Justice League - Anatomy of a Disaster (Part 1)

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The Critical Drinker

The Critical Drinker

4 жыл бұрын

Join me as I explore the problems, failures and mistakes that led to Justice League, one of the biggest cinematic failures of all time.

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@TheCriticalDrinker 4 жыл бұрын
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@mbasakosani8386
@mbasakosani8386 4 жыл бұрын
Love ur video ,btw have u spoken to a guy who goes by the name ..FILMENTO
@adrianramirez8882
@adrianramirez8882 4 жыл бұрын
Last of Us 2 Leaks, Drinker you objectively dashing yet seemingly ravenous contor!!!
@zerothehero4056
@zerothehero4056 4 жыл бұрын
Hey drinker, what are your thoughts on the movie Fury? Is it worth making a video about?
@jamesesparza6893
@jamesesparza6893 4 жыл бұрын
Great video bro but i did notice one point of contention, Amazonian women are stronger thn your ordinary human male by a fair amount, so we dont really know how long they can hold a bow back. We should get Chad on this though.
@thepipsmorerdking
@thepipsmorerdking 4 жыл бұрын
If and when Zack Snyder's Justice League is released, will you do a comparative review?
@ricardoguanipa8275
@ricardoguanipa8275 4 жыл бұрын
Themyscira is Greek for "the Island of Crossfit lesbians"
@DangerMouse62
@DangerMouse62 4 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Guanipa Bhaaaaaaah! Thank you. 😐🙂😆😂🤣
@captainpalsy2092
@captainpalsy2092 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@Macheako
@Macheako 4 жыл бұрын
Ode to the kegels...
@ghostwarrior3878
@ghostwarrior3878 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@hebanker3372
@hebanker3372 4 жыл бұрын
There's an island in Greece called Lesbos by the way...
@Horrormaster13
@Horrormaster13 4 жыл бұрын
We live in a world where a Joker Solo Film made more money than A JUSTICE LEAGUE FILM!
@darkomihajlovski3135
@darkomihajlovski3135 4 жыл бұрын
We truly live in a society
@Harold075
@Harold075 4 жыл бұрын
Easily. Joker is more popular than JL. Everybody knows Joker.
@russellhunter363
@russellhunter363 4 жыл бұрын
And a solo Aquaman movie
@faz6877
@faz6877 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, a Joker movie that was nominated for multiple Oscars made more money than a Justice League movie that belongs at the bottom of the garbage can. Not surprising at all.
@Batcow7735
@Batcow7735 4 жыл бұрын
@@Harold075 Many know Justice league from the animated shows and movies. Joker worked because it's a self contained story. Zack Snyder is the Frank Miller of Hollywood, his vision contradicts the character but works well as it's own thing.
@Jack-kx5rf
@Jack-kx5rf 3 жыл бұрын
"you'd think being isolated for thousands of years without any men, they'd be pleased by the prospect of vibrating objects" This made my whole year.
@TitanLRV
@TitanLRV 3 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic! I can tell you are a person of culture as well!
@andrewgreen4615
@andrewgreen4615 2 жыл бұрын
This is comedic gold right here, dwl
@c.s.charles2102
@c.s.charles2102 2 жыл бұрын
We need to consider the possibility that those women actually have a pines.
@NET1MHR2
@NET1MHR2 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@blyat8832
@blyat8832 2 жыл бұрын
you know what's sad? I see a comment with the same joke being posted a year before you. old comment or not, still sad
@beardedshadow
@beardedshadow 3 жыл бұрын
I think my favourite three words in your reviews are: "Why!?! Don't know!"
@vedmadhu8799
@vedmadhu8799 3 жыл бұрын
Mine ::F Off Film
@jorn3432
@jorn3432 3 жыл бұрын
Nah it'll be alright 👍 😆
@jim2386
@jim2386 2 жыл бұрын
It should be on his channels shirts and merch :)
@silashurd3597
@silashurd3597 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love the way he says “don’t know” That’s why when I say the term, I try saying it like him😃
@diligentsun1154
@diligentsun1154 2 жыл бұрын
nah. it'll be fine...!
@thebeatnumber
@thebeatnumber 4 жыл бұрын
"Amber Heard shows up because we all know Amber's good at hitting things" 😂😂😂
@Gyrfalcon312
@Gyrfalcon312 4 жыл бұрын
An earlier comment was riffing on Ezra Miller. This is the one that got me to pause and laugh out loud.
@davidataturk4357
@davidataturk4357 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh if you kept catching your husband looking at gay porn you'd hit the guy
@craigime
@craigime 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidataturk4357 what are you talking about?
@thelocust619
@thelocust619 4 жыл бұрын
@@craigime He said he watches gay porn while his husband hits him. Leave David alone, this is a judgement free zone.
@davidataturk4357
@davidataturk4357 4 жыл бұрын
No Jonny Adrenochrome Depp gets caught watching gay porn, my wife hasn't caught me yet
@NP-zv4bf
@NP-zv4bf 4 жыл бұрын
“ now you think being isolated in an island for thousand of years they will be pleased by vibrating objects, apparently not”. I died at this part 😂😂😂
@comunistubula4424
@comunistubula4424 4 жыл бұрын
At that point, not even a chainsword would fulfill the task....
@zerohasnovalue1681
@zerohasnovalue1681 4 жыл бұрын
I O menopause
@Mat0m
@Mat0m 3 жыл бұрын
I just reach for the comment to see this
@obiedashinobi1322
@obiedashinobi1322 3 жыл бұрын
@@zerohasnovalue1681 lol
@obiedashinobi1322
@obiedashinobi1322 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mat0m Same Stay powerful my Shinobi
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber 2 жыл бұрын
Just rewatched this and it came to mind that the way Batman is depicted in this movie makes a mockery out of him in more than one way. Not only is he basically just the bus driver, because he is facing enemies that are objectively more powerful than he is in combat, he is also made looking like an idiot. Bruce Wayne/Batman is a strategical and tactical genius and he does not _need_ to be stronger than anyone else, because he _outsmarts_ everyone. There is a reason that the typical counter to the question _'Could Batman defeat X?'_ is _'Does he have preparation time?'._ Batman has outsmarted _gods_ and beings with powers on a cosmic scale. But in this movie, he is just the useless bus driver.
@bkimatab
@bkimatab Жыл бұрын
Snyder cut does a better job showing how he uses strategy and his technology to at least hold his own, as well as, having a way of thinking that brings rationale to the groups purpose (bringing back superman, etc). In Whedon version, he just makes jokes and looks cool.
@oldenough5424
@oldenough5424 Жыл бұрын
@@bkimatab He's only talking about this film dude. The Snyder cut is pretty much a completely different movie, but it also doesn't help that bruce made some utterly stupid decisions in bvs too lol
@Ramdileo_sys
@Ramdileo_sys Жыл бұрын
The Batman/Superman Animated Series: World's Finest ... that is Batman and Superman.... 5 seconds after they meet.. Superman is on his knees in front of Batman........... same night... both know their secret identities.... and then you see a correct balance of power between both characters......... Bruce messing around with Lois Lane is another jewel from that doble episode..... This continuous in..... Superman: The Animated Series: The Demon Reborn..... and in Superman: The Animated Series: Knight Time ...... where Superman literally dresses up like Batman to kick Bane's ass ...... now that was he good stuff !!!....
@RickDawg527
@RickDawg527 Жыл бұрын
Batman is by far my favorite comic book character ever. The way he's been portrayed since BvS though is basically a useless, weak rich guy that can't really help at all compared to demi-gods. Like you pointed out, he's more than capable of defeating about anyone, but he has a difficult time fighting some parademons. PARADEMONS! Talk about weakening a character.
@mayhemmcfly4229
@mayhemmcfly4229 10 ай бұрын
​@@Ramdileo_sysWorld's Finest was fantastic storytelling. And it was a cartoon for kids! I also love that Supes figures out Bats identity by using his Xray vision uttering a shocked "Bruce Wayne?" to which Batman responds with "You peeked. That wasn't very Boyscout of you." And then later tricks Clark into answering the phone as 'Superman' and has him walk out on the balcony to 'zoom in' on Bats watching him from several blocks away with a high powered telescope and microphone and tell him "Gotcha back, Clark." They figured out each other's identities in 2 different ways. Superman 'cheated' with Xray vision, but Batman outsmarted him into putting his guard down. Classic Bats.
@nathanslay6342
@nathanslay6342 3 жыл бұрын
“Is that like a personal attack or something?” Once again, Brie, yes. Yes, it is.
@Trouble_90210
@Trouble_90210 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@barryclay9084
@barryclay9084 2 ай бұрын
It's not like a personal attack. It IS a personal attack.
@BowenEros-gt8gn
@BowenEros-gt8gn 4 жыл бұрын
"Given control of the Titanic 10 seconds before hitting the iceberg." Solid metaphor.
@Paulafan5
@Paulafan5 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Snyder fanboys think that it was all Whedon's fault. Directors are suppose to have months if not a year or more prep time for this type of movie. Getting dropped in when it already started is just a recipe for disaster. Also, how is Steppenwolf Whedon's fault? Or the lack of setup for Flash, Aquaman or Cyborg?
@phluphie
@phluphie 4 жыл бұрын
With 10 seconds, Cpt. Smith could have ordered a hard to starboard. Hit the berg head on. It would have crushed the bow and probably rendered the ship a total financial loss. But it wouldn't have opened up enough watertight compartments to cause the ship to sink.
@BowenEros-gt8gn
@BowenEros-gt8gn 4 жыл бұрын
@@phluphie oh, I know that. Deciding to turn is what sank the ship. Anybody who watched a documentary on Titanic knows that. However, that is only common knowledge through retrospect and analysis of what happened...and...how does that metaphorically translate into how to handle finishing the making of a movie with 5 major, cinematically, un-established characters and a lot of overhead and no direction for the franchise?
@Blckk89
@Blckk89 4 жыл бұрын
@@phluphie Thanks, Captain Hindsight.
@cletuskasadyrules
@cletuskasadyrules 4 жыл бұрын
it's a simile but yeah
@shadowking9739
@shadowking9739 4 жыл бұрын
"Right now, I'm going slip into something a bit more comfortable. Like a f***ing coma." Drinker, sometimes you are just too genius.
@thedoctorand
@thedoctorand 4 жыл бұрын
It's a Malcolm Tucker quote
@shadowking9739
@shadowking9739 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedoctorand Oh I had no idea. Thanks
@Deltahalo117
@Deltahalo117 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and had not idea it was a quote too. good catch. @thedoctorand
@florinnatu
@florinnatu 3 жыл бұрын
made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
@achowdhury47
@achowdhury47 2 жыл бұрын
I literally LOLd at this.
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 2 жыл бұрын
The archers' deployment is basically a 360 degree friendly fire suicide arrangement.
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 3 жыл бұрын
The Amazons had millennia to prepare for Steppenwolf's return and the best plan they could come up with is stand around it in a circle. You would think at the very least the Green Lanterns would have set an alarm system that calls them when someone takes the motherbox.
@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 4 жыл бұрын
9:28 - "He's whiny, and hyperactive, and most of his reactions are completely inappropriate to what's goin' on." So, he's a physical incarnation of twitter?
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 3 жыл бұрын
9:36 - “he also never shuts the FUCK up...” Yes he is.
@thekiller7994
@thekiller7994 3 жыл бұрын
Hungry Boy yep
@obiedashinobi1322
@obiedashinobi1322 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@definitelynotyuribezmenov7611
@definitelynotyuribezmenov7611 3 жыл бұрын
*reddit
@I_SuperHiro_I
@I_SuperHiro_I 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, the left.
@You-are-right-but
@You-are-right-but 4 жыл бұрын
Amazon Warriors: Lets stand in a big circle and point arrows at each other. What could go wrong?
@philingrouille7198
@philingrouille7198 4 жыл бұрын
I guess it's convenient that the Amazons stored their Mother Box in a vault with a big Steppenwolf sized hole for him to enter through.
@spacecowboy1438
@spacecowboy1438 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a circle jerk.
@princesoulger999
@princesoulger999 4 жыл бұрын
Friendly fire be damed.
@ulisesvalenzuela7667
@ulisesvalenzuela7667 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it would be fine
@Persequimur_Umbras
@Persequimur_Umbras 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the whole scene was lacking in intelligence. Even collapsing the tunnel was s7upid. They had an eon to prepare and their plan was to needlessly sacrifice lives? The Mayans & Egyptians were able to mystify Indiana Jones. Their traps work long after they were gone. So are the Amazons just s7upid?
@wtk6069
@wtk6069 3 жыл бұрын
I knew the Whedon theatrical release was in trouble when all the advertising was built around the catchphrase "Unite the Seven" and there were only six of them.
@potmeetkettle
@potmeetkettle 3 жыл бұрын
You got me dying laughing 😂
@stelonous
@stelonous 3 жыл бұрын
That Flash character was easily one of the most annoying characters I've seen in a super hero movie. He may have been the MOST annoying.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he was kinda funny, but after a short while I thought it was getting old pretty fast. I mean, I get it: he's fast and hyperactive but he ended up being pretty irritating.
@nitramdh
@nitramdh 2 жыл бұрын
If you watch the Zack Snyder cut, you get that Joss Whedon was evil all along and wanted to sabotage the DCEU. I mean, he disrespected the stablished cannon and went out of his way to fuck with it some more. Just think about Lois Lane, from a "Thirsty hoe" to "To a grieving widow". I'll give the dude a thumbs up for coming up with Buffy but that's it.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 2 жыл бұрын
@@nitramdh That would be surprising since he wanted a shot at directing a Batgirl movie. Also I'd put the blame on the executives that went into panic mode instead of delaying the movie a bit. Heck, I even heard that the tragedy that befell Snyder was just an excuse to fire him and bring in a director who would lighten the tone of the movie and cut everything to the maximum because they didn't want a four hours flick. With that said, Joss Whedon did an awful job. But with most of the movie already filmed I can't see what else he could do...
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 2 жыл бұрын
WATCH the THORIAS UNLIMITED reviews of the DC SHOWS THORIAS HATES THE CW'S FLASH BARRY ALLEN
@goldenraccoon361
@goldenraccoon361 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Tom Holland’s spider man, but he never had a lot of lines so it didn’t feel annoying, a lot of characters shut him up so that wouldn’t, he was never to loud and when he was it didn’t last while, he generally had fun jokes and pop culture references but you could also see him struggling and he wasn’t all happy like that.
@UziNineMillomeetah
@UziNineMillomeetah 4 жыл бұрын
The anti-mustache CGI foreshadows how the rest of the movie is going to go.
@brycesolomon9933
@brycesolomon9933 4 жыл бұрын
UziNineMillomeetah can I get it in a 40 watt range?
@vanegasstrouse5904
@vanegasstrouse5904 3 жыл бұрын
"sexualized amazon costumes?" no one tell them that what amazons wore in mythology. nothing.nude.
@obiedashinobi1322
@obiedashinobi1322 3 жыл бұрын
@@brycesolomon9933 hmmmmm
@DarthBalsamic
@DarthBalsamic 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@sirramic202
@sirramic202 3 жыл бұрын
Amazonians are literally just roman fetish porn for one-breasted beefy women.
@Vladi_AK47
@Vladi_AK47 4 жыл бұрын
Ezra “Choke Me Harder” Miller I cried laughing 😂
@Leodog92
@Leodog92 4 жыл бұрын
Ezra "Harder Daddy' Miller😂🤣🤣🤣
@robskalas
@robskalas 4 жыл бұрын
He probably thought he was choking "hetero-normatility." Because that sheet is evil!
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 4 жыл бұрын
@@Leodog92 it's actually Ezra "Harder Ma'am" Miller thank you very much
@cmcg3738
@cmcg3738 4 жыл бұрын
Andrey K. I don’t get this joke. Help me out?
@robskalas
@robskalas 4 жыл бұрын
@@cmcg3738 Miller recently got in trouble for choking a fan
@kato64
@kato64 3 жыл бұрын
“You’d think after being isolated on an island for thousands of years, without any men, they’d be excited at the prospect of a vibrating object. But apparently not...”. Just brilliant! lol
@tomchorley2116
@tomchorley2116 2 жыл бұрын
That Amber joke is landing particularly nicely at the moment :D
@IainFrame
@IainFrame 4 жыл бұрын
"I mean what is brunch..." FFS that's like a child's first attempt at standup in front of aunts and uncles.
@jin00305
@jin00305 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is gold.😂👌
@mikespearwood3914
@mikespearwood3914 3 жыл бұрын
@@dadeleemurphy85 small hat nepotism.
@WhiteZelda
@WhiteZelda 3 жыл бұрын
That was the worst line to me, so glad they removed it from the Snyder Cut.
@HerohammerStudios
@HerohammerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
What's the deeeeeeeeaaal with brunch?
@samsohn
@samsohn 2 жыл бұрын
True but the way in which CD hated on it was bougie as fuck.
@totalrepawns
@totalrepawns 4 жыл бұрын
" im gonna slip into something more comfortable like a coma " quality Drinker quote of the day !😄
@uniqueuser5363
@uniqueuser5363 4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be stealing that one!
@scubadoo5263
@scubadoo5263 4 жыл бұрын
I’m going to deploy it next time I’m getting shouted at
@flamingdog76
@flamingdog76 4 жыл бұрын
patter theft from malcolm tucker
@benfarrar741
@benfarrar741 3 жыл бұрын
When Brie Larson asked, "Is that, like, a personal attack, or somethin'?", you should have said: "YES!"
@arefrigerator396
@arefrigerator396 Жыл бұрын
"Why is there some dork dressed as a flag?" I lost it. ☠️😂😂
@Aiphiae
@Aiphiae 4 жыл бұрын
To answer the question: it was panic. They saw Marvel raking in buckets of cash and thought "holy shit, how do we hop on this gravy train?" Thinking the answer was "make a superhero movie!" they managed to overlook the fact that Marvel spent *years* building their franchise. Wasn't Iron Man from 2008? It was nearly 5 years of world-building before all the heroes were in the same film. DC realized they were late to the party and while there was an equally long gap between Man of Steel and Justice League, it's pretty clear those films were not meant to be connected in any meaningful way like Iron Man and The Avengers were. Everything after Man of Steel is just an effort to jam as much as possible into as little time as possible to catch up to Marvel. As pointed out in the video here - the end result is a complete mess. The Marvel cinematic universe, for all the flaws it has, is exceptional for the fact that a studio was convinced to play the long game - and holy crap did it ever pay off.
@pitchforker3304
@pitchforker3304 4 жыл бұрын
"why is there a dork dressed like a flag?" LOL, pause video, finish laughing, resume video.
@diersteinjulien6773
@diersteinjulien6773 4 жыл бұрын
It takes a whole movie to explain that, for sure. And that's why I consider the first captain america movie to be one of MCU's best.
@berliner0
@berliner0 4 жыл бұрын
Dudeface lmao
@josefrootgum
@josefrootgum 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty stupid costume, isn't it? Good thing the character is bad-ass.
@pitchforker3304
@pitchforker3304 4 жыл бұрын
@@diersteinjulien6773 Totally agree, the first Cap movie is great. Kudos to the hilarious line from Critical Drinker.. :-)
@Leodog92
@Leodog92 4 жыл бұрын
"A. Whose in the room wearing a spankling outfit and B. Not of use?" 😂🤣🤣🤣
@sweetblaquewine
@sweetblaquewine 3 жыл бұрын
Ezra “Choke Me Harder” Miller 😭😭😭😭 I laughed way too hard at that😅😅😅
@greyknightjusticar8412
@greyknightjusticar8412 3 жыл бұрын
The flash is my favorite superhero, and even i found that hilarious
@RenRavage
@RenRavage 2 жыл бұрын
15:06 I love how this guy The Drinker was making amber heard jokes before it was relevant 🤣 #JusticeForJohnny
@remix71
@remix71 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Cyborg uses a blackout for secrecy! The first thing anybody does during a blackout is LOOK OUT A WINDOW to see if anybody else has lost power as well!
@naedolor
@naedolor 4 жыл бұрын
"Why is there a dork dressed like a flag?" The Critical Drinker, 2020
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 4 жыл бұрын
"How is this flag-wearing dork kicking my ass sideways to next Thursday? DON'T KNOW." Also Critical Drinker, seconds from now
@roadent217
@roadent217 4 жыл бұрын
@@commandercaptain4664 "Maybe I shouldn't have made fun of this flag-wearing dork? NAH, IT'LL BE FINE."
@snapdragon9300
@snapdragon9300 4 жыл бұрын
Wait until you get a load of Homelander, like a cross of Captain America and Superman.
@johansmallberries9874
@johansmallberries9874 3 жыл бұрын
The rooftop scene is a perfect metaphor for this movie. Not only is Batman waisting his time on a non-violent burglar, he almost certainly destroyed the home of the person the burglar just robbed but flooding the place with a water tank. Getting robbed sucks, but it’s gotta be preferable to having thousands of gallons of water flood your building. But, fuck the structure, save the trinkets.
@ethanhenrichs5677
@ethanhenrichs5677 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Zack Snyder's version is coming out. He said the characters have more backstory. And it's 4 hours long.
@marko-gj1uj
@marko-gj1uj 3 жыл бұрын
Still may be edgy, but at least it will be interesting to see.
@inigobantok1579
@inigobantok1579 3 жыл бұрын
Even then without a film to each member like mcu style it's fricking useless
@alphareturns5988
@alphareturns5988 3 жыл бұрын
@@inigobantok1579 how?
@TOONYBOY
@TOONYBOY 3 жыл бұрын
@@alphareturns5988 Useless was an exaggeration, but limited in quality is how I'd describe it. Anyway I can't say his version was any better. Plenty of stuff I'd have changed, character and ruleset wise
@TOONYBOY
@TOONYBOY 2 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that out of all of the Avengers by the time AA came around, only 3 of the 6 characters on the team had movies that informed their decisions and motivations. Natasha and Barton's story is littered with small details and inferences throught the series, they're not really the focus of the movies but they have plenty of character and charisma. In ZS JL Cyborg doesn't need his own movie and neither does Flash, they could have had their characters and origins handled eloquently if the pacing of the movie was handled well enough. We don't need to see the lightning hit Barry to understand what happened, that scene with Cyborg digging up Superman is enough if you give them enough dialogue to explain stuff. These two people know each other just about as well as a newcomer audience member would, so this would be a perfect opportunity to explain some stuff to the audience and to have the characters relate to each other over something. Having more movies for each character would be good for something like setting up Darkseid's threat. The intro scene with Batman traversing the tundra with that shot of the landscape and that awesome soundtrack gives me an impression of an encroaching evil and a few people's desperation to understand and prepare for it. The problem is that there's no setup for Darkseid's threat other than the ending of this film. If I could change the entire series at this point, I'd make it so that Krypton was destroyed by Darkseid and his motherboxes, we wouldn't see that happen, but we could here Zod say something about wanting to terraform Earth to be a breeding ground for Kryptonians because Earth has no Kryptonite, meaning that Kryptonians are well, like Superman and that amount of strength is their best chance at stopping Darkseid and since Humans don't have that power, they are a waste of space and resources in Zod's eyes, he understands that with Darkseid and the whole multiverse at stake there can be no cut corners. This makes his willingness to exterminate an entire species a bit more believable. Also, don't have Superman say "Krypton had it's chance" before murdering hundreds of unborn children.
@nickentros
@nickentros 4 жыл бұрын
Its everything that people feared The Avengers was going to be
@oscarmensah8331
@oscarmensah8331 4 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@Jaslath
@Jaslath 4 жыл бұрын
That is an excellent point.
@thanglongnguyenvu3815
@thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but there was an entire build up to the movie. JL was just a standalone movie hence why it sucked.
@TheRowlandstone73
@TheRowlandstone73 4 жыл бұрын
Hardly. The hype and positive expectation for The Avengers was off the scale, and in no small part due to it being set up nicely by 5 previous MCU movies. I don't recall anyone fearing that film to be a flop.
@RecentCobra
@RecentCobra 4 жыл бұрын
@giftofgab247 The 2008 Hulk film was cannon, at the end of that one Tony shows up iirc. And Banner references the film when he said "Last time I was in New York, I broken Harlem"
@muznick
@muznick 4 жыл бұрын
"Now, you'd think after being isolated on an island for thousands of years without any men, they'd be pleased by the prospect of vibrating objects." I always figured that vibrating objects were their main industry on Themiscyra.
@kevinintheusa8984
@kevinintheusa8984 4 жыл бұрын
That was the quote of part 1 for me. I laughed for 20 minutes.
@wahlex841
@wahlex841 4 жыл бұрын
I was pretty sure they compensate not getting laid with their rigorous militarism.
@anarchitron8332
@anarchitron8332 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, they're just bean farmers
@guitarguru.3572
@guitarguru.3572 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That and building Kathleen Kennedy statues.
4 жыл бұрын
@@anarchitron8332 fucking lmao MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING! Bean flicking farmers!
@MrBmic
@MrBmic 3 жыл бұрын
"Miles Bennett Dyson..." that was hilarious 🤣🤣
@SkaterBlades
@SkaterBlades 3 жыл бұрын
The MCU phase one worked because nearly each hero had their own story and were developed characters, we had iron man, hulk, captain America, thor and iron man 2. Each one introduces a new character who'll be part of the team, except thor which introduced thor and hawkeye. The title characters had their own backstories and character development, either obtaining power or in thors case, how to wield it righteously. Only once the main team and the two spies were introduced we had a big get together film and were invested in the characters, with loki being a returning villain with the power of an alien army and a mind controlling sceptre with him. Stakes are there. Before they had dealt with fairly localised threats, thor dealt with loki, iron man dealt with iron monger and whiplash and captain America who had the biggest threat dealt with hydra and the red skull in ww2, this was the first world threatening event because ww2 and a super soldier with an infinity stone were the threats Now, the way the DCEU goes as follows, ahem. "*HERE'S SUPERMAN BUT OH NO KRYPTONIANS ARE HERE TO DESTROY THE EARTH KABOOM HE WON BUT DESTROYED A CITY IN THE PROCESS. UH OH BATMAN DOESN'T LIKE HIM THEY'RE GOING TO FIGHT AND YAY BATMAN WON BUT DOOMSDAY IS GOING TO DESTROY THE EARTH. NA NA NA NA NANANA NA NA WONDER WOMAN IS HERE AND SHE HELPS SAVE THE DAY BUT OH SUPERMAN DIED DESTROYING DOOMSDAY :( ANYWAY WONDER WOMAN IS HERE DURING WAR TIME AND OH MY GOD A GOD IS GOING TO DESTROY THE EARTH. MIND-BLOWING! SO WONDER WOMAN KILLS HIM WITH HER LOVE BEAM. TEAM UP TIME! WE NOW HAVE FLASH AND CYBORG AND WET MAN. THEIR THREAT MUST BE HUGE AND IT'S ANOTHER ALIEN BUT ALSO ANOTHER GOD, STEPPENWOLF, HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE EARTH. PLOT TWIST! THEY AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH SO THEY RESURRECT SUPERMAN AND HE 1V1S STEPPENWOLF AND WINS THE DAY. CONSISTENCY!*"
@summertyme5748
@summertyme5748 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't touch Mother!" - Steppenwolf. Dont care what anyone says...greatest moment in Cinema history.
@razieneverchanges
@razieneverchanges 4 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of listening to people ripping apart this absolute mess of a movie
@SaurianStudios1207
@SaurianStudios1207 4 жыл бұрын
When a talking raccoon and a purple gloved alien are more iconic and memorable than the JUSTICE LEAGUE
@bernhardtsen74
@bernhardtsen74 4 жыл бұрын
even worse they got surpassed by Thor stand alone movie!I grew up on JL and damn DC messed up after Nolans exit!
@darkwolf1202
@darkwolf1202 4 жыл бұрын
@@bernhardtsen74 nothing can be worse than Mandarin,nothing.
@savagelogic8674
@savagelogic8674 4 жыл бұрын
UnknownGoji1207 Wouldn’t say more iconic, but more popular. Still even in that regard, is pretty sad to think about.
@bernhardtsen74
@bernhardtsen74 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkwolf1202 that had the infinity stones light, I mean his rings!they were supposed to be magical of some sorts!then it was just an actor who got wasted and thought it was a movie set!
@largefactory
@largefactory 4 жыл бұрын
Cure4Living - there’s no maybe about it. Batman and Superman are definitely far more iconic than Rocket Raccoon and Thanos. It’s not even close. Spider-Man, Superman and Batman would probably be the most iconic superheroes ever.
@Anonymousduck161
@Anonymousduck161 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly “Man of Steel” wasn’t terrible. It was a decent stab at the DCU, with a good story but poor execution. Honestly Kevin Costner and Michael Shannon carried that movie. However, that being said Henry Cavill is a competent actor and could’ve been used in a better capacity. Justice league was just an unmitigated dumpster fire of dead babies.
@TheLincolnrailsplitt
@TheLincolnrailsplitt 2 жыл бұрын
BS. Are you referring to the Synder Cut? If so, your take is cynical trash
@Anonymousduck161
@Anonymousduck161 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLincolnrailsplitt totally not even the same movie. And yes, the snyder cut for its gargantuan run time is still superior technically to the original cut. Lighting, saturation, atmosphere, etc, are all better in the snyder cut. Even the story makes more sense because it’s fleshed out. That’s not to say that the original cut has no merit, it’s to say that one is objectively superior in terms of story and effects. I’m not interested in opinions of people who can’t be objective.
@frde2190
@frde2190 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLincolnrailsplitt why would he be referring to the Snyder cut? This is a video about the whedon cut lmao
@CD-603
@CD-603 2 жыл бұрын
@@frde2190 and the comment was made before the snydercut released
@ladyalaina42
@ladyalaina42 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, perhaps because I am a Cavill fan. He did a great job with his Superman and to the contrary it brought hope and justice and the American way, something lacking in movies now.
@lukekelchner5471
@lukekelchner5471 3 жыл бұрын
The critical drinker is the new and improved “cinesins”
@lukekelchner5471
@lukekelchner5471 3 жыл бұрын
@Yeah Right still posting weekly actually... I think they’ve just done like every movie in existence and are running out of content. The final stages of a once great pages demise:(
@simonx760
@simonx760 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of cinema sins He will use don't know count
@ReddFoxx1562
@ReddFoxx1562 3 жыл бұрын
@Burn Loot Murder Plenty wrong with that. But I used to love cinemasins, but they held personal politics as more important than the dissection of problems with a film and its production to the point that it felt to me like a different version of people who defend captain marvel and the new star wars movies.
@thebloocat
@thebloocat 3 жыл бұрын
@@ReddFoxx1562 politics? In which video?
@ReddFoxx1562
@ReddFoxx1562 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebloocat Personal politics, such as his opinions on this or that which were things relevant to the subject matter of movie but I just found unwelcome.
@BowenEros-gt8gn
@BowenEros-gt8gn 4 жыл бұрын
"Ezra 'Choke me Harder' Miller" 😂😂😂 fookin hell, mate lololol
@TheDJMysterE
@TheDJMysterE 4 жыл бұрын
I know i died!
@TheDJMysterE
@TheDJMysterE 4 жыл бұрын
@Cure4Living he's gay?
@sexistspaghettios
@sexistspaghettios 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDJMysterE yes
@TheDJMysterE
@TheDJMysterE 4 жыл бұрын
@@sexistspaghettios lol that somehow makes it funnier.
@sexistspaghettios
@sexistspaghettios 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDJMysterE indeed
@Madtigerlilly17
@Madtigerlilly17 Жыл бұрын
Your comparison to how the Avengers’ fight made me realize why I enjoyed the fight scenes so much more than the Justice League’s. Keep it up! This one of my favorite channels.
@StoneCoolds
@StoneCoolds 3 жыл бұрын
The sneyder cuts throws so much light on this movie, wb really almost killed DC universe, i bet batman v superman was bad because of the same reasons
@secondsonofkrypton
@secondsonofkrypton 4 жыл бұрын
The Drinker acknowledges that a movie can be bad even without progressive themes and forced diversity
@johnnyskinwalker4095
@johnnyskinwalker4095 4 жыл бұрын
well yea he said Rambo: Last Blood sucked
@drdeadbeat1604
@drdeadbeat1604 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he ever claimed otherwise
@abrahamlinkin2414
@abrahamlinkin2414 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's the only thing that could have made this movie more of a failure.
@ExileXCross
@ExileXCross 4 жыл бұрын
Justice League hit post production before the era.
@steampunkdesperado8999
@steampunkdesperado8999 4 жыл бұрын
That's the whole reason for wokeness in movies -- to excuse the creators' incompetence.
@dace48
@dace48 4 жыл бұрын
10:50 Ahh Drinker you magnificent alcoholic, as an archer I'm glad that someone finally called out movies on treating bows as something that you just point like a gun instead of what it really is - brute forcing a massive stick into bending when it doesn't want to.
@Isnogood12
@Isnogood12 4 жыл бұрын
Even despite the fact that holding a longbow drawn would be insane even after half a minute, let's not even think what that would do the bowstring. Uurgh.
@Ijusthopeitsquick
@Ijusthopeitsquick 4 жыл бұрын
Most fantasy and historical films make this mistake, when 5 minutes on KZbin could have put them on the right track. Why do they keep doing it? Don't know!
@peterbrazukas7771
@peterbrazukas7771 4 жыл бұрын
I do feel compelled to point out that Amazons are superhumanly strong and probably easily capable of holding a bow at full draw for quite a while. The bow itself is likely to be the point of failure as the constant tension damages the materials.
@Ijusthopeitsquick
@Ijusthopeitsquick 4 жыл бұрын
@@peterbrazukas7771 Why would Amazons limit their firepower by using bows of such a relatively light poundage that they are able to hold them effortlessly at full draw?
@BalrogUdun
@BalrogUdun 3 жыл бұрын
The hilarious disaster of Superman’s face was worth it for Cavills ManStach in MI Fallout.
@dscn99
@dscn99 11 ай бұрын
I have never laughed so hard watching a KZbin show…the writing for the humor rivals that of 70’s sitcoms…I can’t even remember all the laughs because it’s non stop 🤣🤣🤣❤️
@toganium4175
@toganium4175 4 жыл бұрын
If only the Justice League film followed the Justice League cartoon, as well as Justice League Unlimited. They are heartfelt, character-driven, and very mature. I cannot recommend them enough.
@Batcow7735
@Batcow7735 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr we needed that level of balanced tone for it's first live action interpretation, THEN go all out edgy. The dark stuff DC makes works because of how it contrasts with the original and that's what makes it good.
@DoctorInk20
@DoctorInk20 4 жыл бұрын
Hell, I'll just rewatch the whole series instead. XD
@wrestlinganime4life288
@wrestlinganime4life288 4 жыл бұрын
DCEU copied everything except their own materials, bunch of dorks
@ArlanKels
@ArlanKels 4 жыл бұрын
The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called 'aglets'. Their true purpose is sinister.
@toganium4175
@toganium4175 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArlanKels I love that take on the Question so much.
@RogueFox7050
@RogueFox7050 4 жыл бұрын
If DC hadn’t rushed things and built up their universe similarly to Marvel, they could have had an amazing cinematic universe like their animated films.
@endangeredspecies8441
@endangeredspecies8441 4 жыл бұрын
Rogue Fox the irony here is the DCAU perfectly built it’s way up to the justice league animated series through the BTAS and Superman series before it.
@emanuel6693
@emanuel6693 4 жыл бұрын
Not really. WB initially didn’t want want Marvel had. Snyder’s 5 movie se was fine. A stand-alone JL trilogy followed by spin offs. They would’ve been bette off with Snyder.
@emanuel6693
@emanuel6693 4 жыл бұрын
Adonis Gonzalez but that’s a cartoon. Wally and WW had no shows. Even green lan te run had nothing
@Batcow7735
@Batcow7735 4 жыл бұрын
@@emanuel6693 Yeah, Snyder's vision sounded dope but it doesn't work when you call it the main continuity. It's a case of right man, wrong time.
@chrisscott3071
@chrisscott3071 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest I think dc should have done the reverse. Do a justice league movie then give each character a movie after. I mean honestly these characters are so iconic that we don't really need much of an introduction to them similar to how marvel treated spider-man.
@TheAoussa
@TheAoussa 3 жыл бұрын
You are officially my favourite youtuber! You help me more than you could ever know. Thank you for being there.
@ericturrentine5918
@ericturrentine5918 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I've found you. You're a voice of reason in a wilderness that has none... the fact that you enjoy a bit of the distilled goodness as well, doesn't hurt!
@Ki_Adi_Mundi
@Ki_Adi_Mundi 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "I've watched _too_ many breakdowns of the failure of Justice League. No more." The Critical Drinker: *uploads* Also Me: "Ah shit, here we go again..."
@GhostLink92
@GhostLink92 4 жыл бұрын
What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?
@makutas-v261
@makutas-v261 4 жыл бұрын
I will never have enough of them
@anthonyoer4778
@anthonyoer4778 4 жыл бұрын
"Na, it'll be fine."
@rohanthavanathan1830
@rohanthavanathan1830 4 жыл бұрын
Dishonored Wolf did it first, but you have to really dig to find him.
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 4 жыл бұрын
@@GhostLink92 Yoda: Nah, it'll be fine...
@RichardSkolek
@RichardSkolek 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "vibrating objects". You, sir, are a master, and have just won yourself a new patron:).
@GeneralG1810
@GeneralG1810 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Steppenwolf tried to conquer Earth with kick ass rock songs
@foreignfat6009
@foreignfat6009 Жыл бұрын
3:15 Technicaly, he isnt a human. Got u on that one lol.
@BG-gr6vc
@BG-gr6vc 4 жыл бұрын
It was impatience, they felt like the interest in comic films was at a high so they needed to capitalize. They were wrong. They could have still been putting out films right now, well not now, but they could have filled the gap left by marvels hiatus.
@gusty9053
@gusty9053 4 жыл бұрын
So basically greed and stupidity
@emanuel6693
@emanuel6693 4 жыл бұрын
They should’ve stuck with Snyder
@brainrich1358
@brainrich1358 4 жыл бұрын
Justice League films could've followed behind The Avengers and could've actually put up decent competition but nope, they felt they had to play catch up with Marvel and rushed everything.
@wrestlinganime4life288
@wrestlinganime4life288 4 жыл бұрын
@@brainrich1358 They didn't even try. After Man Of Steel it took 3 years to get another movie.. The MCU released both Iron and the incredible hulk at same year!! In those years we could have gotten already a solo batman movie, a stand alone Flash and even an Aquaman already.
@jgw9990
@jgw9990 4 жыл бұрын
@@brainrich1358 I don't know. I think the characters are fundamentally worse than marvels. As Drinker says, their powers are not complementary so they don't work as a team.
@Elnis888
@Elnis888 4 жыл бұрын
"Right now, I'm gonna slip into something a bit more comfortable ... like a f***ing coma" This is one of my favorite sentences ever.
@matthewbartke4424
@matthewbartke4424 3 жыл бұрын
13:16 "Wait, aren't these used for terraforming planets? How does that translate into building robot bodies for a human?" That's a variation of what went through my head while watching Black Panther. Oh, that guy is almost dead, rub some Vibranium on the wound. Oh, we need some explosives, toss some Vibranium down and watch it explode. Oh, let's make a shield that can absorb the kinetic energy of any attack, including Thor's hammer. Let's make it out of Vibranium. Oh, you need it to bounce off of walls and people so Captain America can pretend it is a boomerang from Zelda which would be impossible if it absorbs all the kinetic energy? Okay, we'll add a second coat of Vibranium.
@PotrzebieConolly
@PotrzebieConolly Жыл бұрын
It's like "These things are for killing people? How does that translate into spreading butter onto bread?"
@galaxygamer2220
@galaxygamer2220 Жыл бұрын
Amber Heard jokes definitely aged well...
@Jeffrey314159
@Jeffrey314159 3 ай бұрын
In 2020 the UK court of civil law proved that Johnny Depp had physically and sexually abuses wife under the influence of drugs and alcohol on 12 of 14 occasions
@ar71498
@ar71498 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who's a big fan of the DC comics, this review hits me right in the heart. How they managed to ruin everything good about my favorite characters is beyond my understanding
@burtpanzer
@burtpanzer 3 жыл бұрын
In 1977 millions were inspired by a teenager who heroically blew-up a Death Star and saved the galaxy against all opposition, and yet films today containing multiple Superheros will fail to unify or inspire audiences through their meaningless demise. Did Disney forget who exactly makes the story great? I think not...
@420Effect
@420Effect 3 жыл бұрын
Ben Afflack as Batman for starters
@nowaskmehow
@nowaskmehow 3 жыл бұрын
@Ultra Execs can always get bonuses, even if their megacorp is going belly up. Shareholders, that's another matter entirely. Remember what kindly Santa Schwab says: we need stakeholder, not shareholder, capitalism.
@LaughingGemini
@LaughingGemini 3 жыл бұрын
I feel you're pain! I feel like dc was trying to hard to compete with marvel. They should have just taken their time a build the dc universe slowly with each movie.....like marvel.
@luke5930
@luke5930 3 жыл бұрын
@@LaughingGeminiI dont think it was originally trying to be the mcu. I think it was only supposed to be a short collection of films that take place in a more realistic world like a short comic series. They then turned it into the mcu for some reason. Also they dont need to take their time telling a story, star wars was only 3 films and created some of the most influential characters of all time, I think to this day, star wars is still more influential than the mcu. I dont know why people think that you have to make solo movies for every character, in the comics a lot of the fan favourite characters dont even have their own comic line yet they are still loved and are a big thing. The mcu could only be 10 movies long and it would achieve the same thing, at most the solo movies are only there to say what the character got up to and a small credits scene somehow linking it into the rest of the mcu but you could just achieve that by putting that information into the films. Also how do we know that they arent going to make solo movies in the future, there already is a superman, aquaman, wonder woman, flash solo movie. The mcu took 10 years before they even made a black widow movie and hawkeye isnt even getting a movie, hes getting a show I believe. I know a lot of those films were after justice league but they dont have to do it beforehand, its completely fine introducing them in other films, the mcu does it all the time
@NelsonStJames
@NelsonStJames 4 жыл бұрын
"A 300 million dollar Hail Mary", seems to be a lot of those coming out of Hollywood as of late.
@j.rebekah8605
@j.rebekah8605 Жыл бұрын
In case anyone cares, Wonder Woman's home area (in name at least) actually existed in northern turkey, I was taking a look at greek history the other day and the works of homer and the trojan war, etc, and saw a map that said Amazons on it. Anatolia is present day Turkey, more or less. Themiscyra (/ˌθɛmɪˈskɪrə/; Greek: Θεμίσκυρα Themiskyra) was an ancient Greek town in northeastern Anatolia; it was situated on the southern coast of the Black Sea, near the mouth of the Thermodon, probably at or near modern Terme. According to Greek mythology, it was the capital city of the Amazons.
@leppender2450
@leppender2450 3 жыл бұрын
6 minutes in I knew exactly why I sought out a drunken movie reviewer; thank you for not disappointing me, unlike the film you so admirably dissected.
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 4 жыл бұрын
"Jokes that land about as well as a rocket full of body positivity activists." *clip of failed rocket launch explosion* You nearly killed me with that one. XD
@hagerty1952
@hagerty1952 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, Vanguard TV-3, December 6, 1957.
@MushVPeets
@MushVPeets 4 жыл бұрын
@@hagerty1952 Considering the payload capacity on that thing is like a kilo and a half, even _one_ body positivity activist, with no ECLSS or pressure vessel to keep them maybe alive if they reached space, would be enough to keep it from doing its job :P
@hagerty1952
@hagerty1952 4 жыл бұрын
@@MushVPeets - OK, just pick one part of one body-positivity activist :-) By the time it became operational, the Vanguard system was up to maybe 50 kg into LEO. You could probably get most of one up there for about a month or two.
@anthonybranch4712
@anthonybranch4712 4 жыл бұрын
"Seeing him deconstructed like this, was like seeing Mr. Rogers at an S&M party." (Cue up the spewing out of the drink I was consuming at the time.)
@TheBoxingCannabyte
@TheBoxingCannabyte 3 жыл бұрын
8:00 "humor! What's humor anyway? It makes as much sense as someone NOT CHOKING ME HARDER DURING BRUNCH!" -Ezra Miller part-time actor, full-sized bursting belly wart
@gaberodriguez4023
@gaberodriguez4023 4 жыл бұрын
I LOL'd so much when you said Ezra "Choke Me Harder" Miller.
@persona83
@persona83 4 жыл бұрын
"... forced Wonder Woman into a story where her presence felt about as natural as a Tumblr user in a salad bar". How NOT to love this guy?
@Archihuman
@Archihuman 4 жыл бұрын
The Critical Drinker hates anything with a female lead, Wonder Woman is actually a very good film
@gkgk6439
@gkgk6439 4 жыл бұрын
Cow Commando Yeah I’ve noticed that about him too Plus her presence in bvs wasn’t that forced it was perfect for building the justice league, because it showed us the Trinity
@herheartbeats5727
@herheartbeats5727 3 жыл бұрын
@@Archihuman Did CD actually say that "Wonder Woman" was a bad movie itself ? (pure curiosity)
@Archihuman
@Archihuman 3 жыл бұрын
​@@herheartbeats5727 I don't believe he said that WW is a "bad movie" but he made a video where he basically shred it to pieces, and another saying that he's got a bad feeling about WW84. I think he's very suspicious of contemporary movies with female action heroes and he assumes they're always made with a feminist agenda
@herheartbeats5727
@herheartbeats5727 3 жыл бұрын
@@Archihuman Well maybe...I'm not in his own boots, so I wouldn't discuss that here (anyway, I think that the new Wonder Woman is way beyond everything Hollywood has produced after...)
@emzonik8851
@emzonik8851 9 ай бұрын
The fact Superman is meant to be optimistic and hopeful doesn't in any way contradict Snyder's intended direction. It was said multiple times that MoS isn't a take about Superman, it's about an alien with god-like powers, who seeks his purpose among humans. He is GOING TO transform into superman, but at that point his journey has barely begun, same for BvS.
@rockerknight25
@rockerknight25 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the "Oh. They all just disappeared. That was rude," gag in the trailer had me in tears.
@mushrifahmed8107
@mushrifahmed8107 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's hard to believe that people are paid to write stuff like this. Stuff that falls apart if you ask even the simplest of logical questions. And Warner Brothers is as much to blame as much as the writers and directors for the mess that is the DCEU.
@smallstudiodesign
@smallstudiodesign 3 жыл бұрын
No. They aren’t paid much ,,. Google search the consecutive series of Writers’ Strikes in Hollywood ... the studio executives have been crushing the life out of the writers ... so this is the talentless hell that we intelligent audiences must endure.
@BWMagus
@BWMagus 3 жыл бұрын
@@smallstudiodesign No...what? People are indeed paid to write this. Just because people go on strike doesn't mean they are in the right; if anything, the number of movies with shit writing indicates they probably deserve a pay cut.
@Activated_Complex
@Activated_Complex 4 жыл бұрын
“Why were people sad that Superman was dead when they hated Superman and were afraid of Superman and wanted Batman to kill Superman in the last movie? “Why would blowing up one building make everybody want to live like cave men?” “What were those flying bug alien things?” “Why is every movie Prometheus now? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy....”
@fazdoll
@fazdoll 4 жыл бұрын
DOHN'T KNOHW!!
@grantorino2325
@grantorino2325 4 жыл бұрын
God, I hate movies today!
@pkrmkn31
@pkrmkn31 4 жыл бұрын
1= what? 2= what? 3= parademons 4- what? im not defending the movie, its just a mcu popcorn movie which doesnt quite spoon feed you everything like marvel. but did you even watch the movies?
@_V.Va_
@_V.Va_ 4 жыл бұрын
*_Fuck off, film!_*
@CrapMyHat
@CrapMyHat 4 жыл бұрын
Because Justice League retcons Superman into a traditional hero that was beloved by the world after two films that emphasized how Superman was a lonely ubermensch that no one could possibly understand so he acted out of his own sense of morality, not for public or government approval.
@MrOgge50
@MrOgge50 3 жыл бұрын
No matter if Whedon’s version of JL was bad he still has about 6 critical acclaimed films on his name which is 5 more than what Zack Snyder has. If Whedon was just given the proper time and resources (and by resources I mean solo movies for all JL members) then I could definitely see him pulling it off really well.
@Edfiki86
@Edfiki86 11 ай бұрын
He messed up Batman.
@AvarFeralfang
@AvarFeralfang Жыл бұрын
One thing I do like about Weadon's cut is that Mr. Cavil got to be actual Superman, if only for a few seconds.
@oldenough5424
@oldenough5424 Жыл бұрын
Ikr. Too bad the personality shift kinda came out of nowhere tho
@somtochigodstime
@somtochigodstime Жыл бұрын
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@sexcellent75
@sexcellent75 4 жыл бұрын
The whole mustache issue could've been resolved by simply adding a beard to it, no cgi. He was just resurrected so why not?
@Aredel
@Aredel 3 жыл бұрын
“He was just resurrected” Corpses don’t grow facial hair.
@sexcellent75
@sexcellent75 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aredel he's Kryptonian.. They could've ran with that.
@sexcellent75
@sexcellent75 3 жыл бұрын
And "F" Tom Cruise for making him having to keep the damn mustache in the first place... Just like how he kept Dougray Scott from becoming Wolverine just so he can job to him in MI2.
@Thatguy-qx1uw
@Thatguy-qx1uw 3 жыл бұрын
Antonio Sonntag to be fair tho, in the movie Batman says that Superman’s body wouldn’t decay despite being dead, which is why he thinks they can bring him back, so a beard might have been the way to go. Superman has also had a goatee in the show so it doesn’t betray lore either.
@johansmallberries9874
@johansmallberries9874 3 жыл бұрын
Antonio Sonntag dead Superman in the comics managed to grow a whole mullet.
@MrGHansen77
@MrGHansen77 4 жыл бұрын
"We know Amber Herd is good at hitting things" LMFAO
@Greg12839
@Greg12839 Жыл бұрын
this aged well
@eladfalk5580
@eladfalk5580 3 жыл бұрын
This channel is a gem
@boomer2095
@boomer2095 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that anyone watching this move realized the three burn marks represented the three mother boxes until you pointed it out. I watched this movie with the same interest I have when ordering fast food. I know it should be better but it makes you feel satisfied until your able to find something better. I hope the studios watch your reviews and take notes. Thankfully we now have the internet where independent reviewers such as yourself can give honest and informative reviews. I grew up with siskel and Ebert reviewing movies on tv, and literally all of the newspaper reviews were influenced by how much studios spent on advertising. Thank you for your honest reviews.
@BWMagus
@BWMagus 3 жыл бұрын
Hence why the big tech industries are slowly trying to shut out independent content. Even KZbin now has more views of mainstream content (like clips from The Tonight Show or Fox News) than little guys.
@adrianramirez8882
@adrianramirez8882 4 жыл бұрын
The Flash choked a girl, Mera cut off Johnny Depp's finger, and Affleck inspired more Joker than Batman.
@CrissAssasin7
@CrissAssasin7 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least Wonder Woman sang I Imagine. That’s supposed to count for something, right? RIGHT?!
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
Whatta cock-up of epic proportions. Henry Cavill not shaving his stache to punk the production is probably the best thing to come of the mess.
@thanglongnguyenvu3815
@thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, what's that last one ? I have no idea about that.
@fierysmile2929
@fierysmile2929 4 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 He was under contract for Mission Impossible Fallout at the time. Which was much better than this mess.
@Isnogood12
@Isnogood12 4 жыл бұрын
@@thanglongnguyenvu3815 Try watching the video you're commenting on to find out?
@jaskiniamestwa
@jaskiniamestwa 4 жыл бұрын
When the world forgot about stash-less Superman, Critical is pouring another round. Thanks...
@leejones8582
@leejones8582 3 жыл бұрын
RIP to Zack's daughter.
@willian4428
@willian4428 3 жыл бұрын
unnecessary comment.
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 3 жыл бұрын
12:29 Greed, impatience, and panic, I'd agree, were factored into WB's decision to rush to JL, but also fear of being accused of ripping off the Marvel Method by angry viewers, who exist on Web comment sections (like here) and in their own minds. 15:51 They kidnapped Cyborg's dad, so that changed his mind.
@TontoGoldstein81
@TontoGoldstein81 4 жыл бұрын
I swear, I am so glad this review exists... a 1/4 into the movie and I'm literally face palming... and when the movie ended, people actually cheered, I looked around and thought to myself, "did we watch the same movie?!" And I left the cinema even more depressed thinking "WTF is wrong with society... that people would actually like such garbage!"
@seriouslyrelax
@seriouslyrelax 9 ай бұрын
Maybe they cheered because it was over?
@MaximilianonMars
@MaximilianonMars 5 ай бұрын
​@@seriouslyrelaxhaha
@gigglebob69
@gigglebob69 4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone agrees that Wonder Woman was just ok
@trenauldo
@trenauldo 4 жыл бұрын
That's because it was just ok, and that's only if you close your eyes during the video game boss battle at the end. Ugh.
@vissermatt1058
@vissermatt1058 4 жыл бұрын
main thing is that it had a hot chick in action scenes, and she was TRYING to do good..... how many fucking dc movies recently can you remember the heroes ACTING like HEROES instead of just super powerful beings? wonder woman made people believe, if even for a moment, that dc finally pulled their heads out of their asses and we might get some HEROES in hour superhero movies....
@emanuel6693
@emanuel6693 4 жыл бұрын
He’s alone
@gigglebob69
@gigglebob69 4 жыл бұрын
Manu? I'm alone? Did you watch the video lol
@WillRobinson
@WillRobinson 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder Woman is an oddity. More-or-less everyone involved is doing OK in their roles, the plot is mostly OK, the action scenes work... and yet the sum total is a fairly damp squib that is rescued only by the undeniable superhotness of Gal Gadot. If the woman playing Diana was merely a 10 rather than somehow a 12, the whole thing would be considered a failure.
@skillcoiler
@skillcoiler 2 жыл бұрын
Fairly new to the channel never actually watched this movie but the second I heard the setup for the vibrating box the punchline was obvious but still landed. Kudos dear drinker.
@erik1836
@erik1836 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are wonderful. Or, maybe, it's just that I am as twisted as you? What great writing!
@grumpyoldwizard
@grumpyoldwizard 4 жыл бұрын
You know, they have plenty of footage of Cavil. They should have just used the deep fake software to put his non-mustached face on his own face. The archers are in a terrible formation. They are all literally facing/aiming at each other. That’s a really, really bad tactic. You usually set up in a L formation so people don’t accidentally shoot each other instead of the enemy.
@thisisfyne
@thisisfyne 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good idea until you realize that studios need out output their movies in 4K HDR. Deep fakes are far from being there technologically.
@candyman9635
@candyman9635 4 жыл бұрын
@@thisisfyne That is absolutely true. Post production to remove a moustache is actually pretty simple. It's difficult to make it look good but talented artists can do it. Begs the question, why are there more talented VFX artists on youtube than there are in actual studios ?
@thisisfyne
@thisisfyne 4 жыл бұрын
@@candyman9635 Humm.. there's definitely not more talented people here than in studios (especially if we're talking about the big ones like ILM, WETA, etc). Honestly, it all comes down to planning, budget, and schedule. In the case of Justice League, all those things were butchered time and time again, certainly leaving the VFX team in a bad spot to fix last minute reshoots. Additionally, realistic human faces is one of the hardest things to achieve in CGI, and animating a talking mouth flawlessly is no easy task either. It's doable.. with time and money.. which they didn't really have :S
@MrDevious88
@MrDevious88 4 жыл бұрын
@@candyman9635 They should have kept the mustache when he came back. Superman was supposed to be in a death-like coma so it would make sense he'd have facial hair still growing.
@JohnSmith-fe1oq
@JohnSmith-fe1oq 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDevious88 Exactly. In Man of Steel he was sprouting a full beard, so we know Superman does have facial hair in this universe.
@ktanner438
@ktanner438 4 жыл бұрын
>when The Boys makes a better Justice League than DC
@fahimalvi9521
@fahimalvi9521 4 жыл бұрын
Not DC. It's WB. DC can't even even sit on the toilet without WB saying so.
@DavidNefelimSlayer
@DavidNefelimSlayer 4 жыл бұрын
When mediocre becomes great by comparison.
@ryanscottnix
@ryanscottnix 4 жыл бұрын
@@DavidNefelimSlayer Did you just called The Boys "mediocre"? I thought it was a fantastic show. Great acting, production, story, dialogue... Everything.
@hebanker3372
@hebanker3372 4 жыл бұрын
Even funnier if you consider that the Boys is based on a comic that does a satire of the superhero trope.
@mrblack576
@mrblack576 4 жыл бұрын
Are the boys from dc to ?
@arielishere176
@arielishere176 Жыл бұрын
14:04 damn that aged TOO WELL...
@safi6749
@safi6749 2 жыл бұрын
10:43 you killed it dude
@mattmatt7305
@mattmatt7305 4 жыл бұрын
Man Of Steel was still the right and honest version of how the world would react to Superman really appearing and what could happen. It’s the right story, just needed better telling.
@marko-gj1uj
@marko-gj1uj 3 жыл бұрын
And less shaky camera
@TheFourthWinchester
@TheFourthWinchester 2 жыл бұрын
It's like one of the best superhero movies of the last decade.
@outcastmotion
@outcastmotion 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFourthWinchester One of the best solo superhero movies out there
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 2 жыл бұрын
I don't particularly love that movie but I thought it was the best of the trilogy. By far.
@charmandyorton006
@charmandyorton006 2 жыл бұрын
@@marko-gj1uj And less quick zooms
@perunplague9794
@perunplague9794 4 жыл бұрын
Ezra Miller was painfully unfunny in this movie. Literally every OG Avengers member was funnier and more likable without even trying.
@vibe7416
@vibe7416 4 жыл бұрын
Perun Plague tonys robot from the first film that extinguished him was funnier than him
@shaneyy__
@shaneyy__ 4 жыл бұрын
Vibe at least the extinguishbot was just trying to help. Ezra was just... well let’s face it, he choked.
@Aredel
@Aredel 4 жыл бұрын
The worst part was that they tried to make Batman the comic relief! BATMAN! WTF!?
@nick6var
@nick6var 4 жыл бұрын
They tried to turn Barry Allen into Peter Parker. It failed.
@goseeaboutagirl
@goseeaboutagirl 4 жыл бұрын
super cringe.
@stevepalpatine2828
@stevepalpatine2828 3 жыл бұрын
The Motherbox thing on the wall made me wonder what Nurgle was doing in a DC movie when I first saw it.
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 Жыл бұрын
I was a huge Buffy fan, and I really enjoy your constant references to the series.
@jzilla1094
@jzilla1094 Жыл бұрын
Ezra "choke me harder" Miller 🤣💀💀💀
@somtochigodstime
@somtochigodstime Жыл бұрын
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@discman15
@discman15 4 жыл бұрын
"How should we set up this new Superman movie?" "Let's just make it two hours of brooding"
@alexschneider8494
@alexschneider8494 4 жыл бұрын
Marvel’s childish ass movies are annoying. I don’t care how far off from the childish and unrealistic comics Zach Snyder’s version of Superman was. Yeah let’s have a movie where Superman holds the mantle of the earth together 🤦🏼‍♂️ Zach Snyder wasn’t the problem. It was WB trying to catch up with the MCU. Man of Steel was a good movie.
@dondavo_
@dondavo_ 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Schneider I was just about to say this.. Go back to MoS and BvS comment section. There’s a reason they’re filled with praise. Doesn’t matter we’re getting the Snyder cut anyways lol
@loopyloon5401
@loopyloon5401 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexschneider8494 I never really understood the corporate tendency to follow the leader, why try to beat the tend setter at their own game when you could just corner your own niche? The DCEU could have been a counterpoint to the campy antics of the MCU by taking advantage of the proven success of the Dark Knight trilogy, which seems to be what Snyder was going for, yet he was crippled at every step by Warner Bros execs that wanted their own MCU without realizing that if they follow that trend they'd have to compete for the same audience against an already well established franchise, they basically ignored piles of money ripe for the taking because they wanted Disney's cash.
@wxlfie3821
@wxlfie3821 3 жыл бұрын
man of steel was a good movie idgaf
@discman15
@discman15 3 жыл бұрын
@@wxlfie3821 sorry I can't hear it when people with crappy movie taste talk 😂🤣
@rockdragon3
@rockdragon3 4 жыл бұрын
the strongest thing in the justice league movie was the intro, that song REALLY made it feel like the world was depressed at the death of a hero. and then batman shows up and the nonsense begins.
@jackbutler3133
@jackbutler3133 3 жыл бұрын
If I'm not mistaken the parademons aren't distracted to the loud noise , they're drawn to it because the police siren sounds like the noises the motherboxes make. I know in the comics they're described as having a pinging sound so maybe that's what the screenwriters were trying to hint at with them being distracted by the siren.
@Barllock1
@Barllock1 Жыл бұрын
I can appreciate Drinkers joke about Amber way more now that its official :-D
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