Cringiest Moments In Real Life!!

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[@bdyog_2464]

How can Austin's laugh sound like a 62 year old lady who owns 40 cats but on the other hand his screaming sounds like seven demonic voices from hell at once

[@gliocchiali6075]

That's how 62 yo grandmas scream, there it is, explained.

[@bdyog_2464]

@Chris Bailey roasted?

[@metal_head_zero]

BDYog _ He's barely even laughing tho...

[@thetruenemesis469]

Appearances can be deceiving.

[@TinyTeaKettle]

Jesus I just thought the fucking same thing xD Just without the cats. Damn that laugh...

[@Tunkkis]

"Oh, I really like this jerky, what flavor is it?" "Oh, yeah, that's my special *_boy jerky_* ."

[@Chris_yes]

oh man that story made me like Arnold 'ARGHHHHHhhhhh' out loud . so gross

[@trevorturner104]

Uncle tommy is back and better than ever..

[@M0306D]

B O I J E R K Y

[@xtexaschainsawx]

LMFAO

[@alexandercurtis4427]

What flavor was it? *BOI*

[@alexmanchester4218]

11:50 their friendship is so strong that Jared pulls a hair out of Austin's eyebrow

[@brianjordan3063]

That was cringe for sure.

[@HenryStihl]

@@brianjordan3063 how

[@moody7263]

@@brianjordan3063 how

[@felip_eexd]

@@brianjordan3063 how

[@beefortebrea9386]

@@brianjordan3063 how

[@Commandercolt44]

JARED HELPING OUT HIS BOI DICKEY BY GETTING THE EYELASH OUT OF HIS EYE GIVES ME THE WILLPOWER OF A GREEN LANTERN RING OF HAPPINESS

[@alexandergiandettore]

Never seen Austin laugh that hard and it made me laugh so much harder

[@notavailable453]

I lost it at that point. I was crying with wafers in my mouth

[@harryxiro]

I was laughing so hard I projectile shit-gasmed out of my anus

[@woundedmonk1884]

I saw this vid when it came out but im watching it on the train rn clenching my jaw so hard

[@albertgein3082]

How come somebody hasn't edited this video.. Where dude on the left is just talking about like make it sound like . The whole entire episode was about that dude eating that drunk chick out I can so here it and see it in my mind. Like just edit dines., comments out and then have dude like laugh a Dam HOUR.. plz someone with editing powers

[@NoisyButters]

yalls laughter is so contagious, i am a new fan :D

[@RobbyRhea]

Oh my Lordy Hannah’s here!

[@bukkld5577]

Yooo tf

[@makani3143]

I didn’t expecte butters to be here

[@kingis_dingis8103]

No way. I never would have thought you'd be here

[@Askingaleasna23]

Wonder if she still watches there videos lol

[@axjxaxx605]

When you guys lose your shit laughing . . . its the best. I actually laughed with you, its infectious. Thank you : )

[@greyfishfriend5981]

Agreed

[@AmethystRebellion]

Amen! Got it to 300, I have the shirt from the painting!

[@jacobthornton3261]

I've never seen austin laugh that hard lmao

[@corbinthepieguy0249]

I legit wish this lasted an hour

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Corbin Colvin Same. Or two or three.

[@zoeluna6934]

i could watch this for like two days straight

[@ddevil4980]

I was playing bass in my old band at a show and our singer started throwing up. So i thought i would do the rockstar thing and put my foot on his back and rock out. Instead lost my balance and kicked him in the back, knocking him off the 5 foot tall stage onto his head knocking him out cold... Yup. Great show.

[@darkfoxdreygon5558]

meshuggah life omg Jesus christ

[@kingis_dingis8103]

Oh my God 😂😂

[@pilummurialis6490]

The singer got kicked into the Cloud District

[@bonk404]

😂😂😂

[@davidgarvin1889]

that is metal as hell LOL

[@Josh_Wright]

Austin's laugh gets me more than anything...

[@tyranthxc2333]

Josh_ Wright he’s the only funny thing about this channel and I’m so thankful for it lmao

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

TYRANT HXC Damn throwing shade at Jared

[@skyler5535]

5:45 I have never seen Dickey laugh that hard before

[@Chris_yes]

he has a very good imagination, Dickey, and I can tell he is quite intelligent. Despite the gauges. HAHA! eyebrow lift

[@skepticismscience9352]

He's made me and everyone else laugh harder a million times

[@wolvesrule6608]

Neither have I. Jared's died before, but Austin has never done that. All Dickeydines show fans have laughed like that before, though.

[@RECTALBURRITO]

Imma shit myself watching this, just like the "base shitter"

[@berryb.benson4869]

11:53 a wholesome moment, Jared grabs dust or lint or something of his bro’s face, not even mentioned afterwards, you know he’s looking out for him

[@BlindGuyRiffs]

Holy hell Tony’s comment is about the vocalist of my now old band 😂 that was a sick show with you dudes regardless.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Kenton Smith What band was that?

[@BlindGuyRiffs]

Chris Bailey yep! The band ended last month though. That was a rad show all around also.

[@Skettybag]

Oh fuck......

[@BlindGuyRiffs]

Skettybag it’s cool, I genuinely laughed so hard when I saw that haha.

[@kirstencarlson7603]

It died bc of him

[@dawsonsdiscussions4601]

You guys need to do a compilation video of all the weird names you’ve used in the intro in place of “the Dickey Dines show”

[@Forest_V19]

What's poppin Bimjo?

[@micawber7162]

Sticky Grimes

[@camcrawford9480]

*LISTHONY WEEKTANO HERE*

[@acidrain812]

Fartrell Cluggins

[@mitchinatr7093]

Hingle McCringleberry

[@Chefofdeath793]

LOL that demonetization sign during the trash can eat out story had me dying more than the story

[@lucasbrucas9632]

I'm wearing a Rings of Saturn shirt and had Kombucha for breakfast. I have become the Dickey

[@Dickey7861]

Lucas Brucas I’m so proud 😭😭😭

[@lucasbrucas9632]

@@Dickey7861 Want some Jerky?

[@satan1189]

Embrace the dickey

[@satan1189]

Dickey beware, ive come for scare

[@theodor3391]

I suppose now everyone laughs whenever you say anything 😂👌

[@mynameisrosiex4555]

Why does Austin always manage to make everything 10 times funnier

[@corbinthepieguy0249]

With the mom escorting son in tuxedo story, the more details were given u can see Austin progressively get more shocked😂 I want more of these. Make it a series!!!

[@mugen7342]

11:52 that bromance is really strong. That was incredibly subtle lol

[@zeregaa]

5:24 austin's reaction can cure depression and anxiety

[@ScaryHunter]

11:54 talks about being cute and then helps Austin hahaha

[@Jagger-Tyr_13]

I laughed my ass off because Austin didn't react, like they Do the sort of thing all the time lol.

[@thatoneemoboy6621]

Right? Honestly I lowkey ship it.

[@SchecterIsKING]

​@@thatoneemoboy6621No. Just stop.

[@greyfishfriend5981]

I awed out loud at 11:52 what flavour is it? bOy flAvOUr

[@HehedubK]

The OG Dickey Dines painting. And AH Dickey you scared me

[@davidm5415]

someone please make a compilation of every time jared dies laughing and slams the table with his fist?

[@ThatGuy-wn7mo]

11:53 look at Jared being a true bro

[@coreysmith9497]

i will describe the story as best as i can, ( was late for work and had to type it quickly. Also, this is Corey Smith) so she was going down on me, and she was on her knees, on the bed. a random dude opened the door, and peered inside.( i did not have a name on my door, so he probably thought it was vacant.) i had never seen this dude before, and i had no idea who he was. so when the door opened, i looked behind her, and saw a head. then i heard WTF? so she was embarassed, and i went to investigate. The shower turnd on, and i waited with her for a while. FINALLY after about 30 minutes the shower stops, and i go inside. the look on this dudes face was of pure horror when he saw me come inside. He said "i hope i didn't ruin anything for you" and i just laughed, and now were friends.

[@chaoticneutral1090]

Still don't get it. So he came from the shower door and then went back inside, took a shower to wash off what he had seen? Or he entered the room, said wtf, walked through the room to the shower and showered? Or you're saying the shower isn't even near the room and you just happened upon him later and knew it was him cause of his look?

[@coreysmith9497]

so he opened the door, peered inside, then when he realized what was going on, his first reaction was to walk down the hall, and enter the shower. for whatever reason.

[@boneless9305]

So instead of just walking lit closing door he decided to walk into the bathroom and turn on shower all embarrassed and wait a while?

[@coreysmith9497]

yelyaH smailliW exactly.

[@billekeman5412]

@@boneless9305 I'm guessing the showers are separate from the dorm rooms.

[@theberserkturk6059]

I once knew a guy like the last one. His “best” story was that he was shot in the head, died, but was brought back to life because Death has a crush on him and wanted him to live a full happy life before they were together.

[@earlninoagustin8176]

Let me guess deadpool?

[@theberserkturk6059]

fatty doge fatty fayfty I wish. 😂 nah just some dumbass eager for attention

[@TimLevi]

@@theberserkturk6059 you mean yourself?

[@theberserkturk6059]

Tim Levi No. if you’re implying that I’m making up this person, I promise you I’m not. He was a roommate of mine back when I was going to a trade school called Job Corps in Clearfield, UT. If you don’t believe me, that’s fine. I know I’m telling the truth, and I don’t owe you or anyone any explanations. The only reason I really responded is for that slight chance that you weren’t trying to be an Internet troll, and genuinely asking me (though most likely that isn’t the case). Also, I realize that I said a comment “some dumbass looking for attention” and if your comment was a response to that calling me a dumbass looking for attention, ok.

[@jessegardner33]

@@theberserkturk6059 man it's been a while since I heard about Job Corp

[@Beans-in3ku]

Jared is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

[@joshcheaney7322]

Beans oh

[@unknowngaming1432]

Molasses ass Btw nice Slaughter to Prevail/Alex Terrible pic

[@voiduimrs5148]

Thiccer that a swamp opossum with the mumps

[@patrickwhyte8311]

I love that nonchalant oh you have an eyelash dangleing, let me just get that for you😂 not even say anything about it. Lmao this is why i love you guys! Yall are hillarious😂

[@redheaddrummer5625]

That “rawr” story was one of the most cringiest stories.” I wonder how old they were.

[@Nathanthepleb]

That kickball story made me laugh harder than I have in a while 😂

[@MetallicGaming187]

The dezi story about rawr just god that's just ugh (shudders)

[@MetallicGaming187]

Dude they left me a heart life complete hell ya

[@MetallicGaming187]

I listened to it on my way home and when 17:30 happend i was ready to swerve into oncoming traffic

[@williamramirez4857]

The moment Jared grabbed Austin's eye lash or something from his face, is friendship goals.

[@freakinnuclearfantasy2511]

I havent laughed this hard in a long ass time! I also figured I'd share my cringy story. It was back in elementary school when I was in the bathroom. I was just minding myself doing my own thing (as you should) and I heard someone come into the bathroom (there were multiple stalls). I'll just call this guy Jerry. So Jerry comes into the bathroom and knocks on my stall (as if he didn't know someone was in there). He then tried to open the locked door and after a few attempts he peeps under the stall and just stares at me with my pants down sitting on the toilet. Obviously I was like wtf get out of here, but he proceeded to stare until a female helper at the school (she helped the special ed kids, and he happened to be one of those kids) came into the bathroom and pulled him out of there. Ever since I have a hard time using public restrooms in fear of that happening again...

[@thedevilitself4172]

I love the little Pennywise in the back on the guitar

[@pennywisetheclown1056]

Thanks for noticing me 💖

[@caffeinatedinsanity2324]

Would be even nicer if this guitar was signed "Fletcher Dragge". (FYI, he is the guitarist of a band called, hint hint, Pennywise)

[@j3tt436]

7:43 How to turn your uncle into a cannibal

[@dimebag117]

Damn guy's you almost made me choke to death on the sandwich I was eating talking about the kid who shit his self playing kick ball, I'm fucking crying laughing and choking at the same damn time lollol CLASSIC!!!

[@soliderfromtf2]

Austins reaction to the rawr submission is priceless

[@Maarmalade]

This is the earliest I've been to a video.

[@thatonekidnooneknows7891]

"Boy Jerky" brought to you by new Kratos

[@sarah.sns.sanmiguel9939]

I love how Jared got an eyelash from Austin's face and nothing was said😂

[@KuuYami_]

16:00 That seems like a guy that just wanted to tell a story because it involved him having sex.

[@hufdsnhf]

This video was awesomely hilarious, thank you for improving my mood

[@1MusicsMyLife1]

I keep going back to this just because of Austin's laugh after the "base shitter" story. The story is funny, but Austin's laugh makes it 100 times funnier, and I always laugh as hard as him because of him.

[@slightlybob9680]

I love at 11:50 daddy dines comes out to help out Austin with the troubling eyelash 😂😂😂

[@ginganu1234]

I legit die everytime i watch you guys do this sort of stuff. Thanks for letting me live 15 minutes longer brothers lol

[@tristansheridan1414]

4:35-6:45 honestly brightened my day. A little less depressed. Thank you for causing me to laugh like Austin.

[@miked5094]

Austin laughing has easily just filled me with joy

[@ajgnexus]

i messed up at a band preformance in my freshman year of high school (i started playing 2 measures early), and instead of shrugging it off and playing properly, i said outloud to the audience "HEY THAT WAS ME, THAT WAS MY FAULT". no one laughed, and my friend next to me and my band director were pissed. i still get shivers when i think about it to this day.

[@voodoocustompickups2547]

On my buddy's 21st birthday like 13 years ago, we were on a train in Boston on our way home at like 1am. There was a drunk guy stumbling around and joking with people. About 10 minutes later we hear the conductors intercom come on and the drunk guys voice came on... he broke into the conductors box and was talking over the intercom

[@lynestrotheconqueror5010]

I've seen that whole "getting your mom to ask someone out for you" at my highschool. The most annoying kid in school, still obsessed with Minecraft even tho he's a freshman in high school, has lunch with his mom every day, and he asks her to go ask out this girl for him. She's not even that pretty and honestly rather unintelligent but of course she said no and the mom proceeded to ask "Why not?" Best story from my freshman year by far.

[@hrodulf0342]

19:07 "She shimply turns"

[@wolfcreatedstudios1228]

Watching these drunk is the best thing ever

[@braxtonhamblen6813]

People always say that the later in the night the funnier things get... so I have a feeling that this is recorded at 2 o’clock in the morning just so it looks funnier

[@JoshMuthafuckinP]

17:34 press F to pay respects

[@georgewalker3702]

I once asked someone,"Do you bite my nails?" and I meant to ask him if he bites HIS nails.

[@thedarkknight2424]

Not only Austin and jared but metal heads in general seem like an absolute blast to hang out with you'd never have a boring day I'm really jealous that jared got to see post Malone I would of loved to have been there

[@BonterHames]

Dude when he said rawr Austin was in genuine pain lmao

[@lazerbladebrennerpurdy8314]

Austin dickey, you are truly a real life meme. I love it

[@tearbear4605]

I had a similar experience like the second one me and my friend were walking in the road next to my house and I thought I saw my buddy driving so me and my friend went and jumped in front of the car and turned out it was an old lady in the same looking car

[@toddhendrick8250]

Just watched this for the first time. You guys are great. Austin needs to do some Hard Times writing or some like metal standup/roast thing. So funny. Infectious laugh too during that poop baseball story. Jared is hilarious too, you guys make a great duo

[@PTS_Solairee]

This episode broke me. The dodgeball shitter had me in tears

[@nadavneria7383]

9:58 ( *SPONSORED BY ERNIE BALL* )

[@JoshMuthafuckinP]

Sloppy slurpers and the dunky grunk show... My new band name, Thanks bois

[@tz612712]

"You don't eat a scab and say that was good jerky" That is my favorite out of context quote ever

[@theloudspeaker7195]

Anyone else notice how like genuinely comfortable they are with each other. Its just so natural and it makes their banter so raw and fun to watch.

[@gingerspoon3769]

I work the service desk at a store, and these two kids came in, about 11-12. I thought they were siblings at first. Well, they start kissing as they're walking around and giggling. Not too cringe, but thought it was kinda weird for how young they were. Then they come to check out, and they're just staring at each other the whoooole time. This kid kissed the girl again, and started to get a chub right there. I wanted to puke. Like... ugh. But it doesn't end there. He was buying some headphones that were like $26. I tell him the total, and he gives me a $20. So I repeated the total, he gives me a 5 and says "better?" Then I was like, I need another 1 buddy. He rolls his eyes and gives another 1, and says "good?" So I laugh and say yeah. The girl he was with said "you love your money too much." To which he replies, "you're my money." They start awwing at each other and making out in front of me, all the while the kid is getting more of a chub... God, I can't wait for my new job

[@jdangle]

Ginger Spoon omfg

[@xavierouellet3748]

Sometime we should have the right to kill 😂😂😂😂

[@notedsilence1516]

Plot twist, they were siblings...

[@sidthejovian5105]

😩 Cringe over 9000 😂😭

[@kati-mari5368]

@@notedsilence1516 Sweet home Alabama

[@josephblumenberg6574]

Austin's laugh gives me life

[@alexirose8270]

“what flavour was it?” **BOY FLAVOUR**

[@jacktall4401]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how perfect Austin's hand to table slap was for the fight story

[@funkusmonkey]

I literally lol’d in a quiet library at 3:57

[@Mecha_Neko]

Austin gets ghosted at a dance *OOOOHHH WHATCHA SAAAAYYYY*

[@gaetannault1821]

this would make a great podcast

[@mikaylamarsh635]

you can tell two guys are best friends when one removes an eyelash from the other and he doesn't even flinch, that's some trust right there, I want to have that much trust in someone

[@jamesdelbridge7882]

Austin could easily be a standup comedian

[@piggest8801]

11:51 Jared casually gets something out of Austin's face while taking about bronies

[@forlornforestofficial9086]

Haha scab jerky!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

[@tinagreyfox1625]

Watching this in 2019 and I'm in love.

[@Xenociiddee]

Omg this was so damn hilarious 😂😂😂

[@sleddingbobcats5345]

Someone needs to make a shirt: "Everything revolves around Barbeque"

[@haleywilson520]

You guys are some of the funniest people I have ever seen in my life. But one of the funniest things about your videos is the editing.

[@Seanthekid-ll4fn]

The cringiest things I've done have been follow the wrong person on , and message them sup and the other one was when I confessed to my crush over text and got friend zoned the day after. That's the first time I've ever dealt with rejection, and I got friend zoned on Monday. I'm 15, so yeah, it might seem meaningless, but it was my first time. The time I followed the wrong person was a completely unrelated situation.

[@xaido7139]

Whatever this was at 7:26, I saw it. So where's my prize now?

[@alexsmith2885]

It's the Demonetization Dollar Sign

[@dermilfschreck]

The fucking most hilarious shit ive seen in a while. Pls more!!!

[@cynicalx7495]

"I made you a scab." "Oh boy, what flavor?" "Boy Flavor" *epic music*

[@MireWolf29]

I have a hard time talking to people, let alone women, but even I think that story about the dude in the tux getting his mother to ask some woman out for him is pretty pathetic.

[@WalmartTom]

Wait, What is your real name? Jarvin Gimes or Dunk or Jared Dines?

[@jessiehermit9503]

Dare-ed Jines.

[@theodor3391]

DUNK 😂👌🅱️💯🔥

[@athanh219]

Yes

[@jackdelorenzo9452]

Austin makes me roll over laughing every video

[@MetalWarrior223]

Can we just note the pure genuine friendship these two have?

[@042Niklas]

Why Are Y'all ignoring 11:53 ... it's probably the cutest moment on this channel ever

[@guitarmichael]

14:19 that's me right now listening to this at work.

[@robotsthatlove]

I can actually say I've never laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life.

[@filipvukajlovic4676]

I've never seen Austin laugh so hard ever in my life.

[@leonbuehler]

Everytime austin is laughing i cant hold it xD

[@metallicaspiker16]

If there’s ever a Part 2 to the cringe moments, I’d like to add one that I had several years ago at the first metal show I ever went to (I’m a concert noob, unfortunately LOL) Back in 2014, my mom bought me a ticket to see Soilwork along with Hatchet, Bonded By Blood, Blackguard and Jeff Loomis (he was touring to support his solo albums back then). She knew how huge of a fan I am of Jeff and his work and I freaked the hell out when I saw his name on the ticket. Had a blast at the show, didn’t get in the pit or anything because I was laser focused on watching Jeff play (he’s pretty much Guitar God to me). I found myself screaming the whole set but unfortunately I couldn’t stay for Soilwork’s set as I had to work the next day. After Jeff and his group got off stage, he went downstairs to the merch area, and was presumably signing autographs or taking pictures with whoever. I’m standing in the line, practically shaking out of my shoes, and when I finally got my chance to see him, he went to fist bump me. I have no shame in admitting that I fully hugged a then 40+ year old man who didn’t even know I existed just because I idolized him so much. When his fist made contact with my chest, it seemed like almost every muscle in my body locked up, but I got off him and took a picture with him. It’s one of my most cherished memories, but looking back on it, I’d say it’s a bit cringy for a kid to hug a 40+ year old man regardless of how famous he may or may not be. I’d probably do it again if given the opportunity though 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Enkelriktad123]

Jareds laugh is freakin brilliant

[@FMZ101]

You know what I cringe about the hardest? CHRISTMAS! The worst thing is I kinda feel like I’m alone in this.

[@witcherry3354]

lmaooo same

[@kameronbrazzle7281]

Without Austin, this show would pretty much be trash. Jareds laugh is the fuel though. Austin's amazing humor mixed with Jareds laugh is the best comedy ever.

[@trashmammal6968]

Wtf is with that painting in the back lol what up Dickeydines