Dicky: *Breathes* Dines: *laughs uncontrollably until he dies*
@savannaspencer47376 жыл бұрын
ViiRaL DeMiZe same
@we_are_nevertheless73056 жыл бұрын
Well Dicky is quite funny so it’s understandable
@dragonbalance77006 жыл бұрын
It's the natural order.
@tomboomeronacrv6 жыл бұрын
Dickey: "What?" Dines: *fucking dies lol*
@Mark-ix4zt3 жыл бұрын
Dicky is funny though😂😂
@HungryLights6 жыл бұрын
drunk justin's full story: i was at a christmas party. my friend threw a piece of pizza at me, so i got pissed off and chucked a bunch of beer bottles at him (they all missed because i apparently have terrible aim). i ran outside, jumped off the porch, and then ran down the street. as i was running, i passed a gourmet doughnuts shop. it was like 3am, so the workers had just made the doughnuts, and were letting them cool off out back on one of those trolley things. my friends had told me they had stolen doughnuts from here before, so my drunken self was like, "i need these immediately," and i just ran up and grabbed as many as i could. now, my friend... he lives in a pretty bad part of town-lots of minorities (if you catch my drift). a group of sketchy-looking black guys comes up to me, and they start asking me things, but of course, i was borderline blackout drunk, so i thought they were trying to mug me (for the record... i am half jamaican, so i do not have any problems with black people, but when i am drunk, i do things i should not do). i am not a big guy, 5'10, 140lbs. i figured i would get them to think i was a crackhead or something, so i started screaming terrible things at them to spook them away (i specifically remember saying i wanted to blow up a school bus full of them). then i whipped a couple doughnuts, then i just bolted. i sprinted for idk how long-until i was tired, and i happened to stop in front of this HUGE church. it was not like some prissy, little house on the prairie type of church either. it was one of those roman catholic new england cathedrals. and this was back in like 2010 or so, and i had been playing a lot of assassin's creed, so i assume my drunken self was like, "i need to scale this immediately." at this point, i had reached that blackout drunk phase, so i am not sure HOW i got on top of that church, but i woke up a few hours later, laying on top of the spire, freezing cold, covered in chocolate and sprinkles, and i was like, "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
@Dickey78616 жыл бұрын
Hungry Lights oh my god hahahaha that’s a wild night!
@absentience27766 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@ts_of_defunct6 жыл бұрын
Hungry Lights :D I knew it was you! Hi Justin, you're the man!!
@therevolution916 жыл бұрын
Hungry Lights Jesus Christ... 😁
@tombstonejones95816 жыл бұрын
Bruh thank you, and that's an amazing time.
@jeff95ta836 жыл бұрын
That's 750 pounds, not euros. That's 12,000 ounces! Wait... what?
@lewisjohnson8865 жыл бұрын
@Zim Babwe when sterling plummeted after the brexit vote it wouldve sucked even moro because it would have been about £900 - £1000.
@huntermeasures44056 жыл бұрын
I found out Santa wasn’t real when my dad got drunk and told me
@TheSleepy13266 жыл бұрын
Hunter Measures I bet he lied to you.
@stevevalderasmusic7706 жыл бұрын
0:00 Feel Good Inc.
@Scalytt6 жыл бұрын
EmoSlugTrash 47 o^O
@altoid84505 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@slaydeteague11505 жыл бұрын
Oddly right
@jazmynesternbeck62044 жыл бұрын
Truue
@stupendoushorrendous82584 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit
@devinvenne6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be honest. I only clicked on this video because it said it was (VERY FUNNY). I trust you guys. Don't let me down. Edit: Thank you.
@80spsychokiller325 жыл бұрын
all day
@crispchaos44163 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic. I fucks wit gd
@YesFrogYes5 жыл бұрын
"It'S a PoUnD, nOt A eUrO"
@deja39636 жыл бұрын
I hope there’s a follow up video where all of the vague ones get explained.
@tombstonejones95816 жыл бұрын
Deja W right? There's a lot of details that I'm sure would have made these comments even more funny.
@tombstonejones95816 жыл бұрын
Christian Whitmore 👎
@priestfans65546 жыл бұрын
Christian Whitmore Come on man. Not cool.
@dakotadeathmetal79896 жыл бұрын
I finally made it!!!!! And she's old as hell so she can't really control when she needs to go. So when she feels it coming she has a 10 second window of time before the sewage gates open.
@LordBungBung6 жыл бұрын
OPEN THE FLOOD GATES
@carloszepeda83416 жыл бұрын
Best shit ever, hahaha
@kobiterrebonne95234 жыл бұрын
@@carloszepeda8341 For her probably!
@awesome10pickles326 жыл бұрын
The only channel on all of KZbin that puts "VERY FUNNY" in the title and actually delivers.
@Oliver-oi6iq6 жыл бұрын
They are probrably the funniest guys on youtube
@aidencantrell85346 жыл бұрын
Oliver Van Nostrand The hodgetwins and these guys are the funniest youtubers
@zachiezurba23556 жыл бұрын
Oliver Van Nostrand dont u mean they are the FUNNIEST guys on youtube
@guywire36494 жыл бұрын
@@zachiezurba2355 🤔
@laineridley21433 жыл бұрын
Stevie t is pretty funny to
@juew36673 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you're new here.
@Minkfang6 жыл бұрын
When you say describe it in under 4 sentances but you also want a paragraph of explaination and backstory
@nagatopain34026 жыл бұрын
I love how you guys write "very funny" in the title and it actually is fucking hilarious :D, by the way Jared you said 750 euros when it was actually 750 pounds
@MotivGuy946 жыл бұрын
Mine was depressing. One year i broke my back at school and the surgery was mad expensive. Then my dad lost his job then my mom got screwed over on here bonus, then the engine on our car blew then our other car got repoed the same week so we had no car, then we lost the house had to move to a dumpy town house in the ghetto, reinjured my back during the move because we couldn't afford movers. And by Christmas time we had no money and had no presents to open on christmas day. Worst Christmas ever.
@whorrific97116 жыл бұрын
MobileGamingReviews But there still could've been a way to make it a good Christmas like just talk and maybe tell each other stories or something Idk
@whorrific97116 жыл бұрын
MobileGamingReviews There are many things you can do like just stop thinking of the things that have happened and just do something to make it a good Christmas you guys shouldn't allow what has happened to affect your Christmas in a negative way
@MotivGuy946 жыл бұрын
Zim Babwe i r8 your sarcasm 8/8 m8 😂 i gave up on that shit after getting 18 views in a month on that vid and i think they were all me 😂 you have to go hunting to find my vid
@thehuman12025 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I listen to these because it makes me feel like I have actual friends. Also, Dickey is daddy.
@Commandercolt446 жыл бұрын
When Jared thinks the British pound symbol (£) is a euro symbol (€)
@YesFrogYes5 жыл бұрын
They look similar, and he's not british. Cant blame him.
@joeywong75626 жыл бұрын
OH GORSH THE ENTIRE CREED DISCOGRAPHY
@sillyhoneybear24 жыл бұрын
I remember the worst Christmas of my life. I was maybe 9 or 10 and I only had one parent and they were in rehab. I hardly slept so I snuck out of bed real early in the morning, before anyone in my foster home woke up and I looked out the living room window. Sitting with all the lights off looking at all the lit up homes on the street. The foster family I was in didn't celebrate Christmas so watching all the families in their houses having fun and being happy together hit me hard. I never felt so broken. I was so little.
@brandonwvalente6 жыл бұрын
I had the stomach flu so bad we had to cancel our reservation for our Christmas Dinner at a benihana near us. I was throwing up constantly even when I had nothing in my stomach, but I got tickets to see Green Day and an MCR varsity jacket. Still one of the best Christmases I have ever had.
@deadc0w5366 жыл бұрын
ayyyyyy that silent planet hat! rep those badboys wearing their hoodie right now
@krisviguie386 жыл бұрын
My worst Christmas was I had to have surgery on my left foot and left knee 2 days before Christmas because I snapped my ankle and fractured my knee. I was 17 it was also the year my brother accidentally pushed me down the stairs
@rorydonaldson27946 жыл бұрын
Hope to see story gaming some day soon ❤
@antoinebronk22516 жыл бұрын
I lit my hair on fire on christmas as well I was drawning near the candle light with the pencils I got as a pressent
@zdesigns28025 жыл бұрын
Drawning?
@RHCP4CROATIA6 жыл бұрын
Worst New Years ever !! PLEASE I WOULD DIE OF LAUGHTER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
@Matkinson916 жыл бұрын
EURO?!? Thats the great british pound my dear friend £££££££
@murobaugetti90285 жыл бұрын
BR££££
@c4l2466 жыл бұрын
It wasn't euro, it was a British pound
@jedarmer91756 жыл бұрын
Chanceposting not all hero's wear capes
@c4l2466 жыл бұрын
Ich habe einen Humlang, you slag
@rankjuan6 жыл бұрын
same thing
@angle17864 жыл бұрын
@@rankjuan are you serious or am I going to get R /whoosh
@borbleborb45863 жыл бұрын
Jed Armer not all euros are pounds
@nicholasrivera94066 жыл бұрын
I would have never looked at my uncle the same knowing he broke my guitar
@xnightwraithx40986 жыл бұрын
I love how every other comment is someone correcting the "euro" thing lol when later he just says 750 DOLLAR
@Jimbobcool36 жыл бұрын
The opening laugh sounded like feel good inc
@terrafirma18496 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah dickey representing rflxns, just got through watching a bunch of live set videos for them. fav band
@OWitbroke6 жыл бұрын
Dickey I want to live in your flaps
@thiscrazytangerine89546 жыл бұрын
Next dickeydines video... Djared ( learns to read ).
@clarvalvee54696 жыл бұрын
That Reflections hoodie tho
@BCBBCL6 жыл бұрын
OH GOOORSSSH
@slipknotrules66626 жыл бұрын
Hey Jared and Dickey You guys are awesome.I dont know if you will read this but all of my christmas are VERY Bad(ie...worse) I have TYPE 3 RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS(which is the destruction stage where the bones start to just grind eachother and that causes a lot of pain....A LOT OF PAIN.Just imagine you are being trampled by a horse or something....that is the pain I go through every day and well christmas is in the cold windy weather so you can imagine the pain then.I cant even walk,run or do anything and I AM 17 years old....
@Austinbmx4life16 жыл бұрын
That depressed me
@slipknotrules66626 жыл бұрын
Jamberjer No I am not Ok because arthritis has spread to my legs and i cant walk now(i am in a wheel chair) now.....
@slipknotrules66626 жыл бұрын
Austinbmx4life1 bro dont get depressed if i wouldn't had it somebody else would have and they would have had it worse so i am happy that i saved(technically) somebodys life by getting this shitty disease
@slipknotrules66626 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the 7 likes it made my mood very good and day very well 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊Thank you people again
@evangelenesurgenor22635 жыл бұрын
hey slipknotrules 666 i read your comment and it made me sad i have schizophrenia and fibromialga and a pain in my head that never goes away. i hope you feel better by the time next xmas comes around i know what its like to be in constant pain and can't imagine what its like for you. have a great day wish you all the best.
@kaismith70046 жыл бұрын
Merry christmas guys love your channel✋👊
@enasal-qawamshe374 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I’m stressed or just sad I always go back to your videos and they make feel so freaking happy
@typicallyadingus4 жыл бұрын
14:47 died laughing
@lesclark9006 жыл бұрын
Jared your laugh is so infectious lol
@eddiebenavides9736 жыл бұрын
oh gorsh
@swash44406 жыл бұрын
My parents kicked me out for christmas 🙃
@therevolution916 жыл бұрын
So you guys now believe in Satan. 😜
@joaovictorfireman17226 жыл бұрын
That five first seconds of the video sounds like Feel good Inc. laugh intro
@cosmorror39076 жыл бұрын
Jared... It was 750 POUNDS not Euro. £ = pounds and € = Euro
@thetrainsrock6 жыл бұрын
the guy with the £750 guitar....... thats not a euro, thats a pound ffs. the mans from the UK
@Zedd.y3 жыл бұрын
Jared at the beginning of the video: laughs Me: ...Feel Good
@lonewxlf1806 жыл бұрын
When I was maybe 5 or 6, we had this family gathering, and everyone was opening their presents and then it was my turn.....my grandma got me a nutcracker. I hated those things, for no reason 😂
@kodyjohnson12656 жыл бұрын
The kid with the toothpick he was probably wearing socks. It got stuck and it went right in. And alter bridge is better then creed.
@Ravensikkness6 жыл бұрын
Justin Bonitz (Hungry Lights) is so great. 😂😂😂
@connorlee24266 жыл бұрын
It's a British Pound, not a Euro
@skylerdurham72186 жыл бұрын
Captain Gunner1230 I'm sure they got it... So many people already commented that.
@theamvgirlx6 жыл бұрын
That TJ tatt killed me 😂😂
@IStabz6 жыл бұрын
the grandma stink...lmao!! I spit out my beer...lmao..omfg, I'd seriously hang out with you guys! My friends are of the same mentality ..gas station sushi..wtf...?
@ezequielrivera61476 жыл бұрын
I started laughing hard when you said good gooch I don't know if you know but where I'm from gooch means the part between balls and the butt 😂😂
@CellarStudioProductions6 жыл бұрын
Well... Today is my birthday and in my opinion this is a really good present 😂
@poorlydrawngouf42813 жыл бұрын
My mom side of the family forgot about me and everyone else but me got presents. Worse Christmas ever
@bruiserbunny89236 жыл бұрын
8:13 holy fuck you guys killed me lmao
@TheFuzzChannel6 жыл бұрын
Potatoes
@psychochicken95356 жыл бұрын
The Dude Full potato.
@daffy21156 жыл бұрын
I was watching this video right before bed. Thanks guys I’ll be sleepin on the couch.
@rodbelding95236 жыл бұрын
My worst Christmas, got a pocket knife, preceded to stab myself a short time later while playing with it and wound up in the ER and got a ton of stitches. I was 10-13 don't remember exactly lol
@LeviJGoff6 жыл бұрын
My roommate was drunk off of 10 beers, smoked weed and shat his pants. Lol, he'll never forget!
@jojocaitlin85084 жыл бұрын
Dude my grandma does the same shit, she's deaf and just constantly lets them rip. It's pretty embarrassing
@Paralisislp6 жыл бұрын
Feel good inc in the beginning there XD
@Ben-bn8sh6 жыл бұрын
Theres a video of a Creed show, and damn.. like 5 minutes into the show and the singers already dripping in sweat :D looks like he dumped a buclet of water over his head
@nerdbashingtime15366 жыл бұрын
This year on Christmas Day my two sisters were in the pool and a brown snake just randomly appeared in the pool with them, which is one of the most deadly snakes in the world, Straya.
@HateTheGameTX2 жыл бұрын
I worked with somebody that stepped on a toothpick and had to get it surgically removed. The pictures were more gruesome than you’d think lmao
@Albeit_Jordan3 жыл бұрын
*Candy Newble* is the name of my new baby metal band
@noahprovis84966 жыл бұрын
I got a chair for Christmas
@tonyt.6416 жыл бұрын
at the tree one, i was thinking to myself "why would there be presents, especially a guitar, on a tree outside..?" and im imagining the grandpa or uncle just falling off the top of the tree and somehow breaking the guitar that was either in the branches or on the bottom, till i realized it was a CHRISTMAS TREE that they were talking about. i didn't get it till the brandon bergfield story
@billierichardson68445 жыл бұрын
I feel like they purposely pick all the commenters that have super weird last names 😂
@watereddownasparagus4 ай бұрын
my worst christmas was when my uncle died on christmas morning. lol.
@xx7secondsxx3 жыл бұрын
2:44... NOPE! never nickleback!! NeverEVAevaEVA listened to them.
@Zavae016 жыл бұрын
11:57 "Hey guys Ants in my eyes Johnson here!"
@emivalx6 жыл бұрын
Zavae I'm Maggots In My Eyes Michael here at Maggots In My Eyes Michael's Electronics and I have so many maggots in my eyes! And we have so many TVs, microwaves, radios, I think, I can't, I'm not a hundred percent sure what we have in stock right now because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low. Check out this refridgerator only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Maggots In My Eyes Michael; everything's black; I can't see a thing and also I can't feel anything either. Did I mention that? But that's not as catchy as having maggots in your eyes so that always goes off by the wayside. I can't feel. It's a very rare disease. All my se- all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch. I never know what's going on. Am I standing? Sitting? I don't know.
@sweeny26696 жыл бұрын
I lit my hair on fire lighting a cigarette on Christmas Eve 😂
@who_is_fredo6 жыл бұрын
Its funny how you put "very funny" when we all know its gonna be funny as hell
@Evilwhiteclownpunk6 жыл бұрын
You know what they say... any Christmas you can walk away from is a good one...
@SEugeniusz5 жыл бұрын
I was super into Vanilla Ice as a teen, and my Grandma heard about that so got me a New Kids On The Block video tape! WTF! I was so upset.
@georgeg53906 жыл бұрын
My worst Christmas was when my parents, my siblings and the rest of my family went to France and locked me in the attic the night before. I was home alone for a looooooong time. Cool story tho
@moneyball4924 жыл бұрын
my story: My family had a bowl of hershey kisses and a candle next to it. I accidentally out my hand in the candle
@kobiterrebonne95234 жыл бұрын
Swear to god Dickey is stoned as hell is this video.
@ST0RMSHAD0W_1176 жыл бұрын
Mine was I drank a fuck ton, got shit faced to extreme, almost drowned in my own vomit, woke up with puke all over me, took a shower, vomited again, and once I was gonna be opening gifts I puked once more. So to make a long story short, I almost killed myself.
@killinfilms8795 жыл бұрын
My sister once got a pot from my parents. Like a literal pot you would warm up soup in
@nekrotikon.4 жыл бұрын
My worst Christmas wasn't exactly on Christmas, but a few days after in 2018. I got these gorgeous Primrose earrings, and of course I put them in. I've always been a music freak, so I wouldn't take off my headphones a lot of the time. Fast forward to December 30th- It was later at night, and my right earlobe had started hurting. Go into the bathroom and look in the mirror, notice that it's swollen enough that there isn't a little dip like there should be. I try to get the earring out... I can't. I did manage to get the left one out, though, and we ended up going to the hospital. Got a dose of anesthetic stabbed into my ear (yes, I cried, don't make fun of me), then got my earlobe cut open. Basically, I got an earring surgically removed. I can't get my right ear pierced again, and the left one was very close to getting infected as well, but I may be able to get that pierced again. I'll most likely just get a small, simple hoop.
@inconspicuousdino6 жыл бұрын
(I have carpet) and I also stepped on a toothpick, it hurt like hell and took me 10 minutes to take it out 😂
@lisandrotrovatopaolini70054 жыл бұрын
why is Austin the funniest person ever
@slipknotvids11046 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching y'all much love in my family we all watch y'all #drummer for life #does it djent #war robots
@disposablefun6 жыл бұрын
14:47 when you step on a lego
@cristovalencia1485 жыл бұрын
Love the intro 😂😂🤣
@kezbriggs85765 жыл бұрын
Is it only me or when the dickey dines intro comes on I always mouth what happens
@jjchilds00095 жыл бұрын
That's a pound not a Euro thank you sir
@perfidiousprophet5 жыл бұрын
Once when I was like 3 or 4, my brother shot at a mirror with a nerf gun he got. The foam bullet ricocheted off of the mirror and hit the Christmas tree. Somehow that bullet made the whole tree topple over and with my luck, it fell right on top of me. Fun fact, that's one of my earliest memories
@expectedlime_80766 жыл бұрын
Once when I was twelve on Christmas I got a splinter that was lodged pretty deep in my foot. I cut the top few layers of skin with my Swiss Army knife and pulled it out with the tweezers from the knife.
@tyler00304 жыл бұрын
14:47 bruh I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder
@josephblumenberg65746 жыл бұрын
Honestly the worst Christmas was the first one after both my grandparent's...my mom's parents...passed away...it just felt incomplete...especially since we ALWAYS went to their house to celebrate.
@ExUSSailor5 жыл бұрын
I was with a good friend, passing Christmas Eve getting hammered at a local bar. One of our other friends showed up, and, gave us each a shitload of Xanax, you know, for Christmas. I don't remember anything after that, but, I've been banned from that bar.
@justinmartin40246 жыл бұрын
Oh gorsh
@anthonys-c10476 жыл бұрын
I was like 7 and I woke up Christmas morning super exited and woke my family up. We go to the living room and see my guinea pig lying dead in its cage.
@catetaylor86756 жыл бұрын
9:18 = teehee yeah
@CaitlintheCasual6 жыл бұрын
Wait, Santa isn't real?
@joshuamchenry1466 жыл бұрын
#childhoodruined
@murobaugetti90285 жыл бұрын
*fighting tears* n-no of course he is real
@sjcwoor6 жыл бұрын
British Pounds (£), not Euro's (€). TRIGGERED
@dustinabney62966 жыл бұрын
My uncle was drunk one Christmas and tacked the Christmas tree out of spite
@iamdeath52975 жыл бұрын
My worst Christmas I got beyond drunk with a friend of mine also did crystal meth with him too. Showed up next day at Christmas hungover and tweaked out of my mind my family all just stared at me all night