Theo why are you so uncomfortable about talking about sex you're the adult.. I hope you hooked up with her she beautiful and knows what she wants in life.
@princevegeta-son3 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail looking like ya boy is ready to make some pottery, you feel me. Sex eyes
@swiftusmaximus56513 жыл бұрын
Theo you really need to get Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep Smith on to talk about Gerbils and how Big is theyre Biggest ButttPlugs
@hexadecimal52363 жыл бұрын
2:50 It was Joe Rogan right? She seems like his type.
@MrJaman00833 жыл бұрын
She wanted that Texas Tailgate!
@macgruber46893 жыл бұрын
The smile, the hair, the charisma, the humor.......... Theo just has it all.
@caelhustlermahdi77133 жыл бұрын
Ahahah
@MrSpilledge3 жыл бұрын
He must work out.
@christopherhickman35793 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@FoxtrotXero3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha oh my god that killed me 😂
@chojinacd3 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@clab92able3 жыл бұрын
"I dont want to know off air." Fucking killed me
@rolling.reggie3 жыл бұрын
He’s undefeated
@michaelellis7723 жыл бұрын
That's the move
@beyondbackwater49333 жыл бұрын
Dark arts deflection
@fireice88283 жыл бұрын
@@beyondbackwater4933 defense against the dark arts
@DankDaHerbalist3 жыл бұрын
Priceless
@matthewalkman3863 жыл бұрын
Nikki" Yeah I havent had sex in 2 years... Theo: "What? 2 years? Heres another woman who called in, shes not doing well either."
@prslespaul3 жыл бұрын
😂
@sumuqh3 жыл бұрын
I died 🤣
@JohnnyPresto3 жыл бұрын
☠☠💀😫😫😫
@JohnnyPresto3 жыл бұрын
Sheesh
@boostedb18b133 жыл бұрын
sheeeeeeeesh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mike-os8lv2 жыл бұрын
“Here’s a woman right here that has a question, she’s obviously not doing well either.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@colinandrew89 Жыл бұрын
Comedy gold😂😂😂
@EricSmyth4Christ Жыл бұрын
There is a great depth of humility in Theo that we all unconsciously recognize
@no_prisoners64744 ай бұрын
Well he’s still in the hookup culture and he’s 40 so there’s that
@Suspro73 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm listening to a drunk girl at a house party
@nicksilver_music3 жыл бұрын
Yup, that he whole character on stage, and on Podcasts, its very generic, unauthentic and annoying
@BenJohnsonDotNet3 жыл бұрын
Put it on 0.5X playback speed for the full effect
@ThatGuy-zf8oi3 жыл бұрын
My favorite kind of girl
@randompianist83593 жыл бұрын
coke.
@travismadden29093 жыл бұрын
@@BenJohnsonDotNetthis is great
@MapleBar7773 жыл бұрын
She's stepping her game up from only talking about sex to talking about only talking about sex. You go girl!
@Cheesusrice692223 жыл бұрын
Inception
@MapleBar7773 жыл бұрын
@@Cheesusrice69222 Egg Zachary 😉
@AudibleVisibIe3 жыл бұрын
So stunning and brave. What a powerful woman
@ToolforOffice3 жыл бұрын
@@Cheesusrice69222 insextion
@MmmChipotle3 жыл бұрын
Its the only thing men will tolerate coming out of her mouth lol
@az94983 жыл бұрын
Nikki: I’ll tell you who it was off air. Theo: I don’t wanna know off air. 🐀 👑
@shawnmendrek35443 ай бұрын
Real man, I don't want to know. Not our business to care who women are screwing. Frankly, we do not care. I am more worried about the border.
@shawnmendrek35443 ай бұрын
I think she was hitting on him when she said she did not have sex in two years. A lot of times women are on so many medications they have no libido. Which, yea will crush a marriage ect. They do have pills for women though to raise it.
@ShaneMichealCupp2 жыл бұрын
“Was he tall or short” “… medium” “I bet I know who he is”
@kramer13728 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahha
@StudioMod2 жыл бұрын
Nikki: “I’ll probably not be talking about sex when I’m 60.” Theo: “Yeah… We could check then?” LMAO the way she takes a second to realize what he’s saying is hilarious.
@jeffreywood73113 жыл бұрын
Theo is giving 0 fucks about what he’s saying to women, it’s pretty wild lately 😂
@TrollHiddenCave3 жыл бұрын
Theo :.... so anyways want to find out what my semen taste like?
@dubisays3 жыл бұрын
Bringing that mid 90s energy
@dangerdeven3 жыл бұрын
its the mullet fo sho
@QMS92243 жыл бұрын
that's hot
@jollofrice9143 жыл бұрын
@@QMS9224 thanks
@stevieshred6823 жыл бұрын
Theo: Can I taste it off your back? Niki: Awe that's so nice.
@schm0tz4453 жыл бұрын
😭💀
@Demion833 жыл бұрын
It's the reaction guys are expecting but never ever get.
@tolbster.3 жыл бұрын
Crazy Person: Can I put you in my basement? Niki: Awwww, you’d let me go there? So cute.
@stevieshred6823 жыл бұрын
@@tolbster. 🤣
@bradleypalmer79803 жыл бұрын
@@Demion83 facts lol
@d.c.10593 жыл бұрын
Theo "Sorry that comment was so out of line." Nikki "Oh that's soooo nice"
@estout3243 жыл бұрын
...thank u...thank u
@TrollHiddenCave3 жыл бұрын
Nikki wants it
@KrishmanyuThakur3 жыл бұрын
@@TrollHiddenCave when doesn't she?
@allthingsclassicrock3 жыл бұрын
I felt my eyes glazing over when she was talking. Reminded me of listening to people who have just ingested a certain white powder, and I wanna politely get away but I can’t lol. Theo has the patience of a monk.
@TPRM12 жыл бұрын
Baking soda?
@allthingsclassicrock2 жыл бұрын
@@TPRM1 nailed it.
@TPRM12 жыл бұрын
@@allthingsclassicrock Yeah, I’m pretty hip.
@Stopvotingdemocrat2 жыл бұрын
Aderall
@seumasreel49542 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest ways I’ve heard someone explaining the act of hoofing coke
@BoomerBarber2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even imagine sitting through that. Theo, you're a strong man.
@Awaisvlog325 Жыл бұрын
Do you want to play slot
@GeekinGecko Жыл бұрын
Persistence for cooch
@DC-bp8sx3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stand listening to her a minute longer and I’ve never turned off a Theo clip.
@Trackstareman233 жыл бұрын
Her only topic is sex. Nothing more to offer.
@JRR8123 жыл бұрын
I could’ve predicted a clip with this title the moment she was booked.
@Smash_103 жыл бұрын
8 mins of her explaining why she likes to constantly talk about sex, why she really doesn’t need to talk about sex, and that it’s her choice to talk about sex. . So insightful
@seeker1563 жыл бұрын
COCAINE BABY!!!!
@charles40503 жыл бұрын
She's the guest. It was insightful if you are interested. Why hate
@BlueisNotaWarmColour3 жыл бұрын
@@charles4050 who hating? he said it was so insightful. so insightful
@Marthyboy883 жыл бұрын
@@charles4050 I mean this is literally every clip I've ever seen with this person. Not even exaggerating, it always always always ends up being about her having sex and how important it is, and how much she likes to talk about it. It's not insightful if it's the only thing she ever talks about.
@britter19553 жыл бұрын
@@seeker156 she’s actually sober, she’s talked about her sobriety on JRE
@heartandmindovercome32143 жыл бұрын
Lol, Glaser casually "that was a great backhanded question"
@blue-lotus69432 жыл бұрын
Honestly as silly as this convo may seem to most people, I really appreciate her being genuine and trying to figure things out for herself
@TWOhype232 жыл бұрын
That could take a while 💀
@dianem.992 жыл бұрын
Figure things out for herself?She's 38 years old...tick tock. I recommend more meditation/yoga and less yacking!
@blue-lotus69432 жыл бұрын
If you care about having a meaningful life, you never stop learning. There’s so much to learn about and figure out and there’s many ways to go about that
@KilyanAustin Жыл бұрын
@@dianem.99 Shes 38 but I absoluty love her. Im 25 and would marry her😂 shes got looks, shes funny as fuck and shes honest
@paulj6805 Жыл бұрын
@@blue-lotus6943you absolutely get it man. Wish more people could understand that learning doesn't and shouldn't stop when you're a child. All the most important life lessons I learned, I learned as an adult and I was able to because I embraced a mentality of personal growth. It's a life changer.
@jcmorrison54873 жыл бұрын
Nikki “when my libido drops...when I’m 60...” Theo “well we can always check then”
@tusharbehera89563 жыл бұрын
that was killer man
@FoxtrotXero3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@oSLOTHo3 жыл бұрын
@adrian ramirez She said she'll stop tlaking about sex when shes 60, Theo said ok We'll see then making fun of the fact that sex is all she tlaks about.
@strmwthr3 жыл бұрын
Classic theo response, lov it!!!
@alexhurt79193 жыл бұрын
"Kathy Griffin made it in... Jesus" Nikki: "yeah I love her" Lmao
@Mrsaltypickle3 жыл бұрын
Best part of this clip lmao
@krunchie1013 жыл бұрын
Lol Nikki not even paying attention to his sarcasm.
@uytdeman3 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t had sex for 2 years.” “Let’s talk about that next” 🤣🤣🤣
@johnnydeleon82103 жыл бұрын
Nikki has been saying she hasnt had sex in 2 years for 5 years
@BlazRa3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnydeleon8210 I don't give a damn she's beautiful and she can get it
@dystopiaisutopia2 жыл бұрын
Low iq people crave sex
@blakenorman76482 жыл бұрын
@@dystopiaisutopia Really? Never thought about that before
@quentinchapman69872 жыл бұрын
@@dystopiaisutopia said by someone obv getting no sec 😭😭
@misschelseawilkinson3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe when I'm 60 I won't be talking about sex" "Well, we can always check then" hahahahha
@craighajwan45983 жыл бұрын
Not to be mean, but she’s a woman you look at and think “why is she single, or has trouble keeping a bf”, because she’s physically attractive, then you hear her talk for a few minutes and it becomes pretty clear
@honeybut2 жыл бұрын
she's not funny or interesting
@thepancakemann2 жыл бұрын
@@Renegade15 i have a buddy on Vyvanse. Kind of worried about him, tbh.
@vrfvfdcdvgtre23692 жыл бұрын
Woke. Obscene. Sad.
@somethinganything48642 жыл бұрын
She’s not really that attractive
@hasselett2 жыл бұрын
@@somethinganything4864 She is though. You don't have to be a model to be considered physically attractive. She's slender and blonde.
@austinsmith28083 жыл бұрын
This is who rogan is talking about when he says he has friends who completely changed on adderall
@dbzwwe563 жыл бұрын
Is she on Adderall?
@truthseeker51103 жыл бұрын
Probably, she's on klonopin and a SSRI though, i can't remember which one. It's the newer one that has less sexual side effects.
@ellecee79743 жыл бұрын
Hes talking about whitney Cummings, go watch the latest episode she is legitimately off her face
@austinsmith28083 жыл бұрын
@@dbzwwe56 forsure, she also said something about how her doctors said she had “adult adhd” and that’s a good way for them to sell their doctor meth. Usually makes people more crazy
@austinsmith28083 жыл бұрын
@@ellecee7974 both of them, you can smell the addy through the videos
@mirneshreljic4683 жыл бұрын
Theo has a way with words, he can say the most unfunny shit ever and I’m rolling laughing
@IAMJAYNOVA8653 жыл бұрын
Put this in the Bible.
@jessecooper15563 жыл бұрын
Most male comics are funny because they literally make fun of themselves. Woman comics make fun of everyone but themselves.
@brent20042 жыл бұрын
Are you Croatian or Bosnian I’m going to guess Bosnian
@tomatomatomatoma Жыл бұрын
this is so true
@SS-L.O.T.O.3 жыл бұрын
Kathy griffin made it in , Jesus. Had me dying 🤣
@GeorgeK14103 жыл бұрын
lmao me too
@thomasabraham31073 жыл бұрын
I didnt think anyone else caught that 😂Theo Wild bruh
@insomxniac12002 жыл бұрын
“i’d let u scoop the ice cream with your hands” lmaoo theo is something else
@colebucket1982 Жыл бұрын
“Here’s another woman, she’s obviously having a hard time too” I am dead
@jeffbezos67483 жыл бұрын
2:32 Theo with the Quagmire creeper breath 😂
@k2-industries3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@Vigilant.CitizenGaming3 жыл бұрын
ahahaha
@theser1althrilla9233 жыл бұрын
Giggidy gang gang
@ianx-cast62893 жыл бұрын
Theo doesn't think she'll stop talking about sex at 60. And neither do I.
@TrollHiddenCave3 жыл бұрын
At sixty it will be hilarious
@AliceInPantera3 жыл бұрын
Same. She’s just going to be another Chelsea Handler. Chelsea may not be 60, but sure as shit looks like it
@randomdude1893 жыл бұрын
She will have an outie by then. Straight Arby’s
@randomdude1893 жыл бұрын
@@AliceInPantera Chelsea looks 80 lol
@irrelevantideology96402 жыл бұрын
Theo: I'll eat ice cream off your back. Also Theo: I don't like talking about it because it's vulgar. Me: 😂
@troyblum3447 Жыл бұрын
"I would've let you scoop it with your hands" "theo that's soooo nice" 😂😂😂😂😂
@ChristisKing777773 жыл бұрын
Mullet tune up looking great brother. Praise God
@ki_billy66303 жыл бұрын
*God
@k2-industries3 жыл бұрын
well said
@aidan45153 жыл бұрын
Amen
@divinewineismine98293 жыл бұрын
Anybody that really knows Theo, does know his head is buzz cut n he wears a mullet wig this one's darkest.
@modelistonthego67443 жыл бұрын
PTL GANG GANG.
@mattpike52643 жыл бұрын
I've never sensed Theo being done with a podcast more than at the end of this one. He was genuinely tired if her shit lmao
@persiandoomer92493 жыл бұрын
I swear to god female comics can't talk about anything but sex. I've heard less sex talk from pornstars than female comics.
@tinabolesful51843 жыл бұрын
Oh she's a comedian ? I'm from the UK so I had no idea wow
@AudibleVisibIe3 жыл бұрын
Straight up. And the craziest part is that she never picked up on it. And she wonders why she can't find a boyfriend
@ajvasquez87343 жыл бұрын
It’s all that damn adderall she’s taking she tweaked out baby praise god
@refinedsugar3 жыл бұрын
This is a gold comment right here
@daniellozano22623 жыл бұрын
“If I’m doing it I must wanna do it, it must be serving me in someway, so just cut the guilt.” lmao every drug addict I know. The dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while. Life is not about continuously pleasuring yourself.
@ShmooyShmoo3 жыл бұрын
Hey cut the shit! She was talking about sex, not drugs….takin it outta context yo…
@daniellozano22623 жыл бұрын
@@ShmooyShmoo drugs, sex, gambling. Anything in excess isn’t good for you. This type of reasoning can’t apply to anything in life.
@joungyalen253 жыл бұрын
@Matias Martinez Your country, your family, and your adult responsibilities says the world isn't just about you every day lol.
@joungyalen253 жыл бұрын
@Matias Martinez I really hate having conversations on social media, because it's rarely constructive. Ok, just deflect and dismiss my argument just because you don't agree, and then say something corny and belittling like "try again kid" to feed your ego or make yourself feel big or whatever. What I was saying is that our duty and responsibility for things outside of ourselves often compromise our immediate, self-interested desires since obviously it's hard to do what you want to do when you have someone else to take care of. For instance it's easy to say life is about doing what makes you happy when you don't have a kid to feed and you may not have enough time or money to find yourself or do the thing that will make you happy in the moment. Life is bigger than your happiness since we aren't isolated beings. The more relationships, friendships, and the more involved you become in your community the harder it is to just simply do what you want. That's all I'm saying.
@captainomoplata6433 жыл бұрын
@Matias Martinez you need Buddha’s 4 noble truths and the eightfold path in your life nigga
@dianisquezada93562 жыл бұрын
"I'm not trying to talk about sex with you today" Also her: talks about sex for straight 9 minutes
@searain15732 ай бұрын
I have a question. Why do people still have sex? Sex is very gross, nasty, messy, and disgusting! I don't see how sex is a good thing. Why don't humans just remove sex from this world? Women can still get pregnant without sex (there's a lot of ways women can get pregnant without sex including artificial insemination). Sex is unnecessary.
@mewe102316 күн бұрын
@@searain1573 sarcastic right ?
@Tom13GN2 жыл бұрын
Dang, hate that I missed you at RAF Lakenheath!! But, I would like to say, as a retired Veteran, thank you for those folks that got to see you there. It really means a lot to the military members there families when folks come overseas to perform.
@op89953 жыл бұрын
I welcome the ad breaks while Nikki is talking.
@shawnmendrek35443 ай бұрын
LMFAO TOP COMMENT
@CameronForrester3 жыл бұрын
I love how she’s like ‘people are just going to say’, as if it erases the accuracy.
@thecannon34483 жыл бұрын
She sure sounds like she has a lot to prove
@AudibleVisibIe3 жыл бұрын
Such a powerful woman. So Stunning and brave
@User18dog3 жыл бұрын
@@AudibleVisibIe 🤣🤣
@DND093 жыл бұрын
@@AudibleVisibIe she actually cried to her own story
@benjamin57263 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@josecarbia81813 жыл бұрын
Any woman in her position would, as your judgmental condescension shows.
@noahbtwofouronethree32253 жыл бұрын
The thought of Nikki Glaser as a sex therapist instantly made me think of my tattoo artist who’s life is like a legitimate day to day soap opera and whenever he tattoos me, HES the one telling ME some absurd story that you’d think took place last month and was span across 4 days, but it was actually like either the day before or that morning and you just kinda sit there and don’t say anything. Idk just did
@helco28562 жыл бұрын
I've known people like that. It's a little overbearing and overwhelming sometimes. I tend to keep my distance around people like thay
@danabonnevier21282 жыл бұрын
i want to get tattooed by your artist
@KotaBryce Жыл бұрын
@@danabonnevier2128same sounds entertaining
@Scottierolls3 жыл бұрын
“I would’ve let you scoop the ice creams with your hands” “That is sooo niiicee” LOL
@OGS20993 жыл бұрын
I feel like every guy gets caught in Nikki Glazer's trap when they first discover her, then they figure out she's a total head case.
@baileyrobinson12793 жыл бұрын
She has more issues than sports illustrated
@joel87503 жыл бұрын
@@baileyrobinson1279 She has more imaginary problems than a schizophrenic.
@l.s31323 жыл бұрын
@adrian ramirez Being good at roasting is different from being funny or a successful stand-up comedian. Roasting depends on good material written + timing. Nikki sure is good at it, but so were the likes of Martha Stewartewart and Justin Bieber lol. But Nikki stand up is horrendous, she isn't a funny person by nature. She thinks that men are intimidated by her funny personality but I'm sure that they can't stand her, it's annoying as shit being with someone who thinks they are funny but aren't in reality.
@raymondotoole26003 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to tell her the raw truth !
@signifidelica28192 жыл бұрын
Id make her feel good, shes pretty
@TheBrandonDawson3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Theo say “thank you thank” after nikki tells him it’s so nice that he wanted to taste ice cream off her back fucking killed me.
@Pendragon-dnd2 жыл бұрын
I’m out breath bro lmao and I’m playing it in half speed so she sounds like a drunk girl at a frat party
@BlackouTTProductions2 жыл бұрын
You should’ve just uploaded the entire episode with that title
@pandareijgah38203 жыл бұрын
They're talking so comfortably like they're on the same level but gah damn theo is carrying this convo hard
@user-uo7qz7dw2x3 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t had sex in like 2 years” Theo; “well we’re gonna get right into that”
@BlazRa3 жыл бұрын
Hitters have to hit gang gang
@humphreybouvier93813 жыл бұрын
I loved how Theo said “she’s not doing well EITHER” hahaha Nikki is not ok someone help this woman it’s hard to watch
@jmartinez22893 жыл бұрын
Nice. I didnt catch that theo is fast as fuck Boi
@MrKellyv13 жыл бұрын
"I'd eat that scoop off your back'- damn Theo, hitter
@BangarrangTV2 жыл бұрын
"It must be serving me in some way" is the best explanation for doing whatever you want that I've ever heard. Love it.
@chefboiardeeznutz9881 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but not if you're being completely selfish. Then you're just a dick.
@brandongonzalez627711 ай бұрын
Theo did a lot of talking over his guests in his old stuff. I'm glad he became a much better listener in recent times.
@productofterror3 жыл бұрын
'I dont wana know off air' ... gang shit love that
@lukecasio98103 жыл бұрын
"Was he tall or short?" "mmmm...medium." "Hmm.. I bet I know who it is." Ded 😂😂
@BigL.103 жыл бұрын
explain?
@geraldfriend2563 жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia
@brycedekoning30003 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan
@BlazRa3 жыл бұрын
U got to look out for those medium-sized motherfukers
@ManBearPig617x3 жыл бұрын
It was Theo
@jjwallnutts3 жыл бұрын
She has to sing her one note.
@cpie63572 жыл бұрын
5:13 THEOS FACE!!! Too good, man has that thought in there wanting to get out so bad before he forgets it, and she doesn't even stop to breathe! Hilarious!
@jessshreds2 жыл бұрын
🤣You can just about hear him doing a faint slow sigh at the same time 🤣
@mojojo2452 жыл бұрын
Theo hilarious he straight cut her off & roasted her the whole time 💀
@claytonfilpo3 жыл бұрын
"I actually think it's interesting." *Crossfade to later in the discussion*
@djkoz783 жыл бұрын
Do you deejay?
@lerp55553 жыл бұрын
@@djkoz78 ugh
@djkoz783 жыл бұрын
@@lerp5555 ugh? Asking if he deejayed that's an issue? Crossfade is a deejay term. Did your mom leave your dad for a deejay?
@lerp55553 жыл бұрын
@@djkoz78 ugh
@lerp55553 жыл бұрын
@@djkoz78 A) it’s a general audio production term B) nobody ever left anybody for a DJ
@TheSpaniard3 жыл бұрын
She's explaining exactly why women comics aren't funny. Women comics do their bits based on trying to "empower women." Men comics do their bits based on trying to make people laugh.
@jwil49053 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It's constantly, "I'm hoping to make a change in somebody's life through my tired and played out sex material."
@digitalcassette53 жыл бұрын
And yet here you are, another man saying women comics aren't funny. Wonder why women need to be empowered more.
@blairsmith31993 жыл бұрын
Men also aren't afraid to be self deprecating to get a laugh outta people
@digitalcassette53 жыл бұрын
@@blairsmith3199 generalization again. Neither are women. Men just aren't critisied scrutinize and judged as closely as women. It's just easier to be a male comedian.
@rotten22093 жыл бұрын
Says a stereotypical guy posing in front of his car...
@jamesoneill61833 жыл бұрын
I love how she's like "I'll tell you off air" like its some amazingly interesting thing that everyone wants to know and theo, who could easily find out is just like "I don't wanna know off air" 😅 you could see it bursting her bubble a bit 🤣
@gdrox073 жыл бұрын
he did aske who it was and asked for a physical description before she said that
@KINGYANNIC3 жыл бұрын
@@gdrox07 bruh he asked how tall lmaoo
@Chadthefatherbear2 жыл бұрын
@@KINGYANNIC because the first guy he thought of was Joe Rogan. Because Rogan is about 3.5 feet tall and Rogan is responsible for introducing her to millions of people through his podcast.
@breakthroughtheology2 жыл бұрын
Her logic is flawless here, just cut the guilt, want to waste time or do things you know aren’t great for you, ahhh just cut the guilt, just shut of the deep moral compass that is telling you the right direction and plunder into the woods nice
@Chuckschwartz2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I thought the same thing! She’s describing this worthless instant gratification lifestyle as if it “serves” her. Truly blind.
@JohnDee6333 жыл бұрын
5:50 my eyes rolled so hard I had to wear an eye patch for 3 weeks
@kagehughart14983 жыл бұрын
I lost literal brain cells listening to her reasoning
@ferg3063 жыл бұрын
I've noticed that Theo is an absolute gentleman when it comes to talking about the dark arts, then he got put in a room with a nympho...feelsbadman, ganggang
@TehBliz3 жыл бұрын
Someone who lacks purpose distracts themselves with pleasure.
@SS08953 жыл бұрын
I love this
@tavspop3 жыл бұрын
Did you stray from your Mennonite Village?
@robinthoms_ffa57003 жыл бұрын
@@tavspop mennonites are based tbh.
@derekborba26443 жыл бұрын
Your view
@robinthoms_ffa57003 жыл бұрын
@@derekborba2644 LFG!!!!!
@flyboymcgee80592 жыл бұрын
Watching Glaser for comedy is like seeking marital advice from a lady of the evening
@Epicdps3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I love how defeated he seems after not getting a reaction out of her with this one 2:55
@acidtwin3 жыл бұрын
She's starting to morph into Sarah Jessica Parker.
@dumpsterfire79163 жыл бұрын
Except Nikki is hot and SJP not so much
@_sowhat_3 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous lol exactly
@dumpsterfire79163 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous haha exactly
@Semba9993 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous EXACTLY
@openmythirdeye9 ай бұрын
Noooooooooo. Ok, I'm breaking out the horse blinders JIC😂
@tacti-cool40223 жыл бұрын
Lol theo von playing guess who with the only hint being "his height is medium"..
@JWW603 жыл бұрын
I think we know who that might be.
@xy-fb8jo3 жыл бұрын
@@JWW60 Norm MacDonald
@networth003 жыл бұрын
@@xy-fb8jo Chris Farley.
@AngriestAmerican3 жыл бұрын
If I was a comedian I would only talk about my sex life, because it's the only thing in my life that is a joke.
@austinsmith28083 жыл бұрын
That was funnier than anything she said in this podcast, gang
@guycleveland59463 жыл бұрын
See, this comment is more deserving of more likes
@thomasabraham31073 жыл бұрын
Gang brother
@AngriestAmerican3 жыл бұрын
@@thomasabraham3107 people keep saying that,,what does it mean 'gang"?
@thomasabraham31073 жыл бұрын
@@AngriestAmerican just something Theo says bro 😂 you'll understand if you watch more of him
@4Everlast Жыл бұрын
"If I didn't have talent I'd..." this chick is funny.
@psychoslingers87322 жыл бұрын
Thanks Thro, for not letting her ever tell her BJ story that she seemed to feel was super important and that we needed to know.
@ShawnFX3 жыл бұрын
3:21 Theo literally never fails to make me laugh my @$$ off😂
@zacharybruner7653 жыл бұрын
Nikki: Ill tell you who it is off air i cant say on air Theo: I dont wanna know off air 😂 😂 😂 what is wrong with this dude. Gotta love him
@snicker123 жыл бұрын
you mean what is *right with this dude.
@mattw67053 жыл бұрын
Tryin to help us out
@drdeadbeat16043 жыл бұрын
Sex talk is a replacement for jokes
@taylorprocker3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t you know? It’s so “edgy” and “funny” for a girl comedian to talk about sex. Groundbreaking, right?
@HelloThere-uh3ll3 жыл бұрын
Sex talk for women is like race jokes for black dudes. They can just say whatever they want because they have no backlash for anything on these subjects.
@breakthecycle52383 жыл бұрын
@@HelloThere-uh3ll yeah but with chicks that shit gets old af very quickly. sad girls objectivify themselves and then complain that men are doing it. yay feminism 👏
@nexusobserve3 жыл бұрын
People do what is easy
@HelloThere-uh3ll3 жыл бұрын
@@breakthecycle5238 for sure. Most things women blame men for, they actually do way more to themselves
@bramsoul4940 Жыл бұрын
Wow this was very interesting. Cool nuance about why the topic needs to be talked about. Thanks alot
@dylancampbell522032 жыл бұрын
I feel like when Theo said “oh yeah, then tell me about it.” He was actually being sarcastic and didn’t want to hear it, but she took it serious and went on a three minute rant about sex.
@TheFailLord723 жыл бұрын
Theo: Speaks just over 30 words Nikki: -you tune this out half way through because it sounds like your girlfriend over explaining the same subject for the Nikkith time-
@goinpostal3 жыл бұрын
You win the internet today with that one! 😂
@thecubebender69212 жыл бұрын
I know mahn😹
@ricenbeenz...2 жыл бұрын
Daaayyum how do you do that!
@Pendragon-dnd2 жыл бұрын
“Nikkith time” 😂
@owenpalmer82423 жыл бұрын
I remember what it was like at her level of maturity, back in the good old days of being 14.
@GrimboBagworth3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was gonna say she reminds me of my high school classmates
@jmartinez22893 жыл бұрын
When you were just a lil lady. Nah yea I know more mature 13 year olds.
@kevintse28703 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo went “Yang Gang” out of nowhere. I went back and relistened four times to make sure he wasn’t saying something else.
@FLmetalhead2 жыл бұрын
Theo is a gift to us all. We upstairs!
@thesenate45702 жыл бұрын
The cut off was perfect🤣🤣🤣
@deltablaze773 жыл бұрын
When Theo said "Sugar Babes" I thought at first he was trying to talk about the Spice Girls. lol
@territorialamcape27263 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be P1ngtrips next super cut video 😂😂😂
@amandamcbride2563 жыл бұрын
She has no clue how moral Theo is. Turns him off to hear women talk blunt n nasty. But, he is turned on by bringing it up. She's so used to selling this angle in LA...don't gotta talk like that in front of this gentleman. Relax n enjoy being a lady for a sec.
@Sinekyre143 жыл бұрын
100% correct. This poor girl picked up the nasty talk from NY/LA jewish women and thought it was what men want. We don't. It's weird.
@xthexadvantagex3 жыл бұрын
Theo struggles with the “dark arts”. So I think he struggles with shame and sex.l which I honestly don’t think is healthy. Nikki is just the opposite. Probably too comfortable with her sexuality.
@Halogalandwanderer3 жыл бұрын
@@Sinekyre14 spot on
@BD-fk9fw3 жыл бұрын
@@xthexadvantagex what?🤣
@AudibleVisibIe3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@maxhernandez96673 жыл бұрын
Theo's new stand up regular people is hilarious I like personal stories people write into jokes
@HAMlLTON2 жыл бұрын
I knew what I signed up for when I clicked the video, just thought there was going to be a little more Theo..
@AudibleVisibIe3 жыл бұрын
Theo obviously uncomfortable with the absurd amount of sexual talk 😂
@Pudi12243 жыл бұрын
Tapping out at 6:30 on this one Theo. She goes on and on without a break on full defense
@jaimesswag3 жыл бұрын
Theo deserves a good woman.
@Keller5327LV2 жыл бұрын
"Kathy Griffin made it in? Jesus!"🤣🤣 GOLD!
@austingriffith1118 Жыл бұрын
"If I do it I must want to do it, so cut the guilt and just do it." This is a great microcosm of a hedonistic society. The problems this type of perspective creates are blatant. Strength, self control, prudence, wisdom - there are aspects of a coherent and functional society that are completely missing.
@nowyouaskbutwhy30823 жыл бұрын
We all know they went to awkward town all night after
@yz40433 жыл бұрын
She seems deeply insecure.
@someguy27753 жыл бұрын
"I would be a sex therapist if I wasn't a talented comedian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She has an uncanny ability for choosing careers that don't suit her.
@vinylholicsanonymous38713 жыл бұрын
Especially because therapists are supposed to be doing the listening.
@redmangoaty3 жыл бұрын
Just. Comedian.
@c.sanchez45213 жыл бұрын
😂
@kyryloperevozchykov84242 жыл бұрын
that's a good joke but she's good comedian you can watch her roasts she's great
@bottomlinebassin20012 жыл бұрын
If she's a comedian, OJ has a Heisman Trophy and Michael Jackson was a great babysitter.
@bipolartyranttroller2 жыл бұрын
7:14 that's like Manson being my behavioral therapist!
@cdcnd4spd132 жыл бұрын
I can't fuckin do it. Didn't we hear enough of this shit on conan?
@ryancampbell94322 жыл бұрын
When you go up to the bar to order one drink and that one girl sitting at the bar alone starts talking to you