S2E5: Pete Holmes in 'F$%& Censorship' | The Chris Gethard Show

Pete Holmes finally comes to The Chris Gethard Show to help us test the bounds of television censorship. How much would we be able to get away with on TV? Also, homemade bidets.
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[@jimdaw]

"A new concern emerges" is my new favourite combination of words.

[@courtneyharris1006]

same xD

[@svongrimm]

"No, please not on my own show."

[@MrBelongings]

I wanted a moment for murph to shine since you guys switched to fusion. That was that moment. Dear Vice President of Fusion, Thanks you for this.

[@erinisconfused]

PETE IS A JOY

[@EclecticBuddha]

Pete is now responsible for the two best episodes this season. Never forget when he no showed, Diddy did.

[@philophos]

Thought I wasn't going to stick around for the music at the end, but it was dope.

[@billyrigby4839]

I saw your stand up special and it was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen... finding out today that you've had a tv show on the air for all these years brings great joy/sadness to my heart. Where the hell have I been??? So glad to have found this...

[@1991stacy]

"Murph on my planet is a baby who has a full time day job. It's not obscene but it's troubling." This episode if the best thing I've watched all year.

[@XxLilSwagger20xX]

The way Chris was begging for it not to happen when JD was trying to pull off the sheet was hilarious, I feel so bad for you chris xD

[@arknark]

The bidet water shooting into the crowd when Chris stood up was amazing

[@novembrine29]

I really hope Murph doesn't get in trouble. That moment was pure gold!

[@marieokay]

i actually started applauding when murf took it off that's no joke

[@1991stacy]

This season just keeps getting better and better!

[@Noiiizeeey]

Hey weirdos!

[@MoreBatteries]

You made it weird, awh yeah!

[@dorian4404]

Yay ! Making it weeird !

[@Noiiizeeey]

GET INTO IT.

[@Beastmig3415]

Were you referring to pete's podcast or that Chris says his audience is weirdos?

[@SnowconeJoker]

@28:26 seeing how everyone errupts with joy as chris makes the shot brings me absolute delight :-)

[@bobbybellsupreme]

This program is epic. I love Chris gethard. He's such a quit-witted and hilarious gentleman. The fact that he recognizes the genius of stand-up juggernaut Pete Holmes just gives me hope for the future of comedy. Long live the Chris gethard show

[@snorlaxluver]

Such a great episode! tcgs never let's me down.

[@Learbeer]

How about an uncensored episode for KZbin?

[@Smiley-Coyote]

For real if i wanted to see censored shows I'd watch cable

[@jstohler]

That beep sounds gets old fast.

[@hurrly9036]

@@jstohler yeah the constant beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp is really anoying

[@fuzzylumpkin49]

Awesome show. Pete Holmes Looked frightened! I miss the Batman sketches he used to do for College Humour.

[@michaelb6349]

Bethany twirling in a little bear costume during the technical difficulties

[@jakewood5406]

"A new concern emerges..." had me dying. Release the hounds!

[@PatrickJones81]

Great episode guys! S2 living up to the halcyon years!

[@DanielPerez-kg8ft]

anne is an absolute superstar. stole the show.

[@Stinky95030]

did she play Shithead? hilarious. period, ha

[@aspiringtentacle]

@@Stinky95030 well no that was Tami Sagher

[@armpit_farts7327]

@@aspiringtentacle Never made that connection ! Thats really funny actually as soon as I read your comment I was like OF COURSE! lmao.

[@grendeliusgloobimus8511]

Best. Show. Ever.

[@Booma151676]

Outstanding!

[@Mustardknuckles]

I wish they had uncensored versions of the show for KZbin

[@stephenadamsactor]

this is top television ,ive decided that one of my bucket list things to do, is to come to a taping of the show, hoping i will get to do this one day, i live in the uk, so i need to raise the funds,

[@mnchls]

maybe a top 5 TCGS episode for me... that's including the public access years, no joke! bonus points for my main funnyman pete holmes

[@Shannon-gv3ly]

This proves I'll watch anything with Pete Holmes in it.

[@yaya007yaya]

Shannon01134 I was just thinking the same thing

[@snavisTM]

If you're a fan of Pete Holmes your taste are by default very low so I'm not sure what point your comment is proving? And yes I an also a fan of Pete holmes.

[@aposass]

I just love this show!

[@ghostgetter7750]

I wish Petey could get his own show again :(

[@sarahhoward1022]

Chris sang my favorite Smiths lick!! Lol never knew I needed that. #newfavoriteshow #latenightforweirdos

[@maryhecht1550]

Pissed I can't get this uncensorer!!!

[@johnnugent1539]

I would’ve legitimately watched them continue to guess what the caller from morocco was saying for at least 20 more minutes

[@greatbad5618]

How can a show like Naked and Afraid air but Murph can't expose himself in a basement studio in New York?

[@ryan40905]

Murph walking nude behind the band killed me

[@jaylegleiter6669]

Murf is so funny! "It's because they can smell it" Did not get the laughs it deserved

[@ugle118]

Best Episode EVER!!!!

[@pippyz2705]

That part where chris breaks the cucumber in half is maybe my favourite moment from any tv show

[@dk14929]

Pretty sure this wasn't the first time Chris has said the phrase "no no, not on my own show, please"

[@wheresallthezombies]

this show is amazing.

[@philophos]

"No, not on my own show" omfg

[@Stbuster31]

the 90s are on their last breath with this show

[@justadude]

Goddammit, Distinctive Laugh, keep it down.

[@SamRaycraft]

Right? fuck

[@jb.stiehl]

The worst.

[@fiftygallondrum]

She sounds like she is just starting to cry, every single time she laughs. It is horrible.

[@benjamoore]

Keep it Chris Pete! :)

[@stiflingluxury]

that guitar solo was definitely from "Shoplifters of the World, Unite and Take Over"!

[@SamRaycraft]

I just saw one of the girls faces during part of this and she did not look amused. I just imagined she was brought there as a first date and that thought is hilarious to me.

[@tuanjim799]

She just got a text from her doctor that the tests came back positive, that's why she's bummed. I know her.

[@tuanjim799]

I'm not gonna say what the tests were looking for, or why her doctor just texts such sensitive information. It's just like.. reasons, ya know? He got reasons, trust me.

[@jasooon9309]

@@tuanjim799 you don't know which girl he is talking about theres like 200 ppl

[@Indiegaze]

Why the fuck is a show called "fuck censorship" censored? Half the show is just bleeps...

[@MATTMAN92ish]

this is incredible

[@danielg6000]

This episode is way better if you got to see the live stream

[@debnlinda]

Even later, but was the livecast uncensored?

[@wombatus_rex6536]

I will give $4 and a 2 for 1 bagels coupon for an uncensored version of this!

[@coldknee]

the bidet spray!

[@desiii420]

18:40 for Pete's horrified reaction.

[@markgarcia4938]

how has not anyone noticed the cowboy in the background. hahah his reaction to not reacting to anything is great/ especially when murph started undressing. the cowboy was stone cold

[@Emily-uz2oh]

Why does this have to be bleeped on KZbin?

[@aspiringtentacle]

they don't recut it for KZbin and they want to be monetized, it aired completely uncensored, live and uncut on Facebook Live when it was recorded.

[@emmetLshavinski]

I was really into Anne Smith and I'm against censorship but wow was I into her :)

[@MoeMentos]

She's f*¢¥¦€¶ sexy

[@dankxng]

@@MoeMentos Seriously!! Who is she?!? I can't find anything on her online and i want more!!! She's my new crush!!

[@Rowsdow3r]

Anne is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Or... Maybe I'm just projecting my feelings about Murf stripping. Probably both.

[@MoeMentos]

Those legs 😍

[@dankxng]

I know!!! Who is she?!?! I can't find anything about her online anywhere!!

[@KhorBaPeaceComesFromWithin]

I can't believe they let that bidet part on TV.

[@dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833]

#chrisgethard sorry to put you on hold, Chris Gethard, but my dentist called and interrupted my last transmission to you. I wanted you to know that when my little niece was 13 years old she had a serious spinal injury and a huge metal rod put into her spine. It took her a year to recover but she found great comfort in watching your show. The good news is she’s graduated from college and doing great with only some minor setbacks. My niece told me about you way back when!! Now her Auntie Dawn Macaroni is recovering from her 8th bone 🦴 surgery and a double mastectomy for breast cancer, and you and your merry band of weirdos are my constant companion. 🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😇 #nicestalker

[@knedy]

I have never heard a The Smiths or a Van Morrisey song on purpose, because I'm cooler than a cucumber in an eskimos butthole!

[@klutchkrazy5717]

40:57 the worlds next meme please god make this happen hahahaha

[@maryhecht1550]

Lol he brushes his nose like I do, when I'm making a valid point, that is undeniable and I'm a 56 year old woman that loves music, like them. I only have like thousands of All-Time Favorite songs...Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's Deja Vue is my ultimate favorite album, every song on it is awesome!!! Yes; of course I love all genres of music and the Smiths being one of...

[@47wolfpack47]

The whole episode was just fantastic, so pumped to see Betsy Sodaro! Shithead the Space Goblin is the best thing in a long time

[@sincubus]

Came here for Pete, might give this show a shot, on KZbin only

[@Saliiraan]

What else is going on in your life that only you care about?

[@KevinAgoncillo]

Pete Holmes classic moment at: 27:34 and I'm loving it! :D

[@MoreBatteries]

@27:25 Slays me lmfao!

[@DanielCarin]

great. great great great.

[@thearcademachine4107]

F#@! Yea TheArcadeMachine Loves This Show! You Guys Are F#%$Ing Awesome!

[@neon_one]

The guy in the red shirt at 38:20 made an abnormal effort to try and humiliate the host after getting busted. They probably didn't want him responsible for building props that guests interact with

[@thepotatoclock]

It's Jersey Dave. He's making it bosser.

[@snaggle_tooth6829]

what's the band called and where can I find their music?

[@aspiringtentacle]

you still looking? the first song for the break is from Mikey Erg's solo record, I couldn't recognize the other songs/dunno; the band is called The LLC.

[@jeffgironda7217]

Pete Holmes is the nicest guy in comedy and I love him.

[@IanDigges]

Please include the band name in the info in the future.

[@StefanoRocks]

Do they have an uncensored episode

[@dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833]

#chrisgethard is my spirit animal. Dawnie Macaroni. OUT!🍝🍝🍩🍩💐

[@zacharymaneja1207]

I love repeated that Murph nude moment and seeing everyone's reactions

[@dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833]

#chrisgethard BTW your wife ROCKS. 😍🍝🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🪗🪗🪗🪗🪗🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎹🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🎨🎨🎨🪕🎻🎺🎷🪘🪘🪘🪘🪘🎧🎧🎧🎤🎤🎤🎤🎬

[@kennysmith1925]

the premise kinda fails when it's censored on youtube or the internet

[@EclecticBuddha]

Idk, the bleeps act as punch lines i think.

[@kennysmith1925]

it annoyed me a little bit but that's why u have to see it live

[@snavisTM]

It was censored on TV too, its got a delay on the live feed, no show is truly live anymore.

[@RegstarRogstar]

But then w/o it the jokes abt censorships wouldnt be delivered as well imo

[@aspiringtentacle]

@@snavisTM it was live and uncut on Facebook when they recorded it, I saw that Murf bit uncensored even with the delay lmao

[@RayleneSteves]

I can see why The Best Show rips on Pete Holmes so much now... I can't deal

[@theinternet1424]

Sh**head the Space goblin seems like the kind of guy I'd like to have beer with at the local bar.

[@maryhecht1550]

Where's a hacker when you need one...

[@wtf2537]

have lena on again to offend me

[@charityson3752]

I feel bad because every time he says The Smiths, I picture The Cure.

[@blakeyswagswag]

Pete is on the offensive for once

[@boxofzephyr7205]

I fedexed my underwear for $20 + shipping

[@EastCoastHC]

Tami Sagher holy shit!

[@nicholasmcmahon8966]

What smiths song were they listening to?

[@alessandroscuderi7300]

Im pretty sure it was Shoplifters of World Unite. Thats what they jammed to in the full video.

[@MCHENNEY]

unbleep it

[@HexiConflagracimal]

"not on my own show"

[@MrP1nk92]

If Gethard wants to really get punk and wild, he should get Eric Andre on here

[@samuelbrook-williams1529]

That censor lady is cute.

[@srajuns3ify]

Is that Ben Folds sitting behind Geth?

[@dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833]

#chrisgethard So Johnny Rigatoni just walked into the room and said I shouldn’t be stalking you but I made sure he understands it’s a NiCE kind of stalking. He just went back in his home pandemic office to work for the #rutgers with the plants and bugs. 🌱 🪴 🐜 🐛 🕷 #weirdosunite

[@zoeedelman5112]

Required viewing.

[@JD-ub5ic]

I feel like gethard needed a red flag at atleast 2 points. He succeeded in making himself more uncomfortable than anyone else.

[@michaelb6349]

22:39...

[@ffjederwob8696]

dude thats frieza

[@irpacynot]

wtf did I just watch!?

[@snavisTM]

How is this fight against censorship effective when they themselves admitted everyone watching at home is hearing nothing but bleeps, lame.

[@dankxng]

Do you not understand how basic cable works? lol

[@dawnmacaronicaporlinguasga7833]

#chrisgethard That last story was all true. Everyone thinks I make up all my TRUE stories because Dawn Macaroni-Rigatoni is an alter ego (coping mechanism) but every word I say is 💯 true.

[@aboubacaramine8689]

39:47 This guy kills people

[@JeffRB]

does the hula hoop girl not stop