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This week Yahtzee reviews Left Alive.
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Пікірлер: 605
@snarkmarx
@snarkmarx 5 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee: "If I gave you money would you go away?" Square Enix: Awkward silence Konami: "WE WILL GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMME!"
@rumplstiltztinkerstein
@rumplstiltztinkerstein 5 жыл бұрын
EA: "We will take the money, but we won't go"
@angelevans4950
@angelevans4950 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't the idea to stop giving them money so that they will go away?
@jedediahhopkins6051
@jedediahhopkins6051 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I’ve even heard about this game.
@carsons5750
@carsons5750 5 жыл бұрын
Then you need to watch Giantbomb's look at it kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqjFoYZvi7OLhZI It gets really good at ~10:30
@archivehans
@archivehans 5 жыл бұрын
I saw it at my local gameplay store while buying 6 copies of bayonatta for the swtich. I saw the MGS art on the cover and thought it was some kojma remake
@Xatzimi
@Xatzimi 5 жыл бұрын
It hasn't had good promotion nor a memory title, which is fine all things considered
@Ignorethisuk
@Ignorethisuk 5 жыл бұрын
@@archivehans only 6?
@ovalos383
@ovalos383 5 жыл бұрын
@@archivehans oof that must have hurt in the soul
@Mathmachine
@Mathmachine 5 жыл бұрын
I think Yahtzee feels Left Alive would be better off dead.
@ProfRainestorm
@ProfRainestorm 5 жыл бұрын
You deserve a solid amount of credit for this. I hope you receive it!
@francismakoni1526
@francismakoni1526 5 жыл бұрын
@r/punpatrol
@exxon3411
@exxon3411 5 жыл бұрын
Nailed it.
@Hermititis
@Hermititis 5 жыл бұрын
"I want my two dollars!"
@bobbuilding7264
@bobbuilding7264 5 жыл бұрын
where's my 2 dollars?
@th0rn1337
@th0rn1337 3 жыл бұрын
"I could tell you what it isn't. It ISN'T very good." Gold star, still makes me laugh after the hundredth time hearing it.
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame that amazing artist from the metal gear games had to work on this. Honestly the art of this game is the only quality thing in it
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace 5 жыл бұрын
Pajamapants Jack I agree, I thought the game was pretty great looking... but it’s like an apple that is rotten in the inside. The outside looks fine but the gameplay was just... not fun. Though your Pfp isn’t a shame, so that helps. Also I like your artwork, I forgot I was subbed to you and I saw a bunch of lewd stuff in my youtube home.
@MooMissle
@MooMissle 5 жыл бұрын
That and it's another shitty attempt at "reinventing" Front Mission, when the originals were just fine game play wise.
@brapmaster
@brapmaster 5 жыл бұрын
Yoji Shinkawa.
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Thomlinson i can’t believe I forgot his name
@brapmaster
@brapmaster 5 жыл бұрын
Pajamapants Jack I forgive you.
@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 5 жыл бұрын
Left Alive? It probably shouldn't have been...
@alexlee4154
@alexlee4154 5 жыл бұрын
BANG That deserves an early lunch!
@averagebritishguy7082
@averagebritishguy7082 5 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY.
@thegoldencaulk2742
@thegoldencaulk2742 5 жыл бұрын
It should've been... Left 4 Dead YEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!
@Vicous528
@Vicous528 5 жыл бұрын
@Joel Schembri Probably both. 🙃
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 5 жыл бұрын
​@@Vicous528 The situation probably went like this: When given the game, the marketing team realized there would be no way to market it so killed themselves to avoid being forced to, which the executives took as a sign and decided to hope no one would notice it instead of replacing them.
@JustAnotheNeoSilver
@JustAnotheNeoSilver 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: This is actually a spin-off of the Front Mission series, that rarely seen Square strategy franchise about giant robots and geopolitics. "Left Alive" is a good way do describe its status in the US; it's just kinda there.
@Seipheris88
@Seipheris88 5 жыл бұрын
Give me back my X-Com with mechs
@HaloInverse
@HaloInverse 5 жыл бұрын
...so a more fitting title might have been "Left Over"?
@ArcaneAzmadi
@ArcaneAzmadi 3 жыл бұрын
Front Mission is probably Squeenix's most sadly abused franchise. The last PROPER Front Mission game, Front Mission 5: Scars of War, was on the _PS2,_ and despite being considered THE best one in the entire series, wasn't even given an English release because... well, because Squeenix don't really give a fuck about Front Mission, if we're being blunt. Then it had the shitty online action game, and this execrable piece of garbage, and apart from that it's been left to rot. A heinous waste of IP.
@ZaydinTTV
@ZaydinTTV 2 жыл бұрын
@@Seipheris88 just play harebrained schemes battletech instead.
@trickyricky4731
@trickyricky4731 5 жыл бұрын
- Bad AI -Greedy business practices -Frustrating controls -Underdeveloped mechanics -Crap story and game play With your powers combine I am Captain Shit game!
@saltypumpkin927
@saltypumpkin927 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like underdeveloped mechanics falls under crap gameplay.
@dannybeane2069
@dannybeane2069 5 жыл бұрын
You mean Captain John Remaro's Bitch?
@Freestylinbran
@Freestylinbran 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Anthem
@chillhour6155
@chillhour6155 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like a checklist for every modern AAA release
@trickyricky4731
@trickyricky4731 5 жыл бұрын
I forgot bugs and glitches
@39Chevy
@39Chevy 5 жыл бұрын
Well, if Romero is Captain Planet...then I'd assume David Cage is "Heart".
@tomasparant8901
@tomasparant8901 5 жыл бұрын
In this metafore, I think cage would wield the "Ring of Awful Writing".
@billveusay9423
@billveusay9423 5 жыл бұрын
But the problem is he would also wield the "ring of quick-time-events". Congratulation Cage, you have acquired enough power to wield two of the rings. Also, who could wield the "ring of cover base-shooting behind chest-high walls" ?
@Loldino897
@Loldino897 5 жыл бұрын
@@billveusay9423 A shared ring from all spunkgargleweewee?
@nathanclark2424
@nathanclark2424 4 жыл бұрын
@@Loldino897 with every COD, BF and MOH protagonist trying to fight over it?
@ericrollin2331
@ericrollin2331 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he'd wield the "Ellen Page" ring.
@Vulkans
@Vulkans 5 жыл бұрын
When the only good thing about your videogame is the box art.
@d9fred95
@d9fred95 5 жыл бұрын
Is the box art legit though? Big Boss is on it...
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I did find the cover very enticing. It feels like it's trying to invoke a theme similar to Metal Gear Solid, but it felt different somehow. I don't know why, but I can tell you one thing: any sucker who buys this game, thinking this game is good from the cover, has my pity.
@zainlookboonmee
@zainlookboonmee 5 жыл бұрын
I believe It’s Yoji Shinkawa who does all the character and art designs for Metal Gear Solid games who did the art here for Left Alive
@KILLERONROAD
@KILLERONROAD 4 жыл бұрын
The cover is why I got it. It was in a 4 for 20 deal at GameStop. Never heard of it, figured of if it was bad, whatever, it's 5 bucks. Oh boy, was it bad. It's like peeling an onion made of shit. Did you know that you have to jump on top of tables and shit to pick things up from them? It gets worse the more you play.
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 5 жыл бұрын
*THE ENEMY ARE APPROACHING THE GENERATOR TO OBTAIN A SAMPLE AND HES A MAN NOT A GOD*
@derrinerrow4369
@derrinerrow4369 5 жыл бұрын
wrong reviewer
@derrinerrow4369
@derrinerrow4369 5 жыл бұрын
FOOOOOUUUUUUURRRR HOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
@jayarby8494
@jayarby8494 5 жыл бұрын
*FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE*
@igorthelight
@igorthelight 5 жыл бұрын
... Common, comrades!
@mtnman6762
@mtnman6762 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Yahtzee, you wanna play a zombie game?!
@eljoel89
@eljoel89 5 жыл бұрын
By your powers combined, I am Daikatana!
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 5 жыл бұрын
Carnage7209 Thanks for the hint, completely missed that it was Mr. Greens face ... and yes, Daikatana would definitely also get a spot in that team.
@Norrikan
@Norrikan 5 жыл бұрын
_"Sir, we have this much beloved tactics series in our portfolio that's been doing nothing but gathering dust. It's called *Front Mission*."_ "Oh, I think I remember that. Didn't the last few games sell poorly?" _"Yes, indeed. Mostly because we made a bunch of shitty mobile games and a shitty shooter. But I'm sure with some care and a return to the roots we could revive this series."_ "Very well, go ahead and make a new game in that franchise. Be sure to put it in a genre that has nothing to do with the original." _"Uh..."_ "Oh, and make sure it's as shitty as you can make it."
@LuffyBlack
@LuffyBlack 5 жыл бұрын
*Cries*
@brettfitzgerald6280
@brettfitzgerald6280 4 жыл бұрын
@Grima the Fell Dragon it's rare af to find anyone mention those games, good on you. One of my favorite series.
@TheObijake
@TheObijake 5 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine Yahtzee in his office writing the scripts for his episodes: "alright which obscure animal, no ones ever heard of, will I use today in one of my famous zany metaphors."
@SPM0717
@SPM0717 5 жыл бұрын
What, a lark...?
@nikitaivachtchenko6375
@nikitaivachtchenko6375 5 жыл бұрын
"The money the mentally disadvantaged's schools and workplaces give them if they promise not to show up." Damn.
@JohnSmith-km4sv
@JohnSmith-km4sv 5 жыл бұрын
> two parts of Russia As a Ukrainian, I am offended. Joke's on you, I'm much more offended by the mere fact that this atrocious game takes place in my country.
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
It feels like 2014 all over again. I think the worst (and funniest) part of the Crimea conflict is that Russia basically invaded so they could get access to a freshwater port that wasn't "blockaded" by NATO. America and the UK invade countries for Oil, Russia does it for warm water.
@nazar606
@nazar606 5 жыл бұрын
@Evi1M4chine and your point is...?
@metaljay77
@metaljay77 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure someone tried to axe this project but some executive was afraid they weren't hitting their monthly quota of questionable moves and made them launch it. Meaning this game was nearly dead but then Left Alive, according to Yahtzees review the game was as bad as that pun.
@laser8550
@laser8550 5 жыл бұрын
Big waste of the Front Mission universe A franchise based on mechs and ignores that but focuses on another franchise's signature gameplay instead Some people at SquareEnix need to be fired after this and The Quiet Man
@MultiBoxingKid
@MultiBoxingKid 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, this is a "Front Mission" spin-off?
@wolfgangervin2582
@wolfgangervin2582 5 жыл бұрын
@@MultiBoxingKid Yep.
@Xatzimi
@Xatzimi 5 жыл бұрын
I wish they'd re-release FM like they've been doing with FF
@DinosaurFan88
@DinosaurFan88 5 жыл бұрын
One gaming franchise with mechs prominently featured in it aping the gameplay of another. It'd be like if FromSoftware made a new Armored Core game that was tactics-based in lieu of Battletech.
@antsache
@antsache 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's kind of an awesome idea to take a franchise known for its giant, grounded mech combat and show players what it's like to be on the receiving end of that on the ground. How utterly terrifying and unstoppable these weapons could be (especially when they can move as fast as Wanzers can on straight streets). Obviously it'd be great to get another classic Front Mission, but I don't hate the idea they had for this on its face. But they definitely needed to do something with that idea beyond just badly rip off Metal Gear Solid. They needed to have some novel, good ideas about what to do with the "you're a mostly-irrelevant foot soldier/spy on a battlefield dominated by three-story killing machines" setup. I played all the numbered entries in the series, and seeing all that destruction from a totally different, dis-empowered perspective sounds cool to me. It's just a shame the execution turned out so aggressively horrible.
@RegretfulDeadMan
@RegretfulDeadMan 5 жыл бұрын
Do we have another contender for "Lifetime Achievement For Total Abhorrence"?
@RegretfulDeadMan
@RegretfulDeadMan 5 жыл бұрын
@@Klontruppe what are you talking about, most current world leaders have been around for years.
@Smithy082
@Smithy082 5 жыл бұрын
Nice memes man. Hope one of them gets heaps of likes! That’d be sick!
@mattg6106
@mattg6106 5 жыл бұрын
I watched someone playing this like a week ago and completely forgot what it was called, that it was a Square game, and just about everything else having to do with it until seeing this. It literally took about a week to forget it existed. It wasn't even *bad enough* to be memorable...
@BugsyFoga
@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын
Left Alive: just when you thought Metal Gear Survive was the worst thing trying to be Metal Gear 😒
@Megaspartan23
@Megaspartan23 5 жыл бұрын
At least Spy Fiction was a better MGS clone. and that game was made be Swery. (The guy that did Deadly Premonitions and The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories)
@purvdragon-sensei
@purvdragon-sensei 5 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Foga Don’t be a fucking tard, it’s a Front Mission game, although it’s very poorly made.
@theguardian8317
@theguardian8317 5 жыл бұрын
yeah. When a game's artwork is desperately trying to look like a different game from a different company to you know it's not a good sign
@purvdragon-sensei
@purvdragon-sensei 5 жыл бұрын
The Guardian Hey. You do know Yoji Shinkawa, the concept artist and mech designer for Metal Gear Solid is working on this game, right? Not just him but two other prolific mecha artists are on board too. This game is a mish mash of their collaborative efforts. It’s not trying to look Metal Gear, that’s just his artstyle.
@Noneadidal
@Noneadidal 5 жыл бұрын
I have never heard of this game before in my life
@vantablack6288
@vantablack6288 5 жыл бұрын
i have
@demark8262
@demark8262 5 жыл бұрын
And you never will again
@PrinceSilvermane
@PrinceSilvermane 5 жыл бұрын
When I first saw it at a game show last year I thought it was going to be neat. I'm actually kind of sad it turned out to be so shit.
@AR-rk9nn
@AR-rk9nn 5 жыл бұрын
Funhaus played it
@Garrus1995
@Garrus1995 5 жыл бұрын
You aren't missing very much.
@YunsAvatar
@YunsAvatar 5 жыл бұрын
Wait... boring bits of "The Hunt for Red October?" Those don't exist. Oh, wait.. they're tone deaf.
@tonismilesnow6706
@tonismilesnow6706 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised yahtzee didnt mentioned just how similar the cover art styles are between this and metal gear solid 3 just to really drive home what genre its aping. Go ahead, look it up if you dont remember.
@vietnow4611
@vietnow4611 5 жыл бұрын
"... which is as quiet and subtle as a hippo using a porto-loo" lolololol Yahtzees 10 years into this, how the hell does he keep coming up with these? Fucking incredible
@markmclean9640
@markmclean9640 5 жыл бұрын
Stellar writing this week Yahtz, even more so than usual. Loved it.
@richardpreston7333
@richardpreston7333 4 жыл бұрын
It's quite heartbreaking when Yahtzee stops being snarky and just pours his heart out
@namor357
@namor357 5 жыл бұрын
DNR: Do Not Resuscitate Didn’t think there could be a harsher review than Yahtzee gave Anthem. I was wrong, very very wrong, oh how wrong I was.
@SadButter
@SadButter 5 жыл бұрын
What about Hunt Down The Freeman? Or are we just not supposed to talk about it?
@demonintellect9834
@demonintellect9834 5 жыл бұрын
Anthem didn't really get a horrible review... he just said it was boring and repetitive. That's not really scathing for him.
@2Scribble
@2Scribble 5 жыл бұрын
@@demonintellect9834 - He didn't even really suffer Which sucks He's hilarious when he suffers
@weredig0
@weredig0 4 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the criticism of The Yahtzee
@stynger02
@stynger02 5 жыл бұрын
This review seems like a 2019 version of Ride to Hell. I approve!
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 5 жыл бұрын
"In Soviet American-accented Russia, Alive Lefts YOU!"
@CyberLance26
@CyberLance26 5 жыл бұрын
It often feels weird to me when people complain about characters in foreign countries having the wrong accent because if that kind of stuff is so important to people should they not want everybody in games and movies to speak the language of the country they are in with subtitles instead of making everybody speak English?
@miamiwendigo
@miamiwendigo 5 жыл бұрын
@@CyberLance26 it's just more immersive imagine metro 2033 not having russian accents or imgine going to Australia and people speaking english
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
"It really makes you feel like the FSB is trying to assassinate you!" -IGN
@CyberLance26
@CyberLance26 5 жыл бұрын
@@miamiwendigo Yea but the reason why people complain about accents like that is because they want it to feel more realistic right? If they want it to feel more realistic they should want to play it in the language of that country with subtitles.
@miamiwendigo
@miamiwendigo 5 жыл бұрын
@@CyberLance26 that's what I do I'm just making a point if they have the ability to let you use said sub titles
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 5 жыл бұрын
They made sure the artwork was at least up to snuff so they could lure people in.
@ADHDACNH
@ADHDACNH 3 жыл бұрын
I’m on a binge of these videos and I think the “if I gave you money will you go away?” line to SE killed me 🤣😂
@GermansLikeBeer
@GermansLikeBeer 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't think I'd hear a Slobodan Milosevic reference today, but OK
@demark8262
@demark8262 5 жыл бұрын
As of this time on the 27th Mar 2019 3 people LOVED "Left Alive" and 1.3K agree.............It's the worst
@demark8262
@demark8262 5 жыл бұрын
Evi1M4chine and this video is a huge departure from the billon of others he’s made! Guess it's about the game then. Also stop shouting
@TheDJBabuta
@TheDJBabuta 5 жыл бұрын
Finally a Yugoslovenian reference, proud to be Serbian lol
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
I love my M72 and M70b1, you guys make good ak's.
@Thule-ob1vm
@Thule-ob1vm 5 жыл бұрын
Left Alive: The best argument for remembering to double tap.
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
Don't have to double tap if you use a bigger round.
@RegretfulDeadMan
@RegretfulDeadMan 5 жыл бұрын
Left Alive... The exact thing this game shouldn't have been.
@frealms
@frealms 5 жыл бұрын
Your lack of enthusiasm for the city's maintenance is appalling
@georgesears934
@georgesears934 5 жыл бұрын
Who in their right mind thought that Left 4 Dead needed a prequel without zombies? Left A Live is just baffling on a conceptual level, let alone all the gameplay problems.
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
the worst design change was going from First person FPS action to third person only, if I wanted a 3rd person game with leaning I'd just go play ArmA or DayZ.
@MajesticDemonLord
@MajesticDemonLord 5 жыл бұрын
'Boring bits of the Hunt for Red October'?!? That's fightin' words....
@t_k_blitz4837
@t_k_blitz4837 5 жыл бұрын
Ho, you talk about PUKE!!
@Ignorethisuk
@Ignorethisuk 5 жыл бұрын
Let's all clap at Yahtz for not having a dozen adverts. *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
@stephensmith7327
@stephensmith7327 4 жыл бұрын
From what I've heard, it's based off a turn based mech series. So it's basically Syndicate made by people who couldn't even make derivative BS.
@squidward8261
@squidward8261 5 жыл бұрын
I think someone hasn’t beaten Sekiro yet...
@Mr_T_Badger
@Mr_T_Badger 2 жыл бұрын
And sadly Russia acting shitty has come around to haunt us again.
@Nymphonomicon
@Nymphonomicon 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, it's a bad MGS game? Here I was thinking the MGS influence was solely limited to the Yoji Shinkawa-esce coverart...
@greenfolder2437
@greenfolder2437 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was some kind of sequel to "I am Alive."
@paradoxacres1063
@paradoxacres1063 5 жыл бұрын
Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop* it fills me with determination!
@E1craZ4life
@E1craZ4life 5 жыл бұрын
Paradox Acres Oh good. You’re back. I’ve been meaning to ask what your avatar is supposed to be.
@spacebear4742
@spacebear4742 5 жыл бұрын
how many years has it been?
@E1craZ4life
@E1craZ4life 5 жыл бұрын
Space bear The weekly requests started with Yahtzee’s review of DDLC, where he used HuniePop among other games to explain the mistake that led to him reviewing DDLC.
@seanurbik2689
@seanurbik2689 5 жыл бұрын
well, time for my (now) usual: KEEP GOING!!!!!
@spacebear4742
@spacebear4742 5 жыл бұрын
E1craZ4life thanks
@dwalk9674
@dwalk9674 5 жыл бұрын
Square. Stop doing front mission spin-offs and do a real front mission game. This is the second time you've tried and failed. We don't speak of Evolved.
@genericstickman5967
@genericstickman5967 5 жыл бұрын
Left Alive Yeah it sadly has been left alive let’s fix that
@strb3305
@strb3305 2 жыл бұрын
[insert Ukraine joke here]
@jcace13
@jcace13 5 жыл бұрын
What's Square Enix even doing anymore? I don't understand.
@bogdanporokhniak1159
@bogdanporokhniak1159 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually a fiction Ukraine, not Russia
@RevantheBlack
@RevantheBlack 5 жыл бұрын
Red October was a good movie, also is it just me, or would a retro review of a Warhammer 40k game with Yahtzee and Archwarhammer be absolutely awesome?
@LaDeCR
@LaDeCR 5 жыл бұрын
Found the problem - Ilinx, Inc. is the studio who solely developed this game; SqEnix just published (probably favour for a friend of a friend of a girlfriend). www.mobygames.com/company/ilinx-inc According to the games database MobyGames (www.mobygames.com/company/ilinx-inc) Ilinx, Inc. has only made one other game by themselves: Black Clover: Quartet Knights (published by BandaiNamco). But that first game was using the CyberConnect2 beat em up engine frequently seen on manga-to-game adaptations currently on the fame roulette in Japan (a la Naruto, One Piece et al), so Left Alive is the first game Ilinx, Inc. have ever developed without a pre-built engine of any kind. This is probably the studio's last game, too. The PC port has such terrible technical issues even when played on GTX 1070Ti exceeding the recommended spec (see ign video review). I struggle to accept the MGS devs who worked on this game did so because they found new jobs within Ilinx, Inc. - I hope it's because they're on a retainer with SqEnix and brought in to salvage this dumpster fire where/if possible. I feel sorry for any Front Mission fans who have been waiting 9 years for a sequel or similar... EDIT - this game was made using the Orochi 4 engine which was developed by Silicon Studio www.siliconstudio.co.jp/en/news/pressreleases/2018/en1811final-fantasy/en1811final-fantasy.html
@fricken99
@fricken99 5 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee is like a fine wine. He gets better with age.
@ScorpioIRL
@ScorpioIRL 5 жыл бұрын
Love your humor. But, aside from ppl from Serbia/ ExYugoslavia, who da fuk knows who is Slobodan (well, except for Yahtzee, of course)? And that joke doesn't even make sense to me.
@PokecrafterChampion
@PokecrafterChampion 5 жыл бұрын
You know, I was a little disappointed that this wasn't dmc 5, but after seeing this... I understand why it took priority. At least you have good games to look forward to after this.
@Deuzen_FIN
@Deuzen_FIN 5 жыл бұрын
If the Front Mission franchise wasn't dead and buried before, it certainly is after this.
@ExeErdna
@ExeErdna 5 жыл бұрын
It's so sad to see the legendary series go to shit like this. Since the first game is borderline criminal to not have a modern remake.
@TheBML2
@TheBML2 5 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on Ace Combat 7 review
@Z2Wolf
@Z2Wolf 4 жыл бұрын
The power rings of Captain Crapgame: Bad AI Glitches Incoherent Art Direction Terrible Writing Developer Narcissism
@JCZFootball
@JCZFootball 5 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee could you review Frostpunk? I thought it was very good, but I would like to hear your opinion.
@Duwurf
@Duwurf 5 жыл бұрын
He really dislikes rts games and even more when a game tries to tell him what he should feel. Probably because he doesn't understand our human emotions...
@adamzeno6014
@adamzeno6014 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t like this game but I disagree with criticism based on varied gameplay. If a game wants to be stealth/Russian horror/robot I think that’s fine. With so many games you’ve got to get creative and mix game styles, and think that that’s good
@xkvhi4385
@xkvhi4385 5 жыл бұрын
Rescuing survivors in the original Dead Rising is great fun. I would play a whole herding game like that.
@slashbo5327
@slashbo5327 5 жыл бұрын
Whats up with the Yugoslavian jokes lately lol
@solofox9426
@solofox9426 5 жыл бұрын
A quick piece of advice. Next time you are making lasagna, try substituting the dog shit with ricotta cheese. It might not seem like it but actually it makes a big difference to the flavor.
@the_flaming_tree_troll9380
@the_flaming_tree_troll9380 5 жыл бұрын
Another lovely review as always Yahtz, love it hate it i don't care, you make it funny and your wit and wordplay always make me smile, looking forward to the next review
@sulacoblack6288
@sulacoblack6288 5 жыл бұрын
The most accurate and informative reviews to be found on the interwebs. Yet again thanks for taking the bullet.
@quiettimegaming3642
@quiettimegaming3642 5 жыл бұрын
“Still Alive” was also the song from the first Mirror’s Edge. Also awesome 👏
@DiabeetusPrime
@DiabeetusPrime 5 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee has made some obscure references in ZP over the years, but I never thought I'd hear one to A.J.P. Taylor of all people
@theguardian8317
@theguardian8317 5 жыл бұрын
Funny. For some reason in my mind I thought this game had already been released 1 or 2 years ago but it wasn't a good game so I was ignoring it.
@commandervulkan
@commandervulkan 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact this is a Front Mission Game. Remember when Front Mission was good? Remember Front Mission 4?
@Tog1259
@Tog1259 5 жыл бұрын
We need a Sekiro: shadows die twice review Yahtzee, we need it
@loganshore4520
@loganshore4520 5 жыл бұрын
He probably hasnt beat it yet, i know i havent.
@egoborder3203
@egoborder3203 5 жыл бұрын
I wish Yahtzee would get his own channel. Hate being subscribed here now with all that other shit content that I have to ignore
@hamsterhuey3880
@hamsterhuey3880 Жыл бұрын
I have absolutely no memory of hearing about this game for its now three years of existence
@nukauk4092
@nukauk4092 5 жыл бұрын
As much damage as a three star yelp review !!! oh I'm done
@danpu1147
@danpu1147 4 жыл бұрын
I miss square soft , square enix is like not even the same company almost.
@dmitriygryaznov9210
@dmitriygryaznov9210 5 жыл бұрын
1:11 - Emmm... both countries are actually parts of former Ukraine. I think you would have made a lot of Ukrainians very angry if the number of people who cared about the game and its lore was not so abysmally low.
@iancanaday3730
@iancanaday3730 5 жыл бұрын
"Explosives hurt the enemy as much as a yelp 3 star review" now that is a line.
@ProfessorH
@ProfessorH 5 жыл бұрын
It's like packet of Salt 'n' Shake crisps where the salt packet has been replaced by a small sachet of anthrax
@jennymckenzie5304
@jennymckenzie5304 10 ай бұрын
This game's plot summary hits different these days.
@LoliiShota
@LoliiShota 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the game was called still alive too, I just searched for yoji shinkawa to see if it pops up...it did. (The artist for the cover)
@Jaytheradical
@Jaytheradical 5 жыл бұрын
Valve has really dropped the ball with this Left 4 Dead prequel
@atrane365
@atrane365 5 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest I saw the title, hadn't heard of the game ever, thought it was going to be som shitty fan-Source-made Left 4 Dead mod that people were actually paying money for
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a sequel/reboot to I am Alive
@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459
@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459 5 жыл бұрын
A review of a game literally nobody cares about... thanks?
@alexanderthemagnifcent2573
@alexanderthemagnifcent2573 4 жыл бұрын
Well at least it as really cool cover art I can steal for profile pictures
@iainjames03
@iainjames03 5 жыл бұрын
4:53 Bless you, Yahtzee, for reminding me of the existence of Five Alive. If indeed it does still exist...
@bipolarmaniac116
@bipolarmaniac116 5 жыл бұрын
You should review Hyper Light Drifter. It's really one of a kind and worth even a minimalist playthrough.
@Kaefer1973
@Kaefer1973 5 жыл бұрын
Wait 2:35 is that sheep a Llamas with Hats reference?
@scotthurr5925
@scotthurr5925 5 жыл бұрын
You keep getting Better. I really appreciate your reviews, as well as your humour. Even when you lambaste the games I Adore I cannot help but agree with you on their inherent flaws... While laughing. 🙂
@SnuSnuDungeon
@SnuSnuDungeon 5 жыл бұрын
No truer words.
@Billyisyourdad
@Billyisyourdad 5 жыл бұрын
I enjoy all of your reviews, but this one tickles my taint especially recently. Feels like oldschool ZP
@samuelsmith2707
@samuelsmith2707 5 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee you should review the classic old games and see how they stack up to modern standards. I'd love to see you do thief 1 and 2.
@warpzone8421
@warpzone8421 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, if one of the rings is already Power, I assume the other four are A, B, Select/Menu and Start.
@favioferreira8921
@favioferreira8921 5 жыл бұрын
COMMENTS: SPECULATE ON THE OTHER FOUR BAD GAME POWER RINGS AND THEIR WEARERS. (From the outro of this video on the Escapist website)
@favioferreira8921
@favioferreira8921 5 жыл бұрын
@@dastvan8002 Bad Game Power Rings, not Elemental Power Rings.
@tuckerjohnston1844
@tuckerjohnston1844 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf am I doing in the comment section?
@DJstarrfish
@DJstarrfish 5 жыл бұрын
This is Yahtzspeaak for "I'm not done with the Sekiro review yet"
@sonicisdisappointedinyourr1158
@sonicisdisappointedinyourr1158 5 жыл бұрын
what is your favourite game
@SirVer51
@SirVer51 5 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, I'm just here for the HuniePop guy
@RaKaNiShU117
@RaKaNiShU117 3 жыл бұрын
The hedgehog line killed me
@yuurou7927
@yuurou7927 5 жыл бұрын
This game is so stealth I didn't know it exists.
@creepyghostproductionz9026
@creepyghostproductionz9026 2 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@quiteindeed6809
@quiteindeed6809 5 жыл бұрын
He clearly likes it!
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