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[@trennywise2183]

Temu is the online equivalent of a guy offering candy out of his van

[@undericesinger]

This was almost funny. I just think the van/candy joke has been done too much. I'm a dick. Sorry, man.

[@dontpissoffraccoons]

You're sounding a lot like you offer candy out of a van @@undericesinger

[@SlipknotIsBest04]

​@dontpissoffraccoons I agree with your username.

[@undericesinger]

@@dontpissoffraccoons No, I offer empty gatorade bottles and random seat fries out of my Camry.

[@SharkDeep]

@@undericesingerI agree. This trennywise guy ain’t funny.

[@Skeleton_Dork]

Fun fact: Temu is actually owned by the parking lot van guy from Gumball

[@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC]

Lol

[@CalebP.-ck8tw]

Most accurate description

[@lilyrahman9725]

I never thought in my godforsaken life that I'd hear Austin explaining the skibidy toilet phenomenon

[@brandynkilpatrick]

I haven’t made it to that part yet but I can’t wait😂

[@purpleheadedhedgehog3821]

Ok I’m still unfamiliar with what that is , but if Austin’s explaining it I may finally begin to get it

[@brettabey9973]

Austin: its kinda like the movie the fly but with a watermelon Jared: Its kinda like (explains the plot to the movie the fly but with a watermelon)

[@Dickey7861]

You can even see me look at him mid explanation and then look at the camera in disappointment lol

[@ulfhedtyrsson]

Austin: OH its a skibity toilet! Jared: What the fuck is that?

[@darklordofmayonnaise]

Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time they have to read the word "penis" in a product description. 😂

[@ethanpopo5722]

"Uh yeah, let me get a number 5 with a two-piece nut balls" killed me 😂

[@RyanConnell5150]

Finally some more stuff like this. I've missed the videos where you guys look at weird shit on the internet

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Are we just gonna ignore the exquisite word play that is “fappiness”? Funniest shit I’ve heard all day. Scratch that, hearing Austin refer to skibidi toilet as “weird autistic content” is the funniest shit I’ve heard all day.

[@russell6167]

Temu is like if you bought Wish off AliExpress.

[@comedicsociopathy]

Nah, Wish is like if you bought Temu from AliExpress. Wish is the worst of the three lol

[@Dayz_Ex]

Temu is just wish 2.0

[@futuramabender2078]

Teemu with a college degree!

[@MoonDevoured]

13:55 "blow his quack out" deserved something

[@Itemno9]

16:45 If Quiznos had watermelon back in the day.

[@moth312]

Jared grows a goatee and overnight he miraculously has the confidence and charisma of Steve Harvey

[@dillfunk-vd9je]

Can’t wait for some more sticky dimes…

[@michaelglass8546]

Please do another worst Christmas stories / worst Christmas presents episode. Those are freaking good and would love to see y'all do one for the holidays

[@russuello]

I deleted my Temu account about 5 minutes after creating it because ive never been more scared of getting scammed 🤣 that app looks like one big virus

[@comedicsociopathy]

It's not, not everything is low quality and they ship extremely fast. Never had a problem but I'm using the German site so idk if the US version is different.

[@Arthemesia]

Coffee color for when your accident looks like coffee ;)

[@landonlundin7792]

Loving the podcast. My thanks to you. I have lost contact with my og metal bros. Keep the metal alive ❤

[@reubenk7331]

🤣 Video title is dead on. That certainly was some weird shit!

[@coreythurston6137]

Love how Jared always tries to put logic behind the photos and products. Must forget he's looking at temu. Lmfao

[@BillyTheCheeseMonger]

I have bought over 800$ of shit from temu (mostly weird watches) and now I get random charges on my card like twice a week that I can’t track or refund, I’ve heard that temu has been charged for taking peoples bank info 💀💀

[@Zakk_Ross]

Yoo is that you in your profile picture? Insane build. Since your card is already compromised can I use it to buy the Fortnite battle pass please

[@BillyTheCheeseMonger]

@@Zakk_Ross nah dawg that’s Finnish IFBB pro legend Marko Savolainen

[@mattscfc849]

The Chinese know how gullible the west is 😂😂, then there’s tik tok. I’m typing this as Jared explains the masturbating cup… wtf 😂😂😂

[@Van.Meter_]

please do more of these i laughed my ass off😂

[@xpndblhero5170]

23:53 - And yet there's a fkn Temu ad and app download suggestion right below this video.... 😂

[@Condorlandor]

Ive got one of the tiny protein bottles it is used for storing your post workout so you can dump it in your shaker cup when your done 👍🏻 so you don't have to carry around a bunch of giant tubs to gym

[@EthanThomas-hk8ee]

This is gonna be fun!

[@a-man3179]

I'll be a Temu defender, there's some pretty neat stuff on there, not just weird shit.

[@comedicsociopathy]

It's because people are looking for these things for views. I buy normal stuff from there all the time and never even got recommended weird stuff. They ship extremely fast too.

[@codywelch3644]

When he said drill my mind went to step brothers. "No power tools! It's my toothbrush. That is NOT your toothbrush! Oh."... Close enough.

[@marmarballz]

Picklous Cage is the best thing about this video 😂

[@Fronty10]

Finally some good fucking content

[@jakubgodlewski9104]

Love the video, extremely fun but I would appreciate the screenshots being bigger or at least you filling the screen with a screenshot for the first few seconds when talking about it, as a mobile user I had to zoom into every image just to see what it is

[@peehandshihtzu]

Who the fug searches for a "self pleasure toy" with those exact words???

[@nicmoray6495]

Take care guys there is actually a huge lawsuit against them for selling personal data like creditcard info and stuff

[@musicman7105]

Oh boy

[@veicanoriceia]

18:09 C'mon guys... CROC & BALL TORTURE!

[@RyanConnell5150]

If you do more of these, make the screenshots a little bigger on screen please. I keep having to zoom in

[@marmarballz]

I had to turn off the subtitles so I could try to see. The pictures were small

[@woody8577]

Beware of Temu, folks. I wouldn't recommend doing business with them, myself. Shady af. Great video, Dinky Dank boyz!

[@HungryLights]

Only $11.80 for those pants? Sold.

[@Whereisdogbro]

I literally saw a dude with that whey keychain yesterday and was thinking to myself why anyone would have that. Guess I now have seen one of the 40. Bizarre coincidence😂

[@nopenothing761]

The mini baby toys used to be littered all around my highschool I'd find them in the energy drink vending machine deposit box all the time

[@tophatness5674]

Austin seems baked as fuck!😂

[@mattscfc849]

11.30 we call that a willy warmer in the uk 😂😂😂

[@ronanator789]

I'm glad I wasnt the only one thinking Justin would rock them lmfao

[@gabeluvsnumetal]

a senior prank at my school was ordering like 10,000 tiny plastic babies and dumping them in the principals office xd! good times.

[@thatoneguy5164]

Bring back looking at Facebook memes those where the days

[@Samael_Morningstar666]

My dad was one of the dumbasses that bought shit from temu and I told him everything they are getting investigated for and he STILL bought shit from them and I now remind him and laugh about it.

[@ohdell85]

He bought the penis workout tool didnt he

[@psychochicken9535]

"Stop making fun of me!" "Not until you learn your lesson. You gonna listen to me next time?"

[@comedicsociopathy]

I think it's hilarious when people who use TikTok warn me about Temu being Chinese spyware lol At least with Temu, I get some neat stuff and not only cringy teenagers.

[@estebanganan6367]

Metal cold ones

[@SergeantSlayer1]

0:02 should be the thumbnail for this vid.

[@sirnik6304]

The Autocatic thrusting male mastubator should be todays sponsor haha

[@spookythrillz1486]

I agree Justin would wear this 😂 I seen concerts of tallah on KZbin and was surprised 😂🎂

[@MinusFiveStars_]

It would be perfect if you read some of the reviews on the items.

[@fstktoaoz5101]

NEW KEILLEN ALLITH

[@BBall0027]

7:42 I'm imagining getting an Uber driver with that holding his phone up for GPS. I'm not sure if I would give him 1 or 5 stars, but he's certainly not 2, 3, or 4.

[@enasal-qawamshe374]

I used to teach 5th graders and they were obsessed with skibidi toilet 😭😭 I had to look it up just to see what the fuss was about and I wish I didn’t

[@IAmLiterallyGutsfromBerserk]

Goose Noose

[@RyanConnell5150]

13:02 😂

[@hlittle16]

0:51 - the look of a man who has ordered 4 fleshies off the site in the last month

[@ryan-cochran]

Temu is such a cursed site

[@Thomas-gq3oc]

I do love me some Temu

[@uncle_thulhu]

Austin, you're not talking about Skibidi by Little Big, are you?

[@kp-williams5850]

Im a cook and i feel like that some times (not the dying part...)

[@joeschmoe5009]

We get it jared, you need help making it bigger and and doing the job, my goodness man, you didnt have to go so hard, pun intended

[@BogStandardBloke]

My partner actually bought some of those little babies the other day!

[@Lolzosaurus]

of course we have Jared thirsting for Justin again,...

[@skatemetal5062]

Hay did you hear about the little chicken

[@RanterInShades]

10:40 This looks like the South Park episode where Randy gives himself testicular cancer.

[@sonicbreaker6991]

Temu says this item is free but you have to buy a certain amount of items to get a free item that ydek if your gonna get

[@SiriasisOFFICIAL]

Temu is like Twitterfied version of TikTok

[@Think_Feel_Act.]

If I comment before the premiere, will it be there when the video goes live? 🤔

[@InsaneShay]

Science

[@Think_Feel_Act.]

Indeed

[@lowshay]

how did the calendar have 1500 reviews but only 700 sold...seems kinda sus

[@oblivionzerokyle]

Someone at my job was leaving those babies in the urinals.

[@RyanConnell5150]

Picolas Cage looked more like The Rock

[@beridus]

Training to become the "master"bater

[@BeckhamWestphal]

*not sponsored* sees add for temu

[@buddhaclausstudios6762]

TEMU is WISH if you bought WISH from WISH.

[@kadeschedler9173]

I got a steak from temu. 10/10. Would buy again

[@woody8577]

Canine or feline?

[@CellarSpiderRae]

jerry are u gonna grow the beard out again? im curious 😅

[@mystic0maggot401]

Alright, you showed us Austin, now how much you want for him?

[@LeHeuZaHer]

Wish + Alibaba = Temu

[@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL]

The new wish

[@comedicsociopathy]

Temu is better.

[@OutlawVideoTV]

there is a scammer on Jarid Dines channel ripping people off with Jared Dines name and image.

[@peehandshihtzu]

Yeah, Um... I'm curious if those glossy oil pants have the double-deep butt cut or just the "normal" butt cut??? No reason, actually asking for someone else. Not a friend though, that would seem weird. :)

[@_of_nothing_]

temu and wish r dating

[@Think_Feel_Act.]

I wonder if these Pre-Upload comments will help with the YT Algorithm? 🤔

[@Dickey7861]

Fingers crossed haha🤞🏻

[@Think_Feel_Act.]

Indeed lol

[@Emmathelady]

2:51 Men’s fashion? Screw that! I know there are some of my fellow trans ladies, who would buy that in a second!

[@arininquotes8396]

22:26 what does "autistic" content mean in this context bc I don't feel like that's an ok thing to say?

[@Dickey7861]

Like as in "stimming" is a thing commonly associated with autism and Skibidi is stimming overload. It was not meant as a dig towards people with autism, but a comparison to the over stimulation of the skibidi content and the themes of "stimulation" that can be found in autism centered content. Skibidi is as if AI made content based off which stimulating things kept you watching the longest. That content can usually be centered towards peoples algorithms that have things like autism ADHD etc. which has created an uptick/market for content catered towards people with those conditions which leads us to having categorical content for people that would benefit those algorithms. aka content for people with autism. Hope that helps clear up what I meant! All love here!

[@arininquotes8396]

@@Dickey7861 Yes it does, thanks for the thoughtful reply!