Russia Shuts Power at Chernobyl & Saudi Arabia and UAE Refuse Biden’s Calls for Gas | The Daily Show

Russian troops shut off Chernobyl’s power plant, Poland and the U.S. avoid sending fighter jets to Ukraine, the Middle East won’t answer President Biden’s calls, and anti-Russia protesters target the wrong people. #DailyShow #Ukraine
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[@joanan7395]

“You know the only thing worse than not getting help is getting help from idiots.” Best quote ever.

[@MhandeJack]

You're upset😅😅

[@cottoncoffin]

The best line and the most relevant

[@MhandeJack]

@@cottoncoffin 🤣

[@jermvelez3444]

I KNOW SO MANY PPL THAT SHOULD HEAR THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manishkumarpandey9702]

I wish Trevor also talked about US's Bio Weapons Lab in Ukraine 😐

[@DzR1591]

I laughed hard when he turned to the camera and noted that if hes wrong about the nukes that we are all dead 😂

[@MFYouTube683]

Haha that‘s so funny

[@calebkimm325]

😵

[@Ngozi838]

He's cringe idek why I watch him...

[@Tha_Trigga]

@@Ngozi838 Empty life probably.

[@daebak7370]

World govts are colluding together at the expense of their own citizens to usher in new world order. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.

[@syro5775]

“People all over the world” In reality it’s only US, Canada & Europe 😂

[@gregbrogan9061]

This is heartbreaking all around... I'm like an uncle to a Russian 6 year old boy living in Vietnam... He is such a kind-hearted, charming adorable little guy. Even in Vietnam this little 6 year old is being bullied for being Russian now - being told Russians are bad people by his friends! He came home crying and saying he is not a bad guy... Totally breaks my heart that average Russians who may very well be anti-war, anti-Putin are suffering... This innocent little guy has a heart of gold, how could people blame him!??!?!

[@lsdstrawberry6260]

Being like that since I was born 30 years ago, at some point you get used to the whole world hating onto you in the media, on the internet, in the movies, and get used to live and growing up under sanctions and not having nything, actually does benefit with some very neat surviving skills, including to survive anywhere in the world and adapting. And when you get older and smarter, you stop saying that you are russian at all. Just pick any other nationality. Make up a country who cares. Though I dont care about the hate , as it says more about people who r xenophobic and idiotic, than me, but I do not want talk , with ppl I just met, about war or politics with people who understand absolutely nothing about either and know about ukranian and russians bonds in some cases as well. A lot of us have family and friends there, a lot of us, half ukranians, with family on both sides me icluded, growing up on both sides as well. Or that we have a lot of ppl trying to get help and support for russian civilians fleeing, and protesting for them.. But do foreigners know about that? Of course not, the ones who scream the loudest are the most ignorant ones, as the time always shows.

[@gregbrogan9061]

@@lsdstrawberry6260 - Sorry to hear you feel so much anti-Russian sentiment. Not everyone feels that way. I visited Russia a couple times and loved it - came home and started taking Russian lessons (1.5 years - 2 hours a week class - but no real opportunity to practice so I gave up) - and I have Russian friends, which is why I have the 6 year old Russian boy who is like a nephew to me - he is the best and I adore him (though he laughs at me when I try to speak Russian! LOL!) Also visited Ukraine and loved it too - very cool country. The close personal ties between Russia and Ukraine make the invasion, brutal destruction and killings all the more shocking - these are brother nations... It's really heartbreaking to see this happening. And to just stereotype Russians (particularly a 6 yr old boy) for Putin's decisions is so unjust. Russia has a fascinating history... and suffered far more than its Western allies in WWII - and I admit, Americans see themselves as the saviors of WWII and at times forget Russia was even in that war. So I can understand Russia's interest in keeping NATO off its borders, but I don't think any country in NATO has an interest in attacking Russia - only in defending itself from Russia. (Which we can see is legitimate). Putin made a bad step for everyone - no one wins in this.

[@Startupsandsushi]

“You can be against the Chinese regime without punching Asian grandmas on the street!” Best quote ever 💪🏽💯👍🏼

[@uio890138]

Then he realized it was the Democrat constituents that were the ones punching Chinese grandmas.

[@jonneexplorer]

@@uio890138 and your evidence for that claim is what again? Let me guess, your feelies right? Are you just going to ignore all the trump cultist violence against any minority? There's a reason why right wingers are recognised as the biggest terror threat to the US, and that was before the January sixth terror attack aimed at destroying your nation...

[@KyriToe]

@@uio890138 You are the type dude in a zombie apocalypse when a zombie bites you, you hide it from the group and try to frame another guy that he is bitten not you so you won't be put down 🤣

[@gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683]

​@@jonneexplorer The best evidence is how people in NY stopped shopping in china town thinking it would make them sick... The demand for right wing hate crimes greatly exceeds the supply, remember the Juicy that cried "MAGA COUNTRY!"

[@gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683]

@@KyriToe This is a common insult which makes zero sense in this context. Makes sense that if you can't come up with an original joke you also wouldn't know the context to use someone else joke.

[@dragons_hook]

"Now please note, if I'm wrong about the nukes, we're all dead." He somehow managed to make me laugh about global annihilation. Lol

[@sabrajuma817]

For real and his face while saying it made it even funnier 😂😭

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah 😅

[@orlock20]

He isn't wrong. The CIA assumed that 25% of the Soviet nuclear weapons won't work. That's when there was a Soviet Union with the money and manpower to keep them operational.

[@furiouschicken1]

same hashahaahahaha

[@Tommyoda]

ya me too lol 😂😁😳😭💀💦

[@shazalitawfig2541]

Trump : Too late Ahmed, you made me wait two rings, we're booming UAE and UFC just in case " Noah is piece of work 😂

[@sultanalblooshi6551]

@itslaboosh agree bro

[@bobjones289]

😂

[@vergillives9890]

Very true when Trump said something countries listened now no one has the time for US crazy

[@dst1311]

Too late Noah, you worked against Trump the whole time. Unredeemable

[@IgorValledeMadzou]

😂😂😂😂

[@WhimsyWendy]

Not a fan of Trevor Noah but this was hilarious, especially the part about UAE avoiding Biden's calls and rushing to answer Trump's calls ROFL 🤣

[@6offdutyninjasN1]

And he was actually correct with the news he gave us this time.

[@marilyncoyne4034]

It was really funny. I subscribed now

[@mikedotson5944]

@itslaboosh blame the dude who over regulates the economy. Hes the reason those 9,000 leases arent being used ridiculous amount of side organizations that require approval.

[@vergillives9890]

Absolutely true

[@stilettosnthaghetto6997]

That was the only reason I clicked

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

The Polish jets sounds like getting your friends to ask out a date for you.

[@ZigealFaust]

Bro-Land: "Hey, Murica. Ukie is looking pretty cute. You should give her these jets I have and Russ might get super jelly."

[@Brotha00]

I just want to say I will give Ukraine ALL of my Migs if the US will give me F-16s to replace them. No BS, I’m ready right now. Holla

[@godsgirl7201]

I always wanted to go to Poland I guess that won't be happening any time soon😩😩😩

[@og_4286]

@@godsgirl7201 I was living there, happy I left

[@anonymoususer9079]

At least Poland is trying to effectively help , unlike NATO and whoever else.

[@RavenBlaze]

Could Ukraine just steal the jets? Like Poland leaves the keys in some unguarded fueled up jets on some well paved, but totally abandoned road some night?

[@ELEMENTARYWATSON52]

Awesome!! Love this answer! 😀

[@helens3677]

Lol

[@verdatum]

As with most military vehicles, jets do not have keys. It turns out that keys pretty much only keep honest people honest. The big thing is that while it was nice of Poland to offer, Ukraine doesn't really need MIGs. They need precision anti-aircraft and anti-tank drones. Small, hard to hit, cheap and easy to operate. MIGs have a very small use in this sort of conflict.

[@gailhasler8435]

Ingenius! 🤗

[@virodhula]

Ukraine is not going to win the war , west just are extending the death count of Ukrainians. EU is alarmed because the war is in their backyard, not that they care about men dying anyways. Remember what they did to the middle east, no one seems to care about Syrians!!!

[@Navesblue]

8:03 The golden moment of confession that we will NEVER let him forget.

[@wokjock]

“We’re bombing the uae and the ufc just in case “ 😂😂😂 I don’t normally laugh at Trevor Noah but that was hilarious.

[@ceougin20]

“The only thing worse than not getting help is getting help from idiots” is my new favorite thing to say now.

[@mwari1875]

Mine too 🙂

[@chaosdirge4906]

The ironic part is that over half of all americans are of german and russian descent.

[@gabbycarter965]

@@chaosdirge4906 Half? I think that figure is a bit high. If you would've said English/Irish that would've been more accurate.

[@orangegalen]

That's why I do most of the work myself. And then people ask "Why don't you ask for help?" and I just have to shrug awkwardly while trying to keep myself from saying exactly why.

[@mahdihussain9552]

😂

[@erichanson3369]

Indeed, condemning the Russian government in no way means one must also condemn Russian people and their descendants in general--just as criticizing the Israeli government in no way means a person is an anti-Semite in and of itself.

[@axios7603]

wow what a based comment

[@DomR1997]

Tell that last part to any person in America and see how much they agree with it lol. Or an Israeli for that matter!

[@Jonathan-ym3yw]

😍😍😍🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱😩😩😩

[@tajammulsiddiq9880]

Agreed. People do overreact with situation like these. Russian common people has nothing to do with this invasion. It's their government wrong actions/motives. Russian people don't deserve this kind of attitude from American people and from all over the world. Let's do protest in a sensible manner. We can hope that this War will soon end. And Peace will prevail in this Region and whole World.

[@davidvickers8425]

They sure wouldnt be living in america if they were pro putin.

[@mmsutantowrites]

Thank you for making me laugh during these difficult times, Trevor. Love you and your team at the Daily Show!

[@cazmars5360]

Difficult relative to what

[@agastyasingh9460]

8:04 most accurate thing he has said over a long time

[@rahmattrisandy6206]

"The only thing worse than not getting help, is getting help from the idiots" Trevor Noah - 2022

[@BeN-bn5yb]

Same energy as Napoleon. What you should fear is not a competent enemy. It's an incompetent ally.

[@SomewhereInIndiana1816]

Epic analysis!!

[@Sandrae7560]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MartinaMcDonagh]

I sincerely hope Biden doesn't give in to the Saudis - maybe they seem like the lesser of two evils now, but there will be a high price to pay if he agrees to their terms. We in the West have got to lessen our dependence on fossil fuels and especially from countries like Russia and Saudia Arabia. Money always talks, sad but true!

[@talkaborit3320]

Uhm.......... When did getting help become a bad thing?

[@sparkysmalarkey]

"Don't act on my intelligence." Wise words.

[@sparkysmalarkey]

@koorralive-كووررة لايف We will reap what we have sown, one way or another, maybe the world will be a better place when it's all said and done.

[@gregslone4874]

If Trevor Noah was like this all the time I'd actually watch him.

[@johnwray393]

Was thinking the same. He's either right on target or way off in left field.

[@Deontjie]

Back in South Africa Trevor is great. Attacking whites and black and everything in-between. But in the USA he must pander to his pay-masters.

[@otfgdk9424]

Free Palestine

[@nicoles2903]

I was just thinking that!!!

[@manzchello4752]

@@otfgdk9424 free everyone oppressed. Wars are so old and cliché

[@miles_to_boston]

"Now please note if I am wrong on the Nukes we are all dead" 😂😆😆 had me rolling 😆😆.

[@pacassa]

Here’s an idea. Leave the jets “unguarded,” and when the Ukrainian pilots collect them. Say they were stolen.

[@tonywilliamsjr.9103]

Or just hand deliver them and leave *cough cough* joe biden and afganistan

[@curtstacy779]

It sounds like something we would do with bio labs also.

[@DzR1591]

Lol The US government will be pleased with this Idea thanks PJ.. We really needed someone like you to help make these such decisions during possible thermonuclear warfare

[@brandirose3874]

My thoughts Exactly!Also, we won't know half the stuff our military and intelligence institutions are currently doing until WELL AFTER the war has ended.

[@Shamuto7]

It would be the best option, only if they hadn't announced providing those to the world beforehand. Also, they can't do that anymore since it would seem that they are not willing to help their NATO ally.

[@AsmitaBose]

I'm so glad that Trevor chose to relay international relevant news rather than some overused comedy tropes or drama/celebrity news in his show. His wit, sense of humour and character integrity are notable.

[@Markle2k]

Welcome to the Daily Show. It has been running for two decades or so. Same basic format.

[@slslbbn4096]

This just revealed how aggressive and belligerent the US is these days, picking fights and wars with the Arab countries, China, Russia, Iran, North Korea, Libya, Latin America etc

[@chipmunkbawss1660]

Don't know about the integrity part. Trevor is clearly a sell out

[@Markle2k]

@@slslbbn4096 How many points did that comment earn you in your Putin’s “special brownie” points? Those Rubles are going to be worth a lot when Putin has a 9mm cranial hemorrhage after his oligarchs get through with him, but it might be dangerous to try to redeem them.

[@Kikongolessons]

👀👍

[@RivetingRose]

Can’t Ukraine just “declare war” on Poland which would then cause NATO to be at war with Ukraine then Ukraine “invades” and takes the planes that the US put in Poland to fight the “war” then NATO and Ukraine draft a peace treaty to stop the “war”?

[@lenakarlova7664]

it's better to get occupied by Poland which is a NATO member, who should fight for its members' territory. Then Ukraine will be part of the EU and NATO at once, and then we'll make a referendum and successfully fall apart into two different countries again. Staying a member of the EU and NATO.

[@holydevil5087]

But where is freedom left in that situation?

[@Ironfeastcast]

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 Trevor... that jet on the side walk ..

[@namewithheldforprivacy7107]

You call them “hostile countries” and wonder why they won’t pick up your phones 😂😂😂

[@user-kc6so2nu3m]

The audacity😂😂😂😂

[@godyr4108]

Hahaahaha yeah . Prince of saudi rejected old joe hahaha

[@redhatuncleputzin9772]

So you want to bend a knee to them so they'll talk with you? Wow. That's as smart as putting Chinese flags on American fighters like your master has advised. What is wrong with you people, really?

[@vincentzhaiven4017]

@@redhatuncleputzin9772 are you not listening to the video? You can apply it to America as well. Direct your anger at the government. Not the people.

[@vivien2088]

The caucasity..

[@cameronchristie4991]

I'm glad you said "not to act on your intelligence." The Russian soldiers know they don't want to attack their own family; but you have to act like your following orders. Love the show

[@AliShuktu]

It has been reported that some conscripts have been executed by officers for not following orders and for "spreading the panic".

[@sandraalex2055]

@@AliShuktu Reported from where ? In this situation , the source is important?

[@AliShuktu]

@@sandraalex2055 The source is our local Ukrainian civilians that are now behind the enemy lines.

[@sandraalex2055]

@@AliShuktu then definitely not reliable source

[@manishkumarpandey9702]

I wish Trevor also talked about US's Bio Weapons Lab in Ukraine 😐

[@sam-u-el]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Trevor's disclaimer on the missiles is just on another level

[@LangatJoakim]

5:47 "...gas to set their homes on fire for insurance money..." 😂😂

[@tomiyadude246]

"Just because something is Russian doesn't mean it's automatically bad." Sorry Trevor, but you forget that you are talking to the same people who boycotted french fries when France refused to support the unjust war in Iraq. These people will never figure this out.

[@saschamaj]

Yes, and they (Republicans) renamed them "freedom fries" in the cafeteria of Congress.

[@wintergarden7539]

LOL, I had forgotten about the french fry protest.

[@opahmar]

And some idiot from Georgia state (possibly) at the insurgency had the Georgia country flag

[@jefflabbecomedy]

@koorralive-كووررة لايف have you been watching DragonBall Super though? It has been nuts, Broly is purple now, it's fantastic

[@vanessacoakley8173]

And the same people refused to buy Corona beer...

[@Adrian13rams]

Dont know why Poland just puts the fighter planes on their Ukraine border and just "leave" the keys. Gotta fight Russia with Russian kind of reasoning/strategy

[@carkawalakhatulistiwa]

I hope Arab countries also cut oil production so that the United States can quickly get out of the Middle East

[@firewolf11567]

I think Poland might be worried about Russia getting those jets. Not to mention that Poland doesn't want to be a direct enemy of Russia were they to successfully gain control of Ukraine.

[@andethidialbubabibub3261]

That's almost as dumb as trumps idea with the Chinese flag paint job

[@davidandvett764]

@@firewolf11567 Russia won't attack Poland because he will be attacking NATO directly.

[@seaofroses8888]

@@carkawalakhatulistiwa It's not that simple. Saudi and the Emirates have power. Iraq doesn't, so they can't just kick the Unites States out. It's also hard to predict how the states would react to being completely cut off, they're already neck deep in middle eastern land and wars

[@danielthegamer4219]

The winking got me😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@shanks4391]

Dude I can't.."super mutant Ukrainians? You're having trouble beating the regular ones. "🤣🤣

[@normalmiracles7191]

Trevor, thanks for pointing out the ridiculousness of being against the Russian people, especially those long dead or living in other parts of the world and not supporting Putin at all! That is ridiculous and concerning to me

[@danieldevito6380]

The majority of Russian citizens support Putin and what he's doing in Ukraine

[@moneyjar4606]

That is half the story and a blanket statement that lacks the details needed to understand why people are supporting Putin. In sum, that not cool.

[@XQZ9789]

as the Ukrainian of russian descent - we need to separate "soviet russians" and "gulag russians".

[@normalmiracles7191]

@@danieldevito6380 Does a Russian composer who died before Putin was born also support him? Also the Russian ethnics who live outside of Russia? Even if a lot of Russians did it makes sense to blanket target ALL Russian citizens? I don’t see how this doesn’t go against every principle the progressives believe in.

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah

[@dastardlydragon466]

Just like being Anti Isreal and not antisemitic, people see it as one and the same. We aren't our governments, and it's more clear than ever how deeply the two are divided worldwide.

[@netijhen]

Someone:* criticize israel* Israel: Anti-Semitic

[@josecipriano3048]

Someday they'll find out that the word semite aplies to Palestinians too.

[@strandedstranger6602]

arabs are also semitic so this whole ordeal is the dumbest thing of all time.

[@user-fy9el2zu5g]

Oh you are so Anti-Semitic, how dare you?!

[@matantan1111]

Your example doesn't work here, it's more like being anti Israel but not anti Israeli. Why ban say a Gal Gadot movie when it doesn't help Israel or it's economy.

[@Gumby1978]

You are spot on with UAE would take Trump’s phone calls. This is seen as weakness in the Biden White House.

[@heathermetz3974]

8:33 “Because if Trump was calling, you best believe, the UAE they would be racing to pick up the phone!”

[@thatguygold]

Trevor can make even the grimest of subjects digestible!

[@traviswilliams8096]

I didn’t know how to say this💯💯

[@adamlieberman628]

Digestible, but hardly funny.

[@steven320]

@@adamlieberman628 He is never funny. Sad.

[@OneWithManyThings]

I bet adam and Steven are fun at parties...

[@adamlieberman628]

@@OneWithManyThings Lol is being a Trevor Noah fan the litmus test for being exciting? Sounds really fun. Remind me to stay away from whatever lame parties you attend…

[@troypropes1182]

Perfect time to reduce dependency on gas… like hello? Obviously not everyone can afford to do this but with all of the uncertainty surrounding gas prices recently, reducing dependency on it seems like the best route. We should also be making a serious attempt at designing cities that we can walk and bike through, producing local fresh produce and walking away from the Suburban nightmare. But that might be easier said than done.

[@dominikki93]

More public transportation but the public is so anti-socialism in this country it seems an impossible reality :(

[@julianshields7338]

i said to my gf "maybe now they'll realize how useful public transportation and green energy would be.... NOT" :_(

[@edavid2557]

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎power!

[@greenteaandcigarette]

It will take time but it is doable.

[@seriouslyjoking2]

Reducing the dependence on gas for some means death. It is the elite who can afford to do that & they may not want to.

[@duckspeaker2702]

Rare moment of clarity around 8:06

[@lationaking5636]

Finally I understand, Thank you so much

[@ahmadshauqijohara6665]

This is genius yet hilarious! Trevor breaks down complex issue into smaller chunks and includes brilliant humors.

[@efreq.6465]

I’d rather read government documents that are actually accurate

[@trublacking8572]

Unfortunately people are still listening but not understanding cuz I guarantee you for a lot of people this is falling on the deaf ears

[@MisterHeroman]

So in other words, he makes the issues for babies to understand.

[@schijtaccount1]

Trevor is clueless. History will show us

[@dmitriimikhailov2652]

I wonder if anyone has ever used this Bumble app in Russia. This actually is the first time I even hear about it... I think the company just found a way to advertise the app.

[@hadiyamascoll8305]

Telling me

[@dragonite5563]

Lol

[@venusbloodflow]

Is that the one where the serial killer would pick up women only to discard them into grocery carts after murdering them?

[@lsdstrawberry6260]

Thought the same. There was plenty of dating russian apps before tinder and bumble.. I did quite like the joke about "puting out" that was hillarious, but I did not appreciate portraying it like if we dont have our own apps or smth.

[@ppvf3851]

US: take some of our javelins. Also US: we cant give you POLISH Mig-29.

[@johnathanrhoades7751]

I love that I had the EXACT same thought on the jets. Just "let" them be stolen or something 😄

[@_Francis]

I'm Struck & saddened how similar our time is to the Interwar Era: A pandemic, a dying International Order, the return of multipolarity, the rise of populism, a ruthless leader feeding on the humiliating collapse of the USSR, just like another one had fed then on a humiliating Versailles treaty. We were supposed to learn from history, and here we are…

[@frankied.roosevelt6232]

Not too surprising. Now we just need to wait for the Vulcan to land and get unalived by racists like those of our own species do. Even Vulcans would find no logic in this bs of a planet.

[@jasonruff1270]

if you learn anything from history it's that people don't learn from history

[@jasonruff1270]

@@frankied.roosevelt6232 what's a vulcan that sounds familiar

[@_Francis]

@@jasonruff1270 Well said

[@TK-cg4ks]

Humans have never _ever_ learned anything from history. “Repeat the mistakes of your ancestors” is pretty much a trademark of humanity.

[@lvlyflrs3736]

that restaurant owner just looked so tired. he must still be recovering from the pandemic and now this. 😢

[@rosebrown4799]

This is really sad, this business is losing money because of their name. These people have done nothing wrong. It is ridiculous plain and simple.

[@TK-cg4ks]

It’s pretty sad. People are insane.

[@mkdempisi]

And they didn't care about his Ukrainian side. He is hurt by the war and this. Idiots roll always be idiots

[@dkjb5756]

Put money on oil stock market 😁

[@TheCenterCircle22]

"Right now you cant even beat the regular ones" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pkill23]

Ok we are DEFINITELY in an alternate reality when I agree with and laugh for Trever Noah.

[@Qadi90]

Sad how The daily show provides better quality journalism than bbc, cnn, abc and all the other garbage. Kudos to you Trevor.

[@CitizenCayne]

Yeah. It took two years of Biden's and DNC lies to get them to admin the obvious. I'm still not buying that they see the light. Lies are in their "DNA"

[@sharongarrett4356]

That's how Jon Stewart always did it. Trevor learned well and does a great job, though not always perfect.

[@fuzzywzhe]

It's all propaganda.

[@Aba9846]

Lol but Trevor is referencing CNN and MSNBC in THIS very video 😂

[@philobetto5106]

We can end all hope if people think Russia is struggling to take Ukraine, Russia could've Invaded Ukraine, finished clean up started rebuilding and had apartments listed of Zillow by now, it's another planned tactic NWO, 🐑 meh! ba baa meh! 🐑

[@hewhohasnoidentity4377]

Is nobody on Trevor's team old enough to know how a landline phone call sounded after a call disconnected? They missed a perfect opportunity by leaving out the change from a busy signal to the loud buzzer that could be heard across the room.

[@KiSH9891]

Just reminisced about this. One of my friends was trying to impress a girl during a house party by fake calling through landline and after a while the shrieking started. He got surprised and put the phone down immediately. To his horror the phone started ringing continuously for like 15 more seconds. By the time it finally stopped, he tried putting it up and hanging up frantically atleast a dozen times. Literally everyone was laughing out loud by the end.🤣

[@clmBerserker]

@@KiSH9891 But did it work?

[@popacap]

I died when he pushed the button😂🤣

[@carvin69thinline65]

Who else came here because they heard Trevor had said something positive about the T-man?

[@katiehettinger7857]

All of Poland's MiGs equals 27 aircraft. As far as US imported oil from Russia we are talking about only 3% of the the gas we use. 81% of our oil by domestic producers The rest is imported from Canada and Mexico. 90% of our oil reserves are on private land. Major oil companies hold 9000 unsued leases. Do you think it's possible we, the American people are being scammed, by big oil to make up for lost revenues from the last two years?

[@karlajaeger2082]

Of course not. That's not American...oh...

[@karlajaeger2082]

@Chacha Magazine are you just high or totally lacking in research skills?

[@yankeesusa1]

@Hai Voai BOT

[@eddiegesch8645]

@Chacha Magazine your numbers are way off.

[@pcmaozmaoz1767]

You don't have oil. You have nothing

[@damianamusic]

Making it public that Poland would give the jets to the US could just be a distraction that takes attention away from where the jets are really going.

[@soyouknow8207]

You are assuming our leaders to be competent. I will take away this illusion.

[@tursiopsgirl8]

Oh boy I really hope so.

[@2infamouz475]

Ol boy that runs the Russian restaurant looked like a boss lol

[@karey4474]

The last part just took me out😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laalaa99stl]

The plane swap plan would have worked. IF they had kept it on the down low. The Ukrainians would have gotten MIGs that they actually know how to fly and the Poles would have had them replaced with state-of-the art, American F16s. It would have been Win-Win-Win. Or WW3 for short.

[@azizbooker]

that was actually pretty clever not going to lie

[@selvbilde253]

Take this like that was pretty clever

[@carkawalakhatulistiwa]

I hope Arab countries also cut oil production so that the United States can quickly get out of the Middle East

[@GhostsOfSparta]

probably they just wanted the credit of trying to help without actually helping. They are not fools, they made this public for a reason.

[@bushwackenbubba3988]

Russia would have made those planes too hot to sit in!

[@hyper8547]

It breaks my heart to see this happening in 2022. I have experienced war as a child, and no one should experience war. We can do better than this as humans!

[@aiesyahsyahirah4717]

War happens even before 2022 dear..just done to different countries , to different colours of people and by different superpowers country.. And you are right no one should experience war.

[@johnmurphy9304]

Say thanks to Joe Biden,a weak spineless President...

[@hyper8547]

I am well aware that war happened before 2022. I am from Afghanistan. I have seen enough cruelty. Nevertheless, we as humans must come together and stop this madness around the world. Too much political ego costs millions of innocent lives. It is hard to find honest and transparent leaders in this era, almost an impossible task.

[@momcilojabucilo9320]

@@aiesyahsyahirah4717 what different colors of ppl?

[@boltez6507]

@@hyper8547 peace is a joke...

[@iDanceNation]

I love Trevor cuts in the studio vs at home lol

[@ashsingh5154]

Lolol leaving the jets outside lol

[@rizaleliasmosquera5114]

This issue of refused calls is a sign of war bringing about opportunities which are then exploited by international players to their advantage. Things are probably gonna be messed up further.

[@HoneyBadger80886]

And some moves are #EcoCidal. Scorched earth is not the answer. #ActLocal #ProtectTheWater #WaterIsLife

[@fortybelow1973]

If the Arabs want to play hard to get with oil, the West needs to remember.

[@backpackpepelon3867]

@@fortybelow1973 even US companies dont want to increase production to grab the profit boost and leverage loses from pandemic. You really think the arab would listen to something that even US giants wont?

[@DooD7th]

@@fortybelow1973 haven't the US done enough to the middle east? And yet Biden expects the middle east to just heed his word. USA is now just a bunch of libtards and weak upcoming generation.

[@Tommyoda]

true but Trevor mentioned calling from Ohio.. dope move 💀💦

[@JoulesCraft]

This guy, on the money here. Not only broadcast with clarity, yet also nailed spot on impersonations appealling with entertaining charisma.

[@tealeaflist]

...we have a Truly Bright Comic Intelligence with Our Bro Trevor here. Keep it Up...

[@ca6360]

THIS GUY SPREADS PROPAGANDA 50% OF THE TIME CLOAKED IN COMEDY... SAD THING IS HALF OF THESE PEOPLE USE THIS AS NEWS... THE WHOLE BIOLABS THING IS SISPECT FROM UKRAINE AND US SIDE ALSO?

[@kuinabajamana9603]

Trevor your impressions are great...you are gifted.

[@aeast6206]

One of the greatest videos I have seen in a while. Funny and accurate at the same time.

[@chihuahuasrule1175]

It's time to invest more in industries that don't depend on oil.

[@carkawalakhatulistiwa]

I hope Arab countries also cut oil production so that the United States can quickly get out of the Middle East

[@alextjb]

Everything involved oil

[@johnwayne2103]

Um you really don't know what you are talking about, either stay in school or go back.

[@melanin_n_kinks]

Everything's connected to oil.

[@nick______5853]

I dont think there is a single industry that doesnt use oil

[@gsmith4295]

Countries not taking calls from the US is exactly why the US should have been using all our resources years ago to become energy independent... but instead our energy policies are still tied to people that hate us but love the dollar.

[@shanchan8247]

I wonder if our government will still let the UAE and Saudi Arabia drill for oil on US shores?

[@gsmith4295]

@@shanchan8247 It's been proven that money trumps patriotism

[@nicholaspearson9609]

@البودكاست الليلي the US is number one in both oil and natural gas production. The issue is the US still a net importer of energy.

[@nischaltyagi8672]

@البودكاست الليلي Because they are blinded by climate activism

[@nischaltyagi8672]

You need to deeply examine how many countries had US destroyed to know why people hate USA🙂

[@telam1744]

The whole purpose of the invasion was to "shut down" Chernobyl. But first, he needed to evacuate everyone.

[@Tonilategola]

Do what you do with unwanted couches 😂😂😂😂😂

[@clearz3600]

The people smashing windows now were probably wearing "I'd rather be a Russian than a Democrat" shirts a few years back.

[@JoPops28]

I read your comment in one my dreams no lie.

[@JoPops28]

Like before I saw it today a couple weeks back I had a dream about this exact comment

[@TK-cg4ks]

@@JoPops28 Bro just experienced Déjà vu 😭

[@hankschrader7050]

Not to mention, if those were brown people owned establishments getting vandalized, our radicals would be on twitter saying it was racism and that it wouldnt have happened if the establishment were white. We all know that is true. You're not doing yourself any favors if you repress everything bad about your ideology because youre so obsessed with hating theirs.

[@VBTB]

Weren't dems larping the soviet union in 2020

[@kikiqutii2322]

I swear every time I hear “or we put you in jail” for these Russian skits, I’m wheezing 😂😂😂

[@Yasminescookingshow]

I hear you. That Russian accent gets me everytime. Trevor is a treasure to us all.

[@aranel5209]

THAT was actually the funniest thing I have heard from Trevor Noah in years!

[@hamedfaisal9449]

Hahahahaha love the jet drama

[@cyberbullyssb2870]

The Putin' out sequence is quite well done. Lost my breath at "or you REPORT TO POLICE!"

[@Outsider_98]

Died at “ It doesn’t matter if you’re already married, it’s mandatory” 😂

[@ebhole]

@@Outsider_98 That part killed me tooooooooo...Trevor is the GOAT

[@yankeesusa1]

@Hai Voai BOT

[@nareanmano]

Bumble is blocked. Now the people r gonna think they're being ghosted

[@mirfennec]

The last bit is just priceless 😂

[@PoppsDebo]

"A couch on the side of the road" brilliant.

[@naveents1732]

Leave jets on sidewalk, this was awesome Trevor 😂

[@craigtothec]

If I owned a restaurant with "Russian" in the name. I would just change it to "Ukrainian", at least temporarily. Not like Americans would be able to tell one country's food from the other anyways. Would probably get you more business than usual even, and you could just donate the extra profits to Ukraine.

[@AliShuktu]

The owner guy could be too much pro-russian for that move.

[@wizkidxp2000]

They eat Borscht in both countries

[@spencexxx]

@@wizkidxp2000 Most of the food is the same, at least the Eastern Russian stuff - unfortunately delicious.

[@mahefarakotobe5426]

they just need to put an ukrainian flag with something like "stop war" or something like that

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

I doubt that would help. Just like how they harassed ALL asian-looking people because of Covid I doubt they could tell the difference between Russian and Ukrainian. They just want to harass and vandalize foreigners.

[@thestoryofusall4805]

Fun fact for the day. 4:45 Toast lands butter side down because the butter adds more mass to that side of toast, causing it to oriented toward the ground as it falls. It's the same principle as loaded dice.

[@maestromadzibabagucciezw8961]

Hahahhahhahahhaah i waas hoping you would Call 😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Khajitxi]

America would have enough oil if their own companies weren’t refusing to pump oil to make artificial scarcity and record profits.

[@leftofleftdebi8123]

A lot of the oil pumped from the US is sold overseas. It is not the right type to be refined into automobile fuel. It's too thin and needs to be blended with oil from other sources. The US sells thinner oil to other countries and buys thicker oil from them for mixing. Oil is a global industry. We can't be energy independent solely with US oil.

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

The government is allowing the oil companies over charge us hard working people, where is our quality of life!??

[@morganmiller41]

@@leftofleftdebi8123 we need other types of industry. The problem is America has so many connected issues that we must fix one before the next. To fix our dependency on oil we need high speed trains, better public transit, and to fix our electric grid.

[@travisgessler6283]

Just because our oil is in the ground doesn't mean we don't have it. It's still in reserve. We want to buy forign oil so they run out first. Our military runs on oil. So save ours and buy/steal/plunder theirs. Not my logic, just regular war.

[@leftofleftdebi8123]

@@morganmiller41 I agree with your remarks except I think we can do them simultaneously.

[@lonesameer13]

USA (2003): We have to attack iraq bcz we think it has WMDs USA (2022) : We can't attack Russia bcz it has WMDs

[@shido1231]

Bcz they knew Iraq didnt had them they just invaded Iraq to steal from them

[@zombiebecauseoflife2868]

Well said my man

[@tryingtodogood]

"think"

[@Dharmarenee]

🤔😏😂👏🏽

[@garnerjazz58]

Iraq was a f__k up. However there;s a big diff between the weapons the US supplied to Iraq during the 80's and the Russian nuke arsenal. Context.

[@Thembekamgabhi]

I see everything that's is happening 💔my heart goes out to all the families who've lost their loved ones😕. I can't imagine how this feels.

[@Anon54387]

We shouldn't be asking ANY nation, friendly or unfriendly, to pump more oil when we have LOTS of oil we can pump here. We WERE pumping LOTS of oil until Biden took office and put a stop to oil pumping.

[@FF2Guy]

The NFL should send the Jets to Ukraine. They'd probably be more useful that way.

[@gailhasler8435]

I'm not . much of a football fan, but this was great! 🤗

[@08KaseyS]

😂😂😂😂

[@adam248]

A-League could do the same in that case

[@debrajames6286]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shwnshts9469]

pretty sure that's a war crime bro

[@Stevenvirgo100]

The hostility against Russians is uncalled for and it really is an indirect declaration of war against Russia. This is Putin's war not Russia's war

[@sobeliever1638]

Is Putin personally killing Ukrainians?...no?...thousands of Russian soldiers are? Okay so will continue with the Russian hostility then

[@kaoutarelmcherqui2183]

They voted for him 5 times. It’s their way too, unless they unseat him.

[@Stevenvirgo100]

@@sobeliever1638 military is different from civilians. Why are the civilians being punished for military offences???

[@tazylab6233]

@@sobeliever1638 did you ever lived under a dictator "government" no? So don't assume is just the same as in a democratic or republican county, ask the people from Venezuela what the majority think about Maduro. My country had a few governments of facto, that means military or people who put themselves into government position without the vote of people, people were afraid to even go to work a lot of innocent people died, their children adopted by the kidnappers , banging at your door in the middle of the night, tortures and people disappeared into thin air. The Russian maybe some could be with Putin, but most of them are afraid to oppose him because of the consequences. And besides all this what has to do a Russian immigrant with supporting Putin???

[@moonshadowsong]

@@sobeliever1638 that why middle Eastern people hate all American people even arab one

[@cpjohns556]

This is the most I've ever agreed with Trevor Noah.... and when Trevor Noah is the voice of reason, the world has seriously lost its mind.

[@candycain2327]

Yep

[@slashbash1347]

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

[@nakiadeonpresents6488]

I been saying pray for the Russian people too. All the dirt the American government has done i can't imagine the entire world turning on us everyday Americans because of it.

[@vincentzhaiven4017]

You meant American government. Not Americans.

[@stephenfrank9735]

@@vincentzhaiven4017 That's what she said, and it's exactly the same thing. If the entire World was to come together and sanction USA each time it invades another sovereign country and commit war crimes, you Americans will be complaining and protesting about the unfairness of it all, and how you lots aren't responsible for the actions of your Government. Same government you democratically elected. But, you lots don't extend the same grace or understanding to citizens of other countries. I strongly believe very soon, the chickens will be coming home to roost.

[@christiantruppo5770]

Generally that would be because the military itself does. It’s partly why wars never go as planned. Compassionate, caring, honest, freedom loving young men go overseas and act nothing like the mindless psychopaths basic training is supposed to make you into. If American soldiers and marines did as the government expected, we’d be in the same predicament as Russia. The other reason is because most of the bad things the American government has done, have been directed at the American people.

[@austntexan]

You Libs literally just elected the group that does the invading. A finger-banger and some unlikable cooz that slpet her way to her position. If you voted for Biden, don't blame the American gov't. You helped put them in power. Buy hey, no more mean Tweets though, right? The entire media apparatus has been behind the DNC for the last 10 years. You people think you're "fighting against the man" but you're literally on the same side as the megalith corporations. If your view align with most media outlets, then you're not fighting anything, but rather you are supporting their efforts. Well done.

[@genkill81]

Every single nation that has been or will be has or will have “dirt” on them. People have no idea what America really is…….. It’s an empire but a unique one. Go anywhere in the world and you will find American influence. But unlike other empires we don’t conquer other nations we just beat them into submission or talk or them into it, then plant our values in their government. The problems we’re having today is because our politicians are trying to move our country away from that role. And when you take the biggest kid out the playground the next big kid will take his place. So the choice is simple either we keep the peace or let china and Russia run amuck and bully all the little kids. At the end of the day it really comes down to two questions would you rather have America leading the way or communist China 🤷‍♂️

[@Sandesh98147]

The daily show was a great coverage in iraq war with Jon Stewart in the chair and Trevor is doing a great job continuing that. War is not easy to be mellowed down. But somehow this show continues to do that, while making sure everyone stays informed

[@thechosenone1533]

Were they opposed to it or not?

[@jackfrosty4674]

Notice is not a war in traditional sense. Seem to be War theater. Lots of fake video game war scenes being used in war.

[@kuzakani4297]

Did they joke about the Fake news about Irak soldiers killing babies?

[@benjamindouglas862]

@Sandx remind me did Jon support the Iraq War or not? Did he simp for the merchants of death or not?

[@BigManJay69]

It doesn’t necessarily keep you informed. You can’t trust half of what is said on his show. He uses the likes of MSNBC for information.

[@tmagicinfinity]

8:00 about not ignoring Trump’s calls was actually pretty funny Trevor. You should incorporate more humor like that. Funny cause it’s true kind of humor. Instead of your usual nonsense humor.

[@l.r.designstudioslauriesul8993]

Exactly - more lefties need to acknowledge they miss Trump :)

[@bodigames]

@@l.r.designstudioslauriesul8993 they already do luckily. lets hope protests erupt to get Biden out.

[@youtubecensoringcomments7427]

He is an edeot though. Because he did not give it to trump... When he was in power. An absolute hypocrite

[@fathimaasan4648]

It’s great to follow and facts with hilarious comments!

[@observantwonderer7401]

That helpful "please do not act on my intelligence" is the same kinda energy as that friend giving you advice on a situation they have no experience in and they end it with a no liability clause of "but that's just me" 🤣🤣🤣

[@steveo2737]

Keystone Pipeline? Maybe we should either pump more or look into better public transportation. Remember when we had street cars and trains but big auto wanted us all to own cars? Well, here we are.

[@TK-cg4ks]

The problem is the oil giants and car manufacturers lobbying against high speed railways and renewable energy.

[@mitchellglass6832]

Somehow the oil from opec and Venezuela on massive ships is better for the environment than using a pipeline from Canada. I wish that was true

[@TheExplorder]

@@mitchellglass6832 Keystone and Keystone XL are two different pipelines....

[@jackfrosty4674]

And how all the public transportation shut down when the covid struck and could not get to work or food?

[@SomethingBeautifulHandcrafts]

We still have street cars or light rail trains here, they just don't extend out of the inner city. They did not grow as communities did. Or they just never connected to outlying communities because it wasn't profitable at the time. You have to live in a fairly progressive metro area to get buses that go more than 15 miles beyond the downtown area, at least with any frequency to be useful to those that live outside of that area, or work in factories and plants.

[@TheKingterri]

How’s Russia struggling when they have Ukraine surrounded. Russian troops attacking from the south, east, and north; Ukraine is effectively under siege. Believing that Russia’s assault is going poorly may make us feel better but this is at odds with reality on the ground. Innocent (poor, middle class) Ukrainians and Russians are dying because of a few so-called foreign experts EGOs. Thankfully, Zelenski just declared his country will not join NATO. Problem solved. Let there be peace again✌🏾

[@jeffblosil749]

This had me in tears! 😂😂 Brilliant

[@NthatengMathateng]

"Too late Ahmad. You made me wait 2 rings. We're bombing the UAE and the UFC just in case" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NthatengMathateng]

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[@tytania3545]

The United States is trying to do business with Venezuela 😂😂😂

[@mariee.5912]

I know with the "wrong" president. 😄 🤣 😂

[@carkawalakhatulistiwa]

I hope Arab countries also cut oil production so that the United States can quickly get out of the Middle East

[@whatabouttheearth]

No they're not. They have not talked to Venezuela about exporting oil. The only talks were about releasing US prisoners, which is still ongoing, and Venezuela did release a few US prisoners, oil employees they've had imprisoned for years.

[@luis_6068]

Venezuela has nothing to offer a few years ago their citizens were caught eating food from the garbage cans Jorge Ramos from Univision filmed the situation. Most of the citizens of Venezuela move to colombia because in their home country their isn't hope.

[@tytania3545]

@@luis_6068 Ya están negociando... kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqK9qImOg899f6M

[@davidnkl]

I was laughing throughout the video 😂

[@koit5615]

I laughed so hard watching this... U so funny brother 🤣🤣🤣