Theo Von SAVAGE Moments

Thoe Von's funniest roasts and savage moments!
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[@kerryhateseverything2546]

I love how oddly specific Theo’s disses are 😂

[@timkiebzak6735]

Cocaine 👍

[@connormayfield6705]

This is a real departure from your name

[@Sethclement96]

He looks like a strong jellyfish and that’s all he looks like

[@willyumche]

@@connormayfield6705 goddamn it I came here to say essentially the same thing and you've already done it better

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Its intelligence put into it , your smart too , sorry 😢

[@DanielRodriguez-hp1rx]

"There was a rumor in my town that I beat Down's Syndrome" 😂😂💀💀💀

[@lntoTheSunset]

Adan Fuentes that’s inspiring

[@LouieOakwood]

@@lntoTheSunset well thats what I thought cuz I didn't start em...

[@AmmaraSHAH773377]

I actually fell for that in another vid

[@stephen32frazier]

That fuckin TISM boy

[@kamalaharry9514]

He beat down the syndrome !

[@RamnaViaz]

"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left" I am 100% stealing that line.

[@MrKinghuman]

Ramna Viaz that one hit home bro. Rough. Lol

[@Nesto38]

That along with the 'tism line

[@med9099]

theo is so good at what he does, he makes you forget you got clickbaited thinking he's gonna roast the jenners.

[@XPRforJustice]

Bro this comment hhhhhhhhh

[@amandathompson6789]

Dammit, this did just happen and I did forget until I scrolled past this comment😂😂

[@shakethese317]

Big factz

[@reecegraves3738]

What video is the thumbnail from lmao.

[@Tarzander]

Lol got me too

[@apollyon5629]

"you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" killed me

[@Wafinoodle]

I'm still crying

[@danielwarren129]

What's that even mean

[@larrymcjones]

Daniel Warren Just roll with it dude

[@drewfleming5584]

@@danielwarren129 that he looks like a deaf dude that works out....

[@conormac9437]

I didn’t even realize someone else commented about this but it’s so fuckin funny bc dude legit looks like a buff def guy for w.e reason

[@TheSagasofCAMtv]

Theo: Lee, you read like the smartest brother in junior high Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@jaybosher6144]

joey's so old schools his laughs need to load

[@andronymous31]

Omg this is the BEST Joey Diaz quote EVER!!! 🤣

[@shankrl1]

jay bosher holy fuck I cried at this

[@roadhog6654]

*weezes*

[@apronwhores1196]

ahahahahahah

[@sejithevoid2059]

"a brush with that tism" Theo has a wonderful way of wording things. Makes any thing sound poetic 😂

[@n0nksz]

that tism line nearly killed me at work! LMFAO

[@Kobeautycincy]

That made me seriously LOL. I was in the comments looking for someone else who appreciated that too 😂😂

[@akademikz23]

We've been saying this since the late 80s

[@tarpkic720]

..& I mean anything. ✌

[@Live-Life-Freely]

Theo looks like he knows exactly what type of seasoning goes with each type of opossum.

[@gerryfromthevoid8986]

Lmao. He looks like he's eaten some persimmons in his lifetime

[@josem.rodriguez8069]

@@gerryfromthevoid8986 🤣

[@mrcardenas2947]

“You look like that Italian that drowned than lived” holy shit hahahahaha

[@anthonygruner2670]

Bobo Curlin That’s comedy gold 😂. How he thinks of some of this shit

[@mrsfellster]

Then*

[@nickmattio3397]

On a full meal of pasta lol

[@skengdaddy]

I could watch Theo trash Brendan all day. 100%

[@mcmuffin7612]

Dean Wyatt roasting hinchcliffe was awesome

[@henkiedebomb]

Dean Wyatt That would devalue heaven

[@Qurisx]

I live for Brendan getting roasted

[@FalcaoElTigre]

Train by day, roasting Brendan Schaub by night. All day!

[@jasoncoffey7093]

No doubt

[@jacklyons6366]

Theo is genuinely chapelle/ Farley level of naturally funny. He doesn’t have to be doing comedy, he’s just a funny dude.

[@AIKnowYou]

Theo isn't as deep as Chapelle at least from what we see in videos, but damn if he isn't quick and witty.

[@ITThroes]

“Chris looks like a deaf guy that goes to the gym” was priceless.

[@Kabz8]

“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack”

[@fairday2570]

The funniest shit ever

[@thomasrainbow]

He also said he's like Of Mice and Mossimo looool

[@Heddan1992]

Haha I heard it like northern iraq

[@jamesjoseph1249]

That is so spot-on it's insane.

[@twarken5078]

I didn’t know Nordstrom Rack did tires....😂

[@andrewrobertson3894]

the brisk of a brush with that 'tism

[@agawied2910]

Andrew Robertson gotta shut it down

[@micahhunter2706]

Thank you, I didn't catch that at first.

[@DGRIFF]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DGRIFF]

And one of them uses moisturizer, and the other one NEEDS moisturizer. Theo is too much to handle sometimes.

[@CasaVerdita]

Lost my shit

[@mattpritzl4669]

Theo’s off the cuff insults are always so random yet so incredibly accurate

[@jonathandavis3312]

I feel like that thumbnail is clickbait. I wanted to watch him roast Kendal and Kylie.

[@AussieDad79]

Oh yeah!!! You just reminded me that’s what I clicked for!!! Bloody clickbait. I was laughing so hard I got sidetracked. Damn it!!

[@ratfacekilla1839]

Yeah, I doubt he could say shit about them, half the NBA would beat the mullet off him.

[@beerzerker7583]

welcome to youtube

[@justinchoi6334]

Kendal gender

[@jarhead3571]

@@ratfacekilla1839 They wouldn't do shit, the NBA is filled with a bunch of pussies nowadays.

[@dakotataylor8779]

Took me a second to realize the Joey Diaz one was just audio

[@Baqsam99]

There should have been disclaimer for us who entertained the possibility that the video portion was stuck.

[@sunandmoon6578]

Same here lol I thought they were just staring him down

[@rorybray7356]

Sun and Moon lmao same

[@TheTomm101]

Knowing the flying jew, it wouldn't be a surprise if he legit was moving that slow, 1500mg deep into a star hahaha

[@Tha4thLetterr]

Took me a couple seconds to realize they weren't moving

[@Aaron-lb2kp]

schaub is such a good sport. i miss public school homeroom humor

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

Yeah I feel like all that has gone away since O&A stopped and all the old school comedians have pretty much gone away

[@ChiefVizier]

@Elton Joel get better friends

[@thomasrainbow]

I'm sure you do but watch King & The Sting if you haven't yet

[@MaitreSpader]

That's his english blood

[@carltonneckbrace4039]

They call it bullying now

[@baldbeardcombo]

“You look like a French Paul Bunyan..you look like if Paul Bunyan just sat around all day drinking champagne and did no forestry” LMAO

[@realBatman-89]

Tek

[@MRCAVALIER34]

I’ve never seen a person more qualified to make people laugh on a professional level, than Theo Von. He’s funny without even trying 😂

[@teamritson5638]

“One of them WEARS moisturizer and one of them NEEDS moisturizer”🤣😂😂😂

[@masonwaugh3013]

(callen)I've got bad skin works perfectly 🤣

[@CharminIsBallin]

That made me crack up too much bro. Im waking up my gf lol

[@CorbCorbin]

"Cousin who once got stung by a bunch of bees.......". Kills me every time.

[@giraffewithtattoos2770]

It might've killed the cousin, too

[@muckrak3r]

Dude. When Theo decides to light someone up, it's over for them. So great. Genius.

[@boscribner7287]

"you look like a mechanic from nordstrom rack" best roast ever from theo

[@tomw293]

Got those verbal dark arts bruh

[@hurricane1nox]

rat king

[@TheNickJonathan]

Gang gang

[@Missile.s]

3:47 "One of them uses moisturizer and one of them needs moisturizer" LOL

[@jah6270]

trackidiot i was about to comment that, honestly almost died right now the pan over was perfect

[@420lovless]

hahaha Brian with his psoriasis.

[@Prepucectomy]

People laughed at that?

[@TheKazuluka]

“I have terr - I have terrible- I have bad skin” lol

[@taylorgarton6983]

Everything this dude says and does is funny. I look at him and I laugh. He’s got some wild energy.

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

"There's rumors around my town that i beat down syndrome" - Theo Von

[@buckrogers4820]

He is such a breathe of fresh air in the comedy scene!

[@buckrogers4820]

Charles T she said thanks!

[@dankestranch8738]

I love his delivery

[@buckrogers4820]

TerraFirma 55 pretty close 🤫

[@MansterBear]

Theo and Owen Benjamin are 2 of my favorites

[@buckrogers4820]

MansterBear complete opposites.. but both funny. Theo much better in a group interview where owen gets butthurt easily

[@californialiving8368]

Prison joke was the best...Hey man were breaking out tomorrow, nah man I gotta wake up and make breakfast though.

[@stepheng887]

That “Okay guy!” gets me everytime 😂

[@evancampbell7138]

"He was on the brisk of frickin' gettin' that , you know, a brush with that tism. And so his brain, you know, told him we 'gotta shut it down'." XD

[@ytkenny5]

I'd pay a lot of money to see Theo Von and Jeff Ross go back and forth at each other

[@Flipstylee6]

"A brush wit that 'tism." DEAD

[@dopedonshortyg6967]

Flipstylee6 I know Jesus, I can barely breathe right now 💀💀💀💀

[@Walshy9494]

“A brush with that tism” I lost it

[@bamadeadhead]

2:12 “he looks like a strong jellyfish”👍🏼😂👍🏼

[@Skwidd_Man]

"and that's all he looks like!" Hahaha

[@jdc1957]

Excellent

[@jackcallahan2719]

Theo you just made me laugh out loud for the first time in a long time. Thank you.

[@yamatejames5721]

2:37 joey diaz's laugh hahaha. that's when you know Joey heard a good joke.

[@franciscosauceda95]

Damn tea kettle laugh. That's how us fat dudes laugh when we here some really funny shit.

[@cameronbaker5862]

Priceless sound

[@dickwolf9253]

Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@LUckybones25]

Joes laugh sounds like a dragon breathing.

[@coralreefer4602]

A brush with that 'tism 😂

[@beastmode4668]

Coral Reefer I laughed so hard 😂

[@Wafinoodle]

@SS 'tism stands for Autism, he's basically saying if Brendan Schaub kept on getting his ass beat in the MMA he'd have gotten autism. Not scientifically true, but hilarious.

[@christ.3296]

@@Wafinoodle lmao how he said with a straight face fkn killed me lmao. I woke up the entire house with my uncontrollable laughter

[@1nvisible1]

"You look like a french Paul Bunyan"

[@scott3594]

Theo vonn is really good at pinpointing feelings of a time/place/thing and turning them into disses

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Theo is a killer. The funniest around right now.

[@Josh-pk3vd]

Hands down.

[@dtown902]

Omg you people have a horrible taste in comedy. He’s not that funny.

[@waloacme]

So, tell me master... Who is the funniest of them all?

[@jcjcc1960]

dtown902 comedy is not the same is it?

[@waloacme]

He's from Luisiana you genius. And yes he grew up in the 80s and 90s when black street culture was and still is relevant. His comedy style is actually fresh. But if you don't get it, then you just don't.

[@adamturner9947]

Theo is legit funny off the cuff

[@Polyfusia]

I think he might be the legit FUNNIEST off the cuff.

[@jeremyanger8427]

Absolutely. I prefer him on podcasts over stand up, he kills me on podcasts. But if he keeps at stand up he should only improve.

[@tannerk9036]

Hes pretty funny but to anybody that lives out in the country this is very typical humor I'm not saying he's a bad comedian but just above average it's the city folk that think hes hilarious

[@MarcusTheDarkness]

@@tannerk9036 interesting take. I think he's hilarious and I'm a city guy, so I can't argue.

[@tannerk9036]

@@MarcusTheDarkness Yeah hes definitely funny it's just like huh that's the same as any semi funny guy out here which I guarantee most of them couldn't do stand up so its definitely cool to see him do comedy

[@whitediver45]

He's running solely on bone marrow. He's like a strong jelly fish. Lmao

[@wesbrown1831]

my favorite current comedian. love the way this dude’s brain works. no one else is like him

[@bricemason3896]

You're reading like the smartest brother in Jr high😂😂

[@RaoulDuke1776_]

boozum 1 hahahaha golden!

[@enigma1247]

Theo is the most under rated stand up comedian in the game right now. He's so consistent. Always kills it. Never disappoints

[@papiagua]

His standup isn't good yet, his podcasts and interviews are amazing though, his off the cuff stuff is so good. He needs to just go riff off the audience

[@canefan17]

@@papiagua exactly

[@HugoStiglitz88]

But he's underrated because his stand up isn't what he's best at

[@Subs1338]

His standup is amazing live.

[@smwrbd]

Enigma...your comment about Theo being "the most underrated comic of all time" is "the most underrated comment of all time." But, if nobody likes this comment, then this comment, will replace your comment, as "the most underrated comment, of all time..."🤔 Can we at least agree on this, Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

[@typsom]

The genius of his roasts is that they are so abstract but at the same time are 100% spot on. Mechanic at Nordstrom Rack? Deaf guy at the gym? French Paul Bunyon? Like it's all shit that makes you go WHAT THE FUCK? but is completely accurate

[@denisp8396]

3:57 is literally what happened when everybody left LA and Brendan decided to stay 😂

[@CrossmoorMafia]

that laugh of Joey when he makes fun of Lee 😂

[@megleigh8973]

"He looks like a strong jellyfish and that's ALL HE LOOKS LIKE!" ...Kills me 😂

[@jomomma8754]

Cant watch this clip without crying every time. Dude is hilarious

[@raiders18dr]

This is the first video I ever saw of Theo & now ive seen him live and never miss a podcast

[@constantdoodle32]

"I'm about to put quarters in your eyes, and play your ass" is literally the best thing I've ever heard.

[@Synochra]

jesus the way he described Brendan was spot on

[@iceswallow7717]

floating dead guy who survived

[@RC-pe9yv]

These two... I can listen to them all day. Their laugh is contagious.

[@SavageJoe1775]

God I love Theo Von's jokes and disses 😂 the man is a master of creative terminology lol

[@AnnMuise]

The best one for last. 😂🤣👏😤

[@jmason165]

what did he say before he said, 'cause i didn't start em.'?

[@rorybray7356]

jmason165 "There were a lot of rumours in my town that I beat Down Syndrome" "Really? That's inspiring man" "That's how I felt when I heard them, coz I didn't start them"

[@jarmopaakkonen2045]

Best one was The smartest brother in junior high

[@JSalonsky]

" a brush with that tism" one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

[@VinnyJi]

“You look like a mechanic for Nordstrom rack” lmao

[@toddreynolds1928]

You know Theo got him good when Brendan grabs his leg or foot lmfao 😂😂😂I love these guys they are so funny it’s crazy

[@elixandervild9553]

Lee had me cracking up when he said he's doing good, its the best he's ever done

[@conormac9437]

Lmao you look like a def guy that goes to the gym... idk why but that’s soo accurate and hilarious

[@huuud]

Dude! That was awesome!

[@arsenalarsenalCOYG]

“The deaf guy who goes to the gym” Why is this so specific and so true!

[@jimmietwotime]

Theo in his prime right now

[@MarcusTheDarkness]

man my mind is kinda blown, like where did this come from? I remember him from Road Rules (or was it Real World), and then dude just pops up again out of nowhere, blowing up at nearly 40 yrs old lol.

[@rimspin2410]

In his prime? He’s not a fckin athlete dude, he’s a comedian. As Bill Burr says “it’s not like I’m gonna tear my Achilles and can’t write a joke...”

[@robbiekong2464]

“You read like the smartest brother in junior high”

[@louieforal9528]

Great stuff keep it coming !!

[@kylesmyle4907]

Nobody in the world makes me laugh like Theo 😂

[@freeforpaul]

"One of them uses moisturizer , and one of them needs moisturizer."

[@carlosh4288]

I see Theo Von, I hit play.

[@Baqsam99]

You're a simple man.

[@thatotherguy4200]

Its a simple lifestyle one must live

[@jasonbailey5454]

Love watching the big guy cracking up so hard at all theos u look like jokes. They're both awesome!

[@matthewalkman386]

Never get into an roasting battle with Theo. That deaf guy that goes to the gym broke his soul man

[@kevinguiboche2359]

He's so much funnier when he's not doing stand up. Would like the see more Podcast stuff and casual comedy stuff

[@SpaceGhostPurps]

Deaf Jack Russell

[@heelinoff2472]

SpaceGhostPurps def a glaring omission lol

[@andrewsheppard2404]

SpaceGhostPurps Agree bro thats definitely the funniest :)

[@josephabbott1907]

Man joeys laugh is impossible not to recognize yet impossible to describe

[@Illuminatethedark_]

The joke he said in front of Kylie and Kendall had me laughing!🤣

[@wjellis504]

That's awesome Theo.. Love you dude. Brendan is so cool to love that guy he seems so genuine.

[@nickmattio3397]

Is there just a 24/7 loop I can feed into it’s never enough lol

[@eno6712]

Theo is already close to my inner dialogue , but it gets closer the more i listen

[@senornihilist186]

Love the Brendan Roasts jaja

[@stepheng887]

“jaja”?

[@shamrock7599]

BEATNGU42 - he’s laughing in Spanish

[@tjacksondolph4026]

Theo the only human to actually beat down syndrome.. respect

[@jeremywilhite6853]

Bruh this dude kills it. I just found him yesterday, he top 5 that quick.

[@darkgreenkid296]

Theo Von and Joey Diaz make me laugh like no one of this podcasters comedians

[@tallahassee260]

I had a cousin that got stung by a bunch of bees one time and y'all look similar

[@NotTheRealCodyDean]

The prison one makes me laugh so hard

[@haroldkeyes9230]

Great edits!!!!

[@Tmb1995]

Literally one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched

[@Yzjoshuwave]

I never heard of Theo before about 2 or 3 weeks ago and he's just suddenly all over the place on everyone's podcasts dropping some of the best comedy I've ever heard. Brilliant. And he just Davided that Schaub Goliath. Gotta hand it to Schaub too though. He just took all those crazy shots and didn't cry or bust a vicious nut on Bryan at all. At least during that segment. Because he wasn't there.

[@flurbanmoran7797]

Joshua Morriston mkultra

[@TranscendentalTunes]

Yeah Schaub is a good guy

[@thatotherguy4200]

Joshua Morriston same bro.. Heard him on rogans podcast and I got addicted.. Started his podcast too

[@diogeneslantern18]

ThatOther Guy first time I saw Theo on Joe's show I honestly thought who the fuck is this hillbilly, and then I bothered to actually listen to what he was saying and he has a pretty high EQ. He is very insightful.

[@allanshpeley4284]

All part of Theogate. Look into it.

[@DrAdnan]

Theo Von is naturally funny 👏👏

[@flixnchills]

I think Theo is my new favourite comedian. Something about his delivery just makes me die laughing

[@HelloTuuuurdz]

Theo’s LAUGH/TALK is EVERYTHING!!!

[@eddiex7311]

" I got a cuzing that got stung by a bunch of bees 1 time on a picnic an y'all look similar" lmao on this episode he kept telling Brendon that he looks like he got stung by bees and he needs to get it together had me dying the whole podcast

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Thank God you watermarked this so no one steals your original content definitely owned by you

[@RefinedQualia]

Bruh this was awesome but you forgot about the DEAF JACK RUSSELL!

[@Airforceproud95]

Legend

[@dan_golbean]

What’s up airforce

[@doug9116]

The Man ☝

[@garrettwhitt2043]

He is genuinely one of the funniest people ive heard

[@maxwellbarnhart1375]

Dude Theo Vons roasts are genius.

[@ivanhidalgo8632]

Gang gang

[@aldousbrawndo996]

Theo Von looks like an Amish guy saw a video of Nsync from '97, got a "makeover" and left the farm asap to find the nearest gay bar and somehow ended up on tv

[@ethan1747]

Mark Reeves Wow.. I had no idea someone would have so much to say about a comment that just said “gang gang”. I’m not mad at it though, Nsync is the shit. I reckon they probably inflicted a lot of people with gay back then.

[@Arkansauce76]

Theo and Brendan need their own show

[@ravisoodi]

I don’t even feel annoyed I got clickbaited by the thumbnail. This was too funny!