Barack Obama Sizes Up Trump, Roll Call Vote Gets Lit & More DNC Night 2 Highlights | The Daily Show

[@edrueter9]

I thought until yesterday that no one could do more damage to Trump than Trump. Then the Obamas spoke.

[@murasaki848]

I'm surprised nobody's mentioning that Obama's hand movements weren't just to illustrate the question of size, but also a lampoon of the hand motions Trump makes constantly when he's making a speech. A joke of multiple levels, that apparently according to his speechwriters he insisted be left in not telling them about his idea for a visual component (one of the writers was interviewed on The Bulwark). Bravo, President Obama, bravo. 👏

[@istdochallesegal3427]

​@@murasaki848 Accordion hands!

[@gustavodeugarte9460]

Excellent Speakers...Orators...Trump could learn some new presidential vocabulary..or is it too late.?

[@istdochallesegal3427]

@@gustavodeugarte9460 how about ANY presidential vocabulary?!?

[@Hyde_Hill]

Walz has also been killing it.

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

Suburban women love Doug, Doug proudly supports his wife. He’s been a model of support and integrity throughout this process.

[@kdrcolac4360]

So has his ex- wife, Kerstin.

[@Tamizushi]

I thought he was endearingly awkward in this segment. Not a bad vibe.

[@sharbear4248]

💯!!! He’s a dream!

[@coffe4meplz]

I read the first line to the tune of "Feminist women love Eminem"

[@EVILOLIVE341]

I like Doug

[@d4mephisto]

"show us the girth certificate" LOL Ronny delivered it so perfectly, that line

[@JeremiahAnderson-y3v]

Obama Sun Rising from the West. This man is nothing like who you think he is.

[@waytoobiased]

I was crying and suffocating with laughter that entire segment

[@scipioafricanus5871]

But will it be the long form or the short form?

[@highroller-jq3ix]

That was a masterful line.

[@MrFuzzyGreen]

I laughed out loud on the train

[@Ron-Ayres]

"Show us the girth certificate" is an absolute _peach_ of a line! Bravo! 🏆

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

Genius! To both of you!

[@user-rq7hv6lf8c]

If Trump really wasn't born in Russia, then he certainly aims to spend his final days there.

[@Nothinglefttosay]

That needs to be on a billboard 😂

[@Ron-Ayres]

@@Nothinglefttosay It really does! Right opposite the entrance to *Mar-a-Lago!* 🤣

[@nikolai1326]

I was eating something and freaking choked when he said that

[@dennisw64]

Nothing bothers Don-Old Trump more than being reminded about his tiny "Crowds"...

[@galens2543]

🤏

[@thesuncollective1475]

Don't forget Micro Johnson 😅

[@austriasalzburg]

And the small hands..

[@lucasvore9989]

One-old Chump* 🤣 in 2016, it was '"P***y-grabbin ' Chump"😁 Ronny Chieng is right. It's so easy with him. I was so hoping Biden was going to fake stumble over his name again and use Chump, when he called him Donald Dump in the one speech.

[@Itiswhatitis638]

I still remember that ruthless Family Guy episode of his tiny hands..

[@zenobia10127]

As an Illinoisan, I was deeply hurt by Desi Lydic's comments about our imprisoned governors and serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She COMPLETELY ignored the fact that we are also the home of one of the country's first serial killers, H.H. Holmes! The utter disrespect!

[@jarrettkerbel3221]

LOL. FTW

[@user-kk8bp4co1j]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@foulmouthjapanese6316]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremysmith9694]

Yep you really have some trash people coming from that state.

[@cc1k435]

Illinois just shines too brightly at times. 😂

[@birbluv9595]

The Daily Show has been killing it lately. I think their joy is coming out in genius comedy.

[@sadepennbrook]

There’s that word again. Joy. Look, I like the Walz, but that word is severely antiquated. Just weird in itself.

[@tzadik.]

Theyre pandering to the democratic glazers. You are one of them

[@JaeohnEspheras]

Nah, I think it is the new format of rotating host. They feel much more cohesive, like a team of comedian giving their best for us, ala monty python. Its refreshing, they should keep it up instead of a regular host. Less pressure for one and let everyone shine.

[@isocarboxazid]

@@sadepennbrook Joy is antiquated? Jesus, what a sad life a person who says that must live. Don't let anybody steal your joy, people.

[@jakelionlight3936]

12:34 - comparing Mr. Trumps assassinatio n attempt to Mr. Obama's joke about crowd size being a lethal attack; that attack did k ill someone and you just made a joke about it and on Jan 6 ashl i babbi t was also gunne d down and people made fun of her. Their is a reason the DNC needs ID to get in and a 12 foot fence...around the entire event. They think some wacko will do the same to them.

[@Kristine_202]

Lil Jon did 25 episodes of "The Apprentice" with Trump. (He was on two different seasons and finished in the top 5 both times.) A few years ago, Trump claimed he didn't know who Lil Jon was. I bet he remembers him now. 🤣

[@VinceValentine]

Trump's brain is very limited in functionality. He only remembers people who are currently doing things he cares about. And he is only capable of two emotions, love and hate. If he doesn't love you, he must hate you.

[@user-ul6hx4nl9u]

How I miss listening to Barack and Michelle Obama speaking! Clear, thoughtful, with just the right amount of snark. Loved when he said, "Don't boo; vote!"

[@johnnieccrn6187]

Don't stand back, Don't stand by VOTE

[@jacquelinehenriquez9652]

@@user-ul6hx4nl9u And we all remember the correct response. VOTE! I learned some things I'll never forget , that continue to serve me from the Obama's. I'm a fan of Presidents booklists. Books they read and the people they studied while in school that they catalogue in their autobiographies. Amazing

[@AA-bn3pm]

Vote for what ? What has government ever done for you besides take ?

[@artinu]

I'm from other side of the planet and even I miss them.

[@straighttalk2069]

Michelle was on fire, I've never heard her speak so powerfully, I was impressed.

[@ttf4now]

Obama is an excellent orator. One of the best. So, when he says he doesn’t want to follow Michelle’s speech, THAT is the epitome of a respectful husband and partner. Much love to both. ❤️💙❤️

[@tcdan-c2m]

Michelle roasted Trump more than a roasted chicken!!! 🔥

[@jonathanpatch5281]

He wasn't wrong.

[@Goljordan]

It’s hard to say whose speech was better. Michelle was incredible.

[@m.s.u.footballboosterclubt6025]

@@jonathanpatch5281that part

[@gilhoi]

Pathetic

[@tammy661]

Whoever came up with “GIRTH CERTIFICATE” deserves an award!

[@johnnyhunter]

Yeah that was A+

[@MichelleBlue-vp1yo]

😅😅😅😅

[@MikeW_is_entertained]

And micro aggression

[@joycesmith4825]

That's the one that tickled me 😂😂😂😂😂 💯% !!!!!!!!

[@thejustin3269]

I would be priceless to see Trump address the girther movement, but I don't think he could handle himself very well - I mean, small objects are really hard to handle.

[@maryk1668]

That Michigan vote cast was hysterical! They were proud to cast for Kamala and truly enjoyed the moment even while flubbing lines. Loved it!

[@ArksCovenant]

Did Faux News and Newsmax make a big deal out of it yet? 😆

[@SiriusLee_Speaking]

​@@ArksCovenantprolly 🙄

[@joshk.6246]

Obama nailed that line and delivery so perfectly. He's the GOAT.

[@tpham7632]

The goat that bombed Libya and left it in a terrible state , and then received a nobel peace prize. What a farce😊

[@oliviayoung8040]

He had me ballin. Just beautiful.

[@FG-dw9cf]

Exquisite

[@Hello-Stoiko]

I am willing to admit that I rewatched that particular scene several times and just smiled so much

[@mdemers767]

You have to admit, the guy makes dunking on Trump just look effortless.

[@Maximusprime24]

Obama's comedic timing is impeccable for a politician.

[@xx765]

And the way he gives a speech in general. It's like Michael Jordan with a basketball.

[@elaineisabelle427]

Spot on

[@ravallewindowcleaningservi9421]

His comedic timing is spot on for a .......comedian......he can Mic drop like no other

[@TheJamandberries]

🍄🍄🍄🍄

[@biff64gc]

The way he glanced down at his hands and acted surprised was icing on the cake. Perfect delivery.

[@shazamshazamshazam696]

Obama's hand gesture may be the most re-watched event of the entire convention, I keep looking at it and laugh every time.

[@Ron-Ayres]

It's the very slight double-take. Sublime.

[@shannonflahertycardo1163]

SAME!!!

[@uprightaardvark]

Man as a DoD contractor I miss having that man as the front man and defacto boss. US people may not understand the significance but if you have family in fashion and textiles, and have to interact with those in the high fashion world, what the Obamas brought to the table was a a style and fashion sense that allowed us to just give France and Italy the ole side eye of "you can lie to your friends but you ain't lying to us," and they would slink away in shame. When trump came into office, I understood the change and decided to live out my days as now a subterranean mole person. I work, I eat, I burrow, zero interaction means zero embarrassment, such is simple life of mole person.

[@Jakob_DK]

The waving hands as if t was playing an accordion

[@Ron-Ayres]

@@Jakob_DK I think Cassetteboy (or someone like him) made a compilation of Trump speech clips including one where he overlaid footage of an accordion and associated out-of-tune music. 😬

[@judithharper6731]

First time I have ever cared about a DNC convention. So exciting and motivating. VOTE VOTE VOTE!

[@lorifurey5963]

💙💙

[@maxhayashi4078]

I as a foreigner, never listened to the U.S. Conventions... But, this time I'm very interested and very glad how things are going on.

[@Chris-g9i]

Hahaha. Girth certificate and micro aggression are pure genius lines! Give Ronny and his writers a raise!

[@closethockeyfan5284]

The dab put it over the top for me😂

[@NoelStalker]

I know this had me laughing out loud

[@jlighter1]

Girth certificate was great, but “the wall’s not the only thing he can’t get up” felt like a better second than micro aggression since it hits on policy, too 😛

[@jimmyboard]

I love this format where everyone gets to host this show. Everyone is really hitting their strides. It's fun to watch.

[@hazeldavis3176]

I like how the variety keeps it feeling fresh. Didn't think I would like the rotational thing but now I'm totally into it.

[@ninongfons]

Everyone has been stepping up. Really great work!

[@uwcb1]

@@hazeldavis3176same

[@zogar8526]

My only complaint is I would have loved to see Roy in the rotation. But I get it.

[@Heather-vg2tq]

I’m thinking it Jon tonight.

[@fictionfisher7869]

My wife legit cried during this moment. She said it just felt nice to be happy again.

[@RileEren]

Why why

[@cwink9798]

You mean she hasn’t been happy last 3 and half years under Harris/Biden… and I went with Harris first cuz we all know Biden was a puppet

[@nipponsuxs]

Because Trump is like a black hole that's absorbs all hope happiness decency and morality ​@@RileEren

[@alebienestar]

Aaaaaawe!! I can imagine, it does feel great to have more joy & happiness...Group huuuuuuug!!

[@AriessunvirgomoonlightLibraise]

I did also ,I represent CALIFORNIA 💯🫵🫶💪

[@Martial-Mat]

"That's the second time this summer the secret service has failed to protect Trump from a lethal attack!" 😂😂😂

[@cynthiavaughn2190]

😂😂😂

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

Give the New Mexico Governor a pass, she has been a warrior for women among our red state neighbors.

[@urkiddingme6254]

Much love from Colorado -- your blue ally to the north. We gotta stick together!

[@grizzyloves]

She gets a pass! 🔥😅

[@divi2747]

Love Michelle, both Lujan Grisham and Obama!

[@Conejitoperverso]

All our neighbors have to come to New Mexico to get reproductive freedom. Fun fact New Mexico has no limitations for abortion. People that need late pregnancy abortions come here to get help. Also parental consent is not necessary if you can consent you can get an abortion in NM

[@kerriebarney5823]

New Mexican here. Michelle Lujan Grisham is AWESOME and one of my personal heroines. Sadly this speech didn't showcase her true brilliance.

[@Shea5793]

Obama:" Here is a 78-year-old billionaire who has not stopped whining about his problems since he rode down his golden escalator nine years ago. There's the childish nicknames, the crazy conspiracy theories, this weird obsession with crowd sizes." The crowd knew exactly what Obama meant about size. I love it.

[@philiptom2799]

the way he brought his hands together and then he looked down at them. Every time Trump utters "Barrack HUSSEIN Obama" as a dig, everyone will be envisioning Obama with his hand close together...looking down at them...."SHOW ME YOUR GIRTH CERTIFICATE!!"

[@austriasalzburg]

The Obamas suffered enough with Trumps childish insults and lies.

[@williamhorton435]

😊p😊😊9th p​@@austriasalzburg

[@Verifyourage]

Obsession with sizes🎉

[@tw4134]

I thought Obama was looking at his hands to poke fun at Trump’s accordion motion. 😄

[@jeremiahsekyi]

Ronny Chieng killed it😂.

[@Omegeddon]

Girth certificate is underrated

[@jeremiahsekyi]

@@Omegeddon Right??😂😂😂

[@surfsidesips5172]

Best yet!

[@Tiadaghton37]

Yeah, I love him!😘

[@pattiwhite9575]

He was icing on the cake

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

Boy, the Big O still brings tears to my eyes. Im not crying... it's joy

[@jessragan6714]

Big-O! Showtime!

[@user-bv1ro5sc1i]

Finally, the Daily Show is returning, returned to their former greatness. Stewart, Klepper, Cheing and Desi Lydic are fantastic.

[@SlamDoug]

Agreed

[@karld884]

True.. and don't forget Ronnie Chieng.

[@christine4109]

Kosta too!

[@walterbo7687]

Actually... all of them are great!! Hard to pick one

[@michaeln3044]

@@walterbo7687harder than finding trump’s…crowds. 😂

[@martham2930]

Pres Barack Obama is the gift that keeps on giving. Ronnie Chieng - en fuego! ;)

[@nstark1066]

Trump cries when the tables are turned, when he is NOT the only one who can hurl insults..the distinction is the Dems use truth, not lies, to spark humor.

[@CortexNewsService]

Plus, they can actually be funny.

[@TiberiusXVI]

Exactly. People have testified about his micropenis.

[@greazymcgeezy]

They use lies to tell you that your candidate is fine, healthy, and mentally acute. You saw their lies at the debate, when Joe just had no go. You heard their lies after that it was just a bad night. That he’s fine, he’s still great and everyone stood behind him. You saw the split, the lower Dems voiced concern and the top Dems voiced support (in public, lies). You saw the top Dems lies again come in when they forced him out, and TOLD YOU who your candidate is; The one that polled in the low thirties among Dems until you were instructed otherwise. The entire time the MSM echoed their lines (lies) for them. Here you are, wiping more blue goo from your chin. As an independent, I really have lost all respect for Dems. I’ve voted for them in the past for certain roles, but I can’t see it happening again anytime soon, completely pathetic.

[@dfuher968]

Classic bully boy. Talks tough with his muscle around him, shrinks into the weak, pathetic creature he is, when confronted. Dont even have to hurl insults at him, just the plain truth is devastating to his fragile ego.

[@mdemers767]

@@CortexNewsService - I've heard conservatives try to be funny. It typically fails pretty hard. Grievance, misogyny, sexism, and victimhood tend to fall pretty flat. Occasionally they can land a zinger.

[@robinloveman4251]

I thought Doug Emhoff's speech was great, including his story about calling her for a date. And how she makes him listen to it every year.

[@mouthylittleheifer3057]

They need to give a serious raise to whoever wrote Ronny Chieng's jokes. That was brilliant! Also, give one to Chieng for his spot on delivery.

[@xzillione]

i think he should really just take over the show full time honestly

[@coromur]

Guarantee it was Josh.

[@christopherrobinson3290]

Wow he’s on 🔥 😂😂😂

[@viclange3826]

That dab

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

ronny is the funniest

[@olivergregory5093]

I loved Doug's speech! I don't think I've ever heard a politician's spouse who was that in love with them. I think it's great to embrace and speak openly about their healthy, happy blended family.

[@tcdan-c2m]

Well there is the Obamas.

[@kanesanders6669]

Compared to Melania who reacts with disgust like she’s just touched a snail every time Trump tries to grab her hand for the camera.

[@ceciliai.ogwude2845]

We all love Dougie. This is all for laughs

[@kfeldinAZ]

The Obamas are like super heroes. They are amazing! Miss them.

[@ciarley1]

Not heroes in the middle east though

[@adamt.5649]

What's incredible to me is the crowd was so loud it drowned out a microphoned yelling 'Lil John...this is the most electrifying and much needed energy into politics. Thank you Joe for paving the way and what a chess play to save that for the last lap when the attention is the most intense. Brilliant.

[@scarletspidernz]

Honest they should just keep this rotation going. Gives all the senior crew to show their hosting skills while also doing the correspondent skills. Killing it on both fronts they are.

[@GhostifiedGhoulishness]

I agree. I think Kosta, Lydic and Klepper are just great hosts. I think TDS could just straight up mix it up even if Jon Jon leaves to go back to saving animals on his farm after the election. This whole Tag Team at TDS is just killing it night after night.

[@sailincat2822]

I totally agree! Keep rotating top level comedians as hosts. That keeps things interesting and gives the stars some breathing room between performances. Considering these late night comedy shows are a highly creditable source of news commentary, I feel it's better to hear multiple viewpoints from the anchor desk.

[@user-tu4rn8ui9u]

I literally have watched the DNC roll call three times. It is so much fun! Never in my life did I ever think that would even be possible.

[@mestrinimaster3602]

Learning from Europe's Eurovision 😂

[@KraXoom]

I’ve been watching the DNCs since 2008 which I was eligible to vote for my first presidential election that year. Never have I been this moved and exited (except when Hilary casted her vote for Obama which I legit balled my eyes out). This is the greatest DNC I’ve ever watched and I hope they stick to this format. It was quite literally a concert and had that entire stadium lit!

[@MrM1729]

You need a life. 😂

[@maryhales4595]

Right?? I never thought the *roll call* would be so lit 😂😂

[@meganbyrne2138]

It’s my new go to “playlist” on my commute. Pure joy!! 💃 🎶

[@gabriellevitale4670]

My algorithm never showed me a single RNC clip. Thank you for that.

[@ew346]

Mine did maybe because I am in Georgia had the nerve to say our VP put felons on the streets like the republicans party didn’t put their felon on the streets. To funny vote 💙

[@sadepennbrook]

That actually worries me. I’m in the mindset of always knowing where and what your enemies are doing or saying. I don’t want to go digging for it because I don’t want my home page riddled with it. But a few automated recommendations here and there wouldn’t hurt.

[@ladonnawashington1643]

Same. Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

[@brockfrazier9533]

The big tech companies with the algorithms back the democrat party. Avoid unwanted noise. Vote accordingly. :)

[@TheClairemyst]

IKR? I was thinking I was very Blessed. Thanks Algorithms

[@emb5048]

Im sorry. Doug Emhoff was just too humble & charming. And Chuck Schumer was everybody’s New York Italian Jewish Grandpa.

[@souhilabouchareb9386]

Barack and Michelle OBAMA : Power couple & Class act. "Turn down for what" by 🇫🇷 DJ SNAKE feat. Lil Jon, great choice Georgia. 💙🇺🇲

[@zynathera8140]

Nailed it. Exactly the sort of family the family value party should love.

[@verbalkint5781]

No - I voted for President Obama and have great respect for what this couple did for our nation, but his speech at the convention channeled a lot of Tim Walz content. He didn't talk like that when he was stumping the first time. And I don't say that for racial reasons, etc. but Tim Walz just lays it out and he and the Vice President are the power couple - talking plainly - actually planning on making things happen this upcoming 4 years vs. in the past. Until Tim Walz was added, ALL of the Democratic party was hovering quietly in the background. I'm glad they are stepping up now, but let's give credit where credit is due.

[@courtneyt5237]

Yessss I love the obamas 💙🌊

[@user-yo3vt7ft1p]

Indeed !

[@truthtorpedo4068]

​@@verbalkint5781 Your name must be verbal, cuz u love to talk. Well written and unnecessary. President Obama is an EXCELLENT orator who rocks EVERY speech! Tim Walz is also and EXCELLENT speaker... & all the powerful Dems were hovering in the background, cuz they had to gauge the temperature. It's called a campaign and it requires actually STRATEGY.

[@stacythomas5072]

The Obamas are impossible to "beat" when it comes to speech making. Black job and crowd size were just the icing on the cake to amazing speeches. Doug was charming and I love how much he loves his wife. Schumer, eh? Jordan and Ronnie are as always fantastic.

[@anniehuckerby9281]

But Chuck makes me smile like attending a wedding 😂

[@TurtleLover69527]

The Obamas upstaged everyone on day 2 and 3, they were absolute fire

[@stephanies2239]

Schumer was dazzling you with his dance moves

[@mbalatincz7053]

This may have been the best four weeks in the last 8 years

[@laurenreinhold7266]

August has definitely been the vibe

[@angelgarza7437]

I hate the bar is this low

[@marinamagic6394]

💯 I am so grateful they're bringing the joy back.

[@marcovargas4483]

@@angelgarza7437 Oh, stop. We're having fun. It's been a long 8 years.

[@johns6177]

dougs speech was actually my favorite. he is funny chill and genuine.

[@eaglesbaby4233]

It's not just the insult Obama made. It's how masterfully he did it. When he looks down at his hands like he didnt realize what he's doing. Just perfection.

[@davidbusen545]

​@@JB-pu8ik Looked like about 3 in to me.

[@GraceDavis-sp1ey]

​@@davidbusen545😂😂😂

[@irag34]

Apparently his speech writer recommended to strike the joke off the speech and kept removing it from the speech but Obama kept putting it back.

[@Troll-hj8gu]

Exquisitely executed tiny trump accordion

[@langtoun8235]

He knew what he was doing, nice reference to Trump’s mushroom 😂😂😂

[@IanMcGarrett]

Doug Emhoff's story was actually quite charming.

[@jhatchett7101]

Especially knowing his ex wife made the visual. ❤

[@kathleenaustin327]

I would love to hear that voice mail from Kamala!😂🥰💙

[@janiehill4256]

I liked that too! So NORMAL.

[@victoriabaker4400]

Yes it was, and the audience really responded to it ultimately.

[@krisshnapeswanipeswani3190]

That's private stuff. This stuf could include you know some stuff. Normal but we really don't want to know​@@kathleenaustin327

[@anarchyneverdies3567]

Illinoisan here! I couldn't approve more highly of Desi's little history lesson on Illinois 😂😂😂😂

[@anna-fleurfarnsworth104]

How do you pronounce Illinoisan?

[@aprilblossoms4]

Maybe President Obama should be guest host on the show. He was brilliant.

[@BrewCityChaser]

The folks who make this show possible deserve all the Emmy awards.

[@catherinegilbert8360]

I don’t know why I cry every time the Obama’ speak. They are so charismatic and inspiring.

[@hortonp1000]

It’s easy to understand. The state of our country, political polarization, and hate, their words show hope at a time when it seems low. It’s time to bring Americans together again. I do believe Harris shares their message.

[@marygoround1292]

Some people just have that magic

[@Shadinsb]

Unresolved trauma.

[@BloopBe3p]

I cried, laughed, danced, and felt hope, throughout the past few days. But man, Michelle Obama has changed my perspective as an American. That was truly the best speech I’ve ever personally seen. I don’t know much about Barack or Michelle Obama, because I was in middle school when they were in office… but both of their speeches were amazing 🩵 💛

[@boredboardgamerkramer3838]

If Michelle is never our President - and it's her intention that she never will be - it will be a huge loss for the nation and the world.

[@QueeneAllie]

I miss Obama so much. He's such a wonderful speaker.

[@user-eo8xb6fh1d]

Only thing about Obama is he would always sound like he was campaigning n didn’t do much but talk a great game ???? I wish he got his agenda across he is a smart cool man the opposite of Biff the human wrecking ball

[@ellenfoster9764]

I truly think he is one of the greatest humans ever!

[@PeaceNotPerfextion]

@@user-eo8xb6fh1dHe was elected twice; apparently his “sound” is effective…

[@oldskoolfattieg]

The daily show has been absolutely killing it lately.

[@BillboBaggins]

Trump will be remembered as Americas skid mark.

[@elisepentz1063]

YES!

[@casbot71]

No one born before 2000 will ever win a generational argument with someone born after 2000 ever again. _"Yeah, well you lot voted in Trump."_

[@jimako6]

So true 👍

[@user-yo3vt7ft1p]

Absolutely !

[@howardgriego2272]

😂😂😂😂

[@LordAzrael707]

Honestly though, it's not fair to compare anyone to the Obamas when it comes to oration. They're the master class.

[@manarmsgaming9223]

LOVE the crowd for rolling w/ the Desi Lydic bit!! Top tier fans right there

[@johnevans9751]

Desi Lydic: National treasure

[@charlielukasavage7560]

"girth certificate" might be on e of the best puns I've heard in a very long time

[@FutureCommentary1]

That "crowd size" delivery was so unexpectedly funny.

[@jklappenbach]

The Doug phone story was GOLD. Not every speech needs to be political black tar.

[@Hello-Stoiko]

It sure doesn’t! I was captivated for the entire speech. I love learning about their journey in finding each other, their blended lives, her love for their kids and family.

[@anniehuckerby9281]

Unlike Trump and Melania They actually Love each other ❤

[@MaryAnderson-x9j]

@@Hello-StoikoAmen. Loved him for how much he conveyed his love and admiration of his wife

[@kananda08]

Thank you I'm going to look for the full video now.

[@tcdan-c2m]

Doug's speech was so heartwarming!! 😊

[@hughjorg4008]

Yesterday KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. Today WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !!

[@theworldsonheroin]

Someone posted their gas prices going down too

[@SayAhh]

​@@theworldsonheroin gas prices always go low around the general election so that candidates from neither side would use it to win support. After the election, they will start gouging again to recoup all the losses...I mean make up for the lower profits

[@dianagross8784]

I don't think she's about price control but knew that putting these companies on notice might actually change their practices... seems it might be working

[@hughjorg4008]

@@theworldsonheroin And also, 1.Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙 2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙 3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually. 4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly. 💙 5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙

[@bkm2797]

thechallengeofnature, Troll! Nothing better to do tonight ehh!

[@matthall8555]

This may be the greatest episode ever. You deserve large growing crowds!!

[@cosmicat320]

This guy sat through tRump rallies trying to make sense of it. Pointing out the obvious. I love Jordan Klepper! I am so glad to see him hosting the Daily show! ☺️💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

[@MaryAnderson-x9j]

Not sure how you managed that feat. I get nauseous even hearing Drump’s voice

[@lurx2024]

Stormy Daniels can attest that Trump's "crowd size" is miniscule.

[@austriasalzburg]

🤏

[@alexmartinez5859]

As the Spanish speaking “illegals” Trump so obviously derides while they observe through the fence he calls a “wall” would say, “un pene pequeño.”

[@lilyt18]

🍄 🤢

[@TheRealYTIAN]

And we know it doesnt last Till the end

[@OmertaVII]

We could assume now she ruined Toad from mariokart for me 😂😂😂

[@dnebster]

Girth Certificate, micro aggression, then that Ronny dab had my sides hurting 🤣

[@dremetlock1635]

I know right... perfect delivery 😂😂😂

[@Dethrey_]

Jordan Klepper is one of the best journalist and comedians on the planet. Brilliant work from the team of writers and delivery in prose satire. Well done 👏🏾

[@daletheriault9956]

From Canada🇨🇦...Love our Democrats! Thank you for keeping Trump away!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@SarahNGeti]

We won't let him ruin our democracy! He's toast! ❤😊

[@annbogden2847]

Thank you to you and Canada

[@mickywhaley1382]

Lmbo sorry , but we are deporting him after he loses 😅 So you'll put up a border fence or block the runways at your airport 🛫 . Haha 😄 Pootin isn't going to take him . Poor t , will see his best friend pootin never really love him .❤

[@chezmoi42]

@@mickywhaley1382 Wait, I thought he said he was going to Venezuela if he loses? That's what he told Elon.

[@daletheriault9956]

@@mickywhaley1382 why so much hate?😁 Please don't ship him here!!! 😅😂😅

[@Rob-pb7ed]

The Daily Show absolutely killed this one

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Broke my heart to hear the Obamas speak. To hear great political oration again, the beautiful language, the emotional delivery, the intelligence behind it all...brought to mind an old literary quote: "The past is a different country: they do things differently there." Thanks, Obamas, for the reminder that we once were great.

[@jenawagner6475]

I was thinking the same thing. I feel inspired, hopeful and pride after hearing the Obamas give a speech. I feel nauseated, disgusted, and frustrated after hearing Trump talk. I felt ashamed to be an American while he was President. The thought of possibly being stuck with Trump as President again truly gives me anxiety. I don't want to go back to that.

[@amarbyrd2520]

We will be again! #VoteBlue 💙💙

[@user-dk4ph5wj5b]

Hey, let's not diss what Biden has accomplished. He had to come in during the heart of the pandemic, and steer us through. We have barely begun to reap the benefits of the infrastructure bill. My 401K has more than regained what it lost during the final year of Drumpf. And, he had to regain the trust and respect of our foreign allies.

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

@@user-dk4ph5wj5b - Oh, absolutely! Biden pulled us out of the morass that Trump left us in, and I would have been happy with 4 more years, except that whether or not he still maintained the strength and capacity to carry on for another four years, he could no longer project that image to voters, and that alone would likely have given Trump the election. Joe Biden served his (and our) country well for an entire lifetime, and I believe he can claim his term as President of the United States as the crowning jewel of a life of service. THANK YOU, JOE!

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

@@user-dk4ph5wj5b - I think I replied to you elsewhere on this same issue (or else my comment went astray and is floating aimlessly somewhere in cyberspace) but I'll say it again - I in no way dissed or intended to diss Joe Biden (didn't even mention him!) and I am 💯with you on your comment. Like Obama, Biden walked into a mess created by a prior administration, and like Obama (with Joe as his VP), Biden hit the ground running and took care of business. Trump's mad because it's looking more and more like he's not going to be able to roll in and claim credit for yet another economy brought back from the brink of a republican administration. THANK YOU, JOE! 😘

[@thomasr7129]

Desi delivers. Goodness gracious me, her delivery is 100%. Still laughing. And Klepper as host is rock solid. And Ronny? He is a class of his own. You never really know what he'll say, but you know it will be funny. All the best to everyone in TDS, writers, other staff and support making it possible for those in front to shine. Thank you!

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

Michigan was cute! The DNC is smile inducing, it’s incredible how the momentum shifted.

[@victoria856]

I couldn't believe they didn't practice.

[@cindyneff6499]

I thought so, too! It was so human and NORMAL!

[@catherinec2967]

Me too 💙

[@scottnierling53]

Ronny is masterful, in fact, a genius. He brings it every night!

[@k.mccandies1505]

Whenever Lil Jon says "turn down for what", I get happy chills 😄!!!

[@ERAforALL]

On the Obama burn: “That’s the second time the Secret Service has failed to protect Trump from a lethal attack.” Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee when I heard that line! 😂🤣

[@urkiddingme6254]

Don't listen to Jordan, Doug. We loved you last night!

[@gretchendodson1374]

Doug’s “Doug-ish-ness” is what makes him great!

[@NadynemAlamo]

Yes, we did. You are a great guy & u did what you were supposed to do, introduce her as a caring loving woman with COJONES. Not fair to compare u with Michelle, she has gotten better with the years & the continued disrespect from the Republicans. For me, though, the best part was when Michelle introduced Barack as the "love of my life".

[@andercoyote4170]

He was great!

[@lilyt18]

👏🏽💙🌊

[@itsbigcliff5178]

It was all in fun...he loves Doug 's Douginess

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Anyone else miss The Opposition with Jordan Klepper? I Loved that show. 🙇🏿‍♂️

[@rileycorrigan5593]

Same

[@kelseygraham9050]

Yes!!

[@sweetrain50]

I did too!! The Daily Show was a perfect lead-in for it!!

[@Praetor_Fenix420]

The Daily Show coverage of the DNC is next level!

[@chudlightthepianocurl7136]

"MICHIGAN!! YOU EMBARASSED US IN FRONT OF ILLINOIS!!!" As a Michigander, I feel that!

[@swhertzberg]

I loved Doug's speech! He's so relatable and adorable. I bet he and Walz get along great!

[@sailincat2822]

They'll be barbecuing on the White House lawn while telling each other 'dad' jokes.

[@junawallace7315]

​@@sailincat2822in socks and sandals and Hawaiian shirts if they are anything like my dad ❤

[@ErnestoRenteria7]

“Girth certificate” is a banger of a joke 😂

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I shook the building 😂

[@delta5297]

Democrats could go 20 times lower than they are now and still never match the depravity of the GOP.

[@bryanmack5410]

So happy to see Jordan praised by a crowd. We need that man more than ever right now.

[@ThePinkapron]

I was in the audience and can confirm he got SO much love. The producers didn't really have to do much coaxing to get people enthusiastic. We also had extra time so he was taking questions from the audience which was really fun. His family was also in attendance which we learned during the pre-show comic warmup which was fun. :-) They were seated in the nose bleeds and it was so pure.

[@bryanmack5410]

@@ThePinkapron super-sweet!

[@kellyb9287]

I went to one of his shows.. we gave him A LOT of well deserved love!

[@Scorkey333]

So much fun when Desi Lydic embraces her role as a force for chaos!

[@drexrew]

Doug Emhoff's story of their first date was actually very charming.

[@misterbennnn]

"Show us the girth certificate" nearly made me spit out my drink 😂😂😂

[@UnknownChocolatiering]

Ronny Chieng's stand up set was fantastic.

[@solesoulsorrow]

"You embarrassed us in front of Illinois!" 😆

[@mdemers767]

That last exchange with Ronny Chieng was the best part of this whole bit.

[@ecamp6360]

"...girth certificate...micro-agression..." pricelessa

[@elvinn9434]

😂😂😂

[@bigezdrums62]

Dam, that was Brutal!

[@the_luggage]

Are you Canadian, a?

[@sunitacoviello]

The look on Obama's face at 12:46 was priceless!

[@donvalentinoproductions78]

Jordan Klepper is an American National Treasure! protect this man at all cost

[@AviRose16]

100%%%%%%

[@trueheart1372]

Dont use the same team that proteched trump its a conflict of interest

[@MK384]

The DNC convention made the GOP convention look like the age of dinosaurs with Kid Rocks performance.

[@magnumdorkus4222]

More like Kick Rocks performances, amiright? 😂

[@MK384]

@@magnumdorkus4222 lol

[@jenniferziegenfuss3719]

More like bingo night at the hospice care center.

[@losr98]

All the MAGA grifters are seething online😂 We know they're jealous their convention looked like a funeral

[@Yoyomamafat]

@@magnumdorkus4222I like the cut of your jib, dork

[@michaelelliott1212]

Love and respect to Jordan Klepper. Salute!

[@Grace1957-]

A little Jordan and Desi and my day is complete.

[@mayflowerkid4422]

We need more Klepper!!!

[@maarten7]

P-A-R-T-Y 🎉🎉🍾🥳

[@aramos_1526]

I got to attend tonight's taping and had a blast! Great episode of the Daily Show and shout out to Jordan's parents for continuing to be so supportive to Jordan!

[@addemup]

Lucky!

[@bkm2797]

They have every right to be proud!

[@Denidrakes69]

Gosh, traffic in Chicago must be insane right now. From Australia, it seems that every major venue is bursting at the seams!

[@bonniea8189]

Awww that's sweet to hear!

[@elliotbrent]

President Obama the best ever 💯 Vote ever! Vote Blue 💙💙 💙💙

[@robguttridge6591]

I feel for the poor Invisaline guy.

[@ItsDannyRobbins]

Of all the people to catch for 2 seconds at exactly the wrong time. Unfortunate. 😂

[@billymadison8574]

Nah. A guy confident enough to pop his Invisalign in like that is smashing in every city. He prolly feels bad for us 👌

[@Timlagor]

I want to hear that he works for them

[@hazeldavis3176]

tbh his teeth looked great- he should get a sponsorship outta this

[@SlamDoug]

Dude and getting it picked up on TDS is hilarious

[@DarthKieduss]

3:03 As a Georgia voter, i love it that Lil Jon stole the show 😂😂😂😂

[@NOM-X]

Obama was the best President so far in my 50 years/ 3 combat tours, (he (my old boss) brought us home), took care of us wounded warriors, etc.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

💚🇺🇲💚

[@diyac9554]

Thank you for your service!! We as a nation have to take better care of our military and veterans!!

[@TSOrr]

I served under Obama, voted for him twice. I miss him in office.

[@Zarastro54]

Jordan is one of the most consistently funny hosts outside Jon on the Daily Show roster.

[@strueth81]

Jordan Klepper is the best! 😂😂😂

[@AriessunvirgomoonlightLibraise]

Why did this go over my head 😂 SoCal raised me LONG BEACH CALIFORNIA REPRESENTING 💯🫵💪🫶

[@MikeBurke]

+ 1 for Desi, +1 for Jordan, +1 for Michigan!

[@tygiovanni5314]

+2 for Ronie 😁

[@lifewuzonceezr]

20!! ​@@tygiovanni5314

[@Danstarla]

Granted he is no Obama but Doug was adorable and his speech was great.

[@gethypnotherapy]

Chuck Schumer looks absolutely ADORABLE with his little dance, why would anyone throw shade on that adoreableness???

[@please-wake-up-now]

This was such a fun recap! 😂 I love how Obama can throw shade and still come off as classy. His vibe is just on another level! And Lil Jon in the roll call? That must've been wild! Hope they keep this energy for the next night! 🙌✨

[@lexdunn4160]

I love the new Daily Show. Terrific rotating hosts, excellent supporting cast, and really sharp writing. Hippest show on air right now.