THE WORST OF CRAIGSLIST [SO FUNNY]

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[@Masterminer11]

0:20 I just want a girl to look at me the way Jared looks at Dickey right here

[@terrafirma1849]

I was thinking about taking a screenshot of that face and tweeting it at Jared lol

[@BigTuna521]

Lmfao

[@redpiper9836]

Ta na ta na na na naaaah, *Titanic theme plays*

[@connorthedjenty188]

same bro

[@indiacolley]

Kinda got “Hobo Johnson Peach Scone vibes” there my guy 🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😘

[@peoplearealwaysaskingmeifi5073]

I fucking lost it at the camouflage truck.

[@Purpiii]

I once found someone on craigslist who was "Looking for a new best friend"

[@rickburker]

Man I wish I had the confidence to ask for that.

[@driftx2673]

@Brit Sehnsucht obviously not too good cuz he hasn’t responded back

[@vetleallum2965]

@Brit Sehnsucht he dead

[@SpongeBobSquarePantsNickJr]

Chucky might respond

[@sumojack99]

this NEEDS to be a series

[@juice8057]

I watched this while I was really stoned and I laughed as hard as Jared did.

[@countxtony8580]

Same rn

[@wayneforster20]

it said he was conceived in that mobile brothel wtf

[@bloodwolf1088]

They missed the part about the moving brothel were the seller thinks it's the one he was conceived in.

[@BigTuna521]

DEFINITELY make this a series. My face through the whole video: 😂😂😂

[@brianwinterheart]

"Did you get rid of the Woodblock Chocolate?" "Honey, I took care of it."

[@thebrokenpuppet2714]

You should do a musician centered craigslist episode

[@BubbleS1]

9:37 "sawdust will be provided" lmao

[@scprepper2672]

i love how his dad was engineer turned navy seal firefighter turned cia spy. He was also probably batman, but i cant tell becasue their heads in the way. and ps. dad. he wants to meet u someday. 8:56

[@Bursti_]

I fucking love this channel so much! More people need to know about it!

[@heytheresailor53]

gotta like, share and comment fam.

[@HeartsOfFlesh]

umm... The duck roams free at midnight. go! go! go!

[@mostlyirishcarguy8955]

nice wrx

[@Bursti_]

Zac Python Thanks man :)

[@mostlyirishcarguy8955]

is it..ahem..SHE yours?

[@michal26691]

8:37 how the fuck did you not notice the last line... xD

[@Enkelriktad123]

Jareds laugh is so freakin brilliant

[@johnchapin1495]

Austin just made a bunch of jokes and Jared just sat there laughing for the whole videos

[@DarkDemnFrmHell]

That parade spider thing looked like a fucking walrus with giant straws for legs.

[@WeeNat313]

My frickin stomach is in agony from laughing omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 honestly, ty so much dudes. I've been so depressed lately and I badly needed this. Haven't laughed in awhile. So thank you and keep it up ♥️ you both have a lot of chemistry which is so nice to see. Reminds me of school when you'd be sitting up the back of class with your friends trying your hardest not to laugh 😂

[@illakelsin9055]

I somehow missed this channel completely... holy crap its amazing... my ribs are splitting >_

[@BeanLord69]

I lost it at Austin's screenshot thing and vegan hamster gazing 😂😂😂

[@micaelagonzales3979]

"mutton busting" 😂 please make this a series

[@pixel_glitched]

Please do more of these. Craigslist videos are so good - on nearly every channel I've seen do them. And it's gold on TheDickeyDinesShow. Jared Dines falling out of his chair laughing soothes my bitter, broken soul - or would if I had one. His laughter may in fact give me a soul. Please do more of these.

[@samsaw71]

You know if you called the Poke-mon trainer, she will show up in that shag van.

[@SixxIsTheMagicNumber]

I mean I'd probably accept the heart potato proposal. I'm a potato fan.

[@MilsurpMikeChannel]

Fluff would appreciate the caption beneath the Pirate Ship.

[@Sh4dowSound]

i love how much Austin makes Jared laugh. that shit kills me

[@_PatG_]

that guy really hated those fucking fake trees. OMG I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HopeOrDoom]

Call the fans of this show, "Dickey Diners!"

[@ainadupuis2651]

Or Dickey Dicks yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sebastiansuarez9883]

this was fucking hilarious

[@wildmikefilms]

Austin: *Breathes Jared: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!! *Dies

[@jimmieleekostal]

I would love to see more of this.

[@aric_unhinged]

For the love of God please make this a regular thing.

[@c4l1f0rn143000]

guys, this is the funniest video i have seen on youtube in months, i laughed so hard i couldnt stop crying ty for this vid, yall keep it up subscribed and liked

[@lukepauwels]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS!!!

[@bobrossthesauceboss4756]

Please get the mobile brothel for 50k subs

[@FunkNoodle]

omg you guys need to do more of these!!!!!!!

[@theyeetmeister4019]

I keep trying to watch these in school but I cant because I just burst out laughing randomly

[@jacobquiles3111]

My stomach hurts from laughing Omfg

[@joshwhitty7024]

I'm watching this as the coronavirus is going on, and I must say, watching you guys helps so much in these trying times

[@lifeofdru6852]

dude pleaseeeee make a series of this

[@wolfox712]

"its a screenshot Austin, you cant click it."

[@angelofdeath9477]

I must see more of this!!!!!

[@Ganon999]

More of this needs to be. Hilarious it is.

[@tford1215]

did anyone else notice that it says "sawdust will be provided" on the vegan hamster gazing ad? xD

[@blackmetalgroot9233]

As a vegan, I can assure you that we don't all gaze at hamsters.

[@DeadHeroDubstep]

please make a series out of this!

[@cmdt09]

you guys are the reason i dont get homework done

[@TheHilowonderful]

Austin is a beast lmao!!! too funyy

[@sasquanch93]

Yes please make this a series! This was hilarious! Love the video for sure, you guys are great as always.

[@paradiseoctagon21794]

That camoflauge truck was fucking hilarious.

[@AbsurdBartholomew]

the camoflauge truck killed me

[@darknemnem3644]

10/10 This needs to be a series

[@LexiPixeL_]

I would certainly enjoy more of this.

[@southernmetalhead1535]

The Mutton Busting one had me in tears I was laughing so hard

[@leahtee1440]

Parlay is a fencing term. So you can sword fight so to speak with Captain Dan! LOL

[@carlheidenreich7559]

This needs to be a series!

[@danielham7014]

Most savage Dickey rant ever, laughing my ass off srsly

[@ryleighstewart7141]

I crack up every time Dickey wheezes 😂😂😂

[@Scooter_Alice]

Ain't even a spider, shit got 6 legs yo

[@SixxGod303]

Jared, Austin, you guys have got to do this again!

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

I live on a sheep farm. I'm afraid that last person will show up at my farm and try to sit on my sheep. I'd probably grab the shotgun at that point.

[@Corisogeeky1]

Tbh idk a better way to win my heart than proposing to me with a ring stuck in a baked potato

[@benh.635]

That picture in the first ad legit makes her look like a pokemon character xD

[@joegreen2153]

They forgot to read the rest of the mobile brothel... "The one I was conceived and born in". Fucking cracked me up

[@timlane6344]

The pig car was a pipe dream

[@BradfordtheEclectic]

You found some good ones. The camo '84 truck and mobile home were my faves.

[@thrasherfan96]

Oh god there were not enough ads I want more 😂😂😂

[@pyronetic9613]

Austin is on fire with the top quality banter.

[@FlammingHog345]

Austin, you interrupted me while I was TRYING to take a shit at work the other day! RIGHT when I sat down you pulled up to the menu lol

[@therestingmitchface6241]

Dickey is like my mom, except my mom would keep clicking after I tell her that it's a screenshot....

[@rocco6071]

I fucking lost it when the camouflage truck showed up

[@ethan043]

8:31 The way Austin reads the title 😂😂 I'm dead

[@richardfredricks5419]

parlay is a pirate term... roughly meaning the time of negotiation.

[@mitchinatr7093]

We need more of this!

[@kirstencarlson7603]

You guys are the best and I'm so glad that you're back after Austin got back from tour. And you should call us dickies or dicklets

[@Johnfromthedesert]

Definitely make this a regular show! Viewer approved! 👌

[@sentriesband]

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME OH MY LORD THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS SHOW

[@tsarbear4191]

this was so great please keep it going, and Jared's laugh is sooo contagious you guys are the bomb.com

[@R0ck4x3]

Muttonbusting sounds like something faaaaar worse than what they described it as.

[@sadboisean98]

Definitely make a series of this shit 😂😂 I was laughing the whole video! Fucking Mutton Busting?! Woodblock Chocolate?! 3-wheel cars?! What the fuck has happened to the human race?! 😂😂😂

[@MrCarsandguitars]

Best part of that Dodge is that it said it ha ha Geo metro engine and transmission lol

[@63zepedaj]

shit gets so weird we dont even question the mug coasters and the tazer

[@delphini8055]

I clicked on this by accident and tried so hard to leave but I just couldn’t. 😹 good job mates

[@TZG32]

so God damn funny there's needs to be more of this lol

[@ampegangel1551]

I am literally in tears now holding my sides after this..wtf😂

[@Chrisvanboven]

I first thought the Spider was a fucking walrus😂

[@merlinzest]

This made me laugh a lot and feel better.

[@heck7365]

The heart potato is how you propose in Ireland

[@ianherdt2930]

Series! Series! Series!

[@anthonyward2465]

8:40 PS. Dad if you are reading this please email me because I would like to meet you someday

[@jazzetienne2285]

Jared had a lot of fun, so he says. Yes. Laughing and falling on the floor looks like a loooot of fun -_-. Okay, but that was funny. :D

[@xMagnificuSx]

THE DICKEY DINES SHOW IS BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!

[@wr3ncher]

you really needed to put more attention on the mobile brothel. Dude stated he was probably born in it. Imagine how many other poor bastards.... lol no pun intended

[@averageaussielegend2223]

this whole video should be an advertisement for how wonderful weed is. 🦄

[@hufdsnhf]

Make this a series please 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jordishaw7996]

Please make a series of this haha, loved it

[@5ATX12]

Jared: 3 wheeled car Austin: HAHAHAHA

[@kaycpunkmustdie4841]

i know this is a little late but the "197?" in the mobile brothel was meant to be "1970 something", like the year, it was made in the 70's sometime but doesn't know which year exactly

[@ironbeard2796]

This might be the best 1 yet.

[@Baku69895]

A yes, heartshaped potato. One of Kurt Copain's biggest songs