The WORST Christmas Stories Ever

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The holidays can be joyous and and warm, but they can also be hilariously awful! Where do you fall in this line? Let us know down below!
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[@unityforthelost1391]

The car boot was referring to the trunk, she's probably from the uk

[@justinwillms17]

Came here to say the same thing 😂 I’m not even from the UK.

[@TheJaxxT]

Just about to comment this too!

[@zoecurnick3256]

Yes!! I'm English, thank you!!

[@chin70]

Canada here I also call it the boot

[@jacobturner9665]

Was thinking about commenting this too 😂

[@bretthuber5558]

Austin really has potential as a voice actor

[@Dickey7861]

Thank you! I’ve been trying to break into that scene, I would love that!

[@understanding77]

@@Dickey7861you sounded like cartman when you made that grandma voice lol

[@biscuitstheanteater7306]

Austin’s mini tangents on all the answers are like crack to my ears I swear

[@Mecha_Neko]

I cannot believe Austin said "if you catch my yiff" with a straight face

[@GamingOnWindows]

You know he knew EXACTLY what he was doing.

[@Indi]

Damn I missed this one, but one Christmas when I was 6, I woke up to loud sounds in the living room only to come out and find my dad covered in bows and ribbon. He was super drunk and had opened all of my presents and yelled "Merry Christmas!" as I walked out at 3am lol. I ran back to my room crying and he ran after me, tripped, and split his head open on the nightstand, knocking himself out. Merry Christmas indeed

[@JamieMcGuire3295]

oh my god im so sorry, the trauma

[@Indi]

@@JamieMcGuire3295 aye the trauma the only thing that fuels all this creativity so 🤝 I'll take it

[@vetleallum2965]

A new Dickeydines show episode is the best christmas gift i could've gotten this year.. Merry Christmas to those that celebrate :)

[@yoiamhere4737]

It was a great thing to wake up to on Christmas eve haha

[@xXTrueSeekerXx]

You guys need to start making a podcast. I would gladly listen to an hour and a half of random ramblings if it came from you guys

[@HateTheGameTX]

Especially if they passed some joints around

[@drugmate9710]

Bro, guess what.

[@chrismaxwell2274]

What do you think this is dude?

[@skeptical_princess0497]

10:45 Austin sounding like Zach Hadel 😂

[@Dickey7861]

LOL holy hell how did I not notice! That is accidentally my best Hadel impression 😂

[@jamesmorrison7407]

Ok, I've said it before but I want a friend like Austin. He would make me laugh non stop. That's the type of friend you need in your life.

[@JamieMcGuire3295]

A boot is a trunk :) thank you guys for another christmas video to put on repeat every year!

[@victorthemusicman7243]

These guys are such an iconic duo.

[@marmarballz]

Honestly I think my worst Xmas was when I was dating a guy years ago and I was supposed to go to work for 2 hours on Christmas and Guy told his mom and Stepdad that and it was suddenly a huge problem (It was only 2 hours so I just wanted to get it out of the way) I just remember I was in the bed room crying and ended up calling someone last minute to switch hours with me. I met the guys siblings after spending the morning crying and there was a weird tension between their mom and Stepdad and me. It was terrible

[@michellesutton802]

These boys are absolutely adorable ☺️

[@peehandshihtzu]

I remember making one of those graham cracker houses at school and I worked really hard on it, it was totally sic, I got an A on the project and was stoked to get it home so I could eat on it. My Mom put it up on the fridge in a box and said I couldn't have any till Christmas Day. An eternity passed and that morning finally came and she got it down and it was completely eaten by my a-hole step brother which created WW3 in the household between the adults and of course all of us siblings. Taught my Mom not to hold my stuff back from me, as the youngest in a house full of boys I was bound to get shit on over and over anyway, I did not need her help in achieving it, LOL. The next year was great though, I got ahold of some red paint balls and put them in a gumball wrapper. All I needed was it to fool him once and it did. Had those suckers hidden right where I knew the D-head would find them and took the bait and bit into one. Red mouthed and nearly sick he tried to get me in trouble with his dad who laughed at him and then whipped his *ss with a belt for "stealing, being a narc and a p*ssy". Revenge sweet revenge. :)

[@dukewild5071]

Sounds like theres a lot more going on than just stealing stuff. Goddamn

[@peehandshihtzu]

@@dukewild5071 Yeah dude (stepbrother) is a complete jerk he had every bit of it comin' and then some. Long behind me now but I still dislike the guy. Guess who isn't a thief, narc or a pussy??? Me, LOL. :)

[@dukewild5071]

@@peehandshihtzu right on dude I dig ya attitude \m/ n I feel ya. Been going through it myself with the fam and whatnot. Sometimes they're shitty and ya just gotta let em be that way cuz you know soon karma bites their ass

[@peehandshihtzu]

@@dukewild5071 Exactly Bro, I mean we can't please everyone and who would want to. When we step back a bit it becomes easier to deal with and yeah they eventually either figure it out or they meet some consequence they brought on themselves. Hey merry Christmas Duke! :)

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Dude that’s so fucking funny. Gonna do that to my kids if they start getting up and raiding the kitchen at night after refusing dinner lmao

[@attilay2k224]

You guys never fail to make a video that makes my day better so thank you and merry Christmas.

[@primortusofficial]

Dduuddeee. Second time being mentioned by the kings. This time I was the first video. Can't wait to show the mother in law this. Yall made my holidays. . . Again. Haha. Thank you

[@nukachronic6211]

"boot" is British slang for trunk. They were referring to the trunk of the car.

[@incarnatory5871]

Merry Christmas Austin and Jared.🌲🎅

[@_nickbaxxter]

10:45 my grandmother is 70 and I am pretty sure she has said an almost identical thing to me before 😂

[@HoldenSXE]

AHHHHH NEW DICKEYDINES CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[@Itemno9]

Currently going back through the episodes since discovering this channel. Please do another one of these for this year!

[@tlee656]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year you two! Can't wait to see 2023!

[@thecleanslateshow4593]

getting some mk dubs, Chilling with my parents for the holidays, and a new Dickey Doinkers episode MAN this Christmas is sick af

[@necroguy567]

best Christmas gift is a dickeydines video

[@ZackSeifMusic]

Nothing like a little DickeyDines for Xmas

[@edwardstradivarius2560]

Best christmas present ever!! Thanks for the vid guys!!!!

[@gudraider9596]

That Christmas proposal is on the girl not the guy. 5 years and you didn't break it off or let him know you didn't want to get married? Then you laugh at him and call it a joke when he wants to get serious. That's just fucked up tbh.

[@EndofTransmission]

Yeah kinda agree, though I also think it's pretty silly to propose when you don't know if she's interested

[@wakenow7612]

@@EndofTransmission 5 years of false hopes can be taken as interest initially.

[@CBTWEJI]

This is what I actually needed for Christmas. THANK YOU BOIS exde

[@WarpedENT94]

LMAO at the "Car Boot" my Grandparents used the same term lol

[@connorh.2913]

Merry Christmas boys! Love the video!

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

I ripped off the flush tank handle at friends house during chrismas. We hanged it on the tree and took photo with it.

[@Dustinchugs]

It's funny, boot is a UK thing but it's also a southern US thing 😂😂 "throw that there tire in the boot"

[@esaartkoski4063]

merry Christmas bois

[@jasminecummins8555]

Jared literally hit the nail on the head. For 18 years I lived with my great grandmother so I didn't have a choice. After I moved out I continued to go bc she is Hella old and it's tradition. Plus I have kids and I go so they can see their family. What's toxic af is she doesn't want any of us there but if someone doesn't show up, she bitches constantly about how they were inconsiderate and think they're too good to show up. The uncle is literally so much worse than anything I could have typed and not worth the money to even get shitty gifts for lol.

[@coolcoconuts4453]

These videos make me so happy that my Christmases have never had more than 5 people + a family friend here and there

[@damien7kaito309]

Hell yeah

[@dylanvasicadrums]

Merry Christmas Dickey and Dines

[@4g63JoHN]

Mine was I got the blink 182 take off your pants and jacket CD. Around the tree and in front of all my family my dad reads the lyrics to the “I wanna f a dog in the a” song. Not in a trying to be funny way but in a more hurtful way. Felt great let me tell you.

[@Nathan-rz3jp]

I’m from a small town in the south and here the boot is the place in the trunk (usually in SUVs and small cars) where the spare tire and jack is under the little part of the trunk bottom lifts up

[@kassandrakayrodriguezsalazar]

I love this Austin knoes how to make jared laugh every time lol love there friendship 😃😃

[@Bryson666]

YES, the Christmas videos are the best

[@Gottislaps]

WE NEED THE DICKEY DINES PODCAST SUPER GOOD VID YALL !

[@Laurenconblaine]

Thank you for this wonderful gift dickey and dine

[@sashaiscalledsasha]

The one at 13:48 needs more context because it kinda sounds like she's just been stringing him along for five years "lol"

[@sofiamagra]

I Love you guys, thank you for the video :) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you both and to everyone reading / writing comments on here!

[@sammcgee6785]

We got Jared Greyskull today! lol

[@DreamTravelerZenddrex]

“One of my ex-boyfriends bless his heart was a total idiot who I never intended to marry, but I stayed with him for five years because of his wallet or the sex lol.” . . . Granted proposing on Christmas in front of the family is a bad and possibly manipulative move.

[@chaosreaper9255]

Worst Christmas ever was in 2013 for me. Got into a relationship Christmas day 2012 and got dumped Christmas day 2013. She hooked up with a new guy the day before valentines day 2014. 5 years of trauma afterwards and endless depression and anxiety after the 5 years. If the Ghost of Christmas Past came by, I'd tell it to replace that memory of mine with something that doesn't feel depressing 👍

[@Callum-Everton]

Boot is Britain English for “trunk”

[@carlyh4315]

So each year I go to New Jersey for christmas. I'm 18 now and I've been doing this each year. For as long as I can remember it has sucked. Last few years I've ended up having panic attacks because everyone is my family is so fucking mean. Me and my dad never wanna go but we go because my mom makes us. My Uncle is a rich bastard who everyone worships and my grandparents always argue. My mom always ends up crying. We live in florida and I do not understand why we don't stay in florida. I'm in Jersey rn and it's fucking 10 degrees instead of the 35 it is in florida.

[@Hbzprojects]

The car boot is the trunk lid. 🤣

[@valtterivalkeinen48]

Great vid and merry christmas!

[@cooperanderson3943]

This video felt like old school dickeydines 🖤 Merry Christmas bois!

[@onemorebrew4070]

Car boot is indeed UK talk for the trunk

[@coolguyhino92]

Just a quick aside for Augie: When someone is talking about cars, and the say, "boot", they're referring to the trunk. (In the UK, they say Bonnet instead of Hood, and Boot instead of Trunk)

[@xx7secondsxx]

DUDE!!!! The proposal one!!! Thats the kinda think my ex I moved across country for would do! That story broke my heart for the poor guy!

[@LivinLikeLarry_]

Bro did a perfect steve-o impression at 10:40

[@iankealey5529]

The boot is the trunk.

[@mynamejosh5536]

Christmas is now complete 🎄 When Donkey Doodlers are in town ❤️ Dinky Donners 🦌

[@eliasbeckermusic]

Merry Christmas :)

[@Grooms7867]

The heroes to legends cd is such a blast from the past

[@weztheroadwarrior4849]

Boot = trunk for cars in UK 😂😂

[@INFERIORMARCH]

CAT SCAT FEVER

[@Grumpy_Buffalo]

You should start posting the questions for these on youtube too

[@Arrow8D]

the story about the car boot is in the UK they call Trunks of the car the Boot of the car

[@kyledyar2040]

Happy holidays my friends 🤘🏽

[@thunderbirdbrown3002]

Duuuudes...🤘🏿😎🎸🎄🥃🍺🎸🤘🏿 This is Awesome!!! Merry Christmas !!!! Getcha Pull 🥃🥃🥃-CHEERS 🍺

[@shineli7344]

Some people call the trunk the boot lol

[@dukeskyballer2306]

wish i had seen this on facebook cause i got a good one. When i was like 11 or 12, i had 2 small pet birds. When i woke up on christmas morning, i walk into the living room and my mom immediately says "go look at the box on top of the birds cage before you open your presents" so i excitedly go to look expecting they had got them something. Nope. 1 of my birds had died. I of course, screamed and burst into tears, while my the rest of my family start arguing and fighting over her doing that before i open my presents, because she blamed the bird dying on me. Turned out, the other bird had bullying that bird and not allowing it to eat so it starved to death. absolutely my worst christmas ever. Not long after that i got rid of the other bird and never got birds again because of how much that scarred me lol

[@kyleblann]

Some countries call a cars "trunk" a "boot"

[@jrrush1783]

Boot / trunk

[@dickersnoodle1025]

they call the trunk the boot over seas doof

[@KeganStucki]

I'm a goddamn scrooge

[@poopytootsface3489]

dawg that crucible reference was so good

[@marmarballz]

A car boot is the trunk you guys 😂

[@melvinschrute9617]

Good time for some Dunky and Krunk

[@bryanchamberlain790]

boot is the way british people say trunk

[@RGcrasyRG]

Nice edit on the ad xD

[@jasonpeisley6031]

Car boot is Australian for trunk of the car lol

[@kennythomson5493]

I can confirm the boot slamming boyfriend is not an asshole hahahaha

[@gregfarnell6389]

A car boot is referring to the trunk In Australia we call it the boot

[@joejitsumusic]

boot is british version of trunk. the car trunk...

[@AMirrorForAFace]

Merry Christmas dudes 🎄🦌⛄😈🤘

[@willweese9320]

A boot is what British people call a trunk

[@williamreynolds3487]

Reign is so good. Great taste, Austin.

[@tracelawson1367]

10:40 Granny voice 👌

[@DDevil13]

The story about the guy proposing, is kinda wild. Like who the fuck dates someone for 5 years and doesn't let them know that they do not want to take things further than just dating, i feel like it was a very normal thing that he would want to get married, blame on her tbh.

[@fatboysgarage7984]

The boot is the trunk, you half drank glass of room temperature beer.

[@hcwfigurematches]

Marry Christmas

[@wesmcbrayer7725]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DocturNull]

6:09 I'm sorry Jared was being uncultured swine and missed that amazing two for one of a joke and pun Dickey boi, somehow based on the fucking Crucible too 😂 I felt that "aw fuck, really? Come on man," gesturing big time. That was prime, and I felt it deserved acknowledgment, especially because I plan to likely use that at any given opportunity

[@MutantGuppyFromHell]

Car Boot is the trunk in the UK, I believe

[@jacedruffel8052]

most of Europe calls the trunk of a car the boot

[@antonio4259]

My pops almost got arrested one Christmas because he tried to fight my uncle and that wasn’t fun.

[@carltonvonhammerstein]

It wouldn't be a Christmas video without Austin shitting on his grandma.

[@shelobnegruth]

car boot = trunk

[@SaladTosser9k]

car boot = trunk, in the rest of the world lol

[@angenoir]

The car boot is the British term for car trunk guys.

[@TheOnlyCodara]

UK Dweller here, A car 'boot' is what we call the trunk in America