Top 10 Worst/Useless Pokémon in Real Life (Feat. AlmightyMandals)

[@TheAuraGuardian]

Guys, I think I know where Honedge went m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZyYhZhmnditjdk

[@Joshy44P]

TheAuraGuardian PLEASE REPLY I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@pozytywnawibracja17]

Hi there when you gonna do next More Moves Pokémon SHOULD/SHOULDN'T Learn last one was 10 months ago

[@theyhategwa]

TheAuraGuardian hello!

[@theyhategwa]

Cheese Almighty I also want a skitty

[@luckycatyoga]

TheAuraGuardian hai

[@isaiasjunior3535]

01- Xerneas uses Geomancy 02- Trainer holds Honedge 03- Honedge keep draining it's trainer's life 04- Xerneas Revive the trainer 05- Repeat ALL over and over until create a SuperManHonedge with Infinite Life Energy

[@Kitty-hx2pr]

Isaias Junior 06- Attach to generator for infinite power

Isaías Junior -kbffcxcxff

[@cobaliufloof4198]

Then the Honedge turns into Darth Sidious. UNLIMITED POWAHHH!!!!

[@castoru3398]

9999999^&$%&(56796796790567969999999999- The universe has ended but the trainer and the Honedge still survived. 999999999^^^^^%$R^%#$TR%^$rrrt$%&$&$%9848888888888899999999999999- ^&%^*#$^AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa(&*^&AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@melissaardon2294]

Honedge stat Combined 19:$&/‘cnnwkcjensj. Bslskwiskwksjxjwtakekadodiejsjdtakekfksieksowjsjxkwksjdjak Jenna sus and chain. Danish be udh! sjdjsjfnfjdjfjfjejtnfnjfjjdjfnsjcjrnsjfjrjdjdjfjsjfif

[@adamliddle2060]

if igglybuff never stops bouncing you could use it to create a perpetual motion machine and get unlimited energy, likely making you the richest person in the world. sounds useful to me

[@adamliddle2060]

as long as you can keep it alive anyway

[@hammieli1875]

elchewbaccabra Checkmate

[@adamliddle2060]

at the very least you could use it to fucking wreck someones house

[@a.r.d.project4986]

and so does every electric type

[@marshoul2717]

Why not use Spoink as an energy source :^)

[@jbkesselman]

2:28 WHAT?!?? Rocks don’t exist in the real world? This changes everything!!!

[@ethanliang1836]

哈哈哈

[@Lol-no4sl]

Xd

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Possibly moon rock Heee

[@ActualTrash8]

A rock covered in moss for a moss stone A wet rock or a rock full of water for water stone Fire stone is just a water stone but lava instead Thunder stone a electric charged stone

[@strangerluvrr]

Just freeze a rock or a big chunk of icefor glaceon, grab a rock covered in moss for leafeon, get a rock and soak it for vaporeon, put a rock on extreme heat for flareon, and just befriend your eevee for umbreon, sylveon, and espeon. idk what to do for jolteon tho

[@Kingman524]

Hey y’all know what stone evolves eevee into a ghost type? A brick

[@supremememe_2236]

Lol

[@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674]

R/CursedComments

[@supremememe_2236]

@@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 what is sketeer implying

[@bigman6756]

God dammit

[@childmuncher4202]

@Alexander Christopher no

[@lightfurya2087]

Actually you can evolve Eevee into espeon and umbreon, through friendship

[@TheSuperStoopidStudios]

Sea Emperess and sylveon

[@antohero3302]

Espeon would be the most owned because who goes in the middle of the night

[@papapapa2856]

Also glaceon and leafeon. You'd just need a moss / ice covered rock

[@kristaryndubery8246]

@@papapapa2856 I NEED A LEAFEON NOW

[@carloscolon606]

Thats sylveon

[@aghitsaplane4262]

Honedge:*exists* People with robotic arms: PERFECT!

[@helpme2930]

∞ iq

[@nightstargalaxy7347]

“eevee can’t evolve so it’s useless” dogs can’t evolve either and i don’t see you complaining buddy

[@elilackey7341]

Eevee's design is based on a fox

[@Somethingwithoutatrace]

Eli Lackey Eevee is a dog, don’t attempt to deny it

[@starcoloredink5844]

Eevee is not a dog. or a fox. nor a cat. Eevee is an Eevee. It's not based on a specific animal, rather, it is based on many at once, Eevee is a combination of animals. Atleastithinkso. I could be wrong, i dunno.

[@elilackey7341]

@@Somethingwithoutatrace it is based on a dog ddum

[@torak_34]

it clearly looks more fox like than a dog smh

[@jasond.b-w]

Being a recently disabled veteran and also a pretty new player, I've been thinking a lot about how useful having a pokemon team irl would be from a practical/service animal point of view. Having a Rotom to possess my wheelchair would be awesome, because I only have use of one hand and it's always on the joystick, so if I need to do literally anything else at all (take a phone call, look up directions, I start blacking out/forgetting where I am/having a stress seizure,etc.) Rotom can keep driving me forward or just steer me home-plus he can lift me over steps. Anything with Sunny Day to chase thunderstorms, rain, and snow away would save me a lot of crisis incidents and rain-checked appointments. Abra to teleport me straight home if I start having a problem so I don't hurt anyone or get EMS called. Machamp/Incineroar/anything tall with hands can reach things for me, Anything with a sleep move and Dream Eater would fix my sleep phobia and insomnia, Meowth could give me all the money the VA is stiffing me and I could afford everything I need, psychic types could probably do something for my cognitive problems, I'm sure there's something out there that can eat my trash when I can't take it out and wouldn't smell too bad, etc. Plus I know there's at least a few that can/haved killed their trainers, and I'll never be able to afford to travel for euthanasia, so honestly...I'll take. (*Plenty would also be totally useless, lol. I throw up and faint enough from my PTSD+CPTSD without a Muk mucking things up even more, thanks)

[@inutility580]

hey man you ok back there?

[@Planetmango48]

Oh...

[@vannamills1]

"Stones And Rocks Dont Exist."

[@oksanaverbytska3629]

The messed up ಥ>ಥ

[@supremememe_2236]

Lol

[@SuperKarolinaB]

Wow

[@penggao7034]

Savannah Miller my nickname is rock.... so I don’t exist

[@foxfox3674]

Oof

[@greyr-animeonpiano9422]

2:27 apparently rocks dont exist in the real world so... I'm just gonna go outside and sit on the sky

[@seaside3485]

XD

[@maddscraft5459]

@Triggered Well you obviously ARE triggered. This comment was a joke. Edit: Also, he was making fun of how he worded it. It sounded like he said that rocks in general don't exist irl, which they do. Obviously.

[@YaredKokeb]

r u dumb? those are pokemon rocks, not real life rocks.

[@monkeyseatsbananas3695]

your'e aself dumb ice rocks are real mossy rocks are for sure real so uhm just go away.

[@BuddyBoyContentArchive]

XD

[@SK-Nyx]

You're right, cold and mossy rocks DEFINITELY don't exist in the REAL WORLD

[@shmeeplopshmeeplop2730]

*conspiracy theory intensifies* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT, SUPERKRAT

[@baldkiwi444]

@Ember Ruby2520 omg ikr

[@megolito961]

@tiki taka ph yes there is! hahaha being a nerd is so lame, they always turn out to be your future boss/millionaire/nobel prize winners ect... that is pretty un-cool if you asked me.... lameeeeeeee they would be much cooler if they just like grew and smoked weed in there parents house untill age 28 untill they finally get a job cooking somewhere and can afford to finally move into a rental that their parents paid to furnish. NOW THAT IS COOL!!

[@penggao7034]

Ember Ruby2520 and umbreon

[@YellowKing563]

"rocks don't exist in the real world"

[@c5h87]

How i love trowing a i r to magikarps

[@tammorumer6869]

Hi

[@deadaccount8054]

Stolen unfunny false comment.

[@turtlesarecool1383]

@@deadaccount8054 shut no one cares

[@DeeJaKinnZ420]

@@deadaccount8054 shut up kid

[@mariomon1177]

Couldn’t eevee evolve into leafeon because our world has rocks with moss on them

[@halfway7690]

Evolution here and there is very different!

[@mariomon1177]

TheGameTheorists have done a video where they solved the mystery of Pokémon evolution and explains that it is possible for eevee to evolve into any of its eeveelutions

[@mariomon1177]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5-ViYmHab2Lhrs

[@halfway7690]

@@mariomon1177 yeah but leafstones don't exist? Like not the exact thing you know? So we'll get an incomplete one..... Or...... We can put it against lions and stuff that works right?

[@mariomon1177]

Lily Chan you don’t use leaf stones to get a leafeon

[@morganeverley7360]

Though many may believe Eevee's use is only for evolving, honestly it would still be a good companion in the real world. It would kinda be like a dog with Pokemon abilities. Eevee's my personal favorite but even if it wasn't, Id still stick to my point. I respect your opinions

[@beta511ee4]

Omega Fathom Eevee could possibly be useful in certain genetic experiments.

[@manmoy4104]

Omega Fathom Eevee is a fox cat thingy not a dog

[@raptorcharly8055]

Hurayrah B. Also goes for Umbreon and Espeon with friendship.

[@Yoseqlo1]

+Raptor Charly Yeah, but there is reasons to believe the Sun and the Moon have something to do with it, but not our Sun and Moon.

[@Yoseqlo1]

I think an eevee will finds its way to evolution, as it seems to react to a lot of different stimulus, maybe it will have an evolution adapted to real life: Realisteon.

[@DrDoritosRMLG]

1:03 *Mega stones dont exist* Me: *_Gets shoe box full of marbles_*

[@wadeconroy3467]

Great idea! Of course we haven't been able to make animals mega evolve because we use the rocks that are mega stones as marbles! You sir are a genius!

[@joshuawenninger6439]

@@wadeconroy3467 Oooh time to feed my dog a marble and see what happens! Kappa

[@wadeconroy3467]

@@joshuawenninger6439 they aren't supposed to eat it! Make a bracelet with it, put it on your dog and mega evolve it! Also, do you have a keystone? You can't mega evolve your dog without a keystone!

[@joshuawenninger6439]

@@wadeconroy3467 Hmm the keystone looks like another marble placed into a wearable object.

[@wadeconroy3467]

@@joshuawenninger6439 have you even played gen 6?

[@bubbykins4864]

You: "the Location Rocks don't exist!" High mountains and the polar regions: Hold our glaciers. Plants being placed on top of rocks: YOU MUST STIMULATE EVIL! Ice cubes and self-made fossil casts of plants: *Wily boss theme from the original Mega Man* EDIT: Just rub the Jigglypuff on the Moon. Also, Earth is literally made of rocks.

[@Overtime_OChristisKing7]

AuraGuardian:They say you can’t live with darkrai Me:You can if you don’t sleep

[@TheSuperStoopidStudios]

......

[@Aloomph]

Or jigglypuff/igglybuff

[@plumdaily710]

Anyone that goes to school wouldn’t have a problem with darkrai

[@rileypolaris6519]

one of the few times insomnia comes in handy

[@skoodlesissucharandomnameidk]

And u can't live without sleeping😊

[@stormerbuzz352]

The Magnamite line deserves to be on the list more than Wishiwashi. It's a huge ass electromagnet! if that gets near most of your tech, it's fucked.

[@ecpsuper2010]

I think Lugia or Tyranitar should have also been on the list. Lugia just flapping it's wings causes a 40 day rain storm and Tyranitar is know to destroy mountains just to make a nest.

[@GiordanDiodato]

or how about Machamp, which apparently can move mountains with just one arm.

[@learnenglishbybangla]

actually having a lugia is sick cause lugia is loyal u just throw a master ball to catch it and all u have to do is throw ur lugia out and tell it to flap its wings at ur enemy and hes probably on mars after getting blowed by lugia

[@DevyBlob]

Khaza Academy Master Balls don’t exist in the real world

[@learnenglishbybangla]

DEVersity ;-;

[@largenaq2935]

I mean pokeballs don't either, so I'm assuming we just have this pokemon.

[@MonikaLover]

Eevee cant evolve Sylveon: Am i joke to you?

[@Purplex08]

if you can get it to learn baby doll eyes that is, which wouldnt be possible since you cant level up pokemon in the real world... so unless you got given a level 100 eevee with baby doll eyes, sylveon is also a no go

[@mr.preston1632]

Eeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeelutions

[@LagZalotYT]

@@Purplex08 well, no, if you have an eevee already knowing baby doll eyes then battle with it it should technically gain experience, on shield my eevee evolved at level 26, so it is probs possible, but you have a good point

[@Purplex08]

@@LagZalotYT wow didnt think anyone would respond anymore, but my logic is the same as the video, you have the only pokemon in the world and if you have the only pokemon in the world, how would you get exp? wild pokemon dont exist and trainers definitely dont, that's what i thought anyway.

[@LagZalotYT]

@@Purplex08 but exp stands for experience, so battling with, let’s say a sibling, your Pokemon would get experience, and maybe wild pokemon would exist, but be like wild animals in a way

[@stewhv94]

Who the hell are you to tell me I'll never be the Queen of England?! Challenge fucking accepted!!!

[@ShinyCramorant]

Stew Hvidston the queen wouldn't have 7 subs

[@stewhv94]

I have 7 subs!? How? I don't upload anything lol I must be more popular than I thought. That crown is as good as mine!

[@lijagaming4830]

+Stew Hvidston now u have 8 subs

[@marchaasa.k.a.tyrannexthed2425]

Stew Hvidston I've got you beat. 42 subscribers and not a single video uploaded.

[@ShinyCramorant]

Stew Hvidston i had 61 subs before i uploaded

[@Sleeper800]

No Dragalge? According to its dex entry in Pokémon X, it spits its poison indiscriminately at anything that enters its territory. Doesn't sound like a Pokémon that you'd want around. Oh yeah, and their poison is strong enough to eat through the hulls of metal tankers...

[@goldenlotus3598]

Seriously wtf is the world of Pokemon

[@JaelinBezel]

I have a Bewear in Pokémon Moon. When I caught it, I thought it was so cute so I named him Mr. Cuddles. Then he evolved and I read his dex entry. O_O;

[@Malo-8824]

Cody Hines bewear can evolve?i thought that he was the final evolution,can’t wait to see the 3rd evolution in his line.

[@egr_studios]

Malo Studios .... no... Beware does not evolve

[@egr_studios]

Cody Hines u r a fool.

[@AshenDust_]

Eevee may be useless but it’s SO FREAKING ADORABLE. And dogs and cats don’t evolve into a stronger form, how would it be different then that

[@halfway7690]

But.... You're only getting ONE Eevee! Plus since our universes are different respectfully. So it won't be able to evolve AT ALL. Unless you're immortal and you have 2 very different Eevees and after years and years.

[@Leaf_Honey]

@@halfway7690 Wait, wouldn't it be able to evolve into Sylveon though?

[@halfway7690]

@@Leaf_Honey by friendship?

[@Leaf_Honey]

@@halfway7690 I would presume so

[@harshrajsharma5050]

Me:I don't want to evolve my eevee, it's so cute without evolving. Aura guardian: Evolution stones don't exist in real world, so you won't like to have an eevee in real world

[@mouthshovel]

Most people: I want an eevee in the real world Him: Well you shouldn't

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Magicarp isnt useless in real life...... They are good for food.

[@obnoxiouslisper1548]

True

[@bmore7823]

Actually, in the anime, it was said that magikarp is made up of mostly scales and bones and wouldn’t make much of a meal.

[@chinkwangtan6731]

Yes because it is use for eating

[@ClairvoyantDreams358]

UmbreonTwinkle you'll break your teeth eating it,that's what happened to James when he tried biting it.

[@R_candy]

UmbreonTwinkle you cant eat it its seen in the anime

[@bessieburnet9816]

The bad thing for that planet regarding Gardevoir isn't the Black Holes. It's the fanboys! Imagine owning a Gardevoir and having many Pokémon fanboys drop at you feet begging to spend some fun time with your Pokémon. Shuderring down my spine.

[@solidzack5171]

And the they find out its a male one

[@MxPokirby]

+Elizabeth Brawn If you think people who react a certain way to something fictional would react the same way to it in reality, you might have a problem.

[@MxPokirby]

+Zakaria Bettahar That's not a problem for everyone.

[@solidzack5171]

Y so triggered?

[@bessieburnet9816]

Mr. Pokirby Ok, ok. 1) Wow, *I'M* the one with a problem? Really?! I'm perfectly sane compared to the fanboys who make inapropriate art of Gardevoir and trainer doing the thing 2) It's a joke. Not meant to be taken seriously. Can't you take a joke?!

[@oravlaful]

"real life sun and moon was created by.... jesus, and last time i checked jesus wasn't a great fan of evolution" OMG I CANT BREATH

[@GaiaWolz]

Alvs Notes that was a hilarious joke haha i laughed about it to😂😂😂

[@Cottonmouth255]

As an atheist and passionate believer in science, I laughed so hard at this.

[@Small_Hat_Crew]

Cottonmouth255 you don't "believe" in science, it's a fact that you simply accept or ignorantly reject

[@weatherreport443]

wtf dude

[@PlumbumJelly]

+Alvs Notes Yeah, I noticed that too XD

[@opdragon8069]

I would want a alakazam just because of the fact that they can make anything served on their spoons taste good.

[@Dawg347]

Yeah but you gotta make it trust you a lot and if it figures out you’re only caring for it to get the spoon it probably wouldn’t like you that much.

[@WaifuMiku]

"You need a mega stone and unfortunately those don't exist in real life." But mega stones are literally marbles... I didn't expect so many likes xd

[@abeaver3691]

ifamoustemper I'm sorry, you need Pokémon to have Pokémon and, unfortunately, those don't exist. End of video

[@WaifuMiku]

Sil the Redorbshipping Kyurem I'll get you some new marbles.

[@WaifuMiku]

Haku infinite They look like marbles, end of conversation.

[@WaifuMiku]

Haku infinite They look like marbles, I could careless if they were magical to begin with. Take a joke and stop taking everything so literal. :/

[@garvinesprit7938]

But they're just marbles you put in a bracelet

[@abby1kat362]

LMAO the Igglybuff one had me dying.

[@spookycool237]

Hazel Glader same

[@stealinghearts6760]

..how are you making this comment if you are dead?

[@rsnake1842]

primape just slayed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MitsukiAkemi]

I laughed so hard with Macargo

[@harbingerserenade9569]

Hazel Glader XD

[@bendesch98]

"Let's make a vid about pokemon in real life" "We won't include megas because mega stones don't exist in real life" What...?

[@a.r.d.project4986]

BenDesch megas are only useful in battle. Mega salamence would be a mistake, just like mega gyarados

[@ChauNyan]

BenDesch Why use game logic? Wouldn't I be able to tap the little mega stone on my wrist and it automatically activate and deactivate because Mega Rings and stones are link with trainer Pokémon bonds.

[@aileenmariepoblete2561]

BenDesch its true mega stones dont exist in real life they were talking about if you could bring a pokemon in real life nothing else

[@erroliima1]

Tell me this. Is there a stone or gem in real life that can make an animal more powerful than it is? Like a stone which can make a cat into a tiger? No? I thought so.

[@hadouradiance3566]

Errol D'Souza is there a genetically modified monster god that is stronger than God? No? Thought so.

[@HelioSuki]

Pokemon tutors aren't magical beings they're just people who teach pokemon new cool tricks lol

[@ryzoroaklr9274]

True XD

[@r.j.penfold]

So basically that one dude who went to school to learn how to school dogs

[@shacks3317]

i dont trust those guys he cant teach my eevee how to roll over

[@kaedonx0673]

*teaches a monster how to shoot a laser beam through its mouth*

[@ShofarOlaguez]

Eevee in the real world be able to evolve trough friendship

[@Shyguide]

Shofar Olaguez eevee would also be a great pet on it's own as well

[@Kemuja]

Why would someone make an Eevee a death machine anyway?

[@tuguldurbat-erdene9708]

Furry-eon team rocket and other baddies 🤓🤓😠😠😠

[@loganp648]

Nope that's arceus friendship that's not real

[@MrMeow-vg9cb]

That’s what I was gonna text, until you beat me to it

[@GoroAkechi_Real]

Warning: This Pokéball contains Magcargo. DO NOT OPEN.

[@melissaardon2294]

XD

[@helllord29]

Magcargo I choose yo- oops

[@doggosho3044]

*opens it**

[@Tr6piex]

Oops the earth just became the sun

[@corevortex6198]

Tropix Gaming guess ill dye 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@derek3750]

Eevee can be a sylveon! They would be great pets! Eevee's cute and fluffy!

[@halfway7690]

Yeah buy evoloution takes thousands of years and ours and Pokemon universe is VERY different respectfully. So yeah (plus you're only getting ONE Eevee so no eggs for you! If they even exist. So no evoloution for offsprings!)

[@derek3750]

@@halfway7690 actually, I think you mean TRILLIONS of years. The fact that the world hasn't been around for over one trillion years means not a single cell would have time to evolve, meaning the evolution theory is false.

[@halfway7690]

@@derek3750 I'm confused? kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5-ViYmHab2Lhrs

[@tyrantworks9604]

Tiger PinkLily Better read pikachu’s electric tales.

[@halfway7690]

@@tyrantworks9604 wat?

[@lusq600]

4:49 Captions said, *"What would be the harm of having a Pokemon as adorable as an ugly buff"*

[@Chad-rq9tt]

Igglybuff could still be used for infinite clean energy, How about THAT!

[@aetherheart1954]

What about sylveon! Sylveon evolves from FRIENDSHIP

[@VinVaris]

Sara Luves Pups affection

[@tanny17441]

Sara Luves Pups friendship doesn't exist in the real world

[@Realperson16]

Sara Luves Pups plus, you need a fairy type move

[@ianfurry0073]

Tanny I HAVE FREINDS IM NOT ALONE

[@Kurosai.]

Matthew Johnston IT ALWAYS HAS BABY DOLL EYES

[@Umayrica]

Imagine if the Pokédex was canon in the Pokemon world. Muk's Stink can cause fainting on it's own

[@pikajade]

MUK IS OP PLS NERF

[@mitchellstokes450]

Magcargo would boil you alive

[@keirasalley6851]

dreadwolf gaming magcargo would burn the world

[@duddude321]

Muk and Guzzlord are useful though. Waste disposal, yo.

[@skyblocker9949]

it smells as bad as the waste tho

[@frostyfire4140]

@@skyblocker9949 even worse

[@inutility580]

yeah you could use muk... if you don't DISSOLVE before that

[@Grandflea02]

Good luck getting guzzlord to eat waste without accidentally getting eaten yourself, or having your house eaten instead

[@jessedelacruz6591]

If Muk eats waist its super useful. It can eat all the dump and trash in the world honestly.

[@Marixchatt]

Yeah but if then it will multiply so much.

[@spicybeantofu]

Problem is their stink and body are so poisonous they kill plant life. :\ though if it could live on like an island with garpage and get large....

[@coralmaynard4876]

They can live in water, so stick it in a poisoned body of water and feed it there.

[@emeraldxrun7189]

It would just turn into an Alolan form.

[@RhythmGrizz]

just because eevee "couldn't evolve" if it were a real animal doesn't make it bad or useless. It would be a great, beloved pet. What other use than that does it need to be vindicated?

[@arvinroidoatienza7082]

RhythmGrizz ikr. People only catch Eevee just to evolve into another Pokémon. I happen to be not one of those

[@rosebud6116]

Yeah

[@patricklidstone5659]

2147: a ballistic igglybuff has rocketed itself into orbit and collided with the international space station.

[@Melladebt]

Patrick LIdstone hahahahaha I can't stop giggling at the image.

[@harbingerserenade9569]

Patrick LIdstone XDDDDDDDDD

[@jelenamertens88]

"Moonstones dont exist" Facts negative 100

[@JMeisterV]

How would you get a rock from the moon

[@catman-du8927]

@@JMeisterV Officially we already have some on Earth though in the US it is illegal for private citizens to own them (the ones NASA got, if it's a meteorite then it's fine but I don't know how many lunar meteorites there are). Though of course there must be a black market.

[@GenericUsername226]

I would still like an eevee as a pet, even if it can't evolve. They are just so freaking cute.

[@lordsausage418]

i would liek a mudkipz as a pet. Yes, i liek mudkipz :D

[@AnnaGlin]

can't evolve a cat either ;)

[@evilclown019]

It’d evolve, just not into a stone evolution, in all likelyhood you’d end up with an umbreon if you let it share your bed, cuz how is snuggling your pet not the height of friendship.

[@johnbaxter7409]

I STILL WANT AN EEVEE ILL LOVE IT FOREVER

[@Samantha_MV]

then it will turn into a sylveon.

[@TheAuraGuardian]

Addressing something some people seem to be confused about: This list is if we had one SINGLE Pokémon in real life. In reality obviously Pokémon don't exist, and neither do the items like Mega Stones. If we were to make this list about worst/useless Pokémon in general, it wouldn't be as interesting and "Real Life" wouldn't be in the title of the video. We wanted to make our lists where we magically had a single Pokémon in reality and how bad/useless they would be (or how good/useful for Mandals' collab). I hope that clears some things up. Also, Pokémon Moon Stones don't exist in the real world because again, Arceus didn't create our moon. 🤣

[@swaggamer6047]

TheAuraGuardian First reply!!!!

[@kirboderbo3988]

but wouldn't muk be able to eat garbage reducing landfills?

[@joroladrido8095]

TheAuraGuardian THE ITEMS DO EXIST they just dont work :P

[@deadbeast5360]

TheAuraGuardian I would like to have darkrai cause it would destroy my enemies dreams and make them scared of the dark

[@gamingwithdiego3334]

TheAuraGuardian dont take this the wrong way but at 13:06 gardevoir is my fav pokemon

[@mounty548]

Lugia: Gets out of Ball also Lugia: swings his wings World:💣

[@davidvasquez08]

Dra Matic I don’t that’s a bad idea

[@skoodlesissucharandomnameidk]

People won't allow a bird to spread its wings😞

[@aryanbiswas5590]

MUK=WASTE REMOVAL muk saves the planet

[@halfway7690]

Yeah it poisons things! Cool! For things that drink water! Which is about everything

[@loganrcooke]

CreeprrYT :D that’s why there xearneas

[@kieranSI]

*you also have ultra moon/sun?*

[@arthurwebb8634]

Muk also kills planet

[@HedgeHominoid]

I think I gotta disagree with eevee Eevee would make a perfect pet on its own, it doesn't need to evolve! Regardless Espeon, Umbreon, and Sylveon evolve with friendship/love! Not some magic stone. Should be plenty possible irl I don't see why earth's night/day would make a difference. Is it specified that the poke'moon's light is somehow special?

[@GiordanDiodato]

we already kinda have Eevee irl. It's called a Fennec Fox.

[@majormana1]

Plus icey and mossey rocks exists in real world.

[@UmbraMG]

isn't a fennec fox a vulpix or the 6th gen fire starter?

[@tritonschuck4061]

honestly you could get 5 of the 8 eeveelutions!

[@avrilwilliamson3601]

Giordan Diodato Fennekin is a fennec fox it literally has the word fennec in its name

[@skynut_6988]

Step 1: build shine (preferably in master sword area style) Step 2: get honedge Step 3: plant honedge in aforementioned shrine Step 4: wait until edgy kid who thinks he is some sort of protagonist shows up Step 5: honedge does it’s thing Step 6: one less edgelord. Mission accomplished. Repeat process from step 2

[@cheesey9784]

Well then ... that’s really realistic

[@Adam-nw8um]

What if eevee in real life functioned as sort of a puppy that never grew up. Then when the owner is ready for the next step, they take get a wild/abandoned eeveeloution as their step into adulthood. That way they still have the eevee, it has a friend, and they become a better owner/person.

[@pogchamp607]

14:03 who noticed that muk was dead?

[@deoxysandmew2162]

And igglybuff is taped to the wall. LMAO XD

[@JollyRodger2667]

DeoxysAndMew 2 and mcargo is just do not open and LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE IGGLYBUFF ON THE WALL LOL

[@deoxysandmew2162]

Yeah. LOL I mainly laughed at the "DO NOT OPEN" on the pokeball thing, HAHA! Then Adam here pointed out the Muk, so I examined the screen a bit more, realizing that Igglybuff was taped as well. XD

[@JollyRodger2667]

DeoxysAndMew 2 u know wut id get? Gardivor can get rid of black holes tho she only uses for attacks sooooooo free sex baby WHOOOOOOHOOOO

[@derpydakat4597]

AdamTube HD Meh

[@guishark09]

"We won't be covering mega evolutions because to mega evolve a pokémon you need a mega stone and they don't exist in real life" Yeah, because I walk down the street and see a fucking Igglybuff walking around in a top hat and a trench coat.

[@ShaqMaxx1]

Gui Shark exactly lol

[@JumpinJew]

RT^

[@generallegath974]

+Gummy I agree wholeheartedly. It's actually kind of stupid.

[@namingisdifficult408]

Gummy true

[@MarcosEnsoul]

Well to be fair, the topic, and what most people want only, is to have a Pokemon in real life. Just the Pokemon. Not items, not stones, not medicine, simply, if you had a Pokemon and that's it. So if you could make solely the one Pokemon real, this list shows 10 you wouldn't want ever.

[@portableadventurer1726]

3 things: -Honedge won't succ your life energy, if you're "worthy" (yes, it is a thing) -Muk is poisonous, but that poisonousness can be maintained with proper diet. -Eevee can evolve IRL by Happiness and Loyalty, than it becomes Sylveon

[@iruama1405]

You mean umbreon and espeon

[@ethanliang1836]

that silent boy sylveon can also exist

[@iruama1405]

@@ethanliang1836 i just realised

[@bubbykins4864]

Also, he claimed that Earth does not have rocks, yet acknowledges that mountains exist.

[@heyitsopti]

What about Sylveon? You can Evolve your Eevee by loving it with all your heart and for a while then it would evolve.

[@halfway7690]

Evolution here and there are very different!

[@karlac3053]

@@halfway7690 except you are taking from fiction and putting into the real world........

[@halfway7690]

@@karlac3053 that is the entire point. Personally I think that the stones here and there are very different. Or (Insert link, I shall do this in edit) that but still it's different. Loving a Pokemon with your heart may just evolve it since, love isn't any different I'm sure.kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5-ViYmHab2Lhrs

[@Jordan67145]

It would need to know a fairy type move though to evolve into Sylveon

[@lxxdccvii3740]

Same with leafeon and glaceon just find a mossy/ icy rock

[@Aprill264]

Maybe the droppings of guzzlord are the mountains that he ate.

[@silent_anu]

That doesn't sound very comfortable to poop out.

[@the.fairyonearth]

Both the this comment and it's replies made me laugh way too hard.

[@rayquazanova4146]

xD

[@leahpan8785]

1 2 3

[@giorgosmaragkoudakis9402]

Guzzlord doesn't leave droppings.....none are found so it's possible it's stomach is a wormhole..

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I dunno, there are some other uses of Gardevoir... If you're into that.

[@InfernoPower]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@quaza2001]

Get the f out of this world

[@firefoxyt6600]

you have 34 likes lol

[@marcelwalter7089]

That would be pokemon abusement and thats a big crime, and you would live in jail in the rest of your life. So dont even try doing that

[@MustardMouse8288]

Shweet

[@iskandordracos2248]

Gnoggin made a video about gardivoir's Dex entry, and I find his logic reasonable, long story short gardivoir would be able to control said black hole, if you can create it there isn't much of a stretch to say gardivoir could disperse it at will, and small could just be the size to collapse on itself nearly immediately just coasing damage to whoever harmed the trainer...

[@davidvasquez08]

Iskandor Dracos I’m wondering if Gallade is a good choice then or is it on the same boat as Gardevoir

[@SuperRetro64]

I’m just gonna go off of a limb and say if Pokémon were real, then their evolution stones, mega stones, and Z-Crystals would be real too, it wouldn’t make sense for them to suddenly not exist.

[@violetq138]

Exactly! I was going to make the same comment then saw yours.

[@XxTheCupidKidxX]

They specifically point out that you’re the only one getting one thing from the Pokémon universe, not that all Pokémon exist, like when they say that you’re getting the ONLY wishiwashi.

[@princesspeach1175]

DigitalSlicer Or they're way of evolving will change as a result.

[@maple...]

i imagined it as like a genie was granting you a wish, so if you wished for an igglybuff you would only get that igglybuff, with no moonstone

[@wevesatdown8175]

Yeah, I think if the pokemon universe and ours fuse, then everything from the two universes would collide.

[@PuckisWasTaken]

wishiwashi can learn water gun....... unlimtied clean water

[@DylansLapplandSimping]

DavidGX-Gaming 😂😂😂

[@XxTheCupidKidxX]

Water from a Pokémon is incredibly bitter.

[@locklick_6515]

Ether business is gonna be nuts

[@Simon-xl1yz]

The water from a pokemon would still be great for cleaning and for factories etc. Imagine feeding a lot of wishiwashis with rare candies so it multiplies. When you have hundreds or thousands of them. You could truly make bank.

[@R_candy]

Crobaterang heck yeh

[@colecomfort4454]

What if an yveltal grabbed the hilt of a honedge

[@homiehaxorus5204]

Kingoftheuniverse 800 Yveltal doesn't have ha-... nevermind...

[@tucannYT]

Or even more interesting, how about Xerneas?

[@homiehaxorus5204]

Smalls Haha

[@castoru3398]

Would that cause a paradox?

[@crockoclock7771]

Woah

[@dyjhjfrtt6607]

If igglybuff comes from the moon, it can breathe in space.

[@andyhoang9639]

thats more of a clafa think

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

Jiggly is from the mood, clafa are from an asteroid

[@chuggington3868]

When the video ends at 13:54 , Muk died because it was holding honedge

[@bigpapagorge9667]

don't ' I

[@deoxysandmew2162]

And igglybuff is taped to the background. XD

[@GiordanDiodato]

and apparently you don't want to open up Magcargo's Pokeball.

[@iandanielo]

I WANT AN EEVEE IRL. Even if it doesn't evolve, I still love Eevee the way it is. Edit: WOW, I didn't expect to have 200 likes. Thanks I guess.

[@thezerfer9860]

iandanielo same

[@icyglaceon4435]

same

[@NeoGraena]

iandanielo i want a poochyena

[@exotic_pixxelsyt7123]

iandanielo eevee is gay

[@CheezandCrakas]

johnnyjr the king no u

[@healholisticrecoveryservic574]

Pokemon are not tools so eevee is amazing to have

[@Sporedude135]

Muk (and probably Garbodor ) could be useful in one situation: cleaning landfills

[@oryxthetakenking8275]

And the ice cream Pokémon could be useful for maintaining the ice in Antarctica

[@chillytimes3118]

Wouldn’t you still be able to get a Slyveon

[@halfway7690]

Evolution is different here and there!

[@weirdyoutubeaccount8184]

Yeah idc about Sylveon

[@Amber-zq7do]

Chilly Times and umbreon and espeon.

[@sonicfriends4564]

Makes sense

[@Grandflea02]

You wouldnt be able to get slyveon, but Im pretty sure you could get sylveon

[@CardiBC]

4:03 Hey wait a minute, fish make great pets!!! They are precious finned friends. I’ll take a pet wishiwashi any day

[@quaza2001]

Because u want to eat them. Yea me too

[@awesomebluelasercookie8348]

I will take magikarp

[@proboscismonkey1863]

Don't forget, in the games, they can float above the ground in battle. Flying fish

[@3nder225]

"Gardevoir is useless in real life" Rule 34: *hold my beer*

[@lianwalters7910]

No, please no

[@mrwazowski1015]

No i don’t want to think about it I thought about it. 🤮

[@parthzodpe7249]

Oh Yeahhhh

[@TheSewDew]

HO HO HO NO I DON'T LIKE THAT

[@itshetansh5153]

I am about to stop you right now

[@shapshapshapshap2829]

I’m surprised Shedninja isn’t even an honourable mention considering it’s literally just a dead bug that floats and will absorb your soul out of you just cause you looked at its back

[@ethanreyes9252]

Hey don't forget that Darkrai can kill you with nightmares like the little girl in The Strange house in Pokemon White 2 and Black 2.

[@Volcanic_Rave]

"Rocks don't exist in the real world" I think you need help mandals.

[@tristanhan4331]

lolol

[@noamtepper456]

Eevee evolves into sylveon with the power of friendship , that mudifuka

[@Dexuz]

But friendship was created by Arceus in the pokemon world. In our real world friendship was created by... Jesus... and Jesus is not really a fan of evolution.

[@aleczugcic1240]

“Last I checked, Jesus isn’t a fan of evolution” 🤣 brilliant

[@cookie_man2020]

Jesus isn't god He was born in 1bce/dec 25 0 And evolution existed waaaaaaaaaay back in 250 000 000 Million years ago

[@bubbykins4864]

@@cookie_man2020 Longer than that. 3.7 billion years ago is the earliest evidence that isn't disputed by scholarly sources.

[@cookie_man2020]

@@bubbykins4864 yea lol

[@pyro2901]

id like to have Yveltal,conquering the world hould be easy as cake,plus I realy like its desing so.

[@siriustheislandprotector9720]

Ravioli Ravioli Dragons sure are Unholy yeah

[@tsenrezurc4124]

Ravioli Ravioli Dragons sure are Unholy same

[@sassslayer2388]

But you know it also kills you too.

[@margies.4091]

Ravioli Ravioli Dragons sure are Unholy But if it dies the whole world dies with him :/

[@aliosman3051]

it is a beautiful pokemon i have a level 100 yveltal named yvelta

[@denpadolt9242]

There's another thing about the mini black hole thing. If the black hole was small enough, it'd disappear before consuming anything. Thing is, if a black hole is that small, then it evaporates due to Hawking radiation in less than a billionth of a second. The energy produced by a black hole with the mass of a nickel would be enough to create an explosion 3 times larger than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

[@PlumbumJelly]

+Waddle Derp Science is cool :)

[@anniehelos]

Waddle Derp science is so amazing!

[@missingpathway0]

Waddle Derp you just wanted to show off your knowledge haha

[@chamopss]

Something tells me that it's still dangerous. I don't know what, something just tells me.

[@caseyleeshort]

good source of energy then

[@wanted_creator9120]

can't you just have a snuggly eevee to sleep with

[@RhythmGrizz]

Aislinn Kimnall yes. I agree.

[@bubbykins4864]

@@PedroPony833 Eevee can still do things other than cuddle and turn into (distortion or portion of word related to type)-eon.

[@bubbykins4864]

@@PedroPony833 You have replied, this message will be received, whether you like it or not. *EXPLOSION*

[@bubbykins4864]

@@PedroPony833 I damaged your argument without touching it, though.

[@draconix4131]

Actually, a black hole has to have the mass of the moon to sustain itself, and I dont know where Gardivoir is going to find that, so its most definetly not going to be making any black holes to protect its trainer any time soon.

[@wilrem8903]

You would need less than 2cm³ of black hole to match the mass of the moon so basically a black hole the size of an eraser can sustain itself which i think Gardevoir can create.

[@wilrem8903]

Thats actually wrong, the black hole would be about the size of a grain of rice

[@Grandflea02]

Even if it was unstable, it would radiate away its mass in a huge explosion, many times stronger than any nuclear bomb humans have ever made

[@Dawg347]

It seems like psychic energy is a physical thing in Pokémon (seen in some moves like Zen headbutt and Extrasensory…I think) so I just assumed it uses the mass of such to create a tiny black hole. Of course something that size definitely wouldn’t do anything major, so it’s a rather wasted effort if I do say so myself, I would’ve accepted Safeguard.

[@schmeck63]

magikarp isnt on the list because its tasty🍣😋

[@igorimilenatadic9302]

nah m8 it's because magikarp is the ultimate god of pokemon

[@kaitomomota3010]

igor i milena tadic actually that's true. It can jump over mountains and the downforce of it coming down can crush a 10-ton truck.

[@ashley_bl2]

and it evolves into magikarp edit: fuck i meant it evolves into gyarados

[@sidipopsicle]

thederp Actually in the anime its revealed that Magikarp is so useless as a pokemon that it essentially is only skin and bones. Almost no meat, no muscle. So even if it IS tasty youd probably have to fish hundreds to feed a family, and imagine having to do that while praying you avoid a mother Gyarados. Yeahhh...

[@cringemaster4195]

But it should be on here because society can't take a Magikarp's Revenge in the face.

[@GodzillaFreak]

Wait, muk can eat landfills

[@Cottonmouth255]

And it's so toxic that it destroys entire forests, leaves a trail of fainted and/or dead bodies in its wake, and permanently pollutes whatever patch of ground it stands on. I'd rather have the landfills.

[@jaydenthewarrior2103]

Cottonmouth255 but it empties landfills

[@Cottonmouth255]

I'd rather have Garbodor eat my landfills. It smells bad but it isn't nearly as hazardous for the environment as Muk.

[@tiffanyliparoto2429]

GodzillaFreak then the empty place could be covered in slime and acid

[@siriustheislandprotector9720]

Cottonmouth255 yeah

[@ethanreyes9252]

Muk seems like the pokemon that Shrek would love.

[@shadowdecidueye]

12:59 not to get to into thermodynamics, but for a black hole to be stable, it would have to consume mass equal to the moon

[@kitetenjogalladeknighttosh8863]

Yeah, and since her black hole is small, it would just die right then and there

[@jazzenycatten]

Eevee in the real world can't evolve? What about Sylveon?

[@lanewikstrom3282]

True

[@safehouse432]

Leafeon and Glaceon too, I looked up their rocks, and.... there is literally nothing special about it apart from being a giant rock covered in moss or ice. You also don't have to touch it to make the eevee evolve you just have to be in the area. So, the rocks are more markers for an area that indicates an environmental factor where they can evolve.

[@laolu9562]

Safehouse Wouldn't Espeon and Umbreon work too since it just needs to be happy at day or night (sorry if I sound stupid)

[@loxalare4165]

I felt the happiness and affection evolution methods were overlooked...

[@JollyRodger2667]

Jazzcraft ya and even if it cant evolve id still love to have an eevee and also wishie washie bc why not any pokemon that wont kill me id still love

[@James-sy8nx]

2:23 yea man like sylveon doens't exist by love

[@shirel.a8421]

Pedro 1000 Raise the eevee from a baby

[@James-sy8nx]

Pedro 1000 fur it million of times but it is possible to get sylveon

[@edgyname1006]

But, He *Needs* To Know A Fairy Type Move. Where Or How The Heck Are You Gonna Make Him Learn A *Fairy* Move.

[@James-sy8nx]

Breeding, finding a eevee with a fairy move or level up eevee can learn baby doll eyes by level up

[@armpit.fxcker]

Dylan Ronald or baby doll eyes cause it can just give you a pretty look

[@enigmadraws4404]

Not even a minute in the video and theres and umbreon plushie............ "THE FLOOR TENTACLES CANT GET ME UP HERE!"

[@vassel6643]

I GET IT.

[@bikassingh5123]

@@vassel6643 mandjtv

[@dabmonstr7403]

Plot twist it did

[@nln5544]

You were raised well 👏👌

[@spcapy]

9:38 Talk about a double sided blade

[@danial5434]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[@an_annoying_cat]

Za Duckudo nice name

[@xTriton_]

You should have titled the Title - Useless / worst pokemon to have as 'pets' in real life cause you see ... Wishiwashi is tasty Get my point >:)

[@melissaardon2294]

I would rather keep a wishiwashi lol

[@trifoliumunderscore]

Oi! I love Wishiwashi!!

[@ProfessionalGoober]

Naked Snake walks in "Did somebody say TASTY"

[@TheSuperStoopidStudios]

.....ok

[@c5h87]

that lil fishi boy is the 2° best on ma' team

[@eclipsedmoon87]

You could have darkrai give ur enemies nightmares tho

[@sf-lv2wm]

Kawaii Umbreon 225 that's awesome

[@ArcherR135]

Genius idea Kawaii Umbreon

[@squishykitties5296]

Ok, I feel better now. :>

[@SergioEats]

“Yveltal is the most dangerous creature in the Pokémon universe” Cynthia’s Garchomp: hello

[@Regigigas_YT]

Dude gets oneshoted by Ice Beam

[@eclipsedmoon87]

Side note, Eevee wouldn't be useless, sure it can't evolve, but it would still make a cute pet

[@cellyvanilla3701]

Kawaii Umbreon 225 yea it can stay little

[@inutility580]

so does everything else

[@KIPMUS]

I wish I had a Dialga because I could go forward and back in time

[@bananahead7511]

Kipster and soon you will accidentally change something and you will slowly fade according to any movie with time travel

[@hpa4706]

Palkia would be absolutely epic, you could make portals and go anywhere you want instantly.

[@justinysrobotbutler4002]

Wayne Chua *_WORTH IT_*

[@_voy_]

You could evolve eevee into a sylveon because its through friendship

[@vincentgoessens2642]

But you need to level it up and tell me how you're going to do that in the real world where you don't get experience

[@brenyngeringer1013]

Vincent Goessens go kill some grasshoppers or something

[@l00ni54]

Lisa Miller RIP grasshoppers xD

[@pikipiki8725]

give it candy lol

[@beepyyy]

but you would also need a fairy type move on it. and if you give it rare candies its stats would be shit.

[@mdctt9021]

Imagine going with a tesla with geodude in the back so you have infinie defence and infinite electricity.

[@emmicon1645]

i have a few problems with the igglybuff one, for example: it is true that you cant stop it but it says nothing about controlling it, get it to bounce into an inclosed space (like a big hamster ball) through a door or some sort of opening that you can close once it gets in (also make sure you have a tiny air hole so it can breath but not escape.) also it could give us INFINITE energy, so far the human race has not found a way to make infinite kinetic energy but if the dex entries apply then problem solved!

[@emmicon1645]

i liked my own comment

[@emmicon1645]

i replied to my own comment

[@danielmiddleton6094]

Watch the game theorists video about gardevoir to understand why those emini black holes art as bad as they seem

[@Bearsona62]

Daniel Middleton fuck game theory

[@xXBoykisserXx]

*Hears the music when the video starts I SUDDENLY FEEL THE URGE TO PULL MY HAIR OUT

[@Gemishell25]

The sun and moon were created by jesus...?? 🤣🤣🤣 IKYFL!

[@jzargo2187]

I said this before, but I think this was said for the follow up joke about evolution.

[@Dnznxbebwushdn]

@@jzargo2187 even then he's wrong. Last time i checked god was the one who made this shit we call earth a thing. (this is asuming that out of every religion that has existed and does exsist Christianity is correct, which i doubt very much)

[@jzargo2187]

@@Dnznxbebwushdn Dude. What are you talking about? Jokes don't have to be scientifically or religiously accurate to be jokes.

[@Dnznxbebwushdn]

Lol sorry if my response came off a bit serious. Was trying to also be funny and for some reason i thought i had to clarify my beleifs at the same time (i wrote this in the morning so thats probably why.)

[@tobiasschulz1713]

@@Dnznxbebwushdn god literally is jesus. I think its called the holy trinity

[@extro523]

I saw the Umbreon plushee and I was like: *THE FLOOR TENTACLES ARE DROWNING ME!*

[@nandthesword]

I know! I looked at the umbreon and thought the same thing!

[@extro523]

Nolan Porter, ikr

[@Bluefish11037]

Extro FN It’s a pleasure to be on your show today

[@penggao7034]

Pokémon talk. I LikE iT a lOT. (Srsly) :)

[@badatthegame1333]

What the eff happened to the floor?