Theo and Joe Rogan Discuss OnlyFans

Excerpt from Joe Rogan | TPW 403
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[@TEAMGETHELP]

I incidentally dated a top 2% OF model(didn't know til after starting to date), they absolutely pay a company/person/manager to handle their dms. Or pimps like andrew tate😆😆 They may take as much as 50% of their earnings iirc. Maybe 25 but it's kinda wild.

[@MrJimtheRooster]

OnlyFans is disgusting man. It traps young men and hurts women in their future. Don't dive into that shit ever

[@fernfreeman1729]

@@TEAMGETHELP There's this one who has mer mom doing the DM's, keeping it in the family. 😉

[@razeenorrie2788]

"Jaime pull up some help" 🤣

[@yashchahal5034]

laughed my high ass off to the moon

[@mneugent7658]

My favorite will likely always be "Pull up a Dutch". kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYHbq2iqa7eof5o

[@radicalcon000]

@@mneugent7658 I've never seen that soooo funny

[@mneugent7658]

@@radicalcon000 I could watch that on repeat for an hour

[@Tomtomjameson]

*Jamie

[@named161]

Theo is on a path to true enlightenment.

[@detodounpoco37]

Everyone 😉

[@named161]

This life is about rejecting the earthly desires and having unconditional love for everyone all the time.

[@michaelheal3600]

Nice

[@mikekoenig6467]

@James Jennings ejaculated or not you still fucked lol

[@MagikFiend]

@@named161 not many listen to buddha

[@chelledegrasse2787]

Refreshing to hear a man such as Theo demonstrate self control. Sex shouldn't be trivialize.

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

Ain't that the truth. It's weird too because these guys who I talk to don't even know how sexualized they are.

[@nolives]

Yes it should be trivialized granny.

[@NotAnonymousNo80014]

Excuse me sir, you dropped something: Hands over a D.

[@chelledegrasse2787]

@@nolives well, in your case, I suppose it was.

[@soloispain2752]

I want to like but 69 likes🥲

[@reheatedpizza7292]

that’s how you get into dan bilzarians house 😂😂😂😂😂

[@digitaldylan4379]

What made him think of that😂

[@claymore9359]

That line was so perfect 😂

[@user-gw1li6jq5i]

xaaxaxxaxa

[@diogeneslantern18]

It was a fucking fantastic line. Off the cuff too.

[@EyeMaMoeRahn]

@@digitaldylan4379 You’ll say that all day long listening to Theo lol

[@driftke70]

Theo is the embodiment of the journey mentally and physically that 95% of people should be going through. Strengthening ones own ability to self audit, and execute on what has been evaluated.

[@Ludak021]

He is a weak human. One of those that thousand years ago would be amongst the first to die. There is very little to look up to in him. If you lived somewhere in the East, you'd understand this right away. Theo would have been dead in the east a long time ago.

[@JH-yi7qc]

Can't be done bud

[@tedcurrently6092]

Some people are doing it. It's not the easy path nowadays, that's why most people aren't doing it.

[@chrisc5947]

"Stuff animals do before their owners pull them away real quick" LMAO

[@vexrich]

The way Theo can seamlessly fill in a conversation is just like how I'll have a dream and none of it makes sense after the fact, but it works in that moment.

[@fleshtaffy]

Best bit XD

[@wokeyoda96]

Classic Joe missing that one

[@boatsanhs9709]

That was the best one. I just pictured two hot chicks on leashes sniffing ass.

[@shouldaboughtahonda]

That’s what got me .. I usually get tore up by the stuff he says when no one is really listening or just graze over it .. lmao he’s truly unique

[@jenniferharper2119]

Theo is one of a kind. What a gem.

[@dulichion]

What's your onlyfans account? lmao!!

[@jenniferharper2119]

@@dulichion Im less of an onlyfans girl and more like wifey material. Sorry to disappoint.

[@legitballin1986]

He was a gem on road rules or whatever that mtv reality show was

[@timfreeman8656]

Power to you, Jennifer 👊

[@justaguywhodriveshonda1410]

@@jenniferharper2119 where can I find more of yall ?

[@margotbw4660]

Really admire Theo's honesty and willingness to put himself out there to help other people struggling.

[@Mudcreekmedia]

I got called an “incel” the other day at dinner because I said onlyfans is dumb…gotta love the vast comprehensive mind of a college student that’s 90k in debt lmao

[@mrsirman2177]

Damn, that's crazy

[@jwil4905]

Pretty stupid. Seems an "incel" would be a dedicated subscriber to OF.

[@liannemarie2504]

people just use popular buzz words when others don't jump on societal trends. When I hear these words, I automatically lose respect for the person

[@Mudcreekmedia]

@@liannemarie2504 I was sitting inches away from my fiancé lol so I’m not exactly sure how to be an engaged incel, sounds difficult. They don’t mean “involuntarily celibate”, they mean “anyone who isn’t liberal”. Not wanting to be a an e-hooker is a “republican” thing I guess?

[@liannemarie2504]

@@Mudcreekmedia exactly. And you ask them to define the word or explain it and they have no idea. It's just a bunch of "I feels", devoid of facts and logic

[@coltoncopenhaver94]

Theo "That's how you get into Dan Bilzerian's house" had me dead!

[@martinb4721]

Theo is dead on! To have gotten to this point I think Theo been battling some demons and finally figuring it out

[@SupERsNipAa327]

Amen, we’re all going thru the same shit once you wake up to it💯

[@martinb4721]

@@SupERsNipAa327 agreed! When you get to a certain point you realize the porn and the constant dopamine release you think you need is no good. The energy and mindset change that comes with the no fap is very beneficial

[@aw8027]

I love Theo more and more each time I listen to him. He seems deeply heartfelt. ❤️

[@plutofaded2313]

I respect Theo even more. I appreciate when a man can stop making excuses and see clearly the enemy he fights. I hope other men listen and understand him

[@HieronymousLex]

To all the guys buying onlyfans: you have no idea the future damage you’re causing. I’d genuinely rather you watch hardcore shit, because there’s a stigma about that stuff as there should be. With OF, girls think they can have their cake and eat it too. And it’s going to DESTROY countless relationships, including your chances of finding a partner.

[@eneveasi]

OF is soooooo destructive for how those girls view and engage in relationships. And it happens so early in life as they really start to learn about how to relate to others.. it really freaks me out the mentality it fosters. And the guys who use it are for sure lost and weak AF. Doesn’t make any sense

[@lsuronak1992]

So true! Like who are these losers willing to pay for this ish anyway lol. But in reality it’s toxic as hell and will be the demise of so many young women and men that subscribe

[@karlenemckie5704]

The cake is good, though.

[@matthewgoetz4741]

so is crack & look where it leads you.

[@viola1426]

My ex boyfriend had a problem with paying for only fans girls it completely ruined our relationship and my self esteem . Really sad stuff

[@andyfox1979]

Dan Bilzerians house 😂

[@hooprealm]

The Dan line was so good 😂😂

[@jtviet]

Some people are just naturally funny without even trying. Theo is definitely one of the funniest dudes alive

[@DrumDisciple1]

Theo is such a brilliant conversational comic if that’s what you call it. Makes me laugh like Norm and Gottfried, all unique and kinda transcend themselves, it’s like they are comedy

[@lexxisful]

I love Theo. He is such a rare treasure of personality/comedian

[@kdj703]

Sad for all the future kids that have to see Mom's old only fans crap

[@jwil4905]

It's like being a Kardashian spawn.

[@dasmuss6174]

Or their high school mates watching it and telling them all about their mums puckering anus 😂🇦🇺🍻

[@toddgruber5729]

Theo says things so funny! The first minute of this is freaking hilarious how he talks about things…good thoughts here. Good work brother.

[@juan2three618]

Bro imagine having a sponsor/therapist like theo lolol getting better would be obtainable😂

[@DirtySouthFlorida3]

Lmaooo Roe Jogan always missing theos jokes. He said stuff animals do before the owners pull them away real quick 😂😂😂😂😂

[@inbloom08]

Theo on a completely different level 😂

[@DirtySouthFlorida3]

@@inbloom08 lol yea mr joe can never keep up theo is legendary

[@pffpffovich2398]

English is not my native language, can you explain the joke?

[@DirtySouthFlorida3]

@@pffpffovich2398 theo said like animals trying to have sex without saying it lol thats what onlyfans girls do. You know how like a dog owner pulls away there dog from humping another?

[@diogeneslantern18]

@@pffpffovich2398 an example would be dogs sniffing each other's assholes, or humping people's legs etc. ie lewd animalistic behaviour. However, on a deeper level it is also a metaphor for the fact that a lot of these only fans girls are being kept on a leash by their managers who are in essence pimps. Theo Von is a brilliant, social critic without trying to be.

[@chrisdooley1184]

I actually dislocated my shoulder once trying to recreate a scene I saw in a Christy Canyon movie early in my twenties. Had to go to the ER to have it reduced so I ended up not only missing out on that evening but the girl I was seeing never picked up again.

[@Darksjeik]

"Stuff that animals do before the owners pulls 'em away real quick" 🤣. Theo is the absolute best man. The amount of hilarious off-hand remarks is amazing..love that dude!

[@kelmusic7988]

“Jamie can you pull up some help”😂😂😂😂😂

[@ganichunga3752]

“Stuff animals do before the owner pulls them away from each other “😂😂

[@manuelsilva9100]

The first minute and a half of this clip is CRAZY GOOD for us young men who wish to have a nice family.

[@bobdpa]

Lol I love how Joe just rolls with anything. "I'm sure, it's like a fingerprint..."

[@Digital_PeterGriffin]

It’s a reference to a podcast with Duncan Trussel, he was the one who originally said it

[@StrikeShulgin]

Theo is the funniest story teller ever. One of my all time favorites to watch for a good belly laugh.

[@alexivanovs]

Theo on that holy diet

[@nicholasalderman773]

It desensitizes you, and corrupts your soul.

[@victorlee5208]

There will be more onlyfans than the fans themselfs

[@McGregor007]

Because porn is free. You don’t need to pay some whore to see her butthole. It’s free already. 😂

[@georgelelandturner]

I love how does just glossed over Theo’s hold-up subscription scenario

[@eneveasi]

Tbh.. I feel like OnlyFans is a psy-op. It’s just too damn effective at fucking up the structure of how people interact!

[@brientaylorcohen]

Earlier this year my manager asked me if I'd heard of Only Fans.. because she found out that our administrative assistant had been posting a bunch of pole dancing/strip teasing videos as a side hustle. Needless to say, we never looked at that girl the same way again lol.

[@dougprishpreed7400]

Theo for president🎉🎉 . Need this mans brutal honesty.

[@heishephaestion4178]

If there were ever a concept that needed regulated/banned/outlawed, it would be only fans...for society's sake.

[@karlenemckie5704]

Don't knock it til ya try it. ❤

[@donche6077]

@@karlenemckie5704 You get piped on there?

[@yobeytrice4777]

"Jamie can you pull up some help?" is gold.

[@DUDEiTHINKIMNUDE]

People get depressed from seeing other peoples lives on Instagram because it “seems” like their life so much better than theirs. Why wound porn not make you depressed seeing other people do it when you’re never getting any, ever.

[@jwil4905]

I think porn addicts, on the whole (ha), are a pretty depressed bunch.

[@JA-ru3il]

You can certainly get sex anytime you want if you really wanted it. If you're a physical person you understand this. I honestly couldn't care less about what a woman is like if I'm not attracted to her I don't have any use for her.

[@jasonvoorheesjr.4326]

Actually yes, there are companies that provide this kind of services. They call themselves "agencies", and besides chatting with subscribers they can help to expand. It's not necessarily an office full of people, it's usually a bunch of people working remotely in different parts of the world.

[@sicario_paintball]

OMG, I yelled when Theo said, "Pull up some help." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WilliamBTCWallace]

Isn’t it funny how after all this feminist movement stuff, women are ending up right back where they began, leveraging their looks to get men to support them financially. Same thing. Different wrapping paper.

[@apebass2215]

Nah, it's worse thanks for feminism. Before women could leverage their attractiveness to men in exchange for commitment for child-rearing, now it's just in exchange for money.

[@jwil4905]

Facts, but they'll try to spin it as "empowering!"

[@danishmodern55]

no - they are selling it to you while they take your money to live their life without you. . big difference.

[@JECHOE]

“2 Uber driver’s🔫-PAY FOR MY ONLY FANS”

[@jesseroberts5920]

Is it just me who laughs at the ending “you can chose this one or you can chose this one you got options “😂😂😂😂😂

[@slearl]

Theo is literally describing Vinny from Total Recall. "C'mon man, I got five kids to feed!"

[@tylerstickle49]

Joe: It's like a retna scan. My brain: Hehe its a rectal scan

[@natronfatumallafalla1922]

Retna is vision...rectal is anus

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

Lol this comment perfectly exemplifies the problem with porn addiction

[@qdhran9522]

@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 What?

[@tylerstickle49]

@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 sorry your brain instantly thought of porn as to where my brain literally used a body part to address what Joe was describing. Good luck with your addiction little buddy

[@desisears6608]

@@tylerstickle49 literally lol. Does this guy not understand human anatomy? Wait till he finds out about the planet Uranus 😂

[@michaelparsons2290]

Thanks for this.

[@tinamancini9294]

I love Theo. If I was 30 yrs younger I’d be chasing him down.

[@Me-ji2pn]

How old are you ? 70?

[@Dementia.Pugilistica]

His dad was 70 when he was born so there might be room for some dark arts in those genes baby

[@Me-ji2pn]

@@Dementia.Pugilistica Theo’s dad was 70? Dirty dog. How old was he when he died?

[@2Niips]

"jamie can you pull up some help " xD LMAO he threw a hail mary hoping someone would have his back hahaha

[@BJ-ix6qv]

‘That’s how you get into Dan Bilzerians house’ might be the funniest thing he’s ever said 🤣🤣

[@abelincoln196]

You're pretty awesome Theo. Weird, and just you. Keep it up.

[@mariemarie0201]

Theo is so self-actualized...

[@ROco-xt2zq]

What you mean by this am curious

[@avidachs4434]

me too

[@CalumetColorado]

Hi you two, check out maslow's hierarchy of needs.

[@joshchapman4753]

For the above commenters, Self actualised means someone who has become self aware and they understand who they are, what their strengths and weaknesses are and they walk through the world with that knowledge and so succeed in their undertakings.

[@jichaelmorgan3796]

@@joshchapman4753 I think transitioning from external locus of control to internal is also part of it if I remember correctly.

[@Sun-Eater616]

Oh God I love Theo 😂❤️

[@wealthyblackman2655]

Theo was SPOT ON when he speculated about a woman holding out a gun at a guy and demanding LIKES... Free money is not free and their control of spending money is probably ridiculous. Lavish luxury stuff and loans to cover debt will bury them under quick...

[@shawngrace6322]

I can't believe Theo just gave us sound advice 😳 He is right

[@tweeeeeklles1330]

Watch his podcast hes actually very smart

[@theflowerhead]

They're funny together. Theo is so unique.

[@xxrkg8437]

"Stuff pets do before Owners pull them away" lmaoo

[@aleksandar5323]

Every dollar you give to an Onlyfans girl is a dollar you can't give to a real girl. But again, some people have impairments and other stuff that prevents them from getting real girls, I respect that. But a lot of them are being scammed out of their bargaining power, it's a huge shame...

[@jasonmaurella2]

If Theo can make it - anyone can.

[@cameron3525]

Dang, good for you Theo. God bless you man

[@shamanllama]

OnlyFans is fucked up. It also literally ruins people's relationships.

[@nursegilbey]

Joe is one of the few people to suppress Theo's comedy

[@davidoconnor1773]

"its like a fingerprint, what if thats what you had to show now to get into the bank!" Joe showing he's still in touch with the everyday working man!

[@bpregont]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWWxY4Keiq5njM0 Dave Chappelle did it first.

[@wtfobiden]

heading to spotify now

[@averageenjoyer3934]

That dan bilzerian line was so good

[@Jaycostley]

Theo is becoming the alchemist

[@legitballin1986]

“Well it’s one of the reasons why we are not seeing that many hot chicks working at chipotle. I think?” 🤣

[@blakebramford129]

thats how u get into dan bilzerians house lmaooooo

[@christophernoble76]

3:14 common uber vs meter taxi situation in johannesburg, south africa

[@hwwhada]

Theo makes yt more bearable

[@maestrovonhuge9397]

These 2 are a crack up together.

[@jesusalvarez5663]

Onlyfans overrated.

[@esknderhassen1221]

Theo took a turn fast 💀

[@PandemicPete]

Broooo when he said the butthole is like a finger print I spit my coffee out wayyy too funny

[@JustDo1tx]

Bro I’m at chipotle right now

[@bryanmallen]

Stuff that animals do before their owner pulls them away real quick. How did Joe not laugh at that 😂😂😂

[@chinitoak47]

"Subscribe to my pus" (With the gun hand gesture) I can't lmfaooo !

[@salazar03jennifer]

Theoooo ❤ God bless you!

[@ReyHolliday]

Theo - "That's how you get into Dan Bilzerian's house" @1:43

[@ReyHolliday]

Jamie can you pull up some help 🤣😂

[@TheOGym]

I just feel like people forgot once it’s on the web, it can be accessed to..

[@jothepro1013]

"Jamie can you pull up some help" hahahah

[@hunterhemingway]

5:00 lol it’s the Tate brothers messaging everyone back

[@HealthProductReviews1]

Who else WISHES they could talk to Joe on podcast?

[@FoxMcScrooge]

I'm actually encouraged by the fact that only 1 million are on that platform worldwide. For some reason I thought it would have been a lot more. Restores a little bit of my faith in humanity.

[@41tl]

Me too man I thought it would be like 100 million.

[@jeffjones229]

Theo has an actual thought for a change and goes on spaz malfunction mode. 🤪🤪🤪

[@vitoasaro4663]

"I don't think that's good enough. I think your gunna need the rest of the body attached to it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ScoobyDoozy]

“Stuff animals do before their owners pull them away real quick”. I’m dead

[@rakijr9176]

If a woman wants to make money off OnlyFans that's her prerogative. However, she should know that it makes her pretty much undateable to most men.

[@jwil4905]

Un-marryable, but yeah.

[@davidromero6998]

Stuff Animals do before their owners pull them away real quick. LMAO OMG!!! So fuckin funny. Theo is so fun to listen to with Joe. One of my favs

[@flaviogomez1613]

“You need to have the whole body attached to it” - Joe 😂

[@Guitarwhoaa]

"creators"

[@johnledwith5154]

2:30 Joe knocks out the quickest one ever!

[@torrzzzzz]

Theo knows what’s up.

[@natureisallpowerful]

Theo has a way with words

[@beatsandpieces1937]

That ass hole scan like a fingerprint line was killer hahha

[@kingofthepond6612]

Cracked me up 😂

[@generationalmolehill7674]

communication

[@michaelchase6571]

Love Theo! I want him to find a rad wife. Bless his heart 💪🏽💗🙏🏻