Hilarious Hypotheticals! (OneyPlays Inspired)

Waddup gamers! Today we have a bit of a different experience, we were inspired by the hilarious OneyPlays gang and wanted to throw our creative hat in the ring! Give some love to Oney and subscribe for more!
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[@brandonleisure9999]

One could say jared is losing his sight, losing his mind, and wishing somebody would tell him hes fine

[@peachesnscream]

"I'm being hunted by a vignette" 😂😂

[@ZaccScissorlip]

Can we do a gaming storytime with the OneyPlays cast? That would go craaazzy!

[@zedanide6984]

Gotta get Zach and Chris on the show at this point, this isn't the first time Oney has been referenced. Have them record a song or do a roast off

[@humanure0]

unfortunately we both know that just would not happen brother. fun idea regardless

[@robertanderson1690]

He can go on their show since it's far more popular, but I agree.

[@ringoflatts6571]

Lyle too, since he’s a guitarist/metalhead

[@borbleborb4586]

honestly zach needs to do some vocals on a real brutal song

[@humanure0]

i love finding out there’s a seemingly large (enough for it to be surprising) crossover between these two audiences

[@humanure0]

not sure why i phrased that like i do this regularly

[@FingersMahoney]

It went 3 ways. I think the button video Austin mentioned is an old Rooster Teeth video.

[@derekbastien2181]

The most underrated channel in KZbin history I can’t count the amount of times I have died laughing at these videos. They always put me in a great mood. Looking forward to more frequent uploads guys you are the best!

[@BittersweetDuality]

Check out Speeduncle99 especially the truth or DM series

[@Jasminemass9403]

It makes me so happy you guys are fans of OneyPlays. This is the best. We need a collab NOW

[@crimsonwerecat]

Now imagine if back in the day, every time Jimi Hendrix dropped acid, he met Jared!

[@griefforest1870]

Those three sounds at once sound intriguing. Imagining growling, screaming and Dani Filth screeching at the same time, it would sound absolutely mental

[@tevildo9383]

So it’s just real time layering?

[@griefforest1870]

@@tevildo9383 Basically. There are classically trained singers and in certain native cultures who can split their voice at least two ways, but three is impossible as far as I know.

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

I almost feel like jared was microdosing shrooms in this video, he’s just so much more on the ball and clever than usual

[@F_L_U_X]

1:40 🤣 Austin should really get hired by Adult Swim or SOMEBODY who can animate his crazy ideas/comedy/talent.

[@WyWyOG]

I LOVE OneyPlays so much, makes me happy seeing this kinda content

[@willhargreaveshf]

Every time Dickey says 'arms' he sounds more and more like Mr. Krabs

[@shawndavis7688]

"These are just like taste good. Just like buttered toast" is one of my favorite things he ever said and my favorite Ed Edd and Eddy reference ever lmfao I forgot about this video till it popped up on my reccs again and I'm so glad tapped on this lmfao

[@elaynaterrell3576]

All I had to see was the what if big foot tied you up and I was in lol

[@jobiy1999]

You'd only get 200 sneezes before your vision was 100% darker than it was before your first sneeze.

[@TylerRossow]

The vignette edit gave me anxiety in this context 😂😂

[@javierolvera4190]

Austin should have a goblin off against Zach lol make this happen!

[@_nickbaxxter]

Austin and Jared have such creative minds and really work perfectly together. You both not only have major musical talent but your comedy is honestly genius. A lot of these hypotheticals, on top of countless other bits you guys do, could be turned into HILARIOUS and incredibly artistic skits for KZbin content. Like that Jimi Hendrix on 3 hits of lsd one? That is a great idea. Even one of the last videos with the 40 year old guy who just started a music career and physically struggling to keep up - had me literally frozen in laughter🤣

[@RyanConnell5150]

11:02 Chris Pratt just becomes Chris Farley from that sketch on SNL where he kept saying to Paul McCartney "remember when you did ___? That was great" lmao

[@justahusk8151]

If my parents had their faces swapped I would sneeze 200 times and go blind.

[@wolfbournethefirst5055]

I love that Dickey is an Oneyplays fan

[@No-sr5fb]

Shred collab with lyle when? Lol love it

[@billiejoeeyelash]

This is probably the most unexpected thing on this channel but I'm all for it.

[@TuffOrganicBoi]

I was just going back through some of your guys’ old videos when I came across the “ why do we play music” video and I just realized how much Austin has influenced me. Like him I was going through a dark time and related to the songs and that is why I now want to be a drummer or at least involved in music like maybe a producer or something. I’m trying to start a band with a classmate of mine who plays guitar but I don’t really know how. Maybe you guys could do a video about it talking about your experiences with it. I’m 16 by the way and have been playing the drums for 4 years now. I’ve always wanted to do vocals but I can’t really sing so I’m trying to learn how to scream and Austin’s tutorials are great. I love your guys’ music and your videos so much. They always get me out of a bad mood. I just wanted to let you know how appreciative I am of all your work.

[@loke-a-motive368]

It's funny that this is inspired by OneyPlays, cause I've always thought Dickey sorta sounds like Zach Hadel. That's just me, tho. Lol

[@somethingaboutfrogs]

If you pinch the bridge of your nose just below your eyes for a few seconds it fully stops the sneeze build up. I went a solid 2 years without sneezing one time.

[@carlyh4315]

Austin has some Zach energy honestly. I love it

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Biggest compliment around ❤

[@FOCS27]

Damn, that last hypothetical became reality! Does that mean the rest will too? Did Austin predict the future? Illuminati confirmed.

[@ItsJustMe0585]

You will be happy to know that the horse in the Neverending Story did NOT die.

[@edboithesquatch]

These guys are always funny af🤣🤣🤣

[@xXTrueSeekerXx]

Have been a fan of both of you for a very long time. That being said, this is easily the earliest I've been for a video. Probably helps I've been binging the show for the last few days. Keep it up, guys. I love seeing how far both of you have come

[@ModernDayMalice]

Can only think about a snorlax causing a traffic jam now

[@alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402]

I came here in search of tomars mysterious little special emeralds. And I'm sorely disappointed by the lack of aforementioned emeralds.

[@nordicshredder4128]

the alchemy one had me thinking of FMA and how it would be cool to use tomes/circles to be at an insane level of skill at anything

[@SamsMusicification]

2:30am perfect time to watch a new Dickey Dines vid. Or 'Ticket Tunes' as autocorrect would have it xD

[@F_L_U_X]

Jared: what does that even mean? Austin: I have no idea Jared: ...didn't you write these? Austin: Yeah Jared: So what does that even mean? Austin: I have no idea

[@jayfindlay7793]

Yeah I could definitely stifle every sneeze for the rest of my life,

[@williamtrevino7542]

This is the best channel on KZbin I always bust out laughing please never stop

[@haydenkinley5266]

the sneeze conundrum put the fear of god in me. I'm riddled with allergies and have impared visions already, i'd go blind in a week. whatever malevolent being wills this curse into existence must be truly evil.

[@Syntex_Infinity]

I did the math, you only need to sneeze 200 times before going 100% blind. The average person sneezes about 450 times a year so it would only take about 6 months to go completely blind (that is if you don't try to control the sneezing)

[@coreyalexander5375]

I saw the thumbnail to this on my tv half asleep. I chalk it up to my brain mixing up two different images and fall back asleep. I wake up to see it was real. My worlds that i never thought would crossover have and I'm fine with this.

[@JeserNoob]

My amount of respect for Austin has gone so much higher for having appreciation for oneyplays / zach

[@aestheticbeatz5700]

Oh i get it. He's in a video game where hes Mario. It's a remake, so you'd be in a video game. Where Jack Black is Bowser that's a real thing. It's being developed.

[@bubblegumswirl9744]

It makes me so happy that Austin watches Oneyplays, they’d be fuckin’ hilarious together!

[@im_not_a_real_guy]

3:48 yes it hurts

[@smackofalltrades]

Now that i'm 30 ive increased my DickeyDines intake. Its really good for the skin, eyes, lungs and bunghole. Highly recommend

[@reubenk7331]

Some of those really make you consider, then others, no freaking way.

[@RQ.140]

Best way to not sneeze I've found is biting your tongue, your brain is going to try to keep you from biting through your own tongue so you just like bite it till the sneezy sensation passes.. and it totally works too! This coming from a guy who is allergic to everything except Horses, Kentucky Blue Grass, and Pine Trees. (Genetically im a northern Kentucky horse farmer.)

[@SlyHikari03]

Nice to see that someone else knows oney. Also, I’d love a collab with the bois.

[@swept4829]

A video from my favorite channel inspired by my second favorite channel?! Fuck yeah

[@LeHeuZaHer]

Love that “just like buttered toast” Ed reference 🤣

[@skatemetal5062]

Every time I take 3 hits of acid I see Jimmy along with Jerry Garcia

[@Kurimi13]

It still has trouble being recommended to me when it comes out, but I'm really happy to have DickeyDines back.

[@nudalBrains]

I sneeze every time I walk out a dark building. Light sensitivity is a bitch and I’d be blind by the end of the month. 😆

[@deadlikedisco4726]

I was just watching some old Ding Dong and Julian videos when this popped up. Fantastic timing.

[@JFrohlichMusic]

The La Croix boix's

[@Brutaldeathkingpin]

It's funny y'all referenced oney plays lyle is an amazing guitar player

[@Masked_SVincent]

I’m just saying, if a mouth appears on my belly button and tells me not to tell anyone, I ain’t takin the risk of… whatever the mouth is tormenting my insides lmao

[@RyanConnell5150]

7:52 no you'd be a double amputee beatboxer. Paraplegic is like Joe Swanson on Family Guy where you have legs but you can't use them.

[@xayax7920]

I love that these are the guys that made Dining w/ Dickey

[@ZarMakoupisGeORge]

All that's missing from the frame of this video is a little dancing mouse (to represent Zach) and we've got the ulternative reality version of all the members of the oney gang. Dickey as Chris, Jared as Tomar and the skeleton as Lyle.

[@nicolassetser3878]

Lyle, Lyle you gotta wake up

[@xx7secondsxx]

The "no arms" debate is making my think of the he Seinfeld episode where George I'd all mad at work. "They had a guy there who had NO ARMS!!... he had a pretty woman... got More work done than I did!.... Drove a better car than I did!...." Jerry: "He drove a better car!?.... with no arms!" "Oh who cares..... they all hated me anyways Jerry!" LMADO!🤣🤣🤣

[@xpndblhero5170]

I'm pretty sure taking any amount of acid would make you see Jimmy Hendrix and I only know that because I've seen him there.... LoL

[@skeezie6855]

Been watching y’all since 2016. And y’all continue to brighten my day up. I love you boys always 🤘🤘🤘

[@BlueberryPlays_]

I can't express how hyped the oney and zach were the inspiration for this video lmfao yesssssss

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

12:04 Make-a da Mushroom Kingdom a-Great Again!

[@frosmane9041]

im a proficient vocalist and i gotta say... that triple sound imitation thing seems pretty gnarly. cj mccreary tunnel lows, with dickie allen tunnel highs and some monstrous top tongue mids all at the same time would be just the gnarliest sound ever.

[@smyleg3586]

I have an Oneyplays problem. Just watched like an hour and a half compilation of their impressions last night. Lol

[@Nothoman16]

U can sneeze underwater, it's happened too me before in a pool

[@MrRoBiNg13]

OneyPlays inspired DickeyDines video was not on my bingo card but I'll be damned if it hasn't been added now

[@armadyllcrown]

Former swimmer here, you can in fact sneeze under water its just not very pleasant.

[@WillowTheSchizo]

I used to squeeze my nose when I was about to sneeze and it just never came.

[@CaloBrown]

Big foot TikTok? I'd be down for that.

[@justsomedude88]

I love you guys so much. Thank you for the dopamine.

[@TheDerpsKast]

This is a crossover I did not fucking expect

[@xx7secondsxx]

Heyyy!!! If your parents had the swapped face features!!!...... the 5% vision loss from that 5 mill isn't sounding too bad now!!! LMADO!

[@outr0]

As soon as you had burp !!! I BURPED

[@RubyDaJelly]

I literally set a reminder for this video, but I fell asleep. Lol

[@montanaadams452]

Look, all I'm saying is if you had a tiny clone of Hitler, would you torture it?

[@TheAngelofDeath78]

I'd agree to do Luigi, but I gotta get a spot on the Terminal List too

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

Am I too high or did Jared not understand the second one where you go more blind with every sneeze? 🤣

[@RyanConnell5150]

I would be Chris Pratt's Luigi if he took me to meet Aubrey Plaza, his Parks and Rec costar. She's my favorite Parks cast member.

[@gideon-abelcole681]

The roachdog's little boy made it in the thumbnail

[@beautifuldisaster848]

Oh God Jared is my spirit human 😂 la crois and burping

[@fungusly]

My worlds are colliding

[@Arthemesia]

Me likey dat Owni in gee

[@Gottislaps]

Love the videos boys !

[@DarkAnubis]

0:40 Ed, Edd, and Eddy reference?

[@yuma_da_puma]

Austin getting that long hair 🤘

[@Emo_Penguin32]

Worst first dates from reddit and your personal own! Next video please

[@TrashBoat11]

Bigfoot's Manager is a sick band name 🔥🤣

[@Chris-zr2jk]

Did not expect this.

[@outr0]

🤩🤩

[@late_gamer13]

Jared, I'm so glad you shaved your mustache, it frustrated me 🤣

[@garrettwells5895]

Would you shit yourself for a joke even if no one else knew you did?

[@michaelholm3320]

Metalcore vocalist tier list part 3 plz

[@Skippymcdingus]

green cumulon

[@EnYourMom]

As a person whose sneeze is violent, you can hold all of them in. You just get questions about why you hold it in 😂 Also PSA the horse from never ending story didn’t die!

[@logancuda4624]

Ive held my sneezes all my life. Only the really intense ones I let loose when it would be really painful to hold it in.

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

LOL good to know! Yeah I put up an article on screen when we talked about it clarifying it was a hoax!