The Grossest Live Concert Moments Ever

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[@Lumberjacked120]

“The odor in the air was old-fuck” is such a metal line

[@tylerprince3496]

Austin making Jared laugh warms my cold dead heart.

[@laceratedlullaby]

"the reveal that the stench in the air was old fuck" is one of my favorite Austin quotes now

[@ThisIsDAPGang]

Austin legit dry heaving at 11:37 has me absolutely weak. Reminds me of old school DickeyDines vids lmao

[@amyboone125]

I love

[@Mecha_Neko]

"Juiced Oldfuck" sounds like a grindcore band 😂

[@trentonbell7383]

"eye stuff is a hard one to not feel like it's happening to you" me with one eye 👁️

[@t3hgir]

If you have one eye, is your third eye promoted to second eye?

[@vmanmadsen123]

Do you wink at people, or just blink?

[@trentonbell7383]

@@t3hgir shhhhhhhhh you know too much

[@trentonbell7383]

@@vmanmadsen123 that's a matter of your own philosophy I suppose😂😂

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

What happened to the other eye?

[@MrMetalhorse]

That Ted Nudgent story is exactly what you would expect out of going to one of his shows.

[@BIGBURT]

Buckeye fuck, IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@Emanuelnx]

Same haha, i love this channel so much cuz i always die laughing every video

[@animosiity]

I saw born of Osiris years back at night of the living shred I was pretty young and surrounded by try hard , hardcore kids doing kung fu, needless to say they were not friendly and I found my self being crushed and stomped out in the middle of the mosh, the guys in born stopped the show and demanded they pick me up and wouldn’t start back up until they new I was alright, I was so humbled and embarrassed at the same time 😂 but I will forever remember that moment

[@MerynMTG]

This has been my favorite channel for 6 years now, and despite all the gross/vomiting videos you guys have done, nothing has ever been that bad, but this one takes the cake. There's something just unsettling about this one.

[@RyanConnell5150]

4:42 From Google: "when the eyeball is out, it's not covered by the lids, and the surface drys out quickly, which can cause pain, light sensitivity and blurry vision immediately."

[@HacknSlashMonster]

Ah man, now I wanna see you guys go back and watch a whole episode of Scarred. Have fun with that lmao.

[@kironikolov6668]

i love the format of reading fan answers to funny questions

[@xpndblhero5170]

11:50 - I totally expected Dickey to talk about the dude that puked in his cup then carried it around all night... Kind of glad he didn't because I hate stories like that. 😂😂 Edit: OMFG, I just went and looked up the girl peeing on that guy on stage.... Can't stop laughing because when she sings the pee flows faster. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ravenkills]

send a link to the pee video, coward

[@Nakkiteline]

makes sense, when you sing you tense your core up to get power. that also makes the pee flow faster. interesting, probably have to check the vid out 🤣

[@CinematicaObscura]

Time to Dine on some early morning Dickey

[@rookt31893]

This is 20 minutes of "Thanks...I hate it".

[@Emmathelady]

This video is a great study about the different emotions a person can have. Just watching Austin go from disgust, to horrified to nauseated, is funny in its own way.

[@benamisai-kham5892]

At crue fest during papa roach playing forever (it was a new song at that time) there was a huge fight between the lawn and seated sections and we all watched a guy get his ear ripped off, everyone in that area was cheering for the fight and papa roach was getting pissed that everyone was more entertained by the guy getting his ear ripped off 😂

[@MckinleyDjents]

Love Austin so damn much! Ya guys always make my day better!

[@SirSblop]

I've never had seriously gross things happen at a show that I've been to. The closest thing I've experienced is the venue bathroom, or the floor sticky with beer at Cannibal Corpse. My friend got somebody's nose blood on him after a little fight at a Slayer show. 😆

[@rodbelding9523]

Probably the grossest thing I've seen in person at a show was I watched some guy piss in a Monster can, and then a few moments later another guy picked up the Monster can and started drinking it. Weirdest part was the guy drinking it goes "eww this is piss!" but didn't immediately stop drinking it.

[@larrywillis5188]

Rip Austin for Jared not laughing at his Steel Peenther joke, I thought it was great

[@napalm_toast995]

IVE MISSED THESE TYPES OF VIDEOS

[@PeytonBass-wl3ld]

For sure sounds like Albuquerque Or NM in general

[@Mr.Goldbar]

Broooo I want all of these to happen at a Greystone show :)

[@amyboone125]

Why?

[@Mr.Goldbar]

@@amyboone125 why not?

[@amyboone125]

Not for me

[@adrianlowther]

I tried so hard to not bust out in laughter in the break room on my lunch from the first bodily fluids joke. I almost exploded.

[@6karate]

Poor Austin man 😂 his reactions killed me

[@brycestluka5198]

Was eating Chinese during this video. Somehow finished my food and made it through the video 😂

[@darklordofmayonnaise]

"Getting dirt in your eye tentacle" was the most metal sh*t I've ever heard! 😂😂

[@smackofalltrades]

I've been sick with a cold for a few days so this episode is just what the doc ordered

[@beldigoscurse]

One of the best videos I've seen today. I used to work at a county jail so i git some stories.

[@morganstuart8798]

Ozzfest '99, watched a woman take her and her friends used tampons and swing them around like nunchucks while running through the moshpit. Never seen a pit split like the Red Sea like that before, grown men were literally running scared.

[@andymorris4653]

I was at Blue Ridge too. The Porta potties were literally over flowing. Luckily I was drunk enough to not give a fuck and move on but omg that was disgusting. The best thing about that experience was the pop up concert after it was all canceled. Shit was wild. We were moshing when no one was even playing. It was wicked

[@1106Winter]

Last week we saw Lindemann live, in Lingen Germany. Honorable mention; he threw raw fish in the public.

[@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods]

So everyone could say something fishy was going on there...

[@ackling]

Thank you for finally putting text back on the screen again! It’s so much easier to follow along. Great stuff. Fucking love you guys. Buckeye Fuck merch haha 😂🤣

[@Sairauspoissaolo]

Buckeye Fuck would be a sick band name

[@Knocker420]

Thanks for the imagery, everyone. I'm genuinely questioning ever going to a show again. Thanks..

[@dragonblazer96]

Can 100% confirm the Travis Ryan loogie. Its insane

[@draleigh8881]

I seen the used with boxcar racer way back in the day at the house of blues in las vegas and the singer from the used strangled himself with the mic cord then puked on stage. Was gross and sick at the same time 😂🤘🔥

[@Blast_HardCheese]

My favourite part was that a guy shitting in a bucket during a performance is such an excellent pallet cleanser after the Macca's shake.

[@camtilson7183]

Brass Against? More like Piss Against hahahahaha!!!

[@AceofTunes]

The longer I watch this, the more grateful I am that I have always been to much of a chicken for the Mosh Pit. Seems like it saved me from me from trauma

[@mitchdesilva9839]

Oh man what a way to start the morning 😂😂 We will be discussing these fluids lmao

[@ramonawonderland5281]

Watching you guys long enough to hear the blended Big Mac story twice now 🥲

[@Scuba4Steve]

This one time I went to an R. Kelly show….

[@davidvanvoorhis8509]

Combine all of those stories and you have just described a G.G. Allen show!

[@agriefobservedband5665]

Blended Happy Meals are one of my favourite memories from my youth group. I never did it, or the chug a coke through a sock....but it was fun to watch and thats the important part.

[@nicholasadams81]

This was the video I decided to listen to while I ate my food today. I laughed, and the only thing that made me cringe was the backwards snapped knee.

[@ZakkiLowe]

I saw Strapping Young Lad back in 2005, and Devin hocked a big loogy up in the air, which came back down and landed on his eyebrow, and he played the rest of the song Skeksis with it dangling. It was hilarious and barfy all at the same time.

[@ulfhedtyrsson]

Good episode. Back to the roots, I love it. Probably a MG Kelly show in general. Or the smell of 30,000 drunk sweaty crying Swiftie Cultists and a watertower worth of ocean breeze fabric softener and pumpkin spice lattes.

[@psychochicken9535]

"That's my tinder profile." LOL

[@bwoods311]

12:55 “I just pissed my pants dude!” “Haha No way, bro! I just pissed your pants too!”

[@braxtonluckey3307]

Looks like I won’t be experiencing the Dickey dines show this week

[@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH]

Buckeye Fvck should be the next cartoon on Adult Swim

[@JMPK23]

Watched Rody of Protest The Hero get in a fight with a crowd surfer wouldn't stop coming on the stage messing with shit. Nailed him square in the face. Epic show!

[@Cr0wsMurd3r]

I was at a mixed genre festival like 20 years ago. While I was waiting for Cradle of Filth to begin their gig some less than good pop woman (Marit Bergman) was playing and a rotund couple in front of me and my mates started copulating in the middle of the crowd. 🤣 Pretty special moment... 🤣 Piss and vomit is a fairly common occurance by my reckoning, although usually confined to the toilets or bushes if outside.

[@bczarrockbeast6264]

Jareds Christian camp be like 2 girls one cup the live show 😂.

[@KseniiaEvtushenko]

Sometimes you piss, sometimes you...shit

[@jamesoursso2710]

The hilarious thing is I've eaten while watching worse in person at a highschool party😅😅 so I was just a munching while watching this video 😂😂

[@codesent2125]

I something in my leg when y'all read about ole dudes knee getting kicked in. Fudge! Lol

[@Jayb23432]

That kids a vegan now killed me Austin did you tie one on ;)

[@DonkeyScourge]

Haven't watched it yet but Brass Against has to be in here

[@torspomedia5861]

Hmm, I thought it's be nice after a hard days work, have my dinner at my computer and what's the new dickey dines show; great idea.

[@Yourname942]

18:50, glad I missed that concert then

[@EnvisionedBlindness]

You can still see everything as long as the eyeballs optical nerve has not been severed

[@jakersrule7267]

I remember being super drunk at a Lorna Shore concert in San Antonio... getting in the mosh pit... slipping on puddles of... what I would like to think was alcohol... and rolling my ankle.

[@danielbusa5372]

In before KZbin takes this down

[@Dethswitch44]

Years ago I was catching some local legends at a bar. Bass player for the headliner strips naked aside from his shoes mid song. Guy runs to the bar and climbed on top, rubbing his bare ass in the bartenders face. Then runs back to the stage and starts doing the worm on the floor when a player from the opening band decides to piss on him… on stage. So now there’s a 280 pound dude, naked, on the stage doing the worm while getting pissed on.

[@IanOnTheDL]

Was at a local show and after one of the bands sets I went to get a drink in the front of the venue and there was a girl puking in a trash can apologizing and crying. Certainly was not expecting that

[@blackfox1320]

Kyo from Dir En Grey foaming and cutting himself on stage was gnarly, saw them in 2006 when they did it and was super jarring.

[@TheVillanz93]

Grossest thing I witnessed was just before Staind at Rock on the Range 2014 (I think). Deep in the middle of the crowd I hear some people behind me make sounds of disgust or shock, I turn around and a dude is pissing in a beer bottle. I turn away and took back at the stage, then like 5 minutes later I hear the crowd behind me scream even louder, as I turn around I see the bottle flying up and over my head like 20ft in the air. I watch it land in another group of people.

[@yusuftary1553]

That Brass Against video is insane. Full waterfall.

[@shannonm7981]

MY 2 friends & I were at KnostFest in Sydney last year, & we were standing against the gate on the right-hand side of the small cutout they have between the 2 main stages for security. When Knocked Loose started, we were looking over at the stage, & noticed a guy in shorts & no shirt, that looked off his head, start to have a grand-mal seizure, so we screamed to the security to tell them, & they pulled him over the barrier & radio'd for EMTs. Well, when someone has a seizure they don't breathe for a few minutes while their brain resets. My friend didn't know that happens so she thought she watched him die & she passed out & also needed EMTs. Was still better than watching Knocked Loose's set though.

[@frog42]

Every story feels like "+10 psychological damage"

[@Slikx666]

I was working backstage at a festival in Plymouth UK, a band was getting ready to go on stage and I asked if anyone wanted a tea or coffee. I made the drinks and served them, the band appreciated it but the teabags weren't the best quality. 😐👍

[@lilkalilla8718]

😂 this episode wants me 2 pay 4 it

[@jjcul]

I went to a punk show in my hometown in high school at a bar called 123 pleasant street. This is a small town and so this is the main rock/metal/anything weird venue. There was a local band that had been around for many years called 'Cryptorchid Chipmunk' opening for Far From Finished. I had never seen this local band but was very excited as they had a cult following. To my surprise, I was introduced to GG Allen style shock rock for the first time. The lead singer of this band had a big gulp filled with water that he drank throughout the first few songs and a garbage can next to him. He starts vomitting into the garbage can at some point on purpose and I think, oh cool thats weird. This guy keeps fucking going. He started barfing on all of the band members on purpose. I think this was not planned amognst the band members. The reason I say this is, as the guitar player was getting thrown up all over, he looked more upset than the crowd did. I will never forget that show or how upset his guitar player looked.

[@nobel7x777]

Mine is definitely the men’s bathroom on the last day of Rock on the Range 2017. Half of the toilets didn’t work anymore so there were a lot of bodily fluids on the floor. I can still remember that smell to this day.

[@Superbeast547]

I saw a dude get his eye knocked out of his socket during Hatebreed at Mayhem Fest. That was wild. You really see some wild shit at festivals.

[@jakethemajikdog369]

Oddly enough, one of the most violent pits I've ever been in was Agent Orange. Some dude got his eyebrow split pretty bad and was just squirting blood everywhere, it was pretty gnarly because he didn't wanna stop moshing lol

[@Hellseeker1]

I seen a lot of snuff stuff, people getting shot, blown up and beheaded, but Two Girls One Cup that's where I draw it. One of the things in life I wish I could unsee.

[@thomassochacki128]

There's worse. I wish I didn't know, but there's worse.

[@fungusly]

Austin is looking so babygirl today! Sparkle on, sugar princess!!💕👸

[@ISITTHATJOSH]

"Juiced"🤣🤣 i can picture that situation, not good

[@stealthwolf2011]

New dickeydines notification to start the day!

[@stephenglass3605]

I’m surprised that brass against Rockville 2021 where she pissed live on stage in some fans face she brought on stage

[@edwincrain986]

Probably shouldn't have tried to eat dinner and watch this ..lmao

[@xXKASsNiPeSXx]

Not me but the drummer in my band, he does security at one of our local venues and he watched a guy die and had to guard the body while an ambulance came. Turns out it was the guitar tech for Animals as Leaders.

[@DangOlJesse]

I share am glad I woke up and watched this today

[@Heavymetalhunk]

I work at concerts in Noblesville,in Anderson the grossest thing I ever saw was a three-way happening in a porta potty with 30 people banging on the door and shaking it... When they ripped open the door they had one of the girl's setting on the urneral, the guy fell backwards with his pants off, and the other girl's legs was completely submerged in the toilet 😂😂

[@BBall0027]

9:00 Though it's a different direction, it reminds me of the Shaun Livingston knee injury

[@stevenfallon4244]

I was at blue ridge rock fest last year. It really was a living nightmare

[@neaituppi7306]

KZbin doesn't actually care. They really don't. They will say they do in public statements, but they don't care about swearing or graphic descriptions.

[@lpwillcontinue]

That pronunciation of Brisbane though 😂

[@kittykatmt]

Me: I'm fine, I can take those stories Also me: *listening to second story* NOPE Also me: watches the video till the end

[@leovoigr]

Man good thing I decided to eat while watching this

[@RanterInShades]

The artist names mentioned interested me more than the stories themselves. Like, this took place at their show.

[@Laurenconblaine]

Those leg press videos are rare, but after seeing someone get both their legs inverted only encourages me

[@jeanleadguitar]

I just enter on stage for the first song of the show and when i put my mouth on the microphone the singer of the previous band has spill on the mic , i go back when i feel the wet and seen the link rope of spill glue to my mouth and the mic,so i turn green and sick on the side of the stage without stopping playing.😅

[@caracini1]

What about Musician Mansion Season 2??? It's about time man. LMAO

[@Heavymetalhunk]

Also once had someone take the bag out of a 55 gallon trashcan and took a massive shit in the bottom of the can, then put the bag back in the trashcan and filled it half full of piss... 😂