The Xanax Feast

[@TheGBLN]

Banger alert.

[@bedroomwitchtrials6263]

banger alert

[@edwardberk2281]

gob

[@fathersnuts]

Says it’s not streaming m8

[@Felix.alexander.001]

It says no stream tap to retry

[@jmock4304]

yessir

[@austinballard8867]

Goblin's cadence and just general tone of voice/way of speaking make these stories so much funnier. Talking about ridiculous delinquent shit with this bubbly upbeat voice lol. i love this channel.

[@Succcccccccccccc]

Almost like a salesman, he used to do sales some time ago if I recall

[@7tko7kdoh73]

@Quentin Hapsburg lmaooo you mad as hell

[@austinballard8867]

@Quentin Hapsburg trick? i have no care as to wether or not goblin's tales are true or entirely accurate lol. its just some funny shit to put on in the background while i clean my house.

[@alexpivniouk8421]

​@Quentin Hapsburg are you pressed that goblin is funnier than you?

[@nightmareproductions6550]

Damn did y’all made that Quentin guy delete his comment 😂😭

[@tiredsqiz_smokes3504]

"i had margarine we didnt have butter money" 🤣🤣 that got me.

[@saurus7707]

Goblin. We love you truly. It’s a blessing to see you come as far as you have.

[@jamessweeps1788]

Now think about how far he’s come since you posted this comment

[@-shi.v-]

i can’t believe he didn’t just go through the backseat 😂god gobby is so fucking funny

[@ThumperG]

Not all cars can be accessed like this from the backseat. In one of my cars, you must remove several bolts and pull the whole back of the seat out to get to the trunk.

[@jacobhk6450]

Yea in my car the lever to lower the back seats is actually in the trunk

[@ethanbrown9985]

@@ThumperG 8:18

[@gavinr.3170]

Collab with Seven Hunnid 💯 he superd underrated frfr

[@brenchyalowicois6748]

@@ThumperG it’s a wagon bro

[@nagygy_d5161]

As a european, it’s amazing to start my day with a hoot & holler

[@yungdaweed]

same bro

[@fullsend278]

As an Englishman I can comfortably say putting ‘an’ in front of a vowel is sacrilege

[@nagygy_d5161]

@@fullsend278 yeah it is

[@npche9865]

@@fullsend278 As a fellow Englishman but of a northern persuasion, it is perfectly acceptable to substitute 'a' for 'an' prior to words beginning with 'H' for the 'H' sound is dropped altogether thus rendering 'a' incorrect.

[@furbabydaddy814]

As an Arkansan,we have real hoots,aaaand real hollers.😂…………and The Kill.

[@echo2551]

“No stream Tap to retry” first time I’ve seen that before

[@yeahboi1826]

Bruh ong I’ve never been more interested in the title of a goblin video and what does it do? “No strram tap to retry”. Mannn fuck outta here

[@cuviemadeit]

same

[@podcastplug5826]

Fix

[@kyestephens8181]

i saw it last video but i refreshed and reloaded the app a couple times and then it worked but that’s not working this time

[@SampsonWrestling]

same

[@shrkprty]

Goblin is the smartest dumb person I've ever had the pleasure to experience, love u fam! We so proud of ur journey, you deserve it. Ur Gunna keep going up thru the ceiling. You've had such a positive impact on my life, just when I'm starting to get sad, new video

[@greenphantomog]

Put the headphones on, “Idk man I’m pretty stoned. So, I’ve got this Hammer in my hand!” Yep, classic Goblin

[@JuJu.999]

The timing is always immaculate, got an essay due in 23 minutes, gonna light up while watching this, Priorities ladies and gentlemen!

[@joewolfe9860]

How did you do?

[@rubykdc9829]

​@@joewolfe9860failed the class

[@raresscortanu2757]

@@joewolfe9860he failed

[@Matthias2002]

Bad life choice bruh enjoy it now while your still living with mommy

[@JuJu.999]

@@joewolfe9860 Got a 1.7, which equates to a B 💪

[@xgoato1gaming807]

Nothing like a good ole hoot and a holler right before bed. Thanks golblin I love your videos❤️

[@kurtvonnegut9959]

GOLBLIN

[@accountabandoned]

a real banger indeed from golbin

[@TacticalTRex-jh7ox]

Sorry man, you’re never living this down

[@xgoato1gaming807]

Bruh just realized I put an l in🤦😂

[@prodguardian]

i too love golblin videos

[@mambamike5627]

Absolute GOD of content I swear bro could talk about how to do math and I’d still be entertained

[@RowdyASMR73]

Dude this is like the 3rd time this month im watching this vid. Best part about being a stoner is u forget shit easily and can rewarch stuff, fact that i always watch rhis while doing mundane every day tasks keeps me so entertained daily wheteher im making dinner listening to goblin, walking my dog, cleaning the house everything

[@Booty5layer]

This comment is to relatable to only have a bot reply😂

[@Chimney_bbx]

Yes i forget so much cuz of weed me and my girlfriend will watch a movie for the 2nd or 3rd time but its like my 1st every time. Sometimes she keeps it to herself that we already watched it. Its a blessing and a curse.

[@josiahnobles]

Goblin with that impeccable timeing, literally just popped my antidepressants

[@bagmanbreezy]

Ong wha is goin on

[@brantnelson6484]

After see the error, I would take more.

[@Emperor_Diplex]

felt that

[@tensinkano6888]

F you and your stupid sheep comment

[@vibinwpsilocybin1424]

shrooms > antidepressants

[@MoPieRobinson]

Woke up at 3am to a 30 minute banger? Good shit GobGod! Always love a good xan story lmao.

[@SF-tt7ed]

ngl ryan murphy you lookin kinda desirable,eatable, and tasty

[@ayenul]

If the goblin story occurred on or around thanksgiving, you know it’s gonna be fire

[@ryancarter5503]

I'm pretty hype for the holidays too, manys the happy memory of listening to uncle goblin recant stories of his youth while I'm fucked up and full of turkey and ham

[@boydfuller6753]

this may be one of the best videos of all time. I have quite literally come back 5 different times to listen to this one XD

[@wintergreen9949]

This is my favorite story from ancient rome, glad you still remember this stuff after so long gobby

[@kaiyondo]

Damn bro, Goblin went through it to get to where he is rn. Keep going bro always enjoyable content from you.

[@josephramos8595]

I can always depend on gob to drop a banger late night

[@samvlogs3777]

Fax bruh

[@Mr.WestSide]

Drop a bar while ya at it watching his video… toast up 💊 and Ⓜ️ = 🫶🏿

[@dominicflick1225]

Started watching Goblins videos a few weeks ago after seeing his name in a video title from No Jumper, didn’t watch the no jumper vid but the name got my attention. I’ve watched about 8 of Goblins videos now and they’re awesome. He’s got a great story telling method. Fun to listen to while I work out. Now I’m a subscriber. Goblin, keep doin your thing.

[@zackramsey52]

Just as I needed something to smoke to. Phenomenal timing as always Goblin

[@KushAidMan]

"I didn't have a lot of bread, im not rich" 😂😂 that got me on the floor

[@PeristalsisActivate]

Whenever I'm in need of a banger of a video, I know goblin has me covered

[@Manny392_]

This really got me in the fall mood thanks goblin

[@joeblow4940]

10:40 "Idk why I didn't do the blow like a respectable young man" Oh lord gob u got me fuckin cryin g lmaoooooo

[@maddykuhn9724]

Thanks Gob for the nighttime banger, needed a good listen before bed. thank you man great timing it wasn’t the best day but now i’m laughing

[@petefromdownthestreet]

instant classic. god damn gob still comin hard with the bangers

[@dayniel2]

i love smokin up and watching goblin videos 😭

[@grahamlrc2305]

After listening to this story, I am much more grateful for my money, my situation and the food in my fridge. Thanks goblin

[@rileyclarke8784]

sounds like goblin had quite literally a legendary car to most people who are into cars lmao, always with the unexpected details, banger

[@tomcadogan9047]

fax was not expecting him to have an old volvo lol

[@Sk0die]

Those old Volvo 240s are definitely shitboxs, but they are cool as fuck id love to drive one someday

[@boejurrow5769]

Sitting in the canes drive thru on a beautiful Friday night, listening to a banger goblin video. I can’t think of a better time ❤

[@Bunnyfromhell92]

your story telling gets better over time

[@zozwings3149]

I know people say, “perfect timing” but this is perfect timing

[@kronicshit7896]

I rewatched this and realized that I know someone who has literally the exact same Volvo as you did his is gray. It's a classic.

[@chas1e]

Thank god goblin warned me that this video was a banger. Wasn't ready for that bang.

[@kaylaann8408]

goblin is definetely part of my dream blunt rotation.

[@1gavinnn]

watching this over my lunch break with just enough time thanks for uploading goblin 😩

[@WinterCougar]

the king uploading right when I need something to watch

[@thebigcheese8604]

“we didn’t have butter money”💀

[@cyma-zw2tt]

Real

[@StarskySTARS]

I love that you refered to the volvo 240 as "little thing" haha. Great cars though, One of my favorites. Great story as always.

[@phobikshiki]

this one of your best stories, top 5-10 easily imo

[@zacharyisaacs4912]

how does this dude have such a good memory for the number of things he does and weed he smokes

[@Eric-gv4di]

This was by far one of the funniest Goblin videos of all time

[@ianhale4466]

Paid 500 bucks for an 85 ramcharger, it was pretty rough, sat in a field for 20 years. I got it running and ripped all the interior out and threw blue shaggy carpet top to bottom. I yanked the back seat out and had the rainbow zebra print walmart blanket made into a seat cover. I could park somewhere crawl in the back and have a place to trip and hangout lol

[@j.d.c.777]

“Like a brute” 😂 Proceeds to pry off tail light to get to food in trunk

[@jakeben2358]

This dude never Misses 😭😭 man I can relate to you bro, I got hella crazy drug experiences and your videos make me wanna start my own drug channel 😭lmao

[@jasonbernard9012]

This story had me peeing with laughter. Man I’m so happy I found your channel. Amazing story telling

[@paullawson4736]

Wow U must be easily amused

[@jasonbernard9012]

@Paul Lawson you act like that’s a bad thing - wouldn’t you rather be laughing than not?

[@fishgames8415]

this the earliest I been to a goblin video

[@unclebug35]

Just boofed some joints, got some chocy milk, and chopped up a speed ball. Great timing gobs

[@hunterhornsby8152]

"i put margerine, we didnt have butter money" fuckin cracked me up. stay lit gobby i fwu the long way been a supporter and viewer for 5 years

[@JoeKTheJeweler]

20:02 “Obviously I didn’t have bread alright, I’m not rich”😂😂😂

[@tigerking6941]

I’m so happy your playing MW2 for background gameplay, I was playing and was thinking how smooth it would go with your videos 👍🏼

[@StonerFromNowhere]

Gob always out here with that perfect upload schedule. Also feels wrong being this early

[@geraldmiller5343]

I've heard so many wonderful things about magic mushrooms but I can't easily get some, Is there any realiable source I can purchase from??

[@evelynbecker4916]

I'm so interested in the experience but am terrified of having a bad trip

[@Marksonfixedmatches]

I did two grams last time, it was a thrilling experience and I enjoyed it

[@sebastianfelipe515]

( dream.spores) Got psych's*

[@evelynbecker4916]

This whole thing is pretty new to me, can I try 3grams?

[@Marksonfixedmatches]

@@sebastianfelipe515 where to search? Is it IG ??

[@l.sch.7545]

we need a goblin cooking channel

[@infowarriorone]

Loving these cautionary tales. I too have done the dumbest sht while on the benzos.

[@kyestephens8181]

GOB WITH THE PERFECT TIMJNG AS USUAL

[@beanlean4489]

Ong😭😭😭😭

[@saltycanadian6190]

My buddies first car was a total of 200$ 100$ to buy it from an old lady, 100$ to safety it. Car lasted probably 5 years. Then he was rear-ended and it was a write off.

[@gammelawp7537]

Dude this channel grew emensly the last 2 years. I remember you being at 200k and now over half a Million respect

[@sceneCatgirl]

Oh boy just wait until you discover ambien meals. Nothing beats waking up in your kitchen in a pile of bread that you attempted to use to make a house for the gerbil king and a pot full of chocolate and beans ramen

[@jackeinstoss2103]

Baked asf, needed this banger

[@dbrom1317]

i love being fucked up watching gobby cus i can watch this shit 4 times in a row for the the first time 🎉

[@alexpivniouk8421]

well I might not have had any weed today but I did get a goblin upload before bed 🔥🔥🔥

[@andyhernandez29]

“You win, you lose, sometimes you fuck up…what do you want from me, I’m not perfect” Goblin philosophy is unfucking matchable.

[@Gonja]

This one of your best yet gobby this shit so good I feel ts 😂😂😂

[@undergroundnba]

i swear 😂😂😂

[@SpazzGotTHaK]

This man tore up his trunk juss to get some cranberry sauce amd stuffing 🤣🤣

[@scalivevo4111]

As someone who has seen every video I can fairly confidently say we’ve never heard the grilled cheese story lmao

[@zehbzy9337]

There was one time I was barred out at my homies house, and ate chocolate chips pancakes I found in the trash. Goblin is right, all limits are off to food when you’re barred

[@tomcadogan9047]

lmaoo when i was barred tf out i forgot i had my retainer in and started eating with that shit still on my teeth 💀

[@cjhutson7133]

love your videos goblin always brings joy to my day when i see a new upload!!

[@mYcRiSpDiScK]

Goblin be on some straight BRUTE mode

[@imvoidbtw]

I just wanna watch the vid but “no stream” “tap to retry” love you gob 😭

[@WhuDhat]

Lets go! gob really do be havin god tier timing , literally just ran out of weed

[@4.543-7]

I just ate liek 10 doses of my homemade rice Krispies, boutta be trippin

[@dark_optix4437]

PERFECT TIMING I JUST CHOPPED UP A LINE

[@Still-Struggling]

This one was funny as shit Gob. Then again, that could be because I’m hella stoned 😂

[@josephgarcia6651]

The back roads route south past the Joliet/Shorewood exit is no joke. Feels like ima get caught up in a Jeepers creepers movie

[@Jayahmenace11]

Ain’t lying bro I drive them roads all the time n stay by the Chicagoland speed race n it’s bogish back there too on bro

[@MysteryIncomplete]

“Fuck it, we ball.” Snow on the bluff reference? 🤣👌🏿

[@joemoore1998]

This man’s story telling ability is amazing. Banger indeed

[@TaeoR-nx7bw]

im barred rn when this came out. NICE

[@GG-ox3oq]

“I’m not a problem solver off the xans”😂😂

[@Zanooz]

Enchilada soup tacos bro the nostalgia. My big bro used to do this all the time back in the day, and I can't lie, it wasn't actually that bad.

[@wutangforever]

My guy really said I just had a lot of tortillas 😂😂 you jokes man

[@Yeeter-my7do]

The fact you remember these stories are the best, I was the same when I did bars back in the day. A fucking brute breaking everything in my path lol but I didn't remember shit. Would wake up to no bars, no money, and everything I owed broken or lost hahaha. Glad those days are behind me!

[@Silver_Specter]

never fail to cripple me with laughter

[@theballer305county9]

Damn just as I was about to spark up perfect timing there gob

[@afterlyfe12]

i’m convinced goblins first house is literally just tyler durdens house in fight club

[@Yunggeraldtrapbeats]

This is a top 3 thumbnail of all time

[@hadrianpyron4795]

“Peace out gamers” 😂😂 didnt know i should slam some bars before playing cod

[@iredoux]

You know it's finna be a good one when you're hungover and rolling up 😏

[@GOATCMPunk]

Volvo 240 is a really cool car. Not fast but it’s a cool car in the car enthusiast community especially among the Volvo bois. Plus the wagons and coupes look sick in my opinion especially when lowered a little with sum tasteful mods

[@josht1907]

as a man that loves old volvos. this story hurts me

[@WanderLustKoi]

AYY AS IM PEAKING ON ACID GREAT TIMING

[@nategrzesiak7177]

Perfect morning bus ride video. Thanks goblin

[@MattTip]

This was perfect for my smoke before class

[@BlastedOG]

Time for another absolute hoot and a holler

[@channeldeleted2946]

This was by far one of the funniest stories in along time had me geeeking lmfaoooo

[@seal7224]

ludicrous thumbnail and title gonna be a hoot and a holler

[@bgall499.]

Goblin is a natural chef. Gobby Flay.