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@thebear14416 жыл бұрын
The DickeyDines Show bet
@nerdbashingtime15366 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or has dickey lost a gaping dickhole amount of weight?!
@fenderrayner31376 жыл бұрын
The DickeyDines Show koo
@NOTSERP696 жыл бұрын
DO CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
@shelby49406 жыл бұрын
Dickey you make jared laugh more than anybody lol
@werewolfcooties69236 жыл бұрын
I got SUPER GOOD guitar strings... for my violin.
@Aarthurnax6 жыл бұрын
werewolfcooties where's the problem? Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
@brennonramsey91836 жыл бұрын
I once got viola strings for my violin, and then I got 4 A stings instead of a set the next year, those were rough times lol
@werewolfcooties69236 жыл бұрын
Brennon Ramsey: They were so close... yet so far
@kegfoster60216 жыл бұрын
I feel that in my bones
@Geekiepoo5 жыл бұрын
@@kegfoster6021 is it enough to make your systems blow?
@svinjamaria6 жыл бұрын
“You can’t buy meth at a target” Well, at least not IN a target
@cheshirecynic45246 жыл бұрын
And scuzzy drug dealers will typically take food stamps and gift cards, at less than face value of course
@MrJizzinmypantz5 жыл бұрын
@@cheshirecynic4524Sounds like you watch too many movies. Food stamps have not been a physical thing for almost 20 years and you would get smacked for trying to trade a gift card for anything but a lil bit of weed from a teenager.
@chillierspore87864 жыл бұрын
no one says anything about BEHIND a target
@noktyrnylblayze70584 жыл бұрын
@@cheshirecynic4524 yeah I'm surprised they didn't know that
@trevorbohn80203 жыл бұрын
Here in the great state of Indiana, you absolutely can buy meth IN a target
@phantomlord916 жыл бұрын
We once stole lighters all year from a buddy, put them in a shoe box and wrapped it up in duct tape and gave it to him on Xmas. His reaction was priceless.
@terrafirma18496 жыл бұрын
how the fuck does austin always have a story for everything that comes up, this is Austin's channel at this point
@tomboomeronacrv6 жыл бұрын
Terra Firma here's this channel in a nutshell: *Austin says something relatively humorous-ish. Jared dies of laughter for the ump-trillionth time*
@spicybean2004 Жыл бұрын
@@tomboomeronacrv to be fair, who wouldn’t die of laughter from the shit Austin says?
@tomboomeronacrv Жыл бұрын
@@spicybean2004 4 years later you're probably still right
@spicybean2004 Жыл бұрын
@@tomboomeronacrv yee, Austin is always funny and Jarbes has his moments
@Jesusguitars146 жыл бұрын
Dickey's grandma sounds like quite a character.
@alchemist36614 жыл бұрын
Dickey's *family*
@lodke16974 жыл бұрын
@@alchemist3661 dude I thought I was the only one who watch this old video.Been binge watching this channel for quite a while lol
@robertogtr91594 жыл бұрын
@@lodke1697 his comment is from two years ago tho
@alchemist36614 жыл бұрын
@@robertogtr9159 Not mine. Mine was 3 weeks.
@robertogtr91594 жыл бұрын
@@alchemist3661 oh sorry I didn't see the tag ✌🏼
@milan46326 жыл бұрын
my older sister had a miscariage last year (in november) and then my brother gave her a dying fetus shirt as a christmas- gift.
@bunnyvesper68246 жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
@chrissafford52106 жыл бұрын
That's fucking funny yo
@AB-vn2jc5 жыл бұрын
Jake Pinnick are you the baby
@stacksack60605 жыл бұрын
Milan Bausch have u seen death metal wiggles? its super funny
@lillythepone29945 жыл бұрын
Epic
@virgillewis62406 жыл бұрын
In eighth grade my choir class was doing this secret Santa thing and I told the teacher I didn’t want to do it. She was asking everyone what they wanted so the people who bought gifts would know what to buy. As a joke I raised my hand and said “all I want for Christmas is a can of tomato soup.” Everyone laughed but when we got gifts I actually got a can of tomato soup from my teacher. I thought it was one of the best things that a teacher has ever done
@zackovalltrades7605 жыл бұрын
I wish my teachers were that cool.
@virgillewis62405 жыл бұрын
ZackOvAllTrades but it’s weird because I hate that teacher but I will always love that moment
@denverwilliams226 жыл бұрын
I asked my grandma for a drum practice pad, and she got me one of those cheap ass electronic kid drum sets with plastic sticks.
@citizenerased1746 жыл бұрын
Denver Williams Thats why you ask Grandmas for gift cards lol
@hytellus6 жыл бұрын
oof, i hope this doesnt happen to me, but ive already got a practice pad
@purpleknight13966 жыл бұрын
Ive been asking my family for sheet music, I hope I don’t get marry had a little lamb.
@zac31266 жыл бұрын
Denver Williams Least you got something for Christmas? Millions of kids get nothing. Grow up. You sound shallow and selfish.
@About906 жыл бұрын
zac You sound dense
@LaurenLillianHaggerty6 жыл бұрын
YES! I made it into a Dickey Dines video! For the record, I snapped my knee whilst still on the bounce house, No idea how but it sounded like a tree branch snapping! Also, my brother ended up getting the scooter since I had to go through 6 months of physiotherapy 😂
@kat25136 жыл бұрын
Lawren Haggerty yours was my favorite oml 😂❤
@KenoxProductions6 жыл бұрын
That sounds horrible. I feel bad for you...
@LaurenLillianHaggerty6 жыл бұрын
Kat On High Thanks xD It was a complete slap in the face considering I had a cast from the top of my thigh to my toes so I had to bump down the stairs on my butt behind everyone else lol
@LaurenLillianHaggerty6 жыл бұрын
KenoxProductions It's cool, worse things have happened :P I got to have people run around after me in school, all the people I hated in school had to run and get me lunch etc 😂 It had it's perks!
@manray92756 жыл бұрын
Lawren Haggerty one time I broke my foot on a bounce house when i landed on it weird. Bounce castles aren't as soft as people think!
@northb33846 жыл бұрын
After not getting me anything for ten years my aunt who is also a drug dealer got me a calendar that had a definition of a different word on each day. I found out later that her thought process was "he's smart, smart people like dictionaries right?"
@athanh2193 жыл бұрын
Fuck that, if my aunt was a dealer I'd ask for weed 😂
@cortlandgoff6746 жыл бұрын
My grandma bought me a Custom shop telecaster.....soooooo.....grandparents aren't always off base haha
@sethharris21126 жыл бұрын
Cortland Goff ill trade you 😂My grandparents buy me a box of cereal and weird 70s button up shirts every year.
@luccaburaglia90946 жыл бұрын
@Cortland Goff holy shit your grandmother knows whats up
@corygoff99965 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ man!
@guitarcoverz92895 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I asked for a guitar once and I got a ukelele. My grandparents were like "what do you think?" I didnt have the heart to tell them that guitars have six strings, not four. 😂😂
@hibro25965 жыл бұрын
Cortland Goff My grandma just got me a Gojira shirt. Not to mention, my favorite album! It was the From Mars To Sirius 10th Anniversary shirt.
@boneless93056 жыл бұрын
I work at target i can confirm even tho I don't work in pharmacy there is an 87.4% chance we don't sell meth
@keryadugger10926 жыл бұрын
If you sell Adderall then yes you do
@iaminsane21406 жыл бұрын
There is a Wal-Mart down the road from my dad's house that was caught making meth in the backroom. I work at a different Wal-Mart, but I gotta say. Target is killing it.
@yeemonster64266 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is the other %23
@cheshirecynic45246 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is up with your math skills? 12.6%
@yeemonster64266 жыл бұрын
Cheshire Cynic I have bad math skills bro
@dragonbalance77006 жыл бұрын
I swear every episode of these guys brings me to tears with laughter. Love you guys.
@joeysalinas80566 жыл бұрын
This is why whenever I make a Christmas list, I put links instead of descriptions so they can just order it online
@citizenerased1746 жыл бұрын
Joey Lara Smart.....very smart
@fisherbenson26706 жыл бұрын
I make wishlists on various online stores and email them to my family
@purpleknight13966 жыл бұрын
My mom and her sisters have a group chat for the kids’ wishlists and we all know better than to only send pictures. We only send links and tell them about offers in stores because they mostly don’t buy anything if it’s not on sale.
@thejamman40706 жыл бұрын
Joey Lara same here.
@gorkaaustin53066 жыл бұрын
Joey Lara Same, how it works with my family is that we just tell each other what we want and we all order it via Amazon prime or some other medium. That way no one is disappointed
@RevsStallionDuck6 жыл бұрын
I think this video has my favorite intro so far 😂
@kegfoster60216 жыл бұрын
best intro yet
@TheHahaman236 жыл бұрын
Josh is a bum smuggler
@skr-dy7bc6 жыл бұрын
my aunt has gotten me shaving razors for the past 3 years.. i've had a beard for the past 2 lol
@dpchiko176 жыл бұрын
She wants you to shave it
@tony_______5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Kurnik I think that’s a hint
@chookypatootie6 жыл бұрын
A way to start the day before finals, yes
@thebear14416 жыл бұрын
Alexis Villadelgado Glad to see a gal watching the same goofy ass shit as me 😂
@tomekgnr3216 жыл бұрын
Dicky is so funny omg
@tomboomeronacrv6 жыл бұрын
Tomislav Gredisnjak excuse you. It's Dickey*
@BrokenGodEnt6 жыл бұрын
SupernovaTaamsay Emily Dickens*
@michaelfortress31195 жыл бұрын
@@BrokenGodEnt Dickenson*
@gabharri9105 жыл бұрын
*Dickerson
@mikebarnes74415 жыл бұрын
@@Tunkkis Dicksonsington
@mxtoiletparty6 жыл бұрын
23:01 what the hell Austin xDD You sounded like a bear cub dying.
@donglord69706 жыл бұрын
MR.TOILETPARTY It made me *HARD*
@dylanwilson16154 жыл бұрын
The magnum part and Austin's Fucking acting honestly made me scream laughing and crying at the same time just because of how funny it was, thank you cause I haven't laughed like that in years honestly and Evan though it's 7am UK time the laugh was well worth it.
@nickbonneau73306 жыл бұрын
That 3-way popcorn tin barrel is so true. We only ate the caramel corn and left the rest to sit until next winter hahaha
@RetroIsaac4 жыл бұрын
Dude I eat everything but the caramel. Those tins are pretty dope though.
@Mr.Maritime3 жыл бұрын
Isaac you guys need to spend Christmas together. In our house, the cheese goes first then the caramel and butter. I like the caramel the least, but I got bad teeth.
@BIGBURT6 жыл бұрын
One year all my cousins got like 100 dollars and all I got was axe body spray and I was like are you trying to tell me I stink
@wormhistoryhour54 жыл бұрын
You should probably shower more
@jcoan24 жыл бұрын
my dad is a fire fighter. his dad (my grandpa) wanted to get him a gift that showed him that he was proud or something. my dad was completely stumped as to what it was when was holding a small but heavy gift. so was my family. my grandma and grandpa weren't there to see his reaction. the disbelieving look on my dads face while holding an utterly useless statue of a fire hydrant was priceless.
@christina_966 жыл бұрын
Dickey's shirt just reminded me I have a Cognitive neuroscience final tomorrow 😅👌🏻
@NeoCawte4 жыл бұрын
Did you do well on the test
@andrewmcgee63573 жыл бұрын
Yeah I need to know
@christina_963 жыл бұрын
Yes I did lol I’m a college grad now 😄
@jaybarbieri86193 жыл бұрын
@@christina_96 Ayyyeeee congratulations!
@janianomicon78494 жыл бұрын
I want to make a show where all the laugh tracks are Jared laughing at Austin
@sonnyo3656 жыл бұрын
Family: "So what do you want for christmas?" Guy: [slaps table] [snorts] "F*@king mustard."
@C_Wheeler005 жыл бұрын
"Are the Tulips ready"
@Mark-ix4zt4 жыл бұрын
3:53 Austin: "Oh i don't think this is mine, and she's like Oh shit..." Jared: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". Jared laughs at everything Austing says. That's actually so funny🤣
@JoshRiffMonster6 жыл бұрын
Why do grandmas send bad gifts? Well, mine, she gifted me a guitar so, I don't understand xD
@MotivGuy946 жыл бұрын
Josh RiffMonster can't relate all mine died before i was 3 lol
@damiano26416 жыл бұрын
dude same here
@we_are_nevertheless73056 жыл бұрын
Mine gives me like $100 every year and I hate it but love it. She doesn’t need to be giving me that much
@19ThreeLions976 жыл бұрын
Josh RiffMonster well my grandparents got me some erotic (well, porn) novels These were disguised as some pirate adventure novels, I think they didnt read whats written in them But i didnt really mind as 11yo kid xd
@19ThreeLions976 жыл бұрын
Short Tom thinking of grandparents?? yo i aint that level of a fuck up
@cheshirecynic45246 жыл бұрын
Actually, a homeless person could buy meth with a target gift card. I once lived with a drug dealer for a few months, and saw all sorts of stuff traded for drugs. Food stamps and gift cards are pretty common currency in the poor-person's world...
@madamebkrt4 жыл бұрын
My grandparents got my sister and I, for our 14th birthday, an outdoor playset. "Ages 3 - 5" it said on the box...We hid that in the closet and I believe it is still there to this day.
@thraftofcaanan2816 жыл бұрын
Considering toilet paper is a valuable resource, I would be super excited for that like socks or pants
@aaronblock48296 жыл бұрын
My grandma gives us the receipt of a 10 dollar dontation to kids in need for each of us
@sirzack00026 жыл бұрын
Aaron Block I mean.. you didn't get anything.. but it's not the worst, right?
@hUnt943 жыл бұрын
this should be a radio show
@AWolf_Soul5 жыл бұрын
My mom got me a box of Froot Loops for Christmas once. I thought it was a gag gift, but it wasn't. She said, "Well you like Froot Loops!"
@ROCMuzik4 жыл бұрын
2017 Jared looks about 10 years younger than 2020 Jared.
@Frrarii6 жыл бұрын
Once i got a toilet paper roll with Santas on it from my grandma
@RoachDoggJr21125 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the popcorn tins- We used to get those for my grandfather every Christmas. He absolutely LOVED them. He's probably the only person in the world who genuinely enjoyed them.
@luccaburaglia90946 жыл бұрын
Man, i love those tin cans with pop-corn inside it, everyone in my house does. I personally love the actual tin cans themselves because of how nostalgic they are.
@lilithgraff59546 жыл бұрын
My mom told my step dad if she got a washer and dryer for Christmas that she would kill him, so he spent hours searching for little tiny washer and dryers and spent like $50 and gave them to her, they still sit on one of our shelves.
@blainleinart85986 жыл бұрын
5:03 I'm an older brother and that is SO accurate.
@jakepat86036 жыл бұрын
Dude legit the first dialogue you guys had and I'm fucking dying.
@marcolamagra94196 жыл бұрын
14:35 I fell off my chair.
@santa31146 жыл бұрын
I got face wash and my brother got a Nintendo switch... tHaNkS dAd
The worst Christmas gift I was supposed to get, but never did was a box of chocolate flavored condoms. It turns out my grandparents decided to try them out and there wasn't a single one left. The worst part is they went into detail about what they did and my lesbian aunt nearly fainted because she couldn't handle hearing about her straight parents sex life.
@Nathanthepleb6 жыл бұрын
I was that other guy that you mentioned that got the expensive pen, and that was also a grandma gift haha I'm also triggered you didn't screenshot it 😂
@livingdeadgirl2756 жыл бұрын
Boom
@kairs6215 жыл бұрын
No you weren’t......
@stlperson4 жыл бұрын
Now toilet paper is the perfect gift
@FickleBlueDeaf Жыл бұрын
"that's a lot of mustard" GOOD OBSERVATION AUSTIN
@idahay30786 жыл бұрын
"I thought it was a toy train set" LMAO
@The_Mister_E6 жыл бұрын
God that scenario in the intro would be the funniest football dudebro dad moment ever
@JImArgyris6 жыл бұрын
The guy with the amp must have been playing Van Halen.You know eruption 😏
@TheAllisterMac6 жыл бұрын
When I was little my parents owned a small sock factory and it was well known that one thing I had an endless supply of was socks and yet one year I got socks from my Grandmother, aunt, three cousins and an uncle, all unironically and not gag gifts.
@MattMeidenbauer6 жыл бұрын
That intro with Jared's laugh gets me every time
@larzostrander22336 жыл бұрын
This year, my cousin got a drone, and I got towels
@iismrteffwillardda16256 жыл бұрын
The grandma head shake got me 😂
@Kuba16BVB Жыл бұрын
"Well the Nothing was a good one" 🤣👌
@guts26576 жыл бұрын
Be the friend to give your friends the weird and shitty gifts. Cause its YOUR gift they're gonna talk about
@TheFourBrothers186 жыл бұрын
*stoned to the bone*
@tatetm28096 жыл бұрын
13:53 The Phantom Cougher
@saltylemon44366 жыл бұрын
My grandparents have it down for christmas, they just send me and my brothers money, they know what's up.
@somerandomguy47602 жыл бұрын
Does your mom say shell hold it for you
@codybaker52904 жыл бұрын
My sister asked me what I wanted for Christmas, me being a smartass and not really knowing I said a piece of cheese. Christmas comes and I have one little square gift from her, I open it and it’s a slice of cheese...Then my other gifts come out but I give her props for going through with the joke
@christinax67696 жыл бұрын
Mine was a bottle of wine.I AM A STRAIGHTEDGE
@alexandroskantilanaftis41175 жыл бұрын
Christina X lmfao suck it up and drink edgy person
@deglyspiderfang79456 жыл бұрын
My father and his two brothers regift a fruitcake every year. They’ve been doing that since the late 80s.
@Buzz12275 жыл бұрын
Dickey : " yeah here you go (happy) christmas"
@masonsinchak9903 ай бұрын
Austin said “my grandpa died in front of me” then had a quick flash back ☠️☠️☠️
@Kate-vk7hv6 жыл бұрын
It turns out my life is not so bad.
@eenayde6 жыл бұрын
Why is his laugh so violent
@bellylomeli37685 жыл бұрын
I got a roll of toilet paper wrapped in christmas wrapping paper. Then one day ran out and finally opened it and there was a dollar in the roll. Haha. Thanks auntie
@donovanbarr51346 жыл бұрын
I asked for an electric guitar, but I got this fake plastic one with 4 multicolored strings and a giant pic from Toys R US. In hindsight, it wasn't a bad gift.. but I was kind of expecting a real guitar lol
@Halo3machenima6 жыл бұрын
About the condom thing. My mother got me some condoms before because apparently that is what awkward parents do when their son "comes of age". Funny thing is, she got me magnums. I could barely stop myself from laughing. I was thinking "Does she really think its that big?" funny thing is though, she was somehow right.
@juanmarin94845 жыл бұрын
How does she know? 😓
@juanmarin94845 жыл бұрын
She probably sneaks in at night to look at your lil weeny😂
@spicybean2004 Жыл бұрын
That’s fucking funny
@guitarmichael6 жыл бұрын
Are the tulips ready tho?
@NoGraphicsGaming5 жыл бұрын
When they mentioned the homemade and that blew up within a week I thought of when Cory Taylor exploded in the music video for "the devil in I" by Slipknot
@komraderymcdermott59034 жыл бұрын
LEGO’s when you’re 28? Never too old for LEGO
@memebigboy19466 жыл бұрын
The worst Christmas gift I've ever gotten was a HOW TO KAZOO book from my Grandma. I don't play kazoo. I don't know how to play kazoo. I've never wanted to play kazoo. She got it for me because I said i played the recorder in which she heard kazoo.
@RetroIsaac4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good time to pick up the Kazoo honestly.
@stephd70296 жыл бұрын
It did hurt, but shit happens.
@maxmiller7846 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Baggett they read it while I was reading your comment. My grandma got me long underwear. While she knows I'd never wear that thing
@c.e.f49166 жыл бұрын
Max Miller I read it at the exact same time 😁😉😁
@maxmiller7846 жыл бұрын
Well holy smokes that's a coincidence 😛
@StalwartSpartan2984 жыл бұрын
**tells the child the toaster is a bath toy**
@Zeees_world4 ай бұрын
Ive actually got towels for Christmas once. 😂 And on a different occasion ive got a bar of soap😂
@ElectroNinjaHD6 жыл бұрын
There was some video where a guy on a motorcycle was giving out $20 Burger King gift cards to homeless people.
@michaeldeclet16676 жыл бұрын
10:10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
@Heavymetallord15 жыл бұрын
One of our neighbors got his wife a bag of potting soil on their first Christmas together... shed gotten jewelry every Christmas since lol
@tantibusking70954 жыл бұрын
Lol the pedals one had the Boss metal zone popping into mind
@stevenrogers18126 жыл бұрын
I got socks one year which again isn't bad the only problem was that it was from a guy who I said hello to once at work 😬
@tychovandonk26166 жыл бұрын
Jared how tiny are you if you wear nothing but medium shirts xD
@legeogame16116 жыл бұрын
My whole family gets individual popcorn tins. Every year.
@colinbrannon56596 жыл бұрын
If Austin doesn't go in the metal hall of fame he can always be a comedian. Love his humor
@plasticfork21876 жыл бұрын
STORY GAMING I BEG OF U
@Fvneral_moon6 жыл бұрын
dickeys getting so skinny
@maggot-swarm89506 жыл бұрын
TornPaperYoyo the dick needs girth
@ThisIsGOKKAR6 жыл бұрын
Do you not watch Dining with Dickey? Long and thin is what they're looking for.
@dereks66366 жыл бұрын
TornPaperYoyo he's on drugs yup
@ArkaeaFCL33 жыл бұрын
He's been getting meth from target.
@guitarsgaming19615 жыл бұрын
90% of the noise that comes from Jared is him laughing
@snowh1te2086 жыл бұрын
easily my favorite show
@vengeance_falls_96106 жыл бұрын
What band shirt is Austin wearing looks awesome!!!!!!
@gregs19996 жыл бұрын
Vengeance_Rises_96 cognitive
@Dickey78616 жыл бұрын
Vengeance_Falls_96 Cognitive! They are dope!
@vengeance_falls_96106 жыл бұрын
Dickey7861 I'll have to check them out! Thanks Austin!
@DarkestofTimes6 жыл бұрын
I always ate the cheddar and regular and left the caramel... psssssssssssshhhhhhhhh
@Eric-iu4dz6 жыл бұрын
Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one.
@joeywong75626 жыл бұрын
*playing bullet with butterfly wings when all of a sudden your amp explodes*
@kaelanmcalpine20115 жыл бұрын
Well since most of the video was about bad Grandma gifts, I think I should say that my grandparents came in clutch with probably the best of the three vinyls I got this year: Origin - Unparalleled Universe. Hell my parents probably couldn't find it despite our favorite bands and Origin all being on Nuclear Blast, and my mom also getting me two Overkill albums (My favorite: The Years of Decay, and the newest one; The Grinding Wheel).
@no_peaches_80856 жыл бұрын
came as early as i could apparently i didn't come early enough
@shanestangle73226 жыл бұрын
I love the popcorn:(
@TheRCSoldier5 жыл бұрын
I once got three lava lamps in a row. I didn't even ask for a lava lamp
@michaelshelton44504 жыл бұрын
The mustard one sounds like a cards against humanity card