6 Places Everyone Should Hate - Joanna Rants

[@Shaycey78]

Waiting rooms are probably the worst ! I hate the awkward silence + everybody staring at each others

[@bastianoperdomo]

That's why most of them have at least a couple of magazines on a table... the big deal is taking one without everybody staring at you. Uncomfortable :/

[@Gabrielito300]

But... now everyone has smartphones! you can your face bury there

[@sabrit0n35]

And the magazines from 3 years ago.

[@julianamac168]

Public Bathrooms: They are dirty There are lines Other people hear you

[@meggieyyy5861]

N u need to pay for em yet

[@brillittesranger8106]

I don't like going to kids birthday parties... to many kids making a mess, screaming, picking nooooo thank you.

[@mollybros]

Have your dentist ever left in the middle of a procedure.... leaving you with your mouth open with what appears to be some kind of alien forceps in it, lights straight into your eyes and a tube sucking your soul out? Dentist.... I hate THAT place.

[@vanilla-vx3pd]

Montserrat Bros SAME

[@Joss_vp]

Joanna... Do you think FLAMA can put subtitles in Spanish on the videos?my mom would love to see them (They're not that funny when I make a summary of what happened) But she can't really understand English that well...

[@Reedster49]

That would be great!

[@tourniqut]

+Jossvp96 Same here, there are some videos that I'd really like to share to my friends but they can't understand English :(

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

Jossvp96 which spanish do you speak?

[@vexusdubok9408]

80% of us male viewers have a crush on Joanna.

[@SuperSlapfight]

Facts

[@emmasalazars]

females too!

[@nicholaspi145]

true, Im gay and I have a crush on her :p

[@Silvian119]

u're Dmm right Sr. ( I thought that mine was special and unique :( ....)

[@benetahoxha5512]

Vexus Dubok im a girl and I have a crush on her

[@erickrodrigues1947]

As a Venezuelan ....LINES --> we do lines to basically EVERYTHING. Lines for food at a grocery store (for hours), LINES TO GO TO THE CINEMA, LINES AT THE AIRPORT (WHICH FOR SOME REASON WE VENEZUELANS ARRIBE 14 HOURS BEFORE DEPARTURE), Lines to get out of the plane couse we somehow think we'll get first, Caracas eterna; traffic MORE LINES, Lines to go to communion, Lines to get your US VISA, Lines to buy medicine at the drugstore, Lines to buy a new tire for your car, lines lines lines!!!! LIIIIIIIIINES

[@sircastle56]

+Erick Rodrigues you have forgotten lines for imaginary lines man ¬¬

[@Doorkicker505]

+Erick Rodrigues I freaking hate lines!!!!!

[@Blade-hf9po]

+Erick Rodrigues I think you might have missed one. or thirty. lol

[@FelixEMonteroR]

The amount of relatability on this video is humongous. Love your videos, Joanna!

[@VianaDharyMendoza]

It's uncomfortable when you're in a restaurant waiting for your food, and you're REALLY hungry. It's like being in hell.

[@OlympicBarbelle]

+Martin Landart aaaaaand the second basket too.

[@j.hypolite5163]

+Viana Dhary Mendoza Waiting in line at the bank is the worst. especially when the line is short but for some reason you are still there waiting like 2 f-ing hours later. WTF????

[@Vlad-1986]

+Viana Dhary Mendoza It just makes it better when the food arrives

[@diparaditz]

OMG The pediatrician HAHAHAHHAA I'm 20 and still go to mine. Not even ashamed of t. I play bricks with the other 6 year old patients

[@dd2ran]

The freezers in grocery stores are the worst! Everytime I have a shirt with short sleeves, I get GOOSEBUMPS

[@emilyemiranda]

Being in a warm classroom - because it makes you so sleepy but you're trying to pay attention and the clock goes so slowly!

[@PollyLWorld]

Johanna is my spirit guide/animal. This is so accurate!

[@KR0382]

I live for Joanna's videos ❤️❤️❤️

[@hfredydl]

Ok I have a crush on Joanna :-)

[@marcelorodfu4565]

Who doesn't?

[@emmacat3202]

Me too!

[@Abbsizzle]

hfredydl she's amazing.❤❤❤❤

[@MichaelRpdx]

Hey! That shot of the carpet in Portland's airport - it's great clean carpet. And we all love it so. Even after they replaced it.

[@walkiriaantelo810]

I still visit my pediatrician. He just gets all the sad facts about my body since he has seen it go down hell through time 😂 Besides, he still checks my height but needs to add another head to the giraffe since I'm around 6 feet tall.

[@vanessaestherordialesdiaz4715]

hi, joanna, let me say that everytime i watch your videos i feel good, i laugh and for a moment everything dissapear, all the problems, all the mier... in this world... thank u!

[@maupalo2]

I hate basically any place where you have to wait!

[@DanielaLopez-dd4xy]

The guy recording with Joanna is awesome, he gets me every time.

[@Theturtleowl]

I really don't like clubs, or the airport or the freezer when an old couple stares at the boxes trying to guess which one are the fishsticks.

[@SoniaCasas]

What about banks??? it's like a waiting room but WORST!... or Banks are awful only in venezuela? T.T

[@yandere-kuninyourcloset5741]

when I was little in el salvador I liked going with my parents because they gave me candy

[@lorenafeliperodriguez8991]

+Sonia Casas Creo que es solo en Vzla, cuando me mudé a España me quedé loca! 4 oficinas, 6 taquillas y solo una ancianita a la que hasta conocen de nombre y eso porque no sabe usar la banca electrónica xD (Eso si, las oficinas de correos son peores que las oficinas de envio de Venezuela justo despues de avisar que bajaran el cupo electronico de cadivi!)

[@Blade-hf9po]

+Sonia Casas Yup. and only here in Venezuela. No he terminado de entrar al banco and I already want to leave. it is that full.

[@abigailstricker1725]

en argentina también funcionan horrible

[@AslanKyoya1776]

They just as bad here in the states

[@StEpHyRoCk3107]

I hate public transport! more specifically, the bus. In my city is like being in hell. And the bus drivers... they look like won their license in a bag of chips!

[@OlympicBarbelle]

The break room at work. People feel the constant need to make small talk about how good my sandwich looks and how "it's almost Friday!" I'm going to eat in the handicap stall from now on.

[@DivaProtocol]

"You need an adult doctor" "No! He knows me very well" hahahahaha I visited mine 'till I was like 18 years old...

[@CarlosSolisProductions]

Train rides could go either way, you could sit there staring at each other like the strangers that we are or strike a conversation that could mean you just made a great friend.

[@wolvesvape5100]

Hospitals makes me feel nervious as fuck. That smell, that hospital isopropyl alcohol smell that make me feel so fucking nervous.

[@callmeswivelhips]

She's like...almost not a.d.d. in this one. Especially with her intro...SHE'S ULTRA FOCUSED ON THE SHIT SHE HAS TO SAY TODAY!!!!

[@angelnegra77]

Joanna rants are my favorite!!

[@ChrisSierras]

I used to work as a night security host at Hakkasan tonight club and we did in fact a our lead security manager named Brett and he was also bold... you on point! :)

[@mariuchally]

you are so funny!!!! we all 've been part of the "i'll find your cellulites, you muffin top" nightmare but no one could 've been more honest and funny than you are! hahahahah

[@mottahead6464]

Joanna, you're amazing. I could watch you ranting about whatever it is that you rant about for hours and hours. Shit, you're that good.

[@mjll0000]

When you have to wait at the doctor like omg I rather be at school with my stupid classmates

Buses when they're -over-crowded D: (VAMOJ A PEGARNOS ESPARDA CON ESPARDA POR FAVOR PA'QUE NOS VAYAMOS)

[@ohmyprettygirl]

Bathrooms when you go in the stall and through the cracks see someone looking at you or you make accidental eye contact. Or when you walk in the bathroom maybe for a mirror or use toilet or whatever but you know someone else is a stall but theyre extra quiet and never come out so you get a sense that the other person is waiting on you to leave which is also weird.

[@darkktur88]

The parking lots at the small ethnic grocery stores...they're so small and malconfigured, it's like one of those puzzles with one empty space and you all have to wait to move !

[@stellavict2515]

When your at See's candy and your waiting in line and when you're about to be next, the person in front of you takes the longest time to make they're order and you just end up standing there waiting for, like 20 extra minutes.

[@jeffpro8]

Chris is right, never say your address in the internet unless it you want a random stalker showing up at your door say that "I'm you're biggest fan!"

[@pyronmasters]

A place to hate is a high school reunion, you get forced to go but realize you still hate them.

[@AslanKyoya1776]

PDX carpet ftw, we love you!!

[@jadishaproano6157]

Any doctor's office. specifically a dentist's office. I HATE IT SO MUCH

[@msng8809]

Oh! I got one, when your stuck at the registry of motor vehicle and all you hear is every number being called but yours.

[@gabirellaleyva9919]

School or College corridors, you can't walk through them without 1 person/clique judging you with their eyes

[@timothyjones8921]

I don't get the frozen food aisle issue. Why is it bad? Because frozen things are cold?

[@geo123202]

The public bus is awful and waiting at bus stops in the city are the worst people always try and ask you a bunch of questions to end up asking for money

[@andresortegacarriedo4941]

when you are about to take the lift and suddenly a neighbour appears and you are like NO OUT OF HERE THIS IS MY LIFT and you try to close the lift's door as fast as possible

[@fernandabluntkrasinski9026]

Bus stops,.. Metro stations so crowded and sometimes dangerous.. Also waiting outside for get into any concerts in stadiums, arenas or parks

[@nayeliholguin8471]

i so relate to the pediatrician part, my pediatrician is a great doctor but now im forced to go to the adult doctors and they are all old and not nearly as great as my pediatrician, the adult waiting room is worse than the kids waiting room in the kids one you can at least watch an old cartoon but in the adult one all your watching is golf or judge shows

[@BekahIris]

You forgot the food court at the mall! It's so noisy with a bunch of toddlers running around and the tables aren't just dirty, they're disgusting --- I'm talked caked-on gunk from the Chinese food place from three days ago on the tables!

[@jessicavictoriacarrillo7254]

I loved that pic of Renee Zellweger, her Bridget Jones weight, it seemed like her stylists always put her in some cute looks that evoked old-style Hollywood Queens like (showing off my knowledge): Mae West, Jean Harlow, Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe, Lana Turner, Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Kim Novak, Doris Day (more for "Down with Love"), and Brigitte Bardot. Like Christina Hendricks and Elisabeth Moss had a blonde baby.

[@mikatsume4683]

When you are invited to this huge reunion/party and the only person you know (the one that invited you) leaves you alone

[@karen30ful]

The SSA office, if you need to fix an error or something less trivial with your SSN, the waiting can be irritating, I prefer going to the DMV, than wait in line at the SSA office. Supermarket lines, 5 o'clock Boston traffic, welcome to the gates of hell! :(

[@carlosrodriguez-on7wf]

OMG THE OLD CARPET ON THAT AIRPORT WAS THE ONE FOR PDX

[@dannyarevalo739]

When you're in Caracas and you have to use "El Metro" that thing sucks, the same in Bogotá and Lima!! IT'S HELL!!

[@ximena2112]

another place is public transportation in a big city during a rush hour !!!!! is the worst thing eveeeer

[@MegaThiagoduarte]

Oh my God! I just love you guys so much I don’t know what to do

[@dorianlorna]

I am totally watching this while I’m pooping just to bug Chris

[@nurikoinsane]

Is there something worse than waiting in that old airport terminal? Yap, it's WORKING IN IT!!

[@Ibbygirl19]

Going to the dentist! Ay I can even here the drill from the waiting room and I start breaking out into a cold sweat.

[@Alahyana]

Joanna you just became my soulmate!!!

[@jengie3526]

That's was Portland's airport rug. People cried when it was removed😖

[@scw55]

A pub where the ambient sound is higher than the person you're trying to listen to. So you end up submitting to the alcohol in your blood as it's too much effort to pay attention anymore. Sleepy times.

[@MrSsj2goten]

Ending up at the beach when you never planned on going to the beach during the hottest part of the day during the summer but you are wearing business attire including a tie because you were at work and now you're at the beach. That's the worst.

[@elenahickman4329]

Public bathrooms when you're trying do number 2 quietly but can't

[@fioretepes9613]

amo tus vídeos Joanna!

[@cristinasolano6487]

OMG i literally hate clubs... They give me anxiety.

[@alostbaby5909]

School... I hate school

[@Miriam68730]

😱You are not along, 😱

[@markusoreos.233]

What the fuck along lol?

[@Desmosfundraw]

Prison , eventhough the person is criminal or did something illegal , that does mean locking him / her in a filthy room with lots of psychopath people that are bully - specialized , maybe prisoners need therapy if you really want to protect the world from their actions .

[@WojtekGolaBezPindola]

2:17 I laughed so hard Because that's me 💃🏻

[@benderrodriguez147]

Waiting in line almost anywhere. Grocery store, to use the restroom at a concert, stop standing so close behind me!! I'm in line too! I can't do anything to help you! Back up, gimme a 2-3 foot barrier, dammit.

[@alissaintcherizar1122]

I swear to god I hate waiting rooms. and In a few moments It gets kind of awkward next thing you know, you are desperate for them to call your name or someone to text you

[@mariaeugeniacastilloduque682]

My mum still calls our pediatrician.... "Yes I'll see you tomorrow at your office Luis"

[@parrisnia72]

I agree with all of these except the dressing room. I don't mind it, and I love trying on clothes :D

[@luismiguelmartinezguarnizo115]

At the hair saloon. It's all good if the hair stylist does his work well, but, I simply hate that my hands are virtually imprisoned by that "babero" they use to keep you clothes hair-free.

[@BlahBlah-bp7mt]

Until yesterday I didn’t know the big stall was the handycap stall and I feel bad for using it since ever XD

[@felipemeza9735]

the worst are the supermarket lines because, may they are short; but you know that there will always be that old lady that is pissed off because the bread was cheaper in the stand. An you just want to kill her because she won't leave until someone goes to the stand to check the price; so it doesn't really matter if the line is 3 or 10 people long because you will be there half an hour thanks to that lady

[@mariodan13]

In fact for the people who still live in Venezuela, everyplace is awful. I mean the public transport where you can get robbed, shot, rapped, kidnap etc, etc. Supermarkerts where you gotta stand in a 2 km line to get in, and stand in 10km line to pay for the few products you can find :(

[@booravot7554]

As a Venezuelan, I have to say... a horrible, terrible, please, is, the Class room, always taking so SO LOUD, and making a LOT of noise, screaming, for everything! and the line for buy food -.-***

[@Al.j.Vasquez]

Yep, i won't pretend i like clubs cuz i rather have some good sleep or.. Since i live in a very low contaminated place, i could watch the stars, while waiting for a reply on my multiple social apps from all the people i texted to.

[@Blade-hf9po]

Waiting for a table a a restaurant. I HATE those places to death.

[@RR-ir6ss]

At least you can get a drink there.

[@alecjimenez498]

im in love with Joanna

[@russellbooker2525]

There was Scrabble on Friday?!

[@oticramo]

Why are you hating on the PDX carpet?

[@elizah.413]

I like the baggage claim because once I walked up and my bag was right there.

[@gerardobanda6894]

this girl is awesome

[@DMPepe]

So much hate the clubs, rather go to any theater with someone who gets my sarcastic comments of the film, and doesn't mind me figuring out what's going to happen next. Oh yoga classes make me nauseous, cause there's this one corner where everyone leaves their smelly shoes. Plus the whole classroom smells.

[@pixelatedhyenadae3367]

I absolutely hate the mall, especially after I've been there for few hours and I just want to the god damn candy store that I never get to go to cause my dad is allergic to everything(not literally), and I feel like I deserve to get at least a few gummy frogs cause my feet hurt, and it's loud and there's people there which just sucks the life out of my Introverted self, and my mom/sister/stepmom wants to go everywhere, whereas me and/or my dad are just standing there being dragged around and then my dad is bored so he starts stepping on my heels and when I turn around to smack his arm he totally uneffected because the arm I'm hitting has basically no feeling in it, and then we both end up just wanting to go home.

[@redlumiilemonade098]

That last one is so accurate!!!

[@nerdyguy29]

Hahaha, I am 22 and still go to my pediatrician but since my mom works there, I can go in through the back so I do not have to wait in the waiting room so I do not feel guilty, plus everyone there has known me since I was 8 so I was always get free food haha. My version of hell would be at like a family party for a relative that you don't even know surrounded by other relatives you don't know and they are blasting like older cumbia or bachata or whatever that only the oldies like.

[@RomeoRomanoBethDeCipher]

Waiting rooms at a hospital with LOUD CHILDREN running around and kids who are too big to be held CRYING and you sit there for 7 hours..........

[@xavierheadbang]

Lines in the superMarket, also lines to buy tickets in the cinema, cus it's like "I Don't even want to watch it that much"

[@carolinaandreaavilesfernan5780]

Cualquier lugar sobrepoblado a mi me vuelve loca, así como las calles centrales de cualquier ciudad grande, donde tienes que estar pidiendo perdón por existir mientras te golpean con carteras! Lo mismo va para cualquier servicio público en casi todos los países sudamericanos!

[@ricardojosesan]

¿sin comentarios aquí? ok, pongo el mio, eres la mejor de esta vaina jajaja un abrazo chamilla.

[@harleeb.4361]

I hate waiting in bathrooms bc the handicap stall is the only one I can use in my wheelchair, but there's somebody in it. You have people looking at you in pity bc you're in a wheelchair and there's never enough room for them to pass. Like I get it if you have a kid or something. In busy bathrooms, when I'm not in my chair, my cousin and I might use it together to keep two other stalls free. Or a mom with a kid or two. But unless you NEED the stall, please consider others. An old lady with a walker may need it. Or a mom with her couple of toddlers. Or a person in a wheelchair/has a disability. please don't be that asshole. I get it, they're roomy. But if I'm trying to get in a stall in a hurry because I need to treat something then I'm just SOL.

[@vikki10]

Business meetings where you’re suppose to mingle/network. THE WORST

[@kawaiineko4781]

One place that annoys me the most is somewhere where ur hungry and someone else's food is just there in ur face u look at them while eating like you know I'm hungry whyyyyyy :(

[@labrujanat]

I'm 22 and still go to my childhood eye doctor because he is so nice. ABC Optometrist. They use me as an example for the kids in the waiting room so they wont be afraid of getting eye drops. I'm embarrassed.

[@zuraboyd]

Waiting rooms are bad! But dentist waiting rooms are the worst, your an adult you are calm and confident, everything is going to be ok, until somebody thats affair of it comes in and gets everybody nervous and you are next!

[@armando6593]

Am I too late for Scrabble?

[@DestinyMusgrove]

She always had something to say..... and I LOVE it :)