Their Hands Were Everywhere

Springfield is a buzzed at the upcoming "Do What You Feel" festival. Milhouse thought he'd go have a fun day there, when the other attenders felt like having a good old time with him.
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio):
S03E23 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love
S05E04 - Rosebud
S05E07 - Bart's Inner Child
S06E02 - Lisa's Rival
S07E15 - Bart the Fink
S08E14 - The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
S08E16 - Brother from Another Series
S12E03 - Insane Clown Poppy
S15E08 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
S17E03 - Milhouse of Sand and Fog
S17E14 - Bart Has Two Mommies
S19E06 - Little Orphan Millie
S20E17 - The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly
S22E04 - Treehouse of Horror XXI
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
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[@lesewing]

I guess this time everything is NOT coming up Milhouse.

[@133thefallen]

Cuz everyone’s hands were UP Milhouse

[@pigmeatmarkham898]

He'll probably surface, eventually

[@kevinhixson1586]

But everyone is coming on milhouse.

[@Akrenix]

There was something coming up Milhouse

[@19torento]

It was coming in, not coming up Mulhouse.

[@heliumtrophy]

I never twigged that it was Ralph who said that "it's recess everywhere but in his heart." When the hell did he get so poetic?

[@vitorhugo2331]

Perfecto!

[@hailmary7283]

What about when he said "I choo-choose you."

[@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878]

or when he said what man could tame her (lisa) in nelsons voice

[@bigjugs9626]

and his voice was weird.

[@KyleRayner12]

He's an artist. Did you not see his riveting portrayal of George Washington?

[@Aldaboy]

"It's recess everywhere but his heart." Wow, that's deep. Especially coming from Ralph Wiggums.

[@canaisyoung3601]

The really early Simpsons episodes had Ralph randomly say erudite lines like that (and, in one episode, he had Nelson's voice).

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

Yeah that hit me

[@tmccz1940]

Everyone’s coming up milhouse

[@Inferno65]

Except his body from the water.

[@Dzuno18]

At least Lisa is safe from Milhouse's constant flirting

[@gabrielboorom6196]

An alternate reality where Milhouse is traumatized because people paid attention to him for once. Weird.

[@blairbrown4812]

I get the impression that this wasn't the kind of attention that Milhouse wanted....

[@TheHeadbanger93]

Do what you FEEL festival.

[@PrincessofPower84]

Ba dum tss!

[@blairbrown4812]

Probably not what the organisers had in mind....

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@blairbrown4812 Still better than the "Do As We Say" festival started by German settlers a year after World War II ended

[@SomePkmnlovingdude]

Lisa: *after seeing Milhouse jump off the dam and drown* And nothing of value was lost.

[@TheRegart]

When I saw the title, I thought everyone would be 'throwing' hands. But this works too I suppose.

[@Timmothy_plays]

Everything is coming on Milhouse!

[@BenjaminGoose]

everyone*

[@domagojcapko4152]

He say "their hands were everywhere" and after that falls in depression - obvious what happened here!

[@micahbush5397]

0:27 Milhouse looks about 70 with that expression.

[@supremeghost7950]

I once organized a surprise bukkake-party for my girlfiend. You should have seen her face, everybody came!

[@johnsalchichon777]

Gay.

[@SmashLiXs]

huh?

[@mae7203]

SmashLiXs u don’t know what bukkake means don’t u

[@SmashLiXs]

@@mae7203 sounds like food. wait are you asking?

[@mae7203]

SmashLiXs its not food 😭 it’s something gross that I don’t understand why any girl would do that id never even for a million.

[@dakotastein9499]

thats gotta be one of the most profound thing ive ever heard coming out of ralph's mouth

[@VerdantRange]

First to find the body gets $80,000! I could still see the text on the wanted poster!

[@Reggie757]

My glasses!!

[@darth856]

At least Bart genuinly cared about Milhouse in this one.

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

I find these thinking they’re normal Simpson’s clips and am very surprised by the end

[@Grove_12-Heroes]

At least it wasnt Bart this time!

[@blairbrown4812]

@0:18 The look of someone who understands all too well....

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Their Hands Were Everywhere momentum 100

[@DHAdArchivez]

Millhouse is just traumatized of how much people beat him up for paper

[@jakeladislaus267]

Nobody likes Milhouse!

[@Psergiorivera]

Their hands were everywhere...

[@Solid_Hank]

The writers really got a lot darker after season 47

[@canaisyoung3601]

You're confusing that with Saturday Night Live. The Simpsons is in its 33rd season. Either way, it has gotten darker.

[@alistorblueandangelgreendu2316]

You know if Bart wasn’t he’s friend i think the show would take a dark turn if he did it

[@mr.cheerio7943]

Milhouses bold is now in every orange juice so yeah buy now

[@KuraSourTakanHour]

So... he's traumatised cause he was molested by a crowd? Damn

[@AG-bq1fm]

This one was pretty Diabolical

[@CHAOTIXMaddLass]

Milhouse just can’t catch a break! Fiend jake is crying

[@1colonelsanders]

That's quite an overreaction from being groped for a few seconds lol

[@XDrang93]

Damn!

[@daviebaggins]

You got the dead dud! He looks like you Poindexter

[@user-lf5xq4gu1g]

Wow. This video was the one to actually upset me.

[@hetepatat]

That's pretty dark mr... uhm, mr Darker Simpsons

[@thunderbolt8541]

Please don't harm yourself, people care about you, for example me and that's why I'm worried about you people, so please don't harm yourself 👍 , I know you are going through the toughest time possible, I was through a very tough time too, but things will get better, I took therapy and it really helped you can talk to a therapist or a hotline, take care and have a great life ❤️👍 Things will get better for all of you Best wishes for you all my friends 👍

[@enjoyitbro]

LOL thats so sick

[@sillygostly]

TRIGGER WARNING! 00:44 might cause psychological distress to vegans.

[@johncasey410]

And the worst part? He broke his glasses.

[@radthadd]

Milhouse went missing? Huh. Never noticed

[@bigjugs9626]

This sure was "darker", LOOOOL

[@NobodyThatsIt]

They aren't looking for him with milk... He is the milk. (Funfact milk is only filtered blood.)

[@DivineAtheistWannabe]

Ahhhhh............my glasses

[@sonicfan2012-t4r]

00:00:37 The Simpsons Predicted There's Something About Amy (Part 4)

[@dedpxl]

wow this is pretty full on...

[@dominikkuczynski7747]

thats wrong ....... / give me more

[@Contagion1978]

Very super horrible Milhouse 😱!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gooova]

❤❤❤👍

[@katie2275]

It’s mad that he actually said that

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

Protect the children from dark Simpsons

[@thatvaluedgamer5810]

Stolen video

[@finlaymarron]

It's the same person.

[@Emperor.Penguin.]

Stupid person

[@TheSteamLord]

Idiot

[@supremeghost7950]

Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

[@delete--5563]

Ehhhh no tho though. 🤔😑.