, for one. Then there are people like Unknown Hinson with 'I Ain't Afraid Of Your Husband Baby' who I find really funny ("He don't scare me none.. And he sure don't scare my gun...").

[@Grommie122]

The red chord- responsibles "don't make me take off my pants, give me a cigarette, I'm having a heart attack, WHERE'S MY FUCKING BARBECUE, I know you have it"

[@mothsinamansuit]

Starts off right out the gate with “a lap dance is better when the stripper is crying” by bloodhound gang lol.

[@Lifeleftunlived]

"Wipe my butt and piss me" lyric is from faith no more- zombie eaters. Everything but the piss part makes sense in the song

[@Kayofkayos]

Jimmy Pop is a lyrical genius

[@andrewpappas9311]

I’m surprised there was nothing from Bloodhound Gang

[@Kayofkayos]

@@andrewpappas9311 The very first is A Lap Dance Is so Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying

[@andrewpappas9311]

Mögdür Recordings Makes sense then, I’ve never heard that song so I wasn’t sure but thanks for the clarification

[@dylangilman]

Just started the vid - but whenever I think of the worst lyrics, I always come back to the pre-chorus for Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach "I drink my drink and I don't even want to I think my thoughts when I don't even need to I never look back 'cause I don't even want to And I don't need to Because I'm getting away with murder"

[@newwaveinfantry8362]

6:33 - Not true. She was 22.

[@wolfie1234100]

"And it's no surprise, little girls hurt sometimes." From Icehouse - Hey Little Girl.

[@Muffinpurplegurk]

I favourite weird lyrics is from Postportem Promises -Koko massacre " hmmmmm indie girls with blood in their knickers , hmmmmmm child's blood on a snickers "

[@botDepot]

That alkaline trio one is one of my favorite songs haha

[@metallicaspiker16]

That F-Zero X Big Blue music in the background with all of these is killing me 😆😆😆😆😆

[@CheddarTheShredder]

6:19 Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones is also a little weird for this "I see the girls walk by Dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head Until my darkness goes" not as bad but still like uhhhhhhhhhh what you mean by girls there bud? The weirder part for me is that Call Of Duty loves using it for their commercials.

[@reptar5124]

Farted on my wallet call that gas money

[@otacon510]

😂 The Bloodhound Gang with A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying lyrics!

[@dehendrix1]

that first one was a bloodhound gang track called A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying and is supposedly a spoof of old country shit.

[@elthegoth7433]

*Incoherent gurgling* "Ayo you going to the studio for that 🤩🔥"

[@Amber_xo_133]

Every Country,Black Metal,Death Metal and Industrial Rock Lyrics

[@deadlined825]

“Shaking like a dog, shitting razor blades” does sound like a Dance Gavin Dance lyric

[@weareeternalband586]

A snake corkscrewing up there for a grip🤣. Hilarious

[@frankunodostres473]

12:03 that's from zombie eaters lmao that song kicks ass though

[@deadSalesman_GD]

When he said, “Dance Gavin Dance” 😂 everyone knows that Jon Mess is the king of weird fuckin lyrics Edit: and then they read some DGD lyrics later in the vid 😂