WORST CHRISTMAS EVER (VERY FUNNY)

[@viiraldemize2341]

Dicky: *Breathes* Dines: *laughs uncontrollably until he dies*

[@savannaspencer4737]

ViiRaL DeMiZe same

[@we_are_nevertheless7305]

Well Dicky is quite funny so it’s understandable

[@dragonbalance7700]

It's the natural order.

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Dickey: "What?" Dines: *fucking dies lol*

[@Mark-ix4zt]

Dicky is funny though😂😂

[@HungryLights]

drunk justin's full story: i was at a christmas party. my friend threw a piece of pizza at me, so i got pissed off and chucked a bunch of beer bottles at him (they all missed because i apparently have terrible aim). i ran outside, jumped off the porch, and then ran down the street. as i was running, i passed a gourmet doughnuts shop. it was like 3am, so the workers had just made the doughnuts, and were letting them cool off out back on one of those trolley things. my friends had told me they had stolen doughnuts from here before, so my drunken self was like, "i need these immediately," and i just ran up and grabbed as many as i could. now, my friend... he lives in a pretty bad part of town-lots of minorities (if you catch my drift). a group of sketchy-looking black guys comes up to me, and they start asking me things, but of course, i was borderline blackout drunk, so i thought they were trying to mug me (for the record... i am half jamaican, so i do not have any problems with black people, but when i am drunk, i do things i should not do). i am not a big guy, 5'10, 140lbs. i figured i would get them to think i was a crackhead or something, so i started screaming terrible things at them to spook them away (i specifically remember saying i wanted to blow up a school bus full of them). then i whipped a couple doughnuts, then i just bolted. i sprinted for idk how long-until i was tired, and i happened to stop in front of this HUGE church. it was not like some prissy, little house on the prairie type of church either. it was one of those roman catholic new england cathedrals. and this was back in like 2010 or so, and i had been playing a lot of assassin's creed, so i assume my drunken self was like, "i need to scale this immediately." at this point, i had reached that blackout drunk phase, so i am not sure HOW i got on top of that church, but i woke up a few hours later, laying on top of the spire, freezing cold, covered in chocolate and sprinkles, and i was like, "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"

[@Dickey7861]

Hungry Lights oh my god hahahaha that’s a wild night!

[@absentience2776]

This is beautiful

[@ts_of_defunct]

Hungry Lights :D I knew it was you! Hi Justin, you're the man!!

[@therevolution91]

Hungry Lights Jesus Christ... 😁

[@tombstonejones9581]

Bruh thank you, and that's an amazing time.

[@jeff95ta83]

That's 750 pounds, not euros. That's 12,000 ounces! Wait... what?

[@lewisjohnson886]

@Zim Babwe when sterling plummeted after the brexit vote it wouldve sucked even moro because it would have been about £900 - £1000.

[@huntermeasures4405]

I found out Santa wasn’t real when my dad got drunk and told me

[@TheSleepy1326]

Hunter Measures I bet he lied to you.

[@stevevalderasmusic770]

0:00 Feel Good Inc.

[@Scalytt]

EmoSlugTrash 47 o^O

[@altoid8450]

Spot on!

[@slaydeteague1150]

Oddly right

[@jazmynesternbeck6204]

Truue

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

Goddamnit

[@devinvenne]

I'm gonna be honest. I only clicked on this video because it said it was (VERY FUNNY). I trust you guys. Don't let me down. Edit: Thank you.

[@80spsychokiller32]

all day

[@crispchaos4416]

Nice profile pic. I fucks wit gd

[@YesFrogYes]

"It'S a PoUnD, nOt A eUrO"

[@deja3963]

I hope there’s a follow up video where all of the vague ones get explained.

[@tombstonejones9581]

Deja W right? There's a lot of details that I'm sure would have made these comments even more funny.

[@tombstonejones9581]

Christian Whitmore 👎

[@priestfans6554]

Christian Whitmore Come on man. Not cool.

[@dakotadeathmetal7989]

I finally made it!!!!! And she's old as hell so she can't really control when she needs to go. So when she feels it coming she has a 10 second window of time before the sewage gates open.

[@LordBungBung]

OPEN THE FLOOD GATES

[@carloszepeda8341]

Best shit ever, hahaha

[@kobiterrebonne9523]

@@carloszepeda8341 For her probably!

[@awesome10pickles32]

The only channel on all of KZbin that puts "VERY FUNNY" in the title and actually delivers.

[@Oliver-oi6iq]

They are probrably the funniest guys on youtube

[@aidencantrell8534]

Oliver Van Nostrand The hodgetwins and these guys are the funniest youtubers

[@zachiezurba2355]

Oliver Van Nostrand dont u mean they are the FUNNIEST guys on youtube

[@guywire3649]

@@zachiezurba2355 🤔

[@laineridley2143]

Stevie t is pretty funny to

[@juew3667]

I'm guessing you're new here.

[@Minkfang]

When you say describe it in under 4 sentances but you also want a paragraph of explaination and backstory

[@nagatopain3402]

I love how you guys write "very funny" in the title and it actually is fucking hilarious :D, by the way Jared you said 750 euros when it was actually 750 pounds

[@MotivGuy94]

Mine was depressing. One year i broke my back at school and the surgery was mad expensive. Then my dad lost his job then my mom got screwed over on here bonus, then the engine on our car blew then our other car got repoed the same week so we had no car, then we lost the house had to move to a dumpy town house in the ghetto, reinjured my back during the move because we couldn't afford movers. And by Christmas time we had no money and had no presents to open on christmas day. Worst Christmas ever.

[@whorrific9711]

MobileGamingReviews But there still could've been a way to make it a good Christmas like just talk and maybe tell each other stories or something Idk

[@whorrific9711]

MobileGamingReviews There are many things you can do like just stop thinking of the things that have happened and just do something to make it a good Christmas you guys shouldn't allow what has happened to affect your Christmas in a negative way

[@MotivGuy94]

Zim Babwe i r8 your sarcasm 8/8 m8 😂 i gave up on that shit after getting 18 views in a month on that vid and i think they were all me 😂 you have to go hunting to find my vid

[@thehuman1202]

Sometimes I listen to these because it makes me feel like I have actual friends. Also, Dickey is daddy.

[@Commandercolt44]

When Jared thinks the British pound symbol (£) is a euro symbol (€)

[@YesFrogYes]

They look similar, and he's not british. Cant blame him.

[@joeywong7562]

OH GORSH THE ENTIRE CREED DISCOGRAPHY

[@sillyhoneybear2]

I remember the worst Christmas of my life. I was maybe 9 or 10 and I only had one parent and they were in rehab. I hardly slept so I snuck out of bed real early in the morning, before anyone in my foster home woke up and I looked out the living room window. Sitting with all the lights off looking at all the lit up homes on the street. The foster family I was in didn't celebrate Christmas so watching all the families in their houses having fun and being happy together hit me hard. I never felt so broken. I was so little.

[@brandonwvalente]

I had the stomach flu so bad we had to cancel our reservation for our Christmas Dinner at a benihana near us. I was throwing up constantly even when I had nothing in my stomach, but I got tickets to see Green Day and an MCR varsity jacket. Still one of the best Christmases I have ever had.

[@deadc0w536]

ayyyyyy that silent planet hat! rep those badboys wearing their hoodie right now

[@krisviguie38]

My worst Christmas was I had to have surgery on my left foot and left knee 2 days before Christmas because I snapped my ankle and fractured my knee. I was 17 it was also the year my brother accidentally pushed me down the stairs

[@rorydonaldson2794]

Hope to see story gaming some day soon ❤

[@antoinebronk2251]

I lit my hair on fire on christmas as well I was drawning near the candle light with the pencils I got as a pressent

[@zdesigns2802]

Drawning?

[@RHCP4CROATIA]

Worst New Years ever !! PLEASE I WOULD DIE OF LAUGHTER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Matkinson91]

EURO?!? Thats the great british pound my dear friend £££££££

[@murobaugetti9028]

BR££££

[@c4l246]

It wasn't euro, it was a British pound

[@jedarmer9175]

Chanceposting not all hero's wear capes

[@c4l246]

Ich habe einen Humlang, you slag

[@rankjuan]

same thing

[@angle1786]

@@rankjuan are you serious or am I going to get R /whoosh

[@borbleborb4586]

Jed Armer not all euros are pounds

[@nicholasrivera9406]

I would have never looked at my uncle the same knowing he broke my guitar

[@xnightwraithx4098]

I love how every other comment is someone correcting the "euro" thing lol when later he just says 750 DOLLAR

[@Jimbobcool3]

The opening laugh sounded like feel good inc

[@terrafirma1849]

fuck yeah dickey representing rflxns, just got through watching a bunch of live set videos for them. fav band

[@OWitbroke]

Dickey I want to live in your flaps

[@thiscrazytangerine8954]

Next dickeydines video... Djared ( learns to read ).

[@clarvalvee5469]

That Reflections hoodie tho

[@BCBBCL]

OH GOOORSSSH

[@slipknotrules6662]

Hey Jared and Dickey You guys are awesome.I dont know if you will read this but all of my christmas are VERY Bad(ie...worse) I have TYPE 3 RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS(which is the destruction stage where the bones start to just grind eachother and that causes a lot of pain....A LOT OF PAIN.Just imagine you are being trampled by a horse or something....that is the pain I go through every day and well christmas is in the cold windy weather so you can imagine the pain then.I cant even walk,run or do anything and I AM 17 years old....

[@Austinbmx4life1]

That depressed me

[@slipknotrules6662]

Jamberjer No I am not Ok because arthritis has spread to my legs and i cant walk now(i am in a wheel chair) now.....

[@slipknotrules6662]

Austinbmx4life1 bro dont get depressed if i wouldn't had it somebody else would have and they would have had it worse so i am happy that i saved(technically) somebodys life by getting this shitty disease

[@slipknotrules6662]

Thank you for the 7 likes it made my mood very good and day very well 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊Thank you people again

[@evangelenesurgenor2263]

hey slipknotrules 666 i read your comment and it made me sad i have schizophrenia and fibromialga and a pain in my head that never goes away. i hope you feel better by the time next xmas comes around i know what its like to be in constant pain and can't imagine what its like for you. have a great day wish you all the best.

[@kaismith7004]

Merry christmas guys love your channel✋👊

[@enasal-qawamshe374]

Whenever I’m stressed or just sad I always go back to your videos and they make feel so freaking happy

[@typicallyadingus]

14:47 died laughing

[@lesclark900]

Jared your laugh is so infectious lol

[@eddiebenavides973]

oh gorsh

[@swash4440]

My parents kicked me out for christmas 🙃

[@therevolution91]

So you guys now believe in Satan. 😜

[@joaovictorfireman1722]

That five first seconds of the video sounds like Feel good Inc. laugh intro

[@cosmorror3907]

Jared... It was 750 POUNDS not Euro. £ = pounds and € = Euro

[@thetrainsrock]

the guy with the £750 guitar....... thats not a euro, thats a pound ffs. the mans from the UK

[@Zedd.y]

Jared at the beginning of the video: laughs Me: ...Feel Good

[@lonewxlf180]

When I was maybe 5 or 6, we had this family gathering, and everyone was opening their presents and then it was my turn.....my grandma got me a nutcracker. I hated those things, for no reason 😂

[@kodyjohnson1265]

The kid with the toothpick he was probably wearing socks. It got stuck and it went right in. And alter bridge is better then creed.

[@Ravensikkness]

Justin Bonitz (Hungry Lights) is so great. 😂😂😂

[@connorlee2426]

It's a British Pound, not a Euro

[@skylerdurham7218]

Captain Gunner1230 I'm sure they got it... So many people already commented that.

[@theamvgirlx]

That TJ tatt killed me 😂😂

[@IStabz]

the grandma stink...lmao!! I spit out my beer...lmao..omfg, I'd seriously hang out with you guys! My friends are of the same mentality ..gas station sushi..wtf...?

[@ezequielrivera6147]

I started laughing hard when you said good gooch I don't know if you know but where I'm from gooch means the part between balls and the butt 😂😂

[@CellarStudioProductions]

Well... Today is my birthday and in my opinion this is a really good present 😂

[@poorlydrawngouf4281]

My mom side of the family forgot about me and everyone else but me got presents. Worse Christmas ever

[@bruiserbunny8923]

8:13 holy fuck you guys killed me lmao

[@TheFuzzChannel]

Potatoes

[@psychochicken9535]

The Dude Full potato.

[@daffy2115]

I was watching this video right before bed. Thanks guys I’ll be sleepin on the couch.

[@rodbelding9523]

My worst Christmas, got a pocket knife, preceded to stab myself a short time later while playing with it and wound up in the ER and got a ton of stitches. I was 10-13 don't remember exactly lol

[@LeviJGoff]

My roommate was drunk off of 10 beers, smoked weed and shat his pants. Lol, he'll never forget!

[@jojocaitlin8508]

Dude my grandma does the same shit, she's deaf and just constantly lets them rip. It's pretty embarrassing

[@Paralisislp]

Feel good inc in the beginning there XD

[@Ben-bn8sh]

Theres a video of a Creed show, and damn.. like 5 minutes into the show and the singers already dripping in sweat :D looks like he dumped a buclet of water over his head

[@nerdbashingtime1536]

This year on Christmas Day my two sisters were in the pool and a brown snake just randomly appeared in the pool with them, which is one of the most deadly snakes in the world, Straya.

[@HateTheGameTX]

I worked with somebody that stepped on a toothpick and had to get it surgically removed. The pictures were more gruesome than you’d think lmao

[@Albeit_Jordan]

*Candy Newble* is the name of my new baby metal band

[@noahprovis8496]

I got a chair for Christmas

[@tonyt.641]

at the tree one, i was thinking to myself "why would there be presents, especially a guitar, on a tree outside..?" and im imagining the grandpa or uncle just falling off the top of the tree and somehow breaking the guitar that was either in the branches or on the bottom, till i realized it was a CHRISTMAS TREE that they were talking about. i didn't get it till the brandon bergfield story

[@billierichardson6844]

I feel like they purposely pick all the commenters that have super weird last names 😂

[@watereddownasparagus]

my worst christmas was when my uncle died on christmas morning. lol.

[@xx7secondsxx]

2:44... NOPE! never nickleback!! NeverEVAevaEVA listened to them.

[@Zavae01]

11:57 "Hey guys Ants in my eyes Johnson here!"

[@emivalx]

Zavae I'm Maggots In My Eyes Michael here at Maggots In My Eyes Michael's Electronics and I have so many maggots in my eyes! And we have so many TVs, microwaves, radios, I think, I can't, I'm not a hundred percent sure what we have in stock right now because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low. Check out this refridgerator only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Maggots In My Eyes Michael; everything's black; I can't see a thing and also I can't feel anything either. Did I mention that? But that's not as catchy as having maggots in your eyes so that always goes off by the wayside. I can't feel. It's a very rare disease. All my se- all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch. I never know what's going on. Am I standing? Sitting? I don't know.

[@sweeny2669]

I lit my hair on fire lighting a cigarette on Christmas Eve 😂

[@who_is_fredo]

Its funny how you put "very funny" when we all know its gonna be funny as hell

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

You know what they say... any Christmas you can walk away from is a good one...

[@SEugeniusz]

I was super into Vanilla Ice as a teen, and my Grandma heard about that so got me a New Kids On The Block video tape! WTF! I was so upset.

[@georgeg5390]

My worst Christmas was when my parents, my siblings and the rest of my family went to France and locked me in the attic the night before. I was home alone for a looooooong time. Cool story tho

[@moneyball492]

my story: My family had a bowl of hershey kisses and a candle next to it. I accidentally out my hand in the candle

[@kobiterrebonne9523]

Swear to god Dickey is stoned as hell is this video.

[@ST0RMSHAD0W_117]

Mine was I drank a fuck ton, got shit faced to extreme, almost drowned in my own vomit, woke up with puke all over me, took a shower, vomited again, and once I was gonna be opening gifts I puked once more. So to make a long story short, I almost killed myself.

[@killinfilms879]

My sister once got a pot from my parents. Like a literal pot you would warm up soup in

[@nekrotikon.]

My worst Christmas wasn't exactly on Christmas, but a few days after in 2018. I got these gorgeous Primrose earrings, and of course I put them in. I've always been a music freak, so I wouldn't take off my headphones a lot of the time. Fast forward to December 30th- It was later at night, and my right earlobe had started hurting. Go into the bathroom and look in the mirror, notice that it's swollen enough that there isn't a little dip like there should be. I try to get the earring out... I can't. I did manage to get the left one out, though, and we ended up going to the hospital. Got a dose of anesthetic stabbed into my ear (yes, I cried, don't make fun of me), then got my earlobe cut open. Basically, I got an earring surgically removed. I can't get my right ear pierced again, and the left one was very close to getting infected as well, but I may be able to get that pierced again. I'll most likely just get a small, simple hoop.

[@inconspicuousdino]

(I have carpet) and I also stepped on a toothpick, it hurt like hell and took me 10 minutes to take it out 😂

[@lisandrotrovatopaolini7005]

why is Austin the funniest person ever

[@slipknotvids1104]

I can't stop watching y'all much love in my family we all watch y'all #drummer for life #does it djent #war robots

[@disposablefun]

14:47 when you step on a lego

[@cristovalencia148]

Love the intro 😂😂🤣

[@kezbriggs8576]

Is it only me or when the dickey dines intro comes on I always mouth what happens

[@jjchilds0009]

That's a pound not a Euro thank you sir

[@perfidiousprophet]

Once when I was like 3 or 4, my brother shot at a mirror with a nerf gun he got. The foam bullet ricocheted off of the mirror and hit the Christmas tree. Somehow that bullet made the whole tree topple over and with my luck, it fell right on top of me. Fun fact, that's one of my earliest memories

[@expectedlime_8076]

Once when I was twelve on Christmas I got a splinter that was lodged pretty deep in my foot. I cut the top few layers of skin with my Swiss Army knife and pulled it out with the tweezers from the knife.

[@tyler0030]

14:47 bruh I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder

[@josephblumenberg6574]

Honestly the worst Christmas was the first one after both my grandparent's...my mom's parents...passed away...it just felt incomplete...especially since we ALWAYS went to their house to celebrate.

[@ExUSSailor]

I was with a good friend, passing Christmas Eve getting hammered at a local bar. One of our other friends showed up, and, gave us each a shitload of Xanax, you know, for Christmas. I don't remember anything after that, but, I've been banned from that bar.

[@justinmartin4024]

Oh gorsh

[@anthonys-c1047]

I was like 7 and I woke up Christmas morning super exited and woke my family up. We go to the living room and see my guinea pig lying dead in its cage.

[@catetaylor8675]

9:18 = teehee yeah

[@CaitlintheCasual]

Wait, Santa isn't real?

[@joshuamchenry146]

#childhoodruined

[@murobaugetti9028]

*fighting tears* n-no of course he is real

[@sjcwoor]

British Pounds (£), not Euro's (€). TRIGGERED

[@dustinabney6296]

My uncle was drunk one Christmas and tacked the Christmas tree out of spite

[@iamdeath5297]

My worst Christmas I got beyond drunk with a friend of mine also did crystal meth with him too. Showed up next day at Christmas hungover and tweaked out of my mind my family all just stared at me all night