The Worst Rap Song Ever

[@Rxozr]

The way Ben Shapiro raps slower than he speaks is sending me 😭😭😭

[@mudsywudsy]

this is rlly sending me omfg

[@dextrose8]

He said a couple years ago that rap/hip-hop "isn't real music" too... I don't even know...

[@mudsywudsy]

@@dextrose8 yeah that’s what i keep thinking about, it’s just another example that he doesn’t actually have any core beliefs. he’ll say he thinks anything for money

[@mudsywudsy]

@@dextrose8 yeah that’s what i keep thinking about, it’s just another example that he doesn’t actually have any core beliefs. he’ll say he thinks anything for money

[@miafigueiredoxo]

HELPSHDH

[@Kevo6492]

“I don’t care if I offend you.” “I hope I offend you.” Bruh please pick one lmao.

[@Millamanke]

RIGHTT they're like "I don't care what you think but also please be offended so I can keep bragging about how offensive I am because that's my whole brand please please"

[@WhoDeyThink]

@@Millamanke what's offensive?

[@sammyjohnson5596]

It's a joke

[@WhoDeyThink]

@@sammyjohnson5596 They dont get it unfortunately ☺️

[@Kevo6492]

@@sammyjohnson5596 He’s literally wearing a hoodie that says “I don’t care if I offend you” 💀

[@lloyddragon2036]

"that's an olive oil type beat, because that makes me extra virgin" i think might be the funniest terrible joke kurtis has ever made

[@guen714]

well he did invent comedy so…

[@kaylee_kaylee_k]

It’s still better bars than anything that came out of Ben Shapiros mouth

[@jack-a-lopium]

All of Macdonalds song is exactly the same... same lyrics, same delivery, exact same rhythm. It's so tedious and uncreative.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@guen714He is the god of comedy!🙏👑

[@Wufffles]

Love how Tom Mcdonald is from Vancouver Canada but still says shit like "where's the American flags"

[@Thedramalovesme89]

He’s from Vancouver 😕😔, I live there 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@iminlovewithyoongioof]

He's from Vancouver 😕😞, i live next to there 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

[@Wufffles]

@@iminlovewithyoongioof me too, that's why I try to mention him being canadian at every point he comes up, can't help but feel slightly responsible 😢

[@iminlovewithyoongioof]

@@Wufffles damn😞 im not Canadian but it still feels bad lmao😭😭 let's all cry together fr

[@ToddHoward-gd4if]

We should really be asking where are all the Canadian flags in America?????

[@marmalade2726]

okay i can’t get over how dark it is. like why wouldn’t he set up some lights?? he had a celebrity on and couldn’t even plug in one light?

[@Kimorauhh]

I think it might've been a request from Carti but it fr is annoying

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

​@@Kimorauhh i mean....if i had to be in a livestream with adin ross i'd want to be practically invisible too

[@sunnyandthechlo]

I can’t imagine Carti did himself any favors with this besides getting the money, wouldn’t this be detrimental to his fan base? Still, Aiden should’ve had some chill friends, some comfy seating and some LIGHTS. Then asked a few questions from himself and chat that he could’ve prepared in the HOURS he was waiting for the man to show up.

[@briclare]

fr like he honestly could’ve hired someone who wasn’t even playboy carti and made them wear this suit, wouldn’t even know the difference 😭

[@Impala101]

@KathrynElizabeth-ts2gk playboi carti is top #59 in the world on spotify that definitely counts as a celebrity

[@zoeg1013]

the whole adin and carti stream felt like the beginning of a weird porn

[@ToddHoward-gd4if]

Let me know if they ever release one, I’m asking for a friend

[@zoeg1013]

@@ToddHoward-gd4if oh my god?

[@Randomjackass135]

Probably because Carti was wearing a bondage mask

[@jack-a-lopium]

Dude can't even spell his own name correctly...

[@metanoyia]

“right in front of my chat?”

[@BarbieDreamDungeon]

There comes a point where people try to be so offensive that it makes me more disinterested and kinda tired than angry. Pronouns, blue hair, rainbows, love, blah blah blah, take a jab at something funnier that's not just being like "ew words!" "ew love!" "ew hair dye!" make me LAUGH

[@Annabellethedoll666]

Right they’ve been saying the same thing for about 5 years now😂

[@allie_hart]

I haven't actually heard them rail against love until now 😂 love? Just love in general?

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Can you imagine HOW offended he’d be if you said something mildly offensive to him? But yeah everyone else are the snowflakes.

[@beepatpen]

people have accidentally said things more offensive than these guys that try to be offensive

[@Kevo6492]

You’d love Lady Ballers then (actually you’ll really detest it)

[@EdgeO419]

Crazy how they go on and on about how terrible and destructive rappers and "black culture" is in general and then when it comes time to make a song they choose rap.

[@remigal899]

Fr 💀

[@reallifesupermann]

What an ignorant take assuming a genre of music is what makes it bad and not the content of the songs

[@Masked_SVincent]

@@reallifesupermannno, but while they claim these songs are “terrible” and “destructive”, majority of the time they don’t know how to read between the lines and see the bigger picture the song represents. Or they pick and choose easy targets like sixnine who are openly ignorant and do not represent the genre, plus, Ben said “rap isn’t music” and yet here he is using an art form he does not respect.

[@thatoneguy9582]

thats the secret cap they dont think its a good artform so it must not be that hard to make some of their own

[@EdgeO419]

that makes it extra pathetic then since they cant even make a good song in the art form they claim is easy and devoid of talent.@@thatoneguy9582

[@Dr.BDover]

kurtis the type of dude to never do a hate crime

[@eevee241]

yeah he would never say the n word

[@Avendesora]

If he ever moves on from the mullet I will consider it a hate crime against me specifically and I WILL sue.

[@aubre5432]

Fr

[@JonahWho]

uhhh... agree?

[@jbone877]

I can't believe how poorly this comment aged

[@kidforeverplz]

Imagine Ben Shapiro becomes a rapper, his style progresses to be better and better, he starts familiarizing himself with more diverse groups of people and his ideologies do a complete 180 until he’s just a really good leftist artist making a difference in the right direction. We gotta believe the “slippery slope” narrative can go both ways for cosmic balance.

[@JohnnySplendid]

If he can let go of the sweet fracking billionaire dark money first...

[@jennerhardin8138]

And changes his name to Jew-Z.

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@jennerhardin8138 he tagged himself as “Dr. Dreidel” in a post after this dropped which id argue is one of the intentionally funniest things ben has said

[@Heisenberg4188]

Ben (((shapiro))) is a leftist

[@affordablex4914]

Blud is really out here writing Ben Shapiro fanfics like stfu.

[@SamanthaTaylor-sammyanthat]

Jenna laughing in the background when you said, “don’t be a WAP” was the best part

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😂👍

[@_wheelofcheese]

the speed at which ben says homie, dawg, and homie AGAIN?? earth shattering.

[@sleepyhead_toby]

“Homie im epic, don’t be a WAP” uh… excuse me?? 😭😭

[@moonprincessmk]

I ask myself what Ben Shapiro would do and then I go out of my way to not do that

[@miisa_]

In fact, I do the exact opposite of that

[@moonprincessmk]

@@miisa_ Oh boy 😀

[@WhoDeyThink]

What can we do to be remotely on your side? I'm just a moderate right but I'm sure u and I have more in common than we think! I truly think we've been conditioned to fight each other and disregard the obvious threats that may come in time becuz we're busy fighting. Truly I wish u well and if u have any advice pleaseee holler ❤

[@moonprincessmk]

@@WhoDeyThink I wish there were more people like you! We 110% have been conditioned to fight against each other. A country divided is a country that’s easy to control. Personally, the reason I lean left is because I care deeply about social issues that the right tends to not view as important. I think the left is more “help the people” and the right is more “let the people help themselves”. I grew up in a conservative family, and I pretty much knew from the beginning that I didn’t really agree with their perspectives. Even though I disagree very strongly with most of their core beliefs, I don’t hate them. Both the right and left political parties in power are highly corrupt unfortunately.

[@WhoDeyThink]

@@moonprincessmk A sweetheart I commented to it sounds like. Both our extreme sides make us want to hate each other... I wish more lefties were like u too LOL... For real tho u did ur side absolute justice. There are some wackadoodles on both. This was so refreshing. If shit goes down, we can consider each other on the same side!! ❤⭐

[@artist._.uknown]

i cant believe kurtis posted for my birthday exclusively!!!!!! thanks kurt!!!

[@ska840]

happy birthday!

[@Man-ej6uv]

happy b day!

[@gracerich55]

happy birthday!!

[@supersoakerrr9000]

happy birthday!!

[@tyegordon]

Very really happy birthday!!

[@broomstik-nw4lc]

the problem with ol' macdonald is that he doesn't give a shit about rap as a medium of expression. Tom's fanbase is the ONLY fanbase in music that will tell you without skipping a beat that they hate the style that their favorite musician uses. Essentially proving that tom's career is all about pushing an agenda without any thought put into the art itself.

[@skateboardious]

The lyrics in Tom's music are so strange. He sounds like he's speaking as a young teenager and Ben is his paternalistic hero. Almost as weird as his song about Eminem. It's pretty sad and pathetic

[@ToddHoward-gd4if]

how much you wanna bet he idolizes the (jared leto) joker? he just latches whomever he thinks is cool and then tries to suck them of.

[@Penquinn14]

Tom would have a third of the songs he does now if you took away every time he said something along the lines of "I'll get cancelled for saying this" or "I can't say this but I'll say it anyways". Dude is the lyrical version of a kid going "I'm not touching you!", constantly drawing attention to how close he gets to legit hate speech and making it a point when people get annoyed by it

[@mythcat1273]

Praying for Kurtis rn, the backrooms must be so scary

[@ceebee8078]

i literally almost died from embarrassment watching that stream i cannot believe this exists 😭

[@cierr]

and it exists for the small price of 2 million dollars

[@briclare]

it was a great start to 2024

[@ladybarberkla1862]

You totally missed a opportunity to make a “sand job” joke with the first Dune popcorn bucket/flesh light story 😂😂

[@metanoyia]

tom mcdonald is the most not rapper name ever

[@NearsightedNarhwal]

FR like bro u should be writing nursery rhymes what is this 😭

[@ragnhild2674]

Girl: Malarkey isn't real, it can't hurt you. Merriam-Webster: That's a bunch of malarkey.

[@julieneff9408]

It's serving Punt.

[@pickleioi9058]

someone made a gay remix of the ben shapiro verse and it somehow was more coherent and better rapper than the original

[@mlpdisneylover]

Oh my god please link!

[@ceebee8078]

"ben shapiro if he could rap" vid goes a million times harder than the actual ben shapiro rapping which says. something. also the fact that the ben shapiro parody came out way before he even did this is hilarious it's no longer satire 🤯

[@turboshazed7370]

Tom MacDonald really is one of the worst artists out there. He's literally just a troll and not in the way that is entertaining like Lil Nas X or Childish Gambino.

[@ZenythGamingKitchen]

Worst part is he is not trolling he genuinely thinks that he is cool for not understanding systemic oppression and queer people and pronouns 😭

[@Kevo6492]

At least do better than typical conservative talking points. Literally a Canadian getting mad about American flags while he talks about how offended liberals/leftists are.

[@TheDiamondSlayer1]

​@@ZenythGamingKitchenhonestly id bet money on Tom not even believing half the shit he says/raps about. Of course im SURE he believes it to a point, which sucks, but he knows his audience unfortunately and knows what they want. He says the exact right shit that will make them happy, then cause controversy, giving him more exposure. It's embarrassing, yeah, and he's a prick, but he knows what he's doing.

[@ZenythGamingKitchen]

@@TheDiamondSlayer1 oh be definitely knows I just feel like he does believe it but also idk

[@partypoison5135]

my dad unironically listens to him its a NIGHTMARE being in the car while his shit is on

[@puffgrayblack]

watching this while eating sloppy joe, potato salad and doritos ♡ hell yeah brother!

[@cookiecripssuckbooty]

hell yeah brother 🔥

[@assas1nscreed]

Absolute banger meal

[@zoeg1013]

reading this comment while eating leftover pasta !! hope u had a good meal

[@snail_oatmeal7325]

@@zoeg1013reading both these comments while watching the video and eating pocky

[@mrmeowingtonw]

i hd stek nd pot4toes my first letter of the slphbet key is broken

[@Abcde7213]

Jordan Peterson talking about this song is SO WIERD. He goes on for like an hour about the “deep meaning” , and calls it “poetry” it’s real cringe

[@JohnnySplendid]

Tom's line about no one flying US flags anymore is legit hilarious

[@harperediger7375]

Babe wake up, new oxymoron just dropped!! Seriously though, “woke Karens” is not a phrase I ever could have thought of myself, because being woke and being a Karen is such a wild combo. I want to meet her, I think, but I know I would regret it you know?

[@pirsickle]

Omg I forgot about Richard Dawson, that mf was SO weird. If memory serves, I think in one episode he kissed an underaged girl

[@ImCharlottelol]

HE DID THO HOW TF DID HE GET AWAY WITH IT😭😭

[@rocketpsyence]

EW GOD why were people ever like "this seems fine"

[@stardustluv666]

He did, it was parodied in the movie “National Lampoon’s European Vacation”, where the Griswald’s win a trip to Europe on a tv show, and the host made out with their teenage daughter.

[@the_nikster1]

Richard Dawson was a f*cking creep.

[@blending_in]

41:46 21 Pilots and Fall Out Boy literally have the same amount of monthly listeners on Spotify💀

[@queenofzenk]

okay, so about the dune bucket thing I think it's fucking genius because they're literally going to sell all of them. there will be no leftover product. it's so smart. also, if you don't want to read dune, I would highly recommend listening to the audiobook. it's one of my favorite books of all time. I don't really read that much, but I think that I've read this book like seven times. but maybe that's too much hype anyway. It's Frank Herbert's masterpiece.

[@Ty-wy7yq]

My boyfriend is OBSESSED with dune, I have less than a month to finish the audiobook because I promised I’d finish the book before the next movie came out

[@dwagonhoodie8740]

“Ok so now playboy carti gives him a hug”💀💀💀

[@nicluvsyou237]

Apparently Ben Shapiro stole the lizzo line from cupcakke

[@jannettb7930]

The most baffling part of the stream is that he went through the time effort and money to get an actual celebrity on his stream and apparently did not put any effort at all into making it interesting. Like zero forethought. No set, no questions or topics, what a waste of time. I don't blame the guy for leaving.

[@emilyd.2796]

5:24 we used this buckets as throw up buckets when we were sick. We had pirates of the Caribbean ones

[@jbone877]

Who up sanding they worm rn?

[@slim_streams]

"He looks like he'd hurt to step on" is a weirdly fitting insult

[@milacolman]

Since the Shapiro guy said rap isn't real music then this song doesn't exist

[@ahebirds]

Adin talking to him sounds like I do when I talk to a stranger's child.

[@BongToker117]

Tom wants to be ICP soooooooo badly. Lmfaoooo

[@ceebee8078]

american flag line is crazy cos i cannot go anywhere without seeing like 5 on one block 💀

[@harperediger7375]

If someone promised me millions to show up for a stream and I showed up to a dimly lit murder dungeon I too would flee as soon as I felt like I could.

[@jetbolster]

im still hung up on phoenix being "super close" to LA

[@adrienneczerni6516]

North American car culture is truly shocking but also everything is like three hours away from itself

[@jetbolster]

@@adrienneczerni6516 pheonix is no where near 3 hours away form LA its way farther 😭

[@PrincessJas24]

I live in LA and used to live in Phoenix and I would drive here all the time 😂 some people don’t think a 6 hour road trip-45 min flight is super far to have a trip and see friends lol

[@jetbolster]

@@PrincessJas24 ik its not insane for how big the country is, but "super close" is pushing it 😭😭

[@saraposkonka1949]

I’m glad you changed the advice segment I always turned off the pod when it became the advice segment (after the jingle of course lol) I’m 27 and about to be married so 99.7% of the time the advice was not relevant to my life I’m excited for the silly advice

[@nice420what]

are we just ignoring playboi carti’s history of abuse?

[@gwynethmauk889]

not kurtis saying 'wonder what they eat... I'll never know bc I'll never read it' and then immediately nailing it on the head 5:59

[@ItzPeanutzzz]

Kurtis is a material girl

[@erin4040]

babe wake up the new vrg pod just dropped

[@Anzner1993]

Tom McDonald's has to buy his views. 90% of his comments seem like bots with "im 50 and never liked rap music but you speak the truth" never herd anyone that says they listen to him let alone knows who he is.

[@dommiedarkoh8816]

Honestly a lot of ppl do. Hence his songs going number 1 😂😂

[@Anzner1993]

@dommiedarkoh8816 buying it where iTunes? No one buys music off of iTunes anymore lol. Number 1 on iTunes isn't anything 🤣🤣

[@KingNerdius]

Facts

[@Mule-chezedek]

YES!!! he's absolute trash!! I swear he's fake independent! Def Jam is pulling the strings

[@whyisthomyorke]

This is the most painful rap I’ve heard in years. Also Tom Macdoodle’s “I’m here to offend you” like sounds stolen from Eminem in the 90s

[@Bunny_babe07]

Dude, the stream makes me not wanna exist, like literally just evaporate.

[@rosegonzalezdance]

I was missing you Kurt! Thanks for the new episode

[@GreenJuicePouch]

Barely made it halfway through the Adin ross segment until he tried to give cardi cash before I had to skip! super painful watch!...that's an alpha right there 🗣🗣

[@Tsuki_Polishsig]

she malarkey on my popcorn bucket till i rap

[@mia95808]

I can’t survive with this podcast dude

[@Man-ej6uv]

do you mean... without?

[@recreatio]

@@Man-ej6uv no. everytime kurtis uploads an episode of this podcast it cuts off a month of their lifeline

[@guen714]

@@recreatiothank goodness

[@Ísisイシス]

16:10 he was waiting for carti for over 4h, so thats why he soundds like that, adin ross was actually mad at the situation I think

[@Ísisイシス]

plsss kurtis i beg you pls i watch all your pods and i have to ask you to google about hello fresh busting unions and blackmailing immigrant workers plss

[@tanerhardy165]

I work at a movie theater and as soon as we got the buckets they were put on sale. We didn’t even know we were getting anything, they’re for sure trying to get rid of them quickly.

[@MangoTheBeardie]

“Homie I’m epic! Don’t be a wap 😉” This has to be Ai

[@ZenythGamingKitchen]

Serving punt today kurt

[@Turtleduck409]

BRO THE FACT THAT THERE ARE LEGIT TOM MACDONALD FANS WHO THINK HE IS THE GOAT IS LIKE WTF, as a rap fan Tom is the most cringe , basic, and one dimensional rap artist I've ever heard like, shit

[@artastic_friend]

Ngl I’m gonna miss hearing the song intro every time :’)

[@lombne]

Tom McDonald's lyrjcs are just a greatest hits medley of cpnservative talking points that he just keeps spouting to make money.

[@catsrmylyf]

Malarkey is definitely a word! (I would know as a 2003 spelling bee champion 😜) Sorry to the asker, but "I'd never heard it before" and "it doesn't sound like a real word to me" are (IMHO) _not_ good enough reasons to declare something "not a real word" lol!

[@graveswhitlock3276]

kurtis i need you to know i was stressed over finals and then i clicked on this video and the intro calmed me like a fucking meditation video

[@krissy55066]

Just got summoned for jury duty but thankfully I have the VRG pod

[@froggarolli-Stolitz]

also, even though this was in the backrooms, it was actually such a great podcast. missed the hilarious silence of you looking for sound effects, but I took this with me on my walk and had such a good time

[@halffirewolf]

I actually had to pause that adin and carti video multiple times it was so painful

[@lemonballs]

i still have all my 2016 cups (trolls, secret life of pets, sing, etc). my branch cup sits on my shelf with my trolls 3 stuff xd

[@ryanpooley]

The dune popcorn bucket is so weird! The last thing I need when trying to eat in a dark theater is another obstacle that's going to paint my hand in butter! And that's not even mentioning how it looks sus to keep it pg lmao

[@DanIsntPremium]

YES 21:24 RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT. this mf carti giggled 😭😭

[@bexbex444]

I work at AMC and we were all flabbergasted when the Dune 2 buckets came in. People come in to the theatre just to buy the bucket and then leave. My coworker bought one and just uses it like a purse and carries his stuff around in it.

[@gatomiao7]

bro of course the guy with the mullet, mustache, 80s combo is team malarkey

[@gnat4999]

bro actually sat thru a whole podcast of a dude he doesnt know to make some weird ass comment

[@gatomiao7]

@@gnat4999 oh it wasn’t negative, just playful my fault

[@livlaughscoliosis]

personally... im pro-adjectives 😜

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Sick of all this pronoun stuff let’s get the past participles in herrrrrre.

[@Bit_Froggr]

YIPPEE new very really good ep on a snow day :,D this couldn’t get any better

[@astrowolvez]

I have two optimus prime popcorn bucks and I plan when we move to have a setup with my transformers collection. And that’s the only way I can see someone buying popcorn buckets, you have a collection or it’s one that looks really cool and would look nice in your living room.

[@jubileehoney3269]

Fall out boy, 21 pilots, and panic at the disco are all the exact same to me

[@basenatic]

Ima say it. Whichever of Tom's ghostwriters who wrote "Dawgs it's a yamulke, homie no cap" deserves a raise cause that was honestly kinda heat

[@bluelime83]

When I younger my mother bought me a Fallout shirt cus I said I liked the game but she said she only got it cus she thought it was Fall Out Boy ❤

[@ToddHoward-gd4if]

Buy Skyrim now

[@gnat4999]

@@ToddHoward-gd4if no Todd Howard go away

[@biz26]

33:26 the way he used “progressive” as a slur

[@lucasprobably]

to be fair to aiden ross (not that he deserves it), it was cardi's team that had picked the warehouse as the location, very weird lol

[@micahfoley9572]

i like "your feelings don't care about my facts" as a retort. cuz it's confusing as hell but says exactly what you mean.

[@oracle3778]

kurtis uploads and I am happy for another day

[@darthmal3708]

every day kurtis uploads is a good day

[@ashcalibur]

Kurtis handles fame and the hustle so well

[@haehaev]

watched this while eating Taco Bell. Best day ever kurt

[@lj3561]

yo kurt thanks for posting these it helps me clean my room and also MALARKEY IS A WORD

[@emily14.]

OMG! FINALLY IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW EPISODEE

[@sodapop3046]

ben shapiros mosquito voice in a rap video is.... well idk what it is but omg is it something

[@johndelaney1583]

I couldn't see a thing during that Adin Ross thing

[@Annicamd]

The Snipes callback took me out. That may be my favorite podcast episode you’ve ever done

[@Kquon_]

best birthday gift, thank you kurtis !

[@monniequinn]

Richard Dawson was also on Match Game 76 as a player, Gene Rayburn was the host, who…. also….. kisses everyone 🙃😂

[@livlaughscoliosis]

my thing is the "what would ben do" line because i'm literally always thinking about what ben franklin would do!

[@mushmoment]

Can't wait for the day I finally achieve financial stability and have years of bonus episodes to binge

[@lorenchanel]

“it looks like he would hurt to step on” is CRAZY!!!!

[@mistersudz102]

Glad someone finally covered the dune 2 bucket… doesn’t that thing like get butter all up your forearm as the popcorn goes down? Less popcorn equals more butter up the forearm at an equal rate

[@holycornholioo]

if i don’t get to see you in april i’m gonna cry😢

[@kathymathy368]

My friend texted me to let me know you released a new pod, thanks max!