Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE CARNOSAUR MOVIES

Compilation video of my reviews of Roger Corman's "Carnosaur" series from 2018.
00:00 Carnosaur
17:56 Carnosaur 2
36:47 Carnosaur 3
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[@TheBrandonTenold]

And for anyone wondering, yes, the title cards WERE supposed to parallel the first 3 "Alien" movies, cuz' why not?

[@nilsnyman6767]

If you have to explain it....

[@DavidRoarty]

you should review Super Inframan(1975)(also know as Chinese Superman) in the near future

[@Planetfourtwelve]

🤙🏻🔥

[@MrDman21]

"Just a training exercise."

[@justinfiorenzio7112]

You should do a movie review on the Korean kaiju creature film , Yongary. It was remade in the 90s called Reptilian

[@cernstormrunner7263]

The actress that played Thrush was also the student/test subject in Ghostbusters who was *not* getting electrocuted for incorrectly guessing Venkmans Zener cards.

[@robwalsh9843]

"THIS IS NOT YOUR DAY!"

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

This was her final film, before she semi-retired and then came back for *"Silent Night, Bloody Night 2: Revival"* in 2015, *"Terror Tales"* in 2016, and *"Bloodsucka Jones vs The Creeping Death"* in 2017.

[@scockery]

"This reminds me of junior prom." "Uh, that doesn't makes any sense, sir." "I went Carrie White's high school." "Oh."

[@DinoRicky]

“This reminds me of my first gala” “Uh, that doesn’t make sense” “I know Tessa Elliot” Murder drones refrence

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

To be fair, the Raptor used in both the 1984 novel & the 1993 film adaptation of *"CARNOSAUR"* is actually Deinonychus, which means "Terrible Claw". It was much larger than Velociraptor at 11 feet in length. They didn't used Velociraptors until the sequels.

[@Don_LUSH]

You thought it was a Raptor But it was him! The Deinonychus!

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

Imagine if they had made an official *"CARNOSAUR 4"* - ignoring *"RAPTOR"* & *"The Eden Formula"* - and they used Utahraptor, which was even larger than Deinonychus; at *20 FEET!*

[@robwalsh9843]

In turn, Michael Crichton seemed to derive his Velociraptors in the Jurassic Park book more from Deinonychus as Deinonychus are much larger and come closer to human-size than turkey-sized Velociraptors. Personally I think he chose it for the name. "Velociraptor" has a special ring to it.

[@jonathanmulondo9206]

When it's a Roger Corman production you know you're in for a wild ride. The Carnasour series is Godzilla and Jurassic Park on LSD

[@BearPawSwipe]

With a weird side of eco-terrorism!!

[@louisdellalucca8969]

R.I.P. Roger Corman. Your legacy will not soon be forgotten

[@mikejackson2228]

I know the gem of the story. There was a Sci-Fi bookstore in Berkeley and Roger Corman was doing a signing. My friend Grace worked there. She was about 16 then. She could draw you in. He said he couldn't think of his next project and she suggested reading Carnosaur. She's the reason that I read it.

[@Awakeandalive1]

Was that "The Other Change of Hobbit"? Also, my friend was a corpse in the film because her uncle worked on it. She was also from the Bay Area...

[@blindguygamer]

The dinosaur that was killed by the Sheriff only had 65 million years left until retirement! 🤣

[@JOHNWLOUCKS]

now, that's funny !!!

[@blindguygamer]

​@@JOHNWLOUCKSthanks

[@robwalsh9843]

The Carnosaur novel was actually pretty entertaining and gruesome. And it did predate Jurassic Park.

[@canonbehenna612]

If it gets a remake closer to the book hopefully turns out better than other horror movies

[@1986BNick]

These movies are probably the best Budget Public Domain horror trilogy of a generation.

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

Fun Fact: The old school T. rex roar used in *"CARNOSAUR 2"* had been used in *"The Land Unknown"* (1957), *"The Giant Mantis"* (1957), *"DUEL"* (1971), *"JAWS"* (1975), *"KING KONG"* (1976), *"KING KONG LIVES"* (1986; for the theatrical trailer, unused in the final film), *"JAWS:* *The Revenge"* (1987), and *"GAMERA The Brave"* (2006). Plus, it was also used as Bowser's roar in the *"Super Mario Bros."* video games.

[@DavidRYates-tk2tq]

Yeah, I heard it and wondered why it sounded like Bowser was in the movie.

[@GoldenAges80s]

Ah yes, Jurassic park on drugs.

[@Inflatablerexguy]

Jurassic drugs

[@JWMStopMotionAnimation2010]

Jurassic Crack: Age of LSD

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Who's gonna look up Jurassic f*ck After this?😂

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

This movie had like four movies If you wanna count raptor.

[@BearPawSwipe]

I convinced my parents when I was 9 to rent carnosaur 1 and let's just say I got in trouble that night lol. I love this series. It is peak 1990s horror.

[@blankspace178]

*BRANDON...I am BEGGING YOU, please review "Cyborg 2087" from 1966. It's the movie Terminator is based on despite James Cameron saying otherwise. The plot is identical and has numerous identical lines from Terminator. I have been trying for years to bring more attention to this movie, but most people refuse to listen.*

[@mrmicro22]

Your use of bolding has convinced me.

[@blankspace178]

@@mrmicro22 Glad to hear it! "Cyborg 2087" was a monumental piece of cinematic and literary history and very few people seem to know about it. It's unfortunate.

[@TuckerLeeC]

I JUST rewatched these! Whelp… no harm in another round.

[@AliceBowie]

Diane Ladd looks better in Carnosaur than she did in Wild At Heart a few years earlier. They definitely cast her because her daughter was starring in Jurassic Park.

[@mousetreehouse6833]

She even looks MUCH better here than as Chevy Chases' mom in Christmas Vacation 🫠

[@grapeshot]

It's like a man in a dinosaur suit runs a muck.

[@BlastPastFast]

I would like to introduce you to a certain 70-year old franchise from Japan.

[@Pixiel711]

The drivers ed thing was a reference to the gory movies they show in US drivers ed classes to put the fear into kids and maybe make them think twice about speeding or whatever. A classic one is called "Blood on the Asphalt” and they were notorious for sending kids running from the room throwing up. They use real footage of horrifically demolished human remains in real accidents.

[@ToxicGriever]

My driver's ed teacher still had a copy of that one and let students stay after to watch it if they wanted. I didn't. 😅

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Those are such classics

[@tuckerbowen4626]

Damn, all they made us watch at my high school was a Simple Plan music video

[@stevepalpatine2828]

You mean Red Apshalt? Yeah its pretty grim. Not Cartel video level by a long way but its got some pretty messed up scenes.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

@@stevepalpatine2828 I thought so too but there was actually one titled Blood on the Asphalt

[@mamaslittleman6104]

Although I'm sure someone has already explained it, I have to say the Driver Ed Joke actually makes more sense than probably any shitty joke Ive ever heard in a B (D) Film. Not sure about today but years ago it was pretty common for Driver Ed classes to show students a film about the Dangers of Drinking and Driving the same movie they would show people forced to take classes after getting a DUI/DWI it was known for showing very graphic and gorey images of dead bodies involved in drunk driving Accidents. Hence the Joke. Love your Show, Your Channel is one of my favorite of KZbin and being that I honestly watch only KZbin nowadays I am very Grateful that you do what you do. Side Note I would love to see u and Mark from Weird Movies with Mark do a Colab one day if that's even Possible. Anyways Hope ur able to continue what you do for a long time and May your Sub Count continue to rise (far past 1 million Subscribers).

[@evilbob840]

I was thinking the same thing about the Driver's Ed. joke. But, to be fair, they had already stopped doing that when I was a teenager (back in the '80s); Roger Corman would have known about them, but Brandon is probably too young.

[@jamaisj]

@@evilbob840 It could also be a cultural thing (not sure if this was common in Canadian Driver's Ed).

[@evilbob840]

@@jamaisj True, I don't know for sure either way.

[@mamaslittleman6104]

@@evilbob840 yeah very much agree with you. I honestly only got it because of TV shows I grew up with that would make jokes about the videos. Definitely can't blame him for not getting it.

[@mamaslittleman6104]

@@jamaisju also make a good point. I 👍🤘

[@Smacgregor88]

Gene: This is coming from the guy who liked Benji the Hunted? (For being action packed?) Roger: Hey, you like Carnosaur! (For being brutally practical?) Gene: I bet you'll like my fist!

[@honeymustardcheerios1808]

The argument got so bad, they started fighting on the wing of an airplane.

[@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg]

The green text in the movie footage gives me flashbacks of Fallout 3.

[@rfhextra]

That Was Awesome Compilation.

[@666michie]

Dude, have you seen Godzilla minus 1? AWESOME.. Thanks for the vids!

[@agnethaladuff8559]

Awesome movie reviews of Carnosaur 1 to 3. More Dinosaur movies need to be made.

[@MrDogsledder]

Many years ago i rrad the book Carnasaur. It was a great book. Later i saw the movie on video. All it had in common with the book was the name.

[@Fulgrim2]

It’s already been six years since then?!

[@bryanbell7816]

Great job Brandon. Keep up the great work. 😊

[@sgerald]

The full size T rex was built in three weeks and didn't work very well, and they were only given ten weeks overall to create the film's dinosaurs so the miniatures for both and the full sized animatronics for the Deinonychus were similarly rushed. The third episode of the early nineties discovery channel show movie magic covered the creation of the dinosaurs, well as much as a half hour program could at any rate. A couple of visiting effects artists discussed the problems with the full sized rex when I was in college. Sadly that was long enough ago I can't remember everything that was said.

[@justinfiorenzio7112]

The Carnosuar, would be an interesting addition to the Monsterverse

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Here's to hoping that they bring the Carnosaur series back some day. If they can revive Jurassic Park, then they could do the same to Carnosaur.

[@PantherJaguar]

I literally just rewatched all these episodes the other day and now this supercut. Time to watch all of them again!

[@ScooBdont]

I’m slightly disappointed they didn’t title the second one “Carnosaur 2: More Carnosaur”

[@tuckerbowen4626]

...i don't get it

[@dfailsthemost]

Good times. I like these longer uploads.

[@JettBlast]

Brandon you and Cecil Trachenburg from GoodBadFlicks, both of you reviews make me want to see these old classic movies. But it seems to be just as entertaining to watch the review and have a guide who makes funny comments and gives a spin on the content like watching along watching with one of my buddies. I enjoy what you do and wish only the best as we all continue watching your great content, warmest regards Jett-Blast..

[@user-hy8kz1nb3r]

Ooh a triple feature. Hope you do some more like this.

[@drdreddmanofmystery9482]

Have you read Roger Corman's autobiography? It's called, "I'm Not Bert I. Gordon: The Roger Corman Story?"

[@TravisDoesKayakFishing]

This is the best video I have watched in a while. Loved these trash movies so much as a kid. Very wild lore.

[@nickhouston1994]

Yoo Brandon, I literally got these and Raptor for Christmas. Man I love these movies

[@JPalinkas1993]

Fun fact: Brandon Tenold contributed a couple of writing pieces to the forecoming, "A History of CARNOSAUR," publishing by Bicep Books LLC! Now, with exclusive photos, exclusive interviews, and other exclusive content! Hopefully releasing by May 2024!

[@MrDman21]

Less Jurassic World, more like Jurassic Neighborhood 😏

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

The first Carnosaur was actually quite good and by that I mean entertaining. The special effects sucked and the story had a lot of plot holes but it was campy and had an interesting concept. Plus the bleak ending was memorable

[@erikthompson619]

And ... is it just me who reacted to Roger Corman casting a younger bargain bin version of Cliff DeYoung in the first movie, to upgrade to the real thing in parrt 2?

[@MforMovesets]

When I saw that scene of Pratt breaking the neck of a Dilophosaur, I began to question if Carnosaur 1-3 might be better than Jurassic world 2-3.

[@Megarover]

If given an extra day of filming Corman would've probably come up with that idea.

[@overhaul.-.]

Was just thinking about rewatching your review of these Lmao

[@DavidRoarty]

16 WitchCraft movies?? Puppet Master is in the works of their 16th movie from Charles Band and Full Moon Features, Puppet Master: Furnace Leech Woman

[@slendymann2647]

The CARNOlation Compilation we needed.

[@Cdr2002]

15:18 it’s like how Return of Godzilla constructed the Cybot then didn’t use it all that much

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

*"CARNOSAUR"* Stars (filmography) • Diane Ladd *("National Lampoon's* *Christmas Vacation")* • Raphael Sbarge (Roland Emmerich's *"Independence Day")* • Jennifer Runyon *("Ghostbusters 1984")* • Harrison Paige *("Lionheart")* • Ned Bellamy *("The New Twilight Zone"* remake episode: "The After Hours") • Clint Howard *("Apollo 13")* • Ed Williams *("Police Squad"* and *"The Naked Gun"* film trilogy)

[@Kaiju-Driver]

Great stuff.

[@MrDman21]

The guy standing next to Michael McDonald in Carnosaur 2 looks like Richard Grieco.

[@dannystaton5386]

Greetings from South Carolina 🎉😮

[@CaptainBanjo-fw4fq]

20:31 Man, if I had TWO days before retirement AND kids at home, I’d be getting myself eaten by dinosaurs as well!

[@peggygreeby5065]

I think the Driver's Ed reference was due to the movie 'Signal Thirty' they played at the end of Driver's Ed training behind the wheel. Basically the movie showed gorey clips of real life car crash fatalities, with all the body parts and blood and gore.

[@ventcurtisburkett532]

There were other "educational" movies shown at the end of Driver's Ed courses too. The one they showed us (1976) had gory scenes of a real car wreck with dead black accident victims. Disturbing and wrong in many ways

[@FoxxyMike1984]

As soon as Michael said “holy shit” I was waiting for his mom to pop out and say “Stuart watch your god dang mouth young man” 😂🤣💀

[@gorrbaczow]

Hey Brandon, I would love to see your review on "Time Barbarians" at some point! Keep up the good work!

[@svengallus8336]

Yeah, the supercut of Carnosaur

[@Toolness1]

"just imagine a green, fertile planet" Guess she's never seen a satellite image of the Earth before Why do these Dinosaurs always bend their stupid neck all weird like that

[@n.i.c.kthegothicreaper3259]

I can't help but to admit i chuckled a couple of times

[@godzilla44556]

JURASSIC PARK BUT ON LOW BUDGET

[@muthesquirrel]

"I know dinosaurs and birds are related, but these effects seem a little cheep." Nice.

[@crazedvole]

Did you ever do "Wolfen?" 1981 Wolf (or something) eating people in NYC.

[@S_047]

Ah , the dinosaur series that have nothing to do with each other

[@fje6902]

It's the forensic scientist from Police Squad.

[@SMDoktorPepper]

Carnosaur was the movie when your mom said you had Jurrasic Park at home.

[@edburgos]

I've been watching your channel for a bit, love your reviews. If you ever take requests from YT comment, consider reviewing Robot Jox.

[@user-mk6ei9bh6z]

Loved these movies growing up they where cheesy but fun good video Brandon

[@dinoduelist2219]

I think that drivers ed line was a reference to Red Asphalt. Definitely makes sense to me after seeing it

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

The 'Drivers Ed' line is in reference to a gore filled film series called Red Asphalt, that would depict horrifying car accident aftermaths.

[@vodkajaybulls]

Lol I remember catching these movies on cable at a hotel when I was like 9yrs old. They've been in the back of my mind forever!

[@ScooBdont]

I’m sorry for your pain 😂

[@vodkajaybulls]

@@ScooBdont lol! Thank you 🤣👍.

[@raynightshade8317]

I cant believe that someone just took three of Brandon's videos, stapled them together and re-upload it

[@JOSH-lw2jv]

I know a good film for Brandon Tenold to reuse the *"Evil Dead 2"* audio gag: *"SHARK HUNTER"* where the film literally ends with the giant Megalodon shark tries to swallow the minisub with the main protagonist inside, but then the minisub reacted violently and explodes, destroying them both.

[@arkayoarkayo4739]

"The McRib is making a comeback". 😂 'Carnosaur' movie one.

[@marckoppelman7170]

And to add more insult to injury: neither raptors or the T-rex are classified as carnosaurs.. 😁

[@CloneCommander5929]

This movie is Loosely based on a book by John Brosnan in 1984. The book is somehow crazier than the movie. The book has a lot more dinosaurs. These movies should have been called something stupid like "Dinopocalypse" and would still have made as much money. It is so much of a departure from the source material. Because of these movies, whenever CARNOSAUR is mentioned, people think of this abomination against cinema.

[@SparkyMarkyMark23]

There's difference between book canon & movie canon.

[@MrDurandal25]

NO ICE PIRATES!!!!????

[@rubberneckinc.8937]

I liked this 1st. I hope I hate it and my like is a lie. Corman is so good a ripping off he can get his movie out first. He was the man.

[@wlg2677]

Always double tap from a very safe distance

[@SparkyMarkyMark23]

Monk is the comic relief.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Ah I remember the carnosaur movie😂 Never saw it just the preview years Ago.

[@TerranceChilds-ui8nh]

I'm going to watch these movies some day

[@RabbiSteve]

Thanks for putting these together. Made me laugh a lot. I have to be careful about eating or drinking during your riffs. Just as I do with MST3K.

[@roostthecockatiel5227]

You forgot he already ripped off jaws when he made piranha, Star wars when he made battle beyond the stars, and alien when he made galaxy of terror

[@Qgametime]

This was a better video than drivers ed lol.

[@cellshade87]

Now that you have pointed out the Raptor movie and The Eden Formula movie. I would like to see a review on them.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

That line about Indiana Jones 5 was shockingly prescient.

[@gonzo26nix]

"Corman: I think I know how to squeeze out another movie, keep your weekend open everybody!!" lmao.. that is probably true

[@georgelea4297]

Yes Jurassic Park done on a Dollar General/Poundworld budget

[@DavidRoarty]

gives credits to the late special makeup effects/Creature designer John Carl Buechler who worked on Carnosaur 1 & 2

[@frandsenphilip1]

The Who reference was hilarious!

[@one-eyedsam2186]

One 80's slasher compilation, please. Extra cheese.

[@scottdavis3553]

Best Michael MxDonald moment aside from the Carnisaur 2 chopper scene was his role as the security guard at Virtucon who very slowly gets killed by a steamroller he could have walked away from in Austin Powers.😂

[@genesismultiverse4896]

We all imagine these movies as before or while Jurassic park happen

[@SubzeroCage]

The first carnosaur ending is actually really sad. If I would of saw this as a kid I would have cried my eyes out.

[@albertbello397]

i used to watch these movies when i was a kid.

[@mreeping]

The second one had a David fincher alien 3 look to me.

[@tokyosmash]

Love these movies

[@bonehead2768]

Brandon - the Drivers Ed line is in America they used to show an educational movie called " Blood on the Highway" which featured ALOT of gore and dismemberment scenes. Hope that answers your question.

[@frankez1975]

Drivers Ed used to entail watching gruesome PSA videos that showed actual accident scenes……they stopped in the early 80s.

[@holdenadams1193]

Do the Heisie Gamer trilogy

[@burtonmoore996]

Not sure they still do this, but in the states, at the end of drivers ed classes they would show us uncensored images of auto accident fatalities. Blood, brains, broken bones and brutality.