Nikki Glaser & Theo Von Talk About Sex

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@TheoVonClips
@TheoVonClips 3 жыл бұрын
bit.ly/theovonclips
@Mr_Snowclouds
@Mr_Snowclouds 3 жыл бұрын
Theo why are you so uncomfortable about talking about sex you're the adult.. I hope you hooked up with her she beautiful and knows what she wants in life.
@princevegeta-son
@princevegeta-son 3 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail looking like ya boy is ready to make some pottery, you feel me. Sex eyes
@swiftusmaximus5651
@swiftusmaximus5651 3 жыл бұрын
Theo you really need to get Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep Smith on to talk about Gerbils and how Big is theyre Biggest ButttPlugs
@hexadecimal5236
@hexadecimal5236 3 жыл бұрын
2:50 It was Joe Rogan right? She seems like his type.
@MrJaman0083
@MrJaman0083 3 жыл бұрын
She wanted that Texas Tailgate!
@macgruber4689
@macgruber4689 3 жыл бұрын
The smile, the hair, the charisma, the humor.......... Theo just has it all.
@caelhustlermahdi7713
@caelhustlermahdi7713 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahah
@MrSpilledge
@MrSpilledge 3 жыл бұрын
He must work out.
@christopherhickman3579
@christopherhickman3579 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@FoxtrotXero
@FoxtrotXero 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha oh my god that killed me 😂
@chojinacd
@chojinacd 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@clab92able
@clab92able 3 жыл бұрын
"I dont want to know off air." Fucking killed me
@rolling.reggie
@rolling.reggie 3 жыл бұрын
He’s undefeated
@michaelellis772
@michaelellis772 3 жыл бұрын
That's the move
@beyondbackwater4933
@beyondbackwater4933 3 жыл бұрын
Dark arts deflection
@fireice8828
@fireice8828 3 жыл бұрын
@@beyondbackwater4933 defense against the dark arts
@DankDaHerbalist
@DankDaHerbalist 3 жыл бұрын
Priceless
@matthewalkman386
@matthewalkman386 3 жыл бұрын
Nikki" Yeah I havent had sex in 2 years... Theo: "What? 2 years? Heres another woman who called in, shes not doing well either."
@prslespaul
@prslespaul 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 3 жыл бұрын
I died 🤣
@JohnnyPresto
@JohnnyPresto 3 жыл бұрын
☠☠💀😫😫😫
@JohnnyPresto
@JohnnyPresto 3 жыл бұрын
Sheesh
@boostedb18b13
@boostedb18b13 3 жыл бұрын
sheeeeeeeesh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mike-os8lv
@Mike-os8lv 2 жыл бұрын
“Here’s a woman right here that has a question, she’s obviously not doing well either.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@colinandrew89
@colinandrew89 Жыл бұрын
Comedy gold😂😂😂
@EricSmyth4Christ
@EricSmyth4Christ Жыл бұрын
There is a great depth of humility in Theo that we all unconsciously recognize
@no_prisoners6474
@no_prisoners6474 4 ай бұрын
Well he’s still in the hookup culture and he’s 40 so there’s that
@Suspro7
@Suspro7 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm listening to a drunk girl at a house party
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, that he whole character on stage, and on Podcasts, its very generic, unauthentic and annoying
@BenJohnsonDotNet
@BenJohnsonDotNet 3 жыл бұрын
Put it on 0.5X playback speed for the full effect
@ThatGuy-zf8oi
@ThatGuy-zf8oi 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite kind of girl
@randompianist8359
@randompianist8359 3 жыл бұрын
coke.
@travismadden2909
@travismadden2909 3 жыл бұрын
@@BenJohnsonDotNetthis is great
@MapleBar777
@MapleBar777 3 жыл бұрын
She's stepping her game up from only talking about sex to talking about only talking about sex. You go girl!
@Cheesusrice69222
@Cheesusrice69222 3 жыл бұрын
Inception
@MapleBar777
@MapleBar777 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cheesusrice69222 Egg Zachary 😉
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
So stunning and brave. What a powerful woman
@ToolforOffice
@ToolforOffice 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cheesusrice69222 insextion
@MmmChipotle
@MmmChipotle 3 жыл бұрын
Its the only thing men will tolerate coming out of her mouth lol
@az9498
@az9498 3 жыл бұрын
Nikki: I’ll tell you who it was off air. Theo: I don’t wanna know off air. 🐀 👑
@shawnmendrek3544
@shawnmendrek3544 3 ай бұрын
Real man, I don't want to know. Not our business to care who women are screwing. Frankly, we do not care. I am more worried about the border.
@shawnmendrek3544
@shawnmendrek3544 3 ай бұрын
I think she was hitting on him when she said she did not have sex in two years. A lot of times women are on so many medications they have no libido. Which, yea will crush a marriage ect. They do have pills for women though to raise it.
@ShaneMichealCupp
@ShaneMichealCupp 2 жыл бұрын
“Was he tall or short” “… medium” “I bet I know who he is”
@kramer1372
@kramer1372 8 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahha
@StudioMod
@StudioMod 2 жыл бұрын
Nikki: “I’ll probably not be talking about sex when I’m 60.” Theo: “Yeah… We could check then?” LMAO the way she takes a second to realize what he’s saying is hilarious.
@jeffreywood7311
@jeffreywood7311 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is giving 0 fucks about what he’s saying to women, it’s pretty wild lately 😂
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
Theo :.... so anyways want to find out what my semen taste like?
@dubisays
@dubisays 3 жыл бұрын
Bringing that mid 90s energy
@dangerdeven
@dangerdeven 3 жыл бұрын
its the mullet fo sho
@QMS9224
@QMS9224 3 жыл бұрын
that's hot
@jollofrice914
@jollofrice914 3 жыл бұрын
@@QMS9224 thanks
@stevieshred682
@stevieshred682 3 жыл бұрын
Theo: Can I taste it off your back? Niki: Awe that's so nice.
@schm0tz445
@schm0tz445 3 жыл бұрын
😭💀
@Demion83
@Demion83 3 жыл бұрын
It's the reaction guys are expecting but never ever get.
@tolbster.
@tolbster. 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy Person: Can I put you in my basement? Niki: Awwww, you’d let me go there? So cute.
@stevieshred682
@stevieshred682 3 жыл бұрын
@@tolbster. 🤣
@bradleypalmer7980
@bradleypalmer7980 3 жыл бұрын
@@Demion83 facts lol
@d.c.1059
@d.c.1059 3 жыл бұрын
Theo "Sorry that comment was so out of line." Nikki "Oh that's soooo nice"
@estout324
@estout324 3 жыл бұрын
...thank u...thank u
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
Nikki wants it
@KrishmanyuThakur
@KrishmanyuThakur 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrollHiddenCave when doesn't she?
@allthingsclassicrock
@allthingsclassicrock 3 жыл бұрын
I felt my eyes glazing over when she was talking. Reminded me of listening to people who have just ingested a certain white powder, and I wanna politely get away but I can’t lol. Theo has the patience of a monk.
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 2 жыл бұрын
Baking soda?
@allthingsclassicrock
@allthingsclassicrock 2 жыл бұрын
@@TPRM1 nailed it.
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 2 жыл бұрын
@@allthingsclassicrock Yeah, I’m pretty hip.
@Stopvotingdemocrat
@Stopvotingdemocrat 2 жыл бұрын
Aderall
@seumasreel4954
@seumasreel4954 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest ways I’ve heard someone explaining the act of hoofing coke
@BoomerBarber
@BoomerBarber 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even imagine sitting through that. Theo, you're a strong man.
@Awaisvlog325
@Awaisvlog325 Жыл бұрын
Do you want to play slot
@GeekinGecko
@GeekinGecko Жыл бұрын
Persistence for cooch
@DC-bp8sx
@DC-bp8sx 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stand listening to her a minute longer and I’ve never turned off a Theo clip.
@Trackstareman23
@Trackstareman23 3 жыл бұрын
Her only topic is sex. Nothing more to offer.
@JRR812
@JRR812 3 жыл бұрын
I could’ve predicted a clip with this title the moment she was booked.
@Smash_10
@Smash_10 3 жыл бұрын
8 mins of her explaining why she likes to constantly talk about sex, why she really doesn’t need to talk about sex, and that it’s her choice to talk about sex. . So insightful
@seeker156
@seeker156 3 жыл бұрын
COCAINE BABY!!!!
@charles4050
@charles4050 3 жыл бұрын
She's the guest. It was insightful if you are interested. Why hate
@BlueisNotaWarmColour
@BlueisNotaWarmColour 3 жыл бұрын
@@charles4050 who hating? he said it was so insightful. so insightful
@Marthyboy88
@Marthyboy88 3 жыл бұрын
@@charles4050 I mean this is literally every clip I've ever seen with this person. Not even exaggerating, it always always always ends up being about her having sex and how important it is, and how much she likes to talk about it. It's not insightful if it's the only thing she ever talks about.
@britter1955
@britter1955 3 жыл бұрын
@@seeker156 she’s actually sober, she’s talked about her sobriety on JRE
@heartandmindovercome3214
@heartandmindovercome3214 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, Glaser casually "that was a great backhanded question"
@blue-lotus6943
@blue-lotus6943 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly as silly as this convo may seem to most people, I really appreciate her being genuine and trying to figure things out for herself
@TWOhype23
@TWOhype23 2 жыл бұрын
That could take a while 💀
@dianem.99
@dianem.99 2 жыл бұрын
Figure things out for herself?She's 38 years old...tick tock. I recommend more meditation/yoga and less yacking!
@blue-lotus6943
@blue-lotus6943 2 жыл бұрын
If you care about having a meaningful life, you never stop learning. There’s so much to learn about and figure out and there’s many ways to go about that
@KilyanAustin
@KilyanAustin Жыл бұрын
​@@dianem.99 Shes 38 but I absoluty love her. Im 25 and would marry her😂 shes got looks, shes funny as fuck and shes honest
@paulj6805
@paulj6805 Жыл бұрын
​@@blue-lotus6943you absolutely get it man. Wish more people could understand that learning doesn't and shouldn't stop when you're a child. All the most important life lessons I learned, I learned as an adult and I was able to because I embraced a mentality of personal growth. It's a life changer.
@jcmorrison5487
@jcmorrison5487 3 жыл бұрын
Nikki “when my libido drops...when I’m 60...” Theo “well we can always check then”
@tusharbehera8956
@tusharbehera8956 3 жыл бұрын
that was killer man
@FoxtrotXero
@FoxtrotXero 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@oSLOTHo
@oSLOTHo 3 жыл бұрын
@adrian ramirez She said she'll stop tlaking about sex when shes 60, Theo said ok We'll see then making fun of the fact that sex is all she tlaks about.
@strmwthr
@strmwthr 3 жыл бұрын
Classic theo response, lov it!!!
@alexhurt7919
@alexhurt7919 3 жыл бұрын
"Kathy Griffin made it in... Jesus" Nikki: "yeah I love her" Lmao
@Mrsaltypickle
@Mrsaltypickle 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of this clip lmao
@krunchie101
@krunchie101 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Nikki not even paying attention to his sarcasm.
@uytdeman
@uytdeman 3 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t had sex for 2 years.” “Let’s talk about that next” 🤣🤣🤣
@johnnydeleon8210
@johnnydeleon8210 3 жыл бұрын
Nikki has been saying she hasnt had sex in 2 years for 5 years
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnydeleon8210 I don't give a damn she's beautiful and she can get it
@dystopiaisutopia
@dystopiaisutopia 2 жыл бұрын
Low iq people crave sex
@blakenorman7648
@blakenorman7648 2 жыл бұрын
@@dystopiaisutopia Really? Never thought about that before
@quentinchapman6987
@quentinchapman6987 2 жыл бұрын
@@dystopiaisutopia said by someone obv getting no sec 😭😭
@misschelseawilkinson
@misschelseawilkinson 3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe when I'm 60 I won't be talking about sex" "Well, we can always check then" hahahahha
@craighajwan4598
@craighajwan4598 3 жыл бұрын
Not to be mean, but she’s a woman you look at and think “why is she single, or has trouble keeping a bf”, because she’s physically attractive, then you hear her talk for a few minutes and it becomes pretty clear
@honeybut
@honeybut 2 жыл бұрын
she's not funny or interesting
@thepancakemann
@thepancakemann 2 жыл бұрын
@@Renegade15 i have a buddy on Vyvanse. Kind of worried about him, tbh.
@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 2 жыл бұрын
Woke. Obscene. Sad.
@somethinganything4864
@somethinganything4864 2 жыл бұрын
She’s not really that attractive
@hasselett
@hasselett 2 жыл бұрын
@@somethinganything4864 She is though. You don't have to be a model to be considered physically attractive. She's slender and blonde.
@austinsmith2808
@austinsmith2808 3 жыл бұрын
This is who rogan is talking about when he says he has friends who completely changed on adderall
@dbzwwe56
@dbzwwe56 3 жыл бұрын
Is she on Adderall?
@truthseeker5110
@truthseeker5110 3 жыл бұрын
Probably, she's on klonopin and a SSRI though, i can't remember which one. It's the newer one that has less sexual side effects.
@ellecee7974
@ellecee7974 3 жыл бұрын
Hes talking about whitney Cummings, go watch the latest episode she is legitimately off her face
@austinsmith2808
@austinsmith2808 3 жыл бұрын
@@dbzwwe56 forsure, she also said something about how her doctors said she had “adult adhd” and that’s a good way for them to sell their doctor meth. Usually makes people more crazy
@austinsmith2808
@austinsmith2808 3 жыл бұрын
@@ellecee7974 both of them, you can smell the addy through the videos
@mirneshreljic468
@mirneshreljic468 3 жыл бұрын
Theo has a way with words, he can say the most unfunny shit ever and I’m rolling laughing
@IAMJAYNOVA865
@IAMJAYNOVA865 3 жыл бұрын
Put this in the Bible.
@jessecooper1556
@jessecooper1556 3 жыл бұрын
Most male comics are funny because they literally make fun of themselves. Woman comics make fun of everyone but themselves.
@brent2004
@brent2004 2 жыл бұрын
Are you Croatian or Bosnian I’m going to guess Bosnian
@tomatomatomatoma
@tomatomatomatoma Жыл бұрын
this is so true
@SS-L.O.T.O.
@SS-L.O.T.O. 3 жыл бұрын
Kathy griffin made it in , Jesus. Had me dying 🤣
@GeorgeK1410
@GeorgeK1410 3 жыл бұрын
lmao me too
@thomasabraham3107
@thomasabraham3107 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt think anyone else caught that 😂Theo Wild bruh
@insomxniac1200
@insomxniac1200 2 жыл бұрын
“i’d let u scoop the ice cream with your hands” lmaoo theo is something else
@colebucket1982
@colebucket1982 Жыл бұрын
“Here’s another woman, she’s obviously having a hard time too” I am dead
@jeffbezos6748
@jeffbezos6748 3 жыл бұрын
2:32 Theo with the Quagmire creeper breath 😂
@k2-industries
@k2-industries 3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@Vigilant.CitizenGaming
@Vigilant.CitizenGaming 3 жыл бұрын
ahahaha
@theser1althrilla923
@theser1althrilla923 3 жыл бұрын
Giggidy gang gang
@ianx-cast6289
@ianx-cast6289 3 жыл бұрын
Theo doesn't think she'll stop talking about sex at 60. And neither do I.
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
At sixty it will be hilarious
@AliceInPantera
@AliceInPantera 3 жыл бұрын
Same. She’s just going to be another Chelsea Handler. Chelsea may not be 60, but sure as shit looks like it
@randomdude189
@randomdude189 3 жыл бұрын
She will have an outie by then. Straight Arby’s
@randomdude189
@randomdude189 3 жыл бұрын
@@AliceInPantera Chelsea looks 80 lol
@irrelevantideology9640
@irrelevantideology9640 2 жыл бұрын
Theo: I'll eat ice cream off your back. Also Theo: I don't like talking about it because it's vulgar. Me: 😂
@troyblum3447
@troyblum3447 Жыл бұрын
"I would've let you scoop it with your hands" "theo that's soooo nice" 😂😂😂😂😂
@ChristisKing77777
@ChristisKing77777 3 жыл бұрын
Mullet tune up looking great brother. Praise God
@ki_billy6630
@ki_billy6630 3 жыл бұрын
*God
@k2-industries
@k2-industries 3 жыл бұрын
well said
@aidan4515
@aidan4515 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@divinewineismine9829
@divinewineismine9829 3 жыл бұрын
Anybody that really knows Theo, does know his head is buzz cut n he wears a mullet wig this one's darkest.
@modelistonthego6744
@modelistonthego6744 3 жыл бұрын
PTL GANG GANG.
@mattpike5264
@mattpike5264 3 жыл бұрын
I've never sensed Theo being done with a podcast more than at the end of this one. He was genuinely tired if her shit lmao
@persiandoomer9249
@persiandoomer9249 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god female comics can't talk about anything but sex. I've heard less sex talk from pornstars than female comics.
@tinabolesful5184
@tinabolesful5184 3 жыл бұрын
Oh she's a comedian ? I'm from the UK so I had no idea wow
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
Straight up. And the craziest part is that she never picked up on it. And she wonders why she can't find a boyfriend
@ajvasquez8734
@ajvasquez8734 3 жыл бұрын
It’s all that damn adderall she’s taking she tweaked out baby praise god
@refinedsugar
@refinedsugar 3 жыл бұрын
This is a gold comment right here
@daniellozano2262
@daniellozano2262 3 жыл бұрын
“If I’m doing it I must wanna do it, it must be serving me in someway, so just cut the guilt.” lmao every drug addict I know. The dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while. Life is not about continuously pleasuring yourself.
@ShmooyShmoo
@ShmooyShmoo 3 жыл бұрын
Hey cut the shit! She was talking about sex, not drugs….takin it outta context yo…
@daniellozano2262
@daniellozano2262 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShmooyShmoo drugs, sex, gambling. Anything in excess isn’t good for you. This type of reasoning can’t apply to anything in life.
@joungyalen25
@joungyalen25 3 жыл бұрын
@Matias Martinez Your country, your family, and your adult responsibilities says the world isn't just about you every day lol.
@joungyalen25
@joungyalen25 3 жыл бұрын
@Matias Martinez I really hate having conversations on social media, because it's rarely constructive. Ok, just deflect and dismiss my argument just because you don't agree, and then say something corny and belittling like "try again kid" to feed your ego or make yourself feel big or whatever. What I was saying is that our duty and responsibility for things outside of ourselves often compromise our immediate, self-interested desires since obviously it's hard to do what you want to do when you have someone else to take care of. For instance it's easy to say life is about doing what makes you happy when you don't have a kid to feed and you may not have enough time or money to find yourself or do the thing that will make you happy in the moment. Life is bigger than your happiness since we aren't isolated beings. The more relationships, friendships, and the more involved you become in your community the harder it is to just simply do what you want. That's all I'm saying.
@captainomoplata643
@captainomoplata643 3 жыл бұрын
@Matias Martinez you need Buddha’s 4 noble truths and the eightfold path in your life nigga
@dianisquezada9356
@dianisquezada9356 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not trying to talk about sex with you today" Also her: talks about sex for straight 9 minutes
@searain1573
@searain1573 2 ай бұрын
I have a question. Why do people still have sex? Sex is very gross, nasty, messy, and disgusting! I don't see how sex is a good thing. Why don't humans just remove sex from this world? Women can still get pregnant without sex (there's a lot of ways women can get pregnant without sex including artificial insemination). Sex is unnecessary.
@mewe1023
@mewe1023 16 күн бұрын
​@@searain1573 sarcastic right ?
@Tom13GN
@Tom13GN 2 жыл бұрын
Dang, hate that I missed you at RAF Lakenheath!! But, I would like to say, as a retired Veteran, thank you for those folks that got to see you there. It really means a lot to the military members there families when folks come overseas to perform.
@op8995
@op8995 3 жыл бұрын
I welcome the ad breaks while Nikki is talking.
@shawnmendrek3544
@shawnmendrek3544 3 ай бұрын
LMFAO TOP COMMENT
@CameronForrester
@CameronForrester 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she’s like ‘people are just going to say’, as if it erases the accuracy.
@thecannon3448
@thecannon3448 3 жыл бұрын
She sure sounds like she has a lot to prove
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
Such a powerful woman. So Stunning and brave
@User18dog
@User18dog 3 жыл бұрын
@@AudibleVisibIe 🤣🤣
@DND09
@DND09 3 жыл бұрын
@@AudibleVisibIe she actually cried to her own story
@benjamin5726
@benjamin5726 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@josecarbia8181
@josecarbia8181 3 жыл бұрын
Any woman in her position would, as your judgmental condescension shows.
@noahbtwofouronethree3225
@noahbtwofouronethree3225 3 жыл бұрын
The thought of Nikki Glaser as a sex therapist instantly made me think of my tattoo artist who’s life is like a legitimate day to day soap opera and whenever he tattoos me, HES the one telling ME some absurd story that you’d think took place last month and was span across 4 days, but it was actually like either the day before or that morning and you just kinda sit there and don’t say anything. Idk just did
@helco2856
@helco2856 2 жыл бұрын
I've known people like that. It's a little overbearing and overwhelming sometimes. I tend to keep my distance around people like thay
@danabonnevier2128
@danabonnevier2128 2 жыл бұрын
i want to get tattooed by your artist
@KotaBryce
@KotaBryce Жыл бұрын
@@danabonnevier2128same sounds entertaining
@Scottierolls
@Scottierolls 3 жыл бұрын
“I would’ve let you scoop the ice creams with your hands” “That is sooo niiicee” LOL
@OGS2099
@OGS2099 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like every guy gets caught in Nikki Glazer's trap when they first discover her, then they figure out she's a total head case.
@baileyrobinson1279
@baileyrobinson1279 3 жыл бұрын
She has more issues than sports illustrated
@joel8750
@joel8750 3 жыл бұрын
@@baileyrobinson1279 She has more imaginary problems than a schizophrenic.
@l.s3132
@l.s3132 3 жыл бұрын
@adrian ramirez Being good at roasting is different from being funny or a successful stand-up comedian. Roasting depends on good material written + timing. Nikki sure is good at it, but so were the likes of Martha Stewartewart and Justin Bieber lol. But Nikki stand up is horrendous, she isn't a funny person by nature. She thinks that men are intimidated by her funny personality but I'm sure that they can't stand her, it's annoying as shit being with someone who thinks they are funny but aren't in reality.
@raymondotoole2600
@raymondotoole2600 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to tell her the raw truth !
@signifidelica2819
@signifidelica2819 2 жыл бұрын
Id make her feel good, shes pretty
@TheBrandonDawson
@TheBrandonDawson 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Theo say “thank you thank” after nikki tells him it’s so nice that he wanted to taste ice cream off her back fucking killed me.
@Pendragon-dnd
@Pendragon-dnd 2 жыл бұрын
I’m out breath bro lmao and I’m playing it in half speed so she sounds like a drunk girl at a frat party
@BlackouTTProductions
@BlackouTTProductions 2 жыл бұрын
You should’ve just uploaded the entire episode with that title
@pandareijgah3820
@pandareijgah3820 3 жыл бұрын
They're talking so comfortably like they're on the same level but gah damn theo is carrying this convo hard
@user-uo7qz7dw2x
@user-uo7qz7dw2x 3 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t had sex in like 2 years” Theo; “well we’re gonna get right into that”
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын
Hitters have to hit gang gang
@humphreybouvier9381
@humphreybouvier9381 3 жыл бұрын
I loved how Theo said “she’s not doing well EITHER” hahaha Nikki is not ok someone help this woman it’s hard to watch
@jmartinez2289
@jmartinez2289 3 жыл бұрын
Nice. I didnt catch that theo is fast as fuck Boi
@MrKellyv1
@MrKellyv1 3 жыл бұрын
"I'd eat that scoop off your back'- damn Theo, hitter
@BangarrangTV
@BangarrangTV 2 жыл бұрын
"It must be serving me in some way" is the best explanation for doing whatever you want that I've ever heard. Love it.
@chefboiardeeznutz9881
@chefboiardeeznutz9881 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but not if you're being completely selfish. Then you're just a dick.
@brandongonzalez6277
@brandongonzalez6277 11 ай бұрын
Theo did a lot of talking over his guests in his old stuff. I'm glad he became a much better listener in recent times.
@productofterror
@productofterror 3 жыл бұрын
'I dont wana know off air' ... gang shit love that
@lukecasio9810
@lukecasio9810 3 жыл бұрын
"Was he tall or short?" "mmmm...medium." "Hmm.. I bet I know who it is." Ded 😂😂
@BigL.10
@BigL.10 3 жыл бұрын
explain?
@geraldfriend256
@geraldfriend256 3 жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia
@brycedekoning3000
@brycedekoning3000 3 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын
U got to look out for those medium-sized motherfukers
@ManBearPig617x
@ManBearPig617x 3 жыл бұрын
It was Theo
@jjwallnutts
@jjwallnutts 3 жыл бұрын
She has to sing her one note.
@cpie6357
@cpie6357 2 жыл бұрын
5:13 THEOS FACE!!! Too good, man has that thought in there wanting to get out so bad before he forgets it, and she doesn't even stop to breathe! Hilarious!
@jessshreds
@jessshreds 2 жыл бұрын
🤣You can just about hear him doing a faint slow sigh at the same time 🤣
@mojojo245
@mojojo245 2 жыл бұрын
Theo hilarious he straight cut her off & roasted her the whole time 💀
@claytonfilpo
@claytonfilpo 3 жыл бұрын
"I actually think it's interesting." *Crossfade to later in the discussion*
@djkoz78
@djkoz78 3 жыл бұрын
Do you deejay?
@lerp5555
@lerp5555 3 жыл бұрын
@@djkoz78 ugh
@djkoz78
@djkoz78 3 жыл бұрын
@@lerp5555 ugh? Asking if he deejayed that's an issue? Crossfade is a deejay term. Did your mom leave your dad for a deejay?
@lerp5555
@lerp5555 3 жыл бұрын
@@djkoz78 ugh
@lerp5555
@lerp5555 3 жыл бұрын
@@djkoz78 A) it’s a general audio production term B) nobody ever left anybody for a DJ
@TheSpaniard
@TheSpaniard 3 жыл бұрын
She's explaining exactly why women comics aren't funny. Women comics do their bits based on trying to "empower women." Men comics do their bits based on trying to make people laugh.
@jwil4905
@jwil4905 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It's constantly, "I'm hoping to make a change in somebody's life through my tired and played out sex material."
@digitalcassette5
@digitalcassette5 3 жыл бұрын
And yet here you are, another man saying women comics aren't funny. Wonder why women need to be empowered more.
@blairsmith3199
@blairsmith3199 3 жыл бұрын
Men also aren't afraid to be self deprecating to get a laugh outta people
@digitalcassette5
@digitalcassette5 3 жыл бұрын
@@blairsmith3199 generalization again. Neither are women. Men just aren't critisied scrutinize and judged as closely as women. It's just easier to be a male comedian.
@rotten2209
@rotten2209 3 жыл бұрын
Says a stereotypical guy posing in front of his car...
@jamesoneill6183
@jamesoneill6183 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she's like "I'll tell you off air" like its some amazingly interesting thing that everyone wants to know and theo, who could easily find out is just like "I don't wanna know off air" 😅 you could see it bursting her bubble a bit 🤣
@gdrox07
@gdrox07 3 жыл бұрын
he did aske who it was and asked for a physical description before she said that
@KINGYANNIC
@KINGYANNIC 3 жыл бұрын
@@gdrox07 bruh he asked how tall lmaoo
@Chadthefatherbear
@Chadthefatherbear 2 жыл бұрын
@@KINGYANNIC because the first guy he thought of was Joe Rogan. Because Rogan is about 3.5 feet tall and Rogan is responsible for introducing her to millions of people through his podcast.
@breakthroughtheology
@breakthroughtheology 2 жыл бұрын
Her logic is flawless here, just cut the guilt, want to waste time or do things you know aren’t great for you, ahhh just cut the guilt, just shut of the deep moral compass that is telling you the right direction and plunder into the woods nice
@Chuckschwartz
@Chuckschwartz 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I thought the same thing! She’s describing this worthless instant gratification lifestyle as if it “serves” her. Truly blind.
@JohnDee633
@JohnDee633 3 жыл бұрын
5:50 my eyes rolled so hard I had to wear an eye patch for 3 weeks
@kagehughart1498
@kagehughart1498 3 жыл бұрын
I lost literal brain cells listening to her reasoning
@ferg306
@ferg306 3 жыл бұрын
I've noticed that Theo is an absolute gentleman when it comes to talking about the dark arts, then he got put in a room with a nympho...feelsbadman, ganggang
@TehBliz
@TehBliz 3 жыл бұрын
Someone who lacks purpose distracts themselves with pleasure.
@SS0895
@SS0895 3 жыл бұрын
I love this
@tavspop
@tavspop 3 жыл бұрын
Did you stray from your Mennonite Village?
@robinthoms_ffa5700
@robinthoms_ffa5700 3 жыл бұрын
@@tavspop mennonites are based tbh.
@derekborba2644
@derekborba2644 3 жыл бұрын
Your view
@robinthoms_ffa5700
@robinthoms_ffa5700 3 жыл бұрын
@@derekborba2644 LFG!!!!!
@flyboymcgee8059
@flyboymcgee8059 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Glaser for comedy is like seeking marital advice from a lady of the evening
@Epicdps
@Epicdps 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I love how defeated he seems after not getting a reaction out of her with this one 2:55
@acidtwin
@acidtwin 3 жыл бұрын
She's starting to morph into Sarah Jessica Parker.
@dumpsterfire7916
@dumpsterfire7916 3 жыл бұрын
Except Nikki is hot and SJP not so much
@_sowhat_
@_sowhat_ 3 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous lol exactly
@dumpsterfire7916
@dumpsterfire7916 3 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous haha exactly
@Semba999
@Semba999 3 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous EXACTLY
@openmythirdeye
@openmythirdeye 9 ай бұрын
Noooooooooo. Ok, I'm breaking out the horse blinders JIC😂
@tacti-cool4022
@tacti-cool4022 3 жыл бұрын
Lol theo von playing guess who with the only hint being "his height is medium"..
@JWW60
@JWW60 3 жыл бұрын
I think we know who that might be.
@xy-fb8jo
@xy-fb8jo 3 жыл бұрын
@@JWW60 Norm MacDonald
@networth00
@networth00 3 жыл бұрын
@@xy-fb8jo Chris Farley.
@AngriestAmerican
@AngriestAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
If I was a comedian I would only talk about my sex life, because it's the only thing in my life that is a joke.
@austinsmith2808
@austinsmith2808 3 жыл бұрын
That was funnier than anything she said in this podcast, gang
@guycleveland5946
@guycleveland5946 3 жыл бұрын
See, this comment is more deserving of more likes
@thomasabraham3107
@thomasabraham3107 3 жыл бұрын
Gang brother
@AngriestAmerican
@AngriestAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomasabraham3107 people keep saying that,,what does it mean 'gang"?
@thomasabraham3107
@thomasabraham3107 3 жыл бұрын
@@AngriestAmerican just something Theo says bro 😂 you'll understand if you watch more of him
@4Everlast
@4Everlast Жыл бұрын
"If I didn't have talent I'd..." this chick is funny.
@psychoslingers8732
@psychoslingers8732 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Thro, for not letting her ever tell her BJ story that she seemed to feel was super important and that we needed to know.
@ShawnFX
@ShawnFX 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 Theo literally never fails to make me laugh my @$$ off😂
@zacharybruner765
@zacharybruner765 3 жыл бұрын
Nikki: Ill tell you who it is off air i cant say on air Theo: I dont wanna know off air 😂 😂 😂 what is wrong with this dude. Gotta love him
@snicker12
@snicker12 3 жыл бұрын
you mean what is *right with this dude.
@mattw6705
@mattw6705 3 жыл бұрын
Tryin to help us out
@drdeadbeat1604
@drdeadbeat1604 3 жыл бұрын
Sex talk is a replacement for jokes
@taylorprocker
@taylorprocker 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t you know? It’s so “edgy” and “funny” for a girl comedian to talk about sex. Groundbreaking, right?
@HelloThere-uh3ll
@HelloThere-uh3ll 3 жыл бұрын
Sex talk for women is like race jokes for black dudes. They can just say whatever they want because they have no backlash for anything on these subjects.
@breakthecycle5238
@breakthecycle5238 3 жыл бұрын
@@HelloThere-uh3ll yeah but with chicks that shit gets old af very quickly. sad girls objectivify themselves and then complain that men are doing it. yay feminism 👏
@nexusobserve
@nexusobserve 3 жыл бұрын
People do what is easy
@HelloThere-uh3ll
@HelloThere-uh3ll 3 жыл бұрын
@@breakthecycle5238 for sure. Most things women blame men for, they actually do way more to themselves
@bramsoul4940
@bramsoul4940 Жыл бұрын
Wow this was very interesting. Cool nuance about why the topic needs to be talked about. Thanks alot
@dylancampbell52203
@dylancampbell52203 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like when Theo said “oh yeah, then tell me about it.” He was actually being sarcastic and didn’t want to hear it, but she took it serious and went on a three minute rant about sex.
@TheFailLord72
@TheFailLord72 3 жыл бұрын
Theo: Speaks just over 30 words Nikki: -you tune this out half way through because it sounds like your girlfriend over explaining the same subject for the Nikkith time-
@goinpostal
@goinpostal 3 жыл бұрын
You win the internet today with that one! 😂
@thecubebender6921
@thecubebender6921 2 жыл бұрын
I know mahn😹
@ricenbeenz...
@ricenbeenz... 2 жыл бұрын
Daaayyum how do you do that!
@Pendragon-dnd
@Pendragon-dnd 2 жыл бұрын
“Nikkith time” 😂
@owenpalmer8242
@owenpalmer8242 3 жыл бұрын
I remember what it was like at her level of maturity, back in the good old days of being 14.
@GrimboBagworth
@GrimboBagworth 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was gonna say she reminds me of my high school classmates
@jmartinez2289
@jmartinez2289 3 жыл бұрын
When you were just a lil lady. Nah yea I know more mature 13 year olds.
@kevintse2870
@kevintse2870 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo went “Yang Gang” out of nowhere. I went back and relistened four times to make sure he wasn’t saying something else.
@FLmetalhead
@FLmetalhead 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is a gift to us all. We upstairs!
@thesenate4570
@thesenate4570 2 жыл бұрын
The cut off was perfect🤣🤣🤣
@deltablaze77
@deltablaze77 3 жыл бұрын
When Theo said "Sugar Babes" I thought at first he was trying to talk about the Spice Girls. lol
@territorialamcape2726
@territorialamcape2726 3 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be P1ngtrips next super cut video 😂😂😂
@amandamcbride256
@amandamcbride256 3 жыл бұрын
She has no clue how moral Theo is. Turns him off to hear women talk blunt n nasty. But, he is turned on by bringing it up. She's so used to selling this angle in LA...don't gotta talk like that in front of this gentleman. Relax n enjoy being a lady for a sec.
@Sinekyre14
@Sinekyre14 3 жыл бұрын
100% correct. This poor girl picked up the nasty talk from NY/LA jewish women and thought it was what men want. We don't. It's weird.
@xthexadvantagex
@xthexadvantagex 3 жыл бұрын
Theo struggles with the “dark arts”. So I think he struggles with shame and sex.l which I honestly don’t think is healthy. Nikki is just the opposite. Probably too comfortable with her sexuality.
@Halogalandwanderer
@Halogalandwanderer 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sinekyre14 spot on
@BD-fk9fw
@BD-fk9fw 3 жыл бұрын
@@xthexadvantagex what?🤣
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@maxhernandez9667
@maxhernandez9667 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's new stand up regular people is hilarious I like personal stories people write into jokes
@HAMlLTON
@HAMlLTON 2 жыл бұрын
I knew what I signed up for when I clicked the video, just thought there was going to be a little more Theo..
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 3 жыл бұрын
Theo obviously uncomfortable with the absurd amount of sexual talk 😂
@Pudi1224
@Pudi1224 3 жыл бұрын
Tapping out at 6:30 on this one Theo. She goes on and on without a break on full defense
@jaimesswag
@jaimesswag 3 жыл бұрын
Theo deserves a good woman.
@Keller5327LV
@Keller5327LV 2 жыл бұрын
"Kathy Griffin made it in? Jesus!"🤣🤣 GOLD!
@austingriffith1118
@austingriffith1118 Жыл бұрын
"If I do it I must want to do it, so cut the guilt and just do it." This is a great microcosm of a hedonistic society. The problems this type of perspective creates are blatant. Strength, self control, prudence, wisdom - there are aspects of a coherent and functional society that are completely missing.
@nowyouaskbutwhy3082
@nowyouaskbutwhy3082 3 жыл бұрын
We all know they went to awkward town all night after
@yz4043
@yz4043 3 жыл бұрын
She seems deeply insecure.
@someguy2775
@someguy2775 3 жыл бұрын
"I would be a sex therapist if I wasn't a talented comedian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She has an uncanny ability for choosing careers that don't suit her.
@vinylholicsanonymous3871
@vinylholicsanonymous3871 3 жыл бұрын
Especially because therapists are supposed to be doing the listening.
@redmangoaty
@redmangoaty 3 жыл бұрын
Just. Comedian.
@c.sanchez4521
@c.sanchez4521 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@kyryloperevozchykov8424
@kyryloperevozchykov8424 2 жыл бұрын
that's a good joke but she's good comedian you can watch her roasts she's great
@bottomlinebassin2001
@bottomlinebassin2001 2 жыл бұрын
If she's a comedian, OJ has a Heisman Trophy and Michael Jackson was a great babysitter.
@bipolartyranttroller
@bipolartyranttroller 2 жыл бұрын
7:14 that's like Manson being my behavioral therapist!
@cdcnd4spd13
@cdcnd4spd13 2 жыл бұрын
I can't fuckin do it. Didn't we hear enough of this shit on conan?
@ryancampbell9432
@ryancampbell9432 2 жыл бұрын
When you go up to the bar to order one drink and that one girl sitting at the bar alone starts talking to you
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