If Kris becomes a News Presenter, believe it or not I'm becoming an Ardent watcher of those daily bs. My goddess can never be wrong🙇🏻♀️
@fredy03972 жыл бұрын
True
@bream17552 жыл бұрын
T r u e
@ryanthompson55762 жыл бұрын
I agree
@MikeMayCommitArson2 жыл бұрын
IKRRRE
@dominicaibodje81972 жыл бұрын
So true
@Jsmiggle2 жыл бұрын
“10 being the worst 1 being decent” that is so unreasonably confusing and I love it
@TessLovesYellowAndRavenclaw1269 ай бұрын
I know right! I got so confused a few times there
@djbryson8 ай бұрын
Yeah, since when is 10 out of 10 bad?
@WavesFordays-xp9gs8 ай бұрын
nor bro me too- 💀💀
@MyaRat-zq4ok2 ай бұрын
She rates it so 10/10 means if she got it she would regret it alot but 1/10 means she wouldn't regret it and want to get it 😊jbryson
@kathryngilbert45742 жыл бұрын
Today has been one of those days. Needed some laughs for sure. Thank you Kris for everything you do and for making us all laugh. We appreciate it more than you know girl!
@stylishlyheartless9792 жыл бұрын
Same here
@KILLGRXVE2 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah i agree i love kris ;3
@jdhdhsgsuevskakdufbrkd72202 жыл бұрын
Same
@abrown94642 жыл бұрын
I agree
@kallmekris2 жыл бұрын
@lokicooper46902 жыл бұрын
I want to know more about that child's drawing of a fairy (5thh tattoo I believe). I feel like there's a good story behind that one. The "Untitled Goose" stealing Eeyore's tail is _freaking_ adorable!
@genderless_froggie Жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW-
@genderless_froggie Жыл бұрын
I just realized the bow on his tail its a reference to the bow on the statue in the GAME
@HotTopicGirly22 күн бұрын
The fairy is the crack fairy she hands out crack to children in the middle of the night
@Kate-ee4hp2 жыл бұрын
I love how you never forget to compliment us. However, we need to start complimenting you! I love your outfit and how it matches the background! ❤️
@someonesurviving2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@frejy20832 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's so sweet!💕 She is always so kind to us!❤
@maemaeslay2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Janifar_alam63582 жыл бұрын
I love when she compliment us that's why I want to compliment her the queen
@OrchidVr2 жыл бұрын
Yesss, I agree!!
@josephdee14532 жыл бұрын
The opening part where Kris reports like a real reporter is LIT!!! 100% so powerful. I thought I'm in a wrong channel but it is good to have something new on your videos Kris..you nailed it again ☝️☝️💯
@scottjcaldwell2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Best intro ever! :-)
@lia-eu9sn2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: a “kris” is a type of dagger (a type of weapon that looks like a knife) that signifies heroism so it’s a bit ironic that kris got hurt by the one thing her nickname represents
@MossPathway2 жыл бұрын
Kris is deadly
@lia-eu9sn2 жыл бұрын
@@MossPathway deadly stunning 😮💨🤌
@Frogopist Жыл бұрын
Me thinking she’s rating it on how much she would want to get it me realizing that she actually rating it of of how regrettable it is
@GuideToVibe Жыл бұрын
She said that in the begging 🤨
@GuideToVibe Жыл бұрын
@@maskarade42 did you just like your own comment 🤓
@GuideToVibe Жыл бұрын
@@maskarade42 BFFR, your liking your own comment? That’s sad frl.
@barkskin_wcue Жыл бұрын
Like no offense does no one know how to spell begining 😭
@GuideToVibe Жыл бұрын
@@barkskin_wcue it was spelling error? Stop tryna be smart frl, your not.
@jayg13162 жыл бұрын
I feel like Kris missed the joke for the 2nd tattoo. She wanted to say be yourself, so she got a tattoo saying don't wear a mask (that hides you). And she got it right before covid and mask mandates haha
@johan.ohgren2 жыл бұрын
That's really unfortunate timing...
@captainwatson16522 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i dont thi k it was about covid masks…..thats hilariously bad timing though
kris always makes my day shes so nice and funny i love her I LOVE HOW SHE COMPLIMENTS EVERYONE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO (i hope her hand gets healed quick)
@kitsu._.2 жыл бұрын
these are the most likes i have EVER gotten
@moriahsmart69972 жыл бұрын
As someone with tattoos, you can't really judge to much if the tattoo is going good mid tattoo session because there's some blood and lots of residue ink all over the tattoo area so it's a bit hard to see.
@kallmekris2 жыл бұрын
fair enough!
@puppy-say-moomoo27742 жыл бұрын
As a 15 year old with one tattoo I WAS NEVER TOLD TATTOOS BLEED WHILE GETTING IT DONE so anyway I was terrified when I saw blood mixed with ink getting my tattoo
@moriahsmart69972 жыл бұрын
@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 yes they only bleed a little bit if your artist isn't to heavy handed , that's why you should eat a good meal and drink plenty of water before a session
@puppy-say-moomoo27742 жыл бұрын
@@moriahsmart6997 mine was bleeding a lot but I don’t really care cause my tattoo looks awesome also I didn’t know you should eat before you get it I didn’t eat at all I just ate after the I got the tattoo I was drinking alot of water but how does eating and drinking help the tattoo?
@moriahsmart69972 жыл бұрын
@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 it's to keep your sugar levels up because your adrenaline shoots up when in pain which can make you a bit whoozy and being hydrated just helps in general with the stress on your body.
@suki_the_beautiful61552 жыл бұрын
When I'm going to bed I stay up all night watching Kris because she's amazing and I love how she gives awkward compliments
@danielleo6937 Жыл бұрын
LOL SAME ALL DAY LOL
@agimndoci3714 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE your profile pic
@ktb306810 ай бұрын
same!!! I have o get up at 8 tmrw and then go to a sleepover, and it's currently 1:36 am... I'mma go to bed...
@milliebobbybrownedits5682 жыл бұрын
she makes my days better since she compliments us in every way
@anokhi142 жыл бұрын
kris, is such a comfort person to be around, like no matter what the situation is she'll make you smile and comfort you
@kallmekris2 жыл бұрын
@aquaz.marina.7772 жыл бұрын
I agreee ✨💕☺️
@AlexMarsCreates222 жыл бұрын
Kris has helped me feel better after bad news about my friend, a cancer patient
@farishtayjunejo19762 жыл бұрын
🙇♀️ 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
@nupurmehra90532 жыл бұрын
@@AlexMarsCreates22 I am sorry
@nothingatall6472 жыл бұрын
can we all agree that kris makes our day!🥰 her compliments are the best😊💗
@leahpayne29592 жыл бұрын
I LUV HER TOO
@Genshin_fan-ld8wm Жыл бұрын
Kris makes everyone feel good about them selfs it realy helps my self confidence
@Error-uk4gm2 жыл бұрын
4:44 That Is My All Time Favorite Meme ✨“The Dog Of Wisdom” ✨
@Angelmist122 жыл бұрын
Kris literally such a queen!!! But can we take a second to talk about how 1/10 is good and 10/10 is bad, it really threw me for a loop the whole video 😂
@notalonelykid22012 жыл бұрын
Fr
@frankloverde28072 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@lorrainedowning76702 жыл бұрын
Sorry Kris but yeah. Yah know I love ya, but 10 out of 10 should be gooooood. Here endeth the rant.
@Wickedstrife2 жыл бұрын
Love the girl to death, but so triggered by this XD.
@rickkiesman21142 жыл бұрын
Finally!
@localrancher41462 жыл бұрын
I just got really sick at school, threw up a few times. As soon as I got home I turned on KallmeKris, and felt better quickly! Kris, you make me so happy and I'm always fired up for your new videos! Thank you for being such a kind, loving, and overall AWESOME person! Have a good day/night!
@coqxette_princess2 жыл бұрын
Feel better soon!
@you-cz5mq2 жыл бұрын
Feel better soon 🥰
@localrancher41462 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys for all the support! I'm feeling a lot better today! I'm about to go ride my horse, so that says something! Have a great day/night!
@coqxette_princess2 жыл бұрын
@@localrancher4146 you too!
@bluef0xy9322 жыл бұрын
Kris saying "10/10!" To that fairy thing was the best think I’ve heard today, and it wasn’t even meant in that way 😂
@torivillanueva58522 жыл бұрын
I promise this is a compliment: I can’t sleep at night sometimes, and kris’ videos are what help me fall asleep at night because she’s such a comfort person. I love you Kris! Thank youuu
@chaotic_household2 жыл бұрын
Same, I'm watching this at 11:42 am . I love her vids
@katherinefoote4448 Жыл бұрын
Same I get nightmares because of my anxiety and her videos help a lot
@srushtiashoksagar19902 жыл бұрын
Who all agrees she's the person who makes our day better by complimenting us and making us happy through her videos?😆
@jellyanya21402 жыл бұрын
Me, I can agree
@GreyMatterStew2 жыл бұрын
Guaranteed to get likes. No one can resist.
@varshaanitha67412 жыл бұрын
Yep dude, you are always right my sis
@srushtiashoksagar19902 жыл бұрын
@@varshaanitha6741 ❤ thank you sistaaa
@srushtiashoksagar19902 жыл бұрын
@@jellyanya2140 😆
@cassandracelestia23432 жыл бұрын
i believe in compliments that kris gives us at the very beginning of every single video supremacy, MISS MAAM, U COMPLETE MY DAY 💳💥💳💥💳💥
@pundoorasbox7485 Жыл бұрын
I love that Kris thinks feet are gross. I have feet too ugly for even a mother to love so I can totally relate. Found a kindred spirit!💕
@Sabrina_1162 жыл бұрын
My 14 year old son impressed me with his tattoo idea. He wants a QR code and when it's scanned, the person scanning it gets Rick rolled. I'm so proud of my son.
@theogvolcrum50432 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT
@rawegg55912 жыл бұрын
What if they put the video down and now it’s a random QR code that takes you to nothing.
@egw99422 жыл бұрын
Your son is a genius. I- I have no words for this masterpiece
@0westdude2 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of your son too
@playerunkown...2 жыл бұрын
i am very proud of your son to, you need to reward him for his big brain moment UvU
@tianamariee62872 жыл бұрын
Kris NEVER fails to put a smile on my face. She is an amazing person and should be protected at all cost. Sidenote:one of her tags says KrisCollins, I actually grew up with a girl named Christy Collins, the absolute ONLY time my full first name, (Christiana), was ever used was at her house so we would know which Chrissie C. her mom was talking to 😂 2nd Side Note: I feel like I could be in this video as I have a tattoo in between my shoulder blades of two feminine eyes, (long dark eyelashes, the suggestion of eyeliner, etc.), one of them is open, the other closed; my best friend has the same thing in the same place. The only difference is the eyes on my back are hazel/green, (the color of my bff's eyes), and the eyes on her back are blue, (my eye color), and the symbolism/meaning behind them is that I'm always watching her back and she's always watching mine. We also have butterflies on the inside of our left wrists, but the body of the butterfly is a lavender ribbon, lavender is the blanket ribbon for all types of cancer.
@AmethystDraws.2 жыл бұрын
Those are great tattoos tho!
@tianamariee62872 жыл бұрын
@@AmethystDraws. awww thanks, we both still love them and they're definitely conversation starters.
@AmethystDraws.2 жыл бұрын
@@tianamariee6287 yea I bet they are, it would be cool to have a tattoo that goes with my best friend
@tianamariee62872 жыл бұрын
@@AmethystDraws. it really is and neither of them were planned ahead of time. Both times we were randomly driving by a tattoo shop and were just like f**k it, let's get matching tattoos 😂. They're even more special now cuz she lives like 5 hours away from me.
@Danversdiary2 жыл бұрын
Why do these sound so beautiful though
@vaanadhianbarasu76242 жыл бұрын
I just love how in each video kris comes up with a new and creative way to make the vid more engaging and funny. Love you Kris!🥰😍
@alexandralidakis5087 Жыл бұрын
"That's like defacing property but it's your child" had me laughing crying, made me fall off my bed, and rolling on the FREAKING floor
@lanakroll82482 жыл бұрын
It’s called “Wisdom dog” lol I had it stuck in my head for a week and kept responding to my friends like that ( 4:48 )
@b03-seanaustine.inzacruz412 жыл бұрын
0:15 Kris makes me happy every single day. Hope your hand heal quickly!!!
@sahithiparvam9742 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris for putting a smile on our face every week.🤗
@sahithiparvam9742 жыл бұрын
@Boluga I know right
@sundrop39772 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@jaimeadams3736 Жыл бұрын
I love how she rate’s it on how bad it is the score goes up and how good it is the score goes down 😂❤
@JumbleMumble2 жыл бұрын
"That's like defacing property but it's your child" actually made me burst out laughing. So glad I stumbled on this channel, you are gosh darn hilarious
@janaethompsoncole7122 жыл бұрын
Love ur channel name✨😂
@elixirempire61932 жыл бұрын
I just literally had the worst day of my life...needed some major laughs without a doubt....thank you very much Kris... really love you and your content...your making a change...please keep up the good work😌💜
@darkmessiah8792 Жыл бұрын
are you feeling better now?
@Neptune_EQ2 жыл бұрын
I really needed some laughs, and Kris never fails to make that happen. Thanks so much, love you Kris!
@emmagrace12932 жыл бұрын
I love her so much. Did you notice how she thought the CK tattoo was Calvin Klein
@Percy_backrooms2 жыл бұрын
@@emmagrace1293 omg yeah that was hilarious
@multistan4452 жыл бұрын
POV: you arent allowed to have tattoos in your country/religion but you just love watching kris react to horrible/funny tattoos
@annahivargas43272 жыл бұрын
2:37 - Kris saying "is she... *insert adorable Kris mumbling here* ... blowing hiiiis ju-" me here thinking that it was a murderer who cut off the head of some poor victim.
@wittgrayson16902 жыл бұрын
2:29 actually
@sadra92522 жыл бұрын
Just as I finished the video, I noticed I was smiling the whole time. I think this alone describes how special you are Kris. Being able to make people genuinely happy is truly a gift. This is unfair tho. How can someone be pretty, funny, creative and have so many other talents at the same time? Love you☺️❤️
@mattiasbarnett37772 жыл бұрын
Again Kris's compliments always make ya feel better. Hope ya hand gets better soon Kris. I'm covered in tattoos mine are all pretty good at least
@elizabethwerstein5902 жыл бұрын
I have two tattoos, and one got damaged due to an allergic reaction. My tattoo artist had me using a cream twice a day after I got the tattoo and I found out in the worst way possible that I was very allergic to it. It’s scarred now and in a few years after the scar tissue finishes healing, I’ll get it repaired, but because it’ll be on scar tissue, it’s gonna HURT
@Jazzberry9442 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure we can all agree that no matter what she does in a video she will always make our day better lol 😂 and if Kris becomes a News Presenter I would be watching the news 24/7 lol!
@kallmekris2 жыл бұрын
@JeffD928392 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris 4:50 is the dog JOE
@alexzoeyplayz55442 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris hiiiii ahhhh I lava ur vidssss
@Chickenonuggets2 жыл бұрын
can we take a second... shoot let's take a few hours to just appreciate how Kris makes our day that much better we love you forever Kris, please remember this cuz we love you more then you know girl
@mrslamp67952 жыл бұрын
Not me thinking it was Michal Jackson at 11:25
@PiercedJedi Жыл бұрын
I'm two sessions into a new tattoo that is going to take at least 2 or 3 more sessions (large) and I'm already getting lots of compliments on how crisp the lines are and how it looks amazing by people I don't really know (at work, out to dinner etc.) confident it wouldn't make this list :)
@ashleyreynolds19912 жыл бұрын
12:20 ---- you are VERY pretty Kris!!!!! Flawless skin, beautiful cheekbones, stunning teeth/smile, and ofc your damn perfect hair!!! When you said you were a beautician, I was like Ah! that's why your hair is stunning!!!
@barrysballetcombos12 жыл бұрын
Same lol!
@kenziekraft36902 жыл бұрын
favorite female ever, love watching you kris you’re always a joy
@kallmekris2 жыл бұрын
❤️
@jvseventeen2 жыл бұрын
The duck in question at 2:54 was actually the goose from Untitled Goose Game (yes that's the real name of the game lol)
@murrayweir72732 жыл бұрын
I love UGG
@susiesunshine43 Жыл бұрын
Kris, I love you so much!!! Every single video that I've binge watched in the past month, you have made me feel so much better about myself!!!! Don't ever change your intros!!! I love it that you compliment us in literally every video!!!! OH and the only 2 small tats that I've got, is a small heart on my left hand to represent how I wear my heart on my sleeve, and then I have the semicolon symbol on my right hand and it represents that my story isn't over yet, because I've tried to unalive myself and God kept saying no, it's not your time yet, and now I'm so happy and content with my life!! I've got my confidence back and my self esteem!!! Thank you, Kris, love ya!!!
@deetiladha96102 жыл бұрын
SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY AND I LOVE HER FOR THAT
@brennantoth92242 жыл бұрын
I’ve been having some extremely bad days recently, I’ve been suicidal but this put a smile on my face. Thank you so mich for posting these amazing videos.
@batmangotham61862 жыл бұрын
Dude are you ok
@nymphetamineanonymous2 жыл бұрын
Brennan... I'm going to take a guess and say you are on the younger side. You're going to have several miserable days in your life. Several. And I really truly hope it's not as serious as taking your own life. That's not a joke. Ending your own pain only creates more for your loved ones. Please consider finding someone to talk to professionally and finding a positive outlet or hobby to find happiness again. My prayers are with you buddy. You'll be okay, this too will pass. Love, light and healing KZbin fam. ❤
@batmangotham61862 жыл бұрын
Stay strong dude we are with you , you have great life ahead
@brennantoth92242 жыл бұрын
Yes I am a teenager and I have am getting help and even if I deeply wanted to, I could not take my own life for that exact reason. I hate seeing my loved ones struggling. I would never joke about that kind of thing
@nymphetamineanonymous2 жыл бұрын
@@brennantoth9224 I hope things start looking up for you soon. Keep your head up. ❤
@christiebolden80802 жыл бұрын
I have several tattoos (9) and am getting another. I have been trying to figure what to get and now I know what NOT to get LMAO!! No matter what kind of day I have had I know that you will always make me laugh!!! I have watched all of your videos multiple times!!! Thank you for all the great things you do and for the spirit lifting compliments!!! Love ya!!!
@sebastianmaggard41222 жыл бұрын
On the 5th tattoo, I’m choosing to believe it’s not a fail. It’s just a child’s drawing that a parent so lovingly got memorialized on their arm. Looking at it that way, it’s actually kind of cute 🥰 except for the overly pronounced chest. That’s a little uncomfortable lol.
@yeontan67452 жыл бұрын
I love your videos kris, they always make me smile even when I’m having a bad day, please continue to make video like these. I was surprised that you didn’t get the “Bobby pin” one because that’s Bobby from king of the hill as a Bobby pin, it was actually really clever
@ghostingyoufrr2 жыл бұрын
I actually already use native! My mom had breast cancer and had to switch her deodorant to native because of how organic it is! I switched deodorants with her lol! ( ALSO I JUST WANNA BE CLEAR THAT SHE SURVIVED LOL )
@thatbaddiejay44482 жыл бұрын
I feel like Kris would be the kind of friend to hold your hair back while you throw up but also be gagging at the same time😂 love you Kris💙
@Verified_Arsonist Жыл бұрын
Kris: *in very quiet tone, super close to the screen* “Tell me I'm pretty.“ Me: “Kris, you are beautiful, and are the prettiest being I have ever seen.“
@roshnighosal2 жыл бұрын
You look absolutely gorgeous Kris!!! The video as usual lifted my mood. Thanks a lot Kris. Its the best❤
@st1nkyst0nky2 жыл бұрын
aw kris is an angel when she said her palms get sweaty when she sees us
@jxsmin_gacha78792 жыл бұрын
Girl you never fail to compliment us you make me get butterflies x
@BlackDragonQueen Жыл бұрын
I apprenticed at a tattoo shop in my early 20's and everyone was kinda laughing about another artist's appointment that was on their way in. They kept calling her "Glade". The girl shows up, and that's obviously not her name, but I catch a glimpse of the tattoo one of the artists was going to attempt to cover up and it all made sense. It was an electrical socket (very horribly done) and it was placed as far into her buttcrack as it could go without encroaching on the 'exit', if you know what I mean. So yeah, it was a joke about the commercial, "Glade: plug it in, plug it in". Yikes.
@nerdygoth1688 Жыл бұрын
Was this a drunk tattoo she got? I can’t imagine anyone would get that sober.
@BlackDragonQueen Жыл бұрын
@@nerdygoth1688 absolutely could have been. Given the location of the shop, I wouldn't have been surprised
@Cassxowary Жыл бұрын
@@nerdygoth1688yah, you’d think… you have too much faith in people when it comes to tats hah
@HighAsHeckPriestess Жыл бұрын
That's not a drunk tattoo, that's a crack tattoo (I deserve a prize for this pun)
@samyuktha11392 жыл бұрын
Am I gonna watch a kallmekris video when I have to study for my exams? Hell yeah!
@comotoplays56682 жыл бұрын
I love how kris complements us every vid. very heart warming.
@joshee63852 жыл бұрын
Me to myself: "parasocial relationships aren't healthy" Also me: "omg kris I love you 😍"
@kellyskidmore7719 Жыл бұрын
I always love how she compliments us in each video
@AHHHHHHHH.2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris!!! I love watching your video's, they mean a lot to me. I hope you have a great day!!
@jamesmitchell14962 жыл бұрын
Hey Kris, your beautiful face and your quick wit keeps me happy throughout the day when nothing else seems to. Thanks for being there for those of us who need a little sunshine in our lives🌞
@sstarsxream_irllsrs2 жыл бұрын
1:32 "I am dead inside"
@michellewilson11722 жыл бұрын
I have had so much fun watching Kris. Also glad I can share my bad tattoo story for her to laugh at. Back in the day of tribal tattoos, I got a tattoo at an easyriders Show where the artist has a vision and I said go for it. She did not tell me she needed both days off the show to do it, and I had to work the second day, and couldn’t get it finished. Doesn’t sound too bad, right? For over 20 years, it has looked like I have a diagram of a uterus on my back. Some day I hope to get a cover up. Sigh
@louisgirl3692 жыл бұрын
The mask tattoo is a hilarious story! It was just poorly timed! She isn't anti mask! She meant it as a "refusing to hide behind a metaphorical mask in hiding your true self"! She had no idea masks to help keep others safe would become a thing so soon!
@sarvolfe64352 жыл бұрын
Still, wear your mask? Huh, maybe she should change her name to Kallmekaren.
@SilentGhxst53552 жыл бұрын
@@sarvolfe6435 ?
@sarvolfe64352 жыл бұрын
@@SilentGhxst5355 what don't you understand?
@noellespam44672 жыл бұрын
@@sarvolfe6435 No, it's meant as a metaphor, like two faced doesn't mean you're actually two faced, she got it so she wouldn't hide her emotions like taking a metaphorical mask off to show her true self. She also got it BEFORE covid so she didn't even know everybody would be wearing masks to protect themselves and others.
@sarvolfe64352 жыл бұрын
@@noellespam4467 I get that, my dig was at Kris for saying wear your fucken mask in the video. Hence my suggestion to rename herself to Kallmekaren.
@aspectzn15922 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does she have such an amazing vibe? I need a girl like her bc she is funny and just a great person, One of my favorite youtubers
@katejouanneau15602 жыл бұрын
These mistakes made my day... Thanks for also, unwittingly, making me lol at 12:14 Selvage: noun 1. the edge of woven fabric finished so as to prevent raveling, often in a narrow tape effect, different from the body of the fabric. 2. any similar strip or part of surplus material, as at the side of wallpaper. I think you mean Salvage... noun 1. a. the act of saving a ship or its cargo from perils of the seas. b. the property so saved. c. compensation given to those who voluntarily save a ship or its cargo. 2. a.the act of saving anything from fire, danger, etc. b.the property so saved. c. the value or proceeds upon sale of goods recovered from a shipwreck, fire, etc. 3.the act of saving something of use or value from destruction, damage, ruin, loss, or waste: 4.The salvage of carcass parts for pharmaceutical or research use is permitted if it does not interfere with sanitary operations.
@Avery-it3cl Жыл бұрын
Let’s all appreciate how much love Chris gives us and how she compliments us every day she really is the best person ever
@AngelLovey882 жыл бұрын
9:40 lol when I had cancer at 15, I was gonna get a guy weedwacking my scalp if I lost my hair.
@mayamanivannan85912 жыл бұрын
I love how she compliments us every single vid and Kris this is an amazing intro we love you so much. Keep doing what you're doing, you will reach great heights.
@mercuryfusion83252 жыл бұрын
When you are getting the tattoo done it can be hard to see the finished product as there is ink all over and the "artist" (in quotes because some of these tattoos prove that some of them don't deserve that title yet) is usually blocking it a bit while they are leaned over concentrating.
@acc80322 жыл бұрын
"Kris, you are pretty!" 😂
@SWolfmoon2 жыл бұрын
Child abuse...or as Kris calls it: Defacing property. I love you so much girl, you make me laugh every time you upload! Thank you for all your hard work and keeping us in the lols. ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥ ❤ ♥
@official_Canadian_Mar_2 жыл бұрын
Kris you're the funnyest person on the Internet. My favourite tattoo was the trampoline one🖤❤️
@heathermcfarland63172 жыл бұрын
When me and my ex-husband first got married we decided to get each other’s names tattooed on ourselves. I got his name tattooed on my shoulder but he got an H, just an H, for Heather but the way it shaped it’s also a Pisces symbol ♓️ and yes he is a Pisces. According to him the tattoo artist said it would be better in case we ever split up. He was right. Now I’m stuck with an abusive monsters name tattooed on my shoulder. Not to mention the guy did it so bad that it just kind of looks like a squiggly blob
@bluegirl2782 жыл бұрын
@Heather McFarland I hope you’re able to get a nice cover up at some point.
@Amielle-in-Ami-hell2 жыл бұрын
@@bluegirl278 i just hope they’re ok
@bluegirl2782 жыл бұрын
@@Amielle-in-Ami-hell obviously that too, but a good coverup would probably be beneficial for their healing
@Amielle-in-Ami-hell2 жыл бұрын
@@bluegirl278 👍🏻 just feels bad man. This is why no matter how much I love someone, I will never tattoo anything about them. I could tattoo an inside joke with my close friends, but never something about my partner.
@bluegirl2782 жыл бұрын
@@Amielle-in-Ami-hell good idea 👍🏻
@notthedarlingofthestars2 жыл бұрын
7:31 all you need is cheese and you have summoned a demon named Yuga aoyama
@someonesurviving2 жыл бұрын
Kris always makes my day better with her compliments. Thanks for such great video. I love this channel
@cali76172 жыл бұрын
These videos never fail to bring a smile to my face and this week has been rough so thank you so much😊🥰
@bittersweet66312 жыл бұрын
I guess those tattoos that turn out so bad and disproportinal are made by very cheap, "back alley" tattoo artists who don't bother about making a stencil. Because usually you can watch how the stencil looks after it's applied to your body and before the actual tattooing starts. And while there's still a chance for the tattoo artist to mess up the lines, colours or shading of the tattoo, there is no way that the proportions/composition is that out of place if it's a proper and decent artist who uses a stencil.
@KittyCat2602 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. And it's just a terrible idea to get any kind of freehand portrait - when you're going for realism like that it really needs a stencil for the proportions at least!
@splat68512 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, because this has never, ever happened before, but for some reason (Perhaps thinking about recent events) Kris called me attractive and I broke down in tears. Thank you for doing what you do KallMeKris
@E03Erick2 жыл бұрын
I have paused the video at time stamp 4:24 to scream NOOOOOOOO!!!!! at the top of my lungs. I don't know what happens next but I am so sorry kris
@hazzard_destroyer2 жыл бұрын
2:01 and that is what I like to call the Crack Fairy
@addieM2 жыл бұрын
and his friend meth
@wyldkat24482 жыл бұрын
Loved this one. Makes me SOOOO happy I did my research on the tattoos I have and the artists that did them.
@hailstorm4213 Жыл бұрын
Not even 30 seconds in and she has already made me smile. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE KZbinR KMK!
@dannyjameson79802 жыл бұрын
Thanks Krissy, you made my day Kidd!! Much love from Oklahoma!
@lailasadi14472 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that she always makes me happy when I see her. If you see this you are my idol and I love you Kris❤️
@angelalandgraf35472 жыл бұрын
So no tattoos (YET !!! lol) BUT at 6:17 is so cool. There are so many tattoos like this covering scars from surgery/self harm and birthmarks. PLEASE do a video on those. :) :) :)
@BriannPatrick Жыл бұрын
It was the ''We can salvage it, just like my face" for me 😆🤣
@haleyblake73752 жыл бұрын
I look forward to these every few days. Kris is definitely my kind of humor! It’s nice being able to watch her genius for more than a couple minutes at a time! 🤣😂💛
@its_emmaa.x2 жыл бұрын
She always makes my day💓 love you kris
@khayyaskooking1012 жыл бұрын
Hey kris, you always make me smile. Thank you 🥰❤️
@DexylRoadkill21 күн бұрын
You bring my confidence up and then people at my school drain it again :(
@kashishtaneja83182 жыл бұрын
Everytime I watch your videos my day gets sooo better thank you Kris 💜
@popoyskey2242 жыл бұрын
@5:56 Kris: My armpits smell like cupcakes. *EDP has joined the chat*
@valsptsd8142 жыл бұрын
One of my greatest joys is a collection of Eeyore coffee mugs I searched for during Disney visits. I use them every day.
@laraingham73322 жыл бұрын
Let's just take a moment to appreciate kris for always uploading and making us smile, so thank you kris. :) :D