GOAT STORY 2: Was This Necessary?

[@aryadnajimenez5191]

"he can't see, he has c a t a r a c t s" has the same energy as "I can't sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids"

[@crickerwilson127]

Actually, Megan, I Can't sit anywhere, I have h e m o r r h o i d s

[@drawnwithlove3499]

AcTuAlLy MeGhAn- January 1, 2021, 1:35 PM: I have reached the funny number

[@ew4250]

My biggest pet peeve is when people dont quote vines right. Thank you for your service.

[@kalyanisrivastava1780]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING HHEHEHAEEHEHUAEH

[@meganmetalcore]

Actually *MEGAN* cant sit anywhere, I have hemroids

[@elizabeth_b]

i love how kurtis has to add "except that one time" because we're all such assholes we won't let him live it down

[@sbirulina52]

And we're fucking right

[@hahayes2345]

I’m waiting for him to slip so he has to say “except those two times”

[@haruko1501]

Yep! Which video was it? I've been trying to remember but I can't

[@abbiedungan2349]

The first video I watched after I subscribed I was so excited for the extra greeting and it’s the one he forgot 😭

[@haruko1501]

@@adinasuleyman5613 Thanks!!!

[@katerinefildanova8465]

It's kinda mindblowing, as a czech person, seeing a foreigner analyze this movie, because I never even noticed the numerous puns and cultural references, until I heardthe translated version. Par example, the word "kozy" aka "goats" are also a slang for boobs, so boobs are literally in the title. The three guys are the main characters of a popular fairytale "Velký, Široký a Bystrozraký" and the movie kind of pokes fun at them, the "northern popsticle" is a reference to the popsticle Polárka, which is also the word we use for the northern star Polaris. And there's so much more hidden in there that gets lost in translation. I'm not saying this as a defence of the movie, it's not good by any means and I remember having nightmares bc of it as a kid, it's just a wild realisation that some of the things like czech fairytales which are normal to me could be overlooked by a foreigner because they didn't grow up in the same enviroment. Great video, laughed a lot!

[@victhehampter]

I was actually wondering this, I speak multiple languages and whenever I have to translate something, trying to translate puns and slang is tricky because you have to make it make sense in the other language. It’s cool to know this!

[@mimisezlol]

Localization is such an insanely difficult task for a translator

[@ticket2space]

Great insight man thank you! Puts a new perspective on things

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😎😎😎

[@priboltao]

Kurtis: Gets a copyright strike over a bad bad movie Kurtis: Here is the sequel I hope the studio doesn't strike this :)

[@Moon-oh5us]

And thats why we love our mayor

[@benjaminb312]

Emerson Lima he should review his legal options

[@vv285]

he wasn't scared of getting slapped by legal the second time! ..unlike drew...

[@nacho5801]

Comes to show he doesn’t do this for the money :)))

[@ilorabird]

@Emerson Lima but did it actually get a strike? He doesn't say but im assuming the manual review came out in his favor.

[@MickeyChaos]

I'm most upset that the sequel wasn't about those two gay knights and their secret love affair from the first movie

[@kilghhra8179]

HAHSJW SYES

[@jeremoralorel]

HUH?!?!?

[@cRIt0L]

The WHAT

[@cinnabon4043]

Kermit's Underwear you didn't see it?!

[@NurseInTraining]

Me too! We deserve justice!!!

[@AvaBruno]

goat saying "sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as steve buscemi saying "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

[@cynicalsix]

steve buscemi from spy kids. important distinction

[@LavroseRovender]

I got you 1k likes

[@sophiaq3820]

OH MY G O D

[@Thepictureofemilymae]

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here” - William Shakespeare

[@emmabruno7447]

poetry at it's finest...great minds babeyyy (also side note we have the same last name tf)

[@gracebranam3027]

THE BART EDIT OF GOAT IS ACTUALLY THE FUNIEST THING IVE SEEN

[@isabellawhalley9406]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT😭😭😭 BECAUSE WHAT

[@marcobodt9412]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@EmpyricReporter]

It was actually kinda sad tbh but ye it was hilarious

[@cyrus__112]

It actually went so hard tbh

[@lalaaaaa9070]

@@cyrus__112 No fr I thought so too lol

[@breesnutz]

the way the studio responded really pissed me off there isnt even a valid point

[@christalcavanaugh]

And after hearing about the movies themselves, that surprises you?

[@Robiness]

Yes it was pretty disappointing i cringed so hard 🤦

[@idcidek4892]

shrek's jizz bruh did u actually just say racism towards americans are u 6 years old? be honest

[@christalcavanaugh]

shrek's jizz “America” is not a race. If you mean citizens of the United States of America, then it is nationalism

[@hellcat5277]

they sounded like a boomer trying to sound smart on the facebook comments

[@charlottemejia1591]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SAD GOAT EDIT SHZHSJGXSJGX

[@strshells]

it was unironically really good LMFAO

[@janiep.6557]

Right?! Got me in my feels for poor goat 😔💀

[@brittanylouisetaylo1]

angel hair 22:45 !🥰

[@dabeez.kneez_]

IT WAS SO GOOD, AND FOR WHAT😭😂😂

[@dontpanic6349]

WHY WAS IT SO GOOD

[@dandyfandy8866]

In Czech Republic, we had an icecream called North star

[@meyekeye6283]

WAIT NO WAY WERE THEY MAKING A FUCKIN REFREMCE TO THAT LMAOOO

[@almondtovfu5672]

@@meyekeye6283 Yes they were making a reference to that xd

[@dandyfandy8866]

@@meyekeye6283 Yeah, the icecream was pretty popular, back in the day

[@thatguy3903]

OHHHHHH

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣💜

[@Fluffybitchsona]

Having nudity in movies and having oversexualized characters in movies are two very different things. I dont mind nudity, im finnish, we go naked to a sauna filled with naked strangers and finnish movies have quite a bit of nudity. But just.... Weird oversexualisation and boobs that are twice the size of the characters head and bounce like crazy every time they walk is just.... Ridiculous and unnecessary.

[@hiimjohnquinones2971]

Thank you!!

[@blorp2031]

Apparently, in Czech that's normal in kids movies

[@tryingtoart264]

Fluffybitchsona it was definitely over sexualized despite what they said, seeing as there was at least one woman getting moterboated in the movie lol

[@cate7454]

ALSO THE FACT THAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KIDS MOVIE?! LIKE WHAT

[@Cove_Blue]

These movies feel very "undertones of grooming"

[@destroy2enjoy]

The pain in his voice, the smirk, the masked anger ‘I’m Canadian’

[@rachelforbes4424]

"it's nAtUraL" they say while portraying women as more boobs than body

[@shiannafoxx]

Right. And people complained about Lara Croft 🙄

[@ninavinterova9875]

I live in the Czech Republic and work for TV and lemme tell you, the producers are really not scared of sexualisation at all. In most countries, the #me too movement made things better for women. In here, it made shit much worse.

[@ily_Lily186]

Rachel Forbes facts

[@thebestcloud4360]

yo, you copied my comment :(

[@janeeyre1990]

@@ninavinterova9875 , what happened with # MeToo there? Did people who post get retaliation / more harassment?

[@faithparker3085]

The busty neighbor: “You only have three ✌🏼 days to save your parents!”

[@VixenXi]

Exactly, someone saw it too!

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@VixenXi that girl is _reaaaal_ stupid!

[@nocxlette]

*thirty two*

[@chiiniaa]

*Ninety three*

[@nocxlette]

@@chiiniaa no its *Thirty two* ..

[@ivankab3317]

When AAA studio wrote “if someone put someone in their mouth”, they just poorly translated a Czech saying which means “to talk shit about someone”. It is just a phrase we say. Those who are from Czech republic also think it’s a really weird movie. I love the content Kurtis. Have a nice day, stay safe.:)

[@ryandeeken1554]

we in kurtistown love Czechia :)

[@ivankab3317]

We in Czechia also love kurtistown! :)

[@Lilyjem39]

Awww this is cute I love how when the original goat story video came out and all the Czech members or kurtis town were like I LOVE YOU KURTISSSSSSSS YES REP

[@amazongreen7756]

But weren’t they talking shit about Matthew and making it StInKyyY

[@STimo95]

Was that pole star/popsicle thing a Czech pun?

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Sentences I never thought I’d hear : “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese” “Are all stars popsicles?” “The evil cheese devil shows up and kidnaps Susie” “You can’t make cheese in jail.”

[@Shsudejdufuruf]

Hahaha he cant see he has cataracts

[@melvint-p9500]

I'm pretty sure some of these are also in Chainsaw Man tho

[@Br1anwastaken]

​@@melvint-p9500thats so funny💀

[@nightfall1249]

By this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone has figured out how to make cheese in jail

[@w-ek9gu]

also "and because goat is a raging alcoholic". loved that line

[@bbgbunniexoxo]

“makin it stinky” still can’t get over that line 😭

[@sheepeyoutube]

Oop, fish in the mouth

[@bbgbunniexoxo]

fishy fishy fish..

[@medusaedmonddantes3844]

I read that in Kurtis' voice lmao

[@skylahraetv2429]

Fishy Fishy fishy, MAKIN IT STINKY

[@fnaffanatic7342]

Fishy fishy fishy fish

[@deadacc2816]

disappointed they didn’t say “first” when they somehow found your unlisted video and commented on it before it was public.

[@rayned3714]

HA

[@michellekoslovski8661]

FKFKFK

[@Scriblyn]

omg that would be hilarious

[@bigantdud3499]

They should've said "first.....to dislike"😡

[@ArinJager1]

first to get butthurt

[@evanbyrtus9487]

Also, can we talk about how Kurtis looks like a really cool ’80s uncle

[@8makes1team81]

Yes we definitely can, Uncle Kurtis- I dig it

[@rinina]

Uncle jesse from full house vibes

[@psychoteddy020]

kurtis IS a cool ‘80s uncle he kurt-IS

[@prageruwu69]

transition goals tbh

[@raavya3682]

lmfao yee

[@The_REDD_Driver]

I love how Matthew went from being stinky to being groovy

[@Ilikebugsiguess]

Yep. ✨GROOVYY✨

[@Hideyourmozzarella]

FISHY FISHY FISH MAKING IT GROOOVY

[@bapbapbapbedobap6145]

Why’s no one talking about that goat edit? fire.

[@Dee-qw8tz]

I may just want a 10 hour version, I won’t lie I teared up a bit while watching it

[@FallonEscobar1234]

@Dez and darkness I got sad too LMAO

[@av5439]

It was deep, I wasn't prepared for that

[@frag1lebeaut]

i almost started crying

[@chargriff]

bebadobebabop can i be ur melody 😼👉🏼👈🏼

[@breelynn8810]

When you made the h*ndjob joke I literally didn't doubt it for a moment until you said you were kidding

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Oh yeah glad I wasn't the only one

[@simone635]

SAME OMG

[@xx_3m0j1n_xx]

wait where is it?

[@omaame9039]

@@xx_3m0j1n_xx 8:52

[@catherinec3735]

He was referencing a h*ndjob

[@catherineb196]

Dang Kurtis, don’t get slapped by legal

[@azizabrown]

Too late 😔

[@cinema_coyote]

Oh shit did Angie get a job with AAA Studio?!?

[@oliviacombs6410]

“😘”

[@chelsea-ze1hs]

don’t sis me

[@LiveLaughLove_L]

@@chelsea-ze1hs hi sis

[@spiltmilk0204]

i genuinely quote the line “hahaha, he cant see! he has cataracts” to myself daily. i dont know why that line is so funny

[@kate_alt]

Can it be considered a stim at this point

[@thequoise3848]

@@kate_alt omg- 😭 that's too good

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

it truly sucks because i’ll look at my elderly dog with cataracts and THAT LINE will be my first thought 😭

[@lovely8524]

underrated line man it made me choke on my water I laughed so hard

[@asrielgaming57]

@@he.said.teenjiejer lol/lmao a dog with cateracts/CATeracts

[@Cumpletelyconfused]

What if the big guy isn’t really big but his pockets are just filled with a variety of really specific contracts.

[@sleepyclowns]

hes just, he's just so wealthy of specific contracts

[@michellekoslovski8661]

Fax

[@megamatiman4855]

Last name: With legally binding contracts for literally every scenario First name: Broad

[@hawkii744]

Tall guy isn’t tall, he’s just standing on stacks of contracts

[@olivensindeklig]

this is the best comment I have ever seen

[@anastasiachristina]

why would AAA studios sue Kurtis? he clearly has a mullet

[@catboymikey]

Yeah like THE MULLET

[@moni9235]

The audacity to sue the mullet

[@chaebedo]

Don’t forget the moustache! How could they do that to him smh

[@theunreadyone]

Honestly I’m surprised the didn’t sell the company to him after seeing that mullet

[@assmilk9674]

mullets are actually really hot?

[@chavo_ty_mindzo3900]

The star is a popsticle bcs in czech language the star is called "Polárka" which is also a name for an ice cream

[@kurtisconner]

oh cool! thank you for letting me know :)

[@chavo_ty_mindzo3900]

@@kurtisconner no problem my guy :)

[@heralisa3202]

I gotta thank all these czech people explaining all this, I'd be losing sleep

[@thebreakdownpodcast]

There is also a brand name of popsicles called North Star.

[@chavo_ty_mindzo3900]

@@thebreakdownpodcast yea but in czech it is more than just a brand. It is basically like a kind of ice cream.

[@bluejae825]

super proud of goat's transition 🏳️‍⚧️

[@pap-fr]

barf

[@08fka]

@@pap-fr they r joking lmfao

[@banana_awoofy9790]

​@@08fka what dors barf mean?

[@honeyisbeecummies]

@@pap-fr do you want water ypu just threw up all over the replies

[@JoshuaDuncan-o1u]

​@@banana_awoofy9790 it means icky

[@born-of-fire]

what if eye color is supposed to indicate that goat IS suzy’s mom? jemmy, katy, and johnny all have blue eyes. goat and suzy have green 😳

[@AnarchicKhajiit]

BRUH

[@potato1084]

WAITT

[@shuheihisagi7514]

Hold up

[@bipashamanojnair1968]

My EYES- :) Lemme stab em out real quickkk-

[@GrowingPothos]

I really wonder if the mother knows that kid didn't come out of her and just... goes with it?

[@spookybow4391]

Kurtis needs to make “huh?” merch.

[@Grupsy]

And “Pardon?”

[@arreon8812]

iGrupsy Did you watch the beginning? 😂

[@Simplyradish]

I second that

[@Simplyradish]

@@Grupsy he, he does have pardon merch he just said that

[@alienatedcanine4680]

unrelated but i’m the 666th like lol

[@calimango7926]

"And then her arm falls off, which is pretty disarming to see." Kurtis, my guy....

[@budgetyoutubechannel6128]

he had to do it to em

[@GINSHOTGUN]

We need to give him a medal

[@mayaalzoubi3137]

lol

[@pissapocalypse]

@horrendous krts

[@starsparks3150]

He said it so deadpan it took me a second and then laughed for like 10 minutes straight

[@Summertimeislife]

Goat had to have at least one kid to even produce milk, and to keep good milk flowing you should breed them at least every 2 years. So Susie is 100% goats kid.

[@satanikbunny]

but if you think about it... in the first movie she also gave milk... holy shit edit: spelling mistake

[@Lisa-qq7zs]

@@satanikbunnyshe has multiple kids but she hides them cause she doesn’t wanna be s-shamed. SMH I hate the world we live in

[@Squ1dVicious]

Kurtis either always dresses like a cool uncle or that cousin everyone is excited to see at family get togethers, no in between.

[@konkeydonk]

I'd say he's more of an 80's dad

[@userKleos]

I- Ok you're not wrong but wow

[@wafflefalafel9442]

Hes a cool uncle that everyones excited to see at get togethers wdym

[@alastorbutwithagun]

he's mostly the cool uncle

[@alastorbutwithagun]

Dan Harrington you say this because you saw Mia Valla's comment

[@gayass]

I'm not a genetics genius but one of the children has green eyes, neither Jemmie or Katy have green eyes but Goat does.. take that as you will 😬😬

[@yipeeyipeeeyipee]

I-

[@marietaerceg4223]

Jemmie really be wildin out there

[@alexjames4704]

Damn.

[@ninavinterova9875]

That's just Czech humor tbh, we like it dark af

[@thedaydreamer7441]

There is an explanation for that but im too lazy lmao

[@josefinegroschup8455]

pretty sure the scaring kids by telling them they‘ll suffer in hell part is actually how raising kids worked until like the 1970’s or so

[@mammoneymelon]

i mean that's still fairly common lol

[@Maggie66112]

Can confirm

[@HumeAnn]

It still is

[@valx5]

I’ve never ever *EVER* heard anyone say the word “cheese” that many times in 30 minutes.

[@kak2030]

Nikocado avocado

[@meow-en4wk]

Chuck E Cheese

[@nistheelf]

AAA studios: “ItS nAtUrAl” Katie’s back: “am I a joke to you?”

[@randomkword]

NistheElf AAA Studios? More like double-

[@nistheelf]

Princess Kim omg love that

[@sillyguy47]

The kardashians have some competition

[@lily.loves_pink]

@NistheElf 4 it’s Katie-

[@yodimetarado1513]

Princess Kim hahaha they’re compensating

[@allenxav4754]

23:06 dude that Sad goat edit put the movie in a Whole new perspective.

[@oj9263]

the king could smell all the yummy cheeses miles away and somehow not in his own castle

[@BrynnBeverly]

it's cuz only the sweet smell of Goat's goat cheese had that effect

[@probablyalex]

@@BrynnBeverly they’re making goat cheese in the castle though

[@animeonepiecelife1663]

Or those two blocks of cheese in that guys mouth. Somethings wrong with that kings nose.

[@deuceydee3506]

He's far-scented. It's like far-sighted, but, you know...

[@bandaidcore7259]

Wait.. yeah you’re right wtf??????????

[@paigem7497]

Imagine getting asked to make a jingle about rubbing people’s tongues....

[@georgia7761]

dude that’s what i was thinking, the poor guy was probably so confused 😭😭

[@oublie-moi]

Lmaooo- 🔍👀👄👀💦

[@mady6929]

Let’s be real, It’s probably not the weirdest request to come from fiver 😂

[@jbones6930]

12:15 “and since goat is a raging alcoholic the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell” that sentence was a fucking roller coaster💀

[@GayForklift]

💀💀💀

[@Ah0jtadyHanka]

Actually, in medieval times, pubs in europe were like information hubs, bcs a lot of different people meet there. (You can see it also in Lord of the rings movies for example xD) So Its just not cuz he Is An alcoholic xD

[@Followthecat893]

*MARCHING STRAIGHT TO HELL*

[@asrielgaming57]

@@Followthecat893 LIVE AND LEARN

[@JoshuaDuncan-o1u]

*"You're all going to hell, goodbye"* (slides down a stair railing)

[@freydycat1416]

They need to make a third movie about the daughter finding out goat is her real mom. family drama on the scale of hamlet ensues

[@usersname2597]

*IM CANADIAN TOO AND I ACTUALLY WENT TO THE PRAGUE CLOCK IN 2019... HAD NO IDEA IT WAS MADE WITH STINKY, STINKY PLANS*

[@SM-qv2om]

I'm Canadian :)

[@Jb-zw8ro]

I'm Canadian :)

[@glorytothemotherland9556]

I'm Canadian :)

[@albertgrunnion2228]

I'm Canadian :)

[@maksu4165]

I'm canadian :)

[@nicolewow]

“sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth” hits hard and it’s from this fucking movie

[@vanillatea5674]

i bet someone at the studio thought of that quote randomly, and then they decided to base this whole movie on it

[@cristhianzerimar]

Free children's KZbin movie.

[@fabulousroy]

Nice pfp lmao

[@ashikjaman1940]

The second coming of "Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?"

[@rosvlinds]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here Shakespeare

[@hagros93]

That shirt makes Kurtis look like someone who would golf with a dad. Any dad. Probably all the dads. EDIT: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES

[@bug8757]

kurtis has in fact golfed with dads

[@KelpeeGee]

Aye golf dad fits r easily some of the best fits ever

[@c1nnamodoll]

he does actually golf i’m sure he’s golfed with at least one dad of some kind at one point

[@pretty948]

Hi dad

[@fijiwater1152]

He doesn't look like a dad, just someone who golfs with dads

[@cuskristyna]

Hey Kurtis, Czech person here, just letting you know that the three guys “tall, broad and sharp-eyed” are based on an old czech tale. I don’t remember it very well and I guess that if I read it today it wouldn’t make much sense either but yeah, the writers didn’t make that up

[@byulharangforlife]

Ooooh interesting

[@-onlyhuman-4628]

Zdravím z prahy✨

[@FromAsgard32]

From what I've seen in both movies it seems like a lot of characters and motifs are based on some old tales and legends. I'm not Czech, but I'm from Poland so the cultures are pretty close and it all seems very familiar and... Slavic :D Even if I don't know these stories they all have some specific "vibe" that I still can recognize. (Like the fact the Devil pops up here and there all the time.)

[@anak8004]

Thanks for telling us! Cultural context helps~

[@inn_ocence]

FromAsgard32 Exactly! Im from Poland as well and I can definitely confirm your words, a lot of things in these movies feel familiar and Slavic :>

[@lululouise6667]

Oh no Looks like Kurtis got slapped by legal.

[@katies5356]

AHAHAHAHA

[@Jb-zw8ro]

AHAHAHAHA

[@no-uy9uz]

AHAHAHAHA

[@esveideguima8293]

AHAHAHAHA

[@burgerhouseinthehouse2079]

AHAHAHAAHAH

[@jiri951]

To "put someone in your mouth" is a phrase in czech which basically means to insult someone 😅

[@Bratcyberspace]

That makes so much more sense lmao, I was so confused

[@sunnydee04]

I thought they were talking about the sex scene 😭✋

[@IIiiiLiiOiiIii]

@@sunnydee04 your right arm seems to be on your left

[@sunnydee04]

@@IIiiiLiiOiiIii PLEAAE LMFAO

[@themyofmy]

@@sunnydee04 I thought they meant vore

[@eepy._.]

North Star is a brand of a Czech popsicle - the joke was lost in translation. Also the movie is filled with references to Czech fairy-tales.

[@faithv127]

thank you for the explanation

[@MaddyBlu9724]

You are the real mvp for explaining this.

[@wendieheh]

I'm so glad someone pointed this out, thank you!

[@thamera3776]

i would still like to believe that all stars are just popsicles, so i pretend i do not see

[@angelamarie9199]

Kurtis flirting with AAA studios to avoid a copyright strike killed toxic masculinity

[@ArinJager1]

even funnier that the writer/producer/etc. of these goat movies looks like a kiddy diddler

[@bublertus906]

Normalize men seducing companies

[@scarasluts]

@@bublertus906 Hot

[@DevilJhoMama]

@@ArinJager1 The producer isn't different from the writers, it had two writers and the producer doesn't look that bad man, don't judge appearances so harshly.

[@mentiinsane7482]

if only

[@alyssa8953]

YOOOO THEY REALLY ARE IMPLYING THAT THE GOAT IS SUSIE’S MOM: SUSIE AND GOAT HAVE GREEN EYES WHILE THE REST OF FAMILY HAS BLUE EYES

[@catlover2196]

Ew

[@kathrynhelton7609]

I noticed that too! Wtf?!

[@cynicalperson161]

👀

[@oogabooga3818]

Wow

[@hwjwjehe67]

poly throuple

[@KristiChan1]

Meanwhile, Dingo Pictures, the company responsible for movies like Wabuu, The Lion and the King, Dinosaur Adventure, etc. discovered Phelous' reviews and commentary on their stuff, and sent him plushies of some of the characters lmao. Attitude is everything, and Dingo gets points from me for that.

[@bowie_on_fire]

this movie, but the king is lactose intolerant

[@simonelliott5804]

:0

[@_eko_ill.1779]

so he'd be like any normal lactose intolerant person~ not giving an f the movie won't change

[@skitskit333]

So the movie would be exactly the same bc lactose intolerant people literally dont care about being lactose intolerant

[@3lliephant]

The goat story with diarrhea

[@bee-ke9ek]

the box trolls

[@veronica-hh1rh]

The fact that when Kurtis said that the cheese hand gave the king a hand job I actually believed him 😭. You never know with these movies lmao

[@celestialgardens4101]

It was concerning how I barely bat an eye at that part

[@toomanyfandoms_probably2020]

Yeah but there’s no violence soo

[@maget-ami7852]

I gave no matter

[@wishingwell_333]

that made me laugh so hard lmfaoo

[@citronovastavicka]

fun fact in Czech the title is "kozí příběh se sýrem" which translates to goat story with cheese however kozy (goats) is also a slang word to say boobs therefore it could also be "boobie story with cheese"

[@fr0g3n26]

oh my god??? 😭

[@_kikizaman_]

I mean with the amount of boobs in it, it basically is boob story with cheese. Feels like the boobs are the main focus😭

[@cloe.h84]

IM CRYING

[@genevarh]

😭😭😭

[@jaruna3662]

Wtf 😭😂

[@kayleenelson371]

*me an animation student* Professional animators: “the animation industry is extremely competitive field” The animation field: *Goat Story*

[@Toeescape]

I would love to see ur animations lol

[@annakerber2696]

hello fellow animation student!!

[@Leopard-2A6..]

Better than anything you will ever make

[@meghansumner7777]

plot hole: mans can find cheese in a whole different town in his sleep but not in his own dungeon? sounds sus

[@daddyross1564]

Emerson Lima sus doesn’t mean gay......

[@nutellacastle]

as a gay i can confirm we are all sus but im not imposter i swear

[@daddyross1564]

occasional memes Dunno sounds pretty sus to me

[@valencia878]

king was not the impostor 1 impostor remains

[@elijahwinchester6690]

@Emerson Lima sus stands for suspicious, my dude.

[@kristynadvorackova2745]

I just wanted to mention that the three guys (Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed) are a popular kids tale in Czech Republic. The most popular version is that they help save a princess with a poor guy. It’s really weird in my opinion as a Czech girl but it also was one of my favorite tales when I was a kid. So it’s not a joke that they are named after what they look (or maybe it is who knows it’s way too old to know) it’s just a kids tale

[@allace8735]

I think it’s also a grimms fairy tale i forget what it was called and I’m pretty sure there were more guys than those three I also think the characters were a bit different. Tall may have been the same, broad would become bigger when he drank water being able to drink entire lakes, Sharp eye was “sharp eyed” in a literal sense whatever he looked at would split in two so he wore a blindfold, and I think there was also a guy who was colder the hotter it was and hotter the colder it was (I think he could also freeze and burn things) thats all I remember though.

[@Chromaggia]

"sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as "do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created"

[@BeanColored]

Both weird ass movies They live in the same universe

[@laineybuffo2007]

@@BeanColored wait what’s the other movie?

[@danielalorbi]

@@laineybuffo2007 Spy Kids 2

[@samhitasv4067]

@@laineybuffo2007 I might be wrong but I think it was some spy kids movie

[@samhitasv4067]

@@danielalorbi yeah I didn't see that u already replied

[@yupthisisandy]

Danny, Drew & now Kurtis. The day of the holy trinity is complete

[@houdakasbadji504]

Is it the end of the world

[@Goldlucky13]

i feel like they always upload on the same day

[@erinl504]

mikaela long today too 😳

[@rjai5003]

And Cody uploaded earlier this week

[@user-td2fh8co1k]

I was the 200th like

[@Engardian]

17:49 I only just noticed my like 7th time watching this that these lines were a sick rhyme

[@Cherryxarts]

The studio saying nudity and big boobs are completely normal and should not be criticized, when they are *obviously* being portrayed in a super sexualized way in this movie is the icing on the cake for me

[@p0ckiiturtle55]

Someone commented this on the first Goat movie that Kurtis made But they said that nudity and sexual scenes were pretty normal in Czech Republic. Even in children’s movies.

[@specificsoup]

This is making me think of the difference between like, Coraline, and these movies … in Coraline a childrens movie there is a character with very large breasts and it is kind of a joke but she’s not really sexualized, it’s just … funny? And in general there’s lots of really absurdly proportioned people. But there’s no overt sex/motorboat jokes.

[@akirajaxon4718]

lol

[@screaming.crying]

@@p0ckiiturtle55 well normalized, but even for kids or not, is it necessary?

[@mimoogreat9510]

Exactly lmao they didn't just show them they used them under a special light

[@zanelol3289]

i feel like a 7th grader would post the sad goat edit on their snap story with the caption "💔☹love is overpriced☹💔

[@finthechat5257]

Yeah, I would probably do that tbh

[@idot6957]

this is a personal attack

[@goofyahhdog8183]

What a steriotype

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

“L O V E S T R U C K” or something like that lmfao

[@metaquaza8]

One person who used to be my friend in 5th grade then became one of those emo kids in 6th grade and he stopped talking to anyone and acted depressed

[@jsol3269]

When I go to hell, I'ma ask Lucifer what cheese he's particular about.

[@Julia_621]

the stinky kind 😳

[@nadiar.4638]

Red devil cheese

[@rzoaranimates4724]

I like how you said “When I go to hell” and not if

[@airotiv7916]

🤣👍👍

[@meowulous]

ill join you

[@seanfudala3151]

The trinity has been complete. Danny, Drew, and Kurtis have all posted on the same day.

[@ameliah926]

OMG YES

[@Iyaamaxx]

YESSIR

[@carlajeannekruger]

We were all waiting for it

[@yaeltoiberkent6463]

AND Jarvis

[@yanyan07]

FRR😭😭

[@riley4212]

“That pink mouth worm of your’s” is definitely the worst way that a tongue has ever been described

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

i’m sure there are worse ways

[@kaseyshay]

Hahahaha I know. I was like "ugh mannnn"

[@noashaham5438]

Just Monika prove it

[@JaseAndrews]

"There's a big musical number-" "... 🎶 marching straight into Hell 🎶..." omfg

[@lvbboi9]

@@magicaaaaaal I am scared

[@lvbboi9]

@@magicaaaaaal of you If singing about walking to hell is a normal activity I am very scared but also interested

[@gremlinwc8996]

Lil Nas X be like

[@anikajoy5739]

Just noticed that hahahah

[@agereartist3763]

Don't forget that we use stripper poles to travel from ring to ring

[@kritzkrieg14]

the fact that Kurtis kept being polite with the studio after they called him American is remarkable!

[@josch5305]

Of course he's gonna be polite, he's canadian

[@nistheelf]

Pfft foreigners sometimes don’t know the difference between Canadians and americans

[@AppleandMeep]

Yeah I am American and it feels like a pretty offensive term to me

[@jessytodd8536]

@@AppleandMeep i'm canandian, ya its pretty offensive

[@chronoblossom3816]

@@clemtheclementine same

[@jfh-dr2xu]

The fact that they commented on your first video so defensively and tried to copyright claim it means that...they actually stand behind Goat Story. They actually think its a good film. They are actually proud of it, and the work they put into it. That film was a sincere try on their part. I have no words for that.

[@kikomastre4255]

Of course it was a sincere try, they are czech. We are one of the most delusional people in europe.

[@meowggiem]

maybe it’s because my grandma is czech but it’s starting to grow on me too

[@lonewolf1928]

i mean it's okay to be proud of something you made, but that doesn't mean you can just blatantly shoot down anyone who dares criticize it

[@emilyrose3490]

I don’t think the actors did, since they all left

[@speedos]

i used to study at an animation/vfx school in prague and we had the actual creator of goat story come in one day to talk to us about animation (as if he has any say). i also almost got kicked out of the school during finals when i was asked to describe the movie and i said it was "decent but grotesque" and i guess one of the guys on the judging board was friends with the director, he was PISSED. i really dont get it.

[@dylanwolfe638]

Kurtis pulling off that bowling alley manager look.

[@taratih]

This is probably the nicest way you could say something like this

[@am-zj4mq]

OH MY GOD NO HE DOES LOOK LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY MANAGER

[@pleasehelp6613]

Idk how he pulls it off, but he definitely pulls it off

[@kaiafoster8830]

How did the king not SMELL the “the two story cheese dungeon?” That’s a talent of his, right?

[@sheepeyoutube]

Frick you’re right

[@sophiaduchene427]

exactly what i thought

[@christophercase6042]

They made it stinky.

[@Vegeta-yk5ip]

Cause the entire castle smelled like cheese 24/7

[@sheepeyoutube]

Vegeta 9001 28:05

[@austinposton2403]

I want a shirt that says “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese”

[@robbies5471]

shhh AAA might hear you...

[@mady0616]

ME TOO

[@mariaslack9352]

YES! Great attire for church

[@katelynrogers525]

I’d pay some good Kurtis Currency for that

[@AyshaLovesYou]

I really hope Kurtis sees this comment and makes it a thing. I would pay a lot of money for that

[@willow0.0]

12:56 no cause, your eyes get cut out of your skull, you die immediately, that’s what goat story taught me

[@happyderp2282]

The most jarring thing to be found in this video for me personally was the response you got from AAA. Up until this point, I couldn't register that the last movie was made by actual existing people. I just assumed that some Ultron-esque AI spent 30-45 minutes on the web and figured the best way to destroy humanity was to crush our souls with the first one.

[@AlanaFosterTheLlama]

I was thinking the exact same thing!!

[@strangesoffifalamehehe2501]

AAA also didn’t mention the part where they mocked Chinese people either smh (but yk there’s no ✨violence✨)

[@ayriananichols4658]

They are an innocent movie studio😤

[@pineapplebush6799]

@@ayriananichols4658 oh you forgot to put the " around the word innocent in that sentence! Silly you

[@momomo1312]

They're sooooo innocent and the all of those sensitive americans are making them look like the villan 🥺

[@samuelrodriguez4374]

@@momomo1312 I have no idea if you’re joking or not

[@monhi64]

Frankly it doesn’t make any sense because American kids movies are less violent and less overtly sexual than this movie so who exactly was the scapegoat here. Did they just crack the code that adult movies have less “pg” content lol.

[@zachabraham3004]

"Sometimes the worst hell is here on Earth" someone put that on a Christmas mug plz

[@samar8357]

omw to red bubble right now 😰🥰

[@celunax]

yes plzzz

[@evil_bnuuy666]

The fact that your comment has 666 likes makes it so much better (alright, it used to)

[@M3owable]

It’s weird their defense to nudity and character having literal “intimacy” on screen is “oh well Americans have weapons and violence” when the violence they show is a literal hanging and scooping eyes out..

[@klc517]

it actually creeps me out how they commented on the video before it was posted. maybe if KZbin can detect your content in someone else's video, it notifies you without it being public?

[@chickenalpaca0332]

I think more companies and people would immediately comment on videos with their content though. Maybe they have a program or something that looks for videos with their content?

[@oneaeeeeopenwhenimsleeping4664]

u know it can detect someone else's content if u have it in ur video and it gives u sm stat abt the thing that has a risk of being copyrighted..however I'm not sure if it will send a notif to the copyright owner..my mom made a video and when she was uploading there was some music she used and it was written below before uploading that the music or song had a risk of copyright...she uploaded it anyway and nothing happened so idk..but yeah it does recognise other people's content...

[@klc517]

@@oneaeeeeopenwhenimsleeping4664 I knew that was a thing for like UMG and gigantic corporations, but the fact that this company did it threw me off ig

[@FordFocus-tc1rh]

i mean i know it’s possible i once had to make a music video for a spanish class and i put it up unlisted so just me and my teacher could see it and somehow it got a copyright strike

[@lennnnn7]

Actually, I wanted to use a pink screen background for a thumbnail so I searched up pink screen on Microsoft edge, then in images I found a link to a video. When I clicked on it, it was unlisted

[@vaclavkapsa4584]

17:00 Hi, here's an explenation to that popsticle. In Czech northstar means polárka... And "polárka" is a Czech popsticle... And thats the joke everybody..

[@byulharangforlife]

Aaaaaahhh lmao if you u are not Czech this scene makes no sense

[@milkeyway7105]

This movie is genuinely terrible but i really think kurtis should've make a background or cultural research first before giving any critical commentaries to movies packed with cultural elements he don't know..

[@veronikakadeckova2997]

I'm Czech and I didn't even know that :D

[@valeriekohoutova7618]

@@veronikakadeckova2997 Same. :D It didnt cross my mind. :D But now it make sense. lol. :D

[@fukro7557]

@@milkeyway7105 I think he told in the last video or in the comments that it's really hard to find any information about czech culture in english. It's all in czech

[@potmeetkettle]

If “marching straight into hell” isn’t clipped or memed by the end of the year the internet will have failed me

[@tanaquil1531]

What minute is it?

[@IXVMM]

17:41

[@tanaquil1531]

@@IXVMM thanks

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I liked that in the first movie review you were like "I dunno I guess things are just different in the Czech Republic" and the filmmaker was SO passive aggressive about Americans being ridiculous and sensitive and having a false morality. YOU were pretty generous with acknowledging that maybe things are just okay in another country, but the filmmaker didn't give America (and of course you're Canadian anyway) the same leniency.

[@geardog24]

One of those rare moments where a sequel to a stinky movie is actually better.

[@ripplestarz852]

fishy fishy making it stinky

[@angelcrunknlive]

Mooncake 😪

[@brooklynyanez4921]

iggy

[@Ella_G_127]

Mooncake oop- fish in the mouth

[@angelcrunknlive]

Average Helga pls i love that sound

[@erray_01]

Popsicle explanation : Here in Czech Republic we call that type of popsicle "polárka" just like the North star So yeah just a terrible joke

[@mutieye]

well its kinda funny..

[@koroknerdy4905]

I assumed it was lost in translation

[@prettiepaw1614]

i thought that was the case, it was just a bad joke about an ice cream that’s called the north star

[@Carol-vr1fd]

I was searching for a comment like yours. Thank you 😁

[@andir2317]

🙏

[@avajones6835]

To be honest, that song Matthew was playing at the bar was more swag than anything the devil could give him.

[@simone635]

“cause you know how cheeseburgers are just the sequel to hamburgers” *no no, he’s got a point*

[@nobodyxluvsbrxkin_4711]

I read this like it was 27 years ago

[@nobodyxluvsbrxkin_4711]

Thanks for giving me a idea

[@mariamartin9478]

"you've got three days (...)" *sticks two fingers out*

[@oliviaward5586]

BAHHAHA I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@randohuman5084]

Pick number three my lord

[@shweenbean6672]

d o n t a s k q u e s t i o n s

[@jinx7641]

I finally have a theory for Goats voice. Aftee the hanging, goats voice slowly began to change due to the damage either the pipe in her throat did, the noose, or both. But hey, that's just a theory. A FILM THEORY

[@jeremytheswagking1590]

Hey guys welcom back to film theory and today were talking about *GOAT STORY*

[@lexsombersunrise]

This is what I prefer to believe over the dubbers being too lazy to get the same voice actors

[@natachajosue2716]

Omg what if MatPat actually did a film theory on Goat Story

[@midnightgamer2158]

Or so she sounds more like a goat lol

[@mackenzie1031]

okay wait this actually is making sense

[@jayslatkov]

The reason "the north start" is a popsicle in the movie is that in czech "the north star" is called "polárka" which is also the name of a popsicle brand 🤷

[@antchow3590]

Jana Slatkovská ooo cool thank you for that fact

[@valaya.3]

Ohhh so it was a pun haha. We love that

[@heartiko2681]

Thank you! I immediately wondered if it was something like that so came to check the comments. I love Kurtis but I don't know why he doesn't check first if unusual Goat Story things aren't are #justczechthings , it would be pretty cool if his videos explained some of these little nuaces

[@MaddMoon27]

@@heartiko2681 yeah i wondered that too sometimes. like...the "making it stinky" thing, what if that was just an expression that got lost in translation lol

[@kate2233]

Ale dobrý den, je hezké tady vidět Čecha u Kurtise

[@allisonrollinger8359]

Are we really gonna glide over, “Then her arm falls off, which is pretty disarming to see.”

[@Sammy-go9tf]

Oh my god he made the pun of the decade!

[@bearcat2183]

A-Rolls THANK YOU SOMEONE FINALLY MENTIONED IT

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

there are barely any replies to this comment, this needs more people talking about the joke

[@solbee1103]

there's a handful of puns in the vid that i almost missed this one

[@cupcake_tries776]

I know right? Really gotta hand it to him for that. 🤩

[@matejcernkovic7818]

At 17:00 It is a poorly translated joke. In Czechia there is a popsicle caled ,,polárka" that is also a frase for a star

[@shai_town_]

I cant believe AAA studios said there wasn’t any violence in there, THERE WAS A HANGING AND SOMEONE GETTING THEIR EYES TAKEN OUT 😭😭

[@lycaptain]

i read this as AAAAAAAHHH studios

[@FrenkTheJoy]

And with American family/children's movies that stuff like... doesn't happen. There's violence but it tends to happen offscreen, and nobody ever gets their EYES PULLED OUT in G-rated films.

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@lycaptain Me too, I thought they were just screaming AHHHHHHH I can't believe they'd say that

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

Maybe they were thinking violence specifically with guns lmao.

[@lethfuil]

To be fair, they didn't say that their movie has no violence. And I mean, at least the burn out the eyes part is from the original source. To me it sounds more like they're (immaturely) talking about how Americans tend to make a huge fuss about "sexual" content (like...nipplegate, lmao) whilst definitely being relatively ok with violence (I'm not talking specifically about child stuff, although there's a LOT of gun related toys in the US). It IS something Europeans tend to find weird.

[@CiaraGan]

did i just watch 30 minutes of a man talk about a foreign goat...? yes

[@Ghonig05]

Whoa ciara 👋😂

[@user-uu5kq1sd5h]

OMG CIARA

[@triniteaco]

AND ID DO IT AGAIN

[@oublie-moi]

^^

[@ciarax9359]

Yes yes you did

[@nataliesperlova9089]

the popsicle is actually making sense in czech, cuz we call the nothern star the ''polárka'' which is also andsort of ice cream :D

[@moldly_mads]

uhhhh, suzy and goat both have green eyes, whilst the other three family members all have blue eyes. Kurtis.... i think something funky is going on there

[@moldly_mads]

your suzy is goat's daughter theory.. it's not far off

[@evangelinelimber8462]

@@moldly_mads why'd you replied to your own comment

[@mmmmmicrowave]

@@evangelinelimber8462 because their Suzy is goat's daughter theory is not far off 🙄 duh

[@simonhill2034]

Did you mean something stinky is going on there? Fishy,fishy,fish

[@Ferrtapologist]

@@simonhill2034 I was bouta say that loll

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

A song about children marching to hell? Now THAT’S a wholesome family movie.

[@kristofferadrian7377]

The popsicle makes sense only in Czech, because we have a very popular ice cream known as North Star (Polárka). Its just basic cheap vanilla ice cream, more water than cream, but its good nonetheless :D

[@brownie8876]

I don’t get how being American has anything to do with AAA studios defense like.. no matter where your from that’s plain weird for a kids movie😂😂

[@abigel6457]

(US-) American movies for children tend to be more mild, compared to European folk tales and children's movies. Yes, it is a weird movie, but it is much more unusual compared to a Disney movie than compared to a Grimm's tale for example.

[@gogola728]

American tv in general is really mild idk if it’s true but I heard that they bleep out swear words on like talk shows

[@NurseInTraining]

gogola It’s actually true.

[@mspaintkitty]

gogola that’s true, they do that on most television shows- even late night talk shows meant for adults. it’s kind of wild

[@adumb.s]

yall do seem to be more offended over nudity (non-sexual or otherwise)

[@crabscycle988]

I am going to buy a goddamn box-set of every film produced by AAA Productions because everything they make is GOLD

[@especiallyspecialtm9093]

“-with their two kids Suzy and Johnny” *proceeds to show clip of Johnny tackling his sister’s head into the dirt*

[@whytho8856]

ah yes, the lovely gift of having siblings

[@leemolloy1112]

Do You not have a sibling? Haha

[@meganchambers8108]

Johnny johnny do you miss me (yes papa) Johnny johnny have you moved on yet

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

@@meganchambers8108 promise me you won't forget me

[@cursedmushroom8863]

The “except for that one time” in the intro is just permanently part of his intro now. lol

[@tanasha4011]

But what about when he forgets to mention about that one time 🤯