THE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS EVER (VERY FUNNY)

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

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[@thebear1441]

The DickeyDines Show bet

[@nerdbashingtime1536]

Is it just me or has dickey lost a gaping dickhole amount of weight?!

[@fenderrayner3137]

The DickeyDines Show koo

[@NOTSERP69]

DO CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[@shelby4940]

Dickey you make jared laugh more than anybody lol

[@werewolfcooties6923]

I got SUPER GOOD guitar strings... for my violin.

[@Aarthurnax]

werewolfcooties where's the problem? Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

[@brennonramsey9183]

I once got viola strings for my violin, and then I got 4 A stings instead of a set the next year, those were rough times lol

[@werewolfcooties6923]

Brennon Ramsey: They were so close... yet so far

[@kegfoster6021]

I feel that in my bones

[@Geekiepoo]

@@kegfoster6021 is it enough to make your systems blow?

[@im_not_a_real_guy]

14:17 he was playing Stairway to Heaven

[@svinjamaria]

“You can’t buy meth at a target” Well, at least not IN a target

[@cheshirecynic4524]

And scuzzy drug dealers will typically take food stamps and gift cards, at less than face value of course

[@MrJizzinmypantz]

@@cheshirecynic4524Sounds like you watch too many movies. Food stamps have not been a physical thing for almost 20 years and you would get smacked for trying to trade a gift card for anything but a lil bit of weed from a teenager.

[@chillierspore8786]

no one says anything about BEHIND a target

[@noktyrnylblayze7058]

@@cheshirecynic4524 yeah I'm surprised they didn't know that

[@trevorbohn8020]

Here in the great state of Indiana, you absolutely can buy meth IN a target

[@ygrferoce5618]

you guys are greattttt

[@Jesusguitars14]

Dickey's grandma sounds like quite a character.

[@alchemyrecords657]

Dickey's *family*

[@lodke1697]

@@alchemyrecords657 dude I thought I was the only one who watch this old video.Been binge watching this channel for quite a while lol

[@robertogtr9159]

@@lodke1697 his comment is from two years ago tho

[@alchemyrecords657]

@@robertogtr9159 Not mine. Mine was 3 weeks.

[@robertogtr9159]

@@alchemyrecords657 oh sorry I didn't see the tag ✌🏼

[@Zedd.y]

15:39 how little we knew...

[@phantomlord91]

We once stole lighters all year from a buddy, put them in a shoe box and wrapped it up in duct tape and gave it to him on Xmas. His reaction was priceless.

[@ColeMcBee]

15:40 it’s too real

[@milan4632]

my older sister had a miscariage last year (in november) and then my brother gave her a dying fetus shirt as a christmas- gift.

[@bunnyvesper6824]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[@chrissafford5210]

That's fucking funny yo

[@AB-vn2jc]

Jake Pinnick are you the baby

[@stacksack6060]

Milan Bausch have u seen death metal wiggles? its super funny

[@lillythepone2994]

Epic

[@masonsinchak990]

Austin said “my grandpa died in front of me” then had a quick flash back ☠️☠️☠️

[@terrafirma1849]

how the fuck does austin always have a story for everything that comes up, this is Austin's channel at this point

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Terra Firma here's this channel in a nutshell: *Austin says something relatively humorous-ish. Jared dies of laughter for the ump-trillionth time*

[@spicybean2004]

@@tomboomeronacrv to be fair, who wouldn’t die of laughter from the shit Austin says?

[@tomboomeronacrv]

@@spicybean2004 4 years later you're probably still right

[@spicybean2004]

@@tomboomeronacrv yee, Austin is always funny and Jarbes has his moments

[@andrewmann3995]

Bullet with butterfly wings. 14:31

[@ROCMuzik]

2017 Jared looks about 10 years younger than 2020 Jared.

[@otherplanes]

"that's a lot of mustard" GOOD OBSERVATION AUSTIN

[@denverwilliams22]

I asked my grandma for a drum practice pad, and she got me one of those cheap ass electronic kid drum sets with plastic sticks.

[@citizenerased174]

Denver Williams Thats why you ask Grandmas for gift cards lol

[@hytellus]

oof, i hope this doesnt happen to me, but ive already got a practice pad

[@purpleknight1396]

Ive been asking my family for sheet music, I hope I don’t get marry had a little lamb.

[@zac3126]

Denver Williams Least you got something for Christmas? Millions of kids get nothing. Grow up. You sound shallow and selfish.

[@About90]

zac You sound dense

[@astronautmonke]

15:40 , the gold of 2020

[@dragonbalance7700]

I swear every episode of these guys brings me to tears with laughter. Love you guys.

[@lukemarcello1229]

Keep it up fellas. The durka der show is so awesome

[@northb3384]

After not getting me anything for ten years my aunt who is also a drug dealer got me a calendar that had a definition of a different word on each day. I found out later that her thought process was "he's smart, smart people like dictionaries right?"

[@athanh219]

Fuck that, if my aunt was a dealer I'd ask for weed 😂

[@tantibusking7095]

Lol the pedals one had the Boss metal zone popping into mind

[@C_Wheeler00]

"Are the Tulips ready"

[@alchemyrecords657]

14:23 It would almost be funnier if it was just a tiny explosion. Not like a *BOUWF* like Dickey said, but just like a "bfub" and then just a tiny flame.

[@virgillewis6240]

In eighth grade my choir class was doing this secret Santa thing and I told the teacher I didn’t want to do it. She was asking everyone what they wanted so the people who bought gifts would know what to buy. As a joke I raised my hand and said “all I want for Christmas is a can of tomato soup.” Everyone laughed but when we got gifts I actually got a can of tomato soup from my teacher. I thought it was one of the best things that a teacher has ever done

[@zackovalltrades760]

I wish my teachers were that cool.

[@virgillewis6240]

ZackOvAllTrades but it’s weird because I hate that teacher but I will always love that moment

[@joeywong7562]

*playing bullet with butterfly wings when all of a sudden your amp explodes*

[@LaurenLillianHaggerty]

YES! I made it into a Dickey Dines video! For the record, I snapped my knee whilst still on the bounce house, No idea how but it sounded like a tree branch snapping! Also, my brother ended up getting the scooter since I had to go through 6 months of physiotherapy 😂

[@kat2513]

Lawren Haggerty yours was my favorite oml 😂❤

[@KenoxProductions]

That sounds horrible. I feel bad for you...

[@LaurenLillianHaggerty]

Kat On High Thanks xD It was a complete slap in the face considering I had a cast from the top of my thigh to my toes so I had to bump down the stairs on my butt behind everyone else lol

[@LaurenLillianHaggerty]

KenoxProductions It's cool, worse things have happened :P I got to have people run around after me in school, all the people I hated in school had to run and get me lunch etc 😂 It had it's perks!

[@manray9275]

Lawren Haggerty one time I broke my foot on a bounce house when i landed on it weird. Bounce castles aren't as soft as people think!

[@Zeees_world]

Ive actually got towels for Christmas once. 😂 And on a different occasion ive got a bar of soap😂

[@cortlandgoff674]

My grandma bought me a Custom shop telecaster.....soooooo.....grandparents aren't always off base haha

[@sethharris2112]

Cortland Goff ill trade you 😂My grandparents buy me a box of cereal and weird 70s button up shirts every year.

[@luccaburaglia9094]

@Cortland Goff holy shit your grandmother knows whats up

[@corygoff9996]

Jesus Christ man!

[@guitarcoverz9289]

Holy shit I asked for a guitar once and I got a ukelele. My grandparents were like "what do you think?" I didnt have the heart to tell them that guitars have six strings, not four. 😂😂

[@hibro2596]

Cortland Goff My grandma just got me a Gojira shirt. Not to mention, my favorite album! It was the From Mars To Sirius 10th Anniversary shirt.

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Austin is one of the most naturally funny fucking people I have ever seen. He’s too quick witted for homie to his right, but clearly cares about him.

[@skr-dy7bc]

my aunt has gotten me shaving razors for the past 3 years.. i've had a beard for the past 2 lol

[@dpchiko17]

She wants you to shave it

[@tony_______]

Ryan Kurnik I think that’s a hint

[@abstract0014]

9:50 the funniest and weirdest one in my opinion

[@dylanwilson1615]

The magnum part and Austin's Fucking acting honestly made me scream laughing and crying at the same time just because of how funny it was, thank you cause I haven't laughed like that in years honestly and Evan though it's 7am UK time the laugh was well worth it.

[@boazbaruchin9085]

14:41 I fucking died and I'm sorry

[@Mark-ix4zt]

3:53 Austin: "Oh i don't think this is mine, and she's like Oh shit..." Jared: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". Jared laughs at everything Austing says. That's actually so funny🤣

[@metallife6667]

Are the tulips ready 🤣🤣🤣

[@boneless9305]

I work at target i can confirm even tho I don't work in pharmacy there is an 87.4% chance we don't sell meth

[@keryadugger1092]

If you sell Adderall then yes you do

[@iaminsane2140]

There is a Wal-Mart down the road from my dad's house that was caught making meth in the backroom. I work at a different Wal-Mart, but I gotta say. Target is killing it.

[@yeemonster6426]

What the fuck is the other %23

[@cheshirecynic4524]

What the fuck is up with your math skills? 12.6%

[@yeemonster6426]

Cheshire Cynic I have bad math skills bro

[@alchemyrecords657]

11:43 Dude, I dont care how old you are, Legos are fucking dope

[@chookypatootie]

A way to start the day before finals, yes

[@thebear1441]

Alexis Villadelgado Glad to see a gal watching the same goofy ass shit as me 😂

[@Rockford-vy2mt]

4:27 he said my name

[@tomekgnr321]

Dicky is so funny omg

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Tomislav Gredisnjak excuse you. It's Dickey*

[@BrokenGodEnt]

SupernovaTaamsay Emily Dickens*

[@michaelfortress3119]

@@BrokenGodEnt Dickenson*

[@gabharri910]

*Dickerson

[@mikebarnes7441]

@@Tunkkis Dicksonsington

[@Kuba16BVB]

"Well the Nothing was a good one" 🤣👌

[@madamebkrt]

My grandparents got my sister and I, for our 14th birthday, an outdoor playset. "Ages 3 - 5" it said on the box...We hid that in the closet and I believe it is still there to this day.

[@BBall0027]

One year, my grandma bought me and my cousin this three-person pinball-like game off QVC (one for each of us). His worked fine, mine arrived broken.

[@joeysalinas8056]

This is why whenever I make a Christmas list, I put links instead of descriptions so they can just order it online

[@citizenerased174]

Joey Lara Smart.....very smart

[@fisherbenson2670]

I make wishlists on various online stores and email them to my family

[@purpleknight1396]

My mom and her sisters have a group chat for the kids’ wishlists and we all know better than to only send pictures. We only send links and tell them about offers in stores because they mostly don’t buy anything if it’s not on sale.

[@thejamman4070]

Joey Lara same here.

[@gorkaaustin5306]

Joey Lara Same, how it works with my family is that we just tell each other what we want and we all order it via Amazon prime or some other medium. That way no one is disappointed

[@Heavymetallord1]

One of our neighbors got his wife a bag of potting soil on their first Christmas together... shed gotten jewelry every Christmas since lol

[@nickbonneau7330]

That 3-way popcorn tin barrel is so true. We only ate the caramel corn and left the rest to sit until next winter hahaha

[@RetroIsaac]

Dude I eat everything but the caramel. Those tins are pretty dope though.

[@Mr.Maritime]

Isaac you guys need to spend Christmas together. In our house, the cheese goes first then the caramel and butter. I like the caramel the least, but I got bad teeth.

[@Buzz1227]

Dickey : " yeah here you go (happy) christmas"

[@janianomicon7849]

I want to make a show where all the laugh tracks are Jared laughing at Austin

[@kaluva9000]

14:32 ...IM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGGEE

[@RevsStallionDuck]

I think this video has my favorite intro so far 😂

[@kegfoster6021]

best intro yet

[@TheHahaman23]

Josh is a bum smuggler

[@centurionmusic11]

I love how you guys have clickbaity titles but they're actually funny videos

[@edwardbeas5700]

i just played 10:20-10:27 like 50 times im fucking dying, glad i found this page!

[@blainleinart8598]

5:03 I'm an older brother and that is SO accurate.

[@blakehill580]

Love the shirt Austin

[@jakepat8603]

Dude legit the first dialogue you guys had and I'm fucking dying.

[@hUnt94]

this should be a radio show

[@BIGBURT]

One year all my cousins got like 100 dollars and all I got was axe body spray and I was like are you trying to tell me I stink

[@wormhistoryhour5]

You should probably shower more

[@rogelioalanis379]

10:21 best part of the video

[@stlperson]

Now toilet paper is the perfect gift

[@asthmaallen4010]

I love those popcorn tins.

[@lilithgraff5954]

My mom told my step dad if she got a washer and dryer for Christmas that she would kill him, so he spent hours searching for little tiny washer and dryers and spent like $50 and gave them to her, they still sit on one of our shelves.

[@evanno9685]

@15:22 classic dad line

[@thraftofcaanan281]

Considering toilet paper is a valuable resource, I would be super excited for that like socks or pants

[@TimmyTantrum]

Worst for me was my grandparents regifted those complementary cruise line goodie bags from their many cruises to my sister and me. It included incredibly cheap portable AM/FM radios vaguely shaped like an iPod, along with other useless knick knacks with the cruise line logo on them.

[@JoshRiffMonster]

Why do grandmas send bad gifts? Well, mine, she gifted me a guitar so, I don't understand xD

[@MotivGuy94]

Josh RiffMonster can't relate all mine died before i was 3 lol

[@damiano2641]

dude same here

[@we_are_nevertheless7305]

Mine gives me like $100 every year and I hate it but love it. She doesn’t need to be giving me that much

[@19ThreeLions97]

Josh RiffMonster well my grandparents got me some erotic (well, porn) novels These were disguised as some pirate adventure novels, I think they didnt read whats written in them But i didnt really mind as 11yo kid xd

[@19ThreeLions97]

Short Tom thinking of grandparents?? yo i aint that level of a fuck up

[@joris5152]

9:52 AGAIN? again mom, serious?

[@Ethryal]

we need a pt. 2

[@aaronblock4829]

My grandma gives us the receipt of a 10 dollar dontation to kids in need for each of us

[@sirzack0002]

Aaron Block I mean.. you didn't get anything.. but it's not the worst, right?

[@perryborn2777]

I liked the popcorn tins lol

[@tatetm2809]

13:53 The Phantom Cougher

[@urbanweekendwarrior7238]

those popcorn tins.. gives me shudders thinking about it

[@Xtina_9]

Dickey's shirt just reminded me I have a Cognitive neuroscience final tomorrow 😅👌🏻

[@NeoCawte]

Did you do well on the test

[@andrewmcgee6357]

Yeah I need to know

[@Xtina_9]

Yes I did lol I’m a college grad now 😄

[@jaybarbieri8619]

@@Xtina_9 Ayyyeeee congratulations!

[@coolguyhino92]

I too have almost destroyed my knee caps in a bouncy castle. With the "floor" inflated in long tubes up to 2 feet high, coupled with still developing limbs and the situation causing you to only pay attention to everything else, it's all to easy to misguide a jump and land at *JUST* the right(wrong) angle to force your kneecap to REALLY want to bend the exact opposite way it's intended to. Imagine on a trampoline when you got someone whose tryin to double jump you. If they time it wrong, it can almost feel like you're slamming into the trampoline and force your knees towards your chest(while your feet are still somehow holding contact with the moving tramp). Now, *that* , but instead of your knees being heavily coerced into your chest, they bend the other direction.(or at least start to before your legs buckle and you start screaming)

[@marcolamagra9419]

14:35 I fell off my chair.

[@michaelshelton4450]

The mustard one sounds like a cards against humanity card

[@santa3114]

I got face wash and my brother got a Nintendo switch... tHaNkS dAd

[@dialga4688]

Like that legend of zelda hat Austin

[@larzostrander2233]

This year, my cousin got a drone, and I got towels

[@devindove8145]

Happy Christmas

[@deglyspiderfang7945]

My father and his two brothers regift a fruitcake every year. They’ve been doing that since the late 80s.

[@taylordahlin6280]

The intro to this fucking video is great!!!!!😂😂

[@stephd7029]

It did hurt, but shit happens.

[@maxmiller784]

Stephanie Baggett they read it while I was reading your comment. My grandma got me long underwear. While she knows I'd never wear that thing

[@c.e.f4916]

Max Miller I read it at the exact same time 😁😉😁

[@maxmiller784]

Well holy smokes that's a coincidence 😛

[@legeogame1611]

My whole family gets individual popcorn tins. Every year.

[@charlesthiery6705]

Oh man, I wished my grandma got me a toaster

[@bmsturgis3]

lol when me and my brother in our teens my grandmother got us both outfits from walmart. The one I got had a bright red shirt with cartoon monster trucks on it and a pair of fake pants that were made to look like jeans. fortunately she wasnt around when we opened them.

[@Frrarii]

Once i got a toilet paper roll with Santas on it from my grandma

[@komraderymcdermott5903]

LEGO’s when you’re 28? Never too old for LEGO

[@Fvneral_moon]

dickeys getting so skinny

[@maggot-swarm8950]

TornPaperYoyo the dick needs girth

[@ThisIsGOKKAR]

Do you not watch Dining with Dickey? Long and thin is what they're looking for.

[@dereks6636]

TornPaperYoyo he's on drugs yup

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

He's been getting meth from target.

[@jcoan2]

my dad is a fire fighter. his dad (my grandpa) wanted to get him a gift that showed him that he was proud or something. my dad was completely stumped as to what it was when was holding a small but heavy gift. so was my family. my grandma and grandpa weren't there to see his reaction. the disbelieving look on my dads face while holding an utterly useless statue of a fire hydrant was priceless.

[@cheshirecynic4524]

Actually, a homeless person could buy meth with a target gift card. I once lived with a drug dealer for a few months, and saw all sorts of stuff traded for drugs. Food stamps and gift cards are pretty common currency in the poor-person's world...

[@OLI-vx1md]

Ohh shiiiet.. you're getting couch throw blankets..?! Dang.. really are living that best life 🤘

[@christinax6769]

Mine was a bottle of wine.I AM A STRAIGHTEDGE

[@alexandroskantilanaftis4117]

Christina X lmfao suck it up and drink edgy person

[@metalhead9577]

Liked before watching

[@TheFourBrothers18]

*stoned to the bone*

[@jeremiahclevenger7211]

9:52

[@vengeance_falls_9610]

What band shirt is Austin wearing looks awesome!!!!!!

[@gregs1999]

Vengeance_Rises_96 cognitive

[@Dickey7861]

Vengeance_Falls_96 Cognitive! They are dope!

[@vengeance_falls_9610]

Dickey7861 I'll have to check them out! Thanks Austin!

[@djentyboi1962]

I got one of those popcorn things a few years ago and now I use it as a trash can in my room

[@eenayde]

Why is his laugh so violent

[@jacobgalli9002]

I bought my dad the best gift this year, Disc replay, best store in existence, I got him an original SNES with no yellowing, 2 games and an extra controller so I can play with him, I put it in my cousins ps4 box so when he unwraps it he’s disappointed, but he will be so happy to see it’s a snes, I Can’t Wait To give it to him

[@alyssahannah8532]

Giving gift cards to homeless people isn't even that bad of an idea though