Joanna Rants: Kris & Joanna's First & Last Date

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After many requests for Kris & Joanna to date, they are finally heeding the call. Kris' wife has given Joanna permission to GO ON THEIR FIRST DATE! And we filmed it, please enjoy this very special edition of Joanna Rants.
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[@artiemx]

you waited until today to say that chris is married? that's evil

[@clandestino6438]

ahlie

[@kaylee8343]

I saw a ring on his finger in the videos he was in lol

[@hillarymarie6335]

They have said it before

[@KitMin211]

yeah I thought they've mentioned it before

[@ashmerx1761]

Kris we will miss you so much!!!!

[@lyonsmind]

don't go Kris :( Joana Rants will never be the same, Idk if I'll be able to keep watching without you! :'(

[@oxemily93xo]

Watching Joanna get teary-eyed made me all teary-eyed... gosh darn it. You will be missed Kris!

[@soogyeongkim2613]

I knew this video was going to be amazing before it started so I clicked thumbs up immediately. But I didn't think it was going to be Kris last video DX.

[@nenitastar99]

Shut up Kris and come back, we already miss you💔

[@gomika]

the only thing that makes this sad goodbye better is that I did lowkey shipped them and we got the date we always wanted.....(and our dreams got squashed BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED WTF)

[@monicav9151]

The part when they hold hands killed me🤣 post data:shut up Kris!

[@sweetwater88]

Aw my favorite ship has sailed. :(

[@jarodh-m6099]

Aww. So sweet. Bonne Chance, Kris.

[@huskyrigatoni]

We'll miss you Kris 😭😭

[@alinacalderon6704]

Wait.... Is Kris leaving Flama or just Joanna Rants?

[@CardboardBitsKris]

I'm leaving Flama. Which sucks. It hurts. But they'll keep being fucking awesome

[@alinacalderon6704]

Oh my gosh it's gonna feel so different without you!

[@marcelcol69]

Kristopher Knight what a shame, what happened, are you moving to a different city or company?

[@pumpkinbread21]

I laughed my ass off. A great awkward date.

[@AishaObelix]

I cried.

[@ecry1983]

JOANNA.....PORQUE NO INCLUYES A LOS PANAMEÑOS EN TUS COMPARACIONES....??

[@theflama]

Kroana 5 ever.

[@Galbanolli]

FLAMA Chris needs to stfu already.... 🤐 just zip it

[@ExistenceAmusement]

is that you in your profile pic?

[@ExistenceAmusement]

you're absolutely stunning

[@miguelmolano6611]

omg that sounds like croag (onomatopoeia of frogs in spanish) xD

[@Galbanolli]

ExistenceAmusement yes, thank you :)

[@CardboardBitsKris]

Just so you all know, yes, I cried. I love you all. I love Flama. I love Joanna so god damn much. Thanks for letting this hillbilly into the world of cool ass latinos.

[@Yessica13]

it's been a pleasure to have you Kris

[@dulmartovar2701]

We're going to miss you :(

[@hexryuk]

shut up Kris, you're going to make people cry

[@rafael314719]

kris, why you do this to us? 😢😢😢😢 we wish you only the best in your present and future buddy, please do a colab with Joanna anytime soon, through skype at least, so we can see you again. 😉😊☺😇

[@brissallie]

Ah Kris,how sweet. Wish you the best,though flama fans we will miss you ❤

[@islandmargarita13]

wait... he's been married the WHOLE TIME??

[@aceanimations3214]

I thought the same!

[@beckygabriel1326]

that shocked me too.

[@EmeraldKelsi]

IKR

[@hillarymarie6335]

They have said it before

[@Zraytre]

+Hmarie makeup when?

[@quancheesethepeanuthead]

Good luck Kris, the FLAMA fanbase will miss you!

[@grivasflores]

So, is not going to be more joanna rants? :( :'(

[@quancheesethepeanuthead]

***** Heyyy

[@quancheesethepeanuthead]

Giovanni Rivas I'm not sure well have to see

[@giovannipaulino9223]

Giovanni Rivas My Name Is Giovanni Too.There Will Be More Joanna Rants

[@pedromontes123]

So Kris is the one that confuses Venezuela with Minnesota

[@pedromontes123]

btw shut up kris

[@michaelburgarino]

Pedro Garcia Minnesota probably has the stronger economy

[@CardboardBitsKris]

thank you Pedro

[@Dan_1022]

Joanna slapped Kris something I've always wanted to see and it turns out I had seen it already

[@maluvidazocar2895]

Kris is the biggest enigma in the youtubers community. We'll miss you Kris.

[@CardboardBitsKris]

this is the best compliment I'll ever receive

[@EliasChao]

Maluvid Azocar Howtobasic's face though.

[@Alusnovalotus]

Trust me. They’re still together. Seems like they are television married

[@michellegil1609]

Well Kris finally showed up his face so whenever we see him in public remember always tell him "shut up Kris"

[@CardboardBitsKris]

Michelle Gil I welcome it!

[@niyablake]

There two other videos were kris shows his face but jo anna is not in them. They show his face quick.

[@JakeLionheart]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kris don't go :( But there's still going to be more Joanna rants right?

[@nefimendezhd]

El Cheapo Games I hope so. It's the only thing that keeps me watching the FLAMA Channel.

[@fieryhottacos8413]

Same, and the interventions

[@mglemsom]

El Cheapo Games lol nope

[@JakeLionheart]

right!!!! Now I have to watch Bill Nye and subscribe to her personal channel.

[@ferxxo20xx]

not anymore LMAO

[@gervanarneaud9882]

Joanna: Lee are you crying? Lee: I'm drunk

[@CeaserMadrazo]

Aw man... Kris is leaving FLAMA? I feel like a good friend is moving away forever.

[@CeaserMadrazo]

Also, if Kris was born in '62, that would make him 54 years old. I call bullshit. He ain't 54.

[@marinelcanela654]

bye Kris.... is not going to be the same without you

[@Jacocho]

No, it's going to be better. muahahahaha

[@alejandragaray5165]

Savage HAHAHA

[@danieloropeza7588]

rip my nigga kris

[@ohmykat1867]

SUBSCRIBERS : I WILL MISS KRIS SO BADLY!! *a lot of crying* KRIS: AW, ME T.... SUBSCRIBERS:*interrupting kris* SHUT UP KRIS *keeps crying

[@justiniantbh]

THE FUCKING BANJO WITH THE TRACTOR IN THE BACKGROUND I'M CRYING

[@dianedavidson5283]

Bye, Kris! Hope you're on to something great. BTW, FLAMA. 1962-2016 is suggesting he's dying now. Or that he worked for you from birth. Also, I don't believe Chris is over 50.

[@ninjagirl21cs]

Kris is leaving?! Noooooooooooooooo! Wait, does this mean we're gonna get another Joanna rants about how much she hates Kris leaving?

[@ceoraaa]

Wait... Kris was born in 1962???

[@BIGHITENTERTAINMENT]

no

[@feena9241]

I'm so fckn confused, Kris can't be 50 years old right?

[@sopraltenass13]

This needs answering...

[@TheAdri0220]

that could have been a typo or an error on their part. maybe they meant 1982 or 1992. or an inside joke :-P

[@andreafigueroa44]

He is 31. He answered in a comment bellow

[@Spursmelo]

that's exactly how I pictured him

[@andreafigueroa44]

I ship you guys.

[@Endergizer]

1:26 It's so cute when a jewish person uses "oh, Jesus!" as a remark.

[@xenoblader4521]

I never clicked so fast on a video

[@Lestrangest]

*instantly clicks the like button before even watching*

[@kevinmartinez1477]

Wait, WHAT?? Why is Kris leaving??? =( That make us too sad :((

[@cfG21]

why?

[@thecoral2388]

I'm GOING TO MISS YOU KRIS! I hope you have a wonderful day

[@YouCouldNever295]

I love you guys together so much you guys are so dope . Chris you wack for leaving -_- but best of luck ! ♡

[@Lukzm3000]

I refuse... i refuse to believe that we are not going to have Kris anymore... I can't have Flama videos without Kris.

[@mel646]

SHUT up Kris we'll miss u man 😢

[@Marie-sn4zn]

shut up Kris, we're gonna miss you💕

[@madi_beee]

uhmm... we already saw Kris in the Juan video...

[@EmeraldSuperNovax]

Shut up, Kimkross!

[@cristalgarcia2373]

I'm going to miss Kris's snarky comments.

[@davidrbenoit]

Haven't watched and already liked this, and sitting on the edge of my seat!

[@MaraaxD]

I'll never believe in love again.

[@carinaortiz1318]

We'll miss you, Kris!

[@Caught_You200]

His face is a disappointment. Ay que feo

[@ghiblinerd6196]

apollo hada .........rough.

[@feena9241]

This comment is just cruel

[@Caught_You200]

Joanna says the same thing, though.

[@alejandragaray5165]

True! And she actually tells him to shut up all the time HAHA

[@alicegordon8959]

I swear I cried when Joanna said Kris was leaving flama

[@Mxchelle]

4:10 - 4:31 me whenever someone tries to flirt with me

[@565chris1]

6:59 "forever in our farts" !!! ;D omg flama I'm crying....

[@melissavera2283]

whos gonna annoy joanna?? and be the background voice??? noooooo

[@eugeniamikulan3328]

like when I got the notification today, i literally smiled, because you guys are sooo funny!

[@eugeniamikulan3328]

and i love watching your vids

[@kelyn7958]

*1 year later Kris and Joanna run a channel*

[@HalfofMyInnerme]

I think Joanna was kinda faking the whole " Kris makes me unconfortable" thing... I mean, why would she feel like that.. it's not like Kris is 80 or something -.-

[@Simply_Stef]

"I love you" " I love you my friend" ~Friend zoned😂😂

[@SansDream6810]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISSSSSSSSSS WWHHYYYYYYY

[@miiizoooo]

Joanna rants is the best of Flama and Kris is a huge part of it. We'll miss you.

[@brissallie]

Evil Joanna,why didnt you say Kris was married? I shipped you both. Wish you the best Kris

[@dmanakell]

SHUT UP KRIS !!! Who is gonna do the voiceover now?

[@albertor.p.314]

Kris looks like he is in his early-mid 30's! and he's the same age as my dad(50smth)!

[@denniscamacho7990]

forever in our farts xD

[@Duckscanfly]

WHAT THE FUCK COULD BE BETTER THAN WORKING AT FLAMA AND WORKING WITH JOANNA? NOTHING.

[@doulacandice]

OH no Kris is leaving!!!!! :( Good luck on your travels Kris!

[@cajica2000]

bye cris we will miss you :(

[@cajica2000]

you and joanna rants' jokes about your :(

[@philinator71]

Joana should proclaim a new holiday called Shut up Chris day!

[@DCHTOWN1]

I watched this because of Kris & Joe's chemistry. Oh how will this show do without that

[@nishiaboo7583]

love love love them.

[@AngieRodriguezF]

So, he's going to walk around the street and have a bunch of people yelling at him: "shut up, Kris"

[@DungeonBricks]

Joanna is really really hot

[@andrea12345678911079]

NOOOOOOOO! WHAT IS THIS?! SHUT UP, KRIS! I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU! AND I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M SO ANGRY AND SAD AND I THINK I'M GONNA CRY LIKE JOANNA DID AND I'M HAPPY WE GOT TO SEE YOUR FACE OFFICIALLY (Because we all knew who you were), AND THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE 'JOANNA RANTS'! LOVE YOU!

[@spac3c4d3t]

Awwwww, I always shipped Kris and Joanna

[@acoolname7203]

Probably the worst ship in the internet 😂😂

[@nerdyguy29]

Aw man will definitely miss Kris! Best of luck to you in your future endeavors bro!

[@rayanabarros8045]

Just sit your pretty butt on FLAMA's office and shut up Kris! . . . . Please don't go... :(

[@JavierMoreno-rf4ky]

he kinda looks like seth Rogan whem his face was blurred

[@dionisio9076]

nooooooooooooo. CHRIS no te vayas...............................

[@enmanuel961]

Shut Up Kris!! We love you and wish you the best. I am actually experiencing the same job transition as you so, I feel you on an interdimentional level. #NeverForgetToShutUp

[@dopkasa.1171]

As a FLAMA viewer and lover...for a few minutes after he sat down, it was strange to see Kris' mouth move and for his voice to actually come out of it....Just me?...okay.

[@brendaaltamirano3813]

We will miss you kris 😢 you always make me laugh 😂

[@seeme9530]

Is it me or does joana look like woody from toy story??

[@vanessabitar10]

Se hubieran bailado un Joropo

[@rogerthewolf]

OMG we going to miss you Kris ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ but "Shut Up Kris" 😃😃😉😉😉 #SUK

[@juanpablosyoutube]

and where is he going? ::((

[@adrianaa3m928]

I think it's because I said I loved Lee and hated Kris but this is not true, I was pretending too. Don't go :( Btw Shhut up Kris and btw I was not surprised, we all know who Kris was

[@TheRealMissLorena]

we're going to miss you Kris 💔

[@loic2205]

Damn it Kris why must u leave!?!?!?! Nope nope don't try to say you're sorry. Shut up Kris!!! XD

[@Ayoutubeaccount3]

I love Kris and all but I'm very surprised he's straight

[@snivythefencer2898]

SHUT UP KRIS. In all honesty though, I hope you have a great life in wherever your future will lead you!

[@remhenshaw4313]

I must have been the only commentor who didn't suggest this!! haha. Although it is funny.

[@Jadebay73]

I believe in aliens, tbh. i feel like their notmonsters and/or that ugly, and that they are in other galaxies and planets, maybe their are none in this galaxy, unless some might live in Pluto. What the Fuck Am I talking about

[@nahasch0]

*SHUT UP KRIS!!!* ... Good luck in your new adventure C:

[@Chernovision]

Awww... I'm gonna miss Kris :c Good luck in your future endeavours! and Johanna... you stay being you, because I CANNOT HOLD MY LIFE TOGETHER IF THERE'S AN END TO JOHANNA RANTS ;3;!

[@TheBeta140]

I know his voice is not in every video, but still, every single is gonna be diferent now... damn, I'm so upset...

[@valvel21]

Shut up, Kris! You're amazing, you're a remarkable part of Joanna Rants

[@jeffpro8]

you can tell that Chris did not want his face shown on camera 😂

[@NikkiLahvU2]

Who's gonna be behind the scenes now?! Kris has the best commentary!! No one can one up him!!!

[@victorm.jaramillo-perez9095]

lo sabia, por su voz en los otros vídeos sabia que el ere Kris!!!! i knew it, for his voice in other videos i knew he was Kris!!!

[@PeRiKoSnach]

I swear I've cried with the video, it's so sad. We love you Kris, you were almost the best part of these videos of Joanna Rants. We'll never forget you! Juro y rejuro que he llorado con este vídeo, en serio, es tan triste. ♥ ♥

[@wyndvanderholt365]

oh he was already taken? y ahi murio el shipping...on the other hand Joanna said it was not a rant but she made a rant about Chris leaving near the final.