GOAT STORY 2: Was This Necessary?

[@AvaBruno]

goat saying "sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as steve buscemi saying "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

[@cynicalsix]

steve buscemi from spy kids. important distinction

[@LavroseRovender]

I got you 1k likes

[@sophiaq3820]

OH MY G O D

[@Thepictureofemilymae]

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here” - William Shakespeare

[@emmabruno7447]

poetry at it's finest...great minds babeyyy (also side note we have the same last name tf)

[@bobbyakina7622]

I hate these types of companies that can't take criticism, will not improve, and will try to copywrite strike that one person who's criticism is different. This is stupid.

[@hungryaki69]

I mean in the country of origin that movie was quite a success in cinemas if i remember correctly

[@lisemagic208]

Klára Andoková I think that was mainly because it was the first computer animated movie from the Czech Republic, and it also underwent a pretty heavy marketing campaign. Although the studio lost $500,000 on it, so it must not have been that successful.

[@gh000stful]

the worst part is that youtube just lets them do whatever they want, most of the time without actually reviewing it themselves. it makes creators look bad when they legitimately havent done anything illegal.

[@hungryaki69]

Also it was probably claimed automatically cause the company decided TO PUT THE WHOLE MOVIE ON KZbin so it's in the claiming system

[@hungryaki69]

@@lisemagic208 that might be true but it won an award for animation also it has Jiri Labus in it and that is a win by itself and sequel got my teenage crush Lucie Vondrackova

[@elizabeth_b]

i love how kurtis has to add "except that one time" because we're all such assholes we won't let him live it down

[@sbirulina52]

And we're fucking right

[@hahayes2345]

I’m waiting for him to slip so he has to say “except those two times”

[@haruko1501]

Yep! Which video was it? I've been trying to remember but I can't

[@abbiedungan2349]

The first video I watched after I subscribed I was so excited for the extra greeting and it’s the one he forgot 😭

[@haruko1501]

@@adinasuleyman5613 Thanks!!!

[@katerinefildanova8465]

It's kinda mindblowing, as a czech person, seeing a foreigner analyze this movie, because I never even noticed the numerous puns and cultural references, until I heardthe translated version. Par example, the word "kozy" aka "goats" are also a slang for boobs, so boobs are literally in the title. The three guys are the main characters of a popular fairytale "Velký, Široký a Bystrozraký" and the movie kind of pokes fun at them, the "northern popsticle" is a reference to the popsticle Polárka, which is also the word we use for the northern star Polaris. And there's so much more hidden in there that gets lost in translation. I'm not saying this as a defence of the movie, it's not good by any means and I remember having nightmares bc of it as a kid, it's just a wild realisation that some of the things like czech fairytales which are normal to me could be overlooked by a foreigner because they didn't grow up in the same enviroment. Great video, laughed a lot!

[@victhehampter]

I was actually wondering this, I speak multiple languages and whenever I have to translate something, trying to translate puns and slang is tricky because you have to make it make sense in the other language. It’s cool to know this!

[@mimisezlol]

Localization is such an insanely difficult task for a translator

[@ticket2space]

Great insight man thank you! Puts a new perspective on things

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😎😎😎

[@ItzMira]

i was wondering if it was based on the german fairytale 'Die sechs Diener', the Six Servants, but i guess there's a similar czech fairytale :> maybe the czech one is based on the german one? can't find much on that lol- but at least based on that i figured there would probably be more cultural references, so it's nice to have that context :>

[@priboltao]

Kurtis: Gets a copyright strike over a bad bad movie Kurtis: Here is the sequel I hope the studio doesn't strike this :)

[@Moon-oh5us]

And thats why we love our mayor

[@benjaminb312]

Emerson Lima he should review his legal options

[@vv285]

he wasn't scared of getting slapped by legal the second time! ..unlike drew...

[@nacho5801]

Comes to show he doesn’t do this for the money :)))

[@ilorabird]

@Emerson Lima but did it actually get a strike? He doesn't say but im assuming the manual review came out in his favor.

[@evanbyrtus9487]

Also, can we talk about how Kurtis looks like a really cool ’80s uncle

[@8makes1team81]

Yes we definitely can, Uncle Kurtis- I dig it

[@rinina]

Uncle jesse from full house vibes

[@psychoteddy020]

kurtis IS a cool ‘80s uncle he kurt-IS

[@prageruwu69]

transition goals tbh

[@raavya3682]

lmfao yee

[@ivankab3317]

When AAA studio wrote “if someone put someone in their mouth”, they just poorly translated a Czech saying which means “to talk shit about someone”. It is just a phrase we say. Those who are from Czech republic also think it’s a really weird movie. I love the content Kurtis. Have a nice day, stay safe.:)

[@ryandeeken1554]

we in kurtistown love Czechia :)

[@ivankab3317]

We in Czechia also love kurtistown! :)

[@Lilyjem39]

Awww this is cute I love how when the original goat story video came out and all the Czech members or kurtis town were like I LOVE YOU KURTISSSSSSSS YES REP

[@amazongreen7756]

But weren’t they talking shit about Matthew and making it StInKyyY

[@STimo95]

Was that pole star/popsicle thing a Czech pun?

[@destroy2enjoy]

The pain in his voice, the smirk, the masked anger ‘I’m Canadian’

[@charlottemejia1591]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SAD GOAT EDIT SHZHSJGXSJGX

[@strshells]

it was unironically really good LMFAO

[@janiep.6557]

Right?! Got me in my feels for poor goat 😔💀

[@brittanylouisetaylo1]

angel hair 22:45 !🥰

[@dabeez.kneez_]

IT WAS SO GOOD, AND FOR WHAT😭😂😂

[@dontpanic6349]

WHY WAS IT SO GOOD

[@mariamirau7873]

WHYS NO ONE TALKING BAOUT HOW GOOD THE SAD LOFI GOAT EDIT WAS.

[@thatonesinner6701]

EXACTLY IF OUT OF CONTEXT ID BE ACTING REAL SAD LMAAOOO

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@@a6391 22:45

[@lucydixon9418]

It was good lmao

[@ronni3204]

LMAO WHY WAS IT EMOTIONALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF A BART SIMPSON EDIT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL😭😭😭

[@LunchBreakAdventures]

I Was thinking the same thing LMAOOO!!! I was looking in the comment secession for a comment like this!

[@breesnutz]

the way the studio responded really pissed me off there isnt even a valid point

[@christalcavanaugh]

And after hearing about the movies themselves, that surprises you?

[@Robiness]

Yes it was pretty disappointing i cringed so hard 🤦

[@idcidek4892]

shrek's jizz bruh did u actually just say racism towards americans are u 6 years old? be honest

[@christalcavanaugh]

shrek's jizz “America” is not a race. If you mean citizens of the United States of America, then it is nationalism

[@hellcat5277]

they sounded like a boomer trying to sound smart on the facebook comments

[@Summertimeislife]

Goat had to have at least one kid to even produce milk, and to keep good milk flowing you should breed them at least every 2 years. So Susie is 100% goats kid.

[@satanikbunny]

but if you think about it... in the first movie she also gave milk... holy shit edit: spelling mistake

[@Lisa-qq7zs]

@@satanikbunnyshe has multiple kids but she hides them cause she doesn’t wanna be s-shamed. SMH I hate the world we live in

[@riellyrivera]

​@@Lisa-qq7zs#all goat children hybrids should be excepted

[@sweetpotato281]

"Lucifer is very particular about his cheese" will be on my gravestone

[@michaelholtz599]

I'll have "Sometimes even the worst hell is here on Earth"

[@willingmaster101]

No me

[@Super_water]

669 like 👍🏽

[@Super_water]

Take notes kids 📝

[@rynpretty4435]

her whisper was the lucifer!!!!!!!!!!

[@Cumpletelyconfused]

What if the big guy isn’t really big but his pockets are just filled with a variety of really specific contracts.

[@sleepyclowns]

hes just, he's just so wealthy of specific contracts

[@michellekoslovski8661]

Fax

[@megamatiman4855]

Last name: With legally binding contracts for literally every scenario First name: Broad

[@hawkii744]

Tall guy isn’t tall, he’s just standing on stacks of contracts

[@olivensindeklig]

this is the best comment I have ever seen

[@rachelforbes4424]

"it's nAtUraL" they say while portraying women as more boobs than body

[@shiannafoxx]

Right. And people complained about Lara Croft 🙄

[@ninavinterova9875]

I live in the Czech Republic and work for TV and lemme tell you, the producers are really not scared of sexualisation at all. In most countries, the #me too movement made things better for women. In here, it made shit much worse.

[@ily_Lily186]

Rachel Forbes facts

[@thebestcloud4360]

yo, you copied my comment :(

[@janeeyre1990]

@@ninavinterova9875 , what happened with # MeToo there? Did people who post get retaliation / more harassment?

[@The_REDD_Driver]

I love how Matthew went from being stinky to being groovy

[@Ilikebugsiguess]

Yep. ✨GROOVYY✨

[@Hideyourmozzarella]

FISHY FISHY FISH MAKING IT GROOOVY

[@키드별]

AAA studio really said “I thought you were American”

[@Bee.sBzzwords]

I can image this lol Kurtis: Hey I'm Canadian AAA studios: I thought you were American *confused internal crisis*

[@nikibronson133]

😂😂

[@HaloThanR]

AAA:Anti American Army Studio

[@audmoons]

Lex SLEEP NOW😼

[@paddycraig]

A classic

[@aryadnajimenez5191]

"he can't see, he has c a t a r a c t s" has the same energy as "I can't sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids"

[@crickerwilson127]

Actually, Megan, I Can't sit anywhere, I have h e m o r r h o i d s

[@drawnwithlove3499]

AcTuAlLy MeGhAn- January 1, 2021, 1:35 PM: I have reached the funny number

[@ew4250]

My biggest pet peeve is when people dont quote vines right. Thank you for your service.

[@kalyanisrivastava1780]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING HHEHEHAEEHEHUAEH

[@meganmetalcore]

Actually *MEGAN* cant sit anywhere, I have hemroids

[@Cherryxarts]

The studio saying nudity and big boobs are completely normal and should not be criticized, when they are *obviously* being portrayed in a super sexualized way in this movie is the icing on the cake for me

[@p0ckiiturtle55]

Someone commented this on the first Goat movie that Kurtis made But they said that nudity and sexual scenes were pretty normal in Czech Republic. Even in children’s movies.

[@specificsoup]

This is making me think of the difference between like, Coraline, and these movies … in Coraline a childrens movie there is a character with very large breasts and it is kind of a joke but she’s not really sexualized, it’s just … funny? And in general there’s lots of really absurdly proportioned people. But there’s no overt sex/motorboat jokes.

[@akirajaxon4718]

lol

[@screaming.crying]

@@p0ckiiturtle55 well normalized, but even for kids or not, is it necessary?

[@mimoogreat9510]

Exactly lmao they didn't just show them they used them under a special light

[@bluejae825]

super proud of goat's transition 🏳️‍⚧️

[@pap-fr]

barf

[@08fka]

@@pap-fr they r joking lmfao

[@banana_awoofy9790]

​@@08fka what dors barf mean?

[@honeyisbeecummies]

@@pap-fr do you want water ypu just threw up all over the replies

[@JoshuaDuncan-o1u]

​@@banana_awoofy9790 it means icky

[@kinedj699]

Kurtis trying to flirt with a whole company to avoid getting a copyright claim is the best thing

[@lmcc8622]

no choice but to stan

[@genericname2747]

If you ever get a copyright claim, just seduce a whole company

[@LixiaWinter]

Kurtis the dnd bard confirmed

[@holocat4691]

Generic Name fr tho, I do it all the time!

[@nistheelf]

I ship it

[@elysia9875]

Okay, so I'll try to explain some things, since this movie doesn't make much sense for foreigners. The three weird ass men, "Dlouhý, široký a bystrozraký" come from a fairy tale where they help a guy save a princess by basically finding her by all those tactics they used in this movie. So here they're supposed to be older and kinda famous for their powers, that's why they have a contract for people wanting help from them. The North star is called "Polárka" in czech and that's a really popular ice cream here, hence the fuckin' popsicle in the sky. And that Lucifer's cheese obsession...basically in Czech folklore demons are dumb and ridiculous as fuck. You can make anything up and no one bats an eye. Those two devils are there for comedic relief. No other reason. Lucifer follows these laws etc., cause the hell works like some instituiton essentialy. Contracts solve everthing, you can bring someone back from hell, have your dreams come true with them and it's even a saying in our language "upsat se čertu", which means getting into some shit.

[@maliamoh3784]

can u explain why goat might be biological mother of susie

[@LauraLopez-vi6uh]

It also reminds me a little of the grimms tale "The six servants". There are six guys with special skills to help a guy to get to hell and one of them is tall, another one big and a third one blind.

[@timstronghp]

Thank you for explaining, an interesting read👏🏻

[@lizzienorton5154]

+

[@honeysweet4804]

thank you!!!

[@annaleisedavis7185]

"Tall guy is tall..." *But does he wear size thirteen Nikes*

[@byulharangforlife]

😠 my life is so much harder!! I wear size 13 nikes FOR MENNN

[@sephulelodlamini4722]

Nice

[@Starkid_hanners]

The one thing tall girl was missing was the teeny tiny hat that tall has

[@peepmam]

MEN'S size thirteen nikes *b e a t t h a t*

[@Starkid_hanners]

ʟɪᴢᴢʏ ッ shit u are right, I’m a fool

[@allenxav4754]

23:06 dude that Sad goat edit put the movie in a Whole new perspective.

[@frag1lebeaut]

i’m sorry, but i can’t get over when AAA said, “someone put someone in their mouth, they fight together is completely okay”

[@vallany7548]

It's one of those moments when a phrase or banter don't translate well to a different language. In czech "to put someone into their mouth - brát si někoho do huby" means to badmouth someone/provoke them to fight. The guys who is in charge of their YT channel is probably not really good in english, considering how the whole comment was constructed lol

[@atompunk456]

@@vallany7548 oh

[@frag1lebeaut]

Vallany dang it. it was so much more funny when i didn’t know that

[@theballzeateralternativeac3668]

Im not sure if this is the language of the gods and we dummies cant understand this or it is pure shit and deserves to be on the top r/ihadastroke

[@theballzeateralternativeac3668]

@@vallany7548 oh it makes more sense now

[@anastasiachristina]

why would AAA studios sue Kurtis? he clearly has a mullet

[@catboymikey]

Yeah like THE MULLET

[@monipotence]

The audacity to sue the mullet

[@chaebedo]

Don’t forget the moustache! How could they do that to him smh

[@theunreadyone]

Honestly I’m surprised the didn’t sell the company to him after seeing that mullet

[@assmilk9674]

mullets are actually really hot?

[@alyssa8953]

YOOOO THEY REALLY ARE IMPLYING THAT THE GOAT IS SUSIE’S MOM: SUSIE AND GOAT HAVE GREEN EYES WHILE THE REST OF FAMILY HAS BLUE EYES

[@catlover2196]

Ew

[@kathrynhelton7609]

I noticed that too! Wtf?!

[@cynicalperson161]

👀

[@oogabooga3818]

Wow

[@hwjwjehe67]

poly throuple

[@isabellawhalley9406]

I’m rewatching this video for probably the fifth time and I only just noticed that at 10:12 they animated Katy’s huge bazongas pushing the apple basket by the window as she blows out the candles and I think that is such an unnecessary but hilarious detail

[@OliviaConroy]

THANK YOU!! I couldn’t believe Kurtis didn’t comment on that! I was fully expecting him to start laughing or SOMETHING and when he didn’t I DIED.

[@Jesco-sm1xz]

Kurt, love that you’re flirting with the company so they won’t claim you.

[@ViolexiaTnT]

I read it just as he was flirting

[@kayleevargas9140]

i’m pretty sure it worked though AAA came through ✊❤️ no claiming the king 🙄

[@_melodyx]

Ikr 😆

[@allyshortcake3807]

lil old me and the beast; a kurtis x company wattpad fanfiction

[@mirakovacs6981]

as he should

[@usersname2597]

*IM CANADIAN TOO AND I ACTUALLY WENT TO THE PRAGUE CLOCK IN 2019... HAD NO IDEA IT WAS MADE WITH STINKY, STINKY PLANS*

[@SM-qv2om]

I'm Canadian :)

[@Jb-zw8ro]

I'm Canadian :)

[@glorytothemotherland9556]

I'm Canadian :)

[@albertgrunnion2228]

I'm Canadian :)

[@maksu4165]

I'm canadian :)

[@zachabraham3004]

kurtis' skits are becoming more fever-dream like

[@MaddMoon27]

agreed

[@MaddMoon27]

then again so is this whole movie..

[@emilyb5038]

Tim & Eric vibe

[@mentallyunstable1926]

are we really complaining though

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Sentences I never thought I’d hear : “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese” “Are all stars popsicles?” “The evil cheese devil shows up and kidnaps Susie” “You can’t make cheese in jail.”

[@Shsudejdufuruf]

Hahaha he cant see he has cataracts

[@melvint-p9500]

I'm pretty sure some of these are also in Chainsaw Man tho

[@Br1anwastaken]

​@@melvint-p9500thats so funny💀

[@nightfall1249]

By this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone has figured out how to make cheese in jail

[@w-ek9gu]

also "and because goat is a raging alcoholic". loved that line

[@Squ1dVicious]

Kurtis either always dresses like a cool uncle or that cousin everyone is excited to see at family get togethers, no in between.

[@konkeydonk]

I'd say he's more of an 80's dad

[@userKleos]

I- Ok you're not wrong but wow

[@wafflefalafel9442]

Hes a cool uncle that everyones excited to see at get togethers wdym

[@alastorbutwithagun]

he's mostly the cool uncle

[@alastorbutwithagun]

Dan Harrington you say this because you saw Mia Valla's comment

[@bapbapbapbedobap6145]

Why’s no one talking about that goat edit? fire.

[@Dee-qw8tz]

I may just want a 10 hour version, I won’t lie I teared up a bit while watching it

[@FallonEscobar1234]

@Dez and darkness I got sad too LMAO

[@av5439]

It was deep, I wasn't prepared for that

[@frag1lebeaut]

i almost started crying

[@chargriff]

bebadobebabop can i be ur melody 😼👉🏼👈🏼

[@deadacc2816]

disappointed they didn’t say “first” when they somehow found your unlisted video and commented on it before it was public.

[@rayned3714]

HA

[@michellekoslovski8661]

FKFKFK

[@Scriblyn]

omg that would be hilarious

[@bigantdud3499]

They should've said "first.....to dislike"😡

[@ArinJager1]

first to get butthurt

[@josefinegroschup8455]

pretty sure the scaring kids by telling them they‘ll suffer in hell part is actually how raising kids worked until like the 1970’s or so

[@mammoneymelon]

i mean that's still fairly common lol

[@Maggie66112]

Can confirm

[@HumeAnn]

It still is

[@hannah8100]

Is no one going to talk about the fact that they sang an overly enthusiastic and cheerful song about going...to...hell?

[@cammiedda6911]

I don’t think you are a part of the lgbtq community then, we do that all the time

[@hannah8100]

@@cammiedda6911 You are correct lol However, I’d love to sing a song abt hell with u! Satan here I come😈

[@evelynvas3800]

Ikr? Step aside, Hadestown.

[@jesse-d1v]

I’m an abrosexual trans guy, of course I’ll sing a song about hell 🤩😳

[@lucyyyy16]

Just wanted to say hello crewmate, fellow citizen of kurtistown

[@jbones6930]

12:15 “and since goat is a raging alcoholic the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell” that sentence was a fucking roller coaster💀

[@GayForklift]

💀💀💀

[@Ah0jtadyHanka]

Actually, in medieval times, pubs in europe were like information hubs, bcs a lot of different people meet there. (You can see it also in Lord of the rings movies for example xD) So Its just not cuz he Is An alcoholic xD

[@Followthecat893]

*MARCHING STRAIGHT TO HELL*

[@asrielgaming57]

@@Followthecat893 LIVE AND LEARN

[@JoshuaDuncan-o1u]

*"You're all going to hell, goodbye"* (slides down a stair railing)

[@gayass]

I'm not a genetics genius but one of the children has green eyes, neither Jemmie or Katy have green eyes but Goat does.. take that as you will 😬😬

[@yipeeyipeeeyipee]

I-

[@marietaerceg4223]

Jemmie really be wildin out there

[@alexjames4704]

Damn.

[@ninavinterova9875]

That's just Czech humor tbh, we like it dark af

[@thedaydreamer7441]

There is an explanation for that but im too lazy lmao

[@misswilwarin8829]

My misophonia was highly triggered by the "Buddy's Tongue Rubbers" bit. The tongue sounds were on point and disturbing. Great job!

[@An_actual_mothh]

SAME OMG my sensory issues were on high alert the whole time

[@oj9263]

the king could smell all the yummy cheeses miles away and somehow not in his own castle

[@BrynnBeverly]

it's cuz only the sweet smell of Goat's goat cheese had that effect

[@probablyalex]

@@BrynnBeverly they’re making goat cheese in the castle though

[@animeonepiecelife1663]

Or those two blocks of cheese in that guys mouth. Somethings wrong with that kings nose.

[@deuceydee3506]

He's far-scented. It's like far-sighted, but, you know...

[@bandaidcore7259]

Wait.. yeah you’re right wtf??????????

[@spookybow4391]

Kurtis needs to make “huh?” merch.

[@Grupsy]

And “Pardon?”

[@arreon8812]

iGrupsy Did you watch the beginning? 😂

[@Simplyradish]

I second that

[@Simplyradish]

@@Grupsy he, he does have pardon merch he just said that

[@alienatedcanine4680]

unrelated but i’m the 666th like lol

[@dandyfandy8866]

In Czech Republic, we had an icecream called North star

[@meyekeye6283]

WAIT NO WAY WERE THEY MAKING A FUCKIN REFREMCE TO THAT LMAOOO

[@almondtovfu5672]

@@meyekeye6283 Yes they were making a reference to that xd

[@dandyfandy8866]

@@meyekeye6283 Yeah, the icecream was pretty popular, back in the day

[@thatguy3903]

OHHHHHH

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣💜

[@markbyrd9513]

I just realized that both Jemmy and Katie have blue eyes which is a trait that Johnny shares. Susie has green eyes though, a trait seemingly only shared by Goat.... No wonder Katie and Jemmy didn't seem too upset when they thought Susie was dead. Their embarrassing crime against nature was about to be at an end.

[@pillager6376]

wtf no you cant be right... this cant actually be true! Can it?!

[@Muddy-Goldfish72]

​@@pillager6376 No, they're wrong. Green eyes is a recessive gene, so it could be their kid, not Goat's. I don't know why people don't pay attention in school, you literally learn this in biology.

[@citronovastavicka]

fun fact in Czech the title is "kozí příběh se sýrem" which translates to goat story with cheese however kozy (goats) is also a slang word to say boobs therefore it could also be "boobie story with cheese"

[@fr0g3n26]

oh my god??? 😭

[@_kikizaman_]

I mean with the amount of boobs in it, it basically is boob story with cheese. Feels like the boobs are the main focus😭

[@cloe.h84]

IM CRYING

[@genevarh]

😭😭😭

[@jaruna3662]

Wtf 😭😂

[@calimango7926]

"And then her arm falls off, which is pretty disarming to see." Kurtis, my guy....

[@budgetyoutubechannel6128]

he had to do it to em

[@GINSHOTGUN]

We need to give him a medal

[@mayaalzoubi3137]

lol

[@pissapocalypse]

@horrendous krts

[@starsparks3150]

He said it so deadpan it took me a second and then laughed for like 10 minutes straight

[@lululouise6667]

Oh no Looks like Kurtis got slapped by legal.

[@katies5356]

AHAHAHAHA

[@Jb-zw8ro]

AHAHAHAHA

[@no-uy9uz]

AHAHAHAHA

[@esveideguima8293]

AHAHAHAHA

[@burgerhouseinthehouse2079]

AHAHAHAAHAH

[@niaram]

it’s funny that the creator brought up American movies like Kurtis didn’t poke fun at those too 😭

[@Muddy-Goldfish72]

Right. They just can't handle criticism💀

[@Josue_S_6411]

"Everything in american movies is solved with violence." Usually, that's to defeat villains that are also using violence. What do you expect? Trying to defeat some murderous monster with the power of friendship? Or by giving flowers to everyone?

[@niaram]

@@Josue_S_6411 everybody knows every movie has violence 🙄 like in high school musical when sharpay brutally murdered gabriella for stealing her role. just good old classic american media

[@mastermarkus5307]

@Josue_S_6411 And sometimes American stuff for kids DOES solve things with the power of friendship! Like in My Little Pony.

[@Chromaggia]

"sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as "do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created"

[@BeanColored]

Both weird ass movies They live in the same universe

[@laineybuffo2007]

@@BeanColored wait what’s the other movie?

[@danielalorbi]

@@laineybuffo2007 Spy Kids 2

[@samhitasv4067]

@@laineybuffo2007 I might be wrong but I think it was some spy kids movie

[@samhitasv4067]

@@danielalorbi yeah I didn't see that u already replied

[@lydiaa14492]

the neighbor lady: "you have only THREE days to get out of hell" also the neighbor lady: ✌️👀

[@gremlinwc8996]

Exactly lmao

[@colonyofrats4193]

Hades from Hadestown be like

[@mollycurry9668]

Goats voice changed cause she ruined her vocal cords faking her death in the first one. :(

[@ThatOneJayBean]

That makes so much sense

[@skullspook1077]

@@ThatOneJayBean ikr

[@fifthseas0n]

Wait fr? 😭

[@ThatOneJayBean]

Four Season yeaaaaah she hung herself to save them 😐

[@fifthseas0n]

Jamie Re I thought they were talking about the voice actor lmfaoo 💀

[@kristynadvorackova2745]

I just wanted to mention that the three guys (Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed) are a popular kids tale in Czech Republic. The most popular version is that they help save a princess with a poor guy. It’s really weird in my opinion as a Czech girl but it also was one of my favorite tales when I was a kid. So it’s not a joke that they are named after what they look (or maybe it is who knows it’s way too old to know) it’s just a kids tale

[@allace8735]

I think it’s also a grimms fairy tale i forget what it was called and I’m pretty sure there were more guys than those three I also think the characters were a bit different. Tall may have been the same, broad would become bigger when he drank water being able to drink entire lakes, Sharp eye was “sharp eyed” in a literal sense whatever he looked at would split in two so he wore a blindfold, and I think there was also a guy who was colder the hotter it was and hotter the colder it was (I think he could also freeze and burn things) thats all I remember though.

[@MickeyChaos]

I'm most upset that the sequel wasn't about those two gay knights and their secret love affair from the first movie

[@kilghhra8179]

HAHSJW SYES

[@jeremoralorel]

HUH?!?!?

[@cRIt0L]

The WHAT

[@cinnabon4043]

Kermit's Underwear you didn't see it?!

[@NurseInTraining]

Me too! We deserve justice!!!

[@chavo_ty_mindzo3900]

The star is a popsticle bcs in czech language the star is called "Polárka" which is also a name for an ice cream

[@kurtisconner]

oh cool! thank you for letting me know :)

[@chavo_ty_mindzo3900]

@@kurtisconner no problem my guy :)

[@heralisa3202]

I gotta thank all these czech people explaining all this, I'd be losing sleep

[@thebreakdownpodcast]

There is also a brand name of popsicles called North Star.

[@chavo_ty_mindzo3900]

@@thebreakdownpodcast yea but in czech it is more than just a brand. It is basically like a kind of ice cream.

[@bbgbunniexoxo]

“makin it stinky” still can’t get over that line 😭

[@sheepeyoutube]

Oop, fish in the mouth

[@bbgbunniexoxo]

fishy fishy fish..

[@medusaedmonddantes3844]

I read that in Kurtis' voice lmao

[@skylahraetv2429]

Fishy Fishy fishy, MAKIN IT STINKY

[@fnaffanatic7342]

Fishy fishy fishy fish

[@willow0.0]

12:56 no cause, your eyes get cut out of your skull, you die immediately, that’s what goat story taught me

[@paigem7497]

Imagine getting asked to make a jingle about rubbing people’s tongues....

[@georgia7761]

dude that’s what i was thinking, the poor guy was probably so confused 😭😭

[@oublie-moi]

Lmaooo- 🔍👀👄👀💦

[@mady6929]

Let’s be real, It’s probably not the weirdest request to come from fiver 😂

[@faithparker3085]

The busty neighbor: “You only have three ✌🏼 days to save your parents!”

[@VixenXi]

Exactly, someone saw it too!

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@VixenXi that girl is _reaaaal_ stupid!

[@nocxlette]

*thirty two*

[@chiiniaa]

*Ninety three*

[@nocxlette]

@@chiiniaa no its *Thirty two* ..

[@kritzkrieg14]

the fact that Kurtis kept being polite with the studio after they called him American is remarkable!

[@josch5305]

Of course he's gonna be polite, he's canadian

[@nistheelf]

Pfft foreigners sometimes don’t know the difference between Canadians and americans

[@AppleandMeep]

Yeah I am American and it feels like a pretty offensive term to me

[@jessytodd8536]

@@AppleandMeep i'm canandian, ya its pretty offensive

[@chronoblossom3816]

@@clemtheclementine same

[@KristiChan1]

Meanwhile, Dingo Pictures, the company responsible for movies like Wabuu, The Lion and the King, Dinosaur Adventure, etc. discovered Phelous' reviews and commentary on their stuff, and sent him plushies of some of the characters lmao. Attitude is everything, and Dingo gets points from me for that.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Admittedly, I think that he might have gotten those things from the people who BOUGHT Dingo Pictures, and not the original owners/creators of the movies.

[@nicolewow]

“sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth” hits hard and it’s from this fucking movie

[@vanillatea5674]

i bet someone at the studio thought of that quote randomly, and then they decided to base this whole movie on it

[@cristhianzerimar]

Free children's KZbin movie.

[@fabulousroy]

Nice pfp lmao

[@ashikjaman1940]

The second coming of "Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?"

[@rosvlinds]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here Shakespeare

[@cuskristyna]

Hey Kurtis, Czech person here, just letting you know that the three guys “tall, broad and sharp-eyed” are based on an old czech tale. I don’t remember it very well and I guess that if I read it today it wouldn’t make much sense either but yeah, the writers didn’t make that up

[@byulharangforlife]

Ooooh interesting

[@-onlyhuman-4628]

Zdravím z prahy✨

[@FromAsgard32]

From what I've seen in both movies it seems like a lot of characters and motifs are based on some old tales and legends. I'm not Czech, but I'm from Poland so the cultures are pretty close and it all seems very familiar and... Slavic :D Even if I don't know these stories they all have some specific "vibe" that I still can recognize. (Like the fact the Devil pops up here and there all the time.)

[@anak8004]

Thanks for telling us! Cultural context helps~

[@inn_ocence]

FromAsgard32 Exactly! Im from Poland as well and I can definitely confirm your words, a lot of things in these movies feel familiar and Slavic :>

[@pevenshy]

"you have three days to find them" 😡 ✌🏻 ⚪️⚪️

[@vilet5257]

“Would you like, another nail?” 👽 🔨🤏🏻🔴🔴

[@froggo1088]

“She’s my best friend” 😌 🗡🤏🔴🔴

[@AV_Action]

"She did it for us" 😔 😔 🐐 ⚪ 🔴🔴

[@greasyboi3154]

@@AV_Action ➰🐐

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

“Kaaaatiiieeee” 😀 😔 ⚪️ 🟢🟢

[@msthecommentator2863]

9:13 first time watching with headphones, and the drawn out "EEWWW" in the background ended me 😂

[@DZENITA.]

Sounds like someone working at express vpn forwarded the video to AAA while reviewing over it hhhh

[@Cecil...]

I like your pfp. Did you make it?

[@DZENITA.]

C thank u but I wish! It’s a picrew avatar

[@roseelizabeth1203]

omg wait you could be right

[@emmanroyhippy6859]

Ohh. That someone is the rat of the organization. *Rat also likes cheese

[@slvikingsfan]

@@Cecil... I think curtis just took a selfie to get that pfp

[@valx5]

I’ve never ever *EVER* heard anyone say the word “cheese” that many times in 30 minutes.

[@kak2030]

Nikocado avocado

[@meow-en4wk]

Chuck E Cheese

[@born-of-fire]

what if eye color is supposed to indicate that goat IS suzy’s mom? jemmy, katy, and johnny all have blue eyes. goat and suzy have green 😳

[@AnarchicKhajiit]

BRUH

[@potato1084]

WAITT

[@shuheihisagi7514]

Hold up

[@bipashamanojnair1968]

My EYES- :) Lemme stab em out real quickkk-

[@GrowingPothos]

I really wonder if the mother knows that kid didn't come out of her and just... goes with it?

[@grey.themusiccat]

i have an oc with cataracts and "HAHAHH, HE CANT SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS CATARACTS 🥰" is how im going to make my other ocs interact with him 🥰

[@breelynn8810]

When you made the h*ndjob joke I literally didn't doubt it for a moment until you said you were kidding

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Oh yeah glad I wasn't the only one

[@simone635]

SAME OMG

[@xx_3m0j1n_xx]

wait where is it?

[@omaame9039]

@@xx_3m0j1n_xx 8:52

[@catherinec3735]

He was referencing a h*ndjob

[@kayleenelson371]

*me an animation student* Professional animators: “the animation industry is extremely competitive field” The animation field: *Goat Story*

[@Toeescape]

I would love to see ur animations lol

[@annakerber2696]

hello fellow animation student!!

[@Leopard-2A6..]

Better than anything you will ever make

[@Leopard-2A6..]

@@LadyCererra no

[@LadyCererra]

​@@Leopard-2A6..I got jump scared by my @. I genuinely don't remember commenting on this

[@catherineb196]

Dang Kurtis, don’t get slapped by legal

[@azizabrown]

Too late 😔

[@cinema_coyote]

Oh shit did Angie get a job with AAA Studio?!?

[@oliviacombs6410]

“😘”

[@chelsea-ze1hs]

don’t sis me

[@LiveLaughLove_L]

@@chelsea-ze1hs hi sis

[@MihhaDmtr]

this movie reminds me so much of an old story: "The Story of Harap-Alb". In that story, the main charachter meets a few guys: the tall man, who could strech a lot, the thirsty man, who could drink a lot of water, the hungry man, who was always hungry, and another guy who was blind but could also see at long distances. These two stories are so similar 😭😭

[@nightmarebby]

imagine being matthew, like you move to a new town to go to university, but everyone hates you for being poor so they make your plans stinky and then you make a deal with the devil, only to wind up playing mediocre music in a bar that’s frequented by an alcoholic goat and her orphaned children

[@broadex9080]

He's makin it groovy

[@thejuiceking2219]

i'm sorry, that music was NOT mediocre!

[@Followthecat893]

@@broadex9080 *HE MAKIN’ IT GROOVY*

[@DS-ib8ih]

also, one time the alcoholic goat comes into the bar asking how to reach the devil because supposedly he kidnapped people over cheese, and you (who actually made a deal with the devil) choose to ignore this only for the goat and the kids to go off with some other frequent patrons (who have mystical powers) who have no idea what they’re talking about

[@isabaahmed1724]

I’m guessing that this movie is for kids cause we watched this in class

[@yupthisisandy]

Danny, Drew & now Kurtis. The day of the holy trinity is complete

[@houdakasbadji504]

Is it the end of the world

[@Goldlucky13]

i feel like they always upload on the same day

[@erinl504]

mikaela long today too 😳

[@rjai5003]

And Cody uploaded earlier this week

[@user-td2fh8co1k]

I was the 200th like

[@hagros93]

That shirt makes Kurtis look like someone who would golf with a dad. Any dad. Probably all the dads. EDIT: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES

[@bug8757]

kurtis has in fact golfed with dads

[@KelpeeGee]

Aye golf dad fits r easily some of the best fits ever

[@c1nnamodoll]

he does actually golf i’m sure he’s golfed with at least one dad of some kind at one point

[@pretty948]

Hi dad

[@fijiwater1152]

He doesn't look like a dad, just someone who golfs with dads

[@kristofferadrian7377]

The popsicle makes sense only in Czech, because we have a very popular ice cream known as North Star (Polárka). Its just basic cheap vanilla ice cream, more water than cream, but its good nonetheless :D

[@songbird6414]

I started crying when they went “but for Americans” and he just went “I’m Canadian”

[@Su1xq]

@@ArinJager1 uhh- you good bro? 👁👁💧

[@lay-2356]

@@Su1xq maybe he's american

[@sickemgrrrl]

@@lay-2356 as an American, can confirm this is how people act here lmao

[@Limepopsicle07]

@@sickemgrrrl as an American, I am ashamed that I can confirm your confirmation

[@cellblocknine5385]

Why would that make you cry? It wasn't even sad.....

[@jfh-dr2xu]

The fact that they commented on your first video so defensively and tried to copyright claim it means that...they actually stand behind Goat Story. They actually think its a good film. They are actually proud of it, and the work they put into it. That film was a sincere try on their part. I have no words for that.

[@kikomastre4255]

Of course it was a sincere try, they are czech. We are one of the most delusional people in europe.

[@meowggiem]

maybe it’s because my grandma is czech but it’s starting to grow on me too

[@lonewolf1928]

i mean it's okay to be proud of something you made, but that doesn't mean you can just blatantly shoot down anyone who dares criticize it

[@emilyrose3490]

I don’t think the actors did, since they all left

[@speedos]

i used to study at an animation/vfx school in prague and we had the actual creator of goat story come in one day to talk to us about animation (as if he has any say). i also almost got kicked out of the school during finals when i was asked to describe the movie and i said it was "decent but grotesque" and i guess one of the guys on the judging board was friends with the director, he was PISSED. i really dont get it.

[@angelamarie9199]

Kurtis flirting with AAA studios to avoid a copyright strike killed toxic masculinity

[@ArinJager1]

even funnier that the writer/producer/etc. of these goat movies looks like a kiddy diddler

[@bublertus906]

Normalize men seducing companies

[@scarasluts]

@@bublertus906 Hot

[@DevilJhoMama]

@@ArinJager1 The producer isn't different from the writers, it had two writers and the producer doesn't look that bad man, don't judge appearances so harshly.

[@mentiinsane7482]

if only

[@avajones6835]

To be honest, that song Matthew was playing at the bar was more swag than anything the devil could give him.

[@cheesybagel3412]

The fact that nobody is talking about Kurtis' beautiful remake of the Highschool Musical 2 song Work This Out by the legendary Zac Efron at 6:50 deeply disturbs me.

[@salsabilaputri4106]

That part live rent free in my mind

[@Veiraviss]

Now you're talking about it

[@КатяГарь]

What song is this

[@bow5060]

@@КатяГарь work this out

[@nehaghugari8351]

Катя Гарь work this out

[@AlmostaCountry]

A Prague resident here: Most of the uncomfortable moments come from the movie being really out of context. I don't think this was ever supposed to leave the Czech language space. Just a quick summary: - Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed are legendary Slavic fairy tale characters. One can stretch, one can drink entire oceans and one cannot see on close, but can actually see what's miles away. They're magic, that's their thing, kinda. - The North Star is the literal translation of 'Polarka', the most popular ice cream brand in Czech Republic and Slovakia since like the 1960s. That's the joke. It's just a pun. - From the first movie, Dr. Faust, in whose house Matthew was squatting, is a legendary German physician said to reside in Prague who allegedly sold his soul to the devil in exchange for knowledge. He is also one of the main characters of the Russian novel 'Master and Margaret', which I wholly recommend for everyone to read - All those fat and booby and disgusting characters from the first movie are mostly a nod towards the Dark Ages being really dumb and full of very specific social problems in Prague, which contributed to major European wars, such as the religious wars in Germany and the Thirty Years War in the entire world. - The comment from the animation studios - I'm quite confident at this point it's only the director himself who wrote that.

[@ArinJager1]

the director is just butthurt, is all ^^ (I also wonder HOW in the name of f*ck did Goat Story made it out of Czech Republic, when it's basically a glorified inside joke/pun)

[@wesaidsomething]

thanks, so interesting!

[@lavacaqueri5454]

Faust isn't a character in the master and the margarita. Faust is a character in Goethe's play "Faust", which inspired Bulgakov to write TMATM and is quoted on the first chapter.

[@madison4598]

this is fascinating, thank you! I would love for Kurtis to see this

[@marie.cechovska4239]

Yes, thank you! I was just about to say that

[@azrasdc696]

Buddy's tongue rubbers was a crucial part of the spread of the virus.

[@riley5865]

Haha fr

[@elizabethandersen8216]

Ms. Rona has entered the chat✨

[@idrive444]

off topic but your hair looks super cool lmao

[@azrasdc696]

@@idrive444 ayee thank you kind stranger

[@rh9506]

Youre kinda fun

[@chucksterino3112]

I just watched the video about the first movie and I am so unbelievably happy that there is a sequel.

[@seanfudala3151]

The trinity has been complete. Danny, Drew, and Kurtis have all posted on the same day.

[@ameliah926]

OMG YES

[@Iyaamaxx]

YESSIR

[@carlajeannekruger]

We were all waiting for it

[@yaeltoiberkent6463]

AND Jarvis

[@yanyan07]

FRR😭😭

[@jinx7641]

I finally have a theory for Goats voice. Aftee the hanging, goats voice slowly began to change due to the damage either the pipe in her throat did, the noose, or both. But hey, that's just a theory. A FILM THEORY

[@jeremytheswagking1590]

Hey guys welcom back to film theory and today were talking about *GOAT STORY*

[@lexsombersunrise]

This is what I prefer to believe over the dubbers being too lazy to get the same voice actors

[@natachajosue2716]

Omg what if MatPat actually did a film theory on Goat Story

[@midnightgamer2158]

Or so she sounds more like a goat lol

[@mackenzie1031]

okay wait this actually is making sense

[@vaclavkapsa4584]

17:00 Hi, here's an explenation to that popsticle. In Czech northstar means polárka... And "polárka" is a Czech popsticle... And thats the joke everybody..

[@byulharangforlife]

Aaaaaahhh lmao if you u are not Czech this scene makes no sense

[@milkeyway7105]

This movie is genuinely terrible but i really think kurtis should've make a background or cultural research first before giving any critical commentaries to movies packed with cultural elements he don't know..

[@veronikakadeckova2997]

I'm Czech and I didn't even know that :D

[@valeriekohoutova7618]

@@veronikakadeckova2997 Same. :D It didnt cross my mind. :D But now it make sense. lol. :D

[@fukro7557]

@@milkeyway7105 I think he told in the last video or in the comments that it's really hard to find any information about czech culture in english. It's all in czech

[@matejcernkovic7818]

At 17:00 It is a poorly translated joke. In Czechia there is a popsicle caled ,,polárka" that is also a frase for a star

[@bowie_on_fire]

this movie, but the king is lactose intolerant

[@simonelliott5804]

:0

[@_eko_ill.1779]

so he'd be like any normal lactose intolerant person~ not giving an f the movie won't change

[@skitskit333]

So the movie would be exactly the same bc lactose intolerant people literally dont care about being lactose intolerant

[@3lliephant]

The goat story with diarrhea

[@bee-ke9ek]

the box trolls

[@spiltmilk0204]

i genuinely quote the line “hahaha, he cant see! he has cataracts” to myself daily. i dont know why that line is so funny

[@kate_alt]

Can it be considered a stim at this point

[@thequoise3848]

@@kate_alt omg- 😭 that's too good

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

it truly sucks because i’ll look at my elderly dog with cataracts and THAT LINE will be my first thought 😭

[@lovely8524]

underrated line man it made me choke on my water I laughed so hard

[@asrielgaming57]

@@he.said.teenjiejer lol/lmao a dog with cateracts/CATeracts

[@happyderp2282]

The most jarring thing to be found in this video for me personally was the response you got from AAA. Up until this point, I couldn't register that the last movie was made by actual existing people. I just assumed that some Ultron-esque AI spent 30-45 minutes on the web and figured the best way to destroy humanity was to crush our souls with the first one.

[@AlanaFosterTheLlama]

I was thinking the exact same thing!!

[@samuell_67]

Just a quick explanation for the Tall, Broad and Sharp eyed trio; it's actually a quite popular 'childrens story' in Czech Republic that has these three as the main characters

[@jiri951]

To "put someone in your mouth" is a phrase in czech which basically means to insult someone 😅

[@Bratcyberspace]

That makes so much more sense lmao, I was so confused

[@sunnydee04]

I thought they were talking about the sex scene 😭✋

[@IIiiiLiiOiiIii]

@@sunnydee04 your right arm seems to be on your left

[@sunnydee04]

@@IIiiiLiiOiiIii PLEAAE LMFAO

[@themyofmy]

@@sunnydee04 I thought they meant vore

[@veronica-hh1rh]

The fact that when Kurtis said that the cheese hand gave the king a hand job I actually believed him 😭. You never know with these movies lmao

[@celestialgardens4101]

It was concerning how I barely bat an eye at that part

[@toomanyfandoms_probably2020]

Yeah but there’s no violence soo

[@maget-ami7852]

I gave no matter

[@wishingwell_333]

that made me laugh so hard lmfaoo

[@strangesoffifalamehehe2501]

AAA also didn’t mention the part where they mocked Chinese people either smh (but yk there’s no ✨violence✨)

[@ayriananichols4658]

They are an innocent movie studio😤

[@pineapplebush6799]

@@ayriananichols4658 oh you forgot to put the " around the word innocent in that sentence! Silly you

[@momomo1312]

They're sooooo innocent and the all of those sensitive americans are making them look like the villan 🥺

[@samuelrodriguez4374]

@@momomo1312 I have no idea if you’re joking or not

[@monhi64]

Frankly it doesn’t make any sense because American kids movies are less violent and less overtly sexual than this movie so who exactly was the scapegoat here. Did they just crack the code that adult movies have less “pg” content lol.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I liked that in the first movie review you were like "I dunno I guess things are just different in the Czech Republic" and the filmmaker was SO passive aggressive about Americans being ridiculous and sensitive and having a false morality. YOU were pretty generous with acknowledging that maybe things are just okay in another country, but the filmmaker didn't give America (and of course you're Canadian anyway) the same leniency.

[@zachabraham3004]

"Sometimes the worst hell is here on Earth" someone put that on a Christmas mug plz

[@samar8357]

omw to red bubble right now 😰🥰

[@celunax]

yes plzzz

[@evil_bnuuy666]

The fact that your comment has 666 likes makes it so much better (alright, it used to)

[@potmeetkettle]

If “marching straight into hell” isn’t clipped or memed by the end of the year the internet will have failed me

[@tanaquil1531]

What minute is it?

[@IXVMM]

17:41

[@tanaquil1531]

@@IXVMM thanks

[@klc517]

it actually creeps me out how they commented on the video before it was posted. maybe if KZbin can detect your content in someone else's video, it notifies you without it being public?

[@chickenalpaca0332]

I think more companies and people would immediately comment on videos with their content though. Maybe they have a program or something that looks for videos with their content?

[@oneaeeeeopenwhenimsleeping4664]

u know it can detect someone else's content if u have it in ur video and it gives u sm stat abt the thing that has a risk of being copyrighted..however I'm not sure if it will send a notif to the copyright owner..my mom made a video and when she was uploading there was some music she used and it was written below before uploading that the music or song had a risk of copyright...she uploaded it anyway and nothing happened so idk..but yeah it does recognise other people's content...

[@klc517]

@@oneaeeeeopenwhenimsleeping4664 I knew that was a thing for like UMG and gigantic corporations, but the fact that this company did it threw me off ig

[@FordFocus-tc1rh]

i mean i know it’s possible i once had to make a music video for a spanish class and i put it up unlisted so just me and my teacher could see it and somehow it got a copyright strike

[@lennnnn7]

Actually, I wanted to use a pink screen background for a thumbnail so I searched up pink screen on Microsoft edge, then in images I found a link to a video. When I clicked on it, it was unlisted

[@kiwiisperplexed]

so proud of goat 🫶🫶 4 years on HRT