Star Wars - Somehow... Rey Palpatine Returned

[@XeniaChow]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

[@michaelolmos8257]

i know mate it is every star wars loyalists worst nightmare come true. AGAIN!!! 😡👎

[@Katzenkotze85]

...no no... it was just me cyring out so loud in europe that you literally could hear it all over the world... my apologies!

[@zlostnypopolnik]

Those were Disney employees.

[@moneymons66]

Oh i haven't stopped crying

[@Withernall]

"Suddenly cried out in terror and began to furiously type away", I'd say :P :)

[@guillehdz]

At this point I believe Disney is trying to do a bankrupt speedrun with all of their franchises

[@TwilightAnarchy]

All in cause of, say it with me… *THE MESSAGE*

[@Mark_Knight]

Hire women, get the "benefits."

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

That's only if you assume these people are aiming at success. *Why would you assume that?*

[@dr.deadpool5959]

*Am I the only that’s sick and tired of seeing x-wing and tie fighters. It’s getting to the point where it’s starting to become stale and less exciting to watch* *We got way more interesting battles such as the Mandalorian Jedi war and Sith War, but were still focusing on empire era stuff. Let’s focus on the old republic era, there’s more interesting movies and shows right there to get crazy with, but who knows maybe Star Wars fans just like seeing the same stuff over and over like a child with jingling keys*

[@copiumkiller]

IMO KOTOR etc. level media is the only true way to enjoy "Star wars". IMO KOTOR >>>>> the OG trilogy. Even if the writing is on similar level, the OG action scenes are lacking (standing still and swinging light sabers).

[@bruhdon4748]

The most impressive thing Disney has done with Star Wars is somehow making the most die hard fans become apathetic towards a once beloved franchise.

[@Blink_____]

apathetic is being generous. Many of us downright hate Stat Wars now

[@EliteBadFrog]

Disney really thrashed star wars and it HURTS! Wish the IP got into the hands of some capable hands. The SWTOR cinematic trailers than this

[@NinjaFlibble]

and Paramount followed in their footsteps. At least Star Trek and Star Wars fans still have the older installments to enjoy.

[@SirChristopher365]

Oh, we're not apathetic. We're just severely disappointed by MOST of what we see.

[@jei3970]

I was the biggest fan and saw episode 2 and 3 in theaters and I fucking hate hearing anything about star wars.

[@TjStorm97]

What annoys me even more is that this is exactly the type of movie Star Wars fans wanted to see back in 2015. Only we wanted to see Luke as the Jedi master who rebuilt the Jedi order.

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

We got that in the EU, but then again it died

[@drakesilmore3760]

I would have even accepted a version of the sequels where Luke did try, but failed because he was too optimistic and trusting, and his new order fell to the dark side and used Jedi rhetoric to rationalise genocide of "Sith-aligned peoples". You'd still have Jedi VS Sith, but now they're both evil. It would make Rey the perfect redemption story, as the persecuted offspring of Sidious, reforming the Jedi order after Luke without his flaw of not being vigilant enough.

[@KLAPPY.]

@@drakesilmore3760 Disney give this man a star wars movie!!!!

[@aamirrazak3467]

I would’ve loved an adaptation of the Thrawn trilogy or new Jedi order as the sequels. Instead we got the pathetic dumpster fire Disney gave us

[@dimitriwarchief301]

How nice Replacing the guy we wanted with the bitch we didn’t ask It’s like taking a dark manga like berserk and trying to make it like mlp for modern audiences How could anything go bankrupt

[@jamesfoley6939]

I can’t wait to not watch a movie where Rey’s story arc is discovering she’s even more stunning and brave than previously thought.

[@oO0Xenos0Oo]

The only viable sequel to her story would be her turning to the dark side oder getting shot in the head by a random stormtrooper.

[@musicalaviator]

Turns out Rey is all the Jedi. Traveling back in time, each of her cells becomes "midichlorians" and scattered through time. All force sensitives have a little bit of Rey in them throughout all time. Midichlorisms are all mini-rey particles making jedi, jedi

[@samblack5313]

@musicalaviator *Sam Neil scream*

[@brushstroke3733]

​@@musicalaviator You're even better at coming up with Disney plots than Disney themselves! Well done! And I thought it was ridiculous when Anakin Skywalker was the offspring of an immaculate conception (no father, just mini-Reys.)

[@musicalaviator]

@@brushstroke3733 Rey: Kylo Ren. Your grandfather never told you who your Great-grandfather was Kylo: He told me enough. He told me he had no father. Rey: No, Ren... I, am your great-grandfather. Kylo: No that's not true!? That's impossible!!! Noooooooo!!!

[@jbrisby]

Once, playing Age of Empires, I had my enemy confined to a single island, surrounded by my walls, all his forests and ores depleted, all his military destroyed. For some reason, he started building sawmills. Dozens of them. Covered every inch of his territory with sawmills. That's what Disney reminds me of.

[@chadim33]

Tuk tuk

[@thatguy6153]

I both don’t know what your saying and completely understand at the same time.

[@Persia269]

Hahaha

[@WinterMadness]

"If your enemy has you surrounded, build sawmills." -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@poomskins]

What a beautifully relatable analogy. 💯👍🏾

[@silver2therescue1]

"There's flogging a dead horse and then there's standing over its decades old grave shouting "go boy!" That line made me laugh so hard. XD

[@kongrufus1]

I guess you could say.. The dead horse has been beaten to a pulp by now? 😀

[@isaaclikeswater]

Same here dude.

[@QUBIQUBED]

the line before that is great too

[@elliottobelliotnwaobi4779]

Broo FR!💀💀

[@Adam-sd2ow]

Flogging a Taun Taun.

[@paulvanbeaumont7184]

1:58 "If a non-verbal green goblin is more popular than the face of your franchise “ that had me in stitches laughing

[@cibriis1710]

That's sort of expected though

[@JosefTBB]

1:52*

[@sctkarter1111]

I just realize there’s baby yoda shit everywhere and I’ve yet to see a Rey t shirt or toy

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@aceveloce007]

It’s impressive how apathetic everyone has become about Star Wars

[@toddlask]

no one talks about sw around me... for years now

[@taags]

The worst thing an audience can be.

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

If you care about Disney Star Wars yes. But the Expanded Universe exists, so I'm not so apathetic about that.

[@Aikurisu]

#ApathyIsDeath #KreiaWasRight

[@michaelolmos8257]

is it any reason that the formers star wars loyalists are turning their back on the raveged descrated once holy grail of geekdom in masses and are rightfully flocking to warhammer 40k where it generously welcomes us in with open arms. for all off its incompetence and dumbass blunders

The fact that there’s been 100 years of Disney and they’re trying to speedrun burning their company into the ground in the next 10 years is truly remarkable.

[@michaelh.8945]

And no loss whatsoever.

[@ezraho8449]

Disney has had bad decades in the past. In many ways their years experimenting with live action films and their years of doing animated films internet he early 2000s late ‘90s they produced a ton of content that is all but forgotten now.

[@Bryndela]

No king rules forever

[@weirdsecretsexyninja]

Everything for the agenda

[@risinggael1685]

Disney has been infiltrated by its enemy's....Walt would never have allowed this nor HIS old guard of Disney... This isn't Disney this is its enemy's an infection...

[@Dedhaven]

When you think about it Palpatine, one of the most sinister Sith in the history of Star Wars has won. His line has continued through Rey while all the real Skywalkers and Solos are dead. This actually reflects real life so much... Disney has won, they have succeeded in destroying George Lucas's and our(the real fans) beloved franchise. Just like Rey is pretending to be a Skywalker, Disney is still pretending to give a shit about Star Wars.

[@kaisamsa]

Wow man, that's actually a pretty accurate way of putting it, but also really fucking sad. I still remember the disappointment I felt watching The Last Jedi. TFA was a copy of ANH but at least it left me intrigued. TLJ killed Star Wars with its terrible plot and disrespect to the Luke character, making me hate everything related to the franchise, which I will continue to do as long as Disney manages it. Fuck them and KK.

[@tiergeist2639]

You got that. All are dead and they have taken over and now its our turn to vanish.

[@kellyduggan2326]

i agree with that, kk just trying to save her job, but it will fail

[@gothamwarrior]

This is an unpopular opinion, but TLJ honestly slaps. TROS could have solved all/most of its problems, but instead dedicated itself to retconning the whole movie and trying to be some sort of Endgame level conclusion that it was never supposed to be.

[@loslobos786]

They only win if you, me, the super fans, the fans and the Normies give them our Money. I won't give them a Dime, I didn't pay for Mando and I won't pay for anymore Rey Palpatine. This isn't Star Wars it's DISNEY STAR WARS a completely different thing. I'll stay home and watch the OG Star Wars trilogy it can never die.

[@zondervonstrek]

The very fact that Disney expects us to accept the heir of the emperor as the new hero, while the child of the original heros became the villan, seems too ironic.

[@rachelar]

Typical modern trend

[@indigo0977]

I wouldn't even care about that if they managed to make the story interesting and told it well while still respecting the established characters. Too bad they didn't do any of those.

[@OfficialDenzy]

Nah it feels like Palpatine won in the end. His offspring continues while the skywalkers end...​@@indigo0977

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@d1grizz]

How Kathleen Kennedy is still gainfully employed by Disney is the eighth wonder of the world.

[@trellz17]

Cause she has strong connections to several huge media corporations. I think her husband is someone huge too

[@ashishhembrom3905]

She has extremely strong connection with Spielberg and Lucas and Faverau. By name at least. Even though all three hate her. And other industry connections too.

[@doc_sav]

She must have had a beskar clad contract which I suspect may have actually been part of the acquisition of Lucasfilm. And ditto to what every one else said about her deep connections in the wood.

[@tylere.8436]

ESG

[@nimay13]

As long as the numbers backs her up. Disney won’t lift a finger. You want her go? Make effective protest by hurting their wallets. Unfortunately that’s easier said than done.

[@XeniaChow]

Somewhere, George Lucas is smiling, knowing that those who accused him of ruining Star Wars are now BEGGING for him to come back. Selling Lucasfilm to Disney was the ultimate "I told you so".

[@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it]

@@allancosta-vc1ke we do not LOVE andor. andor is mediocre. its a snoozefest and skarsgard is saving this show

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

Lucas wasn't any better than Disney. Another bitter Hollywood elitist. Rogue One is still one of the best movies because they listened to the fans. The anti-fan sentiment from the creators needs to go.

[@RJALEXANDER777]

He'll buy the franchise back for a dollar at this rate.

[@mrrandrade]

Some people loved andor. Most people absolutely didn't care at all about andor.

[@shockmesane4158]

Nah, Lucas can keep his midichlorians and virgin births. Disney sucking doesn't make the prequels even one iota better. They are still dreadful abominations.

[@MykeLewisMusic]

"She's a woman trying to succeed in a man's world!" "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent." Futurama summed KK up nicely.

[@IllisiaAdams]

KK?

[@SpadeDraco]

@@IllisiaAdams Kathleen Kennedy

[@thelaw6267]

The Chad Zapp Brannigan.

[@hernandogaribaldi8627]

In her defense, being as incompetent as she is, she's still trying to succed in a enviroment of other incompetent people (mostly other incompetent men) but better positioned than her.

[@AlphonseWeebay]

It’s so bad I almost couldn’t watch your review

[@EwanCumia]

Does Daisy Ridley have naked pictures of all the Disney executives? That's the only explanation I can imagine.

[@AnirudhRao-t8j]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[@Deathintheair89]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[@digitalbobby42]

Nobody at Disney can stop Darth Kennedy from destroying your childhood.

[@reasonerenlightened2456]

For a Jedi she surely shows insane amount of uncontrollable emotions. They are supposed to rise above emotions, not supress them but let them through without affecting their behaviour?

[@stunningandbrave7475]

Star Wars didn’t ruin my childhood… f*ckin polio did

[@JoFa876]

My childhood is intact. I only consider the first 6 movies as anything reasonably good. Sorry, Rogue One was good, too. Solo, Kenobi and Boba Fett are rubbish, and Mandalorian is heading down the drain.

[@juanarocha8629]

I had a wonderful childhood thank you very much. But yeah it sucks that Disney is destroying the franchise. Also why haven't they done Mickey dressed up as a Jedi already? Or Donald Duck as Kylo Ren, that'd be hilarious and awesome at the same time

[@RU-qv3jl]

There are 6 Star Wars movies that recognise and a whole load of good books written by good writers. Disney can call something what they want now that they’ve purchased the IP, they cannot change my view on it. My childhood is quite happy with my view of the Star Wars universe. My view of Disney is also something that I am totally happy with and is not likely to change in the near future as they religiously destroy what people love. You do make a generally good point about their desire to force their view onto others though.

[@ftrwrwbg]

The most shocking and disturbing thing to me is that Kathleen Kennedy still isn’t fired

[@ftrwrwbg]

@Critical_Drinker Will do. Just give me sec to gather all my personal info together. SS card, credit cards, bank statements let me go get it all.

[@cpmobil2]

@@ftrwrwbg LMFAO

[@pirazel7858]

Keep in mind, almost nobody in a higher position in Hollywood is there because of their talent, knowledge or capabilities

[@RJRC_105]

She knows where the bodies are buried. I'm being she's dug up some pretty hefty kompromat on the top people at Disney.

[@ExoticOnTheBeat]

Seriously. Let me lose my company millions, upon millions of dollars and customers. I would be fired the same day.

[@waaagh3203]

Can you imagine Rey teaching someone to be a Jedi? "Master Palpatine, how do I train to do mind tricks?" Ray: "I don't know. I just kind of did it, you know, without any training. If you can't, you suck at this."

[@HumanPerson_final]

Knowing Disney these days, it won't matter. Everyone gets a Participation Lightsaber and at the end of the story, nothing has really happened.

[@woodside4life]

Hey, she trained hard! … For the better part of a Saturday!

[@NotTheStinkyCheese]

I bet the answer will be : 'cause you're not a person who identifies as a female gender. So chop that thing down there off and get some breast implants ... that'll work

[@Jrlokerfloorx]

@@woodside4life What Saturday was that?

[@michaeld5888]

Well not having all the powers at any time would be considered a flaw and such a thing as a flaw is purely a masculine trait.

[@qtheband751]

As one who belongs to the original trilogy generation, my heart is broken. The once greatest franchise in movie history is reduced to a parody of itself, struggling to regain its former glory.

[@Amanitaland]

Yeah. Now it's like one big joke.

[@deadpool-xr6dr]

Would you die of "heart broken" like Padmé?

[@Garek_George]

Dude. Ignore this shite. It doesn’t exist. It’s bad fan-fiction comedy, at best. Stick with the good stuff. Pass it on to those who come after you. Re-watch the original trilogy. Read the Expanded Universe books (pre-Disney only); there are hundreds of them. It’s plenty to keep original SW generation folks like us busy and happy while avoiding the purposeful destruction of ALL our beloved IP’s. This is happening to demoralize us. DON’T. LET. IT. HAPPEN. TO. YOU. 👊🏽👍🏽❤️

[@Solomon_C]

@@Garek_George There are also some good SW fan-fics out there. I recommend "What Lurks In The Dark" by DragonflyonBreak if you're looking for a good SW fan-fic

[@code44422]

Besides Rey being the most powerful character in not only in the whole Star Wars franchise, also in fiction in terms of power-scaling. She is also the most well-written character in the whole Star Wars franchise and fiction. Many audience and real Star Wars fans who knows both the lore of legends and Disney canon that are not actually paid by Disney said they relate to Rey the most compared to most characters, or even all the characters in fiction. Her struggles to the dark side and anger issues are the most relatable and even those who are not Star Wars fans, the entire world relates to her which makes her the greatest character in Star Wars, and also in fiction. It is said that she is a Mary Sue, but she is not since once second of her training is infinite times harder than an average Jedi’s journey to Knighthood, including Anakin’s journey also. Her struggles and life is grueling, and Rey has suffered the most compared to Anakin Skywalker, even as a little girl, Rey suffered infinite times harder than Anakin’s whole life, including when he was Darth Vader. Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@TurtleChad1]

My favorite part was when Disney lost hundreds of millions of dollars.

[@anorouch]

Billions. Toys, video games, and future generations interest all got thrown in the garbage for the sake of "The Message"

[@John_James]

Disney Shareholders do it

[@krixpop]

not enough ... not enough ... more ! MORE ! ! !

[@garyreid7865]

landfill will be full

[@djohn1671]

daisy has a body that looks the same from the front and the back.

[@Reds_dead]

“About as popular as a treadmill at a body positivity meeting” pure comedy gold 😂

[@Grandprixguffaw]

You can hear him laughing as he says that

[@HumanityisEmbarrassing]

Your mom is pure comedy gold.

[@jamesforbes5616]

You really have to admire Kathleen Kenedy though. Never have I seen such determination to fit a square peg into a round hole.

[@johnsmith4811]

She's kinky like that. Don't hate.

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@network735]

is she the unattractive actress with no jedi training?

[@wtfserpico]

I will give them one thing...the "Holdo" maneuver was so powerful that it managed to kill my last vestige of interest in Star Wars.

[@Zynthex]

​@@diomedes7971Say what you want about the battlefront 2 campaign but Admiral Versio and Iden Versio were my favourite star wars charecters I would only consider them second to The main charecters from rouge one

[@DurandalsFate]

@@diomedes7971 You do injustice to _Andor._

[@josephvisnovsky1462]

@wtfserpico Because in 25,000 years not a single male alien has ever hyper-drive rammed another on purpose. She was a feminist suicide pioneer. *sarcasm

[@BigDawg3193]

The ST must be more profitable then I thought, since they are going back to it

[@ErraticFaith]

Andor is tedious. It might be ok viewing but it's far from the soul of starwars.

[@maximiliandort3489]

I grew up with Star Wars, watched the OT religiously and could recite Empire word for word, the entire movie. i loved Star Wars, i don't use that word lightly, i loved it. Disney managed to replace this love with complete indifference.

[@glennestrada3736]

The only thing I can say is ignore Disney star wars. The opposite of love is not hate; it's apathy. Love star wars, but do. Not. Care. About Disney's retelling.

[@GrillMasterOmegon]

@@glennestrada3736 Apathy is death

[@ssharma1384]

@ MD , same exact for me except replace indifference with seething HATRED.

[@starwarsfan2851]

I grew up with the sequels ot and prequels

[@jareddemarzo8196]

I agree. I don't revel in what Star Wars has become. I watch videos like this and I shake my head, but I really just feel nothing. Well, at least we'll always have the original films. They can't take that away from us.

[@snusemcgoose1001]

The standing over the horse grave shouting "go boy" had me dying laughing, that is the perfect analogy for disney

[@madebymonkeys5641]

"I know you vomited last time you ate here sir, but how about trying the fish"? "It was the fish that made me throw up". "Ah... but this fish is 15yrs older, much better"....

[@kathleenhensley5951]

Same here... great line!

[@emirlsanchos6302]

I liken it more to digging up the dead horse's grave, bringing its decayed and worm infested corpse back to life with a voodoo ritual, and then yelling "GO BOY!"

[@captc0ck5lap60]

Just a reminder that Daisy, a child of very wealthy parents who are in the Hollywood in-crowd, said that she's struggled _just as much_ for her career as John Boyega. That she's faced just as many hurdles and her wahmenness outstrips his POCness in the progressive stack. Daisy was sent to private boarding schools and enjoyed every luxury imaginable as a child and young adult. Her parents paid for all her acting classes and helped leverage their connections to get her the roles she enjoys today. John, on the other hand, grew up a child of immigrants in the UK and had to walk to a local theatre in second-hand shoes to try to make his acting dream come true. Look how they have each been treated by Disney: Daisy like a literal canonised saint of strong boss-babeness and John like a clown who, when he complained, was then treated like literal shit. I'm not saying that Daisy deserves threats or whatever, but she could try not playing the victim for a second since she's about as privileged as you can be.

[@bassguitarislife3419]

J. Boyega’s character was supposed to be just as popular as Rey from the way they made The Fart Awakens. Rey, Finn & Poe were gonna be like the new Han, Leia & Luke but di$ney screwed that up big time.

[@reddytoplay9188]

​@@bassguitarislife3419I though John was the main character

[@cloud8521]

@@bassguitarislife3419 Poe was supposed to die, but the actor got fussy that he was going to die in a movie again so they rewrote him back in haphazardly, which is why he suddenly appears out of nowhere.

[@Elflacito]

he wasn’t fussy about it ,they actually liked him and his performance so they decided to rewrite the script to have him survive.

[@gomiwomi]

Both of them are rich and don't know who the hell you are. But I can bet most celebrity worshippers are poor.

[@yellowjello3750]

"You can't just call yourself something and expect it to come true." Brave words for 2023. lol

[@moreplatesmoretren9897]

True

[@mikeluna2026]

Well, they are common sense for most of the planet. It's mostly some people in North America and Europe (a minority of the world's population) that don't want to believe it.

[@yellowjello3750]

@@mikeluna2026 Thank you, Mike. That is the joke.

[@1247.cccccc]

It adds utility to the Star wars line: It's a TRAP!

[@josiah3820]

Yeah.

[@tubethenoob627]

“About as popular as a treadmill at a body-positivity event.” You sir, are a hero.

[@ohiyoresident]

You sir, are a fish

[@kenslycarpel3140]

@@ohiyoresident You sir, are a bird.

[@teianvs]

Nah, he is God Emperor Drinker, don’t you know?

[@christopherwilliams5912]

Stealing!

[@FBI_Not]

Thats tucking brutal

[@susanmctavish6639]

Audiences would have lost their mind's (in a good a way) if Rey had turned to the dark side for real like the vision she had. But of course Disney not bold enough to have done that.

[@andreiga76]

They said she will be the leader of the Jedi school, teaching to other women how to be Jedi (males are forbidden, they turn to the dark side).

[@astraldirectrix]

@@andreiga76 proof or cap

[@YuVen3487]

@@astraldirectrix it was in the video my guy 👍

[@ADrug]

​@@andreiga76 lol u know it's freaking bad when regardless if statement is true or not, it creates same sad laughing reaction. It would be so in character for Disney, as it's about *the message*, doesn't make much sense, goes Against not only all other SW products and established lore, but also literally last scene of the last movie (a boy picking up broom with the force, though they'd probably made him a trans-woman to further *the message* ), and their financial interests. I really just wish people making those movies found a way to distance themselves from this franchise and company, being in Star Wars seems to be a curse.

[@hibbity9694]

Unironically. Gets offered the hand to join, TAKES IT, Fin becomes the Jedi; just like it was actually set up for. Would have blown minds

[@MegaJman143]

The sad part for Daisey Riddley is she seems to have done the best she could with such a terribly written character

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Yeah. I actually liked her in TFA, especially in that scene after they defeat the Tie-Fighters on Jakku. Sure, Rey was kinda perfect, but not entirely, and until she started using Force powers (that shit was just awful), she was forgivable.

[@mediocreman2]

She kept going back. She could have easily left after the first movie. She just didn't care about Star Wars. She just wanted the money. She shouldn't be defended.

[@rathael1428]

@@mediocreman2 For a new unknown actress she at least can be forgiven for it. What excuse is there for the actors that made a huge fortune already that go back to revise a character into the ground? Harrison Ford, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Etc?

[@MsRuneGirl]

@@mediocreman2she probably signed a contract to be part of the entire series and future movies when they hired her.

[@Lunk42]

Which isn't saying much because her acting boils down to :o

[@undead9999]

"Is that a personal attack or something?" Never gets old 😂😂 Adam Driver did the right thing, distancing himself. He followed in Robert Pattinson's footsteps after Twilight. Wise move

[@Madagon367]

There are rumors that him and Mark Hamill will both be back for the movie.

[@icypastasauce7240]

​@@Madagon367 *Vader scream"* NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@undead9999]

@Friis Torben Tappert rumors are like farts. Bad wind 🤣 let's see if they come true

[@jiggycalzone8585]

@@Madagon367 As much of TLJ they want to retcon... Thats an aspect I would welcome

[@cyborgchicken3502]

​@@Madagon367 that's a shame because Driver is actually a really good actor, I watched The Man who killed Don Quixote with him in the lead role and it was such a great film

[@joshtenney6281]

I was at Star Wars Celebration yesterday and they were meant to have Hayden Christensen come on at 12pm but he was a no show and so they sent out Kathleen Kennedy for an interview. There were cheers but also a lot of booing when she came onto the stage. Even the star wars fans who still have hope for star wars and go to conventions are booing her.

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

I'm surprised nobody threw a tomato at her. She deserves to be reviled. Her and every one of her disgusting toadies that make up the lucasfilm writing staff.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

I'm *SO* glad I exited the so-called SW community when I did. Left as a legend and a hero. Thousands of people learned from me, enjoyed my work, and now... my OWN I.P. is an award-winning series. 🙂 It's LEAGUES better than SW. By far. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

[@rubbishopinions6468]

No wonder Hayden no showed.

[@noahdrucker3076]

Really? Hayden must've showed up eventually because I saw videos of him at the convention.

[@harrambou9468]

@@noahdrucker3076 yeah me too…

[@oakenmethod]

"You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true." Imagine the world we'd have if people weren't so divorced from this simple reality.

[@patricklewis9787]

The transgender movement and its impact on society

[@oakenmethod]

@@patricklewis9787 Correct. Also acceptable would have been "I was spanked as a child and I turned out fine" or "This new bill will have Z-E-R-O impact on the national debt."

[@oakenmethod]

@DraculaCronqvist All new destinations begin with the journey.

[@Hellefleur]

Excuse you, i find that offensive!! -Honorable Duke Hellefleur Esquire The Excellent.

[@MorganEdgy]

@@patricklewis9787 except that's not how transgender people work.

[@Will008]

It is still shocking to me that Rey has all of these powers, but never had any training or went through the Jedi trials.

[@Biscuits645]

Umm she's a woman! She doesn't need to do all that.

[@Will008]

@@Biscuits645 🤦🏾‍♂️lol

[@kadran3263]

Would love to have the back story on this told as her powers all disappear through the course of the narrative and she has to rebuild without any woke bs

[@Will008]

@@kadran3263 Especially!! It’s ridiculous!!!

[@jimmy22334]

​@@kadran3263nah I'd rather just have Finn

[@RogueFox2185]

Oscar Issac is the perfect stand-in for ex-fans who once loved Star Wars, just going through the motions and slowly dying inside as they can only sigh with baited breath as Kathleen continues to Order 66 the franchise.

[@72Adub]

I just hope that Daisy can fit this role into her busy acting schedule.

[@NiteF0X]

HA

[@JarrellHall]

Well currently she's very busy producing, writing, and starring in a few projects....so....yeah...

[@Toolness1]

@@JarrellHall More riveting box office busting blockbusters like The Bubble and Chaos Walking?

[@kwilde2387]

Shots fired

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

You don't understand. They're gonna team her up with Baby Yoda, guys! Yay! Surefire hit! What? Oh, you mean they tried that with BB8, and that sailed over as well the Titanic?

[@jamesmcstein6758]

I still can't get over when Han Solo died Leia hugged Rey instead of Chewy 😢

[@apollyon9946]

I couldn't believe what I was seeing in the theater. Chewy just casually walks around in the background having no reaction to Leia. Han was his best friend for like 50 years or whatever. Rey just met him like a day ago. Unbelievable...

[@tbirdpunk]

How safe is it for a geriatric woman to hug a wookiee?

[@MrNorker77]

@@tbirdpunk Very! Wookies aren't wild and savage animals (They're also not real).

[@Philo-ul2uq]

​@@tbirdpunk cocaine helps

[@Saint_nobody]

Compile that with the fact, she never awarded the Wookie at the end of A New Hope, maybe she's just racist against those sasquatchilian species. 😂

[@azerkahn]

My dear Star Wars fans, please do not see the new movies in the theater, don't buy any dvd, game, toys, or any other merchandise. You don't need to encourage this, and you don't need put yourself through it. We are better than this, and we deserve better.

[@theopportuneson699]

The problem for Daisy Ridley is that it’s much easier for Adam Driver to put distance from the Disney trilogy because he’s a much more established actor. The Disney trilogy was supposed to be Daisy’s launchpad, and she gave it her all, but the writers and directors may have broken her career.

[@darthvaydor6716]

And she just sucks as an actress

[@FedReserveCorrupt]

Maybe … but Daisy has the acting range of a plank of wood.

[@delusion5867]

@@FedReserveCorrupt if i remember correctly, her first acting gig was as a corpse... suits her acting range

[@bros4654]

I actually don't hold anything against Daisy. There are plenty of limited actors that I still enjoy. I cannot stand Rey as a character, but its not Daisy's fault.

[@costernocht]

Daisy needs to do a 19th century costume drama.

[@MultiTexMex]

Did anyone else feel completely indifferent when they announced the newest films?

[@xuvial1391]

I mean...we're still caring about it enough to comment on it, and watch a video of someone ranting about it...so we haven't quite reached the "indifference" yet. True indifference would be ignoring it's entire existence and not even bothering to complain about it. That's the kind of indifference that big media corporations fear. For content creators like Drinker who rely on ranting on modern movies for content/views, being indifferent is not an option.

[@Hgh38]

I mean I just don't really care about these movies at this point

[@Afflictamine]

ever since I saw Force Awakens in the cinema I knew we were fucked. then Mandalorian gave me hope again, but now even that isn't looking too good anymore

[@SwiftSloth]

I saw the announcement video pop up on my recommended. Scrolled right past it. This video started playing against my will. I’ve completely given up on Star Wars. Even Mando is different. All I have is the originals and prequels.

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

Not really, because although I've literally never seen a Star Wars movie (unless you count SpaceBalls), I look forward to the Drinker mercilessly rip the films a new one when they're out.

[@TheDahveeed]

"You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true"...the line that a disturbing amount of the world needs to be reminded of.

[@LittleMopeHead]

Ah the pronouns too.

[@Crow_T_Robot]

Underrated comment. Deserves 50k more likes!

[@neosildrake]

My thoughts exatly. But that's the whole leftist wokels schtick.

[@uchiha-boy1003]

I'm the God of war

[@markusfreund6961]

I was gonna say, isn't that the epitome of "far-right" "transphobic" "patriarchal" "bigotry" formerly known as basic sanity and common sense?

[@ouchiegiverjr]

As a kid you can actually grow on the prequels and it transitions so beautifully to the OG and if you leave the sequels out you get such a wonderful end to heroes that truly do bring “A new hope”. I’ll keep those movies in mind, not whatever the rat shits out.

[@r.s.7929]

For whatever flaws the prequels have as movies, most of us can at least appreciate what they contributed to the overall story. The sequels don't have that same sense of vision or purpose.

[@Feja2503]

@@r.s.7929 The prequels are complete masterpieces compared to what star wars gets now.The red lining was at least good, just a shame they ruined the potential with a lot of plot stupidity.

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯

[@LiamHannon98]

4:27 “You can’t just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true” Boy is that something people desperately need to hear these days.

[@rocketjimmy9238]

I like how drinker has a lot of empathy for Daisy Ridley’s predicament. I often see (less intelligent) creators blaming the actor or actress for the character’s writing when in reality they normally have very little control over the character itself. Drinker correctly blaming the people behind the character is a welcome change

[@captainblood9616]

100% right. Just as I was thinking "I kinda feel sorry for Daisy Ridley" Drinker said the same thing. Same deal with the poor guy who acted Jar Jar in the prequels, and I what's her name from the sequels. One exception is Brie Larson who is genuinely unlikable in real life as well as in the movie.

[@propheinx2250]

I used to feel bad for Daisy's predicament, but I don't feel bad for battered women that return to their abusers. So I really can't feel bad for her anymore. She went back after the fact. It's obviously what she wants.

[@justinbowers2749]

The difference is Abused victims are usually under the thumb of the abuser, they get gaslighted, cajoled and bullied, to the point where the abuser has a psychological grip on them. Ridley does it because she wants to and lacks self awareness that her character isn’t well liked

[@Cedisdead]

True but Daisy is a mediocre actor

[@marcelk3847]

Well i like watching Daisy at least 👀

[@DrDodo117]

The fact that mark Hamil refers to Rey as daisy’s character more than once tells me that daisy Ridley is not the problem but it’s Disney that is the true problem.

[@Kazanko28]

Yeah, I don't blame the actors at all. It's just what they were stuck with. Just like John Boyega, I felt like they were going to make him force sensitive, which would've been interesting, but no... they just decided to make him another stupid comic relief side character.

[@TheKrimsonDemon]

@@Kazanko28 I so badly hate Disney for this still. It was teased so hard, it would’ve been nice to see him

[@Aztecatl7]

Though nothing against her as a person, still, Daisy Ridley signed on to come back.

[@stormzo6235]

Yeah I actually liked her playing the role. The character is deffoo the problem.

[@guidelamp4025]

I find it incredibly ironic that Mark Hamill is so critical of Disney, when he's the type of person who staunchly supports everything that makes Disney horrible.

[@Sylmarys24]

I agree, Daisy Ridley was only 23 when she got this role, she had had absolutely no experience at all with movies and probably wrote a contract for the next 2, no matter how good they were. That said, she has done other movies but its pretty clear she had nothing to do with the writing or reaction to Rey. Same with John Boyega and Adam Driver. They both have no love for their roles either, just like us, and I can't blame them at all.

[@duyvukhanh4525]

​@@vawaie9vawa623they hate the role's writing, not the role itself

[@duyvukhanh4525]

@@vawaie9vawa623 they didn't know the script before signing in for the role (which is their literal job). Do you know what i mean?

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯💯

[@code44422]

Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯💯

[@DJohnson899]

It would be neat to see Daisy do a movie with a good story and director, just to see if she’s actually awful or the Disney quacks are that terrible.

[@johnmarkarth2249]

I think it’s the Disney quacks cause Mark thought she was a good person that’s why he remembers her name and always pretends to forget Rey

[@nont18411]

Chaos Walking isn’t that good either so maybe both

[@brendanh8978]

I mean, Mark Hamill wasn't anything special as an actor in the original series. The only stand-out actor was Harrison Ford, with Alec Guinness lending a little gravitas at the end of his career. It was the story that made them all into cultural touch stones, they all just had to be competent actors and go along for the ride.

[@punchykarma6685]

I mean Daisy has made fun of the new trilogies so she even realized how poorly managed it was

[@punchykarma6685]

@@brendanh8978 Mark Hamill is more than competent. He is an amazing actor, but in star wars it's hard to act out bad writing. I mean have you heard Mark's Joker voice acting

[@stevemeyer4765]

I genuinely think it's just hubris at this point. Kennedy just CAN'T let it go. Unless someone above her is going to stop her then it's just going to continue indefinitely.

[@CountZero78]

"Sheer F..."

[@sterlingdennett]

Eventually she'll croak. THEN maybe we'll get something better, unless one of her hand-picked successors takes up the reins!

[@vladpiranha]

I guarantee her relationship with superiors was sexual when she was starting out. That would explain how someone so talentless could advance, her obsessive misandry , and how Hollywood executives keep their mouths shut about her incompetence.

[@reverbtheraptor8529]

Yeah they should be focusing their time on something that most of the fans ACTUALLY want like reviving and completing Star Wars 1313

[@commandercaptain4664]

Your choices are simple: 1. Gather $4B and buy the franchise from her. 2. Get hired by Disneyfilm and shape the franchise from the inside. 3. Buy majority shares from Disneyfilm and tell them upfront what to do. 4. By some sheer act of will, forget Disneyfilm, get an RPG and play out your own franchise. Cuz clearly, armchair posturing with a KZbin dorklord like Drinker, who just admitted his scheme to continue monetizing hatred, ain’t cutting it.

[@GenericInternetter]

A fourth movie in a trilogy? Now that really did subvert my expectations!

[@28russ]

Yeah, only Douglas Adams is allowed to do that with 5 books in the hitchhikers guide trilogy 😂

[@commandercaptain4664]

Wake me up when we get to _Spaceballs 3: Deh Suych For Spaceballs 2_

[@Tarhiel]

They´re just trying to copy Douglas Adams, but without his writing skill :)

[@sloppykittens822]

I appreciated the chuckle at the “as popular as a treadmill at a body positivity meeting” cuz that one got me 😂

[@sh1zukaapple257]

The fan base: "Ew Ray is trash" Disney: "They love her!!! They really love her😃"

[@ゼロシン]

Rey is ok but her movies are wasted potential

[@bakonphat]

Don't forget to edit in there. They love our newest Disney princess.

[@cybernet343]

@@ゼロシン I'll give Daisy Ridley the benefit of the doubt any day, but not Rey.

[@GulfbeachMateo]

#DontWatchDontStream

[@athejbaka7084]

Almost like making money isn’t and was never the goal social conditioning is

[@HeisenbergFam]

"Somehow Palpatine returned" has to be one of the "wtf" lines in history, Disney has truly outdone themselves with questionable choices

[@taags]

Even toddlers can write better stories.

[@ghostflame9211]

according to Honest Trailers, they explained palpatine's return in a seasonal challenge of fortnite. so i looked it up on star wars wiki, and apparently the fortnite event wasnt an official star wars event, but they liked it so much they chose to canonize it. which means they officially acknowledge fortnite as part of the star wars universe. and honestly, im not sure which one is worse.

[@marcuscato9083]

During the second movie, I found myself so bored that I started watching a KZbin video about a family that owned a massive python as a pet. I never saw the third one. So all this time, I thought the line "Somehow Palpatine returned" was just something people were saying to make fun of the writing. I never imagined that was an actual line from the movie. 🤪

[@andyquinn3996]

​@@ghostflame9211 I mean, that's saying a lot, when freaking fortnite can write a better story and reason as to why x villain came back to life than what you will ever do, that speaks volume.

[@QuicksilverTheElegant]

Now I’ve made that one of my lessons while writing a book: Never say ‘somehow’, ESPECIALLY in dialogue. It’s code talk for ‘we don’t f*ckin know and we don’t care to know’ (or at least don’t use it as an out-of-character excuse)

[@adnaanu]

To think Daisy turned down, Matt Berrys offer of being a reoccurring character in Toast of London and chose to be Rey.

[@itseoin_]

''u cant just call yourself something and expect it to be true'' so many people need to hear that these days

[@totenkopf30]

Yeah, the brit who make this "critics". The same genius who calls House of the Dragon and The Ladt of Us series a masterpiece.

[@sheadoolittle]

“I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!” Monty Python and the Holy grail

[@DarkownerMinimalist]

racist! :D justkidding

[@jeebuschristos8423]

She's a transJedi...

[@thejoshernut]

Facts

[@dorianl7294]

So apparently the movie is about her building a "new jedi order"... Yenno, the plot that should have been given to Luke in the first place. Thanks, Disney.

[@jakebailey5834]

I agree

[@theread3480]

I think its funny how disney completely undid all the work done to save the galaxy in the original trilogy just to tell us the exact same story but worse

[@commandercaptain4664]

@Theread 34 That’s just par for the course whenever leadership changes hands. The new boss doesn’t want to be the same as the old boss, so this new one decided to traffic in nostalgia HARD with new characters they thought would sell alongside the old guard, expanding the profit profile… Whoops. Whoopsies!

[@hb1338]

@@commandercaptain4664 From the financial point of view, films are very risky. Sticking with tried and tested formulae never cost any financial controller their job, even if it completely lost the fan base.

[@hatswitchstudios]

Almost like they should have just stuck to the original road map they acquired. All those books about Luke building a new Jedi order.

[@Eric-pt3vq]

The saddest part of this for me is that I never HAD a problem with Rey being the new face of Star Wars. I never had a problem with any of the cast. There was so much potential. If they had only been written and directed by competent people without a political/social agenda. What a tragedy.

[@fish5645]

This means you don't mind the actor being the new face, Rey as a CHARACTER is flawed beyond belief. She is just Luke Skywalker but without an Aunt or Uncle or anything of real substance. Her only unique trait is her ability to never struggle, strangely the galaxy folds when it is convenient for her. Just look at what Mark Hamill said, Daisy is a great person and a good actor but the character Rey is a disgrace.

[@Eric-pt3vq]

Right. Rey as she was written and directed is terrible. With different writers and directors it could have been a lot different.

[@bavariancarenthusiast2722]

There is no political / social agenda in Disney, they just want to make money that's it.

[@kaasmeester5903]

I think that's the case for the last trilogy in general. Sure, the plot has plenty of issues, but let's be honest here: the plot for the original trilogy isn't exactly 'Hamlet' either. These are simple stories and simple heroes, made great by compelling writing, directing and cinematography. That is what is missing here: competent writers who understand the art of storytelling. Good writers could have made something good out of this trilogy.

[@gridlock2958]

Agree with most of it but I don’t know what potential you saw. If it was completely different in every way post EP VII then maybe it could’ve been (even though Han and Leia divorce is dumb). But it was genuinely the biggest insult to writing ever.

[@narwhalking2788]

Asohka was the last hope for Star Wars. I was one who thought that Dave could do better like his previous projects, but he isn't making what he used to. Mighty grim news *God Emperor Drinker*.

[@jamescarr1265]

*sigh* it’s bad. at least we’ll always have the old Ahsoka ❤

[@originalAoitora]

I hope Rose Tico is in the upcoming film! Rey could teach her everything she knows in an afternoon and turn Rose in to a Jedi too. She could call herself Rose Organa Solo (coz why not?). You're right, Palpatine would make a fantastic villain. This will be a huge hit.

[@samblack5313]

“Rose Organa Solo” Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MSpotatoes]

Palpatine can't be used again for 1.2 movies, so they'll use Darth Vader, somehow, cause nobody really dies or some crap.

[@samblack5313]

@Axe Gilman Sooo what you’re saying is your expectation is that Palpatine can’t be used for 1-2 movies… prepare to have your expectations subverted, sir 😃

[@samblack5313]

Mate, I can’t even eat my lunch because I keep laughing at ‘Rose Organa Solo’ 😂😂😂😂

[@MSpotatoes]

@@samblack5313 No I said 1.2 movies, meaning he'll be back partway through the next movie. 🤣

[@CCEkeke]

"Rey Palpatine is about as popular as a treadmill at a Body Positivity Meeting." That one killed me dead.

[@quixquire1761]

“killed me dead” Well I’d hate to be killed into alive!

[@jstos3675]

Omg are you a ghost?

[@rydok1313]

Heck even he laughed.😂😂😂

[@one_hit_man]

that one breathed me air

[@jstos3675]

@@one_hit_man was it mouth to mouth?

[@kevinburke3573]

I was genuinely baffled at this announcement. If it had been announced on the 1st of April I would have automatically thought it was a practical joke.

[@RetroGameSpacko]

at Disney it is April 1st all year long

[@Simon-xc5oy]

I feel like holding a wake. After the Funeral that is Star Wars. This was the moment I realized that what I loved was truly dead, ruined and was never ever going to even improve, let alone recover to the heights of what it was. I feel bereaved, like I lost a family member or a good friend I have known all my life, because in a way I have. Before this they were ill, struggling but there was still hope. Now they have killed it for me. I need to let it go and I wont even bother pirating the crap Disney series. I had intended to see Ahsoka at some point and maybe season 2 of Andor. But I just cant bring myself to bother now. Its all pointless. I hope the Daisy Ridley film tanks like a holed submarine. Worse than Ghostbusters 2016. Thats how fed up with it I am these days.

[@notoriousrod77]

They dont care about you guys😂😂 they after your little siblings, your kids, the fan base has always been toxic as hell but they target the younger demo each time out which gives the IP the longevity it has had.

[@Peanutdenver]

Kathleen Kennedy is that compulsive gambler at the blackjack table who's lost 500k, but just keeps laying down bets while hitting on soft 20s.

[@georgejones5019]

​@notoriousrod77 I don't think it's toxic. That claim only came up after the new trilogy because long-time fans hated it, and rightfully so. It's been largely mismanaged as an IP.

[@CEAsfg]

“Life isn’t some musical where you sing a little song and you’re insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.” -Chief Bogo, Zootopia

[@tokiwartooth]

"You cant just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true" If only everyone understood this

[@TKDBoy1889]

Society spent a generation placating everyone's fantasies and telling them that they could be absolutely anything, giving them trophies even when they lost. It's going to take a while to undo that mindset.

[@Aurtistic-Talen]

@@TKDBoy1889 Unless Russia does it for us, And nukes the bloody west already!

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Antifa has entered the chat.

[@fakecubed]

@@Aurtistic-Talen Man, back in 2017, everyone was so sure North Korea was going to nuke the West Coast. Think of how much better the world would be today if that had happened.

[@elizabethanthony3916]

😁👍👏👏👏👏👏

[@mauriceisaac3646]

Regina George: "Kathleen, stop trying to make Rey happen. She's never going to happen."

[@DagothUr69]

that a real quote? If so do you have link?

[@knju1monsterhunt656]

@Dagoth Ur Its an altered quote from that movie Mean Girls.

[@randomhuman97]

It's not about the money, it's About sending a message

[@kuhanblock9380]

@@randomhuman97 there are far better ways to deliver the message but they just don't care

[@Helix7rance]

This must be a blessing for the tens of people that love this character and what they did with the franchise.

[@Scripture-Man]

I didn't know there were tens of people on the writing team.

[@donaldbell2554]

Ha yes

[@davidrisselada6199]

😅 the tens of people.

[@Nemenis]

I’m a rey fan

[@SquareLizard924.0]

Tens of people? Bit generous

[@arnoldtabor3767]

I'm telling my kids it ends with the clone wars animation

[@chrisrawr6177]

I mean good idea not a big cartoon/anime guy myself but the clone wars one was good.

[@imperix668]

In that 15 years, Rey became the greatest and wisest jedi master ever, establishing a new jedi temple with her engineering prowess, that was a marvel to behold, and a beacon to all that was good within the galaxy. She restored the jedi order in a manner that surpasses the days of the old republic, and peace and tranquility reigned. She handed the order off to one of her former male students, now a jedi master, and left to meditate on her success and awesomeness. Upon her return, the order is in disarray, having been mismanaged and bungled by this idiotic male jedi master, and Rey has to put the house back in order.

[@misanthropicattackhelicopt4148]

Disney "your hired"

[@dachicagoan8185]

Also, even though she doesn't need any assistance, all of them will be women anyway. Maybe a gay man will help her out too

[@andrewgroves3601]

Couldn't of said it better myself 👏👏

[@CorePathway]

NAILED IT!

[@joshsimpson79]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@Succumbed2Rum]

I watched all the movies again in order 1-9 with my 9yo daughter and kept my mouth shut bc I wanted to know if I was just old and jaded. After the last movie, I asked which was her favorite and she said the OG episodes 4-6 were her fav by a lot. Watching them again, it's amazing how easy to follow those movies are and how likeable the characters were compared to all the movies that followed.

[@Stefantius]

zero idea how she picked 4-6 over 1-3

[@irmuusanaa4227]

Padme for the prequeals and the awesome ending of the original trilogy. Honestly the reason why kids love the prequeals including myself as it was my first experience with Star Wars is because of how one event leads to the other, Anakin joining the order>death of anakin’s mother leading him to step into the dark side> to the death of anakin and birth of Vader. When you watch the entire six movies you get a better understanding of this monster of a man. While the sequel there’s no focus! We get this random sand girl and this cast of no bodies that get no development. The First trilogy developed Luke and showed him losing and evolving. Taking the call once he witnessed the evil of the empire> The first duel facing the physical form of the empires might and learning his connection to it> Finally saving anakin from the darkness he was drowning in and allowing anakin to used the might of evil to destroy the ultimate evil. You know what the sequels had? None of that!

[@That_Guy00]

That's just a sample of 1 though. I mean, I watched the 6 films with my little cousins and grandfather. They liked them all but preferred the prequels more.

[@Joker.9.9.9]

@@Stefantius Anakin is a huge reason why lot of ppl love the prequel

[@dealler669]

We believe you, Rebecca.

[@mrg2155]

I always loved when Obi Wan advised Luke, “Use the female, Luke! Let go Luke!”

[@dangerfly]

Do confident men constantly complain about females? Insecure dudes are sooo weak sounding.

[@MrDj232]

The female is everywhere Luke. It surrounds us and penetrates us.

[@Facade953]

They turned Luke gay in those horrible Marvel Star Wars comics.

[@v8matey]

Im surprised you don't have to be gay just to work at Disney

[@GermanShepherd2]

@@MrDj232 😏

[@IllisiaAdams]

What bothers me most about Rey when compared to Luke is that Luke - and the entire original trilogy's plot - was always based around the classic storytelling concept of "The Hero's Journey" (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero%27s_journey?wprov=sfla1), as stated by George Lucus himself. THJ (as I'll shorten it to now) goes back thousands of years and has been used *countless* times for good blooming reason! Because it makes for a good story! Luke had his THJ, and it was utterly *destroyed* in the sequel trilogy. What's worse? Rey *doesn't have a THJ* ! She skips most of it, really. That's why she's so boring! It's utterly infuriating and saddening that we lose Luke - a flawed but ultimately heroic character - and get Rey, the fudging *perfect* hero... #nothanks!

[@AtticusKarpenter]

Good stories don't have to be very similar to THJ (although the popularity of the original trilogy rests in no small part on how brilliantly Lucas transposed classic THJ into space fantasy), but Rey's story is literally the dark twin, THJ's satanic bible that breaks every step and makes character uninteresting and repulsive in every possible way.

[@karimb972]

And she is a girl. Most of us don't want to be led in battle or saved by a girl. It's a raw fact. We are hardwired that way. Men fight and women care for children and the elderly. That's the reason all those movies are so cringe: they all go against human nature.

[@Feja2503]

@@AtticusKarpenter You can let the villain do it, but if the mc is that way it makes for a hateworthy character. Hell even a training ofscreen is better. Kylo, despite falling into the losing to girl MC thing is a more interesting 'hero'. Despite being the villain. Rey is written as a half villain, while Kylo is written like half a hero.

[@x-omnistar-x9602]

“Rey is back for another Star Wars movie.” Literally the entire fandom: That’s not true… That’s impossible!

[@xuvial1391]

It was inevitable. All the sequel movies consistently made 3-5x their budget in profit. TFA - budget $400 million - box office $2 billion TLJ - budget $300 million - box office $1.3 billion ROS - budget $350 million - box office $1.1 billion

[@Christrulesall2]

Yes...Look at the Star Wars celebration, Omni. You know it to be true.

[@jaycee330]

@@xuvial1391 Most of that from overseas sales.

[@xuvial1391]

@@jaycee330 Money is money, doesn't matter whether it comes from overseas or domestic.

[@jaycee330]

@@xuvial1391 Well, if the money making were mostly focused on domestic sales, we'd probably would have had a better product.

[@alphacause]

Rey's return is the ultimate form of job security for The Critical Drinker and any KZbin creator who applies common sense in their critique of cinematic wokeness. For this gift, I am thankful to Kathleen Kennedy and her ilk.

[@kirga4914]

God Emperor Drinker*

[@hoisin75]

Yes, the side industry of hate watching has been great fun for us former fans

[@zeppelincraft1443]

Anakin: I BRUNG JOBS, CONTENT and SECURITY for my new KZbin channel! Obi-wan: YOUR KZbin CHANNEL?

[@reviewaccount469]

The Drinker flip flops too much for me. Watch his "The Last of Us" episode 2 or "Dungeons and Dragons" movie analyses. Suddenly he can't see "the message" in those, but he is always consistent with Disney franchises. I won't suggest a conspiracy like he is a paid Disney only critic... no, I wouldn't do that, but it should make everyone question why he only sees "the message" in their product. Do I disagree with his Disney franchise analysis? No, I don't. I think he is right on. Do I disagree when he doesn't give the same analysis for woke crap that is a different studio? YES, I absolutely disagree when he flip flops.

[@esyphillis101]

@@reviewaccount469 I think he isn’t intrinsically against wokeness, only when it comes at the expense of telling a good story.

[@RandosWelcomePodcastChannel]

"You can’t just call yourself something and expect it to come true.” Best, most apt line of the entire video.

[@tacticalmattfoley]

Joe Biden does it daily....

[@TheJaminator128]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that...

[@abstractnonsense3253]

As the Kwisatz Haderach, I disagree.

[@tashvadj4914]

What is a woman then?

[@infidelheretic923]

Sounds vaguely like an attack on a certain segment of a certain community.

[@chrisprysok7634]

Rey is a fsiled padawan. She failed her training. Leia taught her not to be afraid of "who you are". The last thing we see rey do is lie about her name, and live behind stolen valor. She is not a skywalker and had she succesed in her training she would have said palpatine.

[@SuigaRou]

I'm actually looking forward to more of these movies. Not cause I'm gonna watch the movies themselves, but I look forward to the hours of entertainment I'm gonna get from watching guys like Drinker and Mauler tear them apart.

[@spiderknight2698]

Well we something in common😅😂

[@Simon-xc5oy]

I know...its going to be like going to a Roman Circus....One thing for sure is it will be a damn sight more entertaining than any of the films. It reminds me of the mess the BBC made with Chibnal and Jodie as Doctor Who. It tanked badly, ratings fell off a cliff, no one was watching on Iplayer or catchup or BBC America etc either. The action figures did not sell either, but the classic era stuff continues to do big business. And now the BBC are trying to course correct but I think its too late. The Doctors character has been changed and damaged to badly to repair. The you tubers and mockery online was epic and its still going on. The show gets more publicity from people tearing into how bad it is than anything else. Its sad, but there you are. Star Wars is now in the same toilet. And James Bond is outside knocking on the same door with the cast of Trek and its writers in the line behind him....

[@Ricardo-cl3vs]

@@Simon-xc5oy Indiana Jones is gonna be next.

[@Umxyz]

I've actually yet to sit through the entirety of the sequel movies, I don't think I ever will. I saw the first one, it was bad... started watching the second, it was horrible, did not finish watching it... the third I rather pretend it doesn't exist, I'm not watching it... So just like you said, thank you to Drinker, Mauler and the rest for going through these so we don't have to.

[@theend9494]

a whole new universe haha

[@chrisdodds1877]

Regarding Rey 'Skywalker', "you can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true"... Isn't that the entire aim of 'THE MESSAGE' Idiology.

[@GeryonM]

Yep. Careful God Emperor Drinker keep telling truth bombs like that and they will come for you.

[@inendlesspain4724]

It's a constant push to condition people to ignore their most basic intellectual skills so these people can get away with "being" whatever they want to claim to be, completely undisputed.

[@kreishon]

“As popular as a treadmill at a body positivity convention”, is a top notch line

[@primepete]

I’m still hung up on how she beat Kylo Ren, a trained psycho assassin killer, in the first movie. What

[@FromageFantasy]

I shouldn't care if disney fails but I truly, truly hope they do

[@NL-X]

it wouldn't be a surprise to be sure, but it would be a welcome one XD

[@kerriscoaching]

"That Rey Skywalker is about as popular with general audiences as a treadmill at a body positivity meeting" 😂

[@Raskolnikov70]

Or the salads at the catering table during lunch break.

[@danbaumann8273]

🤣

[@Agooo13431]

It would bring immense joy to my heart if Rey, Captain Marvel and Galladriel all acted in a movie called: "rise of the franchise destroyers"

[@stage6fan475]

😁😆🤣🤣

[@inendlesspain4724]

Imagine if, several years after the end of the "woke era" (at which point people will universally stop pretending any of the stuff coming out today is any good) they make a documentary series about the franchises ruined during those times and some of the creatives behind each respective project come forward to basically say "yeah, it was all shit and we didn't know what we were doing".

[@louisduarte8763]

That's what disappointed me about Brie as Captain Marvel. Not that a superhero movie had a female lead (Wonder Woman proved that can work), but that she lacked much of a personality. They made her more boring than what some people wrongly accuse Superman of being.

[@samcochran8203]

@@inendlesspain4724 Please, as if their egotism and narcissistic personalities would ever allow them to come on camera and say that, but then again, they do love the spotlight, be it colored gold as an oscar or brown as a pile of shite

[@Agooo13431]

The reason for the "woke era" to be a thing, in the first place, is because companies can still make money while pandering to whatever social agenda happens to trend on Twitter that week The reason they were able to make so much money is because they could borrow so much with low interest rates. The reason for that is because in the 1990's a man called Alan Greenspan came up with a terrible idea of keeping interest rates very low for very long, with quick economy boom and awful longterm results. So Greenspan is the reason we have Rey.

[@AdamTheStorysmith]

Whenever the Drinker uses the “is that a personal attack or something?” I say YES!

[@treysabre2943]

Rey is as charming as Kathleen Kennedy

[@Scruffynerfherder10]

Well she is a self insert, so makes sense

[@dangurtler7177]

No, Kathleen is much less likable.

[@Six_Gorillion]

@@dangurtler7177 ye rey is at least of breeding age

[@danielfrank4630]

@@Six_Gorillion 😏😳

[@joseabreu-nn5cu]

@Six Gorillian dude really said “breeding” like go outside u virgin

[@crawdaddy.actual]

I have felt bad for Ridley basically this whole time. Cause she's not a bad actress and seems like a nice lady IRL. But she's embroiled in this controversial role that is no doubt doing damage to her career outside Star Wars and her personal life. And I can't blame her for keeping the role going cause it's probably the best gig she can get.

[@russell6075]

Yea she admitted no one is offering her roles so she’s basically stuck in this universe

[@4tdaz]

Agree. I felt the same about jar jar actor.

[@HalfEatenMedia]

Well as far as her career goes she’ll be very wealthy when all said and done. Not a bad exchange compared to actors that’ll never catch a break

[@probst9999999999]

Lol I would play Rey too if it was offered to me, can't blame her at all the problem is not her it is the story.

[@AvoidTheCadaver]

@Teutonic Nobility People also thought Kristen Stewart couldn't act because she was tarred by the twilight films but she's had some highly praised performances when directed by a director who knows what they're doing so who knows

[@dutch_asocialite]

One of my favourite parts of the Battle Angel: Alita manga was the Zapan arc, where Zapan - a secondary character introduced in the first arc - returned after Alita had savagely humiliated him and with the power of her lost nanotech berserker body, went on destroy just about everything she held dear: her adoptive father, her home, many friends and even those friends who survived treated her as pariah because of Zapan constantly shouting her name. Eventually, she defeated him but at great cost to her body and, even worse, with a firearm, earning her the death sentence in the Scrapyard; the story only continued because she made a deal with the city of Zalem to serve as their agent in the wasteland, to secure their interests. Because of her hubris early on, Alita suffered severe repercussions and ramifications down the line that inexorably altered the course of the story and delivered one of the most sobering moments for a character - and a female one at that - I've ever seen. To make a mistake is something that can define a character just as much as their feats and triumphs, something that Ma-Rey Sue Palpatine is painfully lacking.

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

No female character made by Hollywood would ever go through even a fraction of what you just described. Maybe 15 years ago, but now? The message reigns supreme, and people are willing to cut their ears off to stop the noise.

[@Nfshotpursuitking]

Is there an anime adaptation for this story yet?

[@CynicalOldDwarf]

@@Nfshotpursuitking No, only the first Arc which the hollywood live action movie also covered

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

@@Nfshotpursuitking There's an OVA of it, but no actual anime adaptation

[@rudedude1686]

She should've killed him like I told her to when I watched the movie ...but she didn't. Ohh, women..

[@GoryEyedBeast1978]

4:26 "You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true"......I think that's the whole point OF the awful sludge Disney has been churning out isn't it?

[@therodian96]

When she introduces herself as "Master Skywalker" to someone, I will start to lose it.

[@xitaris5981]

I'll be buying a new TV if that happens. After having destroyed my current TV in rage.

[@frost1842]

She will, the story for next sequel from the last trilogy is about Rey continue build the new Jedi Order that Luke start and of course she will introduce herself to new apprentice

[@sebastianb.3978]

​@@frost1842 So basically, after stealing Anakin's story, she steals Luke's next. Cool. Where's the vodka?

[@RandoGrunt]

I am going to do everything I can to forget this thing even exists.

[@bustaruckus5611]

Only if you stoop so low as to actually watch ut

[@happyhammer1]

"You can't just call yourself something and expect it to become true" I can't help but think of a certain modern trend when I heard this.

[@rickswordfire4774]

They/them who shall not be named.

[@BaldCape9]

oy vey shut it down!

[@Weirdaman]

You will never be a real jedi.

[@Youtuber-ly6tx]

nice.

[@dragonslayerornstein9553]

Sums it up neatly.

[@x-omnistar-x9602]

The worst part about this is not that Rey is returning to the franchise. The worst part about this is that there are going to be people who refer to her as ‘Rey Skywalker’ in the movie.

[@xitaris5981]

According to Rey, kissing a Skywalker means you're married

[@blakethegreatone2058]

Ya. The sky walker thing was my 2nd most hated part of the last 3 movies.

[@Tommytakanawa]

​@@blakethegreatone2058 I would have puked in my mouth if I had actually gone to see it. Which I didn't.

[@dequasont1063]

@@Tommytakanawa its just a movie bro and its just a name. A bad choice indeed but its a kids show at the end of the day

[@banned2911]

@@blakethegreatone2058 is the 1st most hated part the return of palpatine ?

[@yiledute]

15 years? Imagine just how much more powerful she is going to be. She was already the strongest jedi to ever lived.

[@CATDHD]

A God. A force God.

[@alonsomunoz4096]

She is all the Jedi (and a citizen), after all.

[@SKULLTHEWIZARD]

She's a version of Starkiller that's actually Canon

[@DarkHero526]

@@SKULLTHEWIZARD Well Starkiller at very least was trained by Vader - one of the strongest or probably the strongest force user that ever lived.

[@clutchpack1969]

@@SKULLTHEWIZARD she's not canon

[@alexandrahall3979]

1m views in less than a day proves how culturally powerful Star Wars once was and how many of us are grieving its demise

[@MIAspartan]

@@JeVoudrais12 Please don’t rip the wound anymore then you need to

[@samblack5313]

@Jamie Wooder Disingenuous manipulation of numbers is fun 😃🤡

[@hammfield1473]

@@JeVoudrais12 That was eight years ago. Most of us have learned since then, and won't be paying to watch this movie.

[@aamirrazak3467]

Agreed at this point the mouse empire has killed Star Wars and is just beating it’s corpse it’s awful

[@losdog13]

Did you see all those fans that showed up? That is not a demise.

[@sbarnes7240]

Kk should have stuck to making coffee, but i somehow think that she'd probably even get that wrong

[@Vivi_9]

"You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true" These days you can!

[@nak3dxsnake]

Part of the real reason it got so bad. And why people have purple hair all of a sudden. Hey people who like star wars. Fuck you. Hey people who don't like star wars. This movie is for you. Great strategy.

[@Raeodor]

No, you can't. Don't drink the kool-aid

[@thehoogard]

That 1st ever Jedi will be transgendered for sure :)

[@drakesilmore3760]

I'm as much against these woke movies as you are, but gender dysphoria, assuming this is what you're hinting at, is an actual biological phenomenom. Let's not, in our certainty of being right on one issue, falsely assume we are therefore also right on others issues.

[@looinrims]

@@drakesilmore3760 you’re aware most of these people aren’t afflicted with anything except attention seeking?

[@pilotkaboom2974]

The last hope for SW is if Disney drives it so far into the ground that they actually have to sell it and someone else can purge everything.

[@kevinmitchell766]

That would be so great if that happened. The first movie could start with Luke waking up, and the last three movies were just a horrible dream.

[@abrahamlincoln7912]

@@kevinmitchell766 lmao I would actually love that. Too bad Carrie Fisher is dead now and Harrison Ford will never agree to come back.

[@kevinmitchell766]

@Abraham Lincoln That does suck, but I'd be fine not showing them and just saying they're doing fine in a throuple with Chewbacca if it erases those three movies.

[@abrahamlincoln7912]

@@kevinmitchell766 yeah, I’d be fine just having it be Luke and his adventures. That’d still be sick and 100000000000x better than the dog shit we got.

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

@@abrahamlincoln7912 Harrison Ford went to the hospital from an accident filming the Force Awakens in 2015 and suffered some injuries filming Dial Of Destiny at 80. You think enough cash is convincing him to return to Star Wars following the set accident?

[@scottprice1943]

You have to hand it to Kathleen for whatever she has over Disney. The fact that she has destroyed such a loved franchise forever, obliterated disneys massive investment in lucasfilm, damaged the reputation of the disney name and franchise and yet is still there is truely impressive

[@sigmacademy]

The only thing truly impressive is if Disney itself destroys their own company in less than 10 years. That would SURELY be a business record of some time?

[@andrewszigeti2174]

@@sigmacademy Not do diss Disney's impressive record of self-destruction, but how long did it take Circuit City to fail once they replaced their well-paid, highly skilled sales staff with minimum-wage morons?

[@killgoretrout877]

Wokeney can't fire her cause she is a woman and it would contradict the propaganda they put out. It really is that stupid.

[@countdooku191]

It’s cuz she’s a woman so she gets to be “representation” but I’m sexist I guess for saying the truth

[@xuvial1391]

Problem is, all the sequel movies consistently made 3-5x their budget in profit under Kathleen. TFA - budget $400 million - box office $2 billion TLJ - budget $300 million - box office $1.3 billion ROS - budget $350 million - box office $1.1 billion She's there to stay as long as fans keep throwing money at these movies.

[@tripleh327]

Yesterday I watched again pacific rim The first one I know I know I wanted only a simple film with mecha and monster to turn off my brain Yet I found myself analyzing the female protagonist And even with all the limitation of this film it was decently written It was not a Mary sue She was good in her specialized job and feminine in appearance But not better than a guy with actual field experience She was not instantly better than anyone else And oh my god She had some flaws to overcome In this case a traumatic past And even more unheard She actually needed the help of a more experienced mentor to overcome her barriers I saw a lot of drinkers reviews but this is the first time that I noticed something so obvious rewatching a film of more than a decade ago There was a time when they where able to write good female protagonists without making men look stupid or useless And that was in a film about mega monster punching giant robots My god how low we have fallen

[@berndberndsen5680]

"You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true" that's a dangerous statement these days.

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

Fr

[@OregonOutdoorAdventures]

Rey Identifies as a jedi master and the truth of that is in the same way that I Identify as a sexual tyrannosaur and that's true too.

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

@@OregonOutdoorAdventures I identify as a sexual eggplant

[@OregonOutdoorAdventures]

@@Small_Schlonng_9000 zee single angry women love you.

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

@@OregonOutdoorAdventures if only

[@calebharch7229]

I love how the all evil Darth Vader, when he was still anakin, dueling duku, he got dukus saber, and threatened him, but wasn’t going to kill him, and only did kill him when urged by sidious. Meanwhile ray: gets kylos saber, and INSTANTLY STABS HIM. It just says so much about her awful character.

[@strategicviewpoint6672]

Palpatine blood will always tell out in the end.......

[@alvarodiazrodriguez2603]

​@@strategicviewpoint6672 long live the lineage of Sheev!

[@Micetticat]

That "Somehow Palpatine is back" got to be one of the most hilarious lines in a movie.

[@spinlok3943]

They finally did it, they made a line worse than "I hate sand."

[@PaoloNovaro]

I love the delivery too because it looks like Oscar Isaac is so disappointed to even have to say it

[@lukejezza3088]

Palpatine is coming again! Kylo says after a big night on his honeymoon with Rey

[@elstcman5]

@@spinlok3943 lmao “I hate sand” is a banger though. Sand really does suck and Anakin was bored on security detail tryna get some ass so it’s actually kinda vulnerable 😅

[@carlstanford7607]

It’s absolutely crazy and completely hilarious

[@joshuafurmage8795]

"treadmill at a body positiviy meeting" that killed me 🤣🤣