Justice League - Anatomy of a Disaster (Part 2)

Join me for Part 2 of my journey into the failure of Justice League, the biggest mistake in the DCEU so far.

[@TheCriticalDrinker]

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[@TH3F4LC0Nx]

@Bruce Wayne Elaborate.

[@LordFortesQ]

make a video where you brew your own beer, give that to your Patreons, then ill consider.

[@abbybaby5251]

Thanks for the video daddy 😂🙆🏼‍♀️

[@eriklehnsherr5784]

This movie sucked! Aquaman - "Hold my Trident"

[@michaelyounes29]

@Bruce Wayne www.unilad.co.uk/gaming/the-last-of-us-part-ii-trailer-just-dropped/?source=facebook. Trailer looks good

[@kevinjones1954]

The Drinker's most underrated catchphrase: Why? Don't know!

[@zimriel]

fuck off, film

[@arta1924]

Go away now

[@DR34MTH13F]

Naw, it'll be fine!

[@commandercaptain4664]

He should say "and away we fuck".

[@irishemogirl6720]

I want a t-shirt that says: "Fuck off film!" - The Critical Drinker

[@darkman80723]

Remember the Justice League cartoon? When the characters actually had some depth, stories were more coherent, and the heroes generally faced challenges? I like that.

[@Willowy13]

I love these cartoons. Sups was underpowered a lot in it and had to do team work. My favorites are the episodes he was sent to the future and met Vandal Savage.

[@lanier4257]

Plus the cartoon had that charm the mcu has. Not exact but in its own right. Why couldn’t this universe start out with the dark tone it had going for it then slowly build to that sort of family friendly surface, but stay consistent with that darker undertone to it?

[@adhirg]

they could literally remake one of the cartoon story arcs from season 1 of Justice League in Live Action and I would praise it as the best comic book film of all time. but nah, we need to make original stories that don’t make any sense. it’s so simple yet WB can’t fucking handle it.

[@prosperotempest8606]

Amazing stuff, back in the 90s. Batman had some great gritty crime episodes, and then Superman cam in with some truly epic Sci-fi. I mean how obvious is it to take a totally underrated, brilliantly written cartoon and turn it into a movie?

[@SavageDawgJoshua]

And the Wonder Twins. No, wait... that was "Superfriends" from the 70's..."

[@jeffacallaway]

"That's not how buildings work." My actual comment in the theater.

[@oacevedo81]

That clip of JK Simmons laughing... It kills me every time I see it.

[@jorn3432]

JK is an underrated gem imo.

[@d9prawns429]

*Superman is dead Movie screenwriters: "Nah, it'll be fine."

[@bryanneideffer3969]

Yeah darn story grave diggers!

[@OthonvonSalza]

Screenwriters: Hey remember that cult classic issue where DC killed Superman, was one of the best selling comic books in history? Let's just shove it in. WB: Oh, we shouldn't... This is very unique property. Maybe in another movie... Zack Snyder: I already shot everything I drew. WB: OK, Whedon, just do whatever. We don't even care what you're going to do. Just... do something Joss: Ok, how do you like it now? WB: Let's reboot all of it with Batman....

[@Raycheetah]

Hey. Mebbe Disney should've borrowed a Mother Box (and WTF *is* a "Mother Box?") from DC to resurrect Snoke, rather than bringing back Palpatine to course-correct their trilogy after Rian Johnson got off "subverting expectations." =^[.]^=

[@benroberts2222]

No, it's Movie screenwriters: "bringing him back will be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@XombieLejon66]

“How does the non-descript plot device bring Superman back? DONT KNOW “

[@IronDragon-2143]

The Critical Drinker: This movie is Embarrassingly awful. Batwoman: Hold my beer.

[@bobsmith5185]

Batwoman: hold my tampon, I gotta go to a wet market in Wuhan…

[@Hugo_Tate]

These “hold my beer” comments are still being used?? That’s sad.

[@Off-Brand_Devin]

@@Hugo_Tate "Hold my beer" comments are tired. Absolutely no one comments: Hold my beer.

[@amanibob1416]

Batwamen: "Did you just imply that I, a wamen, cannot one-up you without even trying?!" Ps: "Hold yer own frickin beverage!" Bilbo Skywalker

[@reidheidler5138]

The Critical Drinker: A bih full on thoose, akshally...

[@ihatecommunism9958]

Superman: *"Tell me, do you bleed?"* Wonder Woman: *"Yes, every single month!"*

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

That is grim.

[@OnMyWayToAsakura]

Bruh

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

EMOTIONAL DAMAAAAGE!!!!

[@anthonyroe7983]

Isn't she thousands of years old? Begs the question do Amazons go through menopause? If so when? Or why? They obviously don't have children..

[@rollzmoist5061]

​@@anthonyroe7983 they dont... their made of clay and magic lol

[@rotpar757]

Resurrecting Superman was the most convoluted thing I've heard of; having to dunk Superman in the Kryptonian stem cells, drop the MacGuffin box into them, but you need the Flash to run super-fast and touch the box at the exact moment it touches the stem cells to turbo-charge them? What the hell?

[@planetschlock]

Unlike a certain Extended Universe movie, this Anatomy of a Disaster series actually survived to see a second part.

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

And a third and a fourth.

[@mariajesuscabrera7492]

Green Lantern 2?

[@davidma6616]

Boom roasted

[@Edax_Royeaux]

GO AWAY now.

[@TheodoricEichen]

Avatar: The Last Airbender?

[@quincylee2276]

7:25 as a structural engineer, I can definitely confirm that that’s not how buildings work.

[@jaesungkim5478]

@M J Grasscutter COMMUNISM

[@larryjake7783]

Actually in Soviet Russia Buildings defy reality so....

[@quincylee2276]

Larry Jake “In Mother Russia, buildings take steroids too”

[@larryjake7783]

@@quincylee2276 lol

[@morningstar9233]

Thanks

[@greatestscott6599]

Steppenwolf came to Earth for heavy metal thunder, like a true nature's child.

[@The-Real-Blissful-Ignorance]

Too bad only 8 of us got your excellent joke.

[@Izelor]

@@The-Real-Blissful-Ignorance Fun fact: Born to be Wild is the first time when the term "heavy metal" is mentioned.

[@Angrybogan]

I thought of that as soon as I heard his name...

[@greatestscott6599]

@@The-Real-Blissful-Ignorance At least there are those like you who _can_ appreciate it; and a chance that those who don't can learn, like via the Goog.

[@trevorday7923]

But did he do it on a magic-carpet ride...?

[@wyzasukitan]

“lump of charisma entropy” is a good one. I liked that.

[@paulvargas9540]

“Im no structural engineer but I’m pretty sure that’s no how buildings work” im going to get abs from laughing so hard

[@hazardeur]

you already got abs. they are just buried under lumps of fat

[@kerrychristensen7204]

👍

[@KalRandom]

@@hazardeur Nothing wrong with keeping a bag of ice over your 6 pack.

[@leeharamis1935]

That line and the visual of the building floating is almost unbearably funny

[@lugbzurg8987]

That's a "power of flight" trope that has bugged me for ages. Being able to fly doesn't magically make a structure maintain structural integrity when there's barely any support. Similarly, there's the "Super Strength = Toggleable Super Weight" trope, where when someone has super strength, it somehow means they can't be picked up or moved.

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

"Ugh, it's _you_ again." _I've never felt so loved_ ♥

[@_V.Va_]

I thought he was talkin' to the film...

[@bencousins7311]

goo away now!

[@pretorious700]

Ben Affleck "acting" reminds me of my sons 5th grade version of Hamlet.

[@SavageDawgJoshua]

Yeah, but Affleck was the BOMB in "Phantoms".

[@thekiller7994]

Ben Affleck is a good actor but he’s always given terrible scripts

[@johnsmith651]

One of the reasons I love Man of Steel is that it feels like Zod and his minions actually are a match or even stronger than Superman

[@adammalone3414]

I liked man of steel. But looking back, the movie could have done better than sky beam ending.

[@t4rv0r60]

technically yes, they were trained soldiers and combat zealots and they adapted quickly to their demigod powers. supes needed yrs to adapt and isnt trained in combat. so yes i am very sure that Zod would defeat Supes in an open field.

[@yaboi5012]

rene ziesig can Superman even really fight? The only thing he has ever done in combat was punch someone. Idk if I’ve ever seen him kick something

[@t4rv0r60]

@@yaboi5012 ye totally xD thats because he never gets a real thread, so no need to train hand to hand combat

[@mgeiger2341]

I would've preferred it if Zod's gang was saved for Justice League, and he dealt with a different adversary, like say Brainiac.

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

Steppenwolf didnt need complex motivation. After all he was just born to be wild....i'll get my coat

[@henrychinaski5938]

Why? Your comment had more thought to it than all of JL script lol

[@williamerickson520]

Be sure to take a magic carpet ride on your way out. :)

[@joesycamore2899]

Steppenwolf made Apocalypse look realistic

[@propheci]

Nah, it'll be fine. WB lowered the bar with this joke of a shared universe, so one more bad joke is ok...

[@everburn]

The doors that way👉. But seriously that line is more entertaining than this movie

[@kevinseeley9410]

"Cyborg's powers and abilities are as vague and undefined as Scarlet Witch without the delightful cleavage to compensat." LOL You said it Drinker.

[@Windsuke]

@fuckface unstoppable it does but magic follows its own set of rules too otherwise it is just another MacGuffin power.

[@Xehanort10]

Not only that but he was played by an actor who thinks being told to say his character's catchphrase is somehow abuse. Ray Fisher actually whined about having to say "BOOYAH" even though it's Cyborg's catchphrase. Joss Whedon's a monster for telling him to say something his character often says apparently.

[@GeorgeMonet]

@fuckface unstoppable Witch does have a meaning. It means a man or woman who traded their soul to the devil in exchange for receiving a demon who will carry out their will. A will which is basically limited to inconveniencing their neighbors.

[@abutterynoodle9347]

Bruh cyborg has cleavage for days tho look at him

[@definitelynotyuribezmenov7611]

@@abutterynoodle9347 it’s a crack from aftermath of cardiac surgery,not a sexy cleavage

[@jiryensaber6090]

3:39 Superman in full CGI moustache removed mode: "Tell me... Do You Shave?"

[@kerravon2527]

"Oh, it's you again" best start to a KZbin video ever!

[@defundhollyweird8675]

Please complete the trilogy with an episode of "The Drinker Fixes" which might be a challenge even for your prowess!

[@Volkbrecht]

Do you think that is even possible? I don't have overly good taste in movies, I'm very easily satisfied by even mediocre stuff. But even I cringed a lot during that movie. And that's coming from a guy who liked StarWars 1-3. 'nough said? ;)

[@napoleon4153]

@Bruce Wayne dude, wrong video!

[@Treklosopher]

@Bruce Wayne you sound like someone suffering from paranoid delusions. Multinational corporations already control the entire world. You don't need to make up "NWO" boogeymen.

[@Troll_vs.]

@@Volkbrecht yes it is check out nando v movies were he made a great rewrite of the plot of the movie

[@irishtyrant4532]

I'm dying for him to fix The Predator!

[@hmvd22]

“There’s no crazy twists” Oddly enough, after Rian Johnson, I kinda prefer it that way.

[@Imlaor25]

Yes. The subvert expectations thing is one of the factors that is ruining Hollywood. “Lets kill John Connor, just because subversions.”

[@Imlaor25]

The only thing they did was to replace him with a POC girl because more diversity.

[@niktej1114]

@@Imlaor25 exactly like in Jl apokolips war

[@FilmVersionSoundtracks]

Those twist can't be called twist. They're literally plot holes.

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

Somehow it didn't occur to me how hilarious it would've looked to the other actors and film crew to see superman with a moustache. It's been CGI'd off for the audience so we don't get to see it.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

#releaseStacheCut

[@paulsimpson3113]

"what are your super powers again" Drinker "I can eloquently dissect a shitty movie with humour and style, while having consumed more alcohol than you could in a life time son"

[@aKrazyGuyUKno]

“Your legs gone, mate. Don’t ya care?” 🤣

[@nhmooytis7058]

aKrazyGuyUKno it’s only a flesh wound!

[@Furzkampfbomber]

@@nhmooytis7058 Or a tin wound?

[@nhmooytis7058]

Furzkampfbomber good point.

[@SumDumGy]

Naw, it’ll be fine.

[@nhmooytis7058]

Tim Walden go away now ;)

[@thesupremeatheistintellect64]

Ezra Miller is really annoying, in this role and outside of it.

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

The Supreme Atheist Intellect after his, I mean its, choke incident, may Ezra become irrelevant

[@carloscjr23]

He is just another hollywood drama queen wanting the attention his dad never give him. Hes gonna double down with the choke thing, youll see.

[@simplegarak]

There is some possibility for his role as a new, learning hero, but he wasn't any Flash that I was familiar with.

[@ML-tr1hz]

I've only ever seen him in Perks of Being a Wallflower, which he was actually good in, but he doesn't strike me as a superhero type. I also am not familiar with any of his personal drama though.

[@traegoins6903]

They should have went with grand gustin

[@edrosa3485]

Sad part is that it’s still better than the Last Jedi.

[@edrosa3485]

@Lionard Kirsch Equally? Hardly. Justice League was uninspired, repetitive, chock full of "been done better elsewhere", but it was somewhat entertaining; like Batman & Robin, TLJ seemed purposely bad. Not "fun" bad, but bad as if it were a case study about how NOT to make a good movie.

[@goldenstatewarriors9418]

TLJ was worse. Thor: Ragnarok was released at about the same time as both and it was awesome.

[@gelatinpowder1137]

ed rosa JL is not even entertaining。I kept a straight face thoughout the entire movie and the jokes don’t even work.

[@jayke3k]

Even miss marvel is better than the last jed...hmm wait nah nvm capt karen is still the worst

[@jayke3k]

@@goldenstatewarriors9418 Ragnarok or should I say Jokenarok? What kinda crack you on? That movie was shiiite

[@adammalone3414]

"No one in metropolis cares Clark Kent and superman both came back from the dead at the same time". Haha had me holding my stomach.

[@MatchmeSydney]

"Welcome back, Clark. How's--OMG--" (screams)

[@ElValuador]

Superman staring at Flash as he tried to run around him was an epic silver lining.

[@TH3F4LC0Nx]

Yeah, but his delivery of Batman's "Do you bleed?" line was so bad it cancelled it out.

[@Wayoutthere]

The ONLY thing.

[@supremeghost7950]

I think that this was the only scene I enjoyed. The rest was horrible.

[@grfrjiglstan]

More like a Quicksilver lining.

[@TheSchaef47]

Especially the oh crap face Flash was making as realization dawned on him.

[@theanimeslayer3999]

Drinkers weekly alchol bill is more than the CGI used in this film!

[@lol-gu3xn]

Lol, must be more than $10000

[@joesycamore2899]

12p ?

[@Chill227]

"biggest mistake in the DCEU" Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey :"hold my beer"

[@t4rv0r60]

"hold my stunning and brave beer"

[@dreday5880]

I think Birds of Prey was more entertaining than this turd

[@twinzzlers]

@@t4rv0r60 What?

[@andrewjackson3686]

What about Dark Pheonix guys ?

[@destinyhero4795]

@@t4rv0r60 wonder woman 84 : hold my lasso

[@terminate2345]

I didn’t hate the movie, but The League deserves better, much better.

[@SumDumGy]

You should have hated the movie. It gave you every reason to.

[@ultramegaman555]

true words of wisdom right there, that should be the mantra for dc, who admitted didnt care one single bit

[@AlphaRebel]

The animated JL is infinitely better. DC should stick to animations, it's what they're good at

[@LoreleiCatherine]

I didn’t hate it either. I’d have to go back and watch it again to remember exactly why but I actually...enjoyed it...I recognized all the flaws and liked it anyways lol it was so ridiculous that all the inconsistencies didn’t even matter anymore. I also love Batman forever though so maybe I’m broken lol

[@harrambou9468]

The movie is kinda terrible tho 😂 “WHAT. THE. _FUCK.”_ -Drinker

[@BeforeMoviesSucked]

I honestly never really noticed how bad Cyborg's CGI was until now, but.... Damn, that crap is BAD!

[@dignerds]

It really wasn't ... However Snyder's version would have had better CGI

[@WideAwakeViking]

Ryan Reynold's Green Lantern: "You mean I can come out of hiding now?"

[@kryoboy1966]

@@dignerds guess we'll find out next year.cheers hbomax woohoo lol

[@CaptApril123]

'Doom Patrol' Cyborg is very good and it's just a few plastic prosthetics. It's the writing not the SFX, always has been always will be.

[@taylorcantrell5660]

When he said: "I'm not a structural engineer, but I'm pretty sure that's not how buildings work", and then I saw Superman carrying a building the side of a football field in the air... I spit out my coffee

[@mr.vargas5648]

Thats was legit hillarious maybe the drinker should do stand up hes funnier than most of those anyway.

[@mdstreeter1460]

Yep, it's not often I watch something like this and actually laugh out loud, but that was one of those moments.

[@taylorcantrell5660]

@Főfasírozó Only when it makes sense lolol

[@hagerty1952]

Right there with you, bro; and I am an engineer.

[@TheMammothM]

Drinker doing an HBO stand up special with a bottle of Jack in hand. Sign me up

[@slippo99]

"Sad, conflicted lump of charisma-entropy," LMFAO 😆😆

[@WarriorDan]

I never really thought about it, mainly because films like this seem to cause my brain to just disengage due to the overwhelming contrived stupidity therein, but it's weird that Steppenwolf, a military general at the head of an alien army, doesn't recognize a basic diversionary tactic when it's staring him right in the face.

[@TransformersBoss]

“Ok, I’ve been thinking about these mother-boxes and my revenge for centuries, and my plan is about to succeed. I’d better protect these boxes with my life while they do their thing. What’s that? A fighty-fight? Ok, imma go fight.”

[@mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113]

Why? Don't know.

[@RSpurs]

The cgi for thanos makes steppe wolf look like an Atari game.

[@utubebgay]

lol, granted it was the edges of pixels, but at least Atari had some kind of definition

[@Edax_Royeaux]

And yet I think Justice League was the most expensive movie.

[@MrREAPERsz]

Looked like an early ps2 cgi cutscene

[@1COMODIN9]

They could've taken the Animated Universe stories, crappy paste them without an inch of added creativity, and still would've made better movies than these...

[@TheRoflcer]

Better idea, take the budget that would go into the Live action films and put it into the animated films to have slightly improved animation quality, more theatrical time (as opposed to weekend limited screenings) and better advertisement. I think more people at this point are anticipating the next installments of those over the L.A, so just make the conversion.

[@markmarderosian4025]

Agreed. The Animated Universe stories are great. They could've used those. Or over 80 years worth of comic book stories. Something. Anything.

[@1COMODIN9]

@@markmarderosian4025 literally anything but this 😏👍

[@1COMODIN9]

@AquaJetEmpoleon chuds ~ boomers

[@dernoerd6418]

@@dani4157 ,is this true ?

[@donniedollarhidejr.2766]

This film sucks. Bad acting, bad visual effects, bad script...

[@ultramegaman555]

honestly, affleck did what he could, but well, everything else was shitty, therefore dragging him down, i think he was good as batman, but my good THAT terrible, horrible writing...

[@donniedollarhidejr.2766]

@@ultramegaman555 just an Avengers-wannabe film.

[@ansonpang8468]

The actors aren't really the problem. It's hard for acting performances to look good with bad plot, bad writing, and a godawful script.

[@donniedollarhidejr.2766]

@@ansonpang8468 in my opinion only Affleck reach the average on this film. Momoa only can play Momoa, it doesnt matter if he is playing Conan, Aquaman or Mary Poppins, Gal is overacting all the film, Cyborg dude is like a cgi-made bucket and well, we all saw Flash...annoying as fuck. I dont know, call it lack of enthusiasm or whatever, maybe they lost all motivation because they only saw a green or blue screen all day long, almost only interacting with (bad) visual effects... but there's no passion, just plain dialogues, no effords

[@donniedollarhidejr.2766]

@@ansonpang8468 and indeed, script is probably the main problem.

[@torsten89]

"I'm no structural engineer, but I'm pretty sure this is not how buildings work" 😂😂😂😂

[@my2commonsense476]

I don’t know Drinker, I’m pretty good with chop sticks.

[@markiangooley]

I’ve seen an Indian friend who wasn’t raised with chopsticks but got good with them demolish a buffet pretty well. Someone who used them from childhood, well…

[@livmashupmansen191]

My four brothers and I are really good with chopsticks. One of my brothers eats chips and popcorn with chopsticks. I can do it, too, but I usually use my finger for chips and popcorn.

[@my2commonsense476]

@@livmashupmansen191 I am to, and I never learned. One day I just picked them up and started using them. I guess I’m just good at eating.

[@Habu12]

Last time I was this early, Amber Heard was still hitting things.

[@JTtheMid]

😂

[@everburn]

That's gold👌🤣

[@Mike-me3sp]

I don't get it. Please explain

[@Habu12]

@@Mike-me3sp Do a search ;-)

[@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask]

What makes you think she has stopped?

[@lukekelchner5471]

“That was a good movie, I liked that” SENT ME😂

[@BalrogUdun]

Remember when Mother Boxes were New God smartphones that could teleport you across the universe. Now they are every plot convenience ever, literally bringing characters back from the dead.

[@HarosOfStyx]

The Flash is supposed to be the fastest man alive, and the film made him into the most mediocre, insulting man alive. Even the the Flash from the tv series would be facepalming.

[@JohnnyZenith]

I always thought he should be a man in a mac/trenchcoat flashing women at the park.

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

People were spoiled by Quicksilver from X-men. Now that is how you do someone who can move that fast. Flash should have been that x 100 and much more well thought out.

[@MrREAPERsz]

@@Nurgles_Rot_ that's basically teleportation. Movie x-men quicksilver is as fast as flash should be.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

and the actor cannot even run

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

@@MrREAPERsz I agree. I want absolute killer Flash. Not the travesty we got in JL.

[@AnnoyingMoose]

The Critical Drinker: How will batman get past the energy shield that formed over Chernobyl ? Pitch Meeting Guy: It will be super easy: barely an inconvenience!

[@justajawausingwifi4642]

"The movie is delusional, take it to the infirmary "

[@Fridaey13txhOktober]

Because... he's The Batman!

[@CarrionCrow993]

That bit, "I'm no structural engineer, but I'm pretty sure that's not how buildings work!" made me hoot. What the hell was that?!?!

[@illuminaticake4528]

The part where Superman just left to go save that citizen from those vines could have been a great internal conflict. If rewritten entirely to include remorse over whichever of the two actions he selects and an actual lasting effect.

[@mannypardo1080]

I don't have enough booze for this one. Have mercy, Drinker.

[@toolegittoquit_001]

Sez Drinker’s liver

[@gloomwoodguard9527]

Dear god...I would watch a movie on the Mami Mutalator then this...

[@WailFin]

"Oh, it's _you_ again." Not 2 seconds in and I burst out laughing. Well done, Analytical Alcoholic.

[@stevejones69420]

He never fails to make me laugh

[@zach2011w]

Good to see the CGI guys from Sharkboy and Lavagirl found work.

[@SuperArmus]

The way The Flash runs in this movie is one of the funniest shit I have seen...

[@khazzen]

people of gotham: _"who could be superman?"_ lois lane gets out of the car: _"CLARK!!"_

[@TH3F4LC0Nx]

Yeah, and aren't people gonna notice that that reporter who just happened to die on the same day as Superman conspicuously came back...on the same day as Superman?!

[@bryanmanuel4945]

@@TH3F4LC0Nx People in Comic Books are dumb anyway but yeah the Clark's usual disguise won't work this time,people are going to start conecting the dots that a guy that looks like Superman came back the same day Superman was revives.But DC gave up with the realism route so whatever

[@TH3F4LC0Nx]

@@bryanmanuel4945 Yeah, the whole realism thing, the "how would Superman actually impact the real world?" attitude was actually kind of novel, and it was pretty much the only thing keeping me around. Wonder Woman was the last good DCEU film. Everything after was shit.

[@zztopz7090]

@@TH3F4LC0Nx And who has the same chiseled features as superman.

[@deivymaybe7554]

He hides in glasses

[@Horrormaster13]

I am honestly amazed that the screenwriter Chris Terrio even got a job after this disaster of a film. He later wrote the script for another disaster called Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.

[@masterpenguin8472]

At least that film looked gorgeous, unlike this ugly vomit.

[@maxx1mus1041]

@@masterpenguin8472 yeah because a georgous looking movie edited by morons with shit lazy writing is definitely a plus

[@masterpenguin8472]

@@maxx1mus1041 No, but it at least doesn't hurt my eyes or make me gag up whenever I look at it. This is just fucking eye torture, this is!

[@marctradler7014]

What? That guy must either be super fast & dirt cheap or have enough dirt to blackmail any studio exec.

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

What a talented and respected artist.

[@Centrophy]

Cyborg's whole design was a travesty. I want to know who thought that design looked good over what he looked like in the comics or cartoons.

[@SheldonAdama17]

4:01 “Stay the f back or I’ll laser you! I’ll laser every f-ing one of you!”

[@neilcook8774]

Henry Cavill has been wasted as superman, that is all.

[@gamemaster2192]

I betcha after a rumor of a black superman movie you are begging for Henry Cavill to return as Superman

[@NoahHunterGamble]

@@gamemaster2192 the hell is that even supposed to mean?? He wasn’t even saying Henry Cavill was a bad Superman, just that they wasted his potential in each one of his films.

[@gamemaster2192]

@@NoahHunterGamble because of rumors circling around that the new superman movie might be casted by Michael B Jordon and you guys are once again throwing temper tantums like 4 year old

[@NoahHunterGamble]

@@gamemaster2192 I don’t see a single soul here crying about that. I think you just trying to creat drama and bullshit out of nothing. Find something better to do damn man lol

[@gamemaster2192]

@@NoahHunterGamble ''I don't see a single soul on here crying about that'' you're joking right there's bunch of videos '',shooting'', on a black superman movie crying the half the comment system were on they side how am i starting drama by saying you guys are having temper tantum like a 4 year old over a movie with a '',black'', actor?

[@sergeantmituna6260]

I wouldn't mind if "Anatomy Of A Disaster" became it's own series.

[@alidaraie]

Brought to you by a failing liver

[@Dave.666.]

Don't think filmento would be too please as he's been doing "anatomy of failure" for years

[@noaheke2666]

I was about to say filmento has been doing it you should check out his channel

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@Dave.666. "Dissecting a Disaster" then?

[@Dave.666.]

@@commandercaptain4664 yeah, why not? 😉

[@ryuken3112]

Oh cmon, Clark wears glasses and Superman doesn't, CLEARLY two different people! 🤣

[@laserfloyd]

"I'm no structural engineer but I'm pretty sure this is not how buildings work." - The Critical Drinker 🥃 😂

[@andrewhezekiahdaniel]

12:00 "A colour scheme enough to give me a hangover before I'd even got drunk." 😁😁😁😁

[@wulfherecyning1282]

The Macguffin quality is different than in the Avengers, because for the Avengers they were already Macguffins in previous movies, and we were already shown how powerful they are. To some extent that stops them being a meaningless macguffin; in the later movies the infinity stones couldn't just be swapped out, because they've been written to have history in the world. In this DC movie though, these macguffin boxes are just pure macguffins. They could be swapped out with a ring or a wand. I don't even like the Marvel movies. But they're clearly better than DC's response.

[@trequor]

The Infinity Saga is basically the best example of how to do McGuffin's properly.

[@Afternoon1201]

"You can pretty much gauge which parts of the movie belong to Wheaton based on how bored and pissed off Ben Affleck looks." 🤣🤣😂

[@patrickwheeler5701]

11:29 ''sad brooding conflicted lump of charisma entropy'' fucking love that

[@ChuddmasterZero]

"the world's most penetrable energy shield..." GOLD. It's like throughout the entire production of this movie, nobody asked "WHY?" about any plot point, character motivation or visual element. It's literally just stuff that happens. I love DC, I have since I was a little kid, and these characters ( except cyborg ) have been my favourites for decades, but nothing can defend the appalling execution of this film.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Justice League has left me with one feeling: *Who cares?* No film should give me that feeling, let alone a superhero film.

[@henrychinaski1873]

You re right... I had the same Feeling with rise of Skywalker... Best regards to you and beautiful estonia (my favourite country)

[@jacobxa]

Superhero movies are power-fantasy porn, the least likely type of movie to make one “care”

[@jtjdrums]

To be honest most of the MCU from Age of Ultron onwards had that effect on me, but at least it had a consistent quality to it. If you liked what Disney were doing you'd have a good time, because largely they stick to their guns. If you were actually a fan of the first 3 DCEU films you weren't catered for in the same way, from Justice League onwards, and if you weren't then WB didn't cater for you fully either. All their films, from Aquaman onwards seem rather self conscious, like they're trying to distance themselves from anything Snyder touched. Maybe if they stopped trying so hard NOT to be something, and were just themselves, like Disney, they'd actually please someone? At the moment they're just randomly chucking stuff and seeing what sticks. It's just confusing and makes it frustrating to be a DC movie fan.

[@bonnieminter8897]

I feel the need to mention that Flash is the only one who can safely travel at such speeds, from a scientific standpoint. Superman and Wonder woman might be able to match his speed, however Flash has the speedforce. This allows him to ignore the laws of physics to travel at these speeds, but Superman and Wonder Women don't have this ability. When you travel at those speeds and can't ignore physics while doing so...a lot of people burst into flames.

[@mungomidge1090]

This is 10x more entertaining than the actual movie.

[@haillobster7154]

These two videos had much greater build-up, much superior consistency, and a far clearer vision than the DCEU.

[@TH3F4LC0Nx]

And brighter colors, too!

[@Beastinvader]

"Your leg's gone, mate! Don't you care?"

[@MattTGM]

"Nah it'll be fine"

[@jb-dn5fy]

Poor Ben Affleck. He basically lives in the shadow of Matt Damon. Imagine having a friend for basically life, same age, from the same city and you both get lucky enough to be come actors. Although the difference is your friend consistently picks decent to great roles while you're consistently picking terrible roles! Man that's got to burn

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

Batman in this movie: Shooting adds and looking upset Batman in animated movie: Holding Darkseid's entire planet hostage with his own nuclear arsenal that Batman hacked.

[@Arassar]

"this is not how buildings work" Wow holy shit that's actually in the movie?! 🤣 Jeeeeeeeeeeez... Wow. Wow.

[@shadowzach00]

Sadly yes when I saw that I chuckled lol

[@cymes82]

Tactile Telekinesis is one of the many Superman's BS set of powers.

[@harrambou9468]

JUST LOOK AT THE PURPLE ROOTS 😃😃😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@johansmallberries9874]

Soviet era apartment blocks built solid, comrade! Foundation poured no less than 9 meters thick, can easily support entire weight on two point of contact no bigger than human palm!

[@SadCrabMan23]

I love the flash moving a truck from 40 mph to Mach jesus and those g forces apparently did no harm to the family

[@Sketch_Sesh]

Last time I was this early.. Lucas Film made quality products

[@chrono2208]

So the first episode of the mandalorian ?

[@chrono2208]

@Bruce Wayne its sad , the first game was a masterpiece and the sequel was destined to be one too , but it was swallowed by darkness. (Sorry for my bad English)

[@TH3F4LC0Nx]

@Bruce Wayne Bruh, do you wanna explain? If not, I may have to go buy the game just to see what all the fuss is about. XD

[@supremeghost7950]

@@TH3F4LC0Nx You don't have to. The whole Plot has been leaked to the public. That's why everyone is so pissed about, because it is filled with SJW-Propaganda.

[@ML-tr1hz]

So the 80s?

[@TheHulkfan]

About Wonder Woman durability, that's a thing from the comics. She can survive hits from beings that can destroy planets, and yet bullets can harm or even kill her (at least in the standard level). Why? Someone had said that it centers about the type of damage, like blunt vs piercing attacks, but I've always thought that it felt forced. Then again, the same goes for Spiderman or the street level being at Marvel. They can get punched to oblivion by heavy hitters, and yet a bullet will potentially kill them.

[@uhohcuzzo]

I gotta say Spider-Man is misrepresented in a lot of circumstances because the writers forget how strong he can actually be.Originally his overhead press was 10 tons and slowly increased over time(for various reasons) to about 25 tons. When it comes to “street level” he really is an anomaly and is weird because he’s head and shoulders above everyone else performance wise versus Daredevil,Punisher,MoonKnight. Spidey’s the same guy that single handedly beat the OG X-Men.Yet when fighting Cap initially he said he was actually dazed and considered him one of his hardest hitters and that’s after fighting beings like the Lizard who were many fold over cap in striking power. Long story short Comic logic is idiotic at its core because different writers create their own limits for Characters based on their story.Which can be entertaining but in hindsight it leads to too many contradictions and convoluted continuities. I know this is an old comment but it’s also a concern and observation I made similar to you.

[@darksiderider1233]

"I'm not a structural engineer but I am pretty sure that's now how buildings work" 😂😂 That's so true, I have always thought that scene looked really awkward and that's why. The building would fold in half like a taco lol

[@chrismaddock5790]

Batman being in the background wouldn't have been such a bad thing, if he played the part that he's always supposed to have played for the Justice League: The calm, collected strategist. His one ability that he had over the other JL characters in almost every medium was his ability to be calm, collected and always be thinking twenty steps ahead of everybody else as he relies on his incredible ability to analyse (to a fault) every situation and how his team should act based on their collective abilities. But because they don't even do that, he just gives off the impression that he's there and has a shite load of money that he can hand over whenever the league needs a new jacuzzi or something. Sad

[@tanvvir8996]

When will they learn that we’d rather see a good film *later*, than a shit film slightly earlier

[@dignerds]

When are you haters going to realize that the issue was WB chopping up the story in these movies and put out butchered products? That's the issue the DCEU had...Jesus

[@Game-The-System]

Exhibit 1: Sonic The Hedgehog

[@Game-The-System]

@jigyoda Why do you think it was divisive?

[@TimeBomb014X]

Justice League is oddly the movie that falls in both catagories. Took years longer than expected to to come out and be good (hopefully) but also rushed early and was shit for it

[@abilsingh4955]

Quarterly Earning Reports wait for no one.

[@baileylanore]

This CGI is on Sharkboy and Lavagirl levels

[@bobarmstrong6108]

"I'm pretty sure that's not how buildings act" -Classic!

[@KidCharlemagne.]

Hahaha i was cracking up at the Scarlett Witch “delightful cleavage “ line haha awesome

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

3:29 It's even better when you realize it was WWI and not WWII

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

Seems like only yesterday to Wonder Woman ;)

[@lennyztrobos8678]

Here is a bit of nerd trivia for you all: Wonderwoman is nearly invincible, except for her fatal weakness, which is piercing weapons. She can take a danish head from Superman every day, but a single knife stab could possibly kill her. This is why she bothers blocking bullets with her wrist guards instead of just ignoring them. Also, The Flash´s power comes from time manipulation, so the people in the car would be fine. Of sourse, the movies would make better sense if any of this was explained. 🤷‍♂️

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

She has a classic weakness to being tied up by a man. But I doubt that hints of male domination by bondage are going to fly today.

[@dr.stevebrule4511]

My favorite part is the Amazons running from Steppenwolf. THEY’RE ON AN ISLAND! Were they just gonna go around in circles for the rest of time?

[@swampcrawlerls1267]

3:29 correction, it was a WW1 machine gun.

[@TheGuruStud]

His point doesn't really work, though. She had no idea of her strength or that she's invincible (she is literally invincible against mortals).

[@ascissormanoforqwith3901]

Obviously he's so drunk he has doublevision

[@CaitiffFTW]

7:25 Flash isn't pushing the truck. He's bringing the truck into the Speed Force, for a short while, which essentially removes limitations, such as inertia and friction, from the equation, in regards to movement. That's the comic explanation. But, since the movie does fuck and all to explain this, your point is entirely valid.

[@Bryan46162]

And yet the Flash can conduct the infinite mass punch which relies on the momentum of his fist traveling at impossible speeds to obliterate planets. Which is it DC comics? Does the Flash obey the laws of physics or not? Aw, forget it. It's a comic book character.

[@CaitiffFTW]

@@Bryan46162 In short, no. Flash does NOT obey the laws of physics. Superman is NOT as fast as Flash. Superman and Wonder Woman are fast. Flash IS speed. Slightly longer, but still not long answer: Flash can do either or, at will. Barry Allen can literally control the concept of speed, itself, allowing him to do anything he wants to, as long as it involves fast movement. Case in point, he held Superman at bay, for over a minute, by throwing pebbles, at 99 percent the speed of light.

[@DiggitySlice]

The studio behind this movie doesnt care about any of that. To them, Flash = fast guy. Done.

[@neutralman9124]

God, I feel bad for Amy Adams above all else. She's on another dimension to all these actors combined and is reduced to being a puppy dog obsessed with Superman's abs? Jesus Christ. Why do her so dirty? She's the only one that didn't embarrass herself in these films solely on her natural ability. It's like a 6 time Oscar nominated actor going up against the jocks in school forced to do the school play or they'll fail.

[@jameswalker5645]

At least Batman isn't using a Beastie Boys track as a diversion..lol..

[@dauren7328]

Mother Boxes in comics: living supercomputers maid by Metron. Mother Boxes in film: no f@cking idea!

[@dauren7328]

@ you are correct. My mistake.

[@robinthrush9672]

Thanks for pointing out that Whedon's Superman scenes actually feel like Superman.

[@MrREAPERsz]

Still needed to be nerfed.

[@ChaoticButterfly]

@Cactus But it can feel better, especially with Superman.

[@KMM-kx2yn]

I was shocked to see that this Superman felt likable for once. If they keep this version of him, I’d go see another superman movie. Just keep snyder away from him.

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@MrREAPERsz Superman's greatest weakness is... he cares. He actually cares about these pathetic Earth people. Like pets. I suppose so. Sentimental idiot. He's caged Non! I'll draw his fire with some of my own...

[@MrREAPERsz]

@@commandercaptain4664 I know. That's the only reason batman can stomp him, he's a nice guy. But DC-WB doesn't know how to use it in a compelling way. The only guys who can fight superman are freaking planet busters. You think Clark is gonna care about planet busters?

[@RolfHartmann]

Steppenwolf getting the last Motherbox is like Mr Burns stealing the puppies from the Simpsons when they turn around to worry about that scheme he might launch.

[@Raviell87]

I love the fact that Superguy has always nicely made, shiny hairc no matter what happens or how fast he flies

[@musashilee9718]

This is why I prefer the Justice League Animated Series.

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

Please, don't compare this generic, full of plot holes like swiss cheese to that masterpiece.

[@musashilee9718]

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 Uhhhhh, no. Whatever give you the wrong impression? The animated series' 10x. Hence I said "why I prefer".

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

@@musashilee9718 It was joke.

[@musashilee9718]

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 Gotcha! Sometime it's hard to tell and depends on the person & thread.

[@randomdude189]

Some things need to be cartoons

[@Weightlimit]

Content like this is why I don’t need Netflix

[@bk-terminator3617]

This is hands down one of the best channels on KZbin. Subscribed ✔️

[@mupoxa]

c'mon, mate. Wonder woman was in the First world war, not second

[@gustavo_oviedo]

Yeah, like that made a difference for the point he makes.

[@thearcadiusproject3500]

@@gustavo_oviedo considering it was her first experience of warfare outside of Themiscyra, it’s justified that she’d be struggling during the No Man’s Land scene, since she wouldn’t know how much bullets would affect her.

[@xero4479]

@Cyril she wasnt a jew, she didnt care

[@xero4479]

@Cyril also, where is that tattoo you promised before leaving Renault?

[@jammygamer8961]

@@thearcadiusproject3500 according to the director of wonder women 84 bullets can injure and potentially even kill her. You know the same character that took repeated hits from Doomsdays

[@UnclePhil73]

"Lump of charisma entropy". Masterful! LOL

[@marcoshenriques3118]

The movie even switches its color pallete from scene to scene, which added to the disconnected plot, gives us the feeling of discontinuity, like watching clips of different movies

[@thechetearly]

Can’t wait for you to do the Synder Cut