The worst Mario Kart Wii player in the world

[@beanzard64]

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[@CYmusicRN]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZizXmCjoMuAhNE I DID WORSE THAN YOU

[@CYmusicRN]

I had a run where I had more times fallen off too, but my time was 6:00.006 💀

[@TGSharkman]

Your Vr is rookie numbers. Try to beat 3435, and that is without hacks.

[@Gamer02M]

Love this video(🎃

[@gudgub]

this video is actually just raw gameplay footage of bean playing normally

[@bubaboi12]

underrated comment

[@AlexB-W33gee]

Lmao 🤣

[@Gamer02M]

Fr 😂

[@oliviapate1833]

“To be the worst player in the world I have to pick Luigi’s circuit” The other guy in the lobby who also pick LC: 😢

[@fxgspartan]

I’m pretty sure the Wii I played on as a child is at under 2000 VR just from official servers alone

[@BananaFaceDude56]

how suspicious

[@Nieveria]

actually the real worst mkwii player is my dad because he could never get past the bouncy mushroom cave on mushroom gorge, claiming that it was "too dark"

[@Olz_Play]

Haha

[@coldcanida]

MY DAD SAID THE SAME THING!?!

[@Breaddog17]

My dad said he was always so good at mushroom gorge Wii (he doesn’t know any shortcuts and never saw them he’s just fast and stuff)

[@BrishlinGT]

Ain't now way "EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES

[@ZTimeGamingYT]

This was such a fun twist on the world record speedrun scene. Excellent video!

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@TFB-GD.]

"and folks, this is where time trials comes in" *becomes summoning salt*

[@beachdoggo999]

thats actually true

[@Chicky_Lumps]

I'm a but disappointed you didn't try to drive like someone who was legitimately just insanely bad at trying, instead of the standard troll not moving / goofing off. Would have been more interesting, especially since the goal in multiplayer was to come across as a convincingly awful player.

[@WOKEchair]

yeah

[@JustinGamesJG]

I'd absolutely love to see this as a world record category, The Worst Times possible

[@smoceany9478]

99:59

[@alexw0310]

1. The worst player wouldn't know how to drift, wheelie, or get the start boost or respawn boost 2. The worst player wouldn't be able to do any glitches or ultra shortcuts 3. You should've added on getting 12th place in a 50cc GP Just some constructive criticism. I want to see your content continue to get better

[@tanookimarioiscool]

4. The worst player wouldn't know the Flame Runner is the best vehicle

[@alexw0310]

@@tanookimarioiscool Not necessarily. If you're bad enough with the best combo, you could still be the worst player.

[@silikeez9641]

This isn’t really critique /:

[@jewels3846]

​​@@silikeez9641the OG comment is 100% a critique. But critiques dont have too be bad/negative. But instead pointing out flaws and areas that could be improved. That said. It may not be a *good* critique

[@aczinordp]

Player implies they know things about the game, the worst “mario kart PLAYER” would know what they’re supposed to be doing, just lose constantly an active player at any game knowing nothing about it would simply not happen unless they were actively NOT trying to get better

[@marvinbecker3153]

Did this in the past on release. I couldn’t go under 3000vr because a) people were so fucking bad you couldn’t believe b) many people got disconnects and as soon as you got a single “good” placement you got sprayed with those VR’s

[@GusGato6969]

"the worst mario kart player" my dad: I am four parallel universes ahead of you.

[@Omeg1]

I feel like the worst player in the world would also use tilt controls, karts, and automatic drift

[@doyoulikewaffles000]

me who mains wii wheel: :(

[@alsyyy7364]

@@doyoulikewaffles000real same 😔

[@skittey.]

I saw someone with 3100 vr in my lobby once on regular wiimmfi servers

[@Lemon_Milk]

I love how all the Beans just look at the new mii like WHOSE THIS 🤣

[@Cain35]

I played in a room today with a guy who had 2500 VR 💀💀

[@smoceany9478]

sorry that was me

[@superpuppy3478]

It would be cool to see someone get the worst time on a track but it still looks like they are trying. They are just terrible at the game they also use a terrible vehicle.

[@Dr-Random]

5:00 he just discovered a new mkwii hack

[@annigram]

“guess i’ll go donkey kong, he’s gotta be similar like funky kong and funky kong is the best character in the game” did you forget what video you were recording-

[@Nobody.thatyouknow]

2:09 help literally every Japanese person's mii: (and they sometimes have like a vibrant green or pink beard and/or eyebrows on the side of their head😭

[@Ceccener]

I thought this was gonna be a collab with Poofesure 💀

[@BabyDigi]

RIGHT😭😭

[@jacobmacquarrie8903]

Shoot for a perfect time of 05:59.999! BE CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU EXCEED THAT, THEN JUST WHEN THE CLOCK HITS 06:00.000, YOU WILL FAIL THE TIME TRIAL! Also, that would be funny if the time trial automatically ended if you hit 99:59.999!

[@yag821]

Poofesure: finally, a worthy opponent

[@spacefan1492]

underrated comment

[@joshuaeatonroblox]

5:22 (disconnects) *"YOU WIN!"*

[@Sanicfan9192]

7:25 when the summoning salt music kicks in 🔥🔥🔥

[@FrancoisTremblay]

Imagine falling to the Earth from space, combusting on the way there, 30 times so someone could make a record of worst run ever.

[@LammJamm419]

Luigi Circuit is unbeatable

[@beanzard64]

Yooooo thank you so much!! My first donation (-:

[@kevinhalo27]

the summoning salt music go hard!!!

[@birdieboy02]

how about driving as far backwards as possible (i think the lap completion measurement has this info) while still finishing sub 6 min

[@MickmickWashesThings_Official]

this is raw footage of me online failing to do low tricks

[@featherfield6291]

Not the summoning salt intro 1/3 of the way in😂

[@JEdits1]

when I was playing mkwii online when it was still on Nintendo wifi, my vr for a time was legit consistently in the 3800s

[@gusjonessguitar]

Amazing content as always! You always have the best video ideas.

[@beanzard64]

Thank you (:

[@llamaboioflusatia]

I love how you got the bean horde and then Peter griffin just sitting there

[@PixelShiftss]

Omg a video about me! I knew being bad would payoff one day 😂

[@beanzard64]

Sorry bro, you’re too good 😔

[@PixelShiftss]

This has to be a mistake! IT WAS ALL I HAD 🥲

[@The76532]

now you can be no. 2 dry bones fan (im no. 1)

[@BenutzerWalter]

​@@The76532no. I'm #1 dry bones fan

[@The76532]

@@BenutzerWalter NO IM #1 DRY BONES FAN, i will let you be #2

[@Cain35]

That mii was on point

[@eduardomata4930]

Can u explain i didn't undertand

[@Cain35]

@@eduardomata4930 the basic looking mii that you see all over Mario kart

[@annigram]

@@Cain35is there anything deeper to it or is it just a common type of design

[@NintendoFanChessandMore]

Maybe you should do a how hard are the expert fast staff ghosts in mkwii part 2. Love your videos every day I check to see if you upload. :)

[@beanzard64]

Thanks man! And I’ll keep that idea in mind

[@NintendoFanChessandMore]

@@beanzard64 keep of the good content

[@jblox5170]

I remember doing something like this and getting to under 3000 vr

[@approachingetterath9959]

you know of the glitchless category, now get ready for skill-less

[@isaacclemins8552]

You are a kind person and make wonderful content, keep up the good work! Love- Isaac

[@beanzard64]

Thank you Isaac!

[@bjark4.792]

“I unplugged the internet cable from my wii, and got rewarded.” -every mobile game ad nowadays

[@tyresr]

That last race was actually intense!

[@NintendoFanChessandMore]

Or you could do a video of you doing the easiest short cut on every track 150cc . You make great content.

[@beanzard64]

I appreciate it man!

[@zanelightbluesky]

*this is how i feel playing retro rewind online, when trying to play out of funky flame or daisy mach bike.* *it's not the combos is the players who are insanely tas like*

[@alexcats57]

Wow, I havent meet anybody as my same level of Skill on Mario Kart Wii, until now.

[@derickrivas1521]

1:15 this is how those who suffer from myopia or astigmatism see

[@TheCardboardBoxGD]

nah that’s actually me

[@MidlySentient]

i saw the title and was like "hey, this video features me!"

[@keagandavidson4250]

Hey i didn’t give you permission to put me in the title

[@imjellyblob]

"according to Wiimfii, anything under 4000 vr is considered suspicious" Me who actually sucks at online play: uhh, so i might be screwed

[@PikaFur]

I thought I was gonna be on the screen ngl

[@its_felk]

"Of course i know him, He's me" (Also that fact you used れ (Re) instead of ん (n))

[@martinni_1723]

HAHA the summoning salt reference

[@hiqjix]

lol I loved you and the ghost of bruh playing in the bushes of Luigi Circuit

[@TroboTicTac]

Summoning salt 💀

[@gabgabzzz]

damn, i thought you made a video about me

[@greengreenanimations]

Your using CTGP Revolution, bad players do not use that

[@doyoulikewaffles000]

me who plays vanilla because im scared to mod my wii: :(

[@xfissin]

Wait wait wait. How did you get all those symbols in the mii maker keyboard??? Please let me know how you did that, I'm very curious.

[@beanzard64]

There’s a hacked Mii Channel you can download, if you look it up it’s not too difficult to find

[@xfissin]

@@beanzard64 do you have a link available so I don't have to look it up? Just so I don't click or find the wrong one

[@King_Purpleflapper]

@@xfissin Do you have Discord? I can help u get the symbols channel, it's really not that hard.

[@HayLeesHomeMade]

Sharing the link directly is illegal unfortunately ​@@xfissin

[@rubadubmedia]

Your content is amazing Beanz, the Summoning Salt bit was On-Point! If you didnt play such an obscure game (eg: SM64) youd probably have 100ks of subs. But I'm all here for it. Thank you for the great videos.

[@beanzard64]

Thank you so much!

[@iglassica]

the summoning salt music tho...

[@AykesMusic]

7:40 is this a summoningsalt reference

[@chrisorwhateverr]

I thought this was a Summoning Salt video for a second

[@gmd_fox_monkey_channel_]

Actually i am the worst cause i got 7:10 on rainbow road so bad that i got no ghost

[@Dr-Random]

5:09 lol i love that reaction despite how simple it is

[@Dr-Random]

10:03

[@Imirui]

2:34 To the top right of the character is a different character that looks like an N and makes an N sound.

[@autsni]

Can you elaborate on that

[@Imirui]

@@autsni To top right of that character is the character ん. It looks more like a lowercase N than the one he chose and makes the n sound.

[@Double-X2-Points]

Was tas brians rainbow road untouchable as he did enough skips while also falling off the most times and still getting the time underv 6? Best run ever? Would want to see that video instead tbh

[@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein]

Jokes on you, you've never played MKWii with my father

[@phenom5164]

7:25 bro summoned salt

[@wesleysmith134]

I think Bryan at the end was practicing skips and realized his time was the worst at the end and just posted it 😂

[@ThatGuyVelvety]

7:24 bro became summoning salt for a sec💀

[@divinephanes]

im new to this channel but ur background music selection is so good

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@slitheredboyz]

Your a lot better than me. I use the Wii wheel. Anyway can’t wait for this video to come out, keep up the awesome uploads

[@gudgub]

do you not got any other controllers?

[@beanzard64]

Trust me bro

[@slitheredboyz]

@@gudgub I do have the other ones but im not the best with them

[@gudgub]

​@@slitheredboyzpractice

[@itloaf]

I use the wheel too lol but I genuinely don't have any other controllers

[@your_stepdad]

damn i clicked on this thinking id have a whole documentary about me

[@nicolasn12]

Clickbait video, I play worse than you.

[@brunomcleod]

18:38 the sound effect is in the right key compared to the backround music

[@Dr-Random]

1year anniversary of this video

[@qsxsqsxs]

Great video! I loved this premise and you did it so well.

[@beanzard64]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it

[@tawagotoCage]

when i read the title i thought it was a video about me

[@quimicalkirby]

I thought it was me

[@PR0WN3D]

How does your vWii not have the black border? It drives me insane having the black border around everything

[@beanzard64]

I just had to zoom my footage in to get rid of it in the video.

[@PR0WN3D]

@@beanzard64 aw rip

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

Im gona do 3/3 glitch not to set a wr but to get 100 fall offs

[@LPSBEA1234]

I litterally dont try and Im allways last… i dont even have funky kong, princess daisy and princess Rosalina, Birdo, bowser junior, dry bowser and that dry koopa thing

[@RENBA_XL]

The videos Premiere is on 2 days but I'm a lot sure that this guy plays better than me

[@beanzard64]

Oh trust me, I'm much worse than you

[@taylorburton1215]

The worst player? Well of course I know him he’s me

[@emilydioptase]

Honestly I thought you were just going to use the dinosaur mii

[@aughhh8790]

i know in a poofesue mkwii vid that some guy had 3500vr

[@LittleMissGrosser]

That Mii is hysterically funny! 😂

[@beanzard64]

Thanks (-:

[@Dr-Random]

12:12 Mission completed! +30 pts

[@delinquenter]

At least you found something, you're good at it.

[@obl1vionn31]

i found my wii from when i was like 7 and I was retarded, I fell off in the same spot on ghost valley like 10 times in a row when i looked at my old time trials

[@KaatoSN]

Same, i would literally go back just to see what happens when i touch something, i was retarded asf in mkwii

[@brunomcleod]

16:34 - 16:42 some drifting start and stops in time with the music

[@smallbag123]

Damn when I read the title I thought I would get a shout out

[@joebykaeby]

why tf is being bad at the game considered ban-worthy lmao

[@beanzard64]

It would take a lot of losing to actually get below 4000 VR without hacking, so it's generally just agreed that if someone's VR is that low they're trolling.

[@girlmaya6818]

try to beat 2008 world records using 2008 strats

[@beanzard64]

Not a bad idea

[@LandonEmma]

How do you mess up someones race? XD

[@WOKEchair]

it woulda been funnier if they still made it look like they tried lmao

[@topaz614]

honestly if you take anything seriously nobody would make a title like this if he didn't say himself or a close friend

[@Clone_FN-pk2hw]

Bro I wish Mario kart 8 deluxe gave 238 vr 😂

[@stellar5942]

i wanna know how you got your mii channel like that

[@LandonEmma]

Why is going under 4000 VR Bannable?

[@LammJamm419]

Wiimmfi doesn’t want anyone to do challenges like “Road to 1 VR” so it’s suspicious if you are below 4000

[@LandonEmma]

@@LammJamm419 That’s kinda stupid, I mean Nintendo allowed it back then right? But also there is no reason to go to 1 VR.

[@LammJamm419]

@@LandonEmma I think it’s stupid as well, but it’s in the rule sheet so if someone breaks it, they get banned.

[@rryumi]

It's so people don't intentionally start inting races. Going under 4000 doesn't get you banned, but it will look like you're inting if your VR is at like 2900

[@StalinkTz]

because of griefing. if you have like 1 vr you kinda unlock the ability to make the rest of the players lose houndreds of vr whenever you want lol