Ranking Horrible Life Events!

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[@cjalmighty]

"I'll sleep through a kid dying, bro." is an early nominee for quote of the year 😂

[@JFrohlichMusic]

"We play it slightly differently from the rules" A DickeyDines show law

[@AlexusDelphi]

The sunburn would be WAY worse than a 33. That's a burn through the dermis, epidermis, and into the subcutaneous tissue. That wouldn't just be an inconvenience, that's life threatening

[@lippi2171]

Especially that it's a 3rd degree. That's hospital level stuff. And would probably stay there as huge scars. The only thing worse is the 4th degree but the term is rarely used (it's when bones literally turn into charcoal) but other than that 3rd burn damages ppl for life.

[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

Ranking horrible life events? Well, i genuinely hope nobody's had it worse than me. Car wreck and paralyzed from the waist down at 19, nerve pain, stuck in a wheelchair, very little bowel and bladder control...yeah picture that for while😂 but hey, lifes not all bad. Dont have to go to work, get to stay home all day and do wood projects or play video games, and i still managed to lose my virginity. Theres plenty to enjoy in life no matter what youre going through, and theres hope for everybody to find love🤗

[@warshrine8635]

Got ta pop that cherry hellz yeah dude

[@Gottislaps]

Dude love your positivity super hope nothing but the best for ya 🫡🙏🏻

[@gagekale]

Damn, I'm so sorry! It seems you're living your best life though, you're inspiring!

[@Keno9988]

bad rng

[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

@@gagekale thanks! I don't know about best but I'm trying lol✌

[@Motel_6]

You guys should do an episode somewhat like the price is right but you find items on Facebook marketplace and the other has to guess the price

[@Mayhemzz]

I actually had a favourite neighbour die. Growing up we had this sweet old guy living next to us who was in no way related, just happened to live in the house next to the one my parents bought. He was always super nice to us and even let me borrow a jeweled scarab he bought in his earlier life travels for a school show and tell. He was our neighbour for like 30 years, I moved out of home in my early 20s and a few years later heard the news that he had passed away. It was sad, but at the same time I knew he was struggling with his health (the dude was like 98 when he died), so I knew it was his time and that eased the pain. RIP Bill.

[@lindygrrl658]

20 seconds in and Austin is still snarling...lmao, good show, don't have to even watch the rest😂😂😂

[@shawnwhelan7746]

You guys for years have brought me uncontrollable, bent over, tummy laughter. Especially fucking Austin. It’s the little things in life. I’m forever thankful for the content 😂

[@SirSblop]

When Austin mentioned the blisters on his shoulders, I had war flashbacks to when I spent a like three hours, without sunscreen on a beach in LA, in the middle of summer. My brother thought it would be funny to slap my blistered shoulders, they popped and to this day I can’t think of a more painful experience 😀

[@LyricalLaughterOfficial]

Love how you guys can take a “meh” game and make it funny as shit

[@SkitzoMFwittashovel777]

commenting so the algorithm pushes my favorite channel to more people

[@TeKett]

Third degree sunburn requires medical help, the damage would be substantial, blisters and open wounds whould be the least of your problems, and you likely increase your risk of skin cancer from unlikely to you will get it once you reach 60. The degree indicates how many layers of your skin is damaged. Let me tell you, iv had a second degree sun burn, and that feels like your whole skin is a open wound for a few days and the body reacts by giving you fever for a couple days.

[@jimmyginseng]

“They rated it a 37.5, which is almost the splinter nuts” That is a wild statement I don’t believe has ever been uttered by man.

[@synissilent9235]

At 10:32 Austin is just doing a Korn cover lmao

[@therestingmitchface6241]

8:12 as a retail employee, that is a legitimate hell

[@kirapwns]

"thats higher than the sunburn!"

[@m310grass]

I feel like the sunburn one wasn't actually a third degree burn, (like the game said it was a third degree burn but ranked it like it wasn't) (Also it depends on the size of the burn)

[@XxcowardicexX]

I'm a cook, 3rd degree burns are no joke. You'd die from sun poisoning if from the sun lol.

[@TheDemocultis]

The daughter question should have been worded to ask how painful it would be for the would be father thing.

[@jaydenphillips6992]

petition for dickey to quit vaping⬇️⬇️

[@Dickey7861]

I’m gunna upvote too, worst thing I ever did was pick it up

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

You got this man. It's a rough thing, and I know you got this if you wanna get off it. and I hope sincerely you have the support behind you that you need. :) Always put yourself first brother, it makes you no less weak, pinkie promise.@@Dickey7861

[@definitelynotgore]

@@Dickey7861no it’s fine because when it kills you, you’ll just go to vape heaven. So many fucking sick clouds.

[@sandonparrish7217]

He's an adult. If he wants to stop, cool. If not, then that's just that

[@MB-qj9vl]

Read the comment above yours😂😂😂​@@sandonparrish7217

[@ireworks2007]

6:01 XDD the dickie allen impersonation is on point

[@therocketmanarch]

17:23 - ...and you get stuck in an elevator after all that. Alone. With Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on endless loop. Sounds like a plot for a really dark comedy movie, lol.

[@1bbjjhhjj]

I was on a cruise as a kid, and I remember when we stopped at one of the islands my Mom got off and was doing some shopping while my stepdad att who was much older and had to use a wheelchair was supposed to watch me. Well my Mom wanted me to go into the daycare/kids area, and I refused and wanted to play in the pool with all my friends. And well my stepdad forgot to plaster me since I have super sensitive skin, and as someone with ADHD and ADD I was even aware cuz I was having so much fun. Mind you there wasn't a cloud in the sky lol. Lets just say the entire rest of the trip and the next 2 weeks were completly ruined.

[@h3r3tic66]

Not gonna lie I saw the hemorrhoid one and remembered a bad hemorrhoid i had a while back, it made it practically impossible to shit or go to the bathroom without it stinging. Plus if that shit pops, its insanely highly likely to get a bad infection

[@DylanN54]

I once spent 12 hours in the sun in a pool during summer when I was 14 with no sunscreen and felt fine all day until I went inside noticed I was straight pink and had complete sun poisoning and had bubbled up blisters over my entire torso after a day or two and dude literally that shit is 100 out of 100 of pain and torture and never had anything more painful a kidney stone is up there but once it’s passed you have relief with burns there is no relief for weeks

[@garyr7646]

apparently it would be very rare to get a 3rd degree burn from the sun. most sunburn is 1st degree with prolonged exposure causing 2nd degree. my uncle has 3rd and 4th degree burns from a work accident at a chemical plant when he was younger. you would have permanent scarring with 3rd degree burns.

[@Legolion17]

I recently went into a mosh pit with sunburn blisters on my shoulders, they popped, it hurt so bad. Like 70/100. But totally worth it.

[@runetube10]

I know it sounds counter intuitive but a hot shower when you’re sunburnt will actually really help soothe you once it’s over but it sure burns like hell when you’re in there.

[@jpgiles1725]

Really, I thought it was cold showers? However, good to know. I'll look into it

[@d3th_2_all]

@@jpgiles1725cold water would cause it to blister. I wouldn’t say go straight hot water. Maybe like warm water

[@jpgiles1725]

@@d3th_2_all interesting 🤔. Thanks for the tip

[@zep0th370]

Show is legit as fuck guys!

[@GalacticCenterOG]

7:13 I said 15 9:32 I said 45 10:56 I also said 15 12:18 I said 5 lol 14:15 omg I said 83 lol, if I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’. See, once you’ve already raised a kid, you don’t ever wanna do it again. You’re for me if that happened I’d be in my mid 40’s so even though I’m still young enough to, I would still be friggin’ pissed. I waited til I was 28, so yeah, having that kind of discipline with this face was almost harder than getting off both heroin and methadone, lol. 18:11 I said 91 19:22 I said 16 🤷🏻‍♂️ 21:48 I said 25 23:32 I said 55 25:44 I said 45 30:57 I said 93 32:57 I said 97 34:21 I said 40

[@andreashakestad9013]

This was the wrong video to start when having lunch at work. When they started talking about hemorrhoids i lost my appetite

[@markmiller2025]

Years later you guys still make me cackle out loud by just messing around. Forever love this channel ❤

[@spicybean2004]

I love it when the pickle donkey bois rank sum real life tragedies

[@6karate]

5 seconds in alresdy dying 🤣

[@spencerdeeks2051]

Agreed 😂

[@rebekahcarter8120]

I love both of y'all's laughs.

[@ronald666mcdonald]

mitch lucker screeching "you coward" was targeted at them people who don't unblock bogs

[@Gottislaps]

Dickin and dining the algorithm for the boyssssss

[@melvinschrute9617]

Dunk my Krunk in Dunky the Krunk with the new episode of the Dunky Krunk Show

[@anthonyr598]

This is one of my fave episodes of the Dickey dines show lol after watching something so depressing to now re-watching something so funny and uplifting, like let’s go!! lol shit hahaha I need to be in good spirits before going to work today lolol

[@inadaze6076]

The lawnmower foot one -- as the kid of a trauma surgeon, I have seen what that looks like several times throughout my life. Not fun in the slightest.

[@gretchenmyers1279]

nope, guys. hemorrhoids are awful. it's not the sitting part, its the ITCHING, lol, cuz polite society sez no scratchy on the bum bum in public

[@johnpreston7889]

You know they make this awesome thing called a boat. That could help you out a lot with your many travels. I'm just funking with ya! You two are awesome people and personalities. Keep doin' what you're doin', and keep on keepin' on!

[@sethhallstead1939]

You guys are fuckkng hilarious it would be a blast to hang out and do these with you guys

[@warshrine8635]

Allergic to weed worse than alcohol to me

[@jpgiles1725]

I'm super sensitive to weed

[@anti54321]

Hemorrhoids... The itchy burning friend you never forget

[@lukin197]

No fly list - have these guys not heard of a boat/cruise ship🤣

[@Noahlong43]

Lol I didn’t even know Austin watches fishtank

[@reykomi6327]

I gave the daughter getting pregnant an 85, guess the creators of the game would agree with me. Definitely would rather have severe burns or lose a limb over my daughter getting an unwanted pregnancy at a young age.

[@jpgiles1725]

The best part about being sunburnt, is peeling off the skin after it starts to heel..idk why but its great. You also feel great afterwards. You're always happy to not have that part that was sunburnt feel normal again

[@Durkhead]

In highschool I went to ozzfest and I didn't wear a hat or put sunscreen on my head and I was there all day so I got the worst sunburn just on my head so all day at school I was peeling quarter size pieces of skin from my head

[@mistahcahawking]

I've been stung by jellyfish plenty of times, I'd rank it a 5 at most, a Bee sting is way worse

[@elephantgurl750]

,,I'd sleep thru a kid dying"

[@alexandergiandettore]

27:36-27:43 LMFAO

[@austinclark6371]

I think Jared and Austin forgot that you can drive out of country and you can go on ships.

[@Darquespells666]

Still waiting for that Acoustic Deathcore 🎸🤘

[@HellSpartanZ]

I have hemorrhoids & I can tell they don't affect how u sit I've had for like 2 years now the only thing with is you gotta make sure your ass is clean or it will itch your ass to death its more annoying than painful

[@MandyDeadite]

"Itch your ass to death" is a great song title.

[@davewetering7554]

Check out alex terrible's version of all i want for christmas! It is amazing❤

[@deamon506]

16:00 I’m CACKLING

[@elchomper.1063]

3rd degree sunburn over a hemroid??? Are you kidding me? It was SUNBURN right?? Yeah it sucks but over hemroids??

[@bluddlust562]

Anyone else lose their mind with their baby impressions? 🤣

[@AissurDrol]

A 3RD DEGREE BURN is a 33? That's nonsense, it's a 133 at minimum. 3rd degree burns are like you've literally been on fire for several seconds. You would probably die from that.

[@SatansAvocado]

I never drank that much alcohol but the covid Jab made me very allergic to it, cant even drink a mouthfull of beer now without feeling sick and getting an istant headache, still go out with my mates they drink beer i drink water, was mildly annoying at first, but it saves a shit load of money

[@Metalprincess1349]

Hemorrhoids fucking suck my dudes!! Deadass hella painful!! 🤣🤣

[@peehandshihtzu]

I too stay out of the sea. :)

[@kotycassidy6955]

My mom's friend mangled his foot with a push mower. He made it funny and would put fake blood and hamburger on it and scare the shit out of kids.

[@lost9050]

I just can't stand every single time Jared cracks up laughing with anything Dickey says, I start to laugh too hahaha I wouldn't be able to play this without knowing the limits of it. Smith once said that reasonable people think about the limits to make decisions and it makes a lot of sense. Like, imagine that you were raised by a multimillionaire family and the biggest issue you have is that bag you wanted is not there. But slumdog millionaire dude would look at it and laugh, so what could feel like 70% to the heir, would be -10% to him So knowing the limits (the worst and the best scenario in the game) it would be the spot. But is me being highly competitive and boring. A normal person would unconsciously make two mistakes to make a scale and then extrapolate it to define all the other grades

[@hubertlefebvre5940]

please actually cover warpath in whisper screams

[@GalacticCenterOG]

32:38 Jared… stop doing that lol. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️☕️

[@brettabey9973]

I have chronic hemorroids and there are levels to that shit lol

[@a-man3179]

How close is 3rd degree sunburn to sunstroke?

[@em2strange]

Pretty far. Sunstroke doesn’t even require a burn. 3rd degree is every layer of your skin

[@DaddyKhaos]

Don't worry about me😂😂😂

[@deamon506]

I think y’all are severely underestimating third degree burns lmao

[@smarre12]

The ratings on the cards are weird as hell

[@late_gamer13]

I have/had hemorrhoids, and it doesn't really bother me 🤷‍♀️ Maybe I'm an alien, idk. Yeah, throw the whole foot away.

[@user-un8sy5qh1i]

Dude my girlfriend actually got her foot mangled mower no joke her foot is all messed up years after it

[@wateryevents960]

Pick a band, save three of their songs, delete the rest of their catalogue.... lol told ya I.E. The Rolling Stones: 1 Wild Horses 2 Angie 3 Mothers little helper

[@gNome_5]

12:59 Apparently not; after all, she did get pregnant! 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lmfao 😂

[@sven6999]

jared has become the metalversion of theo von with that "i love doing that sh$t bro" 😂

[@K1NGD0M]

Austin, what if it was your lottery ticket and because of the breakup, your ex stole the lottery ticket and won. What rating would you give it?

[@christinalopez2487]

Ya'll crack me up ❤

[@MattsLPcz]

am i an alcoholic? i mean i am but am I ????

[@potluck5896]

I disagree with every single one of those scores on the cards, whoever voted for those are so weak.

[@thecleanslateshow4593]

I got slap ya mama in my eye right now that’s a pretty horrible life event I’m goin through

[@ADJL1331]

I'd rather have a 3rd degree burn, than a 2nd, because when the blisters burst you lose sensation of the area, therefore it hurts way less than a 2nd degree burn. I guess that's why it was ranked lower than expected. The elevator over night could suck depending on the air ventillation of the elevator and the scenario where you're already slightly dehydrated when getting stuck, it could really suck. Being allergic to alcohol wouldn't just affect you through drinking. Alcohol is present in many hygiene and cossmetic products, small amounts in some everyday food items as well as disinfectants. I mean, you have a huge cut on your leg from an accident and you're treated with an alcohol based disinfectant and immediately go into anaphylactic shock... Nah fam Edit: When it comes to burns, how bad it is mainly depends on the size of the area affected. Having 1% of body surface area burned 3rd degree is much better than having 2nd degree on 75% of your body. So if it's a small area, I'd prefer a 3rd degree burn than my teenage daughter getting pregnant