Bill Burr & Nia - Dancing Wedding

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[@nrdpc5975]

The chemistry is strong with these two

[@SpeccyHorace]

You'd hope so wouldn't you.

[@bryanmares3830]

For now...until she pulls something...

[@ArJayDM]

They should get married or something

[@wyansas]

these two are fucking great together.

[@naveenkala2914]

I dnt know about you guys but the baby was giving pretty solid advice

[@crosssection6289]

lol //

[@KB-nz6bv]

Agreed

[@robert__]

DID HE JUST CALL HIM RUBY PUBY HAHAHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOW

[@squeet6831]

That's one of the only Bill Burr nicknames I've found funny. Most of them suck

[@Jazzguitar00]

I love it when Bill needs Nia’s advice. It’s always hilarious and they have such good chemistry.

[@smithryansmith]

"Hey, Nia do you like hockey?" "Actually, I do." "Could you just play along for a minute?"

[@Stu8025]

I love these two. Love them. I love their banter, they balance each other out nicely, and Nia cracks me the fuck up.

[@JoshMarshain]

them singing classic generic wedding songs is hilarious

[@TheAnkie0808]

JD Marshall I love that too and this is my 20th times coming back to enjoy these singing😍

[@dusk6159]

In fact this slice of podcast must be one of the best and most enjoyable, complete and hilarious! Just great!

[@Ashish-xm9ol]

Bill does have a lovely singing voice.

[@KptnHaddock_]

someonestolemybrandnewCHEVROLAYY

[@Chimagic]

Bill and Nia need to sing more on the podcast. Killing me with the cutaway songs.

[@tbranch227]

Bill and Nia singing together cracks me up!

[@rustyrelicsfarm2406]

Its soo cute.

[@slackjoelyokel88]

7:37 *clint eastwood voice : "it was your idea" 😂😂😂

[@11moleman]

Bill is right when it comes to hormones affecting your behavior and brain chemistry. The whole point of taking hormones has been proven to change your brain as well as body.

[@gabrielibowen1]

I know, I laughed at that part. I was like of course it does Nia. What's really funny is that this is the same lady who wanted to get the dog neutered.

[@Kevin-no7pv]

sure it does, but probably won't change you favorite color or an interest in cars. lol

[@SnarkierThan-U-R]

Caitlyn has expressed that she may sleep with a guy. Oh Jeez

[@T0YCHEST]

@Renaud Villacis hate to break it to u, that wasn't there roids unless he gets it prescribed than he got it off a drug dealer and people that buy roids usually snort coke like vacuums.

[@TheGlizzardOfKov]

Yeah it shows how confident Nia is in her lack of knowledge. Taking exogenous hormones DEFINITELY affects your brain.

[@16THESAINT]

I love how the compromise to not dancing is dancing.

[@kaleilw]

I love this podcast. First Bill, then Nia, then little Bill-Nia. Priceless.

[@BrendanMcGinley]

When you can make each other laugh, you can get through anything.

[@jamesperrine1984]

You guys sound like you have so much fun together. Love these podcasts

[@bgmt94]

This Genesis cover brought me back straight to childhood and my father's records. Thank you Bill and Nia, thank you whoever puts these up. Love y'all

[@mightymoeish]

FOR MEEEEE

[@iTsStEpHyyyy]

I think it's more "ferrrrr miiiiii...".just saying, not trying to be a dick, sorry.

[@derektaylor8597]

I enjoyed that karaoke.

[@327gareth]

Interesting Bill and Nia's take on first dances - in that they think it should be something upbeat. We pulled a sneaky on our wedding guests. The first dance was slow, and we invited everyone onto the dance floor (they couldn't refuse). Second dance was Footloose - Kenny Loggins, with a full dancefloor. Worked like a charm, it was absolute chaos!

[@adamkerr5695]

Nia "mic awareness" Burr They are so great together!!

[@aaronlastname7775]

You know bill is eating Nias muffla' like a savage

[@marietaylor5174]

That's disgusting!

[@howHumam]

@@marietaylor5174 you didn't say stop or no...

[@marcelinesdad6223]

Uncle Joey? Is that you?

[@HF1.0]

@@marietaylor5174 you don’t like your muffla’ ate?

[@mooselordflanz3392]

Bill is so right I have to get tanked to dance

[@AdADglgmutShevanel]

I love how he always makes fun of her not speaking into the mic, but her voice comes out perfect anyway. I guess for all we know, there could be hours of editing involved after it's recorded, getting her voice corrected, haha

[@ambushbob5383]

Bruce also killed a lady with his car.

[@giomjava]

After transitioning, all is forgiven

[@rockofullr]

I couldn't and didn't dance for most of my life. Then I started to date a girl who loves to dance. Now I dance too. Not well, but I do it.... while drinking heavily. Just fucking shuffle to the music. It's not hard.

[@JoyfulUniter]

I had a girl openly laugh at my terrible dancing, kinda scared to now =( you've inspired me to at least try and do a two step shuffle type thing.

[@swiftdog49er51]

This is one of the best podcast bill did...love the music, the laughter and advice together was perfect, you crushed it!!!!

[@OneEyedJackNLD]

He threw in a Mr. Blonde reference in there 😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍 My favorite movie. I love this man so much!

[@andrewaustin3061]

They are too cute 😍😍😍😂😂😂😂

[@rustyshackleford735]

These two should date, they have some real chemistry.

[@peterquinn2997]

I been saying that for years 😂

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

"this is one of those times that you do something you don't enjoy but you do it for the one that you love", tell that to every woman who doesn't give oral, NIA!

[@janushomer9111]

not oral, anal sex

[@sangredelic]

Bill BurrFan That's what happens when neither person knows what they're doing.

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

Voluptuouspanic, you may be right, I only did it once and had no desire to do it again. Actually it was with my (soon to be) ex wife. I was done with her but she was trying to get back with me. She was trying to seduce me so I was like "alright, what is the most degrading thing I can think of"....and the only pleasure I got out of it was knowing that she was miserable and completely degraded. She was selfish sexually when we were together so I really let her degrade the shit out of herself for a few weeks when she thought we still had a chance to work it out. hahahahahahahahahah So maybe not the best example, true Dat.

[@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669]

True indeed..its one night...take it for the team...dude...but get wasted lol!!!

[@mathewmara2184]

Bill BurrFan What kind of woman doesn't suck dick?

[@sluttyfrogmagician]

"Listen, I'm this guy." LMAO

[@nickmarshall4142]

"You made me do this..." lmao perfect

[@sheilasweeney1479]

Love you too very entertaining I love when you sing together

[@partyendsat9235]

They love each other

[@thatguy5837]

0:20 Nia is so confused at that comment lmao

[@tracystephens5014]

Burr & Nia karaoke was kickass!

[@EmF95573]

As someone who has been to many weddings, absolutely no one remembers how certain people danced. The only person that matters is your significant other's, and they *will* remember that you refused to dance with them because of your own pride.

[@kekkek670]

SLOW DANCING in the dark

[@zachfowler9171]

Lmao it was a pretty good Mr. Blonde

[@BrokenSofa]

"Nobody is looking at you" *girlfriend thinks I'm a dissapointment*

[@lastshift1548]

My advice is take 2 pills of Molly and like 4 shots of jamie, he'll be all right, the less dancing experience the better

[@williamprescott9304]

Yall are funny. Both can sing.

[@alastairsmith13]

meet me outside 😂😂😂

[@Xiao93.]

Hormones definitely affect your brain and urges so bill is right on that

[@user-jz9eg9mt1c]

That's a great idea bill

[@brianduffy6254]

That was a good Mr. Blonde. 👍

[@Mightning]

Great advice. I hate dancing. Then once I get hammered at a goddamn wedding and the music is decent, I dance all night and always have a great time. The more the music sucks, the more wasted you gotta get though, so hopefully it's not too horrible so you can still spin without vomiting. The alternative is to find somebody there who hates it as well and then bitch about the dancing thing with them. You can also have some fun, but the overall result is seldom any good.

[@mightymoeish]

What grown man needed advice on this?

[@williampoole1742]

Every sane white adult man should seek out Bilbo's advice for every subject on earth

[@jaymcd8577]

7:17 baby fart

[@johnjays13]

It was your idea.....☠️☠️😂😂😂

[@doglabdogtraining-gus.8873]

Get Nia a head set

[@generalkenobi066]

I am dead serious Billy Boi has a great singing voice

[@DoperThenMost]

Hormones definitely affect ur brain lmfao where did she go to school??

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

I was with somebody almost 10 years that wouldn't dance!!! 10 years and I never got a dance of any kind anywhere. Yes it was something that was upsetting to me, yes it went on the pile of shit that pissed me off.

[@notjustjet6834]

"it doesn't affect your brain" ?!?! what!? Nia... please. Your brain runs on hormones. Take a seat.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Don't think it affects your taste.

[@raymonddunnit412]

Ha. I absolutely relate to this guy, I'm not a social butterfly or dancer and my anxiety is off the charts when pressured into it. And the "nobody is watching/judging you" part can be total bullshit, when I finally gave in and tried I was met with laughs and jokes and assholes making fun of me. I didn't wanna be a stick in the mud so I tried. Totally different worlds, I guess. I can handle a few slow dances, but cutting a rug and shaking my booty to music I don't even like just isn't my thing.

[@HF1.0]

@Sargi Dhadwal Ok Dr.Sargi. We appreciate all your words of wisdom across the comment section. You a therapist?

[@JulesLife]

Hormones don’t affect the brain!? Lol.

[@lilyhehn]

Arguing over the shots reminds me of that Kids in the Hall skit where Bruce and Mark are negotiating a date with an eventual conclusion of sex.

[@lambert8528]

Mia has the best laugh

[@KB-nz6bv]

It’s NIIIAAAAAAA🗣🗣🗣

[@maddyhall4171]

Three. Definitely three

[@aaronbeardsley3261]

5:48 that fuckin harmonization though

[@nicolasdiaz1542]

just dance so horribly that she never wants you to dance with you

[@BountyFlamor]

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[@mydogsnameislucy768]

This kinda works but my girl still tries from time to time. Lmao

[@thefrostbite]

that was a good mr blonde

[@natepace8600]

Yea yea yea it would t hurt the guy to dance but damn.. women will really just make u do some shit you hate .. n then make u out to be an asshole lol I swear.. if only we had that power

[@michaelmcgovern5906]

“ Hormones do effect your brain” -online psychologist with no degreee

[@nialls1048]

Both Vega brothers there

[@rustyshackleford735]

I'm white and I love to dance, thank you drugs.

[@surajshaw9703]

Not dancing is not a white thing... It's a guy thing.

[@jaymcd8577]

unless your drunk

[@jaymcd8577]

@J Nic agreed

[@alexvandyke3262]

Ruby Puesday

[@likaboss7654]

Was that a reservoir dogs reference?

[@KhromTX]

Depending on when you take HRT it most certainly affects your brain.

[@eliasortiz8905]

They don't argue?? That relationship is going to fucking explode if that's true

[@7Be]

Had to look up Daddy's Home. I watched it when it came out, because I love Willie F so much, but I forgot Billy B was in it.

[@mydogsnameislucy768]

Nia can get annoying sometimes but you can't hate how much fun they have together. She reminds me a lot of my lady. Yeah she'll blindly defend women in most situations without ever considering "maybe the girl is just wrong or just a cunt?" But at least she also knows bitches be crazy. Lol

[@backwoodsaustin5140]

Hormones don’t affect your brain... oh my god

[@kevinsaint20]

“The hormones don’t change anything?” “No! It’s not changing anything in your brain!” Ummm....

[@SuperDrBunny]

Dancing and fucking afterwards is like eating a watermelon. You're not hungry nor thirsty anymore. Do it for your loved one and learn some moves.

[@willammunny5589]

Caitlin is a dude, always was, always will be.

[@patrickoconnor9666]

Ol’ Billy Blue Nuts unintentionally messing up classic rock lyrics. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SkateOrDie666]

Ruby Pubesday

[@pinbraid]

5

[@Doomzday94.]

They’re extra Hilarious together, love it 😂

[@muskokamike127]

NO one's going to be watching you? OMFG has Nia not SEEN the drunk dad dancing videos that everyone posts mocking the guy?

[@experiment54]

Just drop an E and you'll be fine. Or half if you haven't done them before. Do half before the date so you know what to expect. XTC, giving white men rhythm. A friend told me.

[@thatsnotmyname1]

experiment54 LOL

[@tarocook412]

experiment54 you sir, sound like a fun wedding buddy

[@rowbearly6128]

Nah..dancing is pointless from my perspective. E or no E..I'd rather have a conversation than jump around like a moron.

[@LordOfCookies123]

My girlfriend and I rolled on E at her ("our") friend's wedding because we really didn't know anyone else invited. Turned out the groom has an extensive family consisting mostly of old, country raised folk and the bride didn't really have many friends our age. Gave her half a slow dance, ended up banging in the bathrooms.

[@patricioansaldi8021]

Idk only time I danced on e, it was cut with meth or something. If you don't can't or won't dance for whatever goodness-forsaken reason, then you'd be better off getting some of that Caine up in your system. It will make you wanna shake it as soon as you hear the high hat trilling

[@nemanjap8768]

Who gets drunk of 5 shots

[@kapiteinlulhaas7612]

Fuck no. If you feel that strongly about not wanting to dance, don't do it.

[@BobSmith-pm3wx]

Thought I had a porn link open somewhere that I had minimized. Nope, just Bill's baby making noise.

[@nanayawberko3212]

That's kinda dark bro

[@jaymcd8577]

lol

[@williampoole1742]

That is fucking hilarious bro holy hell

[@Zoologic21]

"Do it because you love her". What a fucking manipulative line. So the next time this guy's impulsive girlfriend doesn't want to do something for him one night out of her life, she's not showing she loves him? How many of you would really give them both that same fair standard of treatment?

[@Zoologic21]

@blahblahblah1312 I can assure you that no one who's having sex is using "incel" in conversation.

[@benchase5797]

How do hormones not affect your brain???

[@muskokamike127]

Nia: just do it for her, it's just one night it won't kill you. Ok, then he gets steak and blow job day. She cooks him a steak, gets him a shot of scotch and a stogie and she blows him to completion.... It's just one day, it's not going to kill her......RIGHT????

[@NKM5896]

Furme

[@SighNaps]

"White people don't dance. We either do it professionally, or we don't do it at all" Excellent explanation

[@patricioansaldi8021]

Idk why people don't like dancing...it's fun, good exercise for body and mind, it gets you high. People ask me how I don't get self conscious about my awkward and manic movements, but I respond that I feel bad for the people that aren't having as much fun as me just cause they are worried about what others think. That's the whole point of dancing, showing you don't give a fuck, which is part of the high of it, it increases adrenaline and testosterone. It wasn't always that way, but sometimes you gotta force yourself to try something new cause you never know how much you'll end up enjoying it

[@idkman09]

That’s not the whole point of dancing lol cmon

[@nothingshouldbewithouteffort]

I dig your attitude.

[@patrickcarrillo714]

Am I the only one that absolutely detests weddings It's like the Super bowl for women The after parties are usually really cringy And I just leave as soon as humanly possible because I just can't stand it

[@SighNaps]

You and every straight man I've ever met. Including the grooms. If women didn't care about weddings and they were left for men to plan, no one would dress up, the ceremony would be 15 mins long and then everyone goes to the pub.

[@patrickcarrillo714]

@@SighNaps dog if it were up to me I would just get married in a courthouse and call it a day maybe have some family over later In the day I'm too cheap weddings cost a bloody fortune

[@SighNaps]

@@patrickcarrillo714 That is exactly what my wife and I did. Courthouse wedding, small party afterwards with family and close friends, and were able to have a much better honeymoon. With enough left over for the down payment on what was our first house. She's a trooper though, not the norm.

[@patrickcarrillo714]

@@SighNaps Rare indeed she's a keeper and a much more logical use of money especially putting it for a down payment on a house because you can live in it and it increases in value a lot of times

[@SighNaps]

@@patrickcarrillo714 Not to sound like an old fart, but you have two choices. Marry one that's rich enough that you never have to worry about money again. Or marry one who grew up poor enough to appreciate things, and has a realistic outlook to growing your family wealth. I ended up in the second scenario, but my wife doesn't waste a dime and she appreciates me. I wouldn't trade her for anyone.

[@jaredlee4542]

Hormones dont affect your brain?? Are you sure about that Nia?

[@allthesmallthings1041]

That’s not true though. If you do suck at dancing, you probably will be made fun of for it

[@HF1.0]

@Sargi Dhadwal certainly not a dude Named Sargi Dhadwal. That’s for sure.

[@HF1.0]

@Sargi Dhadwal “I guess you have low self esteem either”. English please.

[@jorischkovich]

i don't think dancing is just another thing you either like or dislike, wich the other person should respect. it's quite integral to romance if you ask me. Saying you don't want to dance is like saying you don't want to do forplay or something.

[@sexyboyonzecouch]

Hormones don't effect the brain?

[@sloanmagnum5009]

Any time bill starts talking about woke, woman, or LGBT subject and inserts Nia, she always gets apprehensive like bill is gonna askna legitimate question that requires an honest legitimate response and Nia gets this tone and attitude like she knows the answer to the question because shes a lefty feminist, she just HAS to give some progressive woke answer to fit her narrative of who she is despite actual facts.