The Yard Halloween Special

[@zachperez3088]

Not being able to see Lud’s face and seeing the camera cut to just this expressionless creature every time he talked was so funny

[@JamoeSK]

ok but does anyone actually know what it is? i recognised it from logic's all i do music video but i dont have any clue what it is lmao

[@mothbones2]

@@JamoeSK bro you dont know gumby??

[@reesearterberry7380]

Agreed

[@JamoeSK]

@@mothbones2 im not American lol

[@SpxcedoutFK]

@@JamoeSK neither am I but I know what it was

[@quinnmitchell127]

58:12 As a Mormon who is currently listening to this pod on BYU campus I can say that the much more popular (and maybe more absurd?) alternative to soaking is getting married after dating for 2 weeks

[@zack-cs]

army couples mormon couples 🤝 getting married too early

[@heptastrike7618]

As a fellow BYU Mormon, man some of us are cringe huh?

[@Skull_Kid.]

@@heptastrike7618 As a member not attending BYU... yeah.

[@lmaonicebud]

yeah you'd think people would just get married fast and sign prenups that way if you need to divorce it's relatively pain-free

[@youngun8950]

Didn't even think about that, but yea, it is basically an alternative.

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

Nick is Batman and Joker. So, technically Two-face as well.

[@agoose5678]

Does that make him three-face then? is that a paradox?

[@jaredawallace]

No one cared who he was until he put on the mask... so he might be Bane too

[@saul-s]

but then he isn't Two-face anymore, cuz there's 3 faces now

[@canoniem]

@@agoose5678 no because he would be 3 people with 2 faces

[@memebig8796]

He would also be the Batman who laughs

[@alexb1110]

seeing gumby’s green, happy, child friendly, expressionless, souless, deadpan, terrifying face yelling at aiden was so fucking funny

[@coneg2714]

Aiden's 0.5 A Press sex joke about soaking is the funniest contribution that topic will ever get

[@blehm_7403]

genuinely

[@markman474]

Can you explain the joke please?

[@lucasorychock8197]

@@markman474 Tj henry yoshi

[@markman474]

@@lucasorychock8197 oh my god, I watched the video (Commentated). It is literally the 0.5 A press of sex. thank you

[@Kbbrianne]

My favourite narrative arc of the podcast so far is Slime making fun of Nick by saying that his old stories used to be "yo, Gregory lay down on the floor - what an absolute mad lad" and then Nick later telling a story about lying down on the floor like an absolute mad lad

[@PorkChopGaming1]

Noticed Ludwig's ridiculous fish slides at like 10 minutes in and could not stop staring

[@MaiZonnies]

Damn it now I can't either

[@travioli9643]

I noticed them frame 1 because I have the very same pair lol

[@RagingJud]

I just looked in the comments praying i wasnt the only one.

[@kaiser5573]

Dude I noticed cause of this comment and spit out lmao

[@peashpeash]

Holy Mackerel you noticed!

[@dcgamer1027]

Im trying to figure out why Nick is generally the most likeable, and I think its because he takes L's the most graciously if that makes sense. Everyone's pretty great though, and the natural flow everyone has is just as good. I enjoy this content in a non-platitude way, good job guys :)

[@muhilan8540]

I like Aimen the most

[@serenitatis2191]

@@muhilan8540 sex god

[@aidanmathewson2709]

As a fellow chussy owner, lud's chussy thoughts always resonate with me. Doctor asks me if it affects my breathing and I'm like idk man I've never not had one

[@DecoyTheHoloBoy]

Facts. I have a chussy as well my fellow deep chest

[@conmoo]

SAME AND IM NOT SURE IF ITS AFFECTING MY LUNGS LOL. The surgery is painful and scary though so I guess I'll never know.

[@tyukiarctic6626]

tf i thought it was like stupid rare how all y’all have it lmfao

[@DecoyTheHoloBoy]

@@tyukiarctic6626 it's not stupid rare but my great grandfather had it so genetics ig

[@xxcoolkid69xx67]

To fill in the chussy ludwig should put ramen in it, sand it smooth, and then paint it skin colored like one of those shitty DIY wall fixes.

[@Purriah]

I wish I didn’t just read “fill the chussy”

[@VixeyTeh]

Naw, we love the chussy.

[@SorenRoberts]

Nah you missed a few steps: you gotta fill it with carrots or nickels/quarters, cover it with rice or some random shit, sand it down, and then paint it skin colored

[@nyxx7813]

Termites don’t eat ramen so it’s probably big brained

[@Zotshot1163]

I’ve lived in Iowa City for 19 years and regularly go to Joe’s Place, hearing it get talked about on the podcast was absolutely surreal, like the simulation had been broken.

[@lorenzovonmatterhorn9287]

Completely fucked me up

[@jonas1015119]

As a side note, Faze will have FAZE as their stock symbol, theyre just getting acquired by a generic SPAC (special acquisition company) that is already on the market which will then change its stocks name. Its easier that way than to try and enter the stock market on their own, theres an entire industry around it.

[@klaytonfeldman3614]

Hooters was founded in the late 80s, so if that dude got his hat signed as soon as they opened, those girls would be about 60 years old MINIMUM. Point is, those girls /probably/ aren't dead

[@theorangeturtle1204]

51:09 I had surgery for pectus excavatum. There are two options. One is putting a metal bar in your chest and the other is breaking your ribs. Both are extremely painful. But I was lucky that at the time they were doing an experiment where they will kill your nerves in your chest for a while so you don’t fell as much pain. It was super useful as it didn’t hurt as bad as it was suppose to be. It usually take around 4 days before people wanted to/ had the energy to walk but it only took 2 days before I started walking again.

[@jacobmorgan1438]

As a native Iowan, Aiden visiting is the most significant thing that’s ever happened there

[@gabbiblack543]

Yep, I gotta agree

[@gaz_bat2389]

Hey yall got slipknot at least

[@chancefreely]

@@gaz_bat2389 After the Coming of Aiden, most other things pale in comparison.

[@ian562ADF52E]

​@gaz_bat2389 I was gonna say haha. Yall have a prolific album named after the state.

[@killersid666]

This Podcast seems like Batman's fever dream intervention

[@lukeari8777]

underrated comment

[@alexisbarber4766]

The way they are dogging aiden for not noticing when people are around him at 30:20 hits different after the Swatting episode where he just proved the guys’ point

[@Claymanation]

I've lived in Utah pretty much my whole life, can confirm Slime's trampoline mormon thing is absolutely 100% correct

[@noahmay7708]

Slipknot is Australian

[@DrSalTree58NG]

The Patreon announcement was one of the best advertisements I've ever seen, halfway through, I was ready to drop that tier 3

[@melancholicarson]

"How can you own not having something|" Slime, man known for owning not having hair

[@MartinDestro]

A side note on the chest hole surgery: There are different levels of chest hole that you can get and the more severe/deeper ones require a surgery or else the person would go on to have severe breathing problems, which could end up causing an earlier death. Most chest hole cases aren't dangerous like that though, so that's why pectus excavatum is known more as a body deformity than anything more dangerous. Lastly, as a fun fact, chest holes aren't as rare as you'd think since roughly 1 in 400 people are born with one.

[@misa-rl6pr]

I see what aimen meant that if he could split himself as 100% hetmen and gaimen, drunk him would be Aimen gamin

[@CalamityCrafts]

Straiman and gaiman if you will

[@edboy8863]

When did he say it?

[@crazytexan711]

you know, after hearing slime talk about compliments i think i finally get why he feels that way about fan interaction. A lot of compliments do kinda be going for attention, especially in DMs

[@noahmay7708]

Like you would know bro

[@WizTheRad]

I think Slime's point on positive messages on the internet was really good. Great job Slime, you truly are the best.

[@KerchowHD]

I first listened to the audio version of this podcast and it was a hoot. Seeing them in worse costumes than I imagined makes this so much better 😂

[@TyeDye4547]

as a person who has had pectus excavatum surgery, you literally arent allowed to use force with your arms for months, its only worth it if your life is threatened by it

[@insecureyeti233]

This is my favorite podcast to listen too when I'm soaking with my boys.

[@kcoon2424]

Aiden went to my current city, my favorite bar, and the caves by my hometown. Him absolutely roasting them is surreal.

[@muneebkhan2150]

I feel that powerbombing aiden would have added a lot for the audio listeners and slime shoulda just blessed them

[@EdgeOmega]

aiden is wearing stolen valor when he puts on the hooters hat

[@VixeyTeh]

Because Slime mentioned "sounding": I was once in a World of Warcraft guild where I kept getting benched for raids even when out performing other healers, eventually I found out it was because many of the guys felt uncomfortable talking and being guys around me(a girl)...I felt sad so I ran a dungeon with another guild and those guys talked about sounding a bear dick (we play druids) and their cousin p!$$ing out of a 2nd story window. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I joined them on the spot, have been with them for over a year and am still with them. I still fondly remember chanting "druid d!ck!" when I joined them. Now everytime someone mentions "sounding", I remember my guild mates and how wonderful it is when the guys do treat me like one of the guys. I guess that's why I love watching Lugwig's intro "BOYSSSS!!! The plan is SiMPLe!!!"

[@umbrellagirl1]

I'm tryna wild shape into a bear and sound becuase of this

[@Jess-mj3vt]

remember be ebenbebb

[@kylewaters2751]

Hey yardagains

[@maltesandkvist1716]

Hey Kyle Waters

[@froncakes9989]

Slime in a priest costume talking about how to exploit sex before marriage is a highlight of this podcast

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Out of this house I used to be a real fan of kneeper but now, my attention has shifted to aiden. MAN I love that guy!

[@nihal74321]

dm him. He loves that shit

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@nihal74321 he sure does

[@ajridgley6614]

What happened to kneeper?

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@ajridgley6614 idk I just stopped liking him as much as I used to

[@jarroddobben]

Kneeper is a different dude that used to live in the house, he's not on this pod. Nick (who I assume you're talking about) goes by envy.

[@oakstrom2174]

The tech-deck finger funeral bit is pure gold. (Edit: Also, The Yard sticker was the closest I've come to joining the Patreon.)

[@mifosmovievault8335]

have you joined yet?

[@cameronharvey4746]

Nick is like the human amalgamation of every friend I had in middle school fused together with a machine. I hate it.

[@TKD_Bones]

Love that the roast Nick bit was just roasting Aiden more lmfao.

[@colemanjones839]

I drive for DoorDash and was doing a delivery last night while listening to this episode on my phone. The delivery said “leave at door” so I walk up to the door with the pod still playing, and go to put the food down. I look over, and see 2 older people on there porch, right during the soaking segment. I waved and said have a good one, hoping they didn’t hear and they just stayed silent.

[@thomascostello5431]

I'm rewatching this and and the soaking conversation is giving me vibes of the end of Age of Ultron when they're discussing who can wield Mjolnir

[@MaybeBrady]

not sure which I enjoy more, slime's ludwig impression or lud's aiden impression

[@Weaug]

"the works" just means with everything as in all the toppings.

[@Charles921]

In the intro I thought Aiden was dressing up as Ludwig for Halloween lmao

[@mediumchicago_pizza]

severely limited ankle mobility is so fucking funny man im crying

[@joellevargas6135]

Seeing Nick's mouth move under the mask killed me every time especially when Slime was like "youll never have abs like that"

[@PrometheusSleeps]

Nick's story reminds me of when I was in Elementary school our bus stop was just a sidewalk right in front of this old guys house. and as children we would all play in his yard when we waited for the bus. He would always yell at us and one day he said if we don't get out his yard he's gettin a shotgun. We never touched a blade of grass again.

[@kieronmcdonald7206]

The patreon ad at 44:20 actually slaps

[@USBYDProductions]

thanks lud, my fetish has always been armless greenmen wearing fishfeet. Now I am complete.

[@Signorellielli]

"How do you own not having something?" "It's kinda like NFTs"

[@d0gtree14]

I’m listen to every yard episode and premium at work so I’m now coming back to actually watch all of them

[@trashboy9652]

"the coast guard is coming" funny story I'm in the coast guard up in northern New York on the border and we had to break up a party. How it went was two army guys got asked by two other guys if they wanted to go back to their island, and they went, the two army guys called 911 because they got uncomfortable because the other two guys started making advances on the army guys. We got called out and brought the two army guys back, it was 3am when we got called out and by the time we got back it was 7am. Love the show just saying our name is great recognition.

[@zaphyy]

I love all the clips you guys choose for the intro, they are so great

[@MediumDon]

Great episode, can't wait to DM Slime a love letter about it

[@lagmnstr]

Nick was right the soup came out before tosh.o it was also based off of talk soup which came out in the early 90s......im older than slime... And my hair flows in the wind

[@chachomatic]

the lint roller chussy had me dying

[@Sethclement96]

Does anyone remember what episode they talked about aidens keybinds in? I can’t find it and I remember dying laughing when I heard what they were

[@cadea8049]

Episode 3 I think

[@gerardnappe1708]

Love how Gumby is talking from his eye

[@112908Daniel]

Your chemistry is what makes the podcast so funny. Keep it up! Love from Colombia 🇨🇴

[@ryanenderes5413]

That incubus joke actually made me laugh harder than it should’ve.

[@very_gouda]

The best comment I saw in regards to soaking went something like, "imagine worshiping a god who you honestly believe is stupid enough to be fooled by this."

[@angelorobledo1536]

That's gold 😂

[@col10]

There's an old guy that shops at the grocery store I work at and he has a Hooter's hat with a bunch of signatures too. Might have to DM Aiden about it

[@Rhxyy]

As someone from Iowa, it makes me happy how often our backwood ass state is mentioned on this podcast. Keep up the good work guys.

[@Watburnt]

The faze bit is so ironic considering the price to there stock

[@SebbyTheOne]

I need the entire "back to soaking" segment as a clip. That shit has me dying LOL

[@kyletaylor8757]

As a Mormon watching the Pod, this was funny as hell.

[@Shepherdize]

there's plenty of resources out there for cult survivors 💗

[@noisyjodie2]

supporting the patreon is literally the bunkbed kick into the soaking experience of discovering what slimes surprise is

[@luciliusfm]

it's so funny when the camera just cuts to gumby

[@nicolasbalderrama3910]

I've used the blue light filter glasses and they basically don't give me a headache for starring at the screen for hour, so I think they do work, and do help.

[@vj7248]

I would test using flux or windows built in blue light filters to compare. These programs can effect the blue light much better than those glasses can

[@celery.0532]

@@vj7248 yeah but my uv glasses dont make shit yellow like flux does

[@vj7248]

@@celery.0532 you can modify flux to whatever range of blue light removal..... But the point is to turn yellow. The whole "Blue Sky" vs "Sunset" situation that the science is based around.

[@lbLevii]

Nick is just the batman who laughs

[@maybeJace]

"Why the fuck did you go to Iowa?" me excited because Aiden coming was the coolest thing that happened there since we beat #4 PSU. Also funny story one day I was walking to class and just saw Woody Harrelson walking down the street, same thing happened with Mila Kunis.

[@dystopia8426]

12:08 you can see ludwig’s nose through the gumby eye

[@morningstarofmanyvoices]

I've watched this episode like 15 times but I JUST noticed how Fire this thumbnail is 😂

[@colletiquette]

Lud's slipper game went insanely hard this ep

[@masumunefrog]

Macoqoua caves are super cool. went there a lot for geology classes. it's beautiful.

[@santos98]

"Some shit I can say, some shit I can't say". Leaks the convo

[@zwampel4269]

the plug is edited so cleanly it's awesome!

[@KeatenRussell]

Lud lifting his feet to reveal a fish really fucked me up.

[@njoah]

I can kinda vouch for the trampoline thing. The only Mormons I knew had a trampoline.

[@ManuelRodriguez-bs6qk]

Slime: how do you own not having something… Also Slime: 👨‍🦲

[@josh8106]

Ludwig talking about Faze clan was a missed opportunity to sing the "news time" song

[@mrsandwich_8581]

The Halloween part about slime farts make me start laughing so hard during lunch I was almost crying

[@Jaspev]

That Patreon announcement segment at 44:20 probably looked so good before KZbin compression lol

[@nillabeany]

Fun Web Soup Fact: Web Soup premiered on June 7th, 2009 which is 3 days after Tosh.0 premiered. But, The Soup premiered July 1, 2004.

[@cincinnatus86]

Ludwig was definitely wrong about blue light. Doesn’t help eye strain, but it still helps sleep.

[@lem1n574]

i just broke my hand punching a cinder block wall after a hockey game, and i feel like the yard knows me

[@CashCarried]

halloween 2022 locked in

[@dexterous4138]

My strategy is wait until the podcast is completely over then buy the Patreon and have content to watch

[@captainskipper5082]

Sounding: the act of measuring the depth of a body of water Images: not that Goatse: similar to sounding but also opposite

[@bigman-cu5py]

The only mormons I've ever known have a giant trampoline in their backyard and the bottom is dug out so it's flushed with the ground

[@GidDoh]

the yard should get a customized beep *redacted* sound for when people curse ^^

[@jakeman52]

Lmao Lud with the Fish Crocs. Hell yeah

[@MTGJoeD]

Those fish flip flops are freaking me out

[@zombieman20000]

Slime dressed as a priest just looks like Rasputin from Hellboy(2004), he's just missing the shades

[@jakehoffman2181]

The Iowa slander is accurate, someone save me from this hell.

[@livispuzzled]

ludwig being gumby shouldn’t have been that funny

[@kittyjuicer]

Not trying to be too positive in the comments here but I really look forward to the podcast every week and this episode was particularly hilarious. Keep up the great work guys

[@JiggieSmalls]

I’m on a car ride with my Mormon family listening to this youth with earbuds on trying not to die laughing and have them find out to what I’m listening to is so hard

[@ryansabo1906]

This podcast comes out as soon as I gotta wait 2 hours for class, perfect timing

[@Matthill121]

gumbwig yelling fuck you on repeat is fantastic

[@Akina_TTV]

"dont touch my gummies the package is sealed"

[@jerriath6214]

Damn they’re bringing out the big guns with that patreon shoutout