What the Hell Happened This Week? | The Daily Social Distancing Show

[@diedraaschenbeck8876]

"America....is dealing with a deadly strain of stupidity." I. CANNOT. AGREE. MORE.

[@vivianhi]

willfully ignorance...

[@WingZX1103]

Diedra Aschenbeck yes, yes it is

[@Yaamaha]

I will comfort you - it's not only America

[@austinhansen2527]

I really love fresh warm chocolate chip cookies from Subway🤤

[@Kiyoone]

well... if a president thinks and acts like a child and the idiots behind him cheer out loud that attitude... It says a lot about the way the country goes. Unfortunately, you guys exported that shitty ideal of dealing with problems around the world... and now there is a handful of stupid world leaders doing things like D. Trump in their countries... god, christ, budda, ET etc... please help us all

[@Amanda-ec1jh]

I am really enjoying Trevor's hoodie collection on the show.

[@Zuckerpuppekopf]

Most hoodies don't fit very well because when the hood is up it pulls annoyingly on one's head. I have hoodies but hate wearing them. They need to be redesigned so the hood is extra large like a medieval monk's hood so it has lots of extra fabric and won't be so tight.

[@melviasheppard8466]

I remember when hoodies were only 3 colors. Grey, black or white. We've come a long way. I just wish that I could relax and not worry about Black Men being killed while wearing them in public !!!!!

[@BeNiceToEachOtherplease]

Me too but I'm slightly disappointed that he doesn't go from red to orange yellow green blue and violet. It was pride month.

[@420couple8882]

@@BeNiceToEachOtherplease he supports pride month in lots of other ways. Plus i do t see him owning a violet hoodie

[@jolenetoscano4414]

He’s so hot!!

[@osmark86]

"why are we even arguing with these idiots?" hahaha yes it's quite depressing isn't it?

[@ivanivonovich9863]

It's called a "City Hall Forum." The public has the right to make asses of themselves in front of the whole damn country!

[@paulwalsh7243]

I don't know why when they heard about the masks they though to bring up god religion does not have a single god damn thing to do with this god is not testing us he is not asking you guys to kill your selves just to ignore the health

[@Aw-ns1qx]

It is, but unfortunately those idiots breed uncontrollably and becasue they are stupid, they're easier to control. That's why Republicans really hate birth control and why they love to defund education.

[@lindalamb7512]

If masks killed people, doctors and nurses would be dead. Good point Trevor!

[@caigualberto2684]

those who hate masks should sign off a waiver that in case they get covid they shouldnt demand hospitalization or treatment

[@justsoren]

We should require them to go to their church and pastors for help.

[@jcinewilliams8819]

Agreed

[@felinecontrolled]

And they can follow trump's suggestions about disinfectants and light. Maybe it would work for them.

[@keenafromphilly]

🤣😆😂👍

[@hexkirn]

The masks don't protect the wearer, they protect others *from* the wearer. So the waiver should include paying hospital bills for everyone who probably got infected while being in one of the places the person signing the waiver was in around the relevant time. Which is pretty much impossible to prove even if signed and upheld in court.

[@strzaskanyalf2928]

You have flattened the curve, vertically

[@refinedinsanity2609]

SMALL BAND OF HEROS Alright Everbody. I want to thank you who have joined so far, though there is no time to spare. This is the part of the story where the small group of heros makes the push to win the fight. We are that small group right now. The best part is, to win this all we have to do is share. No money, no rallies, no covid exposure. Just share. I can handle the last stretch, but I need you to get me there! I have been capped and cannot invite except to message individually. Its too slow. All you have to do is understand the importance and get your friends and family to join and have them do the same. Find the Blue Cross movement page on Facebook. Click a button, be a hero, and help save America! Thats all they have do to. I cant wait to see you all on the other side of this, so lets get there!! THE BLUE CROSS MOVEMENT MICHAEL DEAN 2020 TAKING AMERICA BACK TO THE PEOPLE!

[@ayushthumbarathy3961]

*The funnies underrated comment doesn't exi-*

[@nikeitamisner7289]

Sounds just like tTRUMP

[@aidersantos829]

U know what vertically means??

[@SaimaTheGreat]

Ninters No he didnt. It was a joke that went way over both yalls heads lmao

[@gabrielbaltariu2430]

Trevor you're just a genius of bitter-sweet - how to make humor out of terribly sad things. Keep doing your best.

[@EmpathicEnergies]

“We’re dealing with a deadly strain of stupidity “ 😂

[@kayladawn]

"Dishonorably discharged for eating all the fundraiser popcorn" 🤣😂😅😭🤭😂😅🤣😭 BHAHAHA!! ohhhhh ROY!!! ❤

[@queenjayisokay1989]

He's my new spirit animal

[@AncestralRage]

I died

[@615ChaCha]

And you know that damn popcorn is expensive 😑🤣🤣🤣

[@oilspillondaE]

I was fucking drinking something, HAHAHAHAHA, I damn near died.

[@TheNinnyfee]

And the after-sentence! 😂

[@katmandudawn8417]

How many death certificates list cause of death as "mask wearing"? There are many that should list the cause of death as " terminal stupidity". But in this case " terminal stupidity" is also contagious and can end up killing others.

[@akashsandhu2931]

"Dishonorably discharged for eating all the fundraiser popcorn" - said with seriousness.

[@PinkyakaAJ]

💀💀💀😂🤣😂🤣😂💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏...That was the funniest thing ever 💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

[@samuelorozco3439]

you clearly see Roy bite his lip, probably trying to stifle the laughter LOL. i love him

[@tic857]

I felt bad laughing since they are talking about a serious topic, but it was a really good line.

[@jeanpatrickmeunier8493]

Oh you really hope to FIX America? Dude... seen from the outside, America is broken... SO BROKEN even the guys from "Wheeler Dealer" would'nt bother try and fix this. Throw it away and get a fresh start. We really start to realize the level of stupidity, racism, hatred that lurks between the stripes of the starspangled banner... And it's SHOKING!

[@AJ_Deadshow]

I know lol that gave me a chuckle

[@Simplejinx98]

“Why are we even arguing with these idiots!”....Amen Trevor Amen 🙏

[@DY-fy2jh]

Because those idiots' vote has same weight as any expert.

[@TheMeanArena]

You won't be watching Trevor much longer. All these ass hats that are supposed to be comedians that are about as funny as staring at a wall, their ratings are in the tank and no, they will not spring back. Karma is awesome!

[@lolom8772]

The Mean Arena funny thing is since quarantine started he’s gotten a boost in ratings and his KZbin channel has grown in tons of fews, I think you’re just mad about what he’s speaking about and want him gone

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

@@DY-fy2jh Actually, their vote has a higher weight than most experts vote.

[@mikkoiglesias291]

I never thought that there would be a time wherein being an American would be so freakin' embarrassing...

[@maxwilhelm7244]

Look as long as you didn't vote trump it's not your fault man

[@user-si5py2py4d]

@@maxwilhelm7244 *as long as you voted against Trump. You can check your voter registration at vote.org

[@anons.9200]

It's always been embarrassing. America's internet is among the slowest of developed nations. Our education system is failing behind as well. Not to mention that the current healthcare system is charging largely inflated prices. And we don't even have paid sick leave for everyone.

[@fangirl3086]

@TheMiket273 God I even hate saying this but I would rather have George W. Bush Jr. As president right now instead of trump.

[@Lanceroth]

that girl in the red shirt is the type of girl to unplug someones life support to charge her phone. just sayin

[@MrJacobElias]

Ofc she would... dont you know... Life support is killing people.

[@quietlionwhp2609]

Ohhhh savage....

[@ShadowBannedit]

10:05 "Yes" Trevor Noah

[@corrinnegarfield2460]

🤣🤣🤣YEEEES!🤣🤣

[@corrinnegarfield2460]

Jacob E Larsen Actually it WAS, but docs figured out why and reset all the machines,, lowered pressure a bit and increased oxygen. To help push oxygen through a “hardened into plastic like cell wall” THIS PARTICULAR DOC, has now saved most who end up on a VENTALATOR... I don’t know his name, he was not put out on fake news but a minute.

[@sydswakening6255]

When the president can sip a glass of water and discard it, while Flint STILL doesn’t have clean water. No one is speaking on it...🤷🏿‍♀️

[@debbieb1320]

Does he know that baby’s learn this skill at about age 1

[@Demarcussykeshwh]

z ! Exactly that was heavily rehearsed n they ate it up lol

[@TheNinnyfee]

Sometimes you ask yourself what has to be done to give people just what they need and deserve. We really all need to examine who we allow to have power over us.

[@issacherry8598]

Reaching for something to complain about

[@TheSuzstory]

That’s because Americans have the attention span of fruit flies

[@starmessenger]

10:30: “You can’t trust Facebook for medical advice. It isn’t run by a doctor. It isn’t even run by a human!”. (priceless)

[@pinnip4974]

Idiocracy was a movie that is turning into our reality.

[@corvusdove874]

"Ow! My Balls!" even prophecied fail videos.

[@peaveyst7]

@@corvusdove874 failvideos where a thing before that movie ;)

[@beverly719]

That's what I said when I saw the movie......years ago. My exact quote was "Y'know this is where were headed" ......and then, years later, too many people in this country elected the Donald. 🤦🤦🤦

[@WingZX1103]

I’d say give us 2 more months and the US will be exactly like escape from NY. But the US will be NY and the rest of the world will ship it’s idiots to us

[@robinjackson7882]

And that should scare the hell out of you!

[@maismart8937]

You are very popular in China,many Chinese uploaders translate your shows into Chinese and we laughed and learned a lot.I am a big fan from China,Wish your show to become better and betterÖ

[@melviasheppard8466]

GOOD MORNING FROM CALIFORNIA ! It's 6:00am and sunny. Keep yourself, family and friends safe/healthy 😉

[@maismart8937]

Oh,no I can not understand his words well without tranlation!!!!!That’s too awful

[@felinefurreal8730]

Plzzz leave Tera alone... he is few things left in US that we cherish..

[@maismart8937]

@@melviasheppard8466 Thank you!!!Remember to wear a mask and always wash your hands😊.Hope you can have a good day!!

[@joshuaosullivan2761]

Haha, America's destruction is so fun to watch.

[@LunaProtogen]

I can’t tell if Roy is a comedian, actor or an actual concerned civilian.

[@PinkyakaAJ]

He's all that💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

[@oldladywhocares3223]

There is nothing funny about "potty mouth".

[@christinahope8739]

oldladywhocares shut up old lady

[@UnitedWeFall1776]

@@oldladywhocares3223 Jesus Christ...

[@AWhisperSensual]

😂🤣😂🤣😂😅

[@rickhard3979]

I love the lady who said "Gods perfect breathing system". Having trouble breathing LOL. These ladies sound like my in-laws.

[@allisong6971]

Oh I thought she said breeding system. That would be even worse

[@sophierobinson2738]

Asthma, here. Hello, dust cloud.

[@Mom_of_Three_Littles]

My sincere condolences.

[@carren1983]

Dishonorably discharged for eating all the fundraiser popcorn...😂😂😂😂

[@sekhantsho2]

I died 🤣🤣🤣

[@user555-b8c]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbdulAllahAbuDaoud]

I would like to hear that story!

[@joblessbum7]

The United States got more coronavirus cases in the past 3 days than many countries did in the past 4 months.

[@tmcleodjr]

Duh! Many of those countries have MUCH smaller populations: Belize, Belgium, Denmark, Lesotho, Ecuador, Georgia, etc.

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@tmcleodjr You don't know what countries the op was talking about.

[@nachfullbarertrank5230]

@@tmcleodjr You realize that's a stupid argument, yes? Compare the numbers, dude.

[@joblessbum7]

@@tmcleodjr - tom you simpleminded dimwit, do I really need to explain this to you? More cases of coronavirus in the past 3 days than many countries got in the past 4 months. But now you say what countries like some countries only have a million people or less. I would like to say, let's name the countries together but I already know I lost you so I will name just a few. Almost every country in Europe except for 3 or 4. Australia, New Zealand, south Korea, and let me remind you simple tom, the United States has only about 5% of the worlds population. Canada, Mexico, almost all of south America except Brazil, many countries in Africa and Asia. Basically every country in the world except for about 5. Russia and Brazil are almost has bad has the United States but not has bad. Why dont you ask you mother on how to Google world map with a list of coronavirus going from best to worst, than you can see it for yourself and maybe you can find a 5th grader to explain it to you.

[@disappearintothesea]

Tom McLeod duh.. and many of the countries also has equally the same population like Indonesia, Pakistan, Brazil, India. Quit making excuses for America. At the end of the day, some Americans care most don’t cus, apparently, wearing a mask encroaches on their “freedom” of whatever 🤦🏻‍♀️ we just all need to do the right thing and look out for each other

[@mexicanjesus3055]

Only in America does a crowd cheer for their "leader" drinking a glass of water

[@adajames-almano1436]

Because you have no idea what it means to the enlightened ones. It was a sign to his followers...just like KOVFEFE. Nobody's problem that you are a little 'behind the times'. It should be clear by now. Think Fiji.

[@aceofspades3129]

@@adajames-almano1436 Delusional

[@suggestionbox5270]

@Ada James-Almano Crack?

[@adajames-almano1436]

Not my fault that you're ill-informed, uneducated and brainwashed by CNN, GOOGLE, etc. Take off your blinkers and start seeing the world for what it is. Look at your history. Then again, people don't like doing independent research. They are okay with being indoctrinated. I get it. www.npr.org/2010/12/01/131733493/A-Bottled-Water-Drama-In-Fiji

[@adajames-almano1436]

Research a little what happened to Fiji.

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

9:53 "Military protocol?" As a former member of the U.S. military, I'd like to point out that standard military protocol in regards to social distancing is affectionately referred to as "nuts to butts."

[@Mom_of_Three_Littles]

She must have been watching Faux TV or Alex Jones' Infowars.

[@dezmion]

Lmfao

[@visoroverwatch3247]

Did those guys really cheer Trump on just for lifting a glass of water? lol

[@livb6945]

Actually, no, they cheered because they saw it as Trumps redemption 😑

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@livb6945 Okay, but the redemption of him being able to lift a tiny glass of water with one hand.

[@Aw-ns1qx]

They didn't even realise Trump was calling them mindless zombies when he said he could shoot someone on time square and these people would still vote for him.

[@Aw-ns1qx]

@JIGS UP Every time Trunp opens his mouth, an aid gets COVID 19.

[@intercat4907]

"...a less racist way to roast marshmallows." Hey, still raging mad, but that laughed helped so much.

[@thisguy2921]

"that laughed helped so much" can't even use correct Grammer no wonder you think a rope can be racist....

[@wildfire9280]

@@thisguy2921 Can't even use the correct capitalization, no wonder you think lynch mobs never existed

[@csgollum]

Things that are happening: I feel like crying. Trevor Noah's way of explaining all that crap: Makes me burst out in laughter or at least smile.

[@PinkyakaAJ]

He's a cutie 😍💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

[@tr_j_012]

CERTAIN Trump supporters: "We're not racist!" Them:"Kung Flu!"

[@katiecusick9173]

You gotta admit it’s funny

[@landry3143]

@@katiecusick9173 it's hilarious. i still dont understand why it is racist. no one can explain it to me. i really want to understand. kung fu is from china, so is the virus, so kung flu... it's clever. how is that racist? please someone explain it.

[@nakim55]

Landry 314 It must really suck to be as stupid as you. You going to pay us to explain it to you.

[@fangirl3086]

@@landry3143 Because of Asian stereotypes, which is a form of racism.

[@landry3143]

@@fangirl3086 i disagree. china invented kung fu which everyone respects. kung flu is a clever joke. it isnt racist. people are so sensitive. trump is a complete asshole and an awful president but he is a good comedian, you have to admit.

[@ecstatickitten2811]

How could that "doctor" not lose her license? Watching that part makes me sick! 😷 I always wear a mask, to protect myself and others when I go outside. It shouldn't be a political thing. It's common sense.

[@surrealfarm]

She wasn't a doctor... she was trying to lecture to a doctor, but being ignorant she confused things.

[@odonnely01]

Exactly!!

[@labratrocky]

I wear my mask working in a hot shop. I wish everyone would do it. Been doing tire rotation and heavy lifting for two months masked, still not dead. God's breathing system seems to be doing just fine. I'd even say my lungs are stronger than they were two months ago.

[@matheoantoniobotello9504]

@@labratrocky im all pro masks, but when actually exercising and doing stuff that requires alot of oxygen inside of your body, if you do it with a mask, you can actually get a collapsed lung or respiratory issues, so watch out and know that if overused, anything can be harmful

[@annieminer-slothower0927]

Oh Trevor. You, Seth and Stephen Colbert are the only bright spots in all this insanity.

[@Marlowekay]

FOR REAL!!!

[@Marijuanifornia]

They tell you nothing and string you along, week after month after year, making jokes about mass graves and the downfall of human "civilization". The United States legalized marijuana to win World War II: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHrbd5uPi9uSfc0 www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/3652 www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/3174 crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/RL/RL32725

[@Sandrae7560]

Absolutely!

[@michelleneely257]

Same... although I would add John Oliver to that list. He's at the top of mine.

[@halosandhorns8]

John Oliver too, but yes they are national treasures

[@lucidfiredragon77]

You have really taken The Daily Show to new levels. Your doing Jon justice and making all of us proud. Thank you from the bottom of my heart Trev. Stay up Mr. Handsome!

[@sbusiso1752]

"And they went to throw out gods beautiful breathing systems"😂😂😂

[@peaveyst7]

funny as hell... trumpanzees at its best...

[@Alex-vq9vj]

I've heard anectdotically some people even *wear clothes* instead of just using their God-given beautiful naked bodies! If God had wanted clothes, he would've created Adam and Eve as a clothed edition in the first place, right? I think that lady might be one of those terrible sinners, actually! 🤔 That sure doesn't look like an Adam's costume... So un-Christian.

[@Mictla155]

@@Alex-vq9vj I promise she does not know anything about the book she believes in. It is sad.

[@inyoface05]

That's like saying "You're throwing away gods beautiful rays of sunshine away when you wear a hat" Bish that's the point.

[@marias7599]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ZafrasF]

Trump using "some people" when he's actually just referring to himself never gets old. I mean I always start laughing when he does that.

[@mikeymcchoas3511]

And the numbers 'no one has ever seen before' and 'someone came up to me crying, saying Mr. President, thank you so much!' and 'we are doing everything perfectly'.

[@vsedai]

Who knew?

[@RCDec]

Tiktok went from just learning dances to… ‘this is how we abolish the police, and take down the president’ lol

[@animalloverb15]

imagine stupidly cheering to Trump saying kung flu. lord.

[@easylearningeasyteaching7313]

Kung flu is cool 😎

[@sajibsjb]

@@easylearningeasyteaching7313 maga loves Kung flu

[@pengliu649]

they are all getting high on BLEACH

[@hwillis8]

They are pure idiots and trump is another kind of awful. A prejudiced asshole. A reporter asked him about the Kung flu comment too, and how it made her feel awful as an Asian-american. He denied it. Yet he said it here.

[@halosandhorns8]

We should throw them a tide pod buffet.

[@kimberly8695]

That elderly lady in the security guard uniform sounds like she already has respiratory issues. She might wanna mask up.

[@aerialwilliams9418]

😂😂😂

[@pipitameruje]

She probably prays instead of using her inhaler, so... I mean no disrespect to the sensible believers out there, but come on! If you believe God made people and gave them graces and talents to make the world better, stop turning your back on Medicine!

[@bjgreen9951]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mictla155]

I can educate her on the Bible if need be, although I prefer my own methods.

[@RayMak]

But why should someone tie a rope that way? And why at his garage door?

[@Nakshatra-2020]

Man b a death threat.

[@tradingtruths6897]

Let me try to explain instead of calling names. That rope had been tied there for seasons before. It allows the people in the shop area a rope to open the door and the hoop gives them something to grab. This driver knew that yet, wanted attention, esp in today's climate. What he did was wrong to make a name for himself and those who are uninformed fall for it.

[@kingphilo8355]

America has literally become a third world country with technology 😅

[@GhostOdyssey]

It's like Krogans with Nuclear Power. : p

[@diegokiwi1854]

Hey we are going to look like Lebanon soon. Our economy stinks and people will protest.

[@hy4630]

@@diegokiwi1854 atleast we aren't racist

[@Marijuanifornia]

Lol. The entire planet is a trash can. Lol.

[@HoneyCocaine66]

Marijuanifornia have you been to any of the Scandinavian countries? Lol they are the happiest people in the world for a reason

[@RunningIntoMyself]

This week? What the hell happened IN GENERAL!

[@powermovement247]

Beam me up Scottie, there are no intelligent life forms down here.

[@bezelboot6652]

What we really need is for Kirk and Co to Klingon time-warp back to 2016 and see if they can put the kaboosh on this whole Trump thing (an obvious Tal-Shi'ar / Obsidian Order plot) before it gets started. Just like when they came back in time for the whales.

[@awg7068]

I've been saying this for years.

[@Sullaban]

The ad on the right says "Live in luxury lounge ware." Alexis Taylor I am a Star Trek fan so I like your comment. Really like it. My first video ( link provided) is about Biden. The Biden. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGnCXmZqpKmrra8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnrMiIelYtx-eck&authuser=0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqDHgXWhr5h-rZY

[@ivanivonovich9863]

A few seconds after the Captain gets back aboard... "Mr Scott, now my uniform as well!"

[@Perez_studios]

Yes! It is getting really really hard to keep my cool right now.... I just thank god and allah that my family is safe from American cops and coronakarens by staying in Saudi Arabia! I was pissed but not I’m grateful, only bad thing is I miss my nephew and niece:/ if you do catch a ride with Scottie would you swing by and pick me up! 😂 stay safe🤙🏽

[@Tru1Tani]

Can we please say the only black top circuit nascar driver? He isn't the only black nascar diver. I know you mean well, but there is a black woman nascar driver.

[@lulumaier5262]

+

[@michel3691]

I don't follow NASCAR. What is her name?

[@pamelaporter1739]

Tru1Tani, now you know that women must do the same thing as a man but, twice as well and half as long before she's recognized and still not be paid the same, right? 😊

[@merenuisence]

It's called "race baiting"

[@MrSilvaros]

@@pamelaporter1739 i didint know who either driver was, until one was in the news.

[@420couple8882]

You make news watching fun... As fun as the news in 2020 can be. Loving the hoodies and the longer hair! Keep doing you trevor

[@zirak93-2]

Makes me wonder just how many hoods he has. We need to see his hood closet at the end of this pandemic. xD

[@shell777]

Roy Wood : " Lil kids come up on my porch for Halloween , Yeah they might be kids dressed as ghosts or they could me short members of the KKK. I ain't giving no Snicker's bars to the klan! Get your ass off my porch! I'm 😂🤣😂👻☠️

[@necromania8221]

Throwing a glass of water and people chearing, wtf has happend to american people

[@zoe9309]

I swear we're living in an alternate universe after Trump got elected.

[@pynn1000]

It wasn't a glass, it was an acrylic tumbler, so did not shatter when chucked. My identical tumblers are 1/5 of the weight of a similar glass one. Talk about a staged act!

[@kingphaze1]

My fellow American's voted in the orange cheeto and now all of us have to suffer

[@robertnett9793]

Why? That was top-tier presidenting right there. Forget about Cold War negotiations, Palestine peace deals in Camp David, or everything else - That's the new gold standard.

[@fallbackbee9170]

@@kingphaze1 Not true at all! Hillary still got 3 million more votes than Trump. I for sure did NOT vote this horrendous moron into the presidency!

[@nomvuladlamini4618]

When Trump is too much for me as a South African living at the tip of Africa I wonder how Americans are keeping up

[@Sandrae7560]

I'm afraid not very well😂😔

[@romangysse3690]

Same, brother ! I'm in Belgium and there are days where I see videos of him talking or just articles talking about him and just scroll down thinking "not today, I'm in no mood for that level of stupidity".

[@pattytracey3131]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@ixchelssong]

One day I tried watching one of his press briefings, you know, as a way of being informed on both sides of whatever issues he addressed. I couldn't even make it past 3 minutes. It was just too ridiculously stupid.

[@lovettejohn9730]

Americans are going through alot

[@msnisperos]

I hereby revoke the "melinated voice" status of the brown woman saying "Crimes Against Humanity." Y'all she's not with us.

[@ieatgremlins]

“I would ask suggestively”, stupid people trying to sound smart is my favorite thing 🧡 Also, KPop fans are great lol

[@j3cruz1]

You're so right. They get the trappings of intelligence without actually knowing how to assess the validity of their content. It kinda grosses me out though.

[@lolom8772]

Insulting someone instead of criticizing them for what they said is only a way of showing that your acting quite idioticly

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@lolom8772 Showing that her....what???? What the hell are you even TRYING to say?

[@bookofcleophas]

“It’s like the N word of ropes” 😆 “Canadian cow” 😂

[@kodascode]

omf i was holleringg😂😂

[@oldladywhocares3223]

Well in this case, its a Canadian bull.

[@david2869]

Figure eight! What's all this sheet bend? Get outta my face, bowline!

[@katdoll8226]

I lost it at Canadian cow 🤣

[@klee88029]

" I don't even like saying the word Moose; it's too close to Noose. I just call it the Canadian Cow." Wonderful sweet Noah.

[@Halldier]

I'm proud to say I was one of those teens.

[@rebeccapresti9650]

Good on you! Thanks 😊

[@michellemartinov6267]

You absolutely rock! If you’re at least 18 - please vote. You and your friends are the ones who can MAKE THE DIFFERENCE! You can change history!

[@olegariocamara9308]

That was hilarious

[@stefanzzz6778]

Hell yeah. All the small things you can do add up to big things that matter. You rock.

[@taniseiawitt-vo4197]

"The noose is like the N word of ropes!" Man Noah you hit the nail on the head with that one! 👏👏👏👏

[@Perez_studios]

I love the kids fighting back!!! I’m so proud of those guys!!! Keep up the great work! I love you!!!

[@mikeymcchoas3511]

tRump at glass of water: "WHERE DID IT COME FROM?" Glass of Water: "Not from Flint, Michigan."

[@TheMeanArena]

What do you want Trump to do about Flint Michigan? I'm unaware of what is going on there.

[@super_slo]

That's ... kinda funny, if it's sarcasm? Are you really not familiar with the Flint water crisis?

[@leahscraftycookies]

The Mean Arena they haven’t had drinkable tap water in YEARSSSS.

[@mikeymcchoas3511]

unlike Mean Arena, I am quite familiar with it, and it is a crime.

[@Young7B3]

“I’m not giving no snicker to no little klansmen” 😂😂😂

[@tiffakang4525]

🤣

[@anton225]

JIGS UP “Rich Hollywood Socialists?” Are you talking about Jews?

[@ArcAngel7337]

"I ain't given no snickers bar to the clan....get off my porch" 😂😂

[@Walee99]

Trump is a Scooby-Doo villain except he doesn't wear a mask😂😂😂

[@pelviselvis3421]

Hahaha! OMG! I wish I could give this 20 likes 😆

[@kelshadou]

What if the president is really old man Whithers wearing a Donald Trump mask?

[@Alyssa-senpai]

Underrated comment 😂

[@blackroses9346]

Bruh wym he doesn’t have have a mask, that spray tan isn’t natural

[@jamiepape147]

lmao

[@aviaja2008]

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah have become true medicine against bias and lies while we laugh at the tragedy comedy the US truly is.

[@u_ub]

aviaja petersen to be fair a lot of the people commenting here are biased in their own way.

[@lolom8772]

Mr. HuffnPuff how? I’d just like to know, he almost always gives points to both sides whenever he gets serious on a topic and is mainly just speaking the truth and what has already been known

[@derekhively1210]

Watching this high made me see Trevor's genius. Pure comedy.

[@lifelongscholars4788]

“I ain’t giving no snickers to the Klan” 😭😭😭

[@PinkyakaAJ]

Get the heck off my porch 😁🤣😂🤣😂💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

[@williamkirima8295]

Trevor: The FBI announced a good noose! Roy: Ain't no good news regarding a noose. The alternative killed me.😂🤣🤣

[@michaelpriest]

How come with all the garage stalls NASCAR has, the black guy gets assigned the only one with a noose for a door pull? Interesting at best!!

[@tysker666]

sorry but we in europe don't think about a ban for us citizen WE DID IT ALREADY and we just have extend it to september (greetings from denmark )

[@beriljoseph6502]

Love danish woman 👩 so much

[@zirak93-2]

I think we have done the same in Norway. Yeah, many greetings from Norway too. xD

[@rockynonose172]

It's cool bro. Alot of us in America don't want to be around us either. The stupid levels are really high just now. Sorry and stay safe.

[@guledosman8512]

From a Dane love watching the daily show and trump especially. Det kan ikke blive sjover🤣

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

I don't take it personally. Stay safe out there, everyone.

[@mikeyf7039]

If trump was about the message, he’d be having virtual “rallies”, streaming them with no need for a venue. But, no. He wants to feel like a rock star. I mean, Jesus Christ the way he talks about covid he is conducting himself as though it’s a stand up comedy routine!

[@darquequeen2323]

Yeah, as the biggest joke in his routine is him.

[@jamespondy0]

He is a very pathetic person who needs adulation in real time. You don't get that on a screen.

[@TheMeanArena]

He did duh! 8+ million watched.

[@bethsargent1336]

Bruce strkland Cheeto Christ. Stupid Czar. It’s an awesome parody song by Randy Rainbow!

[@notmcrowley3786]

If they had social distancing at the rally it would have been full! Look how their ignorance backfired.

[@super_slo]

"Deadly strain of stupid" Man I was hoping that's where you were going with that!

[@realitytheprodigy6776]

“YOU CANT THINK OF A LESS RACIST WAY TO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS”

[@kriskenmonroe1]

LOL, I lost it at dishonorably discharged.

[@awg7068]

I'm laughing, but it's 'whistling past the graveyard', or 'gallow's humor', or just to keep from having my anxiety over the nightmare we're in make me start crying and never stop.

[@jharrington08able]

Only Trump would think standing for hours, HOURS, was hard or physically taxing enough to cause him to walk down a ramp like a waddling gremlin.

[@christelheadington1136]

Other people who didn't claim to be in PERFECT physical shape would.

[@skbwolverine]

I am not in anyway Trump supporter. But to be fair, Trump is pushing 75-80 years old. Lol.

[@CrackheadMagician911]

Lol

[@christelheadington1136]

@Richard Owen- + No one asked him to give the speech in the first place. The cadets had to come back to the closed campus, and isolate in their dorms 2 weeks beforehand.

[@ixchelssong]

@@christelheadington1136 Truth.

[@sibusisomahlangu3886]

“They want to throw God’s breathing system out the door” What?

[@ksauthor7035]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@clarkindee]

Yeah....and was she wearing a Girl Scout uniform or something?? Wacko.

[@rayparker5855]

It sounds like God's breathing system already crashed its way out her wonky screen door 🧚‍♀️💝

[@bealynch5238]

Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄

[@OSupreme4578]

Y’all ready for Antichrist. Wear a mask...you wear a mask. Take this vaccine...you take vaccine.Put this chip in you hand...you get the chip. Y’all better wake y’all behinds up. They been vaccinating our children all these years and we didn’t even ask what’s in it. And now look at the mess we are in.

[@flylitegemini]

" I mean sure, your body will be out of proportion and your home will look like a forest but at least you'll still believe in science" rolling hard on that line... thanks for the laugh man and the spin on the subjects

[@Manelli23]

Why is it only in that garage and no one else's?!?!

[@navyaprakash7537]

EXACTLY!!!

[@enderking6904]

Because that specific garage most likely has an issue? Like maybe it just doesn’t shut or close correctly

[@OcEleven]

I know right

[@lenkacfk7155]

Also, how come they never noticed it before? If it's been there for month, how can you just walk in and freak out one day? 🤔

[@christelheadington1136]

Other garages had ropes, but just a simple loop, rather than a noose at the end.

[@bbkatheryn24]

👏 👏 to all the kpop stans and tiktokers using their clout power in the right place.👏👏

[@semaj_5022]

Now if only they had a platform that wasn't owned by the CCP they could probably do even more good in the world with their reach.

[@geertvlaenckx9942]

How is tricking people right?

[@semaj_5022]

@@Marijuanifornia Time and place, bud. You've gotta be able to enjoy the little things especially if you're traveling the road to justice or your mental health will suffer. And teenagers tricking the campaign team of one of the worst US Presidents in history is hilarious.

[@Marijuanifornia]

@@semaj_5022 Congratulations to those brave teens. They're still drinking the plastic that their grandparents threw away. Just imagine if all of them could use their amazing internet superpowers for something that actually matters. The time is now, the place is Washington DC. catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHrbd5uPi9uSfc0

[@cryptnick_]

A dear friend of mine (been friends for 15 years) is caught up in a net of crazy ass Covid-19 conspiracy. I tried to talk sense into her and made her feel understood, but she's drifting away. Makes me sad. :(

[@SF1ish]

This is so embarrassing. I had a feeling other countries would ban us. I don’t even blame them.

[@ohkay8939]

That "doctor" in the white t-shirt has in her career as a doctor never worn a mask? And if she did, why did she? And if she didn't, I'm assuming she had her medical license revoked _for infecting other people unnecessarily_?

[@kariikonen8695]

Probably a doctor of naturopathy.

[@refinedinsanity2609]

SMALL BAND OF HEROS Alright Everbody. I want to thank you who have joined so far, though there is no time to spare. This is the part of the story where the small group of heros makes the push to win the fight. We are that small group right now. The best part is, to win this all we have to do is share. No money, no rallies, no covid exposure. Just share. I can handle the last stretch, but I need you to get me there! I have been capped and cannot invite except to message individually. Its too slow. All you have to do is understand the importance and get your friends and family to join and have them do the same. Find the Blue Cross movement page on Facebook. Click a button, be a hero, and help save America! Thats all they have do to. I cant wait to see you all on the other side of this, so lets get there!! THE BLUE CROSS MOVEMENT MICHAEL DEAN 2020 TAKING AMERICA BACK TO THE PEOPLE!

[@DK-zu6tt]

The one claiming to be a doctor, wearing the red t-shirt, her shirt said "Trump Girl" which says it all.

[@michellehood3345]

I dont think she herself is a doctor...she just worded it in a way that confuses the listener

[@Chunkboi]

As an actual MD, that woman violates her hippocratic oath, and probably several laws.

[@genevieveharrison8277]

Trevor really is the definition of finding a hoodie you like so much, you buy it in every color

[@SfromWisconsin]

Just asked my 8-year-old why Covid-19 has a 19 in its name. He was able to explain it right away. With a little bit of help (underlining co vi d), he was able to explain where Covid came from. I guess we just played "Are you Smarter Than Donald Trump?" and he just won.

[@HistoryRepeats101]

He knows exactly what it is but I guess when he speaks in code only intelligent people get it.

[@whitedeion598]

He may be smarter than Trump, but his mother isn't.

[@egggoboom]

The crowd freaked out when Trump drank water, from a tiny glass, using just one of his tiny hands. Wait until his next rally. He's working on tying his shoes and waving bye-bye.

[@audreymuzingo933]

Can't wait for the "I WENT POO POO IN THE POTTY!!" tweet.

[@AliColeLive]

😂😂😂😂

[@kvi.199]

Soo hilarious 😂 I like how you present facts and keep it funny.

[@bridgetjones8339]

Trevor, you’re the best. I’m impressed with your level of awareness at your young age. Best wishes ❤️

[@lynnettedelgadoNYC]

"Why are we even aRguING with tHESE IDIOTS?!!" Trevor💜Noah 2020

[@TrippyG10]

lmfao at "scoobie do villans" Love you Trevor!

[@gulserensmsk]

So how many coloured hoodies do you have? Trevor: Yes

[@chriscostello117]

Explain this comment. Is it supposed to be funny or witty? Explain...because it just looks like recycled trash. Stop being common.

[@pattytracey3131]

People can be common if they want

[@sophierobinson2738]

chris costello Your channel is kind of empty. New, are you? Someone has a running tally of Trevor's hoodies.

[@kittymervine6115]

so my South African son in law calls it one thing, where the family lives in Australia calls it a jumper and I call it a HOODIE, and he was laughing it sounds so gansta.

[@robertnett9793]

All of them.

[@alexioelguapo]

Devil's what?Wtf did that lady just ask a person whose dedicated their life to study medicine to "go back to school"???Lol only in America

[@latinyong]

wooow she is brainwashed or so mega stupid! is she joking?

[@catherinerosengren3122]

Yup and pretty much sums up his base. Yikes

[@kathrynnicolau8513]

Sometimes the truth can sound so funny yet so on point! Excellent way to give a real perspective.

[@JTRocks4Ever]

That one in the red shirt is certifiably nuts. She needs to be on serious meds.

[@LivinInSim]

She's in the Flu Klux Klan-----America First....to get Covid-19, and well, we know what happens when you're wearing a red shirt. We survive it, without a mask, without social distancing, without washing our hands, because we are not Liberal Snowflakes, melting, melting.....what is that syringe.....oh, lovely!

[@joels5150]

She’s yelling about masks killing people, and there’s a guy sitting right behind her with a mask on. LOL. You can just see him sitting there, NOT DYING during her dumbass rant.

[@Phox345]

@@joels5150 The fact she mentioned 5G xD

[@Antonio953digit]

Roy Woods does have a point. There are more than one way to tie a knot on a rope and with the money NASCAR has they don't have no money for a clicker?!

[@courtenayblair2279]

You dont even need a knot in a pull. You could literally duct tape 1 side to the door and let the other end dangle.

[@daddyjesuschrist]

I’ve worked and lived with a few old school garage doors. A rope doesn’t even need a not to do its job. Someone took their time to tie a noose and that is weird at best, sick at worst

[@crashdiditable]

"Hey man grab the murder rope and shut this garage" that just sent me🤣🤣🤣

[@felinefurreal8730]

Exactly who uses Noose any more ...

[@christelheadington1136]

KKK

[@romangysse3690]

Animal handlers, fans of erotic asphyxiation, people who hanged themselves... I think it's just typical of a lot of people to jump to the most controversial conclusion with no reason. That knot had been there for months and Wallace "just" noticed it in the middle of the protests ? Get the hell out with that shit, it was just a way to get some attention when there are real issues to fix. Black lives matter, attention seekers don't.

[@Visplight]

@@romangysse3690 a noose isn't a good loop knot for using as a handle. So basically whoever used it for their handle did it on purpose because they liked nooses.

[@ixchelssong]

@@romangysse3690 He's not even the one who found it an reported it.

[@Sinstarclair]

Nearly everyone who hanged themselves?

[@claroruntal3357]

Who's that chick in the red shirt... she's the reason why Red Shirts die first on Star Trek, just saying.

[@janne639]

Right, and did no one tell her it's impolite to point your finger at people?

[@marsboyo1995]

She is immunized with the trumpvirus

[@sangeethavarmaa3628]

Search Florida people against mask, you will get the whole video of her, it's worth a watch, it more cringe than shown in Trevor's

[@atomicknight63]

Good way to work the reference in. She is less intelligent than most Red Shirts though.

[@kifacorea]

Chick is sexist bruh

[@leahankey647]

I love Trevor Noah!!! Thank you Trevor Noah for bring us all the TRUTH

[@JoiaInATL]

Dishonorably Discharged for eating all of the fundraising popcorn *but that’s another story* 😂

[@pacman8500]

“I aint givin no snickers bars to the clan. Get the hell off my porch.”

[@visoroverwatch3247]

That guy talked for 9 mins about how he courageously navigated that ramp? lol. So so bad... absolutely the worst.

[@chellypooh4472]

I still can't believe he threw the rest of the water after he sipped it 🤣

[@angelbenejan6160]

Chelly Pooh he can’t drink too much. His diaper can’t hold that much piss and shit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christelheadington1136]

How do you think the ramp got slippery on a sunny day ?

[@chellypooh4472]

@@angelbenejan6160 🤣

[@connyleicht6567]

He threw the GLASS WITH the rest of water away, how uneducated. A perfect example for children to throw things just away and not in a dust-bin... "Oh, the president does the same"....😡

[@sentaukrai]

Sorry i lost it after "dishonorably discharged for eating all the fundraiser popcorn."

[@folukeaboderin6791]

Trevor’s just dyes his hoodies every time...can someone have that many hoodies lol

[@crystalborealisstudio]

Holy shit, those conspiracy therories are off the the wall.

[@kaylabrownell1268]

I know right?! And the one lady in the red shirt frothing at the mouth about her theory.

[@rockandrollfantasy86]

They're making Dale Gribble seem normal and sane.

[@blazonbyrd5996]

I love how Trevor masks truth with comedy. George Carlin would be proud.

[@leetiner9648]

I deliver food for people from restaurants as a third party delivery service. Instead of easing back into eating at restaurants as they began to reopen, people crammed themselves into them. Lines out the door to get in, just to get packed inside like sardines. People are bringing the Corona spike back on themselves 🤦🤦🤦

[@ixchelssong]

Yeah... that's pretty stupid! I won't even get on public transportation for a few minutes, let alone crammed into a restaurant for an hour or more.

[@andresmason1551]

Wtf..

[@gingerscott70]

"..Trump is basically a Scooby-doo villain now.." LOL!!! Love it!!

[@smarierexford4970]

Minor minor 49r