Jon Stewart Tackles Harris & Trump's Debate and What This Means for the Election | The Daily Show

[@fadedlight420]

After watching Trump tonight, the idea that this race is even close is depressing.

[@timb1319]

Harris has a much higher ceiling than Trump though. Her polls will rise now. She will have made people realise she is presidential and he is a lunatic

[@moniqueengleman873]

I know, right?

[@twjohnso1951]

@@fadedlight420 It’s says a lot about America, sadly.

[@justins21482]

while I am FIRMLY in your side of the court.....we all said this last time hahaha, well 2016 that is.

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

I know right, I'm a 65 year old white guy in the US Midwest and I can't believe it's even close, Harris should win the election by 25 points

[@Quotenwagnerianer]

It's still beyond my understanding how this race could be tight. It's just pure insanity.

[@mholland9330]

You ain't a-shit-kiddin'!!! 👍😁🇺🇲

[@0xiah]

Right? Harris is literally running on a campaign of fixing the country… as vice president.

[@ChristopherMoon31415]

​@@baggettt1What, that's it? No follow-up info? Just that they're both liars? A toss up between two completely identical people with absolutely no substantive policy differences? Both equally sane? Yeah, okay.

[@MauriceGucci]

it’s more like football than politics

[@MauriceGucci]

@@baggettt1 If you ask me my weight and I tell you a number that’s 10 pounds too low - I’ve lied. If your spouse swears they are faithful to you, while having multiple affairs - they’ve lied too. Both are lies. But wouldn’t you feel very different about them?

[@antartic1857]

Jon's words - In any other country, that lack of accountability would be disqualifying. But in this country it means the race is tighter.... - says it all. True and sad.

[@richardsheil5289]

Yes. You have a strange country

[@ggjohnson5754]

Truly sad

[@danthemankhan]

Nah, there are plenty of countries where Trump-like candidates get elected. They tend to be Third World countries, but still.

[@jpichardostitch8806]

That last part about Jan 6th from Jon, that's freaking well spoken. It's still horrible this is where we still are, in this lifetime! I honestly hope it's the last of that foolish con(victed) man of of a ex "president"

[@Justanotherconsumer]

@@richardsheil5289we know. We’re working on it, but it’s not exactly going well. Slow progress, if it can even be called that.

[@juliabecker8355]

Thank you Jon Stewart! All the best from a German fan :)

[@nancymoore1240]

Thank you, Germany.

[@JonS]

I’m increasingly convinced that Trump is confusing asylum seekers and insane asylums. He’s heard about asylum seekers at the border, and thinks they are people let out of asylums.

[@Rhysdux]

Which is why he keeps talking about Hannibal Lecter, a crazy fictional person that he knows about.

[@emonokari82]

​@@Rhysdux "But he saw him on TV!"

[@kathleenferguson3296]

His vocabulary is not extensive

[@leslierowe7920]

That’s 1000% true, heard him say in the past “coming from asylums”.

[@DonMachado]

And if he thinks that, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

[@stacywacy4995]

The women's clinic at our local hospital completely shut down because all of the doctors resigned. Women who just want basic health care or if they are pregnant now must drive 30 to 45 minutes to a doctor. That is not at all what we wanted. We need to keep our shoulder to the wheel and help eligible voters get registered to vote.

[@Celestial_Reach]

I hope every lady who uses that clinic remembers who caused that and votes against Trump for that

[@whale-psychiatrist]

what does that have to do /w Trump? sounds like something your state legislature voted for. take it up with them.

[@RowdyRowdy55]

​@@whale-psychiatristWhat do magaT policies have to do with Trump? And you wonder why the entire world thinks magaTs are dumb.

[@duckyoutube6318]

​@BobsVagene Because of donald trumps supreme court ruling... How is this so hard for you to understand.

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@whale-psychiatrist Because Trump instaleld SC judges with the explicit, stated intent of overturning RvW. Just like with enslavement, the "states rights" excuse is rejected.

[@tomlehmann306]

She left bait out and he took it EVERYTIME. I couldn’t believe it. He literally couldn’t control himself

[@vidpie]

Harris also didn't take his bait. For example, she didn't directly address claims she was a Marxist out to destroy America. She came across as normal and let that speak for itself.

[@henrywestbrook9773]

Just the quality you want in a President. Someone who can very easily be manipulated by anyone who wants to humiliate him or use him for some nefarious purpose.

[@iwiall59]

She broke him at the handshake!

[@andercoyote4170]

He’s never been able to control himself.

[@DracoMagnius]

When has Trump even had a crumb of self-control?

[@sherryw1098]

thank you for being specific and calling him "FORMER" president..... i wish every single media person would catch up and do that as well. it's time, it's correct.

[@itchiegames]

oh cool, so you're a little kid or are you just uneducated as to how we speak about former presidents??? genuinely, i know its one of those 2 so please let me know why you arent educated. either age or just purge ignorance

[@lexslate2476]

Personally, I just refer to him as the orange spite blob. Everyone immediately knows who I mean and how much I respect him.

[@DTtbx8fg]

To be completely accurate, they should be referring to him as the twice impeached muliply-indicted disgraced former president.

[@JAWrightonline]

Actually, and I admit this is my own interpretation, "former" is a favorable term describing previously holding a specific position, office, or title before moving on. If you left or were removed from that spot due to negative circumstances, another categorization applies. Kamala Harris told him that in 2020, "81 million people FIRED you." Therefore, the appropriate title, in my mind, is EX-president Trump.

[@veronicaalleyne]

it merely affirms how for some people character not only doesn't matter, it's not even a factor in the equation

[@Barryislarge]

What I find most admirable in Jon is his ability to toe the line between comical lightheartedness and seething rage to drive a point home. Thank you, sir.

[@firstshot2169]

It should be at both sides because they both aren't serving the people. We need Rea leaders not millionaire elites

[@Barryislarge]

@@firstshot2169 nobody asked 🤡

[@David-lo1fo]

Sorry but FDR, JFK, and Ewsinhower are not available. ​@@firstshot2169

[@johnsprague4914]

...a spoonful of sugar makes the propaganda go down. He's always funny, that's what makes him so effective and valuable. Why do you think he was brought back on air?

[@Iamrightasusual]

So where does common sense or logic come into play, when you liberals only appreciate your comedy and your seething rage?

[@Mewvision]

I’m a retired teacher and Trump’s arguments are old news to us. The dog ate my homework ………. and the neighbours ate my dog.

[@eyeiaye]

LOL

[@lindseysharon259]

When I was a kid in the 90s a Muslim refugee family moved into our town. Within days I heard those same claims. A few years later a lot of Filipinos moved to our town. The same lies started up. It’s predictable racism, and a sign of desperation.

[@wraithofsolidarity]

It was at that moment I knew everything was going to be okay.

[@JohnDoe-230]

​@@lindseysharon259manny pac man the philipino boxer has a story about him running away from home when his dad ate his dog it's dark Af

[@leslieoscarson3089]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JWhitePWC]

watching a prosecutor debate a criminal who seems to be unaware that he's a criminal is something straight out of a comedic satire. what a crazy thing american politics has become

[@loriengram2786]

I can literally see the SNL episode parody starring Alec Baldwin and Maya Rudolph !!

[@sugarqbs]

putting aside how much I like Kamala in her own right as a politician and public figure, the storylines here are just too thematically appropriate: the prosecutor and the criminal, the powerful woman against a historic misogynist, a person of color and a vicious ally to bigots, someone inheriting an one immigrant’s commitment to America and women’s health and another inheriting fortune and stagnant corruption… Don’t even get me started on Walz as a teacher and LGBT+ ally! There’s a lot of reasons to be excited, to have hope, and I really hope things turn out well for her so that they turn out well for the rest of us

[@TheChiefEng]

American politics have turned into a crazy thing to suit the crazy audience called Americans.

[@bert1913]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LeeBV]

​@@JohnHunterPlayerr Troll keep crying 💦💦💦💦💦

[@fnkmastrbloopdebloop]

that look form Kamala when Trump mentions his source is the television. i read it as "I'm forced to take this man seriously and it disgusts me."

[@KG-jj7cb]

I love how his argument is that abortion was returned to the states for the people to vote. No, I live in one of those states, and the people never got to vote. There were automatic trigger laws. And then when the people petitioned to get it on the ballot, our government said no.

[@HartleySan]

Yes, absolutely. Ohio resident here. We did get to vote on it, and luckily, we shot down the abortion ban, but that was three months after the Republican lawmakers tried to pass another law that would make it almost impossible for the abortion ban to be lifted. I'm telling you, they'll do anything in their power to make everyone else miserable. It's unbelievable!

[@AsA-co1gd]

Hahahahahahahah you don't know how state rights work hahahahahahaha

[@wehkfam5680]

What state?

[@DRKrust492]

​@@AsA-co1gdNeither do you or Republicans. States rights still means the citizens of the state, not the politicians who have cemented their power with gerrymandering. Of course, you're Russian so citizens having actual rights is foreign to you.

Nobody votes for anything in texas , but a lot of people claim they are free here .

[@bigstarlet]

Thank you for not censoring this video and letting us hear Jon drop the f-bombs with glee and indignation.

[@helenheenan3447]

Yes!

[@KillWokePeople]

You cultists will know more about bombs after you lose 😂

[@exempligratia101]

@@KillWokePeopleget ready to be deported straight to the land of traitors: Russia

[@suerosenthal-matthews9565]

@@KillWokePeople Yes that is why trump loves his followers. Go back and listen to his statement on this!!! Fascinating.

[@debwhite9432]

unfortunately on the closed captionings, the words are so far off! I wanted to make screenshot of him saying that while ol Dickie's face was in the background.

[@hellofranky99]

Her going over to shake his hands was an alpha move.

[@juanita_rocksteady2761]

It sure was. The minute she walked across that stage like a boss and made him shake her hand, he was done.

[@rositasultana3958]

She’s a fighter of light, respecting the rules of chivalry ❤

[@s.k.1091]

I LOVED that move …. Set the tone for sure! You could tell he didn’t know what to do when he first walked on stage :-)

[@realDonaIdTruck]

She's a fighter for moderatism. Yes yes yes that is better then team "They're eating peoples dogs!"

[@shadeamgraham3765]

Yeah that was gangster 😂

[@sandrafaith]

HOW is this a tight race? HOWWWW?

[@andnack1]

“I don’t need a plan, I’m not President” was hilarious. Dude has said he’s had a healthcare plan since 2016. “Don’t you worry, we have a plan, it’s a great plan. Way better than Obamacare. Many people are saying it’s the greatest plan they’ve ever heard. People come up to me, crying, they come up to me and they say Mr. Trump your plans are the best plans. Many people. We will have a plan, the best plan, for you next week.” Where’s the plan, Don?

[@MasDouc]

"I have a concept of a plan" - this guy is real life Michael Scott.

[@thenightporter]

He doesn't have a plan because he's not president, yet he will end the war between Ukraine and Russia BEFORE he takes office; presumably also without a plan.

[@greebj]

"My plan was to crowdsource a plan" - Sterling Archer

[@mv80401]

To be fair, he always said "in two weeks"...

[@pigmeatmarkham898]

@@MasDoucComplete with (store bought) “World’s Greatest Boss” trophy in his office 🏆😂

[@witchblade100377]

Well, she did it. She baited him into everything and he took it every time and she stayed calm throughout it all.

[@peggywoods4327]

Hook, line, and sinker!

[@sandray7609]

I loved every minute of it and I am not even American

[@kwolf43]

He went alone on that dogs and cats being eaten rant all by himself lol.

[@trevormcgady6012]

the sad part is half the country is too dumb to realize he fell for it

[@witchblade100377]

@@kwolf43 once you get him started, you just have to wait and see what comes next.

[@vigorouslethargy]

Kinda sad they didn't highlight the moderator calling out Trump's claim that "some states allow execution of infants after birth." Just absolutely shut him down and was having none of it.

[@binaryfairy4197]

Very sadly proving that there's a LOT of insane/ dumb ppl who STILL believe everything he says! They drank the kool aid a long time ago

[@Lilpumpkin505]

Some are going off on saying that it's a lie as there is no abortion limit.

[@rockinmel1]

I'm sure that as we speak, Trump is tweeting that "I was treated very unfairly."

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

I know.

[@kemadu3330]

Yes, yes, yes!!!! Him saying that women have an abortion after 9 months is killing me! He's said it more than once. Why doesn't anybody call him out on that? An abortion after 9 months is called a birth, you clown! Someone needs to ask him how long a human pregnancy is.

[@おかし組犬垢]

Jon Stewart...he's the first Democrat I've seen that made an epic call out on Cheney's endorsement. Bravo!!!

[@LlamaMan321]

Yeah, pretty sure no one likes Cheney xD

[@TheSpeedfoever]

Well he's redeemed himself for now only this year

[@danr.5017]

He KEEPS saying Asylum seekers are escapees from insane asylums. How is he not more mocked for this?!?

[@Awkward_Narwhal]

Seriously! But honestly he says so many unintelligent things that it's hard for anybody to keep up.

[@alejandrocortes7110]

Ooooo, now that bit makes more sense lol

[@gengrant5291]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silvercheetah92]

He out here expecting Joker breaking out of Arkham

[@Chacho131]

I thought people realized this when he first mentioned it. He thinks Asylum seekers are escapees from Asylums looking for a new asylum to stay in, but in the US. Trump doesn't know a lot of words so when a word has more than one meaning he only knows the easier concept to grasp.

[@hsiaokang01]

im going to tell my professor that i have ‘concepts of a plan’ when she asks how my midterm presentation is going

[@loriroy3492]

😂

[@BrendaWatson-d5j]

You gonna get an F😂🤣

[@virginiabouvier2081]

I see to remember him saying the same thing when he actually was president

[@michaelbayer5094]

If trump has taught us anything (and by "us" I mean every single American who is not him), is that the rules don't apply to him. The Republican Party, the media, and the Courts have all failed to hold him accountable.

[@ManinaHarris]

😂😂😂😂

[@bananawammabama]

WHEN will someone finally ask Trump if he thinks people are coming from "insane asylums" because he heard immigrants were seeking asylum. PLEASE someone ask him!!

[@jekanyika]

He does think that, he has said so in his rallies, that's why he's always going on about the late great Hannibal Lector.

[@drgta6]

@@jekanyika I used to enjoy Mad libs when I was a kid. I'm starting to think tRump still plays it.

[@samariagraham4502]

Yes! Plz!!

[@LumenCache]

Lol😂

[@salsadjuniversity]

Places such as Venezuela are emptying their prisons and insane asylums and sending the garbage to the US. The democrats accept them because their voting base has always been delinquent mental patients. See how it works?

[@GiGi-si7yl]

John, I wish I would’ve saw this two days ago. We love you because that’s the truth. You’re closing arguments were the truth.

[@arclight9328]

She pretty much called Trump a liar to his face .a woman. The look on his face said it all .he was biting his tongue. Fuming .I loved every moment.

[@onebeerleft13]

She looked at him every time too. He couldn't even look at her or answer a question. Brilliant

[@paulapalais]

Loved it! 😂

[@reelrocknrolla4251]

The first question asked she didn't even answer. Trump was debating 3 people at one point

[@ellebelle8515]

It is about time someone calls him out as a liar to his face. It has been sickening watching him get away with his lies and bullying.

[@EpiCxWoundsx]

I'm not sure you understand anything ​@@reelrocknrolla4251

[@BarrieM]

Brilliant closing comment from Jon. Yes in any other country Trump would not only be disqualified, he'd be ridiculed, cancelled, prosecuted, deported, institutionalized or jailed, but in the US he could be the next president. The mind boggles. From Australia.

[@gracepeterson7483]

He'd be in jail.

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

We have Dutton so we can't be too smug

[@jugglerj0e]

Yes Indeed

[@cuzthatshoweyroll]

Send help!!

[@DontGetMeICantEven]

I came here to say just that!

[@bryanandhallie]

MY CATS! THEY ARE EATING MY CATS! I knew he was going to make a fool of himself, but this... this is unbelievable

[@jotaya]

😂😂😂

[@tripleltrinkets-braclets]

Seriously!

[@truellawashington8392]

Dear Lord help us, Trump is crazy.

[@markmac2206]

JV Dance will be happy theres less cat ladies.

[@Blue-s8v]

To quote an old meme, hide your cats, hide your dogs

[@jeffreyklaproth7794]

The producers and writers of this show with Jon Stewart delivering is the absolute best! Jon Stewart is the king! Love this guy!

[@wandapease-gi8yo]

That is IT. The Electorial College has to go. I cannot stand the way that only a few States can overthrow the will of the majority of the legitimate voting Citizens of the United States.

[@danthemankhan]

The Electoral College as designed is an important check on the power of the masses. Unfortunately, in 2016 it proved not up to the task.

[@dmp1962]

How if only a few states actually count every election.

[@AubreyLavigne]

The Electoral College is designed as a check against the Tyranny of the Majority by propping up the Tyranny of the Minority

[@wandapease-gi8yo]

@@danthemankhan it was designed for both at that and very importantly, the fact that news traveled incredibly slowly to most of the country. Voters would have no idea who the names of the Presidential Candidates were.

[@wandapease-gi8yo]

@@dmp1962 Really? Your State doesn’t actually count all the votes? Can you cite any other States? My State does count them. If it didn’t we would have belonged to Britain, possibly part of Canada. Since that time we have been very careful to count all ballots since that choice was decided by one vote.

[@KevinDavisKPD]

Thank you, Jon Stewart, for coming back for this troubled time to help us laugh through it at the madness.

[@hollyhill2045]

I am actually disappointed in Jon's monologue. There was not a whole lot of genuine laughter. He did not hit the mark tonight.

[@sophiepooks2174]

And sadly many think USA is in trouble if Trump doesn't become the first king of the USA.

[@veizour]

No joke, right? Great point. He was like "I'm done with this", then came back in a time when he could really make a positive difference.

[@debbieedwards4884]

I like Stephen Colbert too

[@a_lot5163]

Trump being unwilling to look at her the entire debate speaks volumes about how weak and small he is. He was terrified and angry.

[@imnadia84]

He has a major crush on her lol

[@LeeJohnston-zm4is]

Hes a coward. DRAFT DODHER DON

[@Maxtor-ve5nu]

Lies always fold before the truth.

[@robina.jensen6114]

He looked terrified at the moment he went into the stage. Like he was pushed from behind to start moving. He did not go and give handshake but went straight to his podium. Then Kamala walks over and shake hand. He was so terrified!

[@Lonewolfmike]

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jeannedigennaro6484]

“Lack of accountability “. Nailed it.

[@VIBrunazo]

"In any other country that lack of accountability would be disqualifying!" Me in Brazil: 👀

[@Jurisdoctorsosh]

Jon Stewart's takes are so trouble for secular liberal democracy. He has no perspective of the liberal values that have made America so great. We discuss this at length in our debate club - Atheist Republic.

[@johnwilliams8397]

Trump 2024

[@johnwilliams8397]

@@Jurisdoctorsosh trump 2024

[@markellzey1531]

"He will talk about windmills and people will leave early due to exhaustion and boredom".....man that line just was amazing.

[@amythistxue1]

and you know with Trumps ego that was the line that will stick with him the longest

[@JesusSprintingOnTheOcean]

"Birv gravyah" 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️"ok we've heard this one million times let's go home and have coitus with our cousins Billy bob"

[@dd1984mm]

​@@amythistxue1, and she delivered it beautifully. 😁

[@monicarenee7949]

@@amythistxue1 yep that was when he completely lost the plot. His answers weren’t great before then but at least he was collected. He became even more unhinged from that point forward

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Which is funny, if you actually see footage of a Trump rally they are packed. A Dem rally, they dont even show the audience, because theres no more than 50 people there.

[@vickrantgurung7]

A President said he is not responsible for the security of nation capital. Did any American noticebthis irony.

[@brendasmart553]

Pathetic isn't it? You & I noticed.

[@szurketaltos2693]

"The buck stops... Somewhere else. Who knows, not me."

[@paolovantassel1989]

It's sort of like a car owner saying that it wasn't their responsibility to lock or even close their car doors, leave in the rough part of town for three hours with the keys in the ignition, and then have them try to convince you that they're not trying to commit insurance fraud when complaining that the car was stolen and left at the bottom of a river.

[@smokejc]

That's not irony, that's just someone being an absolute coward

[@Facetimepeanut]

“Pelosi did it” “Jan 6 was On her NOT protecting the capitol” what a SAD lunatic!

[@darchelon6715]

This episode is another example of why so many fans of Jon Stewart was glad to see his return. His delivery on this was spot on and the entire team at the Daily Show had very little time to prepare jokes. Bravo sir!!!

[@aaronjohnson7656]

Jon Stewart's great but he was more fun when he made fun of everyone. Now he's just a full time Trump trasher.

[@scottwicken4999]

@@aaronjohnson7656he roasted Biden before he dropped out. The imbalance you are feeling is simply that Trump is far more absurd. That anyone supports him is hard to believe.

[@jamessierpinski3617]

@@scottwicken4999 he even roasted Biden in THIS video when it wasn't even about him.

[@AshleyBidensBathTime]

@@jamessierpinski3617 Yes Biden is a safe target to go after now that everyone has permission 🙂

[@meggibson3791]

@@aaronjohnson7656oh please

[@colombeadunagow5196]

Who has watched this for more than one time 💯💪🏾🔥👍🏾❤️voting 🔵💙 NOT UNDECIDED

[@karensandlie9169]

💙💙💙

[@andrewmalone4654]

Illegal immigrants eating your cats? That's Alf, he's a puppet

[@coll4455]

Your DOOOOGGGGSSS

[@jameskelly6039]

This might be the greatest comment on this thread. 😂😂😂

[@nicolasrobertson4091]

😂

[@markc7440]

😂😂

[@ramf949]

Alf was an alien..illegal alien 😂

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

As much as I love Jons more comedic twists and takes on things, I loved that anger at the end. Its an anger that everyone should be feeling. The system has got to change.

[@norriskp]

I wish I could upvote this 1000 times. Couldn't agree more.

[@ThisOrThat13]

"I've seen people on television" oh you poor old man. The expression from Harris 15:15 is how I felt hearing that.

[@Wasaga1951]

He should have been told by the moderator that was "fake news"! 😅😅😅

[@jonathongeorge3093]

He sounded crazy, but I'm sure he felt blindsided by the "moderator" oddly "fact-checking" him in real time... I mean, did ABC happen to have Springfield, OH city officials on speed dial? Trump unsurprisingly made himself look like an idiot, but the moderator's one-sided fact-checking & imbalanced questions were unnecessary & leave the door wide open for accusations of bias & unfairness.

[@ralterdrake556]

@@jonathongeorge3093 They did a journalism, and followed up the story... two days ago when this insanity was breaking. Don't exactly need speed-dial when you have 48 hours to find out the truth. Don't try to dump this on a moderator that just happens to have a working long-term memory.

[@jenniferlynn3537]

@@jonathongeorge3093 What wildly inaccurate things did Harris assert that the moderators could have refuted? Seems to me Harris was intent on sticking to her “Plan for America” rather than re-writing history.

[@Cygnus888]

@@jonathongeorge3093 So you think that him claiming that pet story as real wasn't the reason he looked like an i****?

[@bovinityleak2066]

A puke bucket is spot on for this gross orange indignity of political theater

[@tearuruoterangi7861]

From Australia. It's totally beyond belief that this guy once held the highest office in the land..insane !!

[@sub-jec-tiv]

Yeah! He’s the Raygunn of politics. No wait, very different because Raygunn isn’t dangerous, merely ridiculous.

[@dusk2308]

i mean tbh his opponent was hillary

[@realDonaIdTruck]

I wondered if foreigners were watching this spectacle. We don't watch yours I can assure you. Nonon it's a compliment! You don't want this.

[@dusk2308]

@@realDonaIdTruck does this mean that we get kangaroo court POG

[@toydude3508]

@@realDonaIdTrucknot every county has political debates! And if we did here in Australia, I wouldn’t even bother watching! But I can tell you, the whole world is watching this debate, as your political decisions does effect many other countries! Hopefully your country now dumps the Trump!

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

The look on Kamala's face when Drumpf went to the "they are eating the cats!" line was in need of a Wayne's World "get a load of this guy" cam! That was phenomenal!

[@26michaeluk]

😂

[@falconerd343]

Hehehe, John Oliver FTW.

[@laurelsheridan3817]

Actually he said eating dawgs

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

She needed the "he blows goats. I have proof" sign

[@jgp1294]

She just looked like she puttied him at that point

[@immortalasirpa6006]

He walked into every trap she set. She is so much smarter than he is.

[@JudyCarter-kl7be]

She had him on the ropes with truth the entire time and he came out swinging with lies, deflections and utter nonsense.

[@terredee]

And you know he was warned and coached and reminded …

[@Mfree22]

Almost like she was fed the questions ahead of time. Also like the moderators only fact checked trump and never Kamala but no way you guys are the look aid drinkers? Didn’t she pull a coup on Biden??

[@michaelbugner7011]

How ridiculous do you think he looked to average people, or even Republicans, when he said the dog thing? Kamala laughing at him was the icing on the cake.

[@peterjaketalkswrasslin6920]

Into every single one of them… the goal was to unravel, not to win. But they got both!!!

[@mutti1916]

Thank you Jon Stewart! Absolutely amazing show, as usual. 👍

[@ReadMoreHistory-v9u]

“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million voters and clearly he is having trouble processing that.” -VP Harris while looking on in pity. Lethal, man

[@FabulousCucumber-ip9hu]

Loooooooved it

[@LayaLay_Duhh]

Kamala did great tonight💯

[@Alpha23TV]

Nasty, nasty work!

[@StarDust_2077]

That is what I saw. Pity in her eyes that he doesn’t deserve.

[@ebok33643]

Prosecutor at her best

[@YvanB62]

I can't believe he said that he fired his entire staff because they were incompetent. He didn't realize that he had told to the American that he was not capable of choosing his own staff.

[@RJFerret]

An hour later he also claimed to only hire the best people, so it's the best people endorsing Harris now.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

But... but... but... he only hires "the best people"?

[@kathleenkrug-byle1199]

The ones he didn’t fire he pardoned.

[@nojustno3331]

Um, if staffing is a concern of yours, I got bad news for you about kamala - worst VP ever in terms of staff retention

[@caffeinedelusions]

@@kathleenkrug-byle1199Remind me, why did they need pardons?

[@phairlever]

Politicians have always lied but, "They're eating the pets of the people that live there" is a new realm.

[@solitaryflower]

Weirdly, "those foreigners eat pets/babies" is thousands of years old.

[@0920121908250727]

He is all about discriminating against immigrants.

[@MarcIverson]

Even if it's true, it's trivial and mere rabble-rousing. Our politicians need to concentrate on far more important things.

[@goclimbsomething]

Wish it was new but he is just recycling the same old racist tropes of yesteryear.. Uhh, yesterday? Sheesh.. 😑

[@dcterr1]

I bet Trump's pets don't taste bad, especially with the right blend of sauces and seasonings!

[@PeterBrown-g5g]

Spot on from Australia 🇦🇺

[@cmw12]

Jon’s last point is incredibly important and Harris should make it constantly. A man who dodges responsibility at every turn should not be given power.

[@Brasswatchman]

Yet I'm sure Trump will try and dodge responsibility for that too. His base is used to it by now.

[@mel3687]

And a party that literally circumvents the democratic process by foregoing primary elections should be entrusted with power even less. Dem voters weren't given a choice in 2020 and were shamed as traitors of the party if they protested the cooperated withdrawal of every nominee but one; just as they were disenfranchised again...twice...in 2024 when their candidate was selected for them without casting a vote.

[@Brasswatchman]

@@mel3687 If Trump has a major heart attack and dies tomorrow, would you so much as blink if Vance took over his spot?

[@mel3687]

@@Brasswatchman The country will survive regardless of which puppet takes office so long as said puppets aren't in the business of disenfranchising the voters who they're supposed to represent. An economic recession is coming no matter who is President. Culture issues will divide people no matter who is leader of the country. But how much longer does a so-called free country have when these corporate-captured parties decide to silence the masses online (mass censorship and surveillance), steal their ability to vote (no primary elections), replace free-market capitalism via crony capitalism, and undermine any grass-roots politician that poses a threat to their party? But by all means, vote emotionally instead of logically. That is your right.

[@Patsanford220]

There’s actually an order of succession in place for presidents to VPs…

[@carolinamurtha3102]

The most shocking thing about this is that Alan Dershowitz was a democrat this WHOLE time?!

[@johnklin9383]

He went crazy like Rudy Giuliani a long time ago.

[@realDonaIdTruck]

Who

[@ronswansonsdog2833]

@@realDonaIdTruck😂

[@Justanotherconsumer]

DINO?

[@bonzer2u]

@@realDonaIdTruck Alan Douchowitz

[@elizabethhamblin4926]

Harris's expression when he starts about the dog-eating immigrants borders on pity. "Somebody get this man some mental health care, he clearly needs it" would have been a totally appropriate comment. But Jon Stewart's close NAILS it.

[@BeachPeach2010]

Obviously, we don't bother to treat mental illness in this country any longer. That went out with Reagan.

[@citizensane4387]

I can imagine her thinking “This poor sad misguided little man…” 😂😂😂

[@CDDT]

Did you not see the interviews? These ppl had no reason to lie.

[@matthewklahn3204]

Both sides have issues with believing stories that agree with their worldview.

[@daviddawes293]

@@CDDTthere’s a million reasons to lie bro. Cmon now..

[@thomastaipliadis8533]

Since this aired I come here at least once a day for Jon's "Fck Off" to Cheney. I don't know why but I enjoy it immensely.

[@tomlehmann306]

When she mentioned his crowd size and then leaving you could literally see him raging lol

[@breadgirl9806]

And when she called him poor for losing millions of Daddy’s money 😭😭😭

[@realDonaIdTruck]

He's not over Obamas "crowd size" joke

[@henrywestbrook9773]

He can be manipulated as easily as a five-year-old. Scary to think he was the President and had closed-door meetings with Putin where no notes were taken.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@henrywestbrook9773puh lease, the exact same thing happened. Trump foundered and babbled, and Putin laughed in his face. No one says it - the person who dealt with Putin was Dr Angela Merkel. When she finally left, what happened? Russia invaded Ukraine. Would not have happened on her watch

[@davegage-kx9pb]

yes the bulge between his , oh wrong place , size does matter , said the Donald .

[@NewMessage]

"But the tv told me so!" - Former President of the U.S.A. Donald J Trump, paraphrased. No really, he was.

[@mikemcaulay9507]

I really wish she would have nailed him on, “so, you’re saying, if you hear someone say something on TV, that makes it true?” I mean, if his statement doesn’t exemplify the lens through which he sees the world, I don’t know what does.

[@falconerd343]

That's actually not much of a paraphrase

[@davidserlin8097]

That’s what he said about dark-skinned people in New Jersey “dancing in the streets” after the collapse of the World Trade Center. He saw it on television. No one else saw it, but he did.

[@musicalaviator]

Hide your cats, hide yo dogs

[@RtimusCFrog]

Yeah, trump was probably watching JD Vance. Jd was just on tv rambling about the same thing a day before the debate.

[@Nebuchanezz]

Not many people mentioning how he did not look at her the ENTIRE debate. That man is a COWARD. Call it out !

[@justingorman4804]

Don't blame him, it's hard looking at her and not vomiting

[@FriskyDingo36]

@@justingorman4804 maturity is severely lacking

[@ContentMadame]

​@@justingorman4804If you can't look at someone or something unattractive without vomiting, that means that you and your stomach are WEAK AF. If you can't see something unpleasant without falling apart, you're the snowflake.

[@goodtroublemaker143]

Did he ever even say her name?

[@goodtroublemaker143]

@@justingorman4804… okay, Cletus.

[@mellissa61390]

I’m still baffled that this man was found guilty on 34 felonies and still isn’t in prison. If that was a regular citizen, they would have stayed locked up until they were convicted and then went straight to prison once the verdict was read. He needs to be in prison!

[@Anvilman]

He's rich and a bunch of morons think he's God's gift to America.

[@davegage-kx9pb]

IF you put Donald in prison before the election , it will throw the election & C A U S E a war that could last a decade , we still are not over 1864 . CAUTION an election is NOT a PARTY OF ONE . Let the man have his SAY & put his own foot in horse dip . IT IS - the fault the the people of the tribes ( United ) States NOT to maintain their powers & Freedoms against the wishes of Gerrymandering Legislatures . That has brought WE THE PEOPLE to this POINT . You don't like it - take action - change it !

[@BambooBackbone]

How pathetic do you have to be to have your own people tell you that their best advice is, "DON'T TALK!?"

[@donniehagy5125]

And those are the same people who advised him he won the debate. Trump himself said it was his best debate ever. Talk about delusional.

[@Mewvision]

@@BambooBackbone it’s not pathetic, it’s undisciplined. As his entire life has been.

[@BambooBackbone]

@@Mewvision True. Definitely undisciplined but also without a doubt pathetic.

[@allanasmith334]

He's always been pathetic with no plan. I'm glad folks are finally seeing it.

[@juliewoodman2439]

He would fire them if they spoke the truth. He only wants to hear flattery and lies.

[@virginiachris80]

Kamala didn't call Trump weird. She just let him act weird.

[@whitegeorgefloydbreath]

If you really think the weird one is Trump my brother in Christ you seriously need help.

[@waltonstreet5740]

​@inalthegreat141 how do those gold made-in -China shoes fit?

[@NexuJin]

@@whitegeorgefloydbreath Yes he is weird, and offensive, and unfit to serve. Time to open your gawddamn eyes and see for yourself that he has always been a cheater and a liar.

[@graceco4252]

😘

[@jordansupplee8481]

@@whitegeorgefloydbreath😂 Sure buddy, the guy who was rambling like a mad man and constantly fear mongering about immigrants is the go to huh?

[@successchallenger3361]

I love how she didn't let him get past his lectern. She started off invading his space and removing his opportunity to disrespect her first.

[@maryla1558]

That was a baller move.

[@KarmVer]

I clocked that too

[@john26660]

She tried to meet him in the middle, thinking he might walk out. It would have been awkward had she stopped, so she just continued to him. You are overthinking.

[@blahblah-g2w]

@@john26660I think she’s 💯. Felons are nervous around prosecutors.

[@zellah]

❤

[@allthingsashley_]

This... former president needs to be LOCKED UP!

[@aesea57804]

“I am not responsible”-Trump. For anything. What a coward.

[@onebeerleft13]

accountability is like kryptonite to him

[@RippleDrop.]

True leaders take responsibility for everything. Even things that are only remotely related to their jurisdiction.

[@DanielA-sk8oh]

Thought she could have hit him harder on that one.

[@DonnaMayStanish]

aesea57804 - Exactly 🎯

[@Trump_2024_USA]

KAMALA Is acting like TRUMP is the PRESIDENT for 4 years . Its BIDEN and KAMALA . you people need too see our DAILY PRICES

[@Redridge07]

16:16 GOP logic: Your honor I did commit an armed robbery, however, the security was very light that day. I maintain that the person in charge of security should be punished for my crimes.

[@lloydroach-ic5kf]

It never would have happened if a Democrat would have been president even with no security at all.

[@moorek1967]

No, that is what Democrats have been doing a long time. Do you think an underprivileged black person needs to steal an expensive sports car for diversity and inclusion? Stores in Chicago and New York have to close because of that, so tell me why you can't think that would be wrong, to rampage and steal?

[@stephenderry9488]

"I just happened to be there with a gun, a balaclava and several empty sacks with comically large dollar signs printed on them..."

[@Polkadotpup]

Hysterical😊

[@jx5158]

​@@lloydroach-ic5kf not even Democrat. Literally not one single Republican presidential nominee has staged a coup when they lost. It's just one specific person that poisoned this process.

[@garrygrewal149]

"you were fired by 80 million people" what a burn by future madam president today at the debate.

[@dondileighsox]

81 million. Just to be clear 😊

[@garrygrewal149]

​@@dondileighsoxsorry I stand corrected. I own my mistake *wink wink

[@susiepoadster4642]

Glorious all day long

[@dangerfly]

Imagine if she said that right after his, "I fired most of those people. They did bad things or a bad job. I fired them. They never fired one person."

[@toddwilliams5905]

Brutal WWF move

[@jeremiedubuis5058]

In any other country, except France, don't forget us. Stay strong we need a win on your side of the ocean !

[@johnwilliams8397]

Trump 2024

[@mlbrooks4066]

I find myself more depressed and angry about the state of my fellow Americans than I am about the election itself. To think that so many of my neighbors would happily inflict Trump on the rest of us makes me heartsick. On the other hand, I now have better understanding of what happened in Germany in the 1930s. Not that it's helped anything......

[@HazelwithaZ]

It's human nature, but we also invented democracy. We can be better than our animal instincts, we can choose empathy. 💙

[@letstargaze]

Why are you concerned about all that when we now know immigrants eat our pets💁🏾‍♂️

[@Michael-jd5vf]

Huh? Seriously

[@CosmicSpaceBaby]

The difference you can make is by voting blue. MAGA won’t go away, but at least we as sane Americans will make it clear that this is not normal, this is not how we want to be seen by the world, and we are not going back.

[@trebrenaporter7917]

I would prefer to read about it in history books than to live through it😢

[@griffgames9538]

The old dude was ranting and raving. Too unstable to be in charge of a major country.

[@halm.9015]

Too unstable to be a manager at McDonalds

[@N1ghtStalkerNL]

Major? How about any country?

[@dgthe3]

@@N1ghtStalkerNL Country? Too unstable to run a Dairy Queen

[@robgourlay3434]

I wouldn't even give him Monaco. And that's basically just a small city.

[@miz_logo_lee]

He’s too unstable to help his grandkids run a lemonade stand.

[@RealSpaceHobo]

How is an alleged incident of a dog being eaten in Springfield even entering the realm of important issues facing the USA, in a presidential debate?

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

Easy. Anything to keep making immigrants the scary boogeymen. They’re not coming here just commit crimes, steal your jobs, get cheap housing, hurt your children. Now they’re here to steal and eat your pets.

[@nomore6167]

"How is an alleged incident of a dog being eaten in Springfield even entering the realm of important issues facing the USA, in a presidential debate?" - But, but, the boogeyman!!

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Welcome to the Simpsons. Oh, wait, you don't remember that Christmas special...?

[@loverrlee]

Because Trump is senile

[@TinyEvilDino]

Was trumps feeble minded attempt to bring up immigration as a subject but ended up (as usual) just being racist lol Kamala killed it!

[@manjitkaur7543]

So true, in any other country he would have been disqualified from contesting, if not already been tried & imprisoned for treason.

[@jeddinger6138]

That closing was a masterpiece of truth, delivered only as Jon can do it. Many thanks for all you and your team of writers provide.

[@JanisBentz]

I've watched him from since 2008 and I'm so glad he came back to his show and viewers!

[@wisenheimer9997]

His actual excuse for ignoring Covid-45 is that he didn't want to create a panic... the guy who's inauguration speech was titled American Carnage didn't want to create a panic... My cousin died completely alone in the early days of covid... when they wouldn't let anyone near the patients... imagine how terrified she must've been... and so alone... he really needs to pay... I hate him so much

[@samariagraham4502]

🙏

[@melodyhermans5137]

So sorry for your loss 😢 ​@@samariagraham4502

[@billkendrick1]

Sorry for your loss 😢

[@annemosbergen3951]

My condolences. I'm so sorry for your loss. - A.

[@camiller4916]

So sorry for your loss. My mom had Covid in early days and she was isolated and went downhill. I hate how T handled covid, what an idiot.

[@spir5102]

Thank you Jon Stewart for giving the unvarnished truth! Americans really need that right now.

[@KRapPsychic]

Register and vote! We need blue turnout vs MAGA!

[@TrackMasterAsh]

Imagine thinking mainstream media is the truth

[@MckieDs595]

It's clear you didn't watch the debate. This was extremely bias.

[@KRapPsychic]

@@TrackMasterAsh imagine thinking Trump tells the Truth!

[@TrackMasterAsh]

@@KRapPsychic I don’t. This isn’t a football game. Both sides are set up as distractions

[@fekeetsa]

Kamala really nailed this one. Amazingly 21 of 25 undecided voters chose LADY K!!!

[@9897431]

we really are watching two different debates/news ch./youtubers.......... Both sides say the same, even poll wise. Its so odd.

[@blaynestaleypro]

Trump 2024.

[@Couchtainment]

It was 3vs 1, she got help from the globalist moderators.

[@hagestad]

Why would anyone vote for her? She already was sunk by Tulsi in debate 4 years ago. Also just like Trump she is to old to hold this position. She will be allegeable for retirement after her first turn.

[@AilsiePath1122]

Trump ❤ Not a tight race. 16m people watching CNN and maybe some Taylor swift fans voting for Kamala, but for the rest... people are waking up.

[@iAmEbolaWoT]

That handshake was a masterclass move by Kamala. She showed no fear and that move was, "I'm coming for you".

[@annakharebova5141]

Kamala has CLASS!

[@goodtroublemaker143]

Yes!

[@Famouszero22]

😂😂😂😂 the fact that yall are saying this make it NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL

[@obaidali8618]

The bias is crazy, she clearly thought he would come to the middle to shake hands and when he didn’t she stumbled around before going to him to shake hands so she doesn’t look like an idiot.

[@willman9567]

She couldn't handle Tulsi 😅 Kamala had to have Tim with her to talk to a friendly reporter.

[@Skankhunt42....]

YES Kamala! Openly laughing at how insane he sounded with this eating pets nonsense was literally the best response you could have. You look normal, he looks insane. Perfect

[@dandarling5990]

But it was true....

[@Mop909Head]

​@dandarling5990 no it wasn't 😂 even the one case going around wasn't in Springfield and the woman was born in the US. So no it's not happening

[@yvetteheller1083]

​@@dandarling5990Js and his clowns will never get it...

[@beyim]

@@Mop909Head

[@Poport3146]

When he said babies are being born and then being terminated legally in some states, which at that point isn’t abortion, he got fact checked so quick and started arguing. What a lunatic, really.

[@screaminjesus]

and this isn't even the first time he's raved about babies being executed after birth (he said the same thing in the last debate), somehow it flew under the radar before. What an absolutely unhinged (and untrue) thing to say.

[@alfredlinquist9122]

He must have heard it on TV. That makes it true

[@MTMF.london]

@@screaminjesus The problem is the press and various other media (both legit and otherwise) keep giving his a pass on this and several other issues. They make light of the outright lies and vicious slander that he's been spewing for several years now as "just being Trump" not caring that they become part of a dangerous conspiracy.

[@zenmaster9195]

Even better, he saw it on Facebook! LOL!! That's reliable news now.

[@skibooski6884]

@@screaminjesuswhy are people trying to legalize late term abortion if nobody is getting them?

[@bonulver]

Had to come back here after watching David Muir call the Election for Trump. I came home from work and then...lost several hours. USA, JFC.

[@DavidUSA2525]

"They're eating the dogs!" The most insane moment in the history of debates....ever.

[@glen6945]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh bone spurs save me from veitnam

[@davidstogsdill5854]

Dissatisfied that it didn’t become an Arby’s advertisement.

[@Susankerchner125]

Yet, there are many Republicans who believed the animal eating story...

[@Dick_Weapon]

​@@davidstogsdill5854 "Arby's... We've Got The Pets!™ "

[@petergamache5368]

Remember when politicians hid their racism behind dog whistles?

[@bfu4971]

Thank goodness John Stewart is back. It makes this depressing and sad state of affairs bearable. ❤

[@johnwilliams8397]

Trump 2024

[@sickpinkmotels]

@@johnwilliams839720-24 years in prison

[@nl5828]

strange how the man who is the leader of the “party of personal responsibility” never accepts responsibility for anything! 🤔🤔🤔

[@cmr053]

That party is long gone. Their souls were sold to the devil.

[@FrancisR420]

You don't understand, he has excuses, nobody else has ever had those.

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

when they talk about "personal responsibility" they mean they don't want to pay taxes which go to help other people.

[@nofancypants]

Projection, it's always projection

[@garyshan7239]

the tightness of the race is due to the electoral college I don't think the actual vote counts will be razor thing margin

[@seanhammond9253]

Maybe not, but all that maters is the Result. We Can't let him have the office. Vote, get others to vote, talk it over wherever you can. Send help to other states, as contributions, or letters, or emails, or NAYTHING. Take out a Personal add, looking for a friend to help trash Trump in public. SKY-WRITE, if that is what it takes. But this is The Last Battle. DA Harris as President can spend 4 years going after Trump and ALL of them, but if Trump gets in... he will never leave. He will consolidate power in ways that only kings and dictators do, he will abolish the 2-term limit (Yes, it can be done), and he will stay. Please, everyone... Do All You Can Do, To Help Us All Vote All Blue 💙💙🌊🌊💯💯👍👍

[@tecklerrorywilliamsfrankso5470]

She cracked that egg when she mentioned CROWD SIZES. Even Harris was surprised he took the bait.

[@jaxxon98]

She was just surprised at how quickly he took the bait.

[@nancymoore1240]

Jeeze. He went berserk as if she had said something other than his rallies were " small". He just lost it.

[@rhaenyratargaryen1stofhern55]

As someone who watched the Daily Show during the GWB administration, I’m so glad to see that Jon Stewart is not letting him off the hook.

[@theaykay]

I would feel better if, instead of bragging about Cheney's endorsement, Kamala Harris could denounce him as strongly as Jon did.

[@Helios--]

@@theaykay lol why would she do that? and even if she did it's fairly naive to expect _authenticity_ from a poItician.. unless it serves the interests of their donor$, ofc.

[@savannahpaige3670]

Hard to believe he was our worst president ever! Considering the orange potato.. I mean guy.. that took his title! Lol

[@gabesarti7184]

@@savannahpaige3670nah. The worst president was James Buchanan

[@kyl5369]

He blames the sun for not being darker during the eclipse.

[@scottcates]

Kamala won the debate and Trump Lost. And pretty badly, at that. I'm a Republican and a businessman and I never thought I would say this...but I'm voting for Harris now.

[@darkotteroo]

Thank you sir for putting country over party

[@dondileighsox]

Welcome!! We have snacks!!

[@chasingfelix3609]

No joke. She cooked him alive. That was insane!

[@olphatty1]

You a liar...

[@olphatty1]

See the internet means we have to be honest. Only one of us is correct.

[@Mafs-rf5oc]

Jon Stewart, you are just fantastic.😂😂😂

[@2MeterLP]

When Trump says he heard people on TV say things about Springfield, there is a 50-50 chance he was watching the Simpsons.

[@Tantalus010]

I so wish one of the moderators had asked him, with the straightest face possible: "Sir, is it possible that you were watching a fictional show and mistook it for news? You know, like FOX?"

[@debbievalentine6810]

I'm in Ohio and someone did report they thought their Haitian neighbors are their cat, it was debunked though

[@joekirby9482]

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[@TrappedinSLC]

Or Alf maybe??

[@j.t.1086]

Yeh except if you took a moment to look it up, you'll find that yes, there are numerous residents of Springfield publicly stating that cats and geese have been taken for food. You can call the Springfield residents liars about what's happening in their own town, but Trump did not make up that Springfield residents are reporting this.

[@binaryfairy4197]

He ONLY looked like a fool while she kept her cool! She triggered ALL his narcissistic rage, it was a glorious sight to behold 👏🇺🇸💙✌🏼

[@audreysuter4315]

A typical MSM reaction

[@theoriginalbridgetconnors]

​@@audreysuter4315Let me guess. You think Farty McShitzinpants won the debate.

[@audreysuter4315]

@@theoriginalbridgetconnors hey sounds like an absolute know all response

[@theoriginalbridgetconnors]

@@audreysuter4315 hey sounds like a Trumper who lives in delulu land.

[@audreysuter4315]

@@theoriginalbridgetconnors take a look in the mirror mate

[@RobertMatheny-Lts]

After the debate, the Republican side kept saying that, Kamala Harris did not explain any of her policies. And it looked at my wife and asked what policy has Donald Trump explained in the past eight years truly explained.

[@ssshar2176]

He still has no Obamacare replacement 😂

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

​@@ssshar2176no no no, don't you get it? He has "concepts of a plan" that he'll release "in the near future".

[@dritatahiri358]

He has some ideas....lmfao​@@ssshar2176

[@MustafarRecRoom]

@@jeremiahbennett3004Yup….aaaaaany day now.

[@anthonygracey5528]

​@@jeremiahbennett3004I laughed out loud when he said that. The other late night hosts will eat him for breakfast.

[@anp730]

"He was the captain of the ship."!!! Amén! And he betrayed the ship's occupants... Biggest greatest coward of all time. Period.

[@blaynestaleypro]

Trump 2024. Liberals have become woke extremists.

[@firstofawll]

@@blaynestaleypro maga have become pedos.

[@ShireNomad]

He set course right for the iceberg, told everyone to start rowing like crazy or they wouldn't have a ship anymore, and then got into his little dinghy and sailed it in the opposite direction.

[@blaynestaleypro]

Donald Trump is great. Much better than Kamala. Trump 2024.

[@Kuroth_]

I'm not a big fan of many of the proposed policies that Harris talks about, but unfortunately the decision to me is absolutely crystal clear. Only one of the two primary candidates is a convicted felon who openly stated that the Constitution could be terminated as a result of him losing an election. The president's one job, ONE primary job, is to uphold the Constitution. The fact that anybody can look at a convicted felon who committed financial crimes and lied under oath, showing poor character, and who openly suggested terminating the Constitution, and vote for them to be president of the United States is absolutely baffling to me.

[@motorik6]

Well said, Maga are not as patriotic as they claim. They are anti-democratic and anti-American and are somehow oblivious to the fact.

[@GrannyMundee-kk3qu]

For me, there isn't a valid choice. I'm staying out of it. I can't see either in my head and don't want to feel responsible for having chosen one.

[@stingylizard]

​@@GrannyMundee-kk3qu If you're more comfortable riding the fence,regarding fascism...then,yes...please stay out of it.

[@WeggieQueen2005]

thank you

[@topgurl9313]

Thank you for being a sane individual who understands that this election is unique and that we need to be focused on the bigger picture here. I will also add: that I love Harris' proposed tax cuts for the middle-class and low-income families, I love her housing plan, I like that she supports banning assault weapons, having universal background checks and red flag laws, I love her plan for small business owners and I like that Goldman Sachs and various major business leaders have said that her plans would boost the economy, whereas Trump's would cause an economic downturn. It means that I'm determined to vote FOR her, not just against Trump.

[@ashbeck1736]

Thank you Jon for coming back. We needed you desperately while you were gone, but you are BACK!

[@johnwilliams8397]

Trump 2024

[@ashbeck1736]

@@johnwilliams8397 Prison for 45 20-24 Yrs.

[@ashbeck1736]

@@johnwilliams8397 For prison 20-24 years I agree. That will make him a centenarian if and when he gets out.

[@M3M3M32]

Just a friendly reminder. Do not take Harris win for granted in November. Please register and go out and vote for Harris!!!

[@9liveslie-cat-lie129]

Here here

[@override367]

Yep, they already rigged arizona and georgia to automatically go for trump, so we MUST GET PA and harris is down there

[@Buddy869-z9x]

And check your registration TODAY. I’m in GA and discovered last week I mysteriously became “inactive.”

[@franhunne8929]

You are absolutely right - only a vote counts, not a poll!

[@kellydude]

Facts!!!!💙💙💙

[@lindafeldmanczt3728]

Nailed it!

[@midnightnavigator]

When kamala started laughing at the pet eating statements, I felt that. Never has she been more relatable! 😂

[@ssmcfadyen8520]

I thought all new was fake - trumpy

[@ll-ne5ey]

i think i know one person which has eaten a dog, its the same guy which puts an bear cup and an bike in the nyc central park

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

@midnightnavigator *_"DOGS AND CATS! LIVING TOGETHER!! MASS HYSTERIA!!!"_*

[@PandaAssociation]

Trump’s 3:00 a.m. Truth Social posts are about to be WILD. 😂

[@thenightporter]

You want to split a couple of boxes of 🍿with me? I am ready😂

[@thetattooedwitch73]

Oh he will be unhinged....saying how he won so well and he bad her look bad, that she couldn't string 3 sentences together...oh he will be rocking that chair really hard...he is the one that could not make a coherent thought😂😂😂😂

[@dlev]

seriously...that guy's McDonald's-powered beater has gotta be working pretty hard tonight.

[@al821]

He’s already posting that he won or whoever manages his account

[@tanazinn8484]

👍👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@davidmarczak4502]

That was soooo satisfying. Great to see Trump get handled finally.

[@tanazinn8484]

👍👏👏👏😂

[@johnwilliams8397]

@@tanazinn8484 Trump 2024

[@johnwilliams8397]

Trump 2024

[@hagamapama]

@@johnwilliams8397Donald Trump 1946-2024

[@ColleenHutchison-bh4ph]

I will always remember this debate as "THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS!"

[@sayurissanctuary6404]

I've been watching JS for 20 years. I love this guy. 1.) He's funny. 2.) He means it. He kicked D.C. in the face for the 9/11 First Responders for years till they finally f'ing paid them. So glad he's back. 💪

[@johnwilliams8397]

Trump 2024

[@5m0k3y9]

Turns out it's RFK Jr. eating peoples pets and blaming it on migrants...

[@ryanbuck7483]

"The worms did it!" -RFK Jr., probably

[@sophiepooks2174]

Every accusation is a confession with Republicans after all.

[@RinconSolaris]

Dude you made me spit out my coffee. Or should I say covfefe?

[@JesusSprintingOnTheOcean]

Rfk in brown face eating cats

[@diogeneslamp8004]

You should send that joke to the TDS writers, that’s brilliant.

[@slylett167]

Does he think seeking asylum means they came from prison or an insane asylum?

[@interface2x]

I genuinely wanted Harris to ask him to define the words “Asylum Seekers” in the debate.

[@conniet9288]

Yep.

[@infinitrax]

Yes

[@DanBrown96]

YES! Hence the Hannibal Lecter references.

[@aoBubs]

Yes

[@katheenburke7950]

Thank you Jon❤️👍☮️🐾